Alexandra was great .. She was Cute .. Very friendly ...I had a GF like experience when i visited today afternoon .. Stupid me ..spoiled the whole party ..out of curious ..i touched her sweet ass and booby .. that is it .. Clube Staff immediately ejected me from Private Dance & Club .. I will definetly take her for their 5 for $50 deal next time (and i will be catious and play by Club rule) .. Alexandra Rocks !!!!!!!!!
she is cute but not a "perfect stripper" by far. she is a Young 18, is immatue and gives just ok dances. after her boob job she has become a little too cocky for my taste, not to mention the extra 20 pounds she put on.
There was a comment that Celeste gives "weak dances." I think you should try her for yourself if you are liking her look. I've had dances from her and they were definitely not weak, and I've had some weak ones from other girls, so I know what weak is. I'd give Celeste a pretty solid thumbs up.
Fate- Excellent laps- petite athletic build-
Thalia or Talia- Excellent laps- athletic build, brown hair
Christine- good laps- tall, tan, leggy, but some Sales BS trying for champagne room though
Natasha- good laps, blond, thin
Claudia- laps were ok- she's new so maybe they'll improve- blond, very thin, tone, around 5'6
looking for reviews on Milan, Desire, and anyone else- Later
HB is not a good spot for a bachelor party. Many low life customers. The place is dirty. The bachelor routine on stage is awful. Maybe ok for landscapers bachelor party probably not for professional guys. Way too sleazy.
Does anyone know how this place is with groups? I am booking a bachelor party for about 15 professional guys and I don't want to take them to a hole in the wall money pit Any comments or suggestions on who to talk to would be appreciated. Thanks.--the planning guy
Jesus...that guy who keeps talking about her is annoying as hell. She is off for a few weeks getting surgery to fix a dog bite on her ffcace that happened years ago. Shell be back soon enough so stop wasting space on this page asking your dumb questions!
What do you mean the "board needs to go back to the way it was?" Hopefully you mean before the philosophers, preachers, and juveniles abounded. When I look at posts from a year and a half/ two years ago, there was a lot more talk about the girls as dancers as opposed to the posts we get now.
Trying, brother. All we can do is try and be civil to one another and hope it is infectious. While I am here, hello to my voluptuous sweetheart Helen, getting sexier and more irresistible everyday!!Love you kiddo, have a good one.
Hi sweetheart, Friday was out of control, been coming there for awhile and that was one of the all-time greats. My friends had fun, all in all, a spectacular evening. You are one a trillion honey! Have a great weekend and happy holidays , diva. See you before Xmas, Helen.Ciao!
Maybe if you gave your date $200 when you picked her up she would be willing to put up with you. If you cant have fun on a date you have issues. 100K plus, masters degree and cant have fun on a date? whats wrong with this picture? Sounds like you could be fibbing about something???????????????
You are the one passing yourself off as a mature, insightful and sophisticated adult. Whereas, in actuality you are just another loser who is paying women to grind your dick. Then you go on the internet wanting to read and write reviews of the experience! And finally complain that others are spoiling your fun. Really mature behavior! And by the way, strong language is for real men who don?t feel compelled to fake civility or hide from harsh realities. My best friend talks like this all of the time; he's 45 years old and a business professional. He?s got more class in his little finger than you have in your entire flatulent body.
What can I add to that? Your post fits most of the forum perfectly. It's the type of stuff written by a high school kid instead of a supposedly mature adult. I'm certainly not going to get into a battle of childish name calling, I'll leave you to display your proclivity for the profane. I'd just prefer to read more customer reviews on dancers rather than sanctimonious ramblings or childish outbursts.
You don?t need me to embarrass you: sounds like you embarrass yourself all of the time, cocksucker. Sure, strip clubs are for some ADULTS like you, adults who cannot get laid. Maybe its because of your personality. Wake up and smell the anal vapors: you?re a sanctimonious prick and a hypocrite. I find your fake moral standards and alleged offense at inappropriate and immature language amusing. This from a man who justifies paying chicks to grind his pathetic smegma-encrusted penis? By the way, are you going to have the shaft surgically removed from your asshole, or just leave it in for easy access?
So, since your ex-husband spent all of your kids? college funds at a strip club, all strip club patrons are phucked up? I?m 34 years old and I don?t have a wife, gf, son, or daughter. My parents are dead. My few coworker friends are getting divorced, and they hang out in strip clubs from time to time. And who cares what the neighbors think? I have a Master?s degree and a professional job paying over $100K. Personally, I?d rather spend $200 at HB than on a date. Its more fun, and I?m treated better there. And even if I believe your side of the story, isn?t it as much your fault for having married a ?loser? in the first place?
If I recall correctly, TWA turned out to be a self promoting pimp for a handful of strippers that did him right. He/She was after a ego ride at the expense of others. The "kid in the candy store" went broke!!!!!
The effectiveness of repitition and drill is frequently overlooked in education today, and in the case of dancers and strip club customers, who struggle learning right from wrong, repitition seems an appropriate technique. Discuss among yourselves...
Was just at HBs tonight. Saw a dancer named Zoe, but I didn't get any dances. Does anybody know her schedule? I really need to get back there to check her out. Brief description: wow, what a rack! Seriously, would appreciate any info. Thanks!
I don't have anything better to do. My husband spent all of our kids college money at HB. Luckily I caught him in the act and got a huge divorce settlement. The private investigator was well worth the money. I'm angry because I married a loser and my kids are being raised without a father. If you don't like my comments cause they hit to close to home maybe you need to take a close look at what you have become. Maybe I can save your family or someone elses from the pain me and my kids have experienced.
An immediate preachy bit of philosophy. Don't you get tired of saying the same thing? Take care of your own house. I just would like to read other guy's review of the dances not someone repeating the same old thing about perceived evils of spending your entertainment dollar at a strip club. And I'm thinking that if those who are so morally upright continue to visit a strip club forum....what does that mean? Don't they have better things to do?
The real world is hard pressed to understand how F---ed up the patrons of a strip club are. Ask your wife, girlfriend, son, daughter, mom, dad, coworkers, neighbors if your behavior is acceptable. Grow up - Try to return to the real world. Quit being stupid.
It's too bad we can't have many real reviews of the strip club experience and the girls and instead have to endure endless philosophical ramblings, preachy warnings, and flat out immature and embarrasing diatribes. It's hard to defend the strip club patron when you see the quality of the posts here. Any review of the girls and the dances( which I recently posted) is quickly lost in a barrage of philosophy and/or junior high type taunts. This IS supposed to be ADULT entertainment, after all. You'd be hard pressed to believe adults are making the posts.
a few years backs i met two of the best dancers IMHO, named Malibu, tall , black hair , and another girl named carla , she looked like a latino version of Farrah Fawcett, anybody know if these two are still around ANYWHERE!i hear paige is still there afternoons?is that true?any help appreciated and if anyone knows Malibu personally please do me a favor and say dave said "hi".thanks i knew i never had a shot at these ladies , but a private fantasy dosent hurt!
Nice tirade, shit head. Are you foaming at the mouth from rabies, or is that just left over jizz from your last gang bang? Then again, who the hell would dare stick their cock in your rank pie-hole? So I guess that?s what you get for sodomizing in the barnyard, perverted fuck. Gosh, hope you enjoy the "prison sex" as a man cunt. Next time, just cut your tongue out of your head and shove it up your rectum, where it belongs.
To anyone whom I have offended: I'm sorry! I'd had a bad day and was really looking forward to a number of dances with the lady I wrote about. The level of my disappointment is testimony to her addictive powers. My other favorite was not in the house, and two newer dancers I tried for the first time did not satisfy. No offense intended towards the gentleman that monopolized the object of my desire. OK. I'm done. No more whining.
I cannot say who, but you will know
So much not revealed, so much misunderstood
An ultimatum spoken and rejected
No time given for contemplation or reflection
Intense emotions expressed to soon
The silence has become deafening
There is no malice, but there is much fear
Is this a game of chess? Your Move
I'm a dancer and do well in this club. with all the respect to any of my regulars i tend and will see first whom spend the most, treats me the best, doesn't ask me out and keeps this only business, doesn't waist my time: time is money! this is our job as you might have yours! there is no reason for you out of anger to ofend any of customers and call them grandpas, etc! we do not pay attention of age or race. as long as that customer is nice and clean and spends big and respects us we give in return! you do not need to wait if you wish so! move to another dancer, go home, or come back another day! this is only common sense!
I'm not a big spender, so I've freqently experienced what you described. The choices are 1. to spend more, which I won't do, 2. suffer and wait, which I won't do, either, 3. realize that strip clubs are ultimately an unsatisfying experience and find someething better to do with the time and money.
Funny thing is that I've been going to clubs for many years. I'm not a newbie. I'm sure the girl does not enjoy seeing several regulars show up at the same time, knowing some will be disappointed. I don't take it personally, but it does suck to waste 2.5 hours waiting.
There's a steady stream of new meat that quickly gets caught up in the newness of their "relationship" with their new stripper darling. They spend big bread early on, before they figure out that the road leads nowhere, just like you have recently found. Dancers always go were the pasture is "greenest". There is no love, no loyalty. Be smart enough to learn a lesson and curtail your strip club activities, rather than just switching to a new girl. With a new girl you'll wind up in the same place.
Humility Day. Went to HB's this afternoon. One of my faves showed up after half an hour. Then she went on stage, where I let her know I wanted a dance. After her set, she went to the Champaign room for an hour with somebody's grandfather. Okay. Business is business. Then she went for a rest before going on stage. After her second set, BACK TO THE VIP with the same old guy, leaving at least 2 other regulars knowing exactly where they stand. Or sit. For hours. Yes, I'm a loser.
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