It's really nice to see a smile and someone has an interest in you. Yeah I know it's a fantasy and all the rest of the shit that goes with it. But it helps a lot when you go to get a dance. Some of them haven't smiled since their (daddy, brother, aunt, uncle, teacher, priest, dentist, doctor, cop lawyer, cable guy, long shoreman, you pick) got off them and paid.
Nicole is ok, but looks like the drugs are not helping. Lori looks good, but age is catching up. Jada is always to shit faced to be any good. Mia is ok, but could lose 50lbs. I love Hanks but we gotta be real.
I have to agree Lori and Nicole are real hot ladies, They both have a good upbeat energy about them that most ladies in there lack. Most of them look like zombies the walking dead. I like a happy lady, they perform better, lol.
Nice job on remodeling the Porta Jon. It now seats about six tightly. What a fuckin' joke. Should have spent the money on disinfectant, handy wipes, and paper towels for that room instead. Nothing better than sitting down on someone else's load while getting a dance. Like going for a ride in the back of a garbage truck on a rainy day.
Does anyone know if Aimee still works here? She was a real cute thing with tattoo's of stars on her side. I havent' seen her in months but was wondering if anyone knew where she was working. LET me know please!
I was at the bar this afternoon. Nicole was lookin' really hot. Dark tan, turquoise outfit, legs that never end. Just way too hot for this place. Lori was there too looking equally as hot. Jada had her permanent drunk on (reeeeeeaaaalllyyy druuuuunk). Looked like Mia finally bought a new outfit. Today was fat Toni's (the door girl) birthday. Still fat even on her b/day. Went to Subi's. They were slow too, but had a kickin' show. Worth the drive.
of course it was busy, 99 cent pasta and $1.50 beers, perfect for the poor boys special. but the titty bars are still raking in the cash, figure 100.00 a shot or more , wtf. Now the titty bar is a different story, 5 bucks just to walk in, then a drink minimum 10.00 with a tip. then a band. then a dance. You better have some money to walk in these establishments.
I was having a few cold ones down at Three Nicks when I overheard the bartender say how bad business was. The place was really fuckin' busy for lunch. No empty tables, not a seat open at the bar. The waitress shoes were smokin', she was moving so fast delivering orders. All in all a good lunch crowd. I got to thinking how slow Hanks was all day every day and the bartender should try working there if she thought business was slow at Nicks.
State Tax on Pussy
When I worked in car dealers as a mechanic, we had to give the dealer 50% of our gross labor every week. For the mathematically challenged that's $500 out of $1000 every week before taxes, Soc Sec, health ins., uniforms. You usually went home with a little more than one third of that $1000 total gross. That's what the bar owners should do. You can't really tax "pussy" because the feds haven't found out a way to do it yet. Give `em time. As bad as the times are they might just find a way. They could call it the Labia Law.
Dont forget these girls are at work. If you dont like what you see or the dances then dont come in. I love Hanks. But it is a business adult entertainment. Did you fogret its not the corner bar if you dont want company or spend some cash mabey you should go sit down the street at malarkeys. I love this bar. I get some great dances and I will be back this week.
Anyone who is in the sex industry porn, strippers, whatever, be smart and safe and use condoms..you really cannot blame anyone but yourself. be smart use a condom. look around folks alot of people are having sex for money or bj.....once and for all use a condom...if not your a dumb fuck.
Please elaborate on your statement that Charlie gave you a "gift that won't go away". Was it an STD, a lonely dog, mounting credit card bills? If it was a disease you should have reported it to Don the day manager. Eventually if you fuck around enough with these dregs of society you're bound to walk away with a free gift. I had a wart on my cock that looked like Rhode Island. Had it removed about 6 times. Hope it never comes back. Got it from a waitress at Subis about ten, fifteen years ago. Fucked up my life for good. Hey, the new Hustler mag is out. Gotta go!!!
I wasn't speaking of charlie, I don't even know her, I have only met her one time. I am speaking of the girls who work here at Hanks. I like them. all the shit on here in regards to most of the girls are total lies. I am assuming its a girl who got fired or a total loser guy, who has nothing better to do with his life. I like this club alot. I like most of the girls, there are a few real hotties. We all know who they are. Its obviousy when you walk in they stand out like a sore thumb. and a few ugly ones too alot like most of the other clubs just more laid back and casual.
Most of the posts here are by the dumb fuckin' cunts that work there. The truth is a lot of them are drug users and WILL do anything for that "fix". I sat at the bar listening to this fuckin' loooooser tell me about her bills and shit she has to pay. I almost went deaf in my right ear. Then she got up and this boogaloo sat down on my other side and wouldn't shut up either. Shutthefuckup and let me drink my fuckin' beer. The last straw was on nights when this fat ass showed me a picture of her three (3) ankle biters and tells me all their problems. Fuck it I'm outa here.
Charlie happens to be a friend of mine. Stop spreading the lies about her. She used to work here. Now she works somewhere else. So What? She's still a nice person. What does that make the rest of us that go in to see her or the other girls? Please tell me that there is more to your life than you posting this crap on this website.
I have been in Henrys and met the ladies and I want to say a lot of the stuff thats been written is the truth fact of the matter most of these ladies are crack heads and would do anything to get money to buy more dope so as sick as some these sex acts these ladies perform may they do for the dope just look at Cory shes been in and out of rehab so many times they wont even allow her back and several of the others are beyond help
I love pus know matter where it is drippy from. If Charlie ever decides to visit old H's I am going to love all over her. Instead of dripping with pus she will be dripping with love. Heck for that matter I would marry that pus dripping sweatheart....Honey, I'm home..
Most of this shit on here is a fucken lie not worth a fucken shit all i have to say is true not true not fucken true. i think your just a miserable fucken person and you keep running your big fucking mouth trying to lie and make these girls seem sooooo bad its all fucken lies and bullshit. don't forget they are laughing all the fucking way to the bank and your full of fucken shit. tell the fucken truth. you want to know the truth go in there and meet the girls and see for yourself. sick of the fucken lies and bullshit.
I liked your post but you forgot about the the Rusty Trabone and brown and golden showers not to mention the lady that does dogs and now i read where we have a guy who does goats in iraq this really an interting place
I really enjoy going to the club and hanging out. It's a get away. It is also a business. Which I realize, If you don't like what goes on here or the girls you may need to go find another place to hang out. I'm sticking up for the working girls.
you are right its a known fact that Dee Dee takes in the ass I have been in the VIP room and saw her geting it shoved up her ass and after he was done she sucked the shit off his dick. As for Cory I dont know if she does
Good times your so full of shit I know that Cory and Dee Dee will let you poke them in the ass in the VIP room because I have done it to both these fine ladies and there are several others i am sure so dont post shit when you dont know what your talking about ashole
Been in the VIP room many times. Never seen anyone get it in the ass. Day or night shift. You might want to ask for a "Trip to Greece" or ask for "take out". From what I was told by a long time dancer there, some do it but outside the bar. Parking lot, bus station, drainage ditch, anyplace but the bar. Money talks too. They won't do it for next to nothing either. About $200 was the going rate last year. Based on the economic downturn, seasonal rates, state and local taxes, parking fees, and the price of KY ass grease, your lookin' at about $150-300 for 15 minutes.
Last week you guys wanted to know if there were any ladidies who take it in the ass I want to tell that retarted fat ass Bitch Cory will let you put in her ass and its pertty tight to It reminded me of a Goat I fucked in Iraq
Ladies Jesus is no stranger to whores I would like to remind of story in John8:1-1 where the villagers were going to stone a a lady for being a Whore when Jesus said He who is without sin cast the first stone Jesus wnt on to forgve this woman for sins and ladies you all can be forgiven if you allow christ into your life
The last thing I say after I bust a nut in the VIP room is "Thank you God" Thank you for letting ____ (you insert the name) blow me. Thank you for it not being Ruby. Thank you for the great deal on my car insurance. Thank you for not seeing Greg's head sticking in the door as I shot a load down her throat.
Hypocrisy is the act of persistently professing beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that are inconsistent with one's actions. In other words it is like a thief telling other thieves not to steal because it is wrong. There is nothing wrong with preaching about Jesus but walk the walk before you talk. the talk. Clean up you own act and then you can preach until the cows come out.
Sorry but I am a happy camper. I have gotten some really good dances the last few visits. All give some but some give all. I am referring to the quality not the type of dance.
Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I
Yeah, he should hope for the best blow job ever and then walk into the light. You're just another do gooder asshole who probably has never seen a women naked in his life and never gotten his (meaning yours) tiny dic sucked. Did the priest or reverend or Baptist minister in your hick town drill your ass one too many times. By default we are better than you. WE have to do this to pay the bills eat and support ourselves. Because nobody can live on minimum wage. So the next time your sitting around the campfire with your other religious deadbeats and loser hypocrites find a nice red hot piece of charcoal and shove it up your ass.
Reverend George before you say anything to any of the dancers maybe you should look at yourself. I think you need to find the light. I don't criticize any of the dancers or tell them how to live there life because I am no better than any one of them. As long as I walk thru those doors we are all on an even playing field. If you really found Jesus you would not be at Henry's.
Yes I have had my cock sucked but the difference is that I am a Christian and the lord forgives me for my sins and all Im asking is these ladies that work here let the savior Jesus Christ in there life and by doing so they will be forgiven for therir sins and maybe find a better way to make a living im sure if they find christ he will show them the way
Ladies its not to late for you find Jesus Christ as your savior he surley will forgive you and wash away your sins and find you better life all you need to do is ask him in your life the for you to br saved is now
The new VIP room is great but what they failed to tell you is that when they built the boots they had cameras installed so they can see and record every , move you make so next time you are in there be sure to smile for the camera This is the third time I have posted this and Don keeps deleting it cause he dont want the customers to know about the cameras
All These girls they hired in the past year are not new girls. They look like beat up girls who got canned from other clubs or crawled from under a rock. One day it's a gorilla on stage or the next day it looks like a crackhead buckwheat with a weave. They kiss soooooo much ass because they know the first fuck up there down the road or there gonna be working for Naomi's pimp at the motel 8 on Northline. LMAO, we got your number sweetie your not fooling anyone and I would not ever pay you $300.00 that is why I paid you $65 lol.
I like the pivacy of the new VIP room I have found out a lot ofthe ladies will now let you poke them in the ass, where before they would'nt. Moreover you can get down and eat pussy without everyboidy and their brother watching you tis is the greatst thing since pussy.
The "VIP ROOM" has been there and other strip joints for years. Designed by a jewish accountant who owned a slot machine company in Vegas. He was also part owner of the famed Mustang Ranch. Hymie Goldstein I think was his name. He died fucking someone out of their last dollar at the Ranch. He collected the cover charge at the door and fell flat on his face dead. The funeral director Saul Guttman and Hymie were good friends for many years, and granted him his wish to be buryed face down so the whole world can kiss his ass. LMAO LOLOLO!!!
What fucking moron came up with the idea for the vip room
they must have had a great time in a porta john and thought everyone should share the moment. it will be a cold ady in hell before i pay ten dollars to rent a porta john for a vip dance. wake up don this is a fucking laugh!
Ruby was awarded the I never met a black dick I did'nt like Greg was awarded gay bouncer of the year while Cory was awarded best all a round Porker Ashly Amber awarded the best tit fuck and finally Mia was awarded skank of the year Hope you all have great time witj thhese porkers
That's the message I've been trying to get across to these assholes who spend their hard earned cash on whores like them. I posted a comment a while back that said pretty much the same thing. You've expressed it better than I did. I wasn't as kind and considerate as your message. Part of my message was "Fuck`em, let `em starve. Who cares if their bills get paid".
There are toooo many that are "High on a Horse" working there. But some fat asses look downright nasty. On Sunday night a dancer named Sabrina used to look like a "10". Now she looks like she's on a strict diet of Big Macs, six pattie Whoppers, and KFC big bucket meals. If some of them ever go for a dip in the ocean, they might get harpooned.
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