Artist Cafe

2.8
504.588.1330

608 Iberville Street

New Orleans, LA 70130

timmykilla

posted on 16 July, 2015
Joined 2 years ago
86 reviews posted
Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
N/A
Private Dances, Value for Money
0.5
Overall Hospitality
0.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.5
Variety of Dancers
1.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
1.5
Value for Money, Food
1
OVerall Atmosphere
0.5
Sound System and DJ
N/A

Enough said.... This place could be fun... It could be many things. It just isnt. Its sad

harryharry

posted on 28 September, 2014
Joined 7 years ago
188 reviews posted
Overall Rating4.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
4.5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
3
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
3

New owner's are trying to clean the place up and improve the reputation. I'm looking forward to seeing what has happened over the past 7 months since my last visit.

richard95

posted on 21 August, 2009
Joined 7 years ago
192 reviews posted
Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
0.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1
Variety of Dancers
1.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
1.5
Value for Money, Food
2
OVerall Atmosphere
0.5
Sound System and DJ
1.5

Okay, there is nothing "arty" about the place, nor is it a cafe in any sense of the word. What it is, is a topless dive where you can get anything (read 'anybody') you want for the right price. Only problem is, from the moment you walk in the door you lose any desire you might have had for anything or anybody. Neither soap nor towels in the toilets which haven't been cleaned since the turn of the century. You leave wanting to take a shower and burn your clothes. Oh! If you pick a girl (or she picks you), make sure you have a girl. There have been a number of guys passing for girls dancing in the place. They want your money, period. Same goes for the divey places immediately across the street and Dixie Diva's next door.UPDATE: As of August 2010 the place is mercifully closed however Dixie Diva's is still open. You can substitute "Dixie Diva's" for "Artist Cafe" in the above review.

don't waste your $

posted on 12 June, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.9
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
2.5

nasty

angel luv

posted on 15 October, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

its a great and surprising experience

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