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I presume she's fucking her boyfriend.
When is Sweeter Seduction coming back to the Club Uranus?
Great, that means another club that offers non alcoholic drinks and air dances.
I heard the Paramount is going to buy it and open "The Paramount Vancouver" and it will be a juice bar like the one in New West!!!
I have information from a reliable source that this place is gonna reopen soon... Can anyone confirm that?
Jade I say!!! beautiful breasts and pussy she wins!! where is she lately. I think the older sis is done dancing pretty sure.
If this club still operating?
Didn't Sweet Seduction just quit recently...?
I like Jade's tits. I like Sweet Seduction's pussy. I like them both.
Nope, Sweet Seduction is more beautiful...
sweet seductions sister is way way way way waaay hotter than sweet seduction and younger. Check her out she is a beauty.
Only sign on the place says it is temporarily closed.
over 750, 000 i heard,
no point tho....
What is the asking price for the Club Uranus?
Look for them at your Surrey local Trailer Park waiting for welfare cheques! :)
Well now that Club U is shut down, anyone know where any of the VIP girls (e.g. Mya, Pandora Cox) have gone?
this club is closed for good.The city expects too much from the owners for renos and stuff, so he is packing it in.Wanna buy a bar?
The club was inspected by Fire, VPD and LCB. Failed on a number of points. Not clear when the club opens again.
Hey, the club wasn't open last night!
Sweet Seduction made an appearance at the Club Uranus recently without taking her clothes off, though...
Me too... indeed. And her sister.
Its okay if she hates us i still like seeing her naked : )
Hey rg, don't get too obsessed with sweet seduction. She doesn't like to dance and she hates good fellas like you and me.
was sweetseduction at the uranus last week?i went there on friday and saturday but did not see her.They had her pic on the flyer.
sorry the dances are 40 no touchy touchy no lappy but you look at a hot chick dance around you looking at you like she wants to fuck you show you her pussy and her ass, the always have the hottest private dancers , most with huge boobs!
Jade is really a good fuck. Her oral skills are excellent. Her pussy is very juicy and tight.
hey thanks denis .I will go and check out Jade.Never seen Danika before either is only dancing at the paramount?
That is Jade... If you like Jade you will certainly like Danica at the Paramount, runway model, 19 years old, 5' 9'', blue eyes, long straight natural dark brown hair.
anyone know who the dark haired girl featured this week on there web site is?never seen her before.
How does the private dance work? Are they the same as number 5 orange or the drake? I mean are they doing dirty dancing here?
How much is a private dance and how long is it?Do the feature dancers like sweet seduction charge more than the vip dancers?
saw her there in the flesh but her younger sis is much butter...
sweetness got no moves and wasnt offering private dances
Are you sure sweet seduction is at the Uranus this week?They like to use her picture but she is never there.
Is Shayne still at this place
Do you mean the picture on the Uranus site is Jade, sweetseductions sister?Does Jade ever go to the cecil?
Okay they are using sweet seductions picture again on there web site, but I know she is not there this week because i saw her at the cecil yesterday.I dont know what is going on with this place, they dont book anyone good anymore.
Ive been to both the Paramount and this club and Club Uranus by far is the worse club. Where are your girls? There is an hour break song in between dancers! Least the Paramount has non-stop shows and hot ladies. This place charges a cover , For What? You have no girls! Your drinks are watered down.And the clientel are hurtin'. Come on if you want the truth , there it is!!!
the paramount is a shithole dive where girls who dont know how to dance and are butt fuck ugly. The girls quit because the place is dead all the time and usually 12 girls are sitting around hurting to make 50 bucks. Because no body goes there. Almost evry vancouver stripper started out there. they have moved on to better places. so why dont you shut the fuck up abviously you are a paramount scum lover because you know it all, and your club sucks shit because you have nasty hurting broke hoes there.
As always this place has all the girls no one wants. I have been here 3 times in the last month and nothing changes, had a shitty time and payed way to much money. There is always a ex- girl from the paramount that couldn't cut it. Hire new girls please!!!
This place really sucks!!! Why do you have a cover charge and no girls here?
I have been to your club, at it is VERY sad. The drinks are watered down, the girls are high mileage, low quality. They are un-professional and drunk most of the time. Very attractive for these dancers. Drugs flow through on an hourly basis with the girls. Half the time they can barely stand up to dance. VERY SAD. Other customers, take my advice and go ANYWHERE else for a better time. Very disapointed.
Blah, blah, blah. Too bad, so sad. I am glad that you are mad.
Sticks and stones break my bones. Your nasty comments won't hurt me.
Dudes, Nick is a worn-out pimp & shithead. He is stoned most of the time and he doesn't know what is he doing most of the time. Our club has the best candies and the best dancers in Vancouver. Our chicks offer the best services for our clients. They make sure you come and come again!. Come and try them out.
This previous club owner lost his shirt and sold the club to a Vietnamese Don for a song. This club is set up for money laundering on the grow-ops harvest. If you want to watch top notch strip tease, go to the Brandi's. If you want a good fuck, go to Swedish Touch (one floor below Brandi's).
I was there monday just to see sweet seduction, they have her picture all over there web site this week.Saw 4 crappy dancers then it rotated.No sweet seduction! Is this why they dont list the names of the dancers appearing anymore.They just use the pictures to get you in the club.
Na. The ugly dancers should be retired. Some of the dancers look like they are all doped up. I would not touch them with a 10 feet pole.
If the agency Stripper books this room they need to get fired because the girls here, are all ugly. They need to rehire.
Hey, New Timer must be a shill. His comment is totally non-sense. The club is owned by Vietnamese gangs. they don'y want your business unless you are a Viet-John.
This place is okay.
The girls are part of the circuit - Stripper is the agency doing the booking.
I found that it was passable. Service is okay and if you want VIPs they are available.
Of course the girls change as they move each week.
I think you would see Steven Harper here when he comes to Vancouver.
This place really sucks, it was terrible service, the girls were gross and the prices are way to high. I think the DJ wrote the last post because the DJ that was there when I was there was brutal and it sounded like his first gig. So whatever!!
Hey average joe, what have you been smoking? Did the Viet Don gave you some free shit in exchange for some shill's posting? If you want the best adult entertainment, go to the Brandi's and the chicks there will get you high without taking any shit.
This club rocks! the place is really nice inside, clean and there are hot dancers . I was in on friday the place was packed!Great dj's too
I have to agree with First Timer. This joint is a dump. The dancers are old and ugly. The viet-cons are too loud. The washroom is dirty. The booze sucks. No wonder this club's name is Uranus = your anus = stinks!
This place is a real dump. Scummy crowd, ugly dancers this is a real B circuit joint. I was really dissapointed at the amount of girls they have working. We had to wait 45 mins to see a new girl, thats just wrong.
We don't hire any drug addicts here.
All our girls are clean.
Have some drinks and private dances here.
Happy new Year!
Hows the trailer park treating you? For the record "luser" is spelled "loser" but you should know that, being one. And the only thing that has any ripples in it is you little mummy tummy!!Yuuuck!
Pandora Coxx is not fat, she does not or never had rippily tits, and she is not a whore. As for you stupid fat luser paramount scum fucks grow up and hire some hot girls that can dance and leave the girls that dont work for you anymore alone. The paramount is a discustingly dirty old building filled with freak show girls and shitty management. Good thing i dont have to visit her there anymore, you should stay away too. Fuck you if i cant spell
Don't give my gal any ideas. She needs the energy to perform.
Just get Pandora back on her nose sugar diet, she'll be fine.
No need to be upset. Just visit the Brandi's. You will experience the difference. We have the top notch gals catering to your sensual needs. Our services are the best in B. C. Happy clubing!
I hope not. Another 10 - 15 lbs. more than that and she'd be as big as Taylor.
Anyone seen her latley I heard she gained 40lbs. Is this true? Maybe the ripples from hes breast implants will disappear. She is way to skinny and her boobs looked awful.
There dancers at the Brandi's are not allowed to have the actual sexual intercourse at the club. They only do dirty dancing and provide extra's like CIM, DATY etc. However, the Swedish Touch (one floor down) has lots of beautiful masseuses who will provide the real deal for $300.00.
Does that mean all the hoes work at Brandies
If you don't like the hoes here, visit the Brandi's. Our gals are the best in the adult entertainment industry. You will be treated as VIPs there.
It seems that all the hot dancers moved on to the Brandi's and they are making very good money there.
latley ive been coming to uranus evry week Pandora Coxx gives the best dances, and she regularly dances on stages which is nice to see
If you don't like the atmoshere here, I recommend the Brandi's which is a first class club with first class dancers and first class services.
Come to think of it, I DO have a vague memory of crapping on the ATM machine...Seriously, though: what I really meant was that the locks on the doors didn't seem to WORK. But I'm not very mechanically inclined after a few beers.
Either you were too drunk, too short or in the wrong room. Bathrooms I used all had locks.
Decent little club and good dances if you pick the right girls.
Why can't this club put locks on their bathroom doors? I guess I can tolerate somebody walking in on me when I'm taking a whiz, but I'd rather lay cable in private.
Are they afraid of some hanky-panky going on? The doorman is only a few feet away!
Are Sweet Seduction and Shayne dancing anywhere in the Van area ??
Stick and stones break my bones. Your b. s. won't hurt me.
Nick, quit slagging other clubs!
The words on the street are that the candies here are too hard to swallow.
You mean this Viet-joint will go down because the VPD is going to shut it down because of the candy shop here.
just like an owner or manager, trying to make people think their club is worth going to
This place is jumpin'.
Real place to be last night! The place was hoppin'.
Ha! Never, brandis will be the next to go down
Come to the Brandi's and audition for a job at our club then.
Asia uses the stage name Taylin Moore now......she was just at the Drake last week. The club closed its doors and the dancers didnt get paied.....Kenny has run the club into the ground.
I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Q - What do women and foxes have in common?
A - Ones a cunning little runt. The other is a
running little Cunt.
Jasmine is the best.
She has the best chest in the west.
Pandora Coxx really rocks.
She takes good care of your cock.
Thank you for your info. I will get some dance from Pandora Coxx then.
She is dancing here under the name of Pandora Coxx.
High ladies and gents,
How are you? I am a fan of Jasmine who is an ex-dancer of the Paramount. She is about 5' 7", 36D, white with sandy blonde hair and she is very friendly. Does anyone know if Jasmine is dancing here? Please post here if you know that she is dancing here or somewhere else. Thank you.
To Mike Awkhertz,
Thank you for your info on Sonja. I am going to visit her this week-end. I hope she still does private dances.
Best wishes from a dirty old John.
Too bad, so sad. I am glad that you are mad.
Stick and stones hurt my bones. Your nasty comments would not hurt me.
Nick, Nick, Nick!
Here you are again, slagging another club.
Don't you have enough to do at Brandi's but visit web sites and bad-mouth other clubs?
What a loser, A-hole!
This place sucks. Look at those junkies outside really turn people off.
Visit our club, Brandi's and enjoy the first class adult entertainment in a safe environment
We offer a lot of extra services at our club.
which clubs can you do extras in?
If Brandi's is so great, why do you need to advertise for them? You turned this dancer off and I haven't even gotten there yet.
Why did the blonde have square boobs?
She forgot to take the tissue out of the box.
The imposter "Nick" cannot even spell "fuck you". What a shame.
-uck -ou all Brandis rule come here @ Brandis if you are horny.
Brandi's is overrated and expensive. And Too cheap to build a stage.
Uranus = your anus = stinky and shitty.
Visit Brandi's and you will be treated like VIP's.
Uranus = low-rent Brandi's.
Uranus = Drake + Paramount - mileage
Uranus = Byrd + Tbarz / 2
Man, who was that girl there at around 12am dancing, she was wearing the canada hockey jersey...man she is stinking hot...she was blonde, not skinny but TIGHT as hell! all natural, beautiful butt!
Watch out for the Viet-con, Viet-don and the Natural Born Dealers of the local grow-ops.
Blah, blah. blah. Too bad, so sad. I am glad that you are mad.
To Viet Hater, You like drink too, come in, I give you special salty yellow drink, on the house.
Sonja is dancing at our club, Brandi's. Come and visit us. She knows all the angles of the close-circuit cameras so that she can give you a good time even though the owner, Brandy is watching the surveillance moniotors closely. Sonja is my main squeeze. I am sure that at present, she out performs her past lap dances anywhere else. See you soon!
Really guys, Does anyone know where Sonia is? Yes the older blonde with the implants. Please advise me...
If you guys dont like this place, come to Brandi's.
like your girls, like your food, just hate you
i heard on the radio someone got shot outside this place last week.I think i will be staying away from this place for now.
Anything new of note with this club? Any new girls?
What's the deal here? Is this Viet-con city?
Go home and make out with your grand ma. Sonia is 38.
You mean mid 50-60s. she should retire.
Is Sonja (mid-30 to mid-40, big fake tits, long blonde hair, an ex-Paramount & ex-Drake dancer) still dancing or lap-dancing at this joint? Please advise. Thank you.
So was I. They should get those girls to Uranus they are the best around then i dont have to drive down town.
I was talking about Uranus club on Broadway and Kingsway.
We gotta give credits to the manager of this club. Although the place is a bit dark, he's doing decent job to keep the hot line-up week after week. Not to mention those leather chairs...
I want to see more A liner girls Angelina, coco, and kylie.let me know when angelina and her friends are here other wise i don't mind going into town to see them.its worth the extra for the drinks i guess then you can see a full lineup of the hottest feature girls
i only have been here a couple of times its good. my buddy and i went to brandis after oh my the girls are crazy hot it was packed tonight boy. i still like this place too but the girls at b's are unbeleavable wow.Does angelina, kylie, and coco dance here too?How dose it work?
How busy is the place during the week?
Hey Kink is there... Does she moonlight?
What are you thinking? Shayne and Summer are both so hot and besides these girls travel around in all the clubs.
Was there on Friday night, this place sucks. Even the no 5 have better looking girls.
Summer Love ; is HOT HOT HOT ..awsome body and great dancer , she is definately the STAR at Uranus this week .
Hey, they don?t have my favorite drink either, but Sweet Seduction is a real stunner... Trista Lynn is very hot too, totally underrated.
This place should have some kind of "near beer" avail . I move on to other clubs cause they don't have O'douls . I'd stay and spen $$ on dancers ..but I don't like to sit on cranberry juice all night
onya is way hotter than other feature.
I don't know, maybe he had his advertising budget cut and this is his way of compensating.
Also, maybe its so slow at his club that he surfs during his working time!
A good example of suspicious behavior is a blonde
doing push-ups in a cucumber field
doesn't matter ...the place is a "laundry" good business bad business the cash has to be wasshed
I'll 2nd that .....bleak and COLD , no atmosphere at all , ZERO
This club is not worth the time. Everything about the place is mediocre.
Hiya. Happy new year!
Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?
She wanted to Make-Up her mind!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we are nuts."
What is the name of the Russian girl friend of Bill Clinton?
What is the name of that crazy Russian strip teaser?
Joker, what Joker?
I just ignore that sort of stuff. I just want to look at naked women!
Show me!!! Show me again!! and again!! and again!!
Joker thinks he is funny but he is really pathetic
Why did Raggedy Andy break up with Raggedy Anne?
Because Raggedy Andy caught Raggedy Anne sitting on Pinocchio's face and Raggedy Anne kept on saying, "Lie to me! Lie to me! ..."
What are those little bumps around women's nipples?
It's Braile for "suck here".
When does a cub become a boy scout?
When he eats his first Brownie.
So what about this club anyways?? Isn't that what we're supposed to be discussing?
Mystique gives a good VIP... Also check out Kayla- the tall mulatto hottie. They're really fun in a duo!
What's the name of the Russian slut?
Hey, enough of the racist crap. What do you call a bunch of white guys on a basketball court? The water boys!
Where can you see the 100 dam-Asians?
asian hangout? are there lots of asain there? owner is asian too? waitress asian? dancers asian?
What is the name of the dog belonging to the Asian dude?
It's a laudramat ...and under the microscope right now
double sux dude , don't know about the owner , but it's like an asian hangout and the sercive sucks
This club sux! I don't like the asian chick owner. They should call Sonia Courtney love!!
What do you call a 300-pound dancer?
What do you call a guy who makes inappropriate jokes when they are not called for? An Asshole!
Joker is an Asshole. Grow up!
What do you call a 200-pound stripper?
Sonia is the best who has the best chest of the west. Cool.
This place is a cold cavern .....not much atmosphere .Girls are friendly and pretty but .......somethings missing ...and the area is definately not my favorite
Thank you very much for your info. I prefer Sonia who has more tits flesh for comforting my lusty needs.
Long bright red hair, pale skin, pierced nipples, smallish perky boobs, bubble butt, really muscular legs.
How is Mystique look like and what's her stats? Please advise. Thanks.
Who are the stage dancers this week?
Come on... if I'm new in town, then I use a map and find my own way around town. While I agree some brief, high level questions about the clubs on this board and others are acceptable, the constant "who does dirty dancing?" in this and the other club forums is getting old very fast. Why should the veterans here want to give away all of the information that they have gained by spending their hard earned money just so some newbs can get the fast track. Get real, and go through the learning process yourselves.
Felicity does not work here... Sonia and Mystique do 'lap' dances, there's a cute curly-haired brunette there too, but she's an air dancer.
If you are new in town, you probably ask for directions when you are lost. Some rookies might have been ripped-off by certain unethical dancers before. So, instead of going through a trial and error expensive approach, rookies might seek advice from experienced patrons. If there are some good samaritans browsing here, would you kindly let us know who are the dancers here that will perform dirty dancing besides Sonia and Felicity. Thanks.
Annie Sprnkle will be at the Western Front on Friday Oct 15, 2004 - 303 East 8th Ave, Vancouver - only one block away from the Uranus Lounge. Her "talk" starts at 8:00PM. Tickets still available.
Why ask here? Go to the club and find out for yourself. Your experience will be different, depending on how much money you have to spend. If you don't go, the club won't have a reason to be open. Think about that. Don't ask here - go and try out the club. Then you can tell everybody how much you enjoyed it. I don't send out my friendds to try out clubs; I do it myself.
Hi Insider, would you please tell us who are the dirty-dancing girls. Thank you.
Dances here are $30 bucks for air, but certain girls will do $40 lap dances. No extras, but definately worth the extra money.
This club's name sounds like "your anus". ;-) Really funny eh?
The cost of lap dance is cheaper here in comparison to those at the Drake or No. 5. Are the dances here air dances or dirty dances?
Looks as if someone got the cold shoulder Kristi and Shayne.
I drive by this place all the time ....it looks like a run down dump .....what's the inside like??? what's the clientel like ?? age ??
What about Sonia? Is she a doll or what? She was my favorite when danced at the Paramount.
Kyla Ryder is a skank .....Shayne is a classy girl and a good performer , ...if there is no one in the place , it's pretty tuff to do a real great show ...Kristy has quite the little following but she seems bored and IMHO quite overrated .
You guys seem to have really high standards. If you need to see the really "amazing" shows you guys are talking about, go to Vegas. They will have a heavy cover charge and beer is not 5 bucks. Girls don't get paid enough here to entertain to your "standards". And if Kyla Ryder is your cup of tea, you need to save your money and seek professional help. Since when has a dancer talking to customers been a bad thing??
went there when it first opened ......can't beleive it is still open .......won't be long
yeah Shayne really doesn't have much stage presence . I guess she a bit bettrer than the run of the mill girls but she's not #1 material .
this place is a major YAWN the stage talent there lately is awfull . can't they get Kristy back??
This club has house girls who are there regulairly (currently it's Sonya, Dawn, Mystique, and a couple of other drop-ins), and circuit stage girls (Stripper Entertainment). The circuit girls rarely give private treatment, but the VIP's will make your night if you get the right one (OK- it's not quite #5-style, but it's not an air dance either).
Howdy. Thank you for T&A's info. May I ask if this club has house gals like Sonya and Dawn and then there are visiting dancers from the circuit on a weekly basis? Please advise. Thanks.
Let's see- regular VIP's- for the boob men there's Sonya (formerly at the Drake), and Dawn (formerly at the Cecil). For the butt men there's Mystique (formerly at the Drake). There are also a few more VIP girls who will be starting there in the near future, and girls who go thru the agency, as well as stage performers (and there's usually plenty of big boobs and nice buns there).
Are there any dancers with big tits dancing at this place? Can you name a few please.
Is a liscence required in Vancouver? I'm from Toronto, and planning on coming out there...is this the only club in VancouveR?
Do the VIP dancers here make any money?? Is there alot of clients? Do they do lapdancing or strictly airdancing.
Thanks to all in advance
Kristi is one fine looking woman. Shayne is also nice but goes too fast around the pole. I like it nice and gentle. Only seen Kayla Ryder once. Relax! The Uranus Lounge has the best (leather) chairs for your sore, whipped Butts!
kristi is stubby and short.......kyla ryder has no dance skill whatsoever..... shayne is ok and deserves 50 dollars a show maximum I wonder what kristi gets paid? 55 to 60 buck a show max