This joker says "I guess paying a stripper is the only way you can get a woman to spend time with you" yet starts his post with "My fellow patrons". I guess everybody else's money is better than his and he's jealous. He must not be getting any action even with money in his pocket.
My fellow patrons. You make fun of the girls for various and sometimes valid reasons. However what kind of person comes up with song parodies and poems on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day? I guess paying a stripper is the only way you can get a woman to spend time with you.
T'was the night of Christmas and Henry's was closed.
Nobody was there... not even the hoes.
I was all fired up, massive load in my crank.
I headed to Southgate to find me a skank.
I drove by the bar and was shit outta luck.
This mutha fucka is closed, I thought what the fuck?
Was lookin for a blow job and maybe an ice cold beer.
But NOOO this joint is closed this time of year.
I was fuckin depressed as I drove out of sight.
Gonna have to knock this mutha fucka down myself tonight.
Adeline has by far the most sweetest, sexiest ass i've ever seen. She is the only one there with any type of class. She is the reason i come back again and again. Jericha and Anna are straight too. Erica is fiened out heroin addict that probably has aids. Beware of her.
Oh the weather outside is frightful, and your fudge is really packed tight n full, since you've got no place to go, you're gonna blow, you're gonna blow, you're gonna blow.
You said you'd do ass to mouth, but now I've got my doubts cuz ya just shit all over the floor, what a whore, what a whore, what a whore. You said you knew Nataleee, and that sounds bad to me, so we'll teach you what she don't know, you're gonna blow, you're gonna blow, you're gonna blow. Thanks for takin' it in the ass, you made a lot a cash, and you won't have any problem passin gas, so now it's time for you to mop the floor, you're still a whore, still a whore, still a whore,
I agree with all of you about Natalie being "Skank of the Year". She believes that she is the greatest thing in the bar, and puts down all the other dancers because they do disgusting things. All she would have to do is look in the mirror to find Jim Carrey in a bikini from "in Living Color". Better beware when you go in the back room, from what the other dancers were saying, Natalie likes to show off her strap on to show she is the real "man". She will have a bigger one than you. Natalie will be the new cover person for Strap On Tools.
So it's unanimous. Natalie is "Skank of The Year" !!! You will receive an all expense paid trip to the dumpster of your choice in scenic Southgate, an all day adventure to the Scrotum Bag Museum in downtown Ecorse, and last but not least a force feeding of all the cocks you let down in the last ten years.
The only thing wrong with Dee Dee and Ruby is they would rather have that big black cock than white ones and I think thats terrible and word has it thatDee Dee is HIV positive but I will cas my vot for Natlie to be Skank of the year
Over the last couple of years, I've had dances from both Ruby and DEDE. Never once was there a problem in getting what I needed from these two. But, that Natalie on nights took my cash in a flash and all she did was rub her ass on me, and ride one leg. When I asked her to get started with the bj she just laughed. I payed her for the first dance and not the second.
Lets all give Natalie a big old "Cleaveland Steamer" for Christmas. "Here's your present from old Saint Prick. We all chipped in for it. Just a little somethin' from all of us". All of us who you ripped off this year via lying, cheating and begging. Can I have another twenty? I need to tip the dj. By Beeaaatch!!! No fuckin' way
Natalie gets my vote. That nightshift moneygrabber, lying non-cocksucker, "oh I don't do any of that" unwed mother who thinks she's better than the rest, can go fuck herself. She definitely gets my vote. Reason I can't stand this pig, she says she does all the things you want to get you in the VIP room. When there she does nothing. As bad as Cali if not worse.
Another illiterate, unread, uneducated parasite of the human race trying to pimp some slut. You sound like you rode the short bus and never got off. Now tell everyone "I'm not smarter than a first grader"
This fuckin' place is dead slow all the time. No exaggeration. Been going there for years and I've never seen it so bad. Days are usually slower than nights and since the holidays are apon us, who has money for dances and over inflated drink prices.
The problem with Ruby is this she don't swallow your cum like some of the others. Moreover shes an old fat ugly bitch who needs to retire so some young so some young cum swallowing bitch can replace her
Whats wrong with Desi I use to her creampie all the time and I can tell you this Desi gives the best Rim Jobs I think she was great She use to come over to place after her shift ended for a hundred bcks this bitch rocks
How was the x-mas party? Are you serious? There was a big assed fight with like 5 guys! I'm bout done with this fucking bar. Where the hell were the bouncers? I saw that tall fucking guy (who's usually drunk) get beat on, and some of the girls pulling on some knocked the fuck out guy. This isn't a bar, it's a zoo! I use to come in and get treated pretty good. I don't get to many dances cuz I'm not paying for a bj. But it use to be a great bar where you didn't have to worry about fights, about fucked up girls, now that's all you have to do! Bring Back Halley, and the other girls and get some security in this zoo!
Not all BJ ae bare back some of the ladies require that you wear a condom but on the day shft you can't go wrong with lorie or Jamie stay away from Ruby or Dee Dee on nights stay away from both the Jenifers and I cant tell you who is the best on nights because I havent been in on nights in a couple years
I have been watching this thread for quite awhile and am going to make the trip from Lansing to see if it is as everyoe says ---will be at the club on both day shift today and afternoon.night shift both today and tomorrow and am curious as to who swallows in this club ---- are all BJ bare back or do some dancers require a condom?
Can anyone give me an idea of price ranges and so forth??
Would love to hear from some of the patrons who frequent this place as well as dancers -- and not dancers who do nothing but tear down other dancers who are working here.
I get treated like a king when I have the honor of conversation and maybe a dance or two from a woman of color. I'm a white customer and have been going to Henrys South for a few years now. What I mean is a lot of the white dancers walk right by and couldn't give a shit if they danced for you or not. Think they're better than you and would rather have a smoke than make $100 on dances. I've had dances from white, black, yellow, and even a couple green ones on St. Patrick's day. All good. But the best treatment I ever received was from women of color. Never had any bad pussy, just some better than others. I rest my case.
I would have to agree and last time I checked I was still black but what people need to think about is this place is just not made for that many sisters at all just look how big it is if you believe in history repeating it self the you should see whats going on and what needs to be done and I'm in no way saying this is your only option but if your in this lifestyle then you should think about going to the next level and become a part of something bigger than yourself join a family and get rich like the arabs no disrespect to any one at all
Too many non-caucasian dancers on both shifts. One or two is more than enough. Way more than enough. A few more asians would do the place some good. I get tired of working with Kwame female look alikes. There's got to be someplace on 8 mile you can work instead of invading this place.
Every week this place is looking more like the Detroit Zoo. All we need is one(1) Halle Berry clone and no others. We are starting to be overrun by the black dancers. Stay up north of here. The management doesn't have any nuts to stop this and they don't care who works here in the first place. I was there last Friday night. It looked like The Cotton Club in NYC. It's hurting business for sure. We don't go to their clubs because we'll get "cut", shot or just plain dead. Something has to be done by the managers A.S.A.P. What the fuck is wrong with you managers. Can't you see what's happening?
This club only needs one or two fucking black girls not fucking 10......i think if your going to be greedy just to get they're money then we need to protest...fuck that send em north we don't want them here you got a pretty one why would you want 9 other ugly ones i bet that makes our pretty black girl a little upset but as sweet as she is you will never know.............get it together
Ruby has a tight pussy... fuckin hilarious. Fill that thing full of ice and chill a twelve pack. Had chicks pour me a beer with no hands by putting a pitcher between their tits. Can see Ruby pouring me a shot with no hands by stuffing a fifth of tequila in her snatch (not something I'd actually want to see of course)... haha. She may have to shim it up a bit to keep it in there.
I can understand why Ruby's pussy can be so tight at 57 years old it becomes wrinkled and shreveld up therefore it would be tighter just think if you laid her on her belly and fucked her it would be just like fucking a beach ball.
I heard this one at a bar the other night. You go to a party, there are a few women of questionable morals in attendance (sluts, dancers, strippers, gutter snippin' ho's) you fill in the blanks. One of the guys throwing the party tosses a coin and odd slut out has to toss everyones salad and ass crack at said bash or the ho's don't get paid. Used in a sentence it would go something like this: Cali was the best street cleaner Tyrone ever had at one of his bashes. She did everyone there and the neighbors dogs. I never laughed so fuckin' hard.
If your looking for tight holes you won't find it here. They've all been stretched past the limit and there's no way back. Fucked a few out of the bar from night shift. All gaping with flapping meat wings. Good eatin', kinda like KFC boneless wings. Think I'll go back for seconds. Goin' down, down, down, down, down, down. Got her legs out the window and my mean meat hittin' the ground.
Nice spelling and grammar. You must have a Masters degree in "Ebonics" bro. You make yourself sound even more ignorant in print than you do in person. Go to Detroit public schools did ya? Cass Tech., Cooley High, maybe Ecorse High. What they should do is convert the schools they close in the city to prisons. As for all the dumb fucks like yourself who can't read and right, you should be incarcerated for general principal and just plain stupidity. Until a time when we can teach you to dig a ditch without having to retrain you after every lunch break. I'm glad your not a tatoo artist. Spell some bikers old lady's name wrong and you'll get a beat down you'll never forget. Good luck with you pathetic life.
Ruby has a tight pussy... HAHAHAHAHA... that's a good one. Make a mutha fucka choke on his drink reading that shit. Gotta be Ruby posting that trying to save face. Can't wait to see what's next... you guys just kill me. A tight pussy... too fuckin funny.
IF you are a waitress as you expressed in the last comment, you better make tracks and get out of that business before the same tragic problems become your life. Don't plan on retiring from there or getting wealthy serving the slop they are famous for. You must be one of those useless uneducated, unwed mothers, broke, in debt, starving, no car, get a ride from someone parasite, mattress back, drug taking whores like the rest of the waitresses are. How many of your kids are we the high paying taxpayers forced to support. Two, six, seven like that one disease carrier on nights. Trust me on this, you are a product of your surroundings. Get out of Henrys before it's too late. A word to the not so wise.
look. to all the guys that have posted nasty shit about the girls at henrys.... yes, some of them are fucked up, but me being the new waitress, ive met a lot of really nice girls. as far as how nasty you guys think they are...how the fuck would you know???? you are there. you keep going back. if they are so fuckin bad, why do you keep going back? you are no better then them. case closed...dont come in... why do you come in? you either dont have anybody, or the bitch you have isnt worth a fuck
The bitch that posted this is probably one those diease ridden bitchs that whos pussy so big you need a two by four to strap across your as in order not to fall in. we know who you are you jelous that Ruby has a nice tight pussy and the customers like that and thats why you writing this shit on her
A lot of things have been said about Ruby But there is one thing I can say the lady gives one helva blow job but she don't swallow the cum like a couple of the others I just might do her again next time I stop in
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