She's dancing at the Admiral under the name of Carmen. Look buddy, Don't worry, Be happy. We have plenty of girls left here at HBs. Drinks are cheap, parking is free, so is the food, ATMs are on site, lap dances last a full 2 minutes for only $10, our girls are the cutest in Chicago-Land, all the Penthouse/Playboy babes start here. Angelina Jolie used to dance here, under the name of Carmen. Look, get to the bank, take out as much as possible, pick up some homies, & spend it all at HBs. Don't worry about retirement or college for your kids. Social security & welfare will pay your bills. Your kids can work at McDonalds forever. I recommend taking Erica up to the Champagne Rm. There is a God!
I'm one of the trouble guys who doesnt come here anymore but I gurantee you, if I ever see you outside the shithole you work at, I will beat your fat ass like a dog. Guys like you are discusting are a fucking joke and try and make a move on me and it will be the last move you ever put on anyone,
Why does the fat humpy dumpy HB bouncer that is gay always
talking about doing the trouble guys, take your fat gay
bouncer ass somewhere else you fag. The trouble guys would
not give you time of day, so you just are jealous.
OTC charges are usually $400 to $600 an hour but you have to spend a lot of money in the club before the topic even comes up. Most dancers who do OTC won't do a "one-night stand". They want a steady source of income whether its inside or outside the club. OTC "relationships" will cost you $2000 to $4000 a month. If that's outside your price range, stick with $10 lap dances!
Most of the dancers and management looks at this site
once in a while, some of the customers. as far as otc,
guess what hb management, you might as well, kick out
all girls and all the customers, the bouncers, because they
either have, or are, or will see a customer or dancer
outside the club, talk to them on the phone or even fuck
them. all the managers before you failed to stop this and
you have failed too. why don't you get out of the business
if you cannot deal with that. trouble guys rule !!!
For the record, there are only about 11 or 12 people who regularly visit this unmoderated, unfiltered, anonomous message board. It's the same people posting the same stuff over and over again. 99% of the customers @ HBs don't even know this board exists.
theres that jealous knocking the trouble dude again. what an asshole. guys like you are one of the reasons all the $$$$ trouble dudes left this club. assholes like you walk in the club with $50 in your pocket and think youre gonna get laid. the trouble dudes tipped more than guys like you had in your pants. too bad you didnt leave and they stayed. they spent $$$ not like peons like you. arent you glad you posted?
I heard the guy you met moved to south beach to run a nightclub high scale clients. dont think it is a strip club, think it is a dance club. I think he took some dancers with him...are all the trou guys gone?
It took me a while to find this forum, who knew so much time and thought is spent on this place. To whoever likes to trash and post personal information about the dancers. You got me tossed from the club recently because of your shit posts. I don't know if doing that makes you feel good about yourself or what but you truly lead a pathetic life.
To the dancer...game totally over for me, as you know, so I have no reason to lie at this point. It wasn't me that posted that...I would never do that. I just want the record straight because it does bother me. So now I am done.
Never thought I would miss hearing about the trouble guys. where have they gone?? they must be at a new club spending their $$$ on a new bunch of hotties.. Met one of them, he was an interesting guy to talk too. Like myself he is a nam vet and we have alot in common. If anyone knows where they went, post. no bullshit.
more worthless drama at HBs. wallet suckin strippers & horney stupid drunks & pimping mngmnt. what an industry! & on top of everything, most of the hot girls are gone, leaving us with has been ugly skanks who strut aroung like ms usa. clubs in some areas have super-model type college co-eds. at HBs, we get junkie trash. and, the response is: so why are you here on this site loser? cause i got 5 minutes whore sucker! cut the house fee by 50%, raise the beer price, get some hotties. try it for the summer. can't be any worse than the $1 dances. from now on i'm only getting dances from bailey. this old euro is looking like hell, but the grinds are still awesome.
Thought you had control of your club and the girls, guess
again, they are all sucking and fucking some customers,
except most of them are smart enough not to get caught. You
run a shit hole so what do you expect. Unless you are are
going to keep them at HB's 24 hours a day, they will always
do what they want as soon as they leave. Its a free country so
you have to live with it, if you don't like it get out and go live
what was the name of the dancer who got caught giving head to a customer in the birger king parking lot??? Heard Kim was really pissed. Also what is the name of the blond dancer, big tits, goes all the way up the pole, but smells like an ashtray? approached me but the cig, breath turned me off so I said no. Pretty girl but bad cig smell..
She IS gone for good. She's dancing at the Admiral under the stage name Carmen!! But you know who isn't dancing under the name Carmen? My love Dianna! She is still right where I want her! I'm not a fan of her new name Matilda, but her sloppy ass can call herself whatever she wants! I'm still waiting to find her at Woodfield mall! Does anyone know if she has kids? I thought I saw her.
this place has gone downhill real fast. lots of girls are gone. the ones left are either dog ugly, 2 ton fat, or wrinkled old bags. its bad enough these clubs just try to suck the money out of your wallet, but they throw piss poor trailer trash girls at you. they used to have the best of everything. now, its skybox 2. IS, Club O, even VIP are better. Close this crap hole down!
Thx for the employee comment. We know a shithole when we see one and dont need your BS comment on how great the club is when we all know it is not. Farrah is trash and has bad breath, Sonia is a 3rd world cunt with Body Odor, and Zoe is an Air grinder that is annoying and worthless. There is no one at this club worth a penny anymore. I like Skybox better
All of these gloom and doom posts you would think this place turned into the ghetto ass skybox. Was there last night Farrah's looking hot as ever, Sonia's fukin sweet and yes Zoe gives good grindage. Plus, about 20 or so have way decent looking girls, good looking waitresses and throw in cheap beer and free food; PARADISE!!!!!!!!!
You can order the hottest dancer on-line. She will be delivered FedEx, ready for assembly. When you need some fun, just blow her up, add fresh batteries, put on some mood music, and you'll be in hog heaven. And, only $79.95. No cash or parking problems, no Tipping, unless you really get want to. And, she will respond to any name. Like the HB girls, she will love you. You can even take her to work, in your lunch box, for some coffee break fun. Convienent? 5 for $50 gets you 10 mins of action, but your balloon babe will last a long time. Unless you get too physical. Then, she may pop, requiring a patch. I call mine Farrah. Blond, big plastic boobs. Very flexible.
Erica is the best dancer tonight. She is soo hot. I recommend you take her upstairs for a hr. Another good lapper is cutie pie Samantha. Stay away from the less attractive girls like Crysal,
Tonya, Farrah, Zoe, Isabella, and Sonia. Waste! Spend lots of $ tonight. The girls will love you. Give lots of tips. The more you spend, the more you get. ATMs are in the club. This is the best club in Chi-land. As for the blond day shift girl. Days are dead. Few girls and few guys. If she wants big $, she'll move to nights after learning the ropes. Go Cubs!
Who's the new young blonde working the afternoon shift with the Barbie doll body and tits? Tried to get a dance from her but a guy walked her upstairs and she didn't come down in the hour that I waited for her. She's smart to work the afternoon shift cause she'll never have more than 2 minutes of down time.
Cassidy is a yng boy! Thin, tall, no tts or butt, big adams apple, and a long flat face. Is Miko asian or just a bee-otch? Do we want smart strippers or dumb blonds w-big tts, long toned leggs, and round firm butts? Hot latins (Crystal) are great. Yng cute asians like Jaz will do. Hungry brunette euros pre coloring are good. How about girls who slap/smother you silly w-their huge round warm implants during dances? Now, that is a good lap.
There are a few beautiful asians in this club, but they defy the sterotype of asians being smart....Cassidy has a banging booty, but it is SO hard to have conversation with her, and Jazmin is giggly and young. Are there any other asains ( younger then Rennee) that I should check out. Perferably someone I can talk to aswell? Info is appreiciated.
Could somebody please explain to me what the f that is coming out of that girls ass on the video!!!! i'm pretty sure i've never seen anything more disturbing in my life! and who are these people that find things like that hot? well. . . . probably the same people that cant stop talking about erika. but seriously. . . i need to know!!!! is it a tumor? a hemroid? or is she just blowing the inside of her ass out? what is it!!!???!! and to anyone who hasn't watched the video. . . . . don't!!!!!!!!
It's funny (or sad?) to see the same four people posting the same messages OVER and OVER again... You don't like the place? Then shut up and move on. There are plenty of other clubs around. How many more times are you going to try to make your point?
R there any girls left at this dump? 1st the euros got fat, drunk, married, or "sugar daddied." then, the old latinas had kids/or drunk boy-toys. the young latins R flat chested boys. then, lots of girls left. i walk in with a wallet full of cash, & i walk out w/the same. i give up. time to visit the other clubs. atlantis, scores, club o. doesn't farrah know any playmates who need some lap money? erica is gonna be the 1st & the last lapper at hbs. best face: farrah, best chest: farrah, best legs: farrah, best laps: farrah...
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