We know every comment here has been stated many times before, including the parking lot stuff. Still, lets re-pass on the most valuable info. How to get the most out of this club. You can pay the coverage, & drink /eat free (except for the tip). Guzzle down that Miller Lite, watch the babes, get a few hugs, and go home for a few bucks. But, if you gotta get laps, I recommend Zoe, Lela, Thalia, Jessica, Camille, & Farrah...in that order. All are hot, good grinders, big boobed, & nice legs. Problem #1 - some dislike the specials. Gotta get the 5 for $50. Bailey is nice, but not like the old days. Natasha is a Hit & Runner. No offense, but most of the blk chicks have an attitude, but so do I.
To whomever is writing to me, how about a clue about who you might be? I've asked the girls who I suspected most, but nobody owns up. My spidey-sense tells me you're not a dancer at all! On another topic, I hear rumor that Devin is no longer at HB's. Can that be true? Hope not!
He is running his business fine. Dumping a lot of money into the club would only cause it to turn into something else. Then he would have to raise the price of drinks, the price of dances and the house the ladies pay. No one wants any of that and he would lose all his customers and dancers. We like the club the way it is. Some of the small problems of the club.. like the bad music, the way the dancers are treated by mgrs... etc... are just due to poor management. Since he has never had a REAL gm for the club these problems will just continue. But i can deal with these things to keep it the club it is.
Maybe we should feel sorry for this poor pathetic guy who always wears the same clothes everytime we see him, maybe he cannot afford to buy new clothes, maybe we should take up a collection for him. Get with it Mike!!! Fix the club, Fix the bathrooms, pave the parking lot, get valet parking, have some class already, don't you think it about time, you know you can't bring all your money with you when you leave this world, so spend some of it already.
Despite whose fault it is, I agree that the music mostly sucks there. Sure, by far the most important reason I go is for the girls, but during slow times it does help when there is a good tune going, which unfortunately is rare. When I actually hear some good music there, my mood starts to pick up. I'm aware everyone has different tastes, but that endless array of the same style of music is so stale. Give me some rock or even 70s disco. As far as the DJs, all I ask is that they don't mumble the girls' names so I can figure out who's who. And again, unfortunately, most of them are incaple of it. Sometimes I wonder why they even have them because they seem to speak in a different tongue.
While we're on the subject of girls whose approach could use a makeover, let me bring up my favorite underachiever - Natasha. If that woman made any effort to show any interest in her customers, she would own HB. Killer body and fabulous charm, but she rarely let's it show. It's almost like she tries figure out ways to sabotage all of the good things she has going on.
Hey, I agree with everything you posted there. It's just that the other guy wrote it like he was unveiling some great new truth that only he could see and now he was going to unselfishly share his newfound wisdom with the whole world. You shouldn't have to visit a strip club more than a few times to realize what the game is. Heck, if you just read this message board the game has been revealed on countless occassions, even if you never stepped foot in a club. Expressing an opinion about what type of approach you like from a dancer (like your post was) is fine but I'm tired of preachiness in posters like the one guy who makes sure he types "loser" in every post.
That guy didn't say anything original, but I will say that I don't revisit girls who just drone out those tired cliches, I don't care what the look like. I like the girls who can actually carry a conversation a bit and at least make an effort to have some small measure of sincerity in their compliments. There are girls at HB who have this skill. And while a lot of guys would agree with me, I'm sure others couldn't care less what the girl on their lap says.
Bailey is still the hottest one there!! In fact. . I think (if it's possible) she's more beautiful than ever! Now to this one asking about Dianna. I ask this with caution, only because I think it might actually be true. Are you mentally challenged?
So I was in HBs and one of the dancers approached me with the usual litany of compliments: You are in really good shape, how old are you? -- Wow, you look really young for your age, you are really sweet, I can't believe you're not married, etc. All nice to hear, but if there's much truth to these perceptions, why am I not hearing the same from any women out in the real world? And of course, they close the conversation by saying they'd like to see you again, there of course. Translation: they'd like to see some more $s come their way. If you want to see some live T&A and/or enjoy LDs, fine. Just don't start thinking about feelings and relationships! Its just strip club BS.
Was in there on Saturday, and the music was awful. So I go up to request some tunes, but was told, "No requests." WTF?!? They've always taken requests. And what happened to the guy who would at least play some metal or hard rock? Now the only time you might hear something descent is when Erika or Miko are on center stage... But at least I haven't heard the idiot DJ who used to talk endlessly over the songs and make inane sound effects with his mouth. I know this is a nudie bar and therefore the lowest common denominator is pretty low, but how retarded do they think the customers are for fuck's sake?
theory of natural selection. Good looking strippers make money and stay. Uglies only last a few weeks. Every week they unload another busload of women and sift through the uglies to get to the keepers. They make money on the short stay uglies by making them pay the house. Just ignore the uglies and don't let them bother you. There's always going to be a steady stream of them. The economy is slowing down and, oddly, that probably means the "quality" of the women at HB and the industry is going to improve for the next few years. More good looking women will choose to sell their souls in order make a decent income.
why is hb hiring so many UGLY girls? this has just started recently, the past two months or so. They need to start raising their standards. All the girls i spoke to, if they've been there for about a year or more, they're usually hot, but the ones that have been there for 2, 3 months are ugly. So you can tell the standard of recently hired girls have definitely gone down. I've never seen so many tattoos, bra and underwear sets, and just trailer trash looking girls here ever!
To those that bitch about HB, stop, its pathetic. HB is a very good strip club, sure stage shows are not nude, but some of the girls are very hot, some not so hot , but that is at all strip clubs. Anyways, drinks and cover are perfect, and i had no problems with the staff, they do a very good job at keeping up this club, Bouncers don't mess with you, unless your a jerk to them or the women. Keep up the good work VATO, at filling the beer tub! Overall, HB is 8 out of 10! P.S. you drink like 12 beers and it won't cost you 50 dollars, like at a bar or regular club. So go to HB get trashed, and enjoy the women , but respect them Exotic Dancers, they have family's like all of us. So ease up on the HATING !
Hey guys ..ck this out ..They have about 75 dancers working on the average weekend ..and maybe about 200 guys in here ..with one mens rest room , and one toliet without a door ..if the owner of this club had any respect for you .he would invest some of his millions and have a better restroom ..but I hear that he has even less respect for the dancers here ..I mean how many Club owners do you know about have cameras on everyone ??
Look around you while you sit in that nasty HB club, what do you see?? Sad guys looking for something they will never get, and euro girls pretending to care when they will never really give the guy anything but blue balls. Some of the girls are very hot, but inside they are ugly, very very ugly. Just ask the guys they have lied too and ruin lives of over the years, wonder how they look in the mirror in the monrning without throwing up.
You are obviously incarcerated at a federal facility looking for some online jiggles, but let's play along. I have an idea. Send your 19 y/o to grad school, either into the MBA or Nursing programs. If her analytical skills are strong, maybe she would do well in engineering. There is always public service, politics, or a military academy such as West Point, but these may be less lucrative for certain money hungry individuals. If you plan to introduce your little girl to the soft porn industry (Playboy) plan her stripping career well. If she saves her pennies & invests well, she can retire fairly young, partner with 1 or more of her former clients, & live comfortably. But, she may end up as a crack whore.
I was there tonight and fell in love with Paris! She is beautiful and sweet! She even looks a little like Paris Hilton! Now when I say "fall in love" I don't mean literally, but I cant wait to hear what others have to say!
wow... where did all these people come from. i bet singer and the rest are the same "crew" that is normally on here but just with different names. i havent been on in a few months.... and i can say that it has been an interesting read. the one disappointing thing about everything i read is that it started out good... people having their own oppinions on things in the club.. but now its just a war of words between opposing parties. lets get back to arguing about HB.
You are truly an idiot! It must be devasting to you that you actually were kicked out of a strip club. Was it the "c" girls fault? I dont think so. Your dangerous, you have serious mental issues and you cant get it in your head that she would never be interested in you. You look like a depressed accountant. Those glasses make you look like the type a person that is a pediphile. Im sure i will see you on television soon. Yuo should move to Missouri thats where all of your type of people seem to live.I will be calling you soon.
who cares if a stripper is smart? i just want hot girls who gives great laps. gotta have a kickin bod w/big boobs, nice long legs, & knows how to grind. Most girls in clubs don't fit that criteria. so, we wait for the few who deliver the goods. blond bimbos usually work out well. don't care if she's married w/kids. don't care if she's a student or an immigrant. just want some grindage. But, fat old ugly infested girls need not apply. the purpose of this site is to ID the best lappers. not to filosifi, not to insult (losers vs whores), not to make dates, not to advertise your businesses. the girls don't give a sh** bout us & we don't give a sh** bout them. here's da $$ - now grind your a** off bee-och!
For an informed outsiders view this little saga is getting stupid. I know the players in this little drama. Hey C. how stupid do you have to be to piss this guy off. Why would you push your luck like this? You lied and deceived him. I know this guys friends and you are lucky you still have a job or that you are still in this country To D. you have had your fun now quit playing with her like this. You got the reaction you wanted. You and I both
know that you would never hurt a fly, so stop OK. Are you back yet?
even after we say "no thanks" we get approached by the same girl around 30 minutes to an hour later saying, "Is this your first time here, my name is so&so, do you want a dance?" I mean, if we said no thanks the first time, then i doubt we're going the second time around. always so easy to weed out the not so intelligent ones at a club...
The ONLY reason for women is SEX. They know it & we know it. We want strippers because (some of them) are hot). We don't want marriage or kids, only sex, & maybe money. When women get old, ugly or burned out, we switch to a new younger model. Everyone knows how it works. Love? Maybe love of money & sex. They call us names, but so what. That?s the system. 50% of marriages end mainly because of infidelity or money issues. That?s because we need money to pay for women, strippers, & girlfriends. Marriage is just cheaper than dating, until they get old, wrinkled, stupid, & fat. Then we go to HB's. But some dancers are just hideous. That's why we say "no thanks."
My safety is the last thing I'm worried about. I actually think some of your posts are quite funny and respect your views/thoughts. Just curious, you frequent the club often or no? Also, at the end of the day words are just words that mean nothing. I can talk all the shit on here, praise someone, or whatever. None of it should be taken to heart based on you have no clue who you are talking to. I previously stated I do this for kicks to see what kind of replies I get out of people. Makes slow days go bye much faster and keeps me from watching the snow outside the office window, haha.
You know you're right. I'm full of bullshit. Everything is a lie. I'm really 38, divorced, and have no life. So I sit on here all day posting to make myself feel better about my pathetic life. I work only to get countless dances from all of the girls at HB's. I'm also not intelligent at all. Just some sorry slob that didn't even attend high school. Now the truth is out and I'm exposed. What should I do? Shall I cry and let what you're saying actually bother me? I most definitely think not. Getting off on putting down others shows the sign of a pathetic person. Enjoy =)
Not get caught? I have nothing to hide or lie about. LOL, you people make me laugh hysterically. That's why I continue to post here and read the comments. I'm bored, at work downtown, and have nothing better to do at times. I didn't post a word for 3-4 days and came back to someone posting something about me. Honestly, what's next? Are people going to ask to meet me at the club or threaten to kick my ass based on my remarks/opinion? HAHA, I'm sorry but this is all just too funny to me.
Ironic as it may be I don't really write songs but at one point did sing. I say it's ironic because my last name is what I post by. I don't have all of the answers nor do I claim to. I'm full of knowledge even at my young age. Everyone thinks I'm some 40 year old slob that has no life, lives at HB's, and drops $1, 000's a night I'm sure. Personally, I can care less what anyone else thinks of me. If they don't accept me for who I am then they aren't even worth a minute of my time. I've got a short day today so if we can keep the BS going for another 4 hours I'd be content. Thanks to all my fans!!!! *Very Sarcastic Obviously* =)
I don't think I've ever denied spending money at the club. Whether it's on drinks, maybe a few dances here and there, or buying friends dances. Why are you so infatuated with what I do at the club anyway? Also, who uses vehement or smitten on a daily basis? Are you a walking dictionary or thesaurus? I depict you as being some uptight person who's most likely married, has children, and isn't able to please his wife properly any longer. If not, then I'd say you're a daily attender to HB's. It's one of the two I'm sure. Correct me if I'm wrong please. Then again, I highly doubt I'll believe you based on this is a forum and you could quite possibly say anything you want =).
Not surprisingly, you're relationship failed for solid, understandable reasons - but the relationships of others fail because they get crazy and can't deal with it. Have you ever considered songwriting? Here's a suggestion for lyrics. "I'm so above it all...I'm so much better than the average slob... I have all the answers...
A relationship with a dancer is what you make of it. I dated a girl who was a dancer for over a year and there were absolutely no problems. Only reason we seperated is cause we didn't have much time for each other due to our busy daytime schedules. Not every girl at a club is a vulture like everyone thinks. The "relationship" fails when the guy gets too clingy, controlling, or can't take what she does any longer. If you aren't mature enough to deal with it or understand it, then don't begin a relationship with a girl that's a dancer. I was speaking in general so don't take this reply personally.
It's just that you're full of bullshit. If you're spending time conversing with one of the dancers, that means you're spending money with her - getting dances (but you're only there for the cheap beer and "relaxing" atmosphere, and don't need to pay to converse with a beautiful woman). These girls don't hang and converse with guys who don't put money in their garter belts. The exceptions last a week in the biz. Though the last post was you last, I'll wait for the vehement denial!
Quite possibly my last comment. Who is anyone to JUDGE another person? Are you better than they are? Is there something more special about you than the next based on the amount of $$$ you have? I think not and it just shows how low people will bring themselves to put another person down. It's sad, pathetic, and something I never thought about until now. I'm pretty much done posting here unless there is a question I can help answer. I'm sure I'll get flamed for posting this cause I was posting mostly for my personal amusement while bored at work. Never once did I post to score "brownie points." Sorry but I don't need to. Take care and enjoy everyone.
You are pitiful. Give up, go away, climb back in your hole. Your nothing but just another customer.Isnt it enough you were asked never to come back. Go speak your bullshit to someone that wants to hear it.
Resolution: The act of solving or resolving a conflict. The point was to resolve a conflict between us not to make it worse. We have both wronged the other. Are you comfortable with that? I know how you dislike confrontation. Call me, I promise there will be no confrontaion.If you want to yell at me that is fine. If you would rather I call you than tell me it is O.K. I will not call you without your permission.
I'll bet you losers didn't make it to church this Sunday. HB's has only the most perfect women in the world. 95% of them have been in PentHouse or PlayBoy.You should be proud/honored to pay for their Lap Dances. If you were a real man, you would pay double for dances. Hell, make it triple! And, tip the DJ, bouncers, coat check. Just tip anyone with a heartbeat. Just cash advance those credit cards, defer that mortgage payment, pawn your stuff, and pay these girls some money you cheap LOSERS. That's why we have strip clubs. What else are you going to do with that cash? Save it? Add to your retirement account? Send your kids to college? Hell No! Get some Lap Dances instead.
anyone wanna buy some kids toys? I took my neice's xmas presents to sell for some Lap Dance money. I also have my mom's dentures. all 4 sale cheap! didn't anna nicole meet her 90 y/o dead husband while strippin? i guess that dancer really wanted some $$$. this club will suck your wallet dry, if we let em.
what the hell is going on on this list. all these posts about bullshit. thought this was about dancers not guys arguring about which is best. singer and this other guy. who's db, bama, and painter. what saga?these is barely anything on here bout them. singer sounds like your just instigating shit for your own personal amusment. this is about talking about the club and girls not ur own personal pissing match
You are smitten. It comes out in every post where you mention the object of you desire. You're falling for a stripper, and trying to score a few points with her on the message board. Just admit it. I like the emperor's new clothes, your majesty!
I was at the club Thursday night and saw this amazing girl, but I don't know her name. She is very petite, brunette, tan, and seemingly very popular since guys flooded the stage to tip her, and my god can she work it! I know it's not much to go on, but does anyone have a clue who this beauty might be??
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