Just throwing in my $.2...been coming here on and off since mid 90s...no pun intended.
Lori is one of my all time favorites - hot milf thing going on even if she tans way too much...Jamie - "great" body for H8S...Deanna - seen better days but so good at what she does...I'd have to say all their "skills" are about the same - so if anyone of them are working - I'm pretty much guaranteed to leave happy.
There are three, but no more than four, decent looking girls working on the dayshift-Deanna, Lori, Nicole, and her sister. All the others are not pigs...they are cows. It would behoove them to move on to browner pastures. It smells like a cattle ranch in there, especially without the cigarette smoke. Really, do you cows think you are attractive? Maybe an online poll would convince you that you are too ugly to work anywhere except a coal mine.
Downrivers finest legion of fuck pigs. I've seen more attractive skanks at a Moose Lodge. I was in there on days last week for one of the worst shows I've ever seen. I think they had 4 dumpy dancers. Nobody worth throwing your money away on. I had a steak dinner there a starving hobo wouldn't eat. Never again. After all I'd heard how bad this place is, you must experience it just once to believe it.
Hot? Who? Maybe one out of twelve! Fun? There isn't one you can have a decent conversation with! Now if you're looking for someone who can suck a tennis ball thru a garden hose, Hanks is the place! Their all a bunch of drug addicted whores who have to feed theirs and their boyfriends habits. Waitresses! The two hot ones are so stuck up unless you are buying them a shot or are black or a gangbanger. VIP Room? Nicest portajohn I've been in but not the best smelling!!!! This place is a dump but nobody seems to mind!
are sexy, hot, fun.............willing...to please...24/7.............good times at Hanks...I lik the new vip...alot more private. Hot girls, great dances...alot of hot waitresses too. I love this place.................
I get on this site a couple times a month just to see what the dancers are saying about one another. How seriously pathetic is it that now their talking about the waitresses and shot girls. The only customers that really come on here are the truly dumbass cheap fucks who are looking for the next hooker. Everyone else is just a dancer looking to disguise herself as a customer and talk shit about whoever they don't like. Grow up and stop being such whores. LATER all.
She danced for a while here and Chix on Dix. Couldn't make it doin' that and can't count change either. A perfect example of the useless youth today. Not all of them are that bad, some are worse. She knows how to use a cell. Of course you only need a I.Q. of about 23 to talk and text. If a kid with downs can use one, she can too. None of the waitresses can make change without fuckin' it up.
What a joke. I thought the "Showdown" was to be a Lez Fest of 69in' sluts. They're really grabbin' at straws for entertainment. At least they could have a pissin' contest in the parking lot between these two below average trolips. Nasty, dirty, skanky, trampy, trollipy, trashy, whorey, and cunty. Just the way I like `em. If Lori and Deanna on days would have been doin' this gig, it would have been worth the price of admission.
lmao...lisa and shawna had some lilttle showdown selling shots..what a joke.. both are not very hot shawna ok bod, put a bag over her face u might be able to titty fuck her. Lisa the one with monster fake tits..i got to play with alittle tonight..felt like water bags.lol. I think this shot girl looks better in clothes. ...lots of free feels, anyways. what did the rest of you guys think?
If that's the best you can get, than you must be one of the dumb, fat, zit ridden, stench heaving slobs that she's attracted to. Birds of a feather don't get far in duck hunting season. You should try and get hooked up for life with that skank.
A couple of years ago, Natalie and one of her cunt friends went to the Springer show twice. She thought she hit the big time. This bucket of flab said she was a bouncer or staff member for the show, I can't remember. But she's back here beggin' for tips and beer. Jerry didn't want her either. She probably gave old Springer the worst lap dance of his life like she gave me and countless other victims. Poor baby.
It really doesn't matter what the age is. If they'll do you the favor, they are "Your new best friend". Nothing like a stranger doing what your wife or girlfriend won't do. Long live Henrys and every other strip club!!!
For those that don't know, a lot of the dancers at Hanks are older. SuziQ about mid 50's, a countless amount in the mid 30's, too many to list in their 40's. If they are in their 20's they really don't stick around long and head to other clubs to make better money.
strippers retire alot older now, some clubs say around 48 50..thats why just about every club you go to there is several 30+ and a few 18 years old. They say nowadays girls go right to college or go straight the internet.. I have been to landing strip, hustler, play house, silver cricket all the same 30 and up and a few real young girls....just the way things are. must be the generations...
Never had a dance that I would call "good" from Natalie. That "SOW" Ruby is just too hideous to handle. That gut gets bigger by the week. I was looking for 6 or 8 teats like on a dog with a belly that big. Move along. Nothing to see here. Where's her self respect and the respect for us. My eyes, my eyes!
It's a good thing you didn't run into Natalie. She would have tried to milk your wallet dry. "I need a beer, lets go in the back, and you get nothing in return. I've been going to Henrys North and South for many years and she's known far and wide for doing nothing in the VIP room.
this week too, glad you had a good time, I spent most of my time trying to get rid of that fugly ass shawna looking like a red headed step child begging me to buy her drinks and get a dance, WTF. what part of NO, don't your understand????
I was in friday night and had lots of fun in the back. The girls are were nice with exception of one dark haired old chick. Best part of the evening other than dropping my load in the back was watching both of the bouncers throw out some young kids! One kid got his ass kicked and I got to sit outside and watch! Thanks to all the whores and (i can't believe I'm saying this) thanks to management for finally cleanign this shit hole up!
I have got with alot of women in this club and i am clean as a whistle, again be smart use a condom, If you do have a disease your stupid, ITS YOUR OWN DAMN FAULT. I don't care where you go who you fuck, USE A CONDOM, BE SMART AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF......DUH!!!!!!!!!! are people really that fucken dumb?
You can't get any more down to earth than H8's. Quite a few beasty babes. Meaning husky, big, overweight, just plain nasty lookin'. The dancer fee is the lowest around. Just don't be late, then it really go's up. Give `em a try. It's really not a bad place to work. Some have been there years and made good money.
No it was actually for my friend that is already a dancer she was just curious about this club she worked at the cricket, subies and a couple other ones she is just lookin for a down to earth place without stuck up bitches but wasnt sure if she had to do extras to make anything here
Yes, they can. But it's not like the old days. Sounds like you're asking for your girlfriend. If she can't put in this message and you have to, she'll have trouble with the rest of the business. Every time you turn around there's some big dic pointing at you, or some dyke looking for a box lunch. I've been in this business a long time. It's fast money with absolutely no benefits. Do something you'll be proud of. Not this shit. Once your in it you're marked and scared for life. Trust me I know from experience. Have a nice day :-]
I think she played for the Lions a few years ago as a wide receiver. That's why they were winless that season. LMAO. In the locker room on the field at home or on the road, still winless. If you yelled hike in the bar she would probably mow down half the patrons going out for a pass. LMAO again.
this girl scares me, shes got shoulders bigger then me..lmao. mia always ask me for a dance and a drink and I always tell her no. wtf dont you understand pay attention. she looks like shes on alot of drugs.
The late great rocker Robert Palmer said it best in his song "Bad Case of Lovin' You. Part of the lyrics were : "A pretty face don't mean a pretty heart, buddy I learned that from the start". What a shame. If she was more friendly she could make gazillions. I don't even want to be around someone with a bitchy or cunty attitude when I'm there. What, I shaved my balls for this? ;-)
If they change the VIP room, they should put it up front by the front door in that raised section where nobody sits. Do like the Hustler club does with closed rooms.
She's really hard to talk to or even strike up a conversation. She's got a twin sister that's just as bad. Got a dance from her once and it was like I wasn't even there. A few weeks later I tried her again. The same shit even after four dances. I hear other customers say the same. Looks awesome though. Too bad the personality doesn't come through.
Nicole on drugs? you got your info wrong big time. i dont even think the girls smokes. she is a fucken goody two shoes...stuck up b i, she dont even drink, offer to buy her a drink she will turn it down for a red bull or a water. lol. she will not speak to you if she knows you party, i figured that out quick. all she cares about is money.
It's really nice to see a smile and someone has an interest in you. Yeah I know it's a fantasy and all the rest of the shit that goes with it. But it helps a lot when you go to get a dance. Some of them haven't smiled since their (daddy, brother, aunt, uncle, teacher, priest, dentist, doctor, cop lawyer, cable guy, long shoreman, you pick) got off them and paid.
Nicole is ok, but looks like the drugs are not helping. Lori looks good, but age is catching up. Jada is always to shit faced to be any good. Mia is ok, but could lose 50lbs. I love Hanks but we gotta be real.
I have to agree Lori and Nicole are real hot ladies, They both have a good upbeat energy about them that most ladies in there lack. Most of them look like zombies the walking dead. I like a happy lady, they perform better, lol.
Nice job on remodeling the Porta Jon. It now seats about six tightly. What a fuckin' joke. Should have spent the money on disinfectant, handy wipes, and paper towels for that room instead. Nothing better than sitting down on someone else's load while getting a dance. Like going for a ride in the back of a garbage truck on a rainy day.
Does anyone know if Aimee still works here? She was a real cute thing with tattoo's of stars on her side. I havent' seen her in months but was wondering if anyone knew where she was working. LET me know please!
I was at the bar this afternoon. Nicole was lookin' really hot. Dark tan, turquoise outfit, legs that never end. Just way too hot for this place. Lori was there too looking equally as hot. Jada had her permanent drunk on (reeeeeeaaaalllyyy druuuuunk). Looked like Mia finally bought a new outfit. Today was fat Toni's (the door girl) birthday. Still fat even on her b/day. Went to Subi's. They were slow too, but had a kickin' show. Worth the drive.
of course it was busy, 99 cent pasta and $1.50 beers, perfect for the poor boys special. but the titty bars are still raking in the cash, figure 100.00 a shot or more , wtf. Now the titty bar is a different story, 5 bucks just to walk in, then a drink minimum 10.00 with a tip. then a band. then a dance. You better have some money to walk in these establishments.
I was having a few cold ones down at Three Nicks when I overheard the bartender say how bad business was. The place was really fuckin' busy for lunch. No empty tables, not a seat open at the bar. The waitress shoes were smokin', she was moving so fast delivering orders. All in all a good lunch crowd. I got to thinking how slow Hanks was all day every day and the bartender should try working there if she thought business was slow at Nicks.
State Tax on Pussy
When I worked in car dealers as a mechanic, we had to give the dealer 50% of our gross labor every week. For the mathematically challenged that's $500 out of $1000 every week before taxes, Soc Sec, health ins., uniforms. You usually went home with a little more than one third of that $1000 total gross. That's what the bar owners should do. You can't really tax "pussy" because the feds haven't found out a way to do it yet. Give `em time. As bad as the times are they might just find a way. They could call it the Labia Law.
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