I was asking about Holly last week too. That skinny chick ain't so skinny anymore. Saw her about three months ago and she put on about 25 pounds. No BS. She looked better on the thin side. Not sure what the deal is or why she balooned out. HEY HOLLY, if you read this, you gotta get back to her fightin' weight. Run, jump, eat veggies, (not Greg). You can do it!!! ;-)
Why the fuck would you want anything from that snaggletooth, do nothing in the VIP room, dic rub anyway. First off she might try and talk you into buying her a car like that last moron did. Tell you her son's in jail again, or tell you later when she gets you in the room "No I don't do that". Spend your money on a sure thing, like Lori, Jamie, Jada, Deann or the many other ones that are worth your disposable cash. I'm a long time customer of Hanks South and I do my best to avoid her when she works. She's just a con artist. One of the best there.
Greg gets his rocks off by watching did you notice when hes looking in at you hes rubbbing his dick at the same time I think you need to go to Don and tell him Greg is looking in on the VIP room and Jacking off that should get it stoped. The other solution would be to tell Greg you will meet him after the sahift to take care of him and i'm sure that will do it
How much do u have to give greg so that he does not keep watching in the vip room? I would like to go in their and get a BJ without him watching --- I know some clubs the guard will take some money not to watch. do any of the dancers let you shoot your load all over them or do they just let you cum in their mouth?
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea, and in the summer it could shoot giant loads of a white milkey substance high in the air. Like the guiser in Yellowbone Park out west. I think it's called "Old Faithfull"
This place should be a historical landmark. Like Mount Rushmore, The Mason Dixon Line, Plymouth Rock, The Mustang Ranch. Like the McDonalds sign states "Billions and Billions Served. It should say on the sign out front: "Henry The 8th's, More asses than you can shake a dick at"
The last time I saw Ashley Amber it was last July. It was a 90 degree day and the air wasn't working well at Hanks. I remember BIG TITS and dirty knees from the VIP room floor. It very well could have been a mirage, being so hot and all. If I had a choice between Ashley and Ruby, I'd pick Rosey Palm and her 5 sisters.
It's the truth. Those "loser dudes" got nothing else better to do. I say stay out if you don't like it, get your latest edition of Wanker Monthly and sit home and dream fuck those bitches on the pages. Just a bunch of cheap pricks who complain about everything. Cum One Cum All to Henrys South for the time of your life your old lady won't give you.
It seems like this place is an animal rescue safe house. Hogs, elephants, hippos, baboons, Ruby and DEDE types are all welcome. Some of the best sex I've ever had was from a hog that lived in Ecorse. A mexican porker who lived by Ernies bar on Southfield. The dumpy mexican restaurant that's next door has some bad ass tacos. Real south of the border shit. I still can't figure out how some guys can get cranked up by looking at something like that grotesque human bottle opener down below. Blllaaaahhh!!! Pleasingly plump but not super sized.
When will the children grow up and quit bashing other dancers? everyone has the right to work with out any harassment from anyone, you are only showing that you have a very serious problem, and that is you must run someone down to try and make yourself look good. I have been at Henerys for some tme now and have seen nice looking women, some ugly ones, some crack heads, some phoney BITCHES, and some just plain nasty ones but I have never run anyone down, I have the option of who I will see and have no need to bash anyone SO GROW UP!
Could you tell me more about "Angelique( Samantha) Junkie". Is she the same blond Samantha that worked nights last year and got fired? Or the one that has danced for about 15 years here and Subis. What happened? What happened to him? Please elaborate.
Sad about Angelique( Samantha) Junkie... Had a guy a couple years back who helped her and her daughter. Helped w rehab. Good guy..... she couldn't quit the biz... he passed on about a year ago. Lost chances.........
I know for a fact Ruby was bangin' Greg for a while. I don't know what she's complaining about, she said she doesn't like anything over five inches long. What a nasty pic, it's a hot steamy night in mid August, those two are intertwined in a sweaty slip and slide fuck fest at Motel 8. Greg breaks wind for a breath of fresh air, her queefs are like poppin' the lid on a baby hamper, and her kisses taste like bile. Looks like Ruby's old man is a lucky guy. Don't you wish you were in his shoes. Tasty, mighty tasty!!!
I was in the other day and talking to Ruby and she had a lot to say about the other ladies that work there but I never laughed so hard when she told me that Greg the wrist band guy had the samelllest Dick she ever saw in her whole life and I bet shes seen a lot of Dicks in her life it was so funny I'm still laughing
Natalie, Desiree, both are gutter snipes. Neither one does anything in the VIP room. Professional con artists. Dede will at least get you to bust a nut on her tits. Those other two act like they're shaking hands with you for the first time. Fuckin' deadbeats. Had some young lesbo ho by the name of Mallory jerk me off last week in the Vip room. She was more interested in eatin' the girl next to us, and finally said she doesn't suck or fuck anyone that comes in the bar. If you don't do the deed that we need than we don't need you. Get the fuck out.
I guess Henery"s with all the bad shit thats said about it isn't that bad afer all considering what these other places charge and you don't get the same type of service from the girls that you get Henerys long live Henerys and the bitches that work there.
I was so pissed I forgot to tell you it was the new Hustler club in Lincoln Park. Guess I'll go to Hanks and have a couple of cold ones and cool off. All the Hustler clubs are run by the Deja Vu franchise not the magazine. All the talent is from the local clubs here. I saw three sluts there from Bogarts if you can believe that. Great looking building inside and out, but too upscale for this area. Who's idea was it to build it in an industrial park? It should have been built in Troy on Big Beaver (16 mile). The street with the right name for this place.
You tell me how they can charge $150 for a fuckin' room with no perks and a 15 minute time limit. That place is fucked. I'll take Hanks South any day of the week. I'm not a cheap prick by no means, but when it cost me almost $350 for a semi-good time, I say fuck it. Never again. $6 to park, $15 to get in, $3.00 coat check, $30 a dance, $10 to the house for that dance, two beers $18 for Bud Lite?. I give it 6 months and it'll be closed.
"Love Expert", fuckin' hillarious. The next thing we'll hear is some Barry White "Oh Baby Baby". You should replace Conehead O'Brian. Keep `em cummin'. Jamie works days and she'll probably be there today Friday. Call Drunk Don the day manager. He'll let you know if she's there. Lori is still on vacation. She still works days too. You've got good taste in dancers. My compliments. ;-)
About Kitty, Anyone else disgusted when you see her dance? It is pathetic when she spanks her own fat ass; I can't even look at that mess. What happened to the quality of girls here? It has fallen very quickly. Strippers that way more than the patrons are not turn-on's. They got fatties too. Not just us.
I wouldn't do Ruby if she was giving her shit away for free She looked a lot better when she was working on Michigan & Livernois by the old theater giving $20 blow jobs This bitch ain't nothing but Trailer Trash.
Some one asked a while back about Ruby's holidya spedials ----- there are no specilas --- the only special she has is the joy you will receive from getting a dance from her. She does a great job of riding your dick in the VIP area and you can be sure she always getts cleaned up between customers - not like some of the pigs that go from one money trough (a customer) to the next without even rinsing off.
Here other specials are reserved for OTC - she is more than willing to do those - call her before noon and she will meet you anywhere for anything -----and the price will be right!
Have a great day and enjoy your time with Ruby! You will be satisfied!
Was in there today, a few new faces and a lot of the old. Whats the deal on nights? It looks like a scene from the movie "The Cotton Club". WTF!!!??? One ho looked like Star Jones when she weighed 400 pounds. Fuckin' HUGE !!!
I can't believe this shit Ruby will suck and fuck anybody who comes throught the door but she only reserves butt fucking for old man now thats true love. Her oldman knew what she was when he met her at Leggs several years ago so I guess he don't mind so long as Ruby keeps bringing the money to daddy.
You know there's nothing like walking in to Henry's knowing that Ruby will pounce upon you (now that's a scary thought, I wonder how much she weighs) and start rubbing your dick when you sit down, even before you get a drink. My herpes is in remission at the moment, so I'll partake in some pleasure with her
The entertainment is really stale here. Hire more Asian fortune cookies, Latino taco flippers, Russian rimmers, Bulgarian bone smokers. White trash, black bootie you can get anywhere. Canadian cunts might be a plus, Hawaiian hos hard to find (they're all Jap/ Hawaiian mix). Head to a reservation or two and get some Blackfoot, Sioux, Cheyenne, Comanche, Mohawk, and Shoshone squaws. You can even pay them with blankets and beads. They're really good dancers too. Rain dance, War dance, Fertility dance. Do somethin' !!! Or even, go knockin' on doors asking some of the fat ass and grotesque housewives down the block if they need to make a few bucks. Hey, anything's worth a try. They don't even have to shave. ;-
Could there possibly be a more desperate man on the planet? Who in their right mind would want to do her? Who in their right mind would want to wake up next to her every morning? Who in their right mind could love a woman who spends her day blowing every horndog who comes her way? Maybe he gets off on kissing her when she gets home and tasting the variety of cock that's been in her mouth during her day at work. I couldn't do that shit if she were the hottest woman I'd ever seen and certainly not a run down, worn out, nasty ass skank like Ruby. I wouldn't even want to get a lap dance from her. To each his own I guess.....
She played dumb with me to when I asked her if she wanted to take a trip to Greece so I asked her if i could put up her ass and she said she only does that with her old man not the customers but I guess she still does blow jobs I turned her down and got one from one of the other ladies
Does anybody know what Ruby"s after the holidays specials are what price range they are I know she does hand jobs at the bar for $ 20 AND BBBJ for $ 50 in the VIP room Maybe shes going to start speaking forgin language like Greek.
Hire more !!! Why not ;-) Variety is the spice of life. I've had some of the best "sex" in my life from below average, ugly, soso looking, old, young, just plain nasty ones. Who cares if there's 40 - 50 dancers a shift working. They do it at Subis. I've had take out from there too. Put a coat of paint on this place and lit it rip!
Yeah, Keep `em all!!! Who cares what they look like as long as you get good mileage out of them in the VIP room. The ones that don't perform, get rid of them. Fuck the beer, we want dependable ass. Ruby, DEDE, Lori, DeAnn, and countless others have taken care of me every time I'm in town. Never a problem.
The Quality of the ladies might not be the best but their perfomances in the VIP room are second to none I love the no holes bared attidute of these ladies I say keep them all even the fat ugly ones like Dee Dee and Ruby
That Desiree should be barred from working at H8's. Along with about 20 other losers that dance there. They're just draging the bar down farther than what it is. Strippers are everywhere. Find good looking ones and increase your business ten fold.
Yeah, SuziQ is a good one. I felt her tongue up around my spleen the last time I got with her. LOL. She's trying to get some poor slob ( read that as almost anybody of the opposite sex) to marry her. Just think, you could tie the knot with one of Downrivers best Thai pole smokers and sex slaves. You could pimp her little ass out to family gatherings, Barmitzvas, picnics, graduation parties, biker gang fuck bashes, funeral wakes and the list goes on and on. Why you could make a couple hundred bucks every time without fail. On a closing note she's like the Eveready bunny, keeps going and going and going.
Gotta Love Her!!!
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