Eden Exotic Entertainment Reviews

3.0

13120-97 street

Edmonon, Alberta T5E 4C6

igor34

posted on 21 September, 2016
Joined 4 years ago
212 reviews posted
Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

It was a cool fall night the first time I walked into this establishment. Which by the way is called "Eden Exotic Entertainment" not "Eden's". As I passed through the rustic style archway leading into the club I was greeted by the most stunning young individual I'd ever had the pleasure of meeting. I heard them call him Tom-Tom. I remember his appearance very well. He had a handsome chiseled face which glistened playfully in the light of the moon, his eyes a fierce colour of grayish blue that excited me to my very core. I make a habit of speaking to all the security personnel when I go to a club for the first time, but met none who held a candle to the bright and powerful flame that was Tom-Tom.The women, of course, were all beautiful, and the drinks cold; everything your heart could ever desire in an establishment such as this.I can't recommend this club highly enough, the amazing selection of drinks handed out by their experienced bar staff, the charming and devastatingly handsome security crew and the gorgeous women (if you can take your eyes off of Tom-Tom to appreciate) all make it a trip worth taking.And if Tom-Tom happens to be reading this now, I want you to know that I cherished the time we spent together very dearly. I'll never forget walking with you, talking for hours until the sun rose as if trying to remind us that time did not cease to exist while we were together.You see Tom-Tom, I lay now on my death bed. My final request was to have my nurse type this review, born of my dying breath. Live strong, I hope to see you again in another life. Everyone else, visit the club, give Tom-Tom my regards.

Emil T.

posted on 11 December, 2014
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.0
Quality of the Dancers
1.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
N/A
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
0.5
OVerall Atmosphere
0.5
Sound System and DJ
2

Last August I had to quickly organize my oldest brother's bachelor party, and ended up defaulting on a strip joint. I chose Eden's because of its central location (central for the guest list), and that's about it. I called ahead of time to let them know that we were going to have the party there, and so they offered us a free package for the special occasion, which is a common courtesy at these types of places (I've heard, haha!)Anyways, when we got there the bouncer - as usual - was kind've a dick, stepping on my brother's boots without even asking him, to make sure they were not steel-toed. When we finally got to our seats on pervert row - after the pat down - we realized there was only one other guy there. We waited for the other guests to arrive, sipping on beer and highballs served in tiny plastic cups. My other brother arrived last, and paid for cover, not knowing that he didn't have to because he was part of our party. When we went to go talk to the coat check girl about getting his cover back, she rudely said "too bad." It was then that my brother also realized that he did not get his change back (he paid with a $20 bill)...she had slipped it into the tip jar without even offering his change back. The lack of other clientele was rather depressing. Although I was thankful for the gift package that my brother received (it included free drinks, coupons, and other goodies like that), I was annoyed and disappointed with the service...which is pretty standard at these types of places. I will never return to Eden's for ANY event again. I Heart Edmonton

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