See what I mean?! Bitch rant, "You guys need to realize we are NOT prostitutes! Touching a breast or vagina is 100% illegal. It doors not matter what dancers or managers are working." Blah blah blah....nag nag nag..... Bitch, get a new job. No touch, no MONEY!!! How do you like that?! Shut up bitch and grind on my cock. I don't pay to hear you talk.
Also, the douche bag has yellow fever...Ayla is Korean, but adopted. So she only likes black guys. She's average for an asian girl.
The dancer is the moron. Don't act like an ass when a guy doesn't know the rules and when you don't set the rules in the beginning. I can't believe how uptight the bitches are in here. You reach for a tit and they freak out and go on bitch rant. They bitch when a guy gets a boner. WTF? the bitches are naked grinding on your cock and you expect them not to get excited?? No wonder no one spends money on dancers. Uptight C*nts!!!
It was somewhat the dancer's fault. She is supposed to
layout the rules for a new customer she never was in the VIP
with. But the guy is a moron too. You don't just whip it out. If that's on
The menu let her do it.
Ok geniuses...what are the rules?? I hear it's illegal to even have contact. Why is it in Grand Rapids you can't even touch? Yet in Detroit you can get almost everything??? Who makes the rules, is it by state, county, city....WTF is it?? The first time kid has a point. You go to Detroit his behavior is normal. Grand Rapids it's criminal. No one wants to get arrested.
It was my first time in a strip club. I was in vip getting a dance, She kept talking dirty and said how attractive I was. So, i unzipped my pants and whipped my cock out. The dancer then freaked out and ran out. My point is there are no rules posted here. It was my first time, how was I supposed to know what goes on when no ones tells me. The DJ keeps talking about sex and the girl is completely naked and grinding on me. No one said I couldn't get naked either. It's the clubs fault for not explaining what goes on in here.
The girls that don't make money need to look themselves in the mirror. It's NOT because the other girls are doing "extras" and taking away your customers and money. It's because you're a snotty bitch with a bad attitude and probably old as dirt, fat and ugly. Do a sit up once in awhile or eat a salad fat ass!! Find a new occupation...Oh you don't have any other skills??? Try walmart dumb bitch. They like old ladies with no skills like you.
One:Yes, Ayla is still here. Shut up, already. Two: Who cares who a manager is sleeping with? I don't care who your wife is sleeping with, so who cares about that? Three: The no touch Nazis(there aren't many) are getting louder because there are more hookers in the club than before and they're worried about competition. It's a big pain in the ass for most of the dancers, who aren't prostitutes but are fun in the club without going too Detroit. Respect a girl when she says don't touch her pussy. Laugh at a girl when she says don't touch her boob; she's either upselling or looking to not make money. Or stupid.
Excellent tips! However, it is clear management has NO control in this club. How in the world do they expect customers to spend money on a dancer if they act like snobs and call customers names. You can't just go on the floor and bitch and complain all day. Wow, that's a real fantasy. They need to clean house and recruit some gals that have better attitudes. I agree with the last posters, some dancers have been here wayyyy too long. Not a fantasy to see dancers with kids older than the kids coming in to the club. That's just sick and wrong.
Why does anyone care who's f-n who? Keep in mind that the dancers are people & have feelings. They can have personal lives too. Their personal lives can also remain personal. Why not talk about prices, specials, what you want to see, etc. Most of the stuff posted has been gossip & rumors & probably untrue. Isn't that new guy gay?
A serious post for you girls. 1) you're here for our fantasies, do what you can to make them a reality. Change your clothes, smell nice, and do a sit up every now and then. 2) Don't act like you're better than anyone else because you're not. Yeah we come to a strip club but so do you! the difference is we CHOOSE who to spend our $ on while you'll get naked for everyone with a dollar. Be nice and look nice and make us WANT to spend our $ on you. 3) You've got 5, maybe 10, years in the business before you need to get out. This isn't a career so think ahead. If you've been there long enough to act like a c**t get out.
Who cares who this bitch is. It's attitude like that that has customers running out the door. That bitch grinds on dick all day and she complains about guys getting boners and wanting more. Dumb bitch needs to find another of work. If I ever find out who she is, I'm whippin out my cock and slappin in her face...ha!
I don't think most of us are asking for or expecting anything illegal in terms of mileage. It's just that you can't even get a decent grind from most of these bitches anymore. Most of them won't even give nude VIPs anymore and severely limit any kind of touching. Hell, you can get more action at the tiprail for a buck than you do for a $150 VIP now! But who want to even visit the tiprail when all the dancers are old, worn out or just plain have terrible attitudes?
You guys are fucking stupid. do you realize these girls arnt fucking prostitutes? i'm sick of reading you pieces of shit complain because a dancer won't suck your dick or give you a handjob. if that's the only place you get that is a strip club then you need to reevaluate your pathetic lives. these girls are there to make money by dancing not by sucking or touching some fat old fucks tiny dick. you assholes are the reason some dancers are bitches. dancers are not prostitutes! so knock that shit off!
Same old dancers, same pissy attitudes. Give it up, no more good looking dancers left in michigan. They have left for greener pastures. Good luck to Justin with the limp. I'm glad he's not trapped there like Tom. That's the asswipe that needed to go.
From what I heard it wasn't justin's x f***ing the new guy, it was Leah. His x is screwing a redneck look-alike of him and Justin's either lieing or with a doctor/professor or something like that. I may have which manager is with Leah and who's got the doc since Justin and Jason sound so much alike. I do love the stages and ld's here but half the fun is the real world soap opera with more drugs/prostitution.
The Dancers will clean themselves out. Kylie is pregnant, Vanessa is pregnant, Storm is pregnant, Gabrielle is pregnant, Roxy is pregnant, and a few more. The Vu doesn't allow pregnant dancers to work. As far as Justins GF, she's old news, no longer his GF, she's been banging the other manager for months. Besides, Justin quit...no longer at the Vu.
I think she is hot. But she really does have her noise up in the air. I always thought she was prolly smart. I never have spoken too her. But I was in recently and tipped her on the side stance. I've seen her for years and she asked me if it was my first time in the club.
I'm tired of hearing the older dancers bitch out on the floor. And all this stupid crap about "this is my booth", "this is my dressing spot". Really?! Is your name on on the booth?! The older dancers think they have seniority and walk around like their sh*t don't stink. Clean house and make room for younger, prettier talent. Last poster was spot on, 30-somethings need to start looking for a new line of work.
The nights are getting some fresh faces but there's still a lot of girls that have been there too long. Lea's falling into the same trap all the other girls that screw managers fall into, Justin's on again off again still walks around the place like she's something special. They're all old news, just like Kylie, and getting old at that. 30-somethings means start looking for a new line of work girls.
Really must get out more often to see a few more business models. Let me add a third possibility to your list: Penthouse Club/Flight Club/Hustler Club Very attractive girls in high quality facilities allowed to negotiate full sex. Not applicable here. Why? It's Lansing. Different police department, pressures (state capitol, legislature), smaller population base and incomes.
The Vu does what it can, it struggles. the meantime, stop complaining and review what is here. Who gives good extras here?
The clubs that make money are the ones with the most attractive girls. That brings in quality customers with money. However, the girls must also know how to entertain, like dance and flirt with the customers. It's not all about walking around naked and people throwing money at you. Attitude is everything. But look at the other clubs, Centerfolds and tini's are rock bottom because they have the ugliest girls in town with girls with no class. Omar's and the Vu continue to have the most attractive. As long as managment maintains quality things will get better.
Not like it was in the past. Very few new girls. Waitresses are not converting into dancers because the money is no longer there. A lot of former vu dancers returning but that's probably bc of the holidays for some extra cash. Plan on seeing very familiar and older faces. If that's what you like then this is it. Leah is boring like the rest. when you've worked somewhere so long you get jaded and bored which is what these dancers have become.
Night time girls: Cherish is both. She'll do as little as she can get away with, or as much as you push her to do. Simple. Waste of time, who wants to eat a pussy that 200 other guys have eaten? What other girls do you want to know about? There's not a whole lot of excitement nowadays, some solid ones, but nothing to rock the foundations of the universe.
Why all of the hating on Leah? She's fairly harmless. Boring dancer, kind of cute. Who cares about her personal issues? Planning on dating her?
Do any night time customers post here? I mostly read about the day girls Passion Dani Lilly and the inevitable when is Tracy coming back. I haven't been in the club in forever. Cherish used to be number 1 but I've never danced with her. I've heard both sides. That she is a horrible air dancer but also she will give HJ to old men. What's the REAL and HONEST story. Thanks. Former customer
Paula Deen and saggy are the same age, 64. Paula is better looking. Also, Lea sucked Toms dick to get her job back after wasting all her money on alcohol. Now she's wasting it on pills and giving crappy dances. She should stick to sucking dick.
Got a dance from Leah & she was messed up. Said she smokes A LOT, just goes outside. She also likes adderall but tries not to do it too much. Played along with her but was really turned off. Won't be back
Management is a joke. That's why they got those money machines because guys kept running out on dances and management did nothing to stop them. Same wih VIP, a guy could be attacking a girl and they will do nothing. One thing about this place, they have no bouncers. Too cheap to hire anyone. They FINALLY hired a security parking attendant bc cars were getting broken into. Girls you think these pussy "floor" walkers have your back...think again. As fo girls asking for drugs, management don't care as long as they git theys cut of theys money.
Been coming to this club for a while & have seen the change. Can't believe strippers are asking to get tipped in pot. Nothing like reinforcing the stereotype. Also have been asked for xanax and adderall by more than a few. If that's what it takes to get through a night, find a new job. It's not attractive. Why is mgmt letting drugs run through here so openly?
It's Charlie for sure. He's in again for amatur nite. Been coming for over 25years according to Brian the DJ. Walking around aimlessly like a senile old man he is. Spitting in peoples faces while he's talking and scareing all the new waitresses. No wonder none of the waitresses don't want to become dancers, they might have to dance for Charlie.
not even close but now I'm not sure you're charlie, I think he's too old to know stfu. But who else would have that level of hate and ignorance yet still come into the club constantly? I'm sure they love you for your $5 you shell out every couple days.
I'm back!!!! Last night the girls just surrounded me and gave me all their attention. They just Love me and my buddy Boon. I'm the amazing Crockett. This is the best place ever!! Tom is my best friend. I'm 80 years old and wish there were dancers in their 50's. Sassy is too young for me. Keep hiring the oldies, them youngin's don't know what the hell they're doin.
awww sounds like someone's going through menopause or shoved their tampon too far up their ass. If you didn't come here you wouldn't be posting so often and if you didn't like the place you wouldn't keep coming. Some people just love to complain. Yeah, so 1 amateur night had 3 girls that used to work here, that's the first time that's happened in a very long time and they usually get 1 or 2 new girls out of them. There's always a turnover because dancing isn't for everyone but enough stick around that they get new blood constantly like Sadie & Brianna.
"seasoned"= OLD. All the dancers from last amatuer night were not amatuers at all but returning older vu dancers that had worked here before. Akasha, had a baby. Bailey Bliss, returning bc she couldn't make it in porn, and Carmen, a bitch that got along with no one. So, no new dancers. Just re hashed boring OLD ones.
There's a lot of variety here, different shapes, sizes, and levels of experience. Always lots of new girls usually 18-20 range which can be great but their dances aren't always as good as some of the more seasoned girls.
Dis the last poster just say OLDER dancer??? What has this place become, a fantasy for those that want 40+ year old geriatric dancers. I don't care if the granny can grind, still ain't gonna get my dick hard... Go elsewhere.
Charlie: No one gives a shit that you sit on here and slander ever girl you buy cokes for and throw dollars at. They hate your guts but pretend otherwise because you will occasionally bring them food when they aren't allowed to go get it.
God, don't you have anything better to do, you pathetic old asshole? Every girl in the club knows you're the one trashing them and putting up private info.
LOL Passion was also old as dirt with like 10 kids. Dancers never quit, she will return once she runs out of money or realizes her "regular" job doesn't pay the bills. Last poster was right, this place never changes.
This club does not allow fs and is illegal. However, you are correct in that clubs that allow fs and girls that do fs make more money. And guys tend to go to fs clubs more often. The glory days are over for this industry, because the line between dancing and prostitution have been crossed . The quality of the dancers have delinced dramatically because of this. The really hott dancers won't tolerate this and have left in droves, either that or make much less.
The problem is solved by understanding freshman level economics. Guys are getting OTC FS from girls at other clubs for $120. Your paying $150 plus tip for a half hour VIP. Some touching. What is the better value proposition ?
I've reviewed this club many times in the past, but I keep returning hoping this place will return to its glory days. So far, no luck. The biggest problem is the lack of turnover of the dancers. The glory days are over....
Being an entertainer is just that. You have to play a fantasy role. Its not enough to be young and skinny. You see, in this business you have to be seductive and get men to spend their money. You have none of that now bc no one shows these young women how to do that. The older dancers don't show them how bc they are threatened by them taking away their money. So all you end up with in here are bitter old and young women. Stay at home fellas, you'll have a better time watching cable....
I agree that this club has fallen on hard times. The young punks that come here have no idea what the classy, hot, looking dancers that were here years ago. The current dancers are old, worn, and unenthusiastic. I blame the horrible management and ownership for not adjusting quick enough to the economy and not cultivating and keeping new talent from staying in this club. I'm a customer that has plenty of money in my pocket, I just choose not to spend it here anymore.
I would agree. Lansing Vu used to be the best club in Michigan west of the Flight Club. Hot girls everyone you look. Now yech. Now its Melissa Raven Storm Sassy Monroe Brittany and a bunch of unforgettable names. Really? Really? Why did the bad ones from 5 years ago stay.
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