Farrah, Thalia, Bailey, Leila, Helen, & Isabella are very hot lap dancers. But, who are the weak Lappers? Which girls are a total waste of $$? Who are the ones who think they're so much better than us? Who are the Air/ Lite Contact Dancers? The girls hate it when we share vital info, but it saves us time & $$ if we know which dancers to check out & which to avoid. Miko is a old sarcastic witch & Natasha plays that fast Hit & Run crap. I know Cindy & Lorrie give NICE dances, but how about Sonia? Erica may be a good Lapper, but she looks like a DEMON. Collette & Dianna are average at best. I personally like Big Boobs, real or plastic doesn't matter since we can't touch.
She has real boobs. They're like double d I think and very soft. She seems like she's drunk a lot. She has a quirky, funny personality.
She gives great grinding dances. She doesn't tell you that she loves you or any of the fake stuff some other girls might say. She just gives a good dance. Some people on here don't think she's very attractive. I like big tits and I think her quirkiness is amusing. The only thing is she seems to have a few regulars so you'll have to wait your turn to get her.
Is that enough info for all of you? Sorry I don't know any personal info, but you'd be retarded if that's what you were looking for.
maybe, but a lot of dancers do it openly, which is something you know if you spend any time in there. A good deal of that personal info is BS, which is why I think the dancers are so comfortable sharing it with customers. You worry too much ...
Sharing personal info in such a volatile environment is just plain stupid. If you do it, you could get burned. If it happens what will the cost be? It could be extremely high. Money, family, jail, job.................
dancers black mailing customers. Possible but not likely. Most of the dancers have much more exposure in this direction. A dancer would have to be crazy to give personal info to the customers. The relationships are almost guaranteed to go bad over time. It is proven that dancers and customers at HB can not be trusted.
Some dancers can be dangerous and unbalanced. Some of them run with a pretty rough crowd and live on the darker edges of society. Some of the girls (not most) are mixed up with dangerous criminal elements outside the club. Any idiot who is stupid enough to stalk ANY dancer is playing with fire.
Actually the restroom and the housekeeping of HBs is better than most neighborhood taverns. I used to be in the service industry and the best way to judge the overall housekeeping of any public establishment is to see how clean they keep the restrooms.
I hope people on this message board realize they are being duped by N.O L.I.C.K. posers. The National Organization of Lesbians In Chicago Klubs has declared war on men. Specifically, men who go to strip clubs. Probably half of the messages on here are bs posts by them. They are actually out there. Crazy man hating women. Some dancers. All lunatics.
anyone else notice alot of not so good looking new girls last night?; Whats going on with this place? and what happened to thalia and farrah? They were both there earlier, then dissapeered? Any one know their scheduals? Any info would be nice...thanks
don't be judging the girls. don't worry who looks the best, or gives the best laps. just bring your money, and sit till you are called. Judging Isabella as the best is not allowed. Judging Leila, Thalia, and Farrah as great lappers is not allowed. Judging Collette as fantastic is not allowed. We are all equal comrades. The fatherland is all the matters. Girls, Boys, Animals...its all the same. No more beauty contests, cars are all the some, homes, food...no judging allowed in America anymore.
To the last two posters it was nice to hear your 'LOSER' acceptance speeches. Acceptance of the negative behavior only prolongs it. Do your wives, families and co-workers know that you regularly go to a strip club. Does your behavior make you proud.
To the recent posts expressing their disgust with the philosophers. I've been tired of it for a long time. Would anyone really care to follow the philosophy given on a strip club forum? Please. In any case, I have to say my favorite girl over the last two years is Isabella. There are nights where different girls will make it a great night, but Isabella has been the most consistent. I find Farrah, Leila, and Thaila all strongly attractive and probably more personable than Isabella, but for sheer enjoyment of a lap dance, Isabella easily beats them. The philosophers should learn just to enjoy the experience instead of pontificating about it on and on.
I have been a regular at Heavenly Bodies for over a year. I see Collette on a regular basis. All these bad comments about Collette are bullshit. By the way, you don't have to pay $50 dollars for her to take those pants off, and she has very nice tan body that will make you melt. Guys we all like and hate different things, if you don't like a particular dancer, don't post childish remarks. Find one you do like, there are dozens to choose from. Also, stop judging these dancers. No one has the right to judge what they do, if you don't like dancers and what they do, don't go there!!
Who cares about all this philosophy and bullshit. I just want to know about the dancers and which ones give good lap dances.
I couldn't give a flying fuck if they have kids or if some dude is ruining his marriage or if someone who goes there thinks other people who go there are losers. Who gives a shit.
I've had dances with all kinds of chicks there. For the oldies Erica is fucking amazing sometimes. For the boobies I'll take Diana because she has big soft ones. And for hard young bodies i'll take thalia or farah. Some of my best dances by far and it might surprise you have been with erica.
Here we go again. Who cares, if you want blame HBs then do it and STFU leave the messages alone. I thought the pants was bad. Can we get back to fantasy. Might as well talk about elections, iraq and religion.
I agree that acceptance of the behavior is part of the job or customer experience. I disagree with the reduction to prostitution comment. Very few of the dancers that I know would ever even consider it. Only the dumb or unsuccessful ones. I know several that are offered large sums of money regularly. They never would do it. They make plenty dancing. Matter of fact dancing can be considerably more lucrative than prostitution. Notice what the big money dancers earn most nights. They dont need prostitution money or the associated dangers
The sad part is that if you hang out at one of these clubs enough, whether you are a customer or dancer, you don't even think that any of this behavior is wrong anymore. Concepts like prostitution start to make perfect sense. It is a sad slow decline into decadent behavior. The worst part is you can see all happening right before your eyes and yet you can't seem to stop it from happening.
How did he use her. Granted, what the dancers do for the money they receive would be considered disgusting and insulting to a normal woman. But the dancers accept the deal some out of necessity some because of greed. I'm sure he paid well for anything he received. He would not be able to use her unless she expected more than just the money.
i am so sorry your husband got involved with heavenly bodies
my husband did too
he got involved with one of the dancers - he used her - she used him
two lost souls in a sick situation
i got help
my husband got help
but the women who do this make me sick, but at the same time i feel really sorry for them
what a horrible life
If your husband goes to a bikini club and spends that kind of money on silly little lap dances with young women then he must find his marriage with YOU very unfufilling. Middel-aged married guys to places like HBs as a cheap and safe alternative to having an affair. Don't play the role of the innocent victim who has been an ideal wife and model mother. That crap only happens on the stupid movies you see on the Lifetime Channel. Talk with your husband and seek counseling if necessary. Find out why his life with YOU is unfufilling.
I recently found out that my husband has been coming to Heavenly Bodies for several years. We have children. I'm not sure what to do. What goes on there? He has spent thousands of dollars. I think he sees the same girl all the time. Should I be jealous? Does she meet him at his hotel? To what extent have I been betrayed? I'm not sure what to do, but I guarantee his life will be miserable for a long time. He will pay for this.
hello, my name borat and i wish to visit your american stripping club and have too many questions. 10 american dollar very high for laps dance, how many hours for 10 dollar laps dance? will american stripping girl let me pay her with 1 can of insecticide like in my country? i no have sexy time for one weeks, my sack very heavy, will american stripping girl make me happy?
I feel so happy when we are together. It will be very hard not to see you, but we will talk. The Wynstone crowd will miss seeing you, I will take pictures for you. Do not forget that I adore you. Thank you for the language lesson. Tell me what you are thinking
No website but this is a bikini club. full contact lap dances and you can touch the dancers waist are during the dance. regardless of what u read here by other posters, the bouncers won't let u do much more. since u r not a regular, don't waste money on tips or the champagne room. u can get 5 topless lap dances (12 or 13 minutes) for $50. cover is only $10 bucks. soft drinks and food is free (if u r hungry get the beef sand or a grilled cheeze, the other food sux). the beer is cheap. monica and farrah are the best, watch out for the east euro girls
Ok.. So im coming to the area this weekend.. Does this club have a website? Is it worth my time? I'd like to check out 2-3 of the best clubs friday or saturday night.. Any advice would be welcome... thank you!
Hey more power to her for being able to get $50 for stuff other girls give away for free. YES its worth the extra money to, real bargin in HB land, even a $100 to have it on your lap is worth it. And she is nice and very sweet, and gives a dance to die for, hey heaven has a angels doesn't it. More maybe this is hell, Whatever just let me enjoy my fantasy
Thanks for your permission. Hope things are great at home with your tenant."You can dress them up but you cant take them out." Perfect expression for you. I cant stand drunks.Between the two of you i could have purchased a bar. Everybody hates me? The only one that does is you and your shadow if you tell her too.You have such influence with the young. Dont fight getting older. It beats the alternative.Been to Vips once in the last 3 years ran into an old from.
I do not write negatve about you. Stop being so insecure. Its quite possible you are not as popular as you think you are. That was probably you making fun of someone. Grow up. Calling them names, insulting there looks, and calling them in the middle of the night is not cool. You interrupted us and she thought you were crazy. You acted like you did last time you left Hbs in your jealous rage.
You guys can understand that I wear pants to protect myself. We deal with so many filthy guys that I'm a little concerned about safety issues. My fiancée and I agreed that I'd wear pants to shield me from all you loser perverts. As soon I make enough money, no more of this business. I know some girls like Bailey, Farrah, and Leila give better "full contact" Lap Dances, but not me. I'm too good for that. Sometimes, I even throw in some air dances. Just come in, throw down your money, and I'll give you a smile. I mean, you guys should pay just to look at me.
Another self promoting dancer. Tip an extra $50? r u CRAZY?
I would tip the doctor or nurse who saves my moms life, or the police officer or firefighter who saves my family, or the soldier returning from Iraq. Its your money brother (or Dancer). We all have our priorities.
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