You really need to lighten up on the mixing of oxydodone and cheap vodka before posting here. Cutting and pasting 3 different posts, then putting Tracy's name up top, does not make for good comedy. I REPEAT: it does not make for good comedy. Work on your material.
I see in your future. Soylent Green.
Look it up if confused.
I will now be called a mother-f-ing asshole 42 times in 3-2-1.......
Fine. Go ahead, post Tracy's private info here. Be sure and put yours up in the same post and let em know next time you go to the club, preferably after Mom, Dad, neighbors, former classmates, etc have found out what they actually do and how to get ahold of them at home. You probably also think they enjoy it when you try to stick your unwashed thumb in their pussy, you asshole.
Yes, there are a number of she males here. Shemale Johnny and Jessie Mena, Justin green, Adam weldon and of course, Tom. If you buy the dildo fist from the boutique, they will shove it up your ass for free. Then you can lick off your own crap.
The dancer life is extending. No longer are girls quitting at 30...they go on until 50 or 60 (the Vu has a couple of 50 year olds working) . As long as you maintain weight under 160lbs you can work here. We already have mothers dancing with daughters and soon grand daughters. The daughters guy friend's can get a dance with their mother too. That's where MILF comes into play. There will be Incest shows instead of lesbian. Daughter on daughter, mom with daughter, grandma with granddaughter. I want to see pregnant girl and pregnant girl shows. If you want to dance forever, come to the Vu. They have no standards here.
Given that my 74 year old Mom died in 2007, it's been a long time since I've danced with anyone I could confuse with mommy. A few who'd make me want to poke my eyes out, just like in the Greek myth, I'll give you that one. But most of the girls wriggling on my lap are a LOT younger than me, so your psychological theory of customers mindset has failed, Doctor Freud. Impressive that someone would bring the Oedipal complex up here. I'm so used to, "I like titties" or, " Lily sucks" that my jaw dropped when I read your post. That I had gotten transferred to Psychology Today. Fuck Yeah! As my favorite dancer would say.
Ah, falling for a gag. Nice. Btw. Does anyone deally think Jasmine is old enough to be a teenager's mother? Haven't looked very closely. Probably about 27-8, and a damned nice one at that. I'll give you, some of the others are a bit long in the tooth, but if guys are buying, and there are teens on the list to balance it out, who cares? I played with a 19 year old's ass, that's all I care about.
As to girls returning, I have a few I'd love to see come back, some of the dirtiest things I've had done to me were done by the legends.
I have always found it humorously ironic that this Deja Vu which allows 18 year olds into the club has among it's most popular dancers women that are old enough to be these kids' mother. Top earner Sassy and The Phantom Tracy. Not to mention Dani, Shaunee, Jasmine, etc
I think most of the customers suffer from an Oedipus Complex
Just came out of my buzz from 4/20 (yesssss, I'm stomed all day and never spend a penny on dancers, it's true!) I've heard the shemale club is going to be located in one of the former L&L locations, converting the former freezer cases into lap booths, just the right temp for the sweaty she/he girls who will give you guys the loving you can't get from the Vu girls. Not sure who's gonna manage. I'll let you know more when I hear. Gotta go, got more ganga weed to finish off. Later! Thanks, real man!
Sounds like you've been taking it up the ass too much. Take your broke baggy pants rap weed smoking ass back to your momma basement. Leave the club to the real men who have money to spend. Don't be a hater cause you were someone's bitch in prison.
I've just heard there is a plan in the works to open an all nude she-male club with Detroit style action, so those of you who aren't satisfied with the current Vu will have an after hours place to "top you off" so to speak, after you leave the Vu unsatisfied and angry at all those bitches who took your money and wouldn't give you what you wanted. Watch here for details - I'll fill you in as details emerge....... I've heard Tracy has undergone some surgical changes and will be working there.
These newer dancers are so dumb they're jumping up and down with joy making $50 a night. Ask any seasoned dancer what they used to make. Deja vu is stuck in the past and refuses to change. These girls should not do "extras" as this is not that type of club. But to make up for that, they need to brush up on their customer service skills, be nicer, hold a conversation and quit hiding in the dressing room, standing in the back, and sitting on couches. It's pathetic how they act.
6 new hideous she-males more like it ! None can carry on a decent conversation or give a decent dance. Soooo stuck up here. Not just new dancers, the older ones too are bitter as well....PS- $15 thurs, fri, sat. Not so cheap for asshole dancers.
Saw 6 new dancers in the last 2 days, all the veteran dancers were complaining about it cutting into their income. What club are you coming to? There are plenty of new dancers at the Vu, I have to laugh when guys make up tired old issues to throw at this club just to bitch. You're worse than the dancers when it comes to complaining. Lily, Tracy, no new dancers, dayshift, can't get extras. Fucking go home and whack off to porn, you losers. You don't deserve a club as good as this one. Fuck - five dollar admission and no extra charges and you get to see some of these girls naked. What the fuck is wrong with you? Just what do you think you are entitled to for no money?
Had a chance to visit the Vu yesterday. When I thought about the same dancers that have been there for a long time I realized it was a waste of time so I stayed away. I feel this is the current problem with the Club.
You people??? By referring to Gov. Snyder and his real name you are revealing too much personal information. Letting you know about Tracy is also revealing too much personal information. Only racists come to the Vu. Tom doesn't play rap to get rid of the blackies and loves his white dancers from racist towns.
Do you people really use the term "retard" up here in Mid-Michigan? No wonder you have Gov.Snyder. Now I understand who's voting for him. Reveals a lot about who the people that hang out at Deja Vu Lansing. Glad to drop in. Say, what happened to that gorgeous girl Tracy I used to see on Monday's now and then?
You're too fucking stupid to realize a few basic facts: a strip club is a private adult club, where things take place not allowed in regular adult society. When you print a dancer's real name, hometown, details (not stupid shit like this, but the bad stuff like the company a dancer's husband worked for) that enable lunatics to find a dancer in their private life, you are crossing a line. Why, because this is a public forum accessible to thousands (too complicated a word for you?) that you can't control. But that is a concept you couldn't possibly grasp. mmmmmmm, titties. Tight, Homer.
Here's my personal info: I have a kid and a wife. How's that retard? This is a review sit of the club and dancers. If dancers like Lilly suck shit then we are gonna report it. Maybe she will quit being so uptight and dance better. Don't be mad if my unwashed thumb went in your pussy...because it wasn't my thumb that I tried to stick in there. hahahaha!
Fine. Go ahead, post dancers private info here. Be sure and put yours up in the same post and let em know next time you go to the club, preferably after Mom, Dad, neighbors, former classmates, etc have found out what they actually do and how to get ahold of them at home. You probably also think they enjoy it when you try to stick your unwashed thumb in their pussy, you asshole.
You're an idiot. Go back to your moms basement. Nothing was said about lilly that wasn't public info. She admits to having a a kid and a deadbeat dad. The guy wasn't giving out her address for god's sake. Go preach your hero act somewhere else donut hole.
Warning shot. It's generic. Lot of the shit put up here about her is pretty damned personal in the past. Never understood the depth of hatred for this girl. Don't care. Will always argue against anyone who starts to go down that road again about any dancer, even if I despise them. They aren't public figures. That's why they use false names.
Would rather talk about Kennedy's boobs. Or donuts.
I see the outing of dancer's supposed personal info is back if fashion again. Comment on Lily" She's a beautiful girl: agreed 100% Comments on her style as a dancer: fair enough if you feel that way. Comments from poster 2 (baseball cap): outing online out of date personal bs about a dancer you hate earns you the right to kneed in the groin by every dancer in the club when you think you're about to get a birthday dance onstage. Will sit at the tiprail and enjoy.
As to Kennedy: if she's a Lazy Donut, she's a damned tasty one. Can't eat just one.
Lazy donut = lilly. Move on...she's old news. She's got a kid and a deadbeat dad to support. Customer service is the least of her concerns. She's been a lousy dancer for years, that's why she's not allowed to work nights.
Lily has zero personality. She has no idea how to show affection and warmth. She is a beautiful girl, best the day shift can offer, so if she would learn or care to improve her people skills she would have a line waiting to be with her. A good stripper has to act the act and make the customer want her, more than looks.
Well, the main reason to want to aim to want to be Leyna if you're a pretty but flabby girl with no style who sits on her ass is this: Leyna has is the #2 moneymaker in the club and has a banging body, much better than this lazy donut.They're the same type, of course they get compared, lol Shame is, Kennedy could really be something if she'd get her act together. It's not that impressive now. Some much nicer new girls, thank God.
I was in earlier, left around 1am. I never saw Kennedy "sitting on her ass" she came over to my table and had a nice conversation with my buddies and I, I got a dance from her and right after she was back on the floor. I did notice her sitting in one of the booths, but then one of the males purchased a dance.
And why is everyone comparing her to Leyna? She's not Leyna, she probably doesn't want to be like her(I mean I wouldn't want to be like her, not friendly and always looks mad)
Well, I saw Little Miss Kennedy dancing with her oh so pretty ass followed by Leyna. Kennedy looked liked a sort of cute girl who is already starting to droop to the floor when followed by Leyna. Get a grip with this bs about doing whatever she wants whenever she wants. It's a business, no one gives a shit. If she doesn't produce a decent dollar figure she will be bounced out. Ask Rain, a truly lovely girl, what happened to her a few weeks after being a top earner when she spoke back to a manager. But I'll give Kennedy credit and assume it's another jealous dancer who wrote this bs. I get the impression the girl is actually shy about approaching customers.
I have had nothing but good experiences with Kennedy. She has a great body and a beautiful smile, she doesnt have the "stripper attitude" that a lot of the girls there have, shes more shy and innocent which makes her even sexier. She never disappoints me with her couch dances or VIPs
Not even managment can tame Kennedy or teach her anything. She has Swag and the attitude to match. She is so pretty she can do whatever she wants and whenever she wants. If you are not her "type" of customer, she will not dance with you or give you the time of day. I witnessed her refuse 4 VIPS in one day. If she doesn't want to leave the dressing room she doesn't have to. No one controls Kennedy ...Not even managment.
Has anyone had a decent experience in either vip or the booths with this former waitress turned dancer? I read nothing but negative comments and never see her dancing with or talking to customers. What's the story? Tends towards flab, but she has the most beautiful face in the club. If management would train her some basics of customer service (such as what the concept is) and make her lose some weight they'd have another Leyna. Anyone with experience?
I agree the girls make the club, but if everything else has to run well.
Once inside, get bad service from the waitress, get uncecessarily hassled by a bouncer, lack security, stanky bathrooms, dancers who overcharge for dances, broken furniture and let unruly customers get away with crap, you might find reasons to leave.
Let me enjoy the girls with good service from the club and I'll spend money and come again and again and again........
It's the girls that make a strip club, that's all. If the girls are pretty and sexy it doesn't make much difference how the place is run or by whom. The problem all too often is a crappy run club drives the good girls away. One or two attractive ladies will pull in the people.
Agreed on all points. Markovitz is a greedy Troll but no one, I mean the law, doesn't even touch him anymore. That's why his dancers can do "whatever" they want and get away with it. The problem with the Vu is that they charge Detroit rates without having the Detroit club atmosphere. The quality of the girls in lansing is severely lacking and their attitudes are horrendous. They give horrible dances and don't come out of the dressing room. I would actually pay big money to see a non "extra" club with perfect 10 dancers. This club is over priced for the quality and services provided.
Yes, you get nickeled and dimed to death every step you take at the FC and PC in Detroit. You also get the girls in those clubs. Or did you not notice that little detail? Or you gorgeous girls with flawless bodies, lovely faces and exceptional sexual skills who will go upstairs and blow you and fuck you for 200 - 300 escape your notice? Sure, we're doing so much better here....... I don't mind paying the club to park my car or tipping the guy up front. But you'd rather hang out at Hooters. It's a valid choice.
Whoa there partner. While I agree that DJV corporate are a bunch of greedy MFs, if you wanna talk about being nickel and dimed to death for everything, go to one of the upscale Detroit clubs. Flight Club or Penthouse. You gotta pay to valet park plus a tip. You have to pay if you want a booth. You gotta pay the troll to take a piss. The shot girls, while usually hot, will harass you until you buy them a shot. Tip the bartender. Tip the waitress. Tip the bouncer. Tip tip tip. The Vu is great compared to that greedy Markovitz.
Since LDV are a bunch of greedy muthafukas. I suggest you put up coin operated toilets. A jukeboxin VIP that collects dollars per song that the customer has to pay for. Have every customer pay to be seated. Charge for every drink instead of bottomless. If they wear shorts, pajama pants then price is doubled for dances. Put up parking meters or have valet so customers have to pay to park. Pay the DJ to play rap or requested music. Pay to breath in the club because air in there is not free. Pay pay pay pay......This place nickle and dimes you to death....
If you guys are angry about the direction this club is going in, go after Tom, the dickhead manager. His son works there now which is a disgrace. If you're too much of a chicken sh*t to confront him then quit yer bitchin.....
Don't worry about the type of pants. I had a superb dancer in the vip get mine open mine so fast the other night it matter what type I was wearing anyway. She suggested I not wear underwear and leave the belt at home next time so as to save her time in getting to the goods, Gotta love some of these girls.
I know most of the girls can't stand dancing for guys who wear jeans because they're very uncomfortable to rub up against. I'm surprised LDV doesn't have official club dress pants that they make everyone buy upon entering the club! That's how anal retentative the management is.
I was actually just coming here to post asking about dress code so the previous post is a bit helpful. Thanks! Question, though--what about work-out style pants? I'm not a pajama pants guy but I definitely am not a fan of jeans in the VIP. I have usually worn work-out pants and only had one girl ever say she didn't think it was allowed...but that was last year some time.
Any thoughts? Is it even worth it to call and just ask?
They took down all the signs. As soon as they did, a bunch of dudes came in with sweats, shorts, and fat ass pajama pants oragami guy came in. I guess they instructed the girls not to dance with anyone with pajama pants, or sweats. They will let you in, but once they see your pants they are not allowed to dance for you. My question is, what if pajama pants guy asks you for a dance?? What do you say??
Went in on a Wednesday afternoon. Saw no problem with clothing - seems to be one guy ranting on here. Lots of pretty girls - Jasmine, Diamond, Lily, Ayla, Victoria and Dani all looking the best in years. All regular dancers, but go to centergags and Omars and show me better. Let's get realistic. Ok number of customers. Not a lot of energy, but there isn't in a lot of strip clubs during the day - enjoyed the visit. Who gives a fuck about the clothing - it didn't seem to be enforced during the day. Maybe a night thing?
What a lame place. Old dancers going through the motions, several patrons who are in their seventies and dancers with shitty attitudes. I have never been more bored than my visit during the day time. A good indication is when four strippers dance and no one goes to the tip rail and it is not because they are cheap! What a waste.
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