JP

2.5
202.333.7607

2412 Wisconsin Avenue Northwest

Washington, DC 20007

Curious George

posted on 20 June, 2014
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.9
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
3.8

Visited on Thursday, June 19, 2014. The club is open for business; beautifully remodeled since the tragic fire. Not many customers between 7 and 8 PM. Dancers were friendly. Enjoyed my conversation at the bar with attractive, exotic, platinum-haired Eden. I didn't stay long because the two dancers on stage didn't completely strip; kept on their bottoms. Does this happen when it's a slow night? Maybe so. I think I will return to see Eden.

va man

posted on 19 September, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
N/A

This place really suck. These girls do not know how to dance the drinks are watered down. some please teach the girl how to dance.

NONEOFURS

posted on 26 March, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.9
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

i used to work at jp's and it was pretty good when i first strarted but dont know what happened at the end and not all the girls are ugly u could have went on a bda day...oh well no sense over crying over spilled milk... oh yeah the only real complaints i had was the hating ass money thieving waitresses and ating managers....we're dancers DICk get over it!!!!

to theresa

posted on 15 February, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

that's the funniest fuckin' message that i have ever read. love ya, baby. miss you too. one of your old pals. :-)

theresa

posted on 11 February, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
N/A

will somone pls admit that micheals broke ass burned the club down!his mothers house burned down about 4 mo. earlier w all the accounting . 2 fires in 6 mo. yeah rite!the guy has no balls. he cant even be honest w his own family. his"best friends" -a caught in the 80's loser w 5 dollars to his name &redneck potbellied sripper that cant manage her own hair,let alone a club!joy is a classless retard . iactually feel sorry 4 her . i wonder when shes gona realize sucking michels dick got her nowhere. she will never amount to anything because she is all talk . sad' she cant even sell her ass anymore, even royal palace dsent accept trash!you & micheal can suck a fat one. ha ha thats your only hope!i seriously have never encountered a more pathetic group.

last time

posted on 9 November, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

get rid of that complaining bitch joy,no one comes to a strip joint to listen to the bartenders pathetic sob story,what she should be cring about is her belly!

AnthroProf

posted on 27 October, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.6
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
2.5

I used to go there all the time--and it was good then. Sadly it's turned into a very depressing place. I mourn it's demise.

righthander

posted on 11 August, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

There is no call for this club to be open!

Complete whore and drug house. Run for your health!

JohnBoy

posted on 17 May, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

Saren at Good Guys is HOT!

Past Jps Man

posted on 3 April, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

DEAD< DEAD< DEAD< GIVE IT A PROPER BURIEL!

bubba k

posted on 30 March, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.4
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
3.8

No comment for this review

bill

posted on 14 March, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.3
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
1.2

nice

Hater

posted on 22 February, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

This club SUCKS!! The dancers steal your money when you ain't lookin and the average dancer is just that average

animale

posted on 13 February, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
N/A

Dive, Dive, Dive! New carpet and stupid stools cannot change a fucking suck ass club! Run, don't walk, across the street to GG for a show!

Officer

posted on 9 February, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.1
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
N/A

No comment for this review
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