Stopped in lat Tuesday night. Lots of girls there, but not many "working". Sat at a table next to the stage, had a stack of $1 bills sitting on the table, tipped at the rail, and sat there alone for almost 1-1/2 hours. Apparently the dancers had lots to talk about because they would gather at the bottom of the stairs and be so involved in conversation that they weren't able to spend any of their precious time taking my money. Needless to say, I wasn't impressed. Guess I finally found strippers who don't want money.
Stopped by for the first time in many months - I was immediately mesmerized by Naomi, who has the sort of body seen in a dream -- and knows how to work it! Worth the price of admission all by herself ...
I've worked here off and on. It has gotten worse and it's not just the fees. Dj is terrible and the manager is clueless. No he can't dj, but thinks he can. He does sound awful. One of the bouncers told me that he has the computer completely screwed up so no one can find a song, except him. He must think it makes him a hero. And "entertainer" you are right- No one knows when their set is over. Starting and stopping songs for our cue? Really? Even the customers hate it! Big Clubs I worked at before always played the same song (one of them sounded like the jepardy song) It was simple. You certainly can't understand the yelling on the microphone. It's the worst! no wonder nobody makes any money :(
Worked here one night. Very disorganized. Manager called himself- tinkles (maybe he wears diapers?) Said he has run big clubs? Really? He also dj'd. I think he needed the tip out from the girls. They certainly arn't paying him anything for his management skills. Worst dj i have ever heard. Girls didn't know when to move to the next pole. Played part of song then started another. He said that was our cue to move to the next stage... most ignorant thing i have ever heard. Nobody new when their set was over. Constant yelling on the microphone was terrible. NO money!
Just a Iowa man getting ready for farming season was in on a Tue and met a girl named Suzie, not only did she make a man feel wanted again she knew alot about farming nice to meet a girl with beauty and brains....nice conversation not only out for the $$$
Im just wondering where Alona is she is the spanish girl with the boob job , she used to let me get extras in the VIP and i miss that how i could play with it while she danced for me i heard she was fired and worked at the yard in cerder rapid but i didnt see her again when i was there but when i got there but her friend said she still deos the samethings like i miss her after hours they where the best....!
hmmmm lets see Amature vs Veteran Dancers...R u kidding what guy wants to waste there money on a girl that shy and has ZERO confidence....as where a Veteran Dancer rocks your world which keeps you coming back for more....THATS A NO BRAINER....if you ask me...Get with the program Customers....
I hate to inform you guys of this, but your current Ladies' Night special is in violation of state and federal law. You might want to look into it as a couple places here in the Midwest have all ready been busted for the same thing.
Is JC still stripping I thought she quit years ago when she married that ass hole from beach she was never dancing again these girlscrcgettin up there they should really do something else they look rough .. These girls use to b nice to look at its sad to c them go down like this old strippers do something else
let Jon be THE manger and life will be better off with out being ripped off by Athane girl that has ripped off many custermers on vip and yes she back agian because Antahne is fucking her for sure. which is his money maker. ripp off vip. for Jon! he know what ritht and wrong. not some one that is trying it maker a dollar like
Remeber that guy grant thomas jordan who solicits for sex from all the dancers yeah he is crazy obsessed with me, and keeps stalking me, wow i am so flatter that you think flashing your cash around grant gets you laid, well when your that ugly it dont, you have a face so ugly not even your mother would love, you have to go make shit up to get attention its sad a what 50? or 60 ? year old goes on here and has to start drama because a stripper broke his heart awww poor grant, i feel so bad for you :( welp, i am glad your spending the time of day talking about me grant its soooooo flattering, but at the end of the day your just sad i never ever gave you a thing, and presents dont buy love, and money only buys you lap dances grant thomas jordan
I was here last year for the pork expo so I thought I would read the reviews before coming back in. Last year there was big talk about Suzy & Deon on here too. I'm a guy from Kansas so I come to places like this to see in shape above average women. Last year found both those girls & wow, not impressed!! Suzy was much older than me & I'm 39 & Deon & Suzy both weighed about what i do & I'm 175lbs! I did see a girl named jevine/javine(SP?) today was told she goes by Jenna now so I'm going to find her again. I wasn't aware her sister works w/ her but my buddy said when he was in last night he danced with her sister & they both would be there the rest of the week, So there you go Canadian, get you're wallet ready cause mine is full!
alot of girls seem to have a dragon tatoo now adays do you have more info to help you out? do u know her name where she is from or if she has other tatoos? when is last time u saw her here? big tits little tits does she give a mean private or lap dance?
Love this club. I have been to clubs in iowa, texas, california, japan, missouri, and virginia... none of the clubs there can even compare to the lumberyard. Maybe it's cause i'm from iowa but this place is just by far my fav it's friendly laid back and easy going. All these guys saying the girls are spoiled and bitchy are either talkin to the wrong ones or being dicks themselves. I come home this weekend for 4 weeks and i can't wait to visit this place as much as i can. By the way Lacey is the best dancer in my opinion :)
Hit the Lumberyard on one of their self proclaimed Famous Amateur Contests and eventhough there were only 4 contestants, one was a blowaway winner. She came with a Supergirl Cape and rocked our socks off. Check her out next time you get a chance to see her. TULIP is her stage name. Also say hi to Ali who is a petite star.
Don't spend your dollars on any minnesota skanks. They come down here expecting to make some easy money off of the Iowa farm boys. Spend your money on the Iowa girls and support the Iowa economy, not minnesota's! Tell those gopher lover's to go back where they belong!
Unfortunately, that can happen. That is one reason why I make sure that we go into the VIP at the start of one song, and I keep track myself, asking after what I know was either one song or two depending on what I plan to spend. If she lies to me, I say I've had enough and we step to the counter for verification. Someone in the club keeps track and can verify the number of dances for you - but as you said, it is too late now.
A dancer screwed me over on private dances. I won't mention her stagename to not blast her on here, but it was two for ones and she said one set was over after one full song. Started at the end of one song. Second time she screwed me over before-once was over a year ago-another time she said we had three and only two. I have been going to the club for 9 years! I should have checked with the bouncer to determine how many songs we had or said something. Probably too late now.
Hit the Lumberyard last night and want to thank the girls for their entertainment. Roxy is a perfect dancer for any club and the Lumberyard is lucky to have her and I was lucky to see her. Lots of energy, and having fun at what she does. Thanks Roxy.
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