What would possess someone to write this, or any of this crap? Is it a feeble attempt at humor? The page- long run-on sentence is one thing, but that is just the 'author' being uneducated. Do you think people want to read this? Just because your mind is not fully developed, do not assume everyone else is in your dimwitted position. This post is NOT funny, not entertaining, and not literate. It makes the 'author' look like a child that takes the short bus. Here's another clue-WE DON"T CARE! In your twisted mind, does writing this type of rambling post make you feel good?
I don't know about murder for hire but I do know as as you walk through the doors at henry's there is pussy for hire and that would make a good name for your show they could show talk to Nicole and she could show her pets and the tricks they do and Jamie cold tell us about her giving Greg a Bj in the back seat of the car while her old man was driving would be a great show
This is a perfect example about how dumb people are. First off, even posting that you have a "murder for hire, " is a felony. Secondly, let's say for the sake of argument that some dumbass actually tries to pull it off. It's called an IP address you dumb ass people. If the law wanted to contact ANYONE who posted ANYTHING on this site, it wouldn't be difficult. Damn some of you people are stupid as hell. I hope your not breeding.
is the worst. She gives lame dances at best. She always miscounts the number of songs in her favor. She yak yak yaks about how she supposedly lost weight from doing pilates. She is not the least bit charming or attractive. How she could make a living from dancing is beyond me. I am glad she no longer dances at the other Henry's.
Now we have murder for hire? This is great! There has to be a channel out there that would bust out the cameras on this joint and make it a reality show. When it comes to being fucked up, this is as real as it gets. They could do interviews with the dancers... see what they're saying about the other dancers. They could talk with Don to see what he has to say about the dancers. That would be a treat in itself. I think it has the potential to have real entertainment value. For sick individuals of course, but what the fuck, the world is full of 'em. Hmm... now what to call it...
Desiree just doesn't do it for me. Don't ever want a BJ from her. EVER ! Not even on my worst day. I'd pass it up to go take a dump, count flies, pick fly shit out of pepper, cut the grass, snake a drain. I heard she's done the BJ thing for a lot of money, but not from my wallet.
Heard the drinks might be going up again. Nothing about a "murder for hire" though. Mickey D's still has $1 burgers and $1 drinks. Can still get 2 for ten beer on special at Hanks. Can still get a shirt dry cleaned for $1.99. Ruby's still grotesque, Ashley Amber's still sellin' it, SuzyQ still can't speak the fuckin' language, Jenny can't make change to save her ass, and the new management sucks even harder than they did last week.
Attention on September 16, 2010 the bar will be opeing two hours later because Don and Ruby are geting married they are going to be wed in the bar and will have a short reception for those attending the bar will re open at 2pm I herd Jamie is the maid of honor
I couldn't bring myself to get a 'vip' dance from her, Ruby(gross), Suzy, Ashley Amber, Paris or any of those other huge MonsterQuest beasts here. Do you guys not have any self-respect? Have you not seen the Patterson film clip? Oh, and I wouldn't let that theiving retard waitress Jenny clean up my dog's crap...
Desiree won't shut up when she gets in the VIP room. That way you lose all interest in what you went in there for. Forever talking about vitamins, her son, her bills, this shit, that shit. Just shut the fuck up and do me. Gimme' head `till I'm dead !!!
Jenny has GOT to go! She is an idiot of the highest order. Desiree' is strange, no doubt about it. But at least she is nice....flaky, but human at least. Jenny is rude and crude and has no business working here, or anywhere where the short bus doesn't drop her off. If you can't work at Henry's, you are hardcore unemployed.
Jenny is a real "menace to sobriety". Can't make change, can't understand what she says, a beer thief, and just all around trash. I think she's one cum load short of a full belly. Don't know how many that is, but I imagine somewhere around a lot.
Desiree is waaaaayyy out there, waaaaaaaayyyyy waaaaaaaaayyy out there. I fail to see why they keep her worn out ass around. I mean you talk to her and she's all over the place.
Yeah Gary, Sabrina looks like she ate Cleveland. She used to be a "TEN", now she's a one tenth (.1). WTF happened. I couldn't wait for Sunday nights to roll around to head out to H8's to see her and get a few dances. Now Sabrina can roll around Henry's. Still got a great face, just faaaaaattt. Hey Sabrina...Give Bally's a call. They've got a special going on all this month. A two for one sale, so you can go twice as long. Believe me you look like two, not one. Rude on the eyes. Not eye candy
She should have never grabbed your beer. You should have grabbed her by the back of her greasy hair and got your beer back, threw her to the floor and poured the remainder of the bottle in her face. But that could get you thrown in jail. I think. She's such a cunt. Another poverty stricken piece-a-shit whore ex dancer who thinks she has ruling power over customers. I think her throat's fucked up from too many big meat journeys down her gullet. Just a matter of time before the management shitcans her. If they get more complaints this will happen faster.
Well, I was actually talking about how disgusting a 'public' bowl of pretzels or peanuts is in any bar, but ESPECIALLY SO in this bar. I cannot help it if you do not understand the intent of my post. I was not saying it was a good idea at all.
Boy, just what the club needs, a public jar of pretzels on the bar. Those pretzels would really be making you thirsty then, super salty jizz-flavored from all the jizz covered hands no doubt. I think I'll pass.
Was here a few weeks back drinkin a beer and watching the rotation to see who I was gonna pick . When that RETARD Jenny asked if i wanted another beer . Told her no she says theres a two drink min grabs the rest of my beer and takes off . Mind you I was there about 20 mins and drank just over half my beer . On the way out door guy says have a nice night . Told him I would have if that retarted bitch would not have grabed my half full beer and split . His jaw bout hit the floor . Next time Im sitting at the bar as i usualy do . I will sticking my foot out everytime that retard Jenny walks by to !!!
I had no idea 'they' were charging for pretzels! That really is absurd, but, sadly, also typical of the goofball management. I was referring to typical bar 'beer nuts' or chex mix that are in a 'public' bowl on the bar. Everyone digging their hands in the same bowl is pretty nasty.
Yeah well those waitresses and barmaids are supposed to pitch out the unused portion of the corn or whatever they serve. If the management gets a look at the trash can full of thrown out goodies, then that's the end of free shit. They charge 3-4 bucks for a small bowl of pretzels that you could cut diamonds with they're so fuckin' hard. Ya just cun't win.
Sounds like a good idea. Bar puts out salty peanuts, guys order more beer. Not sure I want to eat peanuts or chex mix out of the same bowl as everyone else. I'm pretty sure where some of those hands have been-I know where mine have been!
If your gonna raise the drink prices, at least serve us some popcorn, pretzels, or cheese and crackers, to soften the impact to our wallets. It's not much to ask, but it's better than the NEW management assfuckin' us with no grease on these prices. This is probably falling on deaf ears but it's worth a try. If you just walked in off the street, would you pay $6.50 for a fuckin' bottle of water? I didn't think so. Subi's Place is not the place to be either except for great looking girls. The drink prices will put you in the poorhouse just as bad as H8's if not sooner. Popcorn, Peanuts, Pretzels, Pussy and a whole bunch -a- Beer. That's the plan !!!
I agree Jenny has to hit the fuckin' road. Definately the dullest knife in the kitchen. Just another dancer turned illiterate waitress. I bet if you asked her for change, for a ten, she would have someone else do it. Now that the drink prices went way up, it's just not worth going there.
I've never been asked to leave, and I am there for more than an hour with my one drink. Possible this is true, but have not seen it firsthand. I'd agree that management has sucked for years here...maybe things will improve? Possible, but not likely. Jenny the waitress has to be the first to go. She has an IQ smaller than my shoe size...
The show was so boring last Wednesday night I fell asleep on the bar. zzzzzzzzzzz !!! zzzzzzzzzzzzz !!! zzzzzzzzzzzzz !!!. The drink prices are way too high for what you get. The new management sucks too. Fuckin' greedy bastards. Just the truth. I heard that if you don't order another drink in 45 minutes, you're told to leave. Not asked, TOLD to leave. That'll be the day some prick tells me to hit the road. Fuck`em !!! Time to find a better club.
Megan, mediocre at best. Not a real "turn on" I would have rather spent the money on a someone else. Didn't get the job done, talked too much, just a waste of cash. I had another "crack ho" complete the task.
I'm a regular customer and all I can say is there a lot of us who like to kiss the the dancers as a matter of fact if a dancer does not I kiss I will not get a dance I been kisssing tthe dancers for the last six years I been coming in and I 'm still healthy and doing fine so stop your bullshit about second hand slop
what happened was one of the girls overdosed on the H. The bouncer found her in the bathroom and they called the cops and ambulance. She didn't die. The bouncer gave her CPR and she got some drug by the ambulance that made her come out of it. She's fine from what I've heard.
I.m glad you cant wait to kiss Paris would you like for me to leave a cream pie for you to clean up and if you like for a Price she will let you suck the dingl berrys out of her ass Paris is glad you like second slop
The word is that PETA intends to demonistrate out front of Henerys because a some lady is taking advantage of dogs so th management has told this lady either she gives up the dogs or she is fired Poor dog he wont be getting any pussy lol
Cleaver? I may be a dickhead, but I don't think I am 'cleaver', meat 'cleaver' or otherwise. OH! you meant to spell 'clever'....but couldn't figure it out. That's ok, inbreeding will do that to your brain. Back to the third grade...again!
Teach is short for "Teacher" you "dickhead". In small case for your small dick. Or you could be one of those uneducated "dickless" slugs, swingin' your flabby cellulite ridden ass around the club. Either way you're still a CUNT !
One of you Mensa members who spell-checks everything know what happened to the stripper that overdosed? Here is an idea, instead of coming up with posts you think are cleaver, do this instead ______________ patrons and dancers fill in the blank and don't worry about the spelling...
"Spelling Bee" rejects are always welcome at H8's. Johnny, now spell the word "cunt", and use it in a sentence. O.K. teach. Cunt... C U N T. My sisters says her cunt is really sore from that gang bang after the bar closed last night. Teach, what's a "gang bang"? Not nice Johnny, try again. O.K., Daddy called mom a useless cunt when she came home from Henrys broke and drunk Saturday morning. That better?
There seems to be nothing mentioned about a stripper overdosing on heroine last Saturday night. Does anyone know which dancer and what happened to her? I can see this place definitely being under the authorities magnifying glass.
I think that's Thai / English (like that useless "Ebonics" bullshit from a few years back) "Thai-bonics". Broken English. I read it over a few times myself and I thought that waitress Jenny with the speech impediment was giving SuziQ English language lessons. If she used one of those clicker counters and it broke, I think she is saying scratch the wall. Fuck I don't know ! If ya can't speak the language don't get off the boat. This shit just keeps gettin' better and better all the time.
Homo/BJ by proxy. LMAO That's the case with ALL the exotic fuck pigs there. Just for lafffffs I asked SuziQ if she kept count of all the dics she sucked over the last 30 years with a counter. She said "counta broke, los count afta 10 millio". LOL. "I jus scwatch da woll now". LOL.
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