Ok, for those that don't know, all the MIA comments are from a former dancer at Hanks who MIA knocked out. I can't remember her name but it was a crack head looking chick who's name started with an A. Secondly, please have some type of respect girls. Everyone who comes on this site is either a dancer, manager or wait staff just to either write shit about one another or find out who's doing what. Damn some of you people are really bad at talking shit too! I mean, at least ATTEMPT to talk like a customer instead of your usual illiterate selves. LATER!
Your out of your fuckin' mind!!! Desiree is just grotesque, gross, hideous, skanky, and the rest of that shit to call her. Lori is younger by 6 years, way better looking, works out 5 days a week and has a great personality. I couldn't get that drunk again to get a dance from that snaggletoothed flea bag Desiree. Buy some dimestore glasses asshole.
I think suzy Q is older then both of them, as far as Jada, she stinks sooooo bad her breath and major bo, wtf.....take a bath dirty bitch...not so hot, wtf up with her tittys and stomach....nasty fucker.
Flat Chested Erica, he's right. Don't know who that other guy was, but she absolutely did not like sucking di#k. Oh yea don't get any man juice on her either, she couldn't stand it. About the only thing I saw her do was play with her toys, that girl loved to Masterbaute all the time. But since she's hooked on Crack, who knows what she'll do for the money. But I think I'd stay away.
She's still a mental mess. I asked her for a drink twice while I was seated at a table, and like the moron she is forgot both times. I finally sat at the bar and got served in a split second by Layla. Since we are on the subject of skanks, ho's and losers, that Mia asked me for a dance as soon as I sat down at the bar and I couldn't get rid of her. I had to piss and on returning she was gone. Jada (as drunk as she was) and I danced a couple of Fox Trots in the VIP room and I left a happy perverted camper. If Mia didn't have B.O. from a cave dweller, I might have taken her up on her offer. Stink turns everybody off.
lol meat in ass? more like meat in gut, this lady is such a nasty bitch, she always comes up to me and i always tell her noooo never I don't get dances..wtf, pay attention, this bitch is always soooooo drugged out, its time she gets of all the drugs and get on jenny craig, wtf..don will hire anyone, where did all these new hires come from.....the trash can.
She can always go somewhere else to work. If she wasn't so stupid, she'd get a job at Walmart as a greeter-they hire the handicapped. That way, the short bus wouldn't have to make a special drop-off at the bar. It's not about her getting her shit together anyway. It is about her puffing away on cigarettes in the parking lot or clowning around while customers wait for their drinks. Don should can her immediately.
That's Jenny. A horrible worker and an idiot is the truth. Lazy ex-stripper trying to get her life back in order, if that's possible.Your right, can't make change to save her ass. Just be glad you don't have to wake up to that shit.
Desiree is really out of touch with the real world. When you talk to her, she's all over the place. Can't hear her half the time and she changes the subject a thousand times when I can understand what she's talking about. It went from her car to a recipe to not making any money to some fuckin' vitamin she takes WTF!!! Then some slob she knows came in, she ran and almost tackled him. I want to thank him for coming in that day last week, and saving me from a fate worse than a bj from a cocksucker with a chipped tooth. Thanks Again.
black girl naomi worked friday night offered me everything for 100.00.. said she was pregnant with her pimps baby.. she used to work tuesday for free pizza he would not feed her. poor little black girl. kinda looks like buchwheat with a weave.
Just consider yourself lucky. She comes home to some poor slob every night. Who's forcing himself to live with her and that stench. I know the fragrance of a skool of rotting sheephead on Detroit beach. Been in the VIP room with her too. I'm lucky I survived.
Yeah, she's got some issues....I wanted a BJ, , but those snaggleteeth made me fear for the family jewels. Decided to try FS but her hooch smelled like a landfill....gave her $20 & walked out to burn my clothes...."
oh I hate this cow, dancer. I danced with this cunt once, smelled like b.o. her eyes were all blood shot this lady looked all doped up, talking like a big old know it all..thats why your fucking me for 80.00? fuck you fuck pig cunt go try to get another John to Fuck your ugly ass keep moving brown cow
I wondered why she worked so much I thought she had ten kids. She looks like it. I agree she is rude and bossy, she came up to me several times as If i wanted her company, which I did not wanting a drink a dance NO, NO, NO Never...I have my fav. gals she will never ever be one of them..I really dont know where some of these new women come from..shes been slouching around there a few months now.
Stay away from Erica (track marks on her neck, cmon), Page, Sissy, Honey, Danielle. They are all heroin addicts and needle users. The things they do so cheap, do you really think they buy new needles? Get that cheap bj'er or whatever and get something that lasts for life.
If it's the same Erica I knew from Toledo, she does good BJ's, but doesn't like to swallow (at least she didn't used to). I heard know she's pretty bad, two front teeth missing and hooked on who knows what. When I knew her, she just smoked pot. She started hanging out with a customer from Bogarts, I'm guessing he turned her on to the heavier stuff. Got pregnant and is f'd up beyond belief. Not the same girl I used to know.
Just throwing in my $.2...been coming here on and off since mid 90s...no pun intended.
Lori is one of my all time favorites - hot milf thing going on even if she tans way too much...Jamie - "great" body for H8S...Deanna - seen better days but so good at what she does...I'd have to say all their "skills" are about the same - so if anyone of them are working - I'm pretty much guaranteed to leave happy.
There are three, but no more than four, decent looking girls working on the dayshift-Deanna, Lori, Nicole, and her sister. All the others are not pigs...they are cows. It would behoove them to move on to browner pastures. It smells like a cattle ranch in there, especially without the cigarette smoke. Really, do you cows think you are attractive? Maybe an online poll would convince you that you are too ugly to work anywhere except a coal mine.
Downrivers finest legion of fuck pigs. I've seen more attractive skanks at a Moose Lodge. I was in there on days last week for one of the worst shows I've ever seen. I think they had 4 dumpy dancers. Nobody worth throwing your money away on. I had a steak dinner there a starving hobo wouldn't eat. Never again. After all I'd heard how bad this place is, you must experience it just once to believe it.
Hot? Who? Maybe one out of twelve! Fun? There isn't one you can have a decent conversation with! Now if you're looking for someone who can suck a tennis ball thru a garden hose, Hanks is the place! Their all a bunch of drug addicted whores who have to feed theirs and their boyfriends habits. Waitresses! The two hot ones are so stuck up unless you are buying them a shot or are black or a gangbanger. VIP Room? Nicest portajohn I've been in but not the best smelling!!!! This place is a dump but nobody seems to mind!
are sexy, hot, fun.............willing...to please...24/7.............good times at Hanks...I lik the new vip...alot more private. Hot girls, great dances...alot of hot waitresses too. I love this place.................
I get on this site a couple times a month just to see what the dancers are saying about one another. How seriously pathetic is it that now their talking about the waitresses and shot girls. The only customers that really come on here are the truly dumbass cheap fucks who are looking for the next hooker. Everyone else is just a dancer looking to disguise herself as a customer and talk shit about whoever they don't like. Grow up and stop being such whores. LATER all.
She danced for a while here and Chix on Dix. Couldn't make it doin' that and can't count change either. A perfect example of the useless youth today. Not all of them are that bad, some are worse. She knows how to use a cell. Of course you only need a I.Q. of about 23 to talk and text. If a kid with downs can use one, she can too. None of the waitresses can make change without fuckin' it up.
What a joke. I thought the "Showdown" was to be a Lez Fest of 69in' sluts. They're really grabbin' at straws for entertainment. At least they could have a pissin' contest in the parking lot between these two below average trolips. Nasty, dirty, skanky, trampy, trollipy, trashy, whorey, and cunty. Just the way I like `em. If Lori and Deanna on days would have been doin' this gig, it would have been worth the price of admission.
lmao...lisa and shawna had some lilttle showdown selling shots..what a joke.. both are not very hot shawna ok bod, put a bag over her face u might be able to titty fuck her. Lisa the one with monster fake tits..i got to play with alittle tonight..felt like water bags.lol. I think this shot girl looks better in clothes. ...lots of free feels, anyways. what did the rest of you guys think?
If that's the best you can get, than you must be one of the dumb, fat, zit ridden, stench heaving slobs that she's attracted to. Birds of a feather don't get far in duck hunting season. You should try and get hooked up for life with that skank.
A couple of years ago, Natalie and one of her cunt friends went to the Springer show twice. She thought she hit the big time. This bucket of flab said she was a bouncer or staff member for the show, I can't remember. But she's back here beggin' for tips and beer. Jerry didn't want her either. She probably gave old Springer the worst lap dance of his life like she gave me and countless other victims. Poor baby.
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