Ive been surprised by how good this place actually is. Girls are far better looking than I expected. It's a pretty good place.
Night time is good and steamy with all the new young girls.
There's a few brand new girls who are really awesome these days. May, Mandy, Jaymie, just to name a few. They're all young (19 to 24) and gorgeous and extra-good in the cr. That's on top of all the usual regulars.
Has anybody seen Kylie recently? A gorgeous young short Latina brunette with small boobs. Daytime girl. I haven't seen her in a while (at least a month). She was wild in the CR!
The place is full of drugs addicted. It is a shame.
How is she in the CR?
The old monster spoke to Sylvie last Friday, but she'd rather prefer people not to know that.
The old ugly crazy woman changed her insurance. She masturbates upstair while listening to music and as soon as she comes she asks bartender to put the volume down.
Young (around 20), petite, strawberry blonde, small boobs, last seen on a weekday in the early evening, maybe 3-4 weeks ago.
Never met Piper...old, young? daytime, night, weekend?
I have a small penis and can barely get it up so I'll have to use my fingers and fist to get at your prostate, you beast.
I have this sick fantasy of having a wine bottle up my anal cavity. I don't need lube as I am always moist. My prostate is crying for you. I want to be ripped wide open.
Is the slim blonde Piper good in the cr? She has a wicked bod.
Unfortunately, no matter how many times I sample my anal offerings they're never sweet and always disappoint me. Maybe one day I'll be surprised with the taste. Until then, I'll just keep trying.
A nose is probably not long enough to get to your sweet prostate. You would need a long dick like mine to put in your sweet anus.
What bridge? I need the squirted juices to lubricate my anus so I can get her to insert her nose in there.
The last time I saw Allie she was under a bridge making her self squirt like a fire hydrant as she sat there with a tree branch simulating herself. Her squirt quickly turned into a skating rink as the temperature dropped below -25.
Guess I'll have to visit and see if she'll suck me
So does Ellie (from out East, the talker) still work here? How about Carly? I've had fun with both of them but prefer Carly but it's been about 3 years since I've been there. It's a pretty deliberate trip for me to get there so I have to make sure.
I have seen sponge Bob square head Annie give blow jobs to her customers , she would not keep them if she didn't. She's such a fake and thinks she's better than the rest but she's just a cock sucker with game
Su wants to give the alb to the Hells cause Son don't want to be with a RM or a much older local guy cause Su don't want Son to be with a local guy around her age. That's why she told Son not to come back at the club.
Anyone know if she give extra??
Who's trying to take over the club please explain yourself you sound like a complete idiot and we don't understand what you're talking about
to spy on their enemies and ultimately take control of the club and Son.
Su & Dia are trying to deal with the hells (agency) in MTL area to screw Son up again, screw her album & other people up too.Geor might be implicated again.They are trying to get single women from this hells agency by these 2 Quebec dancers said from Lachute (thin short curly blonde hair and the other older brunette with long hair).They were there last Sat night.These girls work for the Hells and they want to screw her up and take away her protection. They intend to try to introduce the hells women to those who bought the al...They want to give her al... to the hells cause Son don't want an older 45&++biker or RM.
Hot redhead with big tits Annie still dance here?? Used to dance across the street Always busy she must do something right
Samantha is the hottest chick in this bar. She soft and sensual and knows how to make and feel special unlike the rest.
Thanks anyway for the bullshit, but I don't want any quebec guy biker. Merci quand meme , mais je ne veux pas de quebecois. Désolé. hihihi!
Je vais pas travailler la a votre place pour toujours jsais pas combien de temps encore. C'etait juste pour me dépanner financierement. J'ai deja commencer a chercher d'autre choses et ca ne seras pas d'autre clubs. J'etais juste de passage dans votre ville merci de m'avoir depanner quand meme.
Is she affraid to loose her game? Ha ha ha!
Affraid to loose? Maybe she needs to loose a lot of weight lol!
Take a big dildo put it in your ass and maybe you'll be less frustrated or get yourself a super brain.
Yes. Most of them do. Just ask them.
Does any girls in day do extras
I think you guys should get a life and let the people live their own. Ton double D et ton gros bum m'enleve absolument rien a moi et a d'autres aussi. Un gros manque de jugement et de respect de votre part depuis le début de toute facon.Une belle communauté ridicule.
It's Louie writing the comments I heard him bragging about it recently. Plus he really does have a DD chest and a big bum
you not so smart i have double d chest and big ass so i think i no more
Or you are faking spelling problems so you think the people won't recognise you trying to bash someone who worth more than you. We know who you are.
dey bote work on a pig farm in manitoba
where do Ginger and Kiki work now?
She is now at Pigale. Is she good in the CR?
C'est la grosse transex avec cheveux blond qui a eu son operation.Ca parait pas que c'etait un homme. Si elle se faisait pas operer il ne voulait pas l'engager. Il l'ont mis une couple de fois a la porte, mais il l, ont repris.
C'est qui la plus cochonne du club? Idéalement une qui suce et qui avale pour pas trop cher.
Toute des vieilles putain Anglaises qui se prennent pour d'autres ici. Elle font toute en ariere et cherche toujours a arnaquer.
Toute des vieilles putains Anglaises qui se prennent pour d'autres ici. Elle font toute en ariere et cherche toujours a arnaquer et faire toute sorte de passes croche.
Montreal girls give best service. I pick them when I cum here.
Je la connais Diane elle aime fumer les joints a toute les jours depuis longtemps et apparemment elle prend des speeds aussi, mais pas verified. Cette barmaid couche avec des clients pour de l 'argent en dehors des heures. Elle a des kicks sur des clients different dans le clubs plus jeune qu'elle et peut etre jalouse a l'occasion.
There are better places than that. Across the street or in Ontario.
On s'entend tu qu'a va la pour travailler first.
Il essais de la jouer et brimer sa confiance en elle pour essayer de la faire sortir avec des tous croches ou des hommes trop vieux pour elle. Ils sont des vielles ratatouille toute seche. Ils se servent de la belle Diane pour cela.
The last time I saw Layla, it was at Club 77 in May. More recently, early July, someone said that she is now at Pigale under the name Tasha.
The last time I saw Samara (either in May or June), she was at Nu Den.
They both provide good services in the CR, but Samara is a little more expensive.
Layla and Samara work together at club 77. Do they work together at taboo too?
Is there a petite brunette with long dark hair by the name of Francheska working here, or where else she might be working. She used to work at pigale.
I am looking for Layla and Samara they know each other and work together sometimes.
Your a naive litre turd! Ellie is NOT a NURSE and she NEVER WAS one. That troll can barely read. She's a story teller and a troll that lives under a mouldy bridge with 3 racoons named Jimmy.
I can't stand that. Where tha club is? Dignity xx
I think she went back east.
Does Ellie the nurse still dance at Taboo? I notice she was mentioned a few pages ago. Any recent reviews would be appreciated. She was pretty open-minded in the CR!
Does Ginger still work here?
If you really want to know who's at the club Why don't you get off your ass stop holding your cock in your hand and go to the club and find out for yourself
Sorry for the typos in my previous message. Like I said, haven't been to Taboo in a while and am curious who is best in the CR. Last I was there I saw Jazzy who had high mileage in the CR. Any suggestions?
Who is pust for CR time at Taboo? Haven't be there for a while and it use be VERY GOOD with some of the girls.
You're right, I should have written the Ottawa/Gatineau area. But keep going at Taboo, you have that class!!!
You win fuck nuts! FYI Taboo is in Gatineau not OTTAWA. Maybe I should buy you a fucking GPS so you can remember that. Continue sucking on your balls until you cum and it oozes out of your fucking ears!
You're right, these bodies are disgusting.And that gives a good idea on what kind of club is Taboo. Probably the worst in the Ottawa area. And it's only a few hundreds meters from the best, Pigale. So what's the point to go there? Just cross the street!
Old crusty grammas should stay home and knit instead of showing those disgusting bodies !!!!! I think a call to welfare for a couple of these sluts working day shift should do the trick .
Is Nikki or Nicole back? Black girl big booty and perfect huge tits??? She used to have long black hair with blond highlights in them. Anyone know if shes back or where she went? Been a while since i saw her!
No, DO NOT get a real job!!!! We need you filling this role in society. And you know we'll keep cumming back because, well, duh!!!!!
Bet that guy is glad he didn't ask about fs
Why don't you stick a rusty nail into you pee hole, pour some peroxide on it read your bible and go to your damn bed!!
what's the going rate for bj at taboo?
If all you fuck wits would get a real job instead of being sluts and spreading your nasty ass std's the world would be a better place.. You all sound like a bunch of whinney ass kids... Most of not all of you are most likely welfare cases who are to fucking lazy and stoned on crack to get a real job.. Fuckin dirty cunts make me sick BARF!!!!
You sound Uneducated perhaps you should be more concerned with that instead of bashing people you don't really know.
Stinky bitch like your shit ain't stinky!!
Keep hating bitches 😜
Thank you Anus Rinus!
That Ronald McDonald lookalike name Ginger thinks she's an "aspiring actress" her dream is to move to British Columbia to be discovered so she can play the lead role in DEGRASSI. Keep dreaming "RONALD" cause you'll never amount to anything good. Ginger likes to give her money to her boyfriend/pimp who controls her every move and he tells her when to go to bed at night.
They all do, in this highly competitive cat eat cat lol world. Survival of the fittest/bitchy is the name of the game and who usually wins too. Jealousy is a total bitch n turn off thou.
I used to hang out with ginger but she's a 2 face bitch with no class and she shit-talks all the girls.
I think she was there today. That's a fun one that one.
Anybody saw Lyne lately?
Is Jazy still dancing there or has she gone MIA?
Carly u can stop talking about urself. ..no one cares when u last worked. Can someone tell me why is the club closed for 2 weeks. ..r they really reopening?
When's Carly there? I don't go to Taboo as often as I did 2 years ago, and I never see her anymore. In fact, I think it's been something like a year and a half since last time. Is she there daytime or evenings? Week or weekends?
Oh, come on. Carli is a nice woman. Sure, she might not be a supermodel but I always enjoy my time with her and I ALWAYS leave satisfied. Step up your game and maybe we'll see you more often "Doug"
Is it a stripclub website?
Carlie is the hottest chick in this place and I had the time of my life with her. She smells good, has excellent hygiene and has beautiful teeth and don't forget that Colgate smile.NO female in this place can compare to her!!
what kind of fish did you smell was it the smell of sardines, smoked herring or tunafish?
Did you read the post. I never said my face was near Laylas hole. I said as soon as she dropped her G string the fish smell was overwhelming. Just pay attention will you.
What was your dirty face doing near Laylas hole? and what kind of fish did she smell like? please elaborate because if you can't tell us hat means that your lying. Perhaps you were smelling the aftertaste of your dirty wife.
Was in there last week Saw a girl in there named Leela. As soon as she dropped her G string the fish smell was overwhelming. Nice girl but PULLEAZZZZE take care of your personal hygiene.
What a nice guy ! Your post tells more about you than about them...
These women are old dinosaurs they shouldn't be working in any strip time to retire these ladies have been dacing for 4000 years. They're so old they can't shit out of their ass anymore.
Be respectful on here and stop spreading false info on the ladies. No extras of any sort happens in this club so dream on pervert!!
If you want to know whether or not a certain lady is available, head on down to the club have a drink or two if she's not there there are plenty of other ladies that Might want to spend their time with you.
Yous probly too old and too poor sorry sorry ass
It's just that i got laid off i gots 2 b careful wit my retitrement monyes. Didn't mean no hams
Why don't you get off your stinky ass I'm going to the club instead of posing questions and acting like a fucking tough guy in front of a computer?
This leyla how much she charge for a hand shake
Can who ever is posing as angel or taking about her fuck off
What is your definition of stealing customers? You are the dumb troll who can make money because your too illiterate to strike up a conversation with a client. Your good for nothing and your cunt hole is too deep . Angel is a mature and sophisticated lady and all the men love her, so go choke on one of your herpes infected cocks Bitch!
Not every girl do but some yes. It's no different than at any other strip club, but I would say the proportion is generally higher at this club. The best time is during weekdays, when the club is more quiet and there's no bouncer patrolling the booths.
very many girls there do that?
Hand shake sweety, hand job then they lick the lollipop!
A friend mentioned a girl named Chanelle who works there. What's she like? Any fun in the back rooms?
what do you mean by "handshake" ?
I fucking hate that fucking cunt Angel, she's always stealing customers from all the girls. I heard she fucks and blows the DJ. I think her name is " Orianna ". She's like a oncoming train light with that huge forehead.
Yo, I know that bitch Angel she's sexy! Haven't seen her for a will. Yo, she's got nice phat pussy. I suck on those big tit and finger her all the time. That bitch is a super soaker and she loves it.
Was at taboo couple of weeks ago and this hot bitch with big tits by name "Angel" gave stiff hand shake. Can't wait for the next one
To answer your questions: yes, and yes.
Oh ok! Thx! Qny black girls with getto botties who work there then? Any extras?
I have met a Nikki there but she's white, so probably not the same one.
That black dj walks like he has 2 prosthetic legs I think 1 leg is 5 inches shorter that the other. I made a song request one night and that goon demanded 10$ and refused to play a song for me. He just a piece of dog shit no wonder he got barred from Pigales
Hey there! Is Nikki really back? Black girl with getto booty...suuuuper hot!
The drugs dealer or biker slogan to a dancer; Hey dancer you look so uncomfortable in this and so shy. You should take some drugs. They might try to to give it to you first to get you into this shit. They might try to pressure on you or make u in uncomfortable situation to get u into this. Let me tell you some you don't need this shit. Be strong, be yourself and don't get fulled by this shit people. Stay away from drugs people they are ugly and mean.
Why don't you go choke on a cock full of herpes lesions and go fuck yourself. You dirty old whore. Your wife doesn't want you and neither do any of the girls at the club!!
What a crappy place. The Pigale is much better.
CR = Champagne Rooms, the small cubicles where you can get private dances one on one with a stripper.
Lots of people at high school, don't remember being obsessed in high school
Noticed the use of "CR" on here a lot.... What does it mean? Thanks regulars.
We went to high school together and we all know how obsessed you can be.
I noticed most of the girls now put a large handkerchief as an improvised drape in front of the booth they're dancing in. Previously, only Ginger used to do that but now it's spreading to others who want a little more privacy. I took it as a good sign.
Yes, Kiki is still there. She was there last friday, along with 2 other redheads: Ginger and Annie. There was also Sasha, Ellie, and my new favorite: the young Leyla with her flawless body. Her handshake is great in the cr.
In fact, they all provide very good cr experience with lots of mileage. Basically, during the day, pretty much every stripper in this club provides at least a handshake to all their customers in the cr, most will also use other parts as well to make sure you leave with a smile.
Who is saying I'm obsessed?
Kiki has been too busy to take care of her son. She used to hand out at my place every night .
Is kiki still dancing at the club
why are you so obsessed with Sasha?
You spelt to and loser wrong
why don't you go to the club and find out for yourself you poor cowardly bitch!!
Think her name is Sasha?? Older blonde with big tits, wondering how much fun she is
Most of the dancers are drugs addicted or have pimps at Taboos.
Nikki's back! Now brunette (she was blonde before) and she's as good as ever in the cr!
Sounds like your a careless individual who gets so drunk cause they spend all there money at the bar and when you go for a shit in the toilet ur wallet falls in there and your to smashed to notice. NO ONE robbed you you crying fool!
They stole my money. This place is very bad.
you seem like a bitter and miserable asshole
Last time I spoke to malika she was too busy to talk cause she had 2 cocks down her throat I hope she doesn't get tonsillitis...
About Malika, I haven't seen her there for a long while. She obviously moved on to something/somewhere else.
Les posts s'en viennent de plus en plus bizarre.
Has anyone heard or seen my favorite little hore?!
Just wondering... havent bern here in years thank god! Im just curious if its still same old dirty taboo? Does carole still swallow in the back? I heard shesa grand mother now so im hopping her and the daughter stoped doing threesomes? What about cory the old black coke head? And lynne aka jessica that puts herdentures on the bar to take a shot? Super classy place! Is the coke head manager luc still stealing money? Im bored and i want to find out so i can gossip about it with my friends that have all moved on to bigger and better and cleaner lollll coming to ottawa for a visit and would like to know if its worth going to have a drink in the old watering hole
I've been to Diva's welfare apartment . It is true that she sits on counter like a dog. She used my razor that I used to shave my pussy like are you fucken serious slime bag. Buy your own razor you welfare scum and stop accusing people of stealing ur money that you don't have..
You are a slimy old pervert with herpes. No woman wants you we all laugh at you and take your money. Go back to your house and let the mice in your apartment lick your rusty little dick !!
No I don't have herpes I don't know why you say that. I just don't find the women at my taste that's all. Why do you get mad about that. I prefer the French dancers they more polite and nicer to talk to. Is it that's why you are angry and telling me I have herpes. Some dancers have no class. I am disappointed.
Slimy Diva is always there on Saturdays . She probably sleeps there since she has nowhere to live. Her hair is greasy and slimy with cum . She has no curves, breast or ass. She's as flat as a board . She looks like a gothic whore. Definitely not my type..
I prefer a real woman like Carol.
We were all at Diva 'a house and she ordered Chinese food by the way her place is infected with cockroaches . She sits on the counter like a dog and talks with her mouth open. She'll try to fuck your baby father behind your back. She a dirty slut who wears crayons as eyeliner . Fucking bozo the clown. She gets pimped by her ape who never worked a day in his life.
You have herpes that's why your so mad. The women at Taboo are hot and you can't handle that so fuck off...
The dancers are not hot. They are old, too skinny or too fat. Some on them obviously looks and act like drugs addicted. De moins en moins de jolie quebécoise correcte qui parle Francais a Gatineau dans ma ville natale. Quel dommage! Et non je ne fais pas d'herpes je ne comprend pas pourquoi on me dit ca. Je suis meme en tres bonne santé.
Obviously you go to the club because the girls are hott. You must be having one of your many herpes outbreaks. Stay away from the club you disease infested dog!
A lot of skinny old dried up blonde who only speak english. Come on! On est a Gatineau. Sont ou les belle poulettes québécoises. On peux tu avoir du monde qui parle Francais dans notre propre ville.
What's the name of the chick whose clit is bigger than a dogs nose??
Yup you have to be careful of those evil sports
Diva wears black and purple crayon around her eye to wars off all the evil sports that are lurking around. She spray paints get greasy hair with Jett black paint and she eats toilet paper and throws up to get the bulimic look!!!!
Sorry D and compagnie I gave up long time ago this strange place. You did too much to me.
Why don't u go to the Toronto metro zoo and roll around in some hay with some other horses that look like u. You and the other horses can drink liquor from a large container on the ground and you can shit horse shit all over the place like a pig
Yeah how low to be dissing diva who has nothing to do with your problems horse face!!!!
Stop talking about Diva. Diva is the hottest girl there. She has a perfect round ass and a a gorgeous smile .
Sorry D I gave up long time ago. Too much.
Yes Old dirty Corey we all know you will be barred from pigales before the end of the year. We're sorry that your life sucks and you have several addiction problems. Why are you 52 yrs old and still stripping. You are a nasty old sour cunt. Fucking Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard lol!
Every club has there number one clown. She wears the clown make up cause she was born with it on her eyes. She wasborn and raised in a circus where all the neighbors fucked each other and everyone was related. Clown People believe in drawing heavy blue and black marker around there eye to ward off the evil spirits and vampires.
Prostitution should be legal and the place, the staff and the dancers would be better. This is a brothel. They pay for prostitutes and leave. Most of the girls are on drugs or have pimps. They will not hire anyone they don't think they will be able to brainwash, sale drugs, use them and take their money. These places are dirty. it should be completely legal and properly controled by gouvernment. I have no consideration for the way they shit on people and have no respect for normal people. I hope it will close down. Pigale is way cleaner and better.
Also for the other cunt who talked smack about Ginger looking like a horse!!!! Atleast Ginger does not have greasy hair, a flat booty because she lost too much weight, your not a big booty ho no more. And your eye make up makes you look like bozo the clown bitch!
I love oatmeal it is very filling and nutritious . Perhaps you are jealous of Gingers size because you are an obese cunt who is too old and ugly to be a stripper.
Thank u 4 that comment, of course every1 hates ginger 4 being such a cunt. She told one of the dancers she was on anti psychotic drugs. I can believe it she's not normal, I now know y she hung out with her annoying crazy side kick...they're both nut jobs. Also I 4got 2 say ginger looks like the rodent from ratatouille.
Ginger is an ugly horse that thinks she's human. She's one of those horses that was raised by humans so once in a while it dresses up in lingerie to attract the seagulls. When they see her they all shit hot diarrhea all over her eyelids
She has danced for me in the past and she's a nice girl... a bit too chatty lol, but that's part of the experience with her.
Lots of jerks on this site with nothing better to do.. .if you dont like a dancer, then don't pay for dances with her... if you don't like any of the dancers, find another club.
Yeah or maybe gary is elie advertising for herself???? from what I hear she does a little masturbation show for her customers. She sits on the bench and plays with herself until she is sitting in a puddle of cum. ..what a scarey scene that must be!!! Don't u know elie that customers r there 2 get off and not watch a hobbit finger herself?????
If taboo is such a bad place why are u still hanging out there? Is it because u have no life. Hey Garry are you a fool or an idiot?? Your just a dirty stalker that likes to hang your dirty shit stained underwear on Ellies big hook-shaped nose
Al lot of old tired lady and drug addicted works there. This is a very bad place with lots of bad people. Ellie may be older and probably not the prettiest, but she is nice person.
I heard carole pisses on stuff to claim her territory just like the skunk. That's why she thinks she is head ho at taboo. Instead of playing the machines at the club go to a bingo hall it's more age appropriate.
Dirty old Carole with her wrinkled sour cunt walking around like she owns the place. Half of her head is blonde the other half is black she looks like an ancient skunk that will never disappear . I should call animal control or the humaine society
I m tired of seeing crabby old aunt hilda....oops sorry I should say carole. She looks like 100 years old and looks like quasimoto the hunch back of taboo. I guess those huge grandma tits are heavy. Her legs are like spindles with a beautiful pancake ass to go with it....and let s not forget that wonderful and pleasant personality.
You shouldn't be in any strip club your married you pig!!
Ellie may be all those things you say but she's still one of the more fun chicks in the back.
Ellie wears size 4 shoes and she has really wide feet, her feet are as wide as a slice of bread she's kind of bow legged and she has upper dentures if you have no room in your pocket to put your keys you can always hang them on her nose her nose is long and sharp like a hook
Ellie is and old fat chunky walrus that can never shut the fuck up she keeps talking and talking. I fucked her in a dumpster and was fucking her big mouth and while my cock was in her mouth the walrus kept on talking. You would think she would shut up with my cock down her throat...when does she ever shut up??
Btw way I was bored and horny so I fucked her in the dumpster
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It's been over a month since the last Ellie comment in here. How's she doing? How about Carly, I had fun with her in the back, too?
Azziza the belle of beirut is a TRANY.
Who the fuck are u then? Strippers have no brains
What is the law of return ? Is it a quebec law
Don't forhet your dirty bag follow you everywhere. This is called KARMA the law of return and you will never be able to escape it.
shut the fuck up your an old dried up sour cunt
You guy's should respect other people's life and intimacy. If you have to follow and stalk one person it's because you already know you'll never get that person NEVER. It is only that person who decide about her life. It is a sin to disrespect a person's life like that. Shame on you guy's!
I haven't been to Taboo in 2 yrs and I walked in to see that old nigger hood rat Cory still old and crusty with her yellow buck teeth looking like a walrus. She cursed at me because I didn't want to take her nigger ass for a dance. she smells like fish. What a joke
Ellie smells like a dead skunk she comes in to the club looking like she just rolled out from a dirty hole in the ground filled with ugly monsters like her
go take a shower
carole doesnt have a dad he died
you're so classy bringing up her dead father in your rant. Much respect to you for that.
Carole is a pick pocket old whore she stole my money while I was playing the machines. She sits at the front entrance with her dog face and when I refused to take her she stole my wallet. I'm sure your worthless father is rolling in his grave now
Ellie is way hotter than Diva
i heard you have a really nice anal cavity
Cette place a change depuis un bout. Il y a trop de danseuse noire. On dirait quelle sont surnoise. Elle paraisse gentille au debut et elle finisse toujours a faire des sale coups au gens. Elle sont encore pire quand elle sont en gang. Mefiez vous elles laissent paraitre le contraire.
Wow Ellie's still there?... Does she do extras now? ... I've done some fingering with her... but does she do more?
Is ellies nose bigger than my 5 inch cock if so we have something in common
Yep, Ellie's got a beak but she keeps the place classy. By classy I mean she gives extras in a class of her own.
did you hang your car keys on ellies nose. her nose is long sharp and pointy like a hook