Club Madonna

2.9
305.534.2000

1527 Washington Avenue

Miami Beach, FL 33139

Nordic Noz

posted on 12 March, 2012
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.5
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Yucky. You would think SOBE would attract some talent.

Allen

posted on 18 May, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.5
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
2.5
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Dance prices are expensive. You prepay 25$ for each dance before you go in the dance area and at the end you pay another 25$ for each dance to the dancer for touching. Many girls are below average looking and will offer sex after work.

been here

posted on 27 November, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.5
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
3.8
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
1.2

I was here during the holidays .. this place is a ripoff.

Each lap dance costs $65 .. 40 for the room and 25 for the girl .. I have never seen a room price for a LD.

Beware of this place. And a $20 cover charge .. come on

agirlthatluvsgirls

posted on 16 August, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.5
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
3.8

No comment for this review

RS from NY

posted on 28 March, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.8
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

If you go, you gotta see Mya - Columbian Goddess mmm mmm

Bob

posted on 27 December, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.5
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
N/A
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

No comment for this review

Mike S

posted on 1 November, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.7
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
N/A
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
1.2

I went here on Friday & Saturday night. Friday nights are easily the best with 2 for 1 lap dances at $25 and about 10-15 girls to choose from, mostly Spanish/Latin and white. The girls range from 4 to 8 here with a similarly broad range of dancing quality. A good majority of the girls don't pander out much for tips even while you're sitting at the stage, so those looking for personal attention might be disappointed. Easily the best girl is Catalina... She does a good stage dance, an even better lap dance, and knows how to push the right buttons. The girls push too hard for VIP ($300 for 1/2 hour) after the lap dances and after I bought 4-5 LD's, I became annoyed at saying no.

Joe Smith

posted on 23 October, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.2
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
3.8

No comment for this review
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