Spearmint Rhino Strip Club Santa Maria Gentlemen

2.7
805.349.9535

505 South Broadway

Santa Maria, CA 93454

Club Desire (management)  on Spearmint Rhino Strip Club Santa Maria Gentlemen

posted on 2 December, 2016


DANCER WANTED

We are looking to hire dancers to work nights and weekends at club desire. Please apply online

click here

or call the club at 401-274-5560 or if you do not have a phone feel free to come in to the club in person.

Club Desire

1 Franklin Sq

Providence, RI 02903

Phone: 401.274.5560

spearmintmaster (management)  on  Spearmint Rhino Strip Club Santa Maria Gentlemen

posted on 20 October, 2016
Joined 2 months ago
65 comments posted

We have a new coupon offer. Free admission.

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spearmintmaster (management)  on  Spearmint Rhino Strip Club Santa Maria Gentlemen

posted on 20 October, 2016
Joined 2 months ago
65 comments posted

We have a new coupon offer. Free admission.

Click Here to Print

spearmintmaster (management)  on  Spearmint Rhino Strip Club Santa Maria Gentlemen

posted on 20 October, 2016
Joined 2 months ago
65 comments posted

AssnTits5  on  Spearmint Rhino Strip Club Santa Maria Gentlemen

posted on 25 June, 2014
Joined 8 years ago
166 comments posted

I came here after happy hour to kill some time before driving. Cost me 10 dollars at the door and 5 dollar minimum drink. No dancers and no floor girls. Waited a half hour and was finally approached by a dancer. Bought her a drink ($10) to have a small conversation, she asked if i wanted to dance. I declined and she left. Total waste of time.I haven't gone to a strip club in ages and probably wont for a while longer. Do not recommend this place at all unless you just want to spend money for absolutely nothing. Would be cheaper and get more satisfaction if you go to 7/11 and buy a snapple and stare at a wall.

XhXeXy  on  Spearmint Rhino Strip Club Santa Maria Gentlemen

posted on 14 October, 2013
Joined 7 years ago
145 comments posted

First time I've been to a strip club smaller than my living room.The dancers are not particularly attractive unless stretch marks are your thing, but I gave an extra star because in fairness, they do have to deal with a lot. I've never seen so many dudes sit by the stage and not tip.This place could be fun if you are on a 4 day drug binge and you want to have a Fear and Loathing type moment of hyper-absurdity. If you are even remotely close to being sober, I suggest that you stay far away.

Peter C.  on Spearmint Rhino Strip Club Santa Maria Gentlemen

posted on 1 February, 2012
This comment was posted anonymously

Are you freaking kidding me?! This is a gentlemen's club? Went there on Thursday for their military/student free admission night and so glad I did. We walk into this very dark building with no traditional neon and no one is at the front desk. I look around at this tiny place and I only see one girl laying down on a couch, not seductively mind you, and no one else is in the room besides 2 other dudes watching an EMPTY stage. Soon after, a guy in suit comes up, checks our IDs and off we go. Let me repeat, this place is TINY. You see everything right when you walk in except for a narrow hallway in the back meant for lap dances. Anyways, the stage is empty for more than 50% of the time and most of the girls are hiding in the dressing room or wherever. They do roll-call fairly often and that's the only time you're gonna see all the girls. Oh yea, some of the girls don't even get naked on stage unless someone is tipping them. I only found this out because I was horrified to the point that I had to ask the dancer why her clothes were still on at the end of the dance. I've been to maybe 8-10 different strip clubs and this has never been the case. How am I supposed to decide if I want a lap dance if I don't know what I'm getting into?Tips: Go on their website and look at the daily specials. You can get free admission any day by texting a short code. Some days are 2-for-1 lap dances all night, but I went on a normal day and they still offered the 2-for-1 quite frequently. If this is the best Santa Maria has to offer, you'd be much better off driving to Santa Barbara. 2 stars for friendly girls with almost no pressure.

larry1  on  Spearmint Rhino Strip Club Santa Maria Gentlemen

posted on 13 October, 2010
Joined 6 years ago
157 comments posted

If you're in Santa Maria and you're looking for a strip club then you've definitely come to the wrong place. Of course I was entertained, I mean what straight man doesn't like looking at naked women? The place was pretty small and way too dark inside. The only reason I went there was because me and a friend were really bored one night.

maxxy1  on  Spearmint Rhino Strip Club Santa Maria Gentlemen

posted on 14 March, 2010
Joined 7 years ago
154 comments posted

For a town like Santa Maria, it's okay. Definitely worth a trip for a special occasion or a birthday. They get the birthday boy on stage and... well you'll see. You might not want a lap dance from every girl there but they work for their money. Some practically rub themselves off on you (that might depend on what you look like though?). Also, you can't beat the prices. $10 admission, $5 mandatory beverage and a $40 nude or $20 partial lap dance. You can't beat those prices. Some of the clientele looks extremely shady, then again, you're paying a girl to take her cloths off so you probably look just as shady. A must if you're in Santa Maria!

amos  on Spearmint Rhino Strip Club Santa Maria Gentlemen

posted on 4 February, 2009
This comment was posted anonymously

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posted on 7 March, 2007
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