wasn't written by a dancer. It amazes me how often that accusation is made. I've only known a dancer to post here once, and that was to state her hours, not editorialize. Just having a little fun - with the guys who complain they can't get dances. By the way, I pretty well fit the description I posted, and I still get dances from all the girls that I like. If you have cash, I'm not even sure they require you to have a pulse!
Good 1 Dancer. You really hate the customers, don't cha? And the 1 which says "He" likes natural boobs. If we got to touch them, we might agree, but since we just get some incidental rubs, we want huge, perfect, saline filled fun bags. As for a problem with Thalia and Farrah, both provide the heavenly dream fantasy guys want. Natural is OK, but we get that already, at work, school, & local clubs. We want the movie star looks & bod. And the black guy comments. If you are a black guy, you already know the answer. But, obviously, you're not. Keep Hope Alive!
I know a lot of people here rave about Farrah, and a lot of other similar chicks. I dont really get it. I like Diana because she's really nice and I love big natural tits. I really enjoy getting dances with her. Some of the other chicks that you guys talk about like Thalia for example I don't get. Her dances aren't very interesting even though she has a great body. To each his own I guesss
My dog has diarrhea!!! It's all over the floor and all over him.
I'm not a dancer, owner, or employee.I think this site is so full of crap this is all I'm going to write about, every single chance I get!!
This board sucks so bad when the philosophizers come out and drone on about the merits or lack of merits about going to a strip club! Can't we talk about how hot Leila looks? Or how sweet Carla is? Or what a wild lap dance Ciarra gives? Or what a nice ass Thailia has? Or how overrated Farrah and Natasha are? Or how bodacious Isabella is? Or how unprofessional Paige is when told no? Or how Adrianna will spent time with you even if you aren't going to spend a lot? Or what a great time Aurora can be?Or whatever? Anything but more endless drone about strip club philosophy. Let's make it about the GIRLS and why they're fun or not so fun.
Winner losers whatever! Its a good time once in a while for the guys, the girls make some cash, it is what it is! Anything in moderation, I mean if your going broke spending all of you days and nights in there hoping find real love, then you probably are a loser. and if your a dancer addicted to something thinking you can do this forever not saving a dime, then you are probably a loser. Or maybe not live and let live!!
we all make choices. we have all decided to either go to hb and spend our money(for whatever reason we have), work at hb (for whatever reason we have), or even read these posting... but i dont believe that makes any of us losers. i dont think you are a loser any more then me or the dancer or the dj. we all have to live with the choices we make.... some choices are good, some are bad. but we have all chosen to be part of hb in some way.... so we all have something in common.
I really like Diana. She has these awesome huge natural boobs and she's incredibly nice. Never had a bad experience with her. Anyone else a fan of hers? Also anyone know what nights she works? It's been a while since I've been there and I want to make sure I see her.
All patrons of HB are 'losers' in some sense. All dancers at HBs are 'losers' in some sense as well. If you are a 'loser' in these senses it is by your own choice. It is also a person's choice to make positive changes in their life to no longer be a 'loser'.
If your life is so great, why are you hanging out in a strip club? If you felt satisfied with relationships in your personal life, you wouldn't feel the need to live in this fantasy world by paying girls to pretend to be interested in you.
thanks for the help. are you the angel or the devil on my shoulder? im not sure... cause the devil wants us to do bad things, and the angel would never call us losers. you still sound like a dancer to me.
interesting. if you are a hb customer, then by your own definition, you are a loser too. if you are not a customer then you are just wierd because you are posting on a site for a place you dont go to. if you are an employee(this includes dancer)... then you are a hypocrite.
wow... do you have a negative attitude. a lot of us "loser" guys that come to the club have much better lives then you. maybe you are just jealous. maybe this is the best you can do with your life. maybe you shouldnt think so highly of yourself.... or maybe this is the best you can expect from your hopeless life.
Any dancers who has been there for over a year hates the guys. That is just the way it is. They put up with the guys for the money and only the money. That is the way it is, take it or leave it. Most of the losers that come to the club are happy with the arrangement. It is the best they can hope for in their hopeless lives.
I sat in between to stick hole's, One stunk like he sh*t in his pant's.The other one was smoking a stinky 35 cent cigar.I don't know why these cigar smoker's don't just come out of the closet and go to a gay bar and put what they really want in their mouth's.
Rules, F the rules. Below are my strip club rules.
1. Have a good time!
2. Don't piss off the other customers.
3. Don't act like a dip shit
4. It is OK to break the club rules, but not OK to get caught
5. Don't over tip the dancers $5.00 per song is enough
6. Find one or two of the best dancers and become their regulars
7. Don't get emotionally attached to any of the dancers
8. Tip and treat the support staff well
9. Expect 40% of what a dancer tells you to be lies and bullshit
10. Never get so drunk you pass-out or up-chuck at the club
I watch as you guys are lead around by girls who you say are your regular girl, they tell you when to come in they tell you that you cannot dance with other girls, are you just stupid or what? you are the one with the money and the power, because they want whats in your pocket, use that power to your advantage and start taking some control already.
Does anyone know a dark-haired dancer with a nice tight, toned body? I think she was wearing tall boots last Thursday night and I believe she's relatively new to HBs. Could her HB name be Monica? I got a few dances with her and I thought she has a really sexy way about her. Anybody know her schedule? Thanks!
To the Negative four stars guy: First, you don't count well, it was only 3 stars. Second of all, different girls have better chemistry with different guys. A lot of guys have had praise for dances by Leila and Farrah, but they weren't good for me. It just depends, I guess. Adrianna has given me some mediocre dances, but the last two times were really good. She's always been really sweet with me and spends time talking with me. I have nothing bad to say about her in my own experiences.
You sound like a real loser.You better find some kind of life besides this club.I'm going to try to figure out who you are now that I know who you like and dislike.It shouldn't be that hard.Then I could confront you at the club.
Adrianna is NOT negative 4 on the dance scale. She is negative 13. Cute, young, sharp, energetic, but she will pick your pocket if you aren't lookin, & always adds on dances at pay time. She really hates the guys. At least some dancers are pros and business-like. Farrah, Brooke, & Leila are 10's, gorgeous, hot, give great service and dances. If you gotta go to a strip club, at least get the best. Don't pay for strippers who won;t strip, air dancers, hit & runners like Natasha, or average looking girls. Look for the absolute most attractive, shapely, nicest babes in the club. The rest can play their games and lose customers.
I am a guy and I wrote the 10 way's not to have a bad dance.It wasn't a dancer who wrote it.Also These girl's are kind of self employed so they really could act the way they want.It's up to us to pick the ones we like more it's that simple.
there are MANY new girls coming and going, old/regular girls here though as well. cover is cheap, beer is cheaper - the dances are short but not overly expensive- by having the girls not walking around naked/ or topless it makes the atmosphere more bar like- where you have the opportunity for a quick chat - not all the girls come up and only say "hey wanna dance" - there are some great nice dancers out there! just gotta find em
1) the golden rule in business is the customer is always right!
2) treat us like fat... cattle ready for slaughter - we'll act like it.
3) we pay for great service. bad service means little or no tip.
4) don't hit & run, as in Hi! Dance? No? See Ya.
5) smell nice. use a sweet perfume and lotion.
6) use eye contact, smile, be nice.
7) most guys like the Playboy type of girl. young, nice legs, chest, butt, & face. Not wrinkles, cellulite, or ugly. Agreed?
8) sometimes we switch girls - just a strip club thing, OK?
9) always give great Lap Dances. no air, no weak, no rip offs.
follow these simple request, & you'll probably have a good nite.
Was in a while ago and got a dance upstairs from what I believe was a hispanic or island girl with a great set, but can't recall name. Was worth the money, but can't recall the name. It might have been even 6 months ago.
You must be joking. She never says hi gives a soso dance.
Just kidding now that i got your attention she is all they said.
Now maybe she can slap me around nice time I go in. Great
tan & new oitfit see you soon.
How NOT to have a bad dance.
1.Dont act like a moron.
3.Don't act like a raving pervert.
4.Don't have bad breath, plus most girl's hate cigar's.
5.Don't ask them if their tit's are fake.
6.Don't ask them to go out on a date.
7.Don't ask them if they have a boyfriend or if their married.
8.Don't ask for any extra's.
9.Don't get grabby.
10.Remeber they have herd every line there is, so just be normal and joke a little and you'll probally have a great time.
Some people just don't have chemistry together.There's a few girl's on here that other's say are great, but I think they are just ok.Maybe I alway's catch them on a bad night.Who know's, But if you have a bad dance and a bunch of other prople don't, it just might be you.Don't take this the wrong way, just find a girl you like and post about her.To many negative comment's on here anyway.
I've had some dances with her in the past....really only mediocre at best, maybe even less than that. I too am amazed at how many posters gush all over her on this forum But everyone has different experiences and different likes. I'm sure Natasha does it for a lot of guys, but not me. I'd only rate her as a middle of the packer, not a top echelon girl.
I always hear good things about her on this site, but I cant see why? She is hot, but she justt stands on stage like a dummy, and she approached me with the same line she always does-"hey hun..you want a lap dance" I went with her once and she basically just sat on my lap fpr 15 bucks! let me know what is going on...anyone with same/different experiences with Natasha
Lap Dance Ratings on a Monday Night and a Five Star scale:
Isabella **** 1/2......She was on fire and has such a hot body.
Celeste *** .....Surprisingly effective dances
Adrianna ***...Tight, cute, personable, and doing better dances.
Thalia **... Fantastic body, very sweet, dances lack something.
Ashley Zero...Looks good, wanted to dance, tipped her 4 times at the stage, said she would dance for me, blew me off. Won't waste my time in the future.
I've only danced with her on one occasion. and rejected her a dozen times. She either has the shortest memory on earth or, more likely, has thick skin, because her persistence serves her well. She just keeps pressing her sales pitch. Try being a little more direct. You must be sending a signal that you're closed for business. She's the ultimate equal opportunity dancer - she'd give a lap dance to a sewer rat if it anted up.
RE Showering. I'm not sure if your comment was directed at me. Anyway, I couldn't agree with you more. I always shower, shave, and put on fresh, [soft] clothes before I go there... I know some guys get perverse pleasure from trying to make the stripper's jobs more difficult than they already are [and hey, its a free country!]. But I figure if I'm paying my good money for LDs, I should do whatever I can to get the best quality! And BTW, there have been a couple of times that I've gotten dances with certain strippers that did not smell as fresh as they could have [one had bad breath and the another simply had BO]. Let me tell you: that's one major turn-off! Thankfully at least 99% of strippers seem to already understand that!
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