Club Outer Limits Reviews

1.8

11574 Moffet Rd.

Wilmer, Alabama 36587

Blake

posted on 14 February, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.4
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
3.8
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
3.8

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James

posted on 25 January, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.5
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
N/A
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

All but one girl was flat chested. They looked like they were strung out. One girl did have a nice chest. They hassled you to buy the girls drinks that were $15, $25, or $40. Stay away from this shit hole

james

posted on 29 December, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.9
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

I drive from Mississippi to alabama at least once a month and usually pass by this place in the daytime. This night I turned around and checked it out. It was 9pm and amazingly slow.

I didnt see any dancers so I asked the door guy if there were many girls dancing. He told me "there are a whole bunch dancing tonite". I later found out there were 6 girls that night...thats right a whooping 6. I assumed it was a slow night. A dancer that I was talking to told me that the previous friday night there were only 3 girls the whole night!

The ATM was behind the bar and the bar tender expected me to hand her my debit card and drivers license the whole night so she could run me a tab and bill me out once I left. I got $60 from the atm and got a recipt for $63. Today I checked my account and it showed me a charge of $75. I am going to my bank with reciept in hand tuesday. My rum and coke was more like coke with rum flavoring and I witnessed a fight between two of the guys who worked there. NICE.

All 6 of the girls were so skinny they looked like albino ethiopians.

only 2 of them were sober. the others were completely f**ked up.

None of them were what I would call attractive. a couple had nice bodies but mediocre at best faces. The girls here are so hungry for a tip you'd think you could get a BBBJ if you haggled for one. But the lap dance was a complete let down.

Now, if your reading this you may think that I'm the kind of guy who likes a sammys like club and that I'm a pampered frat boy. Oh no my fiend, I love a seedy hole in the wall where girls will grind your lap like a german making bratwurst. NO, this place just sucks.

By the way if your into scoring some meth I am sure you can get a hook up at this place.

In conclusion: Outer limits, best avoided!