Spearmint Rhino Strip Club Santa Barbara Gentleman

2.6
805.568.1620

22 East Montecito Street

Santa Barbara, CA 93101

PatrickDerbu

posted on 10 March, 2014
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.1
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Nothing special - only Club in that area and only a few not very talented girls, they try hard but nothing special. Lot of guys hanging out sitting all night staring at the stage only not very atractive 'clients' at this place - made the same observation several times.

Eric

posted on 17 October, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.6
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
3.8

Ok, I don't know anyone ANYONE who has visited more strip clubs than me, and I've got to tell you guys that this club SUCKS! I just cannot believe how pushy the dancers were, I mean, to the point of being COMPLETELY annoying. I don't mind the cover, the expensive drinks, whatever . . . but management HAS to tell these chicks to chill a bit! Even though some of them were hot, by the end of the night they looked butt ugly JUST because of how goddamn pushy they were.

David Beckem

posted on 26 June, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.1
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Spent a week in SB working, this is the ONLY strip club for 50 miles! Small club, not alot of girls, but this is not LA either. They where friendly as hell and I really enjoyed hanging out withthem. I forgot the girls name, she is Latin, great ass, GREAT lap dance, they do alot of 2 for 1 and 3 for dances.

Dippy

posted on 5 February, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.6
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
3.8

I can only assume that the other reviewers haven't spent that much time in high end strip clubs. Stop complaining about covers, that's just a fact of strip club life. I don't know about that day those other guys went in, but there were 6 dancers there during day shift when I went in. I don't care if the girls don't dance when it's slow. Put yourselves in their shoes. Would you want to get up there and shake your ass for 3 guys sitting in the back?

Enough ripping on the other reviewers. I got a couple of dances from Jordan, a cute blonde with big fake boobs. She gave great mileage in the VIP. After that I had $40 left so got a topless dance from Simone, another hot blonde with big fake boobs (Yes, I'm a boob man, and no I don't care if they're real or fake) Simone was great and I was planning on going back and taking her to the VIP. When I went in tonight I was hoping to see Simone but she wasn't working. Fortunately for me I met Dallas. Holy Shit! Rock hard body, perfect ass, fake C-cup tits and long dark hair. She rocked my world in the VIP and now I'm addicted. I wouldn't get a dance from anyone else!

Fred

posted on 25 September, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.8
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
2.5

$15 cover charge; only 2 girls working; they wouldn't go on stage until the 3 guys there including myself saddled up with dollars in hand. Got a private full nude strip for $20 that lasted all of 3 minutes - the DJ stopped the song halfway through. Don't waste your time or money. Until this place offers alcohol its a waste.

srevicon

posted on 22 December, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.2
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

rediculous cover just to get in, 1 stage, pushy dancers, and $5 bottle of water make this place not worth checking out unless you've got a ton of money to spend and are hard up for checking out live nude entertainment.

Ron

posted on 14 July, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.6
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
N/A

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