The Crazy Horse

3.3
415.658.9324

980 Market Street

San Francisco, CA 94102

Club Desire (management)  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 2 December, 2016


DANCER WANTED

We are looking to hire dancers to work nights and weekends at club desire. Please apply online

click here

or call the club at 401-274-5560 or if you do not have a phone feel free to come in to the club in person.

Club Desire

1 Franklin Sq

Providence, RI 02903

Phone: 401.274.5560

stripforme123  on  The Crazy Horse

posted on 25 August, 2016
Joined 11 months ago
40 comments posted

This place is a bit of a mess. Like literally and figuratively. It's in a bit of a shady part of town at night and service is a bit spotty. Cash only folks and the ATM inside charges you $6 bucks for cash oh yeah! The girls are great, but it's not so fun when it's 72 guys to one girl, but if you want to sit back and relax then it's fine. We came here for part of the bachelor party, and while my memories were great at 18, it left a lot to be desired at 31. Plus, no alcohol. This ain't your everyday gentlemen's club it seems. Overall, I probably will never come again, unless it's for someone else and their special occasion.

DexterRexter  on  The Crazy Horse

posted on 21 June, 2016
Joined 1 year ago
47 comments posted

Not the classiest joint. No alcohol served, but they have a snack bar. There were 2 pretty girls but the rest were pretty busted looking. If you're a female and sit in the front row, beware because you will end up on stage at some point and people will see your boobies.

williamr  on  The Crazy Horse

posted on 8 April, 2016
Joined 1 year ago
37 comments posted

Not a very classy environment. The women were often overweight or 30+. Although there are some pretty cute girls there too. Not al of them are hotties though. Many of the Strippers had bad attitudes as well. The front desk girl told us to tip her when we first came in which was a huge turn off. It was a Naked club. Guys were touching girls vaginas in public on stage. Like fingering them. It was gross. Practically none of the girls actually danced on stage and many of them were extremely drunk (even though it's a no alcohol club). Many were high on other drugs as well. And overall 90% of them looked dead inside with blank, bored expressions. Not all of the girls were like that. But enough of them were that it was a turn off. Overall I thought it was a ghetto place and unfriendly environment. I've heard from multiple friends you can get a cheap handjob or blow job here. I guess thats how they make their money. There are many classier venues in the city and places more deserving of your money where the dancers actually put on a show.

dopeboy19  on  The Crazy Horse

posted on 20 February, 2016
Joined 12 months ago
44 comments posted

So...this was one of the weirdest strip clubs that Kristian and I have ever been to! Ever!The neighborhood that it's in is pretty much ran down which you wouldn't think because the club is located right on Market. But you can tell as you walk up to it that it used to be an old theater which is cool from the outside, but the inside still looks like an old theater as well.The seating was theater style seating with an aisle down the middle to walk to more theatre style seating next to the stage. The stage was a carpeted cat walk with two poles toward the back part of it that we believe may have been used once. The decor looked like that of a high school prom with streamers lining the walls.The club was fully nude if that's what you like, but that means that they don't serve alcohol or anything actually...not even popcorn. It was filled with a bunch of creepy single guys sitting around and just staring.The dancers danced to three songs: fully clothed, topless, and nude. Touching was allowed. But there was also a lap dance room for more touching and a private show room for more watching of your favorite girl one on one.We paid $46 to get in which wasn't bad for California, but yeah.

Joshua E.  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 18 September, 2015
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Really good club!

Johnson12  on  The Crazy Horse

posted on 13 September, 2015
Joined 2 years ago
90 comments posted

Went the crazy horse this weekend and had such a blast!! The girls are smoking hot, and full of energy. I got a dance from Mika and she was great. She took me in the platinum room for 2 songs and it was only $100. If I didn't have a thing for Asian girls I do now! She was super sensual. When I first got there I couldn't find the bathroom but the super tall tattooed blonde guy helped me out. The atmosphere in the club is full of energy the stage shows are so awesome people were throwing dollars from all over the room. This place is a must when I come back to SF next month for my sisters bachelorette party.

nickstrip  on  The Crazy Horse

posted on 17 June, 2015
Joined 2 years ago
64 comments posted

I went in to kill some time before an early flight. The cover was $26. Strip clubs are more fun than waiting at the airport. Two dancers were exceptional. Barbie put on an amazing show with a girl from the crowd.Gogo was special. She's a real raver who also strips. She loves dancing and that is obvious.She has rave gloves with LEDs in finger tips and knows how to use them. Getting a light show from her was fun. She even gave me a friendship bracelet.As a dancer, she will give you a great dance. I liked my first so much that I asked for another. For my second dance, we acted out a dance floor fantasy. So much fun! ;)If you haven't been to this club, they strictly enforce the no phones rule but otherwise it's not a look but don't touch kind of club.;)They have a few great looking girls, but you will need to wait to see some of them as they also have other girls.

Chris F.  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 11 June, 2015
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Being on Market street in the theatre district and Civic Center neighborhood may make for an interesting walk to the club, but don't let that discourage you. This is the place you want to be. The stage is the best! Different set up than other strip clubs, but great performances by all dancers with lots of interaction. The lap dances and platinum rooms are then the way to go once you see a dancer you like. The rest is just expensive. Be sure to tip the dancers, they will then show how much they appreciate you!

Weedman420  on  The Crazy Horse

posted on 20 April, 2015
Joined 3 years ago
97 comments posted

Not really sure how this place gets 5 stars from anyone? it's set up in an old theater. There is one catwalk down the middle with cheap seats on either side. At the end of the catwalk are the remaining theater chairs. $25 cover definitely not worth it.

bernadette p.  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 13 November, 2014
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The five stars is for Audriana. She was super nice and everything about her was real. She approached me and my husband and asked if I wanted a dance. I got one while my husband watched and we both enjoyed it.

Nigel G.  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 25 September, 2014
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I went there a few times a long time ago, when it was my favorite strip club, so I thought I'd return. Not much had changed, except the prices, which are pretty steep. The girls were pretty and generally very nice, but I made the mistake of getting involved with an Asian girl with big boobs (Melissa?). I thought I was too savvy for this, but she emptied my wallet in a way that no-one has ever done before, and in a devious way that I didn't care for. I've always found strippers very honest, if sometimes a bit pushy, but she was way out of line, and I almost complained to the front desk. Caveat Emptor, I suppose.To add a bit more. Due to a physical problem, I have difficulty counting out a large number of bills in my wallet, and, if we're talking about anything more exotic than an LD, I let the girls do it. They've always been completely honest until last night, when Melissa (?) undercounted my money by 50%. I should have stopped right there, but I merely protested. She ignored my protests, and kept up a steady patter of her own. Between that and her boobs, I didn't know whether I was coming or going.

Fannie S.  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 12 September, 2014
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Cover charge of $25/pp. Full nudity = no bar. DRY club. Sack up and drink beforehand, if you need to.Dancers = good, if they got moves. I'm not into the heavy plastic surgery and/or makeup. But I was entertained. There was one dancer from Brazil. Pretty girl, but she had no emotions, and no personality on stage. Why was she even up there?! Roxanne was my favorite dancer. Loved her smile, personality, and sweetness. Yes, and she was my first lap dance!! Beautiful accent, too. :) My biggest complaint: WHY IS THE STAGE EVER EMPTY FOR MORE THAN TWO MINUTES? There's a huge lull in between sets (dancers), and we're all sitting in theater seats and watching a very empty stage. We paid cover for the show, no?

mathewater12  on  The Crazy Horse

posted on 29 July, 2014
Joined 3 years ago
90 comments posted

I walk in to only be greeted rudly by the man at the desk and was charged 25 dollars each for me and my boys to enter the club. I'm going to say this sooner, rather than later. If you're not a big tipper, this is not your place. I was taken to the back by a very good looking woman who told me a private dance was 140 dollars, and she turned very very rude as soon as I informed her I wasnt paying 140 dollars for a dance. The best place to be by far is the front row stage side. Very sexy ladies dancing, and the value of a dollar is very high. I would throw a dollar on the stage and would in a matter of seconds have tits and ass in my face from a very sexy naked woman. Overall, I like the place, and plan to return at some point in the future. But only to sit stage side.

Franklyn  on  The Crazy Horse

posted on 17 May, 2014
Joined 6 years ago
138 comments posted

It was pretty fun for my first time at a strip club. I wish there were hotter girls that's why it gets 3 stars but other than that I recommend it.

Alexis N.  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 5 April, 2014
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I freaking love the Crazy Horse.By far the funnest fully nude strip club in SF!The girls are all smoking' hot--- MUCH better than those at any of the other fully nude strip clubs and probably right on par with those at the Mitchell Brothers.I love the vibe in here. Right when I walked in I felt like I was in a 70s porn. Nicely decorated, well lit, awesome runway like stage with theater seating. My boyfriend and I spent our drunken one year anniversary here and plan on going back for my birthday next week!HIGHLY recommend the Crazy Horse!!! It's worth trekking through the crappy area once you get inside. If I could give it a sixth star I would!

tonycluber  on  The Crazy Horse

posted on 11 March, 2014
Joined 4 years ago
114 comments posted

Spent my 28th birthday at the Crazy Horse with a group of friends. It was my first experience in a strip club and the Crazy Horse was a wonderful way to lose my strip club virginity. The girls were all nice and don't overly pursue or pressure you into dances or anything. Good times.

Randy  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 22 January, 2014
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This club is a joke. Upsell is nonstop, promises are not followed through, no booze. If from the east coast just save money until return home and then spend it in a real club

Alex J.  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 16 December, 2013
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total rip off, the girls are like dancing behind mirror, that is what you will expect. paid 140 and those three songs finished with in 7 minutes. I totally do not suggest to go here. waste of money and time.

Deja B.  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 2 November, 2013
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Went here to see Tori Black dance. Was very impressed with all the girls overall! Girls are very hot, nice and have fun with it. As a girl going to a strip club you never know what to expect but we ended up having a great night! A lot of touching and fun to be had. Did not have the sleazy gross feel like the other places I have been to. Definitely recommended for a fun night. Bring your 1's! For the people who say it is expensive it is about the same as a few drinks at a bar or a night at the movies.

Harrison69  on  The Crazy Horse

posted on 18 June, 2013
Joined 4 years ago
125 comments posted

The best strip club in this city! And I would know, because I work there!

Gene B.  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 30 July, 2012
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It's been my second time here. Seriously, I can't believe I went to this place without packing! It's straight ghetto, but damn these ladies let you touch. I was able to cup one these women breasts if you must know. The bouncer was cool. He kept on offering water which was cool. The only problem I've seen was the guys sitting up front not paying a penny. I wanted a seat up front but hardly got a chance. No other joint allowed touching. Take it from me. That's the truth. BTW, I seen the same Latina chick who tried to scam me the last time time for a private dance. Damn, she evil!

charlott or scarlet?  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 24 July, 2012
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can't remember which it is but damm!!!!!! promised she would take care of me .... luved watching her fat a$$ bounce in my lap ... looking up at me wit those sexy eyes with her mouth on my d@#k ... who doesn't luv a chubby chick ... they do go the extra mile... i luv them fat bottom blonds...

Shirley W.  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 18 December, 2011
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Ok where to start, went here with 2 girl friends and had some fuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!!. Gotta say the girls here rocked that night. I don't know if it's because we were girls but the dancers gave us our moneys worth. Love Alektra Blue too, if she does a lap dance like that on my husband I'm gonna accuse him of cheating - very hot. Lots of pretty ladies, not overly aggresive and if you love large boobies (and who dosn't) this is the place to go. I went back to the private room with one well busted asian girl and OMG! Well to put it short and simple $20 to get in $150 later very hot and willing (my husband thanks you ladies) it was a fun night. you ladies can go with your other halves and have fun too. Check it out, just be careful about who you play with

XhXeXy  on  The Crazy Horse

posted on 20 July, 2011
Joined 7 years ago
145 comments posted

The girls could use a little more exercise and a bar be nice.

maxxy1  on  The Crazy Horse

posted on 17 June, 2011
Joined 7 years ago
154 comments posted

Yeeeehaaaaaaaww!! Nothing like 20 - year - olds on an epic birthday adventure fueled by edibles and a half - vodka - filled Pepsi bottle. This place was the perfect place to take my otherwise soft - spoken art school friend for his 20th birthday. We were both delighted to see that it looked just like a fuckin' movie set of a strip club on the inside. It was classic campy - ness, with the tinsel, the neon lights, the catwalk, the high ceilings, etc. When you're faded (or not. I guess you don't have to be) it's really fun to pretend you're in your own version of Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas or something.We both came in with a wad of cash,but we ended up spending almost all of it on the cover, which was $25 for him, and $20 for me. (This was around midnight on a Thursday, just to give a timeframe) We couldn't make it rain like we wanted to, but I did try to courteously tip the girls at least a little bit, but, sorry ladies, we're college students as well, and I know we all gotta hustle in these tough times. To be fair, we didn't sit too close to the stage, so it's not like we were being creeps.I kinda liked the movie theater - style seating, but the lack of tables, chairs, and people going around serving drinks, gave this place a vibe of "If you want to go have a drink, so somewhere else, this place is strictly for having tits in your face." No creeps or drunken belligerents in the place, though. That was nice.However, the edibles kicked in at some point during the show, so we were having a good time chillin' in the middle of the rows, zoning out, shooting the shit, and watching the stage, and watching the girls interact with the audience, and it was GREAT! (FINALLY GETTING TO THE GIRLS,BTDUBS) If you sit in the front and tip, the girls will bust out some hot and nasty moves on ya! Like, DAMN! Most of them were hot, too! almost all white and Asian, though. Nice bodies, for the most part. A lot of fake tits, too, if you're into that. They weren't too pushy or anything, and I think we only got asked if we wanted a lap dance once or twice, so they mostly just let us chill. All in all, we both enjoyed our time at Crazy Horse Gentlemen's Club. It's the perfect place to begin an adventure!

Leyla I.  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 31 May, 2011
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Love it. I've been to all the clubs in this area and this is hands down my favorite.

Mariel F.  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 23 April, 2011
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I find it amusing when people go to a strip club and all they seem to talk about is how they enjoyed the food or drinks. If I want food, I go to restaurant. If I want booze, I go to a bar. Crazy Horse is awesome because they don't have any of that. They are a strip club, not a food & beverage club. If I want to see naked, hot women, I come here. I don't want to see (partially) clothed females. I don't have to go to a strip club to see that. They take it all off here. I love that porn stars come here as well. I have never paid to get in here. I have been coming here since I was in high school. The dancers have been all over me, groped me, and motor boated my chest before. It was all in good fun. Crazy Horse is the only strip club worth going to in San Francisco.

Dave S.  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 6 March, 2011
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I went to this club to see their first annual stripper pole competition and wow was it amazing. Cover is $25.00, sit in the front row and bring a wad of ones. The girls are mostly hot looking and get all over you. It looks like a great place to bring a date (not the first date but a girl who's game for it). It was a really good show but I lucked out and went on a good night!

Jay B.  on The Crazy Horse

posted on 15 November, 2010
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THIS PLACE IS LIKE WHOA!!Went with a group of guys and girls.. I had an amazing time ;) Girls get more action then guys, sorry guys... The girls here are classy & hot!One of the girls took me up on stage and I was able to get a lil' sumthin' sumthin!!It was an amazing experience!

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