Spearmint Rhino Strip Club Santa Maria Gentlemen

2.8
805.349.9535

505 South Broadway

Santa Maria, CA 93454

Jex

posted on 10 December, 2010
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.8
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

well for it being the OLNY option in the central coast, it is kinda ok, but when lined up next to any other place i have ever been to in cali or oklahoma for that matter, it is a dive.

John

posted on 28 April, 2010
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.9
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
3.8

No comment for this review

hank

posted on 2 July, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.9
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
3.8

the girls here are beautiful. of course there are a few fatties, but for the most part they are all at least an 8. some are nicer than others, it's best to sit and talk a bit before comitting to anyone in particular. be warned: the dancer drinks are 10 bucks, one girl told me she preferred a tip anyday to a drink. makes sense, ik would too. during the day this place is a shithole, but at night it picks up and the gorgeous girls are more willing to talk. a couple of girls were obviously mothers, ew. but there were plenty of young attractive girls with no belly sag. i would definitely go back. oh, and topless dances here are a waste of money and time, next time i come into town i'm only going to spring for nudes.

n/a

posted on 8 June, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.9
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
3.8
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Worst disappointment in my 20+ yrs going to strip clubs. Being brutally honest (not mean) 1 girl weighed nearly 200 lbs and no personality, 1 girl looked like she'd been beaten up all her life, and acted like it, the last looked ok, but thought she was a gooddess ... maybe compared to others? anyway, given the cover charge (rip off) and lack of talent, I'd never go there again. I went 2x hoping first time was just bad, but this place is REALLY BAD

ganesh ruskin

posted on 24 January, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.8
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
2.5

mostly beautiful girls, expensive and quick lap dances. really an immense amount of fun.

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