You funny guy!. I think you need to stop taking those meds. They are making you delusional. Tell the fairies that are dancing in your head to stop making you go into HS. Either STFU or GTFO. Those ae your only two choices. WTF do you know about marriage? You are either not married, still married or divorced. That means you are naive and clueless or a hypocrite. I don't judge the dancers. I could care less what they do for a living. However by going into h8 makes me no better then anyone who works there. I am going to have a happy thanksgiving and I hope everyone else does too, including you.
No dude YOU are the asshole. A, to be talking shit about people you don't know or know anything about. B, to be putting down anyone else let alone the dancers. I realize you are pretty damn dumb so let me explain this to you. Take a look at yourself in the mirror. Let's face it, you HAVE TO PAY for a piece of ass. If you were anything special you wouldn't have to go to a place like hanks to visit the ladies. Ladies that wouldn't give you the time of day in the real world. So think about that the next time your old fat ass looks in the mirror or washes that pathetic little thing you call a dick.
Everyone outdoes your ex-wife. Your an a$$hole for getting married in the first place. She must have been an exceptional skank if these "fuckpigs" are better than her. Tryout one of those big horses that work days. One named Cindy is blond and husky big. I think she was a wide receiver for the Boston Patriots before she started sellin' her ass. There's also a couple of other big monsters to chose from on the same shift. Not dissin', just the truth!!! I tried a big pig on nights and it was sweaty excellence personified.
The smoking never stopped. The dancers smoke in the shithouse, dressing room, backroom, broom closet, outside, in the office, and in the cars. I love smelling like an ashtray filled with cigarette butts and barf beer when I leave. But with every bar (regardless of the smoking ban) you get this added benefit of the stench because it's in the furniture, walls, and all the other shit in the place.
Who is he? Is Don still there? I've been out of town for seven months, I come back and a lot has changed. Everyone seemes unhappy and depressed at this new guy. What's he like? Is he cool or an asshole? Or an asshole that thinks he's cool.
There are more sluts everywhere than you can count. Gas stations, party stores, street corners, burger joints. They're everywhere. They all say the same thing. Something to the effect of "I'm going to school two nights a week for (you fill in the blank)". What a joke. LOL
I think I've heard this bullshit story about 11 million times. The only school they are qualify for is; The School of Hard Cocks. No nursing degree, law school, astrophysics doctorate degree, McDonalds burger flipping and fry testing associates degree. Nothing!!! The Unwed Mother Cheap ho's associates degree at wcccd in Taylor is the only alternative.
I know the Samantha on weekends had an incredible heart shaped ass a few years back. I wonder if it still looks the same. I hope so. Haven't seen her in about six months. "She's too, too hot, , , , , , , , too hot to handle" - UFO.
Yeah, it is a bit wierd describing the girls like that. "I'll have a half-caff, double latte with skim milk"...all this is made a little more difficult by multiple girls using the same name. I agree that the Samantha you speak of is a real hottie; the other two Samanthas I wouldn't go near.
"Hot Samantha" sounds like your describing a pretzel at one of the venders at Southland mall. LMFAO Yeah, good eatin' too. But seriously folks, the petite one is the "hottie" that works weekends. She's worked here a few years ago and has since been back about a year. Great body, excellent mileage on dances, one of the best at Hanks South. I'm happier than a "pig in shit" after I get a few dances from her. Ya can't keep `em down on the farm with entertainment like that.
Regarding 'Samantha'...HOT describes different things to different people. There are three Samanthas working here. Only one is 'HOT', in my opinion( the thin, tan, petite brunette with medium fake boobs), but opinions vary. One works days, one works days and nights and the HOT one usually works the weekend days and/or nights. Describe her better please.
You no suck as good as me Deanne. "I love you long time"! They always cum back to Suzy Q. That's probably what the "Q" would say. LOL At her age she's had thousands of pipes before Deanne ever got in the business. Just a look at history.
Last I heard she moved to back to "Taco Town" off I-75 and Springwells to open up a Mexicunt restaurant. If you happen to see her again, tell her to take a bath once a day, at least for our sake. B.O.'s a big turn off !!!
Natalie is nasty. But, SuziQ is the skank form Hell!!! That old flapper has had more cock on a weekly basis than hens on a chicken farm. Ever had Thai chicken wings? Spicy Hot!!! She knows all the tricks to get you off, and that's a good thing. I'd gotten a bj or two from her in the past. Well worth it. Better than my next door neighbors old lady.
There were a few strippers that went all the way to Cal. back about 10 years ago that tried to make it big with Vivid Video. After the porn gods took one look at them, they were promptly told to go back home and don't come back unless they wanted to work at some hot dog stand. Natalie and one of her friends went on the Jerry Springer Show twice. She said she was going to make it big and leave Henry's behind. Well her past came back to haunt her as she's still sellin' her ass at Hanks on nights. Poor baby.
I would like to know who, if any, of the crew working at H8S have ever appeared on any porno videos ---not the ones your boyfriend has made at the Dix Motel, but any real live porno videos that are or have been for sale
Jaimie should keep working. You can't make it on a minimum wage job. Low pay, taxes, pricks you're forced to work with, asshole bosses. I just don't see her making it that way. Even if her hubby works too. The free money will bring her back again and again. The only time you get out of the "life" is if they find some stupid cuntstruck millionaire or some moron with a few bucks. Crooked cocksuckers every single one of them.
Ashley Amber and Angelique are 2 different cunts. As for Deanne being the head cunt on days, she has a long way to catch up to Nicole and her sister who ARE two of the most self centered skanks to ever walk into Hanks South.
Anyone seen Carmel dancing anywhere? She worked here forever on days. Haven't had the pleasure of her dances in a year. Is she still in the life or did she get luckey enough to get out? Thanks for any info.
I heard the same about Ashly Amber's clam. Somebody just lately double fisted her in the VIP room. This might be a regular occurrence, but I just heard about it last week. On nights is a mega lipped tart by the name of Mia. I guess they act like a fan to dry race tracks after it rains. Good work if you can get it.
Is it true that the young bouncer got fired? I saw him in there a couple weeks ago sitting at the bar. Anyone know why? Rumors from the girls say that he got fired for a fight. Guy was a good guy and didn't deserve to be fired. btw, if your looking for great mileage in the back, talk to Diamond. She's sexy as hell and she delivers!
Ashley Amber has the biggest cunt lips by far when your eating her you can hear them cunt lips hiting the side of your tounge they almost look like to pieces of liver siting side by side I love that Ashly Amber
Pam does give good mileage in the VIP, but she also does carry outs which can be phenomenal ----- does not go from the club but once you get to know her, she is only a phone call away.
No Pam is not in her mid-late 30s, try mid 40s - but she sure knows how to use everything she has been given. Would rather have her any day over one of the young skinny, drug infected 20 year olds who are just getting in the business
Nobody knows for sure. She only works the weekends and never talks to anybody much, or at all. I've asked that same question about mileage and extras a few times while at the bar on a Saturday and couldn't get a straight answer out of anyone. Like to know going in what's on her menu. I'll check this weekend. Now ya got me wonderin' !!! ;-)
There was this fat dancer (and I do mean fat) who worked there about 5 years ago. I had a shot at that pack of hot dogs she called a snatch after I put her feet on the headliner of her rusted out Taurus wagon. I can still see it like it was yesterday. Blubber and tits flyin' everywhere. Like the old expression goes: "Slap her thigh and ride the wave in". I should have listened. It's true!!! She sweat so much I thought it was high tide on Daytona beach. Good pussy though, or was that a fat roll or two. Who knows. Gives a new meaning to "A pig in a blanket". LOL
I would just like to say hello to some of my favorite ladies. Cindy, Desiree, Raven, Angelique and Samantha. Sorry if I misspelled any of your names. I haven't been in, in a while. Got some family issues going on. Hope to see you all soon.
Holly on days, that's what I'm talkin' `bout. Tall thin funky hair, Ya seen her around?
Now that skanky Suzi Q's another story. I'm tired of her telling me to "buy me a drink" not asking, but telling. The last time she ordered 4 fuckin' beers for her and her friends. Even though it was 2 for $10, she took advantage of me and my wallet. Never again!!! The next time she can dry up and blow away. She's just an alky Thai whore. Think I'll check with immigration on her status as an American citizen. Deportation? Why not.
This is no shit!!! I got warts on my cock from a girlfriend back in `89 and had them removed by Laser surgery six (count `em 6) fuckin' times until they went away. The virus stays in your system for life and only goes away when you croak. So these "ladies of the night" you think are so bad, and blindly chastise, are probably cleaner than the shit you find in any bar, supermarket or church. Again this is their livelihood. They usually meet all the greasy lowdown losers on the planet with a minimum of education and gray matter between their ears. None of them want to be in this business if they didn't have to for one reason or another.
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