This club stinks literally. The customers sitting at the bar must be taking dumps in their chairs or something. It was so foul I could barely enjoy my 10 dollar lap dances. I was appaled to stay longer than a few dances as I watched guys munch on their free happy hour buffett of food with the rancid odour of chicks dumps in the air. So foul. Get your septic tanks checked.
I've been sporadically coming to this place for over 10 years when I am in town and some of the women they have cocktailing there have also been there for over 10 years. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to know that is not a good thing. These women have gone from attractive young women to mid 30s or older failure to launch types. Time to move them on. The dancers aren't old though, and they are good entertainment for an hour or two. There are other clubs in Scottsdale/Phoenix that are better, have cleaner seats, less pushy employees. I don't think we will be back on our next visit.
Piece of shit hussler girls working there. I was tempted to have the cops show up for stealing my money.. I can honestly the girls know how to cover their asses and change their tune when management comes in. First one baited me for an extra 10, second was an extra 60. And yes I was sober.
Met the most amazing and gorgeous women and even proposed to her. Diamond, thanks for a great night.
Got a new manager who is absolutely amazing, really knows his stuff and is unbelievably nice to all of the girls. This place has been my home for awhile now and I can honestly say that they finally got it together with the new management. Oh yeah and in 10 years of being a dancer, this is the first manager I've seen who actually knows how to dress.
A friend once told me that strip clubs don't experience inflation. Back in the 80s he threw out $1 bills. Today, he would still throw out $1 bills. This logic make sense.Enter Skin Cabaret. I pay for my party to get inside the place. This is a business trip and our chaperone took us to a strip club. (Full disclosure: the girlfriend has given permission to enter into such an establishment. Besides, give me the book on game and a $1,000,000 and I'm still useless in this environment so all bets are safe on me not doing anything stupid.) I receive my change and notice that there are $10 in $2 bills! $2 BILLS? These are still floating around? Did the city of Scottsdale or the governing body of strip clubs lobby for the continued production of $2 bills to combat such inflation my friend spoke of? The 21 year old kid rolling into this place may not even know a $2 bill exists. I would guess all the $2 bills circulating all throughout the United States are in Scottsdale, Arizona and chances are, the $2 bill you are pulling out of your wallet/purse at this moment has touched the lovely thigh/hip skin of a beautiful Scottsdale adult dancer.True story. After I ran out of $2 bills I kindly exchanged two $1 bills with my chaperone so I can keep one as a souvenir.By the way, it was a Wednesday and this place came out swinging with some talent. I couldn't even imagine a Friday/Saturday in this place.
Worst place ever. Took a friend out for one last hurrah... He has terminal cancer (and this was told to management), so we came for his good time. We arranged for his personal dances and his dancer was giving him one last "time". Then some bleachy blonde fully dressed chick walks through, throws a look and has the bouncer come tap her out. They send her home for inappropriate behavior... In a strip club... and doesn't have to sense, professionalism, or courtesy to explain to her paying guest. I guess she has a money tree. Round two.... Bourbon street got hundreds and my friend so happy he thinks he might make it. Bottom line save your time and money just go straight to somewhere else.
I love this place...has nightclub/party vibe with beautiful topless women included. Its much more of a fun experience than the other places in town.The owner brought the manager back from the old days (Clay) to clean up the place a little and add some new flare...and I've noticed a real difference....great vibe, better looking girls...nice guy, very professional.Sounds like "Andrea" may be one the fat girls he fired...haha. Scott & Rick are there still taking care of the days...free lunch buffet is awesome...the girls are very friendly too.I make this spot a regular stop.Why go anywhere else??
This place was good back a few years ago, now everyone there looks like they are on drugs or spun out on something... I went in the ladies restroom and had to wait because there was one stall open and two dancers were snorting something together in there forever... Not to mention the bathroom was disgusting. This does not feel high end, any club that does dances out in front of everyone is strange. Don't you want privacy, hence the name "private dance"?? I was disappointed and ended up just giving the 300 in one dollar bills to the nicest girl there, a little cute blonde with long hair who wasn't cracked out looking and was also nice and friendly. This place has gotten lazy... Get rid of the 30 girls in there with prison tats all over them, get rid of the druggies, make a better dance area/vip booths and then maybe your club would be the place to go again...
You might think that all strip clubs are the same, and I'll admit that I don't go on a regular basis; in fact, I rarely go at all, but I've been to enough to know quality customer service.Some girls in these establishments are there strictly for the money and their attitude reflects that, while others really enjoy dancing, mingling and providing the kind of customer service (no, not that) that will build a regular clientele.I'm happy to say that Skin Cabaret falls into this category, as the girls are friendly and outgoing.Of course, I live just down the block and am now hoping for free entrance for life! LOLOkay, maybe not for life, but a time or two.
Pretty lame. I didnt use valet parking and I was told I still had to pay a fee..really?? Stupid. Then I had to pay $20 to sit at a decent table. There were only a few free tables and they were taken. Makes no sense. Dont forget $10 cover charge and a $4 water. So I had already spent $39 and haven't even had a chance to watch some girls dance. There was only one nice looking girl. All the other ones looked like crackheads. I even saw a girl get mad because someone wasnt paying attention to her so she threw money at him.. Really?? The dancers were changing in the restroom. And there was only one stall..super ghetto. Just go to Xplicit!!!
I took my wife here the night of August 1, 2014 for her 42nd birthday. She wanted to do something grownup so we shipped the kids off to the grandparents and booked a weekend at Talking Stick Resort. We started the weekend off with a nice dinner and then headed over to Skins Cabaret. We found parking a little confusing as we weren't quite sure where to park. Everything seemed to be valet parking and I wasn't comfortable parking across the street in a neighboring business. I ended up doing valet. This was our first time at a strip club together. I used to frequent them in my younger days, but eventually out grew them. My wife had only been to a strip club once before in her life as part of a work related birthday party. As we walked in the place, the first thing we noticed was how dead the place was. There were only a few patrons sitting amongst a lot of empty chairs. This was kind of what I was hoping for thinking we would get more attention from the ladies without a bunch of men staring down my wife. Wrong! Upon sitting down we were promptly greeted by a waitress who took our drink orders and returned within minutes with our drinks. After that we never saw her again. We were there for well over an hour. In addition, the dancers seemed to avoid us. They were good at talking amongst themselves while waiting for their stage call, but not much else. I don't know if it was because I was with my wife that the felt uncomfortable coming to our table. Who knows. Back in my day, dancers would approach a table regardless if a woman was present or not. They would even ask the woman if she wanted a dance. Not sure how things changed over the years. Anyway, the longer the night went on the more annoyed we became over the lack of service we received. The dancers seemed to prefer grinding on some fat 70 year old man sitting in a dark corner of the room rather than coming to us. Then a group of employees or reps of some kind (insiders) arrived and took over the joint. All the dancers flocked to their table and continued to hover around their table forgetting about everyone else. Then the group moved into a private room taking half the girls with them. It seemed as though they were all partying among themselves and forgot that there were paying customers still inside the building. No hard feelings though because honestly most of these women looked like crack whores anyway. Some of them were so skinny they didn't have breasts while others looked like they belonged in a Marilyn Manson video. Not to say they were all skinny, some of them really need to say no to Cheetos. Most of them just seemed to hate being there. I guess I don't blame them. What happened to the sexy, upbeat, and energetic dancers of the past who understood how to drain a guy of all his cash? Not sure how you make money ignoring the clientele. I dated a dancer once who always said it wasn't her @#$% that made her money it was her smile. Approachability is everything! Anyway my wife and I grew bored of the same group of girls in rotation and opted to leave. As I mentioned before, this was for my wife's birthday, so I had planned drop a lot of cash for her. I took 400 hundred out of the ATM and left Skins Cabaret having only spent twelve dollars. Sad. We left while the night was still young so we ended up driving down the street to Babes Cabaret. The place looked a little sketchy from the outside, but once inside they took care of us and were more than happy to take my money for a much better night.
Was here for first time in a while same old brown and blonde girls some cut there hair and gained 40 pounds ... Do yourselph faver go to burban
Anyone know a dancer named LeeAnn? Does she work at this place? Is she a good dancer? etc.
all the black and brown semen oozing out of the strippers pussy holes and ass holes.
Hi! I'm Febreeze! I'm not that expensive and I do a Great Job! I am seeking employment at Skin and wonder if you need my services? I am hard working and I will help your establishment more appealing by killing that foul moldy scent you possess! I can be found at WalMart or Target or Fry's or Safeways to name a few. Don't be shy! Come see me!
The first thing I noticed when entering was the smell of Mold or Mildew or something not fresh. Maybe its the carpet? Maybe its the girls. Didn't stay long as the moldy smell kept bothering me.
Dude that was the worst attempt at a racial slur I have ever seen. Gronk is spelt n i g g e r. Anyway, look for daddy's little angel to be working at more than one club than this one. Probably dream palace and bourbon street. Even skin does not have enough black and brown cock for this whore. Get in line for sloppy seconds!
i recently was in town visiting from Chicago and best looking lady in this place is the daytime bartender, she is SUPER H O T
Hey that Gronk loving skank Brittney Maclin aka Bibi Jones was stripping there last night at 10. How was the show if you were there? Did she do full contact lap dances after? Is it worth getting one?
Skinny blonde bimbo with lots of tats. I hear she is one of the biggest black cock sluts in town.
I think nigger heaven would be more accurate. The fat spic manager seems to like it that way!!!!!!!!!!
Is this place really called monkey jungle ????
You can take me home for enough coke money!!!!!!!
Top notch, great ladies. Good hourly drink and dance specials!
Now that's what I mean by jobs!
Working for a living!
The Obama people, and the left wing have done a good job of squashing the truth about Barack Obama?s background, keeping it, and his true political agenda out of the main stream media. If the white majority fully understood who their president is, what he is really doing as president, and what is going to transpire over the course of the next four years, they might actually show up to vote this time.
Thanks for the much needed clarification as to who that thing was. Frank Marshall Davis probably was the daddy/pimp. He is also rumored to be the author of the book Black Sex Rebel published in the 1960s. The degree to which his mother was a ho takes on a new meaning after these revelations. If she was born in 1990 she would probably be working at skin.
That is Barack Obama's Mother, Stanley Ann Dunham. Those pictures were taken in 1960, when she was 18 years old, at the home of a black communist activist named Frank Marshall Davis. There is some debate that Frank Marshall Davis may be Barack Obama's true father, but that is questionable. However, those are pictures of Stanley Ann Dunham. Using special software, the facial features of the woman in the porn photos match those of Barack Obama's mother, when she was that age. There are some additional photos of a porn star, named Marcy Moore, that have been put out, claiming those are also Stanley Ann Dunham, but the difference between the two women is clear.
like that booty? yeah drop that booty low
get off on this shit.
Surprisng to me how many white guys just don't get it. The rest get off on that "SHIT'. (pun most definitely intended)
can't you just post pictures of shit or somethin?
A picture says a thousand words don't it!!!!!!!!!!
Da old town HO house FO sure! Go Bella!!!!
JJ and Suki are the best ever. Come to this place and be happy!
Fun night out of the ordinary for my boyfriend and I! I have been trying to get him to go out to a nice strip club with me for a long time and I'm glad I took him here. Go figure, we both had a blast and now he wants to do it again! The place is a little small but there are lots of seats and lots of beautiful girls with amazing bodies. No one is pushy or snobby, in fact, the girls were really receptive to me gawking at them and would move their cute little butts around for me to have a better view!! Yay, boobies!My boyfriend really enjoyed me watching and watching himself. Glad we tried something different.Thanks to the gorgeous girls who were friendly and slutty and made our night a blast!
Top Quality Tits!!!!
Only came in for the day shift a few times, and the lovely Carmen was my choice for dances. Wow, what a lovely young lady! Many other very nice dancers in the line-up. I had a great time. Cheap drinks and a free buffet. But the lovely Carmen will have me coming back!!!
Oh yes. Girls here, amazing! Price, AMAZING! $10 per dance, can't beat that. The music was awesome! The DJ tore it up with great tracks and variety. Sound system was top notch, I just had great tracks bumping bass on my back while I got lapdances by twins! I just don't like the rules. No touching, even on a lapdance. I dropped 3 bills here. Would go again.
Really hot chicks, with nipple covers.ok, I've never discussed this one problem that I have which is called strippers I don't frequent strip clubs because I have a stripper problem I would say my Stripper issue is similiar to a gamblers issue in casino. No will power. I want them all, I put all my money down.Strippers can have all my money. It's been this way forever. This is why I don't go to strip clubs often. I drain my bank account, even if it's the last $10 I have, to spend. I could be saving money for a heart operation and if you take me in a strip club, that's it. Over. Tonight We went to Skin Cabaret and I lost my mind, soul, and pennies I don't think my male counterpart could keep up with me in there The way they shake their asses ......First of all I am a completely heterosexual, non bisexual, femalesecond of all , my attraction to strippers is similiar to the average dirty old man in America I like them blonde, skinny, small waists with huge fake tits for some reason we couldn't get the stripper I wanted to come over, she was fake blonde hair, fake big tits, fake face.i asked for her twice and even our waitress asked her to come over, but she kept saying she was too busy with her friends and would come over later Sigh. Oh well so I got 4 lap dances from 4 other girls until I found "the ONE" this girl named Cameron she was sooo sexy she exuded sensuality and sex from her pores, her eyes were the epitome of "fuck me " eyes her body was sooo sexy, small waist, nice ass, big huge fake tits, she had dark hair, she looked a lil middle eastern but she says she's Sicilian Me and my male friend both got TWO lap dances from her eachI said "that's it, we don't even need to see anyone else after her, she is IT" If I wasnt dragged out of there, I would still be getting lap dances from her right nowShe almost made me a LESBOMy male lover told her she was turning his girlfriend bi, lol I recommend her to every guy and girl who visits arizona Cameron at Skin Caberet in Scottsdale lap dances are $10, but i usually gave $35 hence why I shouldn't frequent strip clubs I give them what i think they should be making, which to me is usually double or triple what the going rate is I wont be going back, unless someone else sponsors me
Skin has always been where I go as a customer, even when I am dancing somewhere else. The $10 dances are way better than a $20 dance at Babes, there are more girls and a bigger variety. I don't know much about many other clubs but this is always where I'd go if I was in Scottsdale.
What's with giving change in $2 bills? That's pretty lame.
Business man from Chicago. Heard this was the best club in Phoenix Do they have any black girls working here now? How many? I like classy clubs but I'm only interested in black dancers.
Defending do country and den we be kickin it wit da skin bitches. God I lovs Scottsdale Son!!!!!!!!
Several businesses in the area are starting to close down. Can only hope this toilet bowl will soon follow as well. Need some weed or coke? Just hang out in front of skin or the pawn shop for 5 minutes. Some one will hook you up. Belleview Blvd is all dope and drop houses. By the way that whore Mila now works at the Candy Store. She has herpes and fucks niggers just like the Skin kittens. Go Scottsdale!
The Candystore has the most pretty girls & we give the best dances. We're not pushy, we're not ghetto we know how to party& have a good time!!So if you like cheap cold beer, pretty girls and rock this is the place for you!!!
How do you guys win awards? You don't have a full staff of decent looking girls. The comment about the girls smoking is all too true. I have seen some of those girls in the light. I actually went up to this place called candystore and they had a bunch of pretty girls. I talked to some of them and they had previously worked for you or babes. Thats gotta be saying something.
Wow!Jocelyn is soooo hot!!! She's the best girl there!!! Love ya Jocelyn!
Came in to visit for my first time after seeing all the "skin kittens" on the back of the local magazine. Can we say "AMEN!" to airburshing? The supposed "twins" I hear about arent even hot at all, and have the bodies of a 12 year old boy. In about the 25 girls that where there, I would say maybe 2 of them where actually cute without the blacklight. (only because I saw them outside, and word to management, some of those girls do not need to be outside smoking when they look like they do) My wifey was hotter then ANY of your girls. She was getting asked if she worked there at all when I wasnt around.. sad!
Rumors are flying thick and fast the you are going out of "business." Perhaps you could lay the rumors to rest. Also, a previous comment said the owner was a drunk on drugs fuckings hos that work there. Hmmmmmmmmm. How could anyone in their right mind believe something like that? The nerve of some people eh!
I hope you are right. I would love to see this hole go out of business.
I hear Skins is missing payments to their employees. When that happens the end is around the corner for a club. Have fun with that losers.
I hear he has herpes too! Got it from one of the Skin hookers who gang banged a bunch of blacks. HIV anyone?
I didn' say the owner is a drunk on durgs fuckin ho's that work at this dump. But I hear that all the time is it true?
Mr F U SKIN I'm a bit confused.... Did you like the club or didn't you ??
Fuck your ugly WHORES, your spic bartender and spic waitress, fuck your NIGGER videos, fuck your wigger and nigger bag boys, fuck your Vegas pawn shop buddy! Get the point? Reality check! DA GREAT DEPRESSION II is gonna be coming FO SO son! It ain't the heat bitch!!!
She used to work here as a bartender and dancer. Very hot girl with long blonder hair. Does she still come in here? Is she at another club?
So, in recent news, I've learned that more people have been let go, including the gracious Andy, which I'm totally steamed about!! But on the plus side, Skin is looking pretty hott!! Hope to actually go and chill rather than pop in for 20 mins to see who's there or who's not.Everything has been revamped, bar, barstools, VIP sections (finally those glass doors I heard so much about in the past, were installed), new stage(s), etc. You can def see a lot better in here now, the lights aren't as dim. Still a number of the same great girls here, and rest of staff...Seriously, go check this place out, its almost like a brand new club up in this piece!
There probably are a few more bros and hos at Pink over in Glendale.
You can always tell when summer comes and business slows in the strip clubs. Their rejects start writing smack about the clubs they consider competiton. And that is why they are writing about bros and hos at this club. Probably the lowest ratio of those in town at this club. Try something else. lmfao
Well first of all almost all the dancers at Skin are white. And not all the dancers are hookers (jut most of them). So common sense says that most of the dancers that are hookers would be white. If you are not a hooker why would you possibly care what people say on this "forum". Unless, of course you really think topless bars are a business where hookers would never ever work.
As a black dancer, most of my customers were " Legitimate white businessmen". Its funny beacuse if u ask any black dancer most of u dummies are paying our rent. No club will hire a girl if she dosent have some potential.. Lay off. Lie is too damn hard and short. How about I treat u to City Hall sometime. I'll let u ride in my 750...
Dey be chargin fo da buffet now son.
Shit man dey done got rids of da free BBQ on Sundays! No mo pok and beans!
Is the black bathroom "attendant" still going to the stage to tip the hookers along with the rest of the homey's?
There not a unusually large number of blacks at any of the two Scottsdale clubs as some person posted. Skin is a good safe club.
To the one posting lies about this being a black club & full of hookers, grow up. It does you no good & will not help you like your life. You are always going to be a miserable person until you fix your own life & find your own success. Making up lies about a successful club isn't going to better your life or make you a success even if you work at another club. Skin isn't a black club & doesn't allow hookers. It is obvious you have issues that go beyond not liking the club or you wouldn't obsess. Let go of all the hate. You'll be happier and it will get you much further in life than making fake posts online ever will..
What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit!
trying to find out if there is a dancer here a little older, long blonde hair, very busty, w/ very large nipples and blue eyes that goes by Lisa or Rain.
No, they are totally open.
Did SKIN shut down!!?? Anyone know whats going on? Heard they got shut down afew nights ago!!
Hey Businessman, ha ha!! You sound like all them other insecure White Honkeys that get jealous when you see us with your white women, ha ha!! Don't be mad cause we pack more meat than you pinkie dick muthafuckas!! I've fucked many white strippers from the Valley, don't worry you can have my leftovers cracka!!!
What's up with all the niggers in Scottsdale you ask? It's called drugs and prostitution my friend. These whores will not only leave with you but they will give you a lift. Many of the "customers" at Skin and Babes take the bus from the ghetto to get there. You don't even need cash to get them just some half way decent coke will do. Upscale Scottsdale right? If you don't like what's going down call the Scottsdale PD and let them know "what's up." They even have an anomymous tip line @ 480 312 8477. Maybe they will send in an "undercover brother" to bust some of the pimps and hookers.
No joke there are niggers everywhere at this hole and Babe's is even worse. What is up with all the niggers in Scottsdale lately? Send them back to the sticks where they belong.
Stopped by last Sunday for the all you can eat BBQ. It's still nigger infested. I wonder if there is a connection between the two.
Go to BSC instead. You can get much, much more for your money there.
I was here a few weeks ago. Forgot getting one dollar bills to tip the hookers. They refuse to carry dollar bills. You can only get two dollar bills. I had not seen a two dollar bill for over TEN years until coming here. Every other strip club in the Valley gives one dollar bills. Why are the hookers at Skin worth a 100% premium over the hookers at Bourbon Street or Sonnys. Skin you SUCK!!!!!!!
Just a wondering does Warren still manage this club?
Don't forget the spics!
If you don't work there or go there how do you know it's nigger infested? So much anger toward blacks can't be normal. Try therapy or just stay away like you claim you have. But that can't be true if you know so much about the decor, ey? LMAO
All the dancers at skin are definitely not hookers. I had a laugh about that New Times cover it was from 5-6 years ago n showed no one from skin. The cover was picked by Times to represent the Best of Phoenix issue not skin. we only had a mention for winning so the cover was matted with the article to show where it came from not because they worked here. The big model shots of the entertainers look much better I think. Check the second on the right. Sexy! Ryan the black bartender hasn't been working here since early summer. I think he works at Babe's and maybe Acme. Nice guy but he hung with alot of black guys. He left and they followed him.
I ran into Casey a few weeks ago. She is no longer working here. She was one of the few strippers working at Skin that was not a hooker. Anyway, I told her that I no longer go to Skin because it's nigger infested. Her response, "it's still like that especially at nights!" When I say niggers I am not referring to half black half white Barrack Obama look a likes in a suit and tie. I am talking 100% black from da ghetto! Slang dat cane for da table dances. Skin wants the business! Even a nigger bartender to complete the package. Sorry Skin but taking down the New Times picture of the fat black pimp and the white hookers didn't do much to change things now did it. P.S. The BET rap videos are awesome!
Do they still have all you can eat BBQ on Sunday's? The ribs are finger licking good! Just remember to wipe your juicy fingers befo grabbin Trinity's white ass. Got money ya'll!
She works at Babe's now. Christie's made a HUGE mistake letting her go.
She used to work at Christie's but got fired. Did she start working at this club? Thanks for any information.
Nah they be down the skrit. Dress code yo.
Skin is top of the line and the dancers are hot.
Any other great #%*!@ celebrities other than Shawn & Javon come in there? How about Lil Wayne & T Paine?
No one can deny that this is a great club.
This place is the best place in AZ, they have the hottest dancers and waitress, nowhere else can compare.
Yo why you be hatin so much with yo babys trash talkin. What did this place do to you. Charge you cover charge? They be cool at skins and it aint nothin like you say so why you keep postin lies. You aint goin to find a better group of customers than here in az. This aint phoenix, the ghetto or hick town. Skins aint got to resort to smack talk about other clubs to be on top yo. Try yo fake nigga talk about skins to be funny and try to get yours but skin still be #1 and you still be sittin home alone listening to crickets - or on your stage??? Grow up babys.
damn im from ohio...thinkin about movin to arizona n stayin wit my mom out there.. this sounds like a nice club.. esp if they really play bet music videos.. kuz that dude is right im a white girl n love to shake my asss tryna be in a video one day!
Saw what homey! Shawn & Javon be coming in there 4 real? I gotta get me dem niggas autograph. That's right not all da brothers gotta slang to get da white bitches. I know them Scottsdale crackers in suites don't want da brothas in here but the Skin bitches love me and my dollas. Holla for da all you can eat BBQ and 2 FO 1 white bitches on Sundays.
Someone is mad because Skin is doing better than their club and they might get fired because of it. They come here and are making up stuff to try and keep people away from Skin because they think it will help them. News flash! Skin is a fun club with hot dancers and sexy waitresses. If you are looking for one of the best you should check out this place.
Shawn Marion, Javon Walker and Jamie Fox all make millions and are nice no need to be afraid because they are black and frequent skin. I think you are describing Eric who is black, big, wears a fat chain and spends alot of money on dancers. He will not hurt you either even if you are a punk. He is in restraunt bar business and does not cause trouble anywhere. They do not let in thugs as you would like to have people think. If you feel so strong against blacks of any social bracket there is a fun white supremacy club near by. No dancers but you might enjoy it more because only one color there. White. If from Scottsdale you should know where it is. 5 of 100 not bad from where I sit.
What's up ya'll. Just made FO hundred dis week from ya know! Now I be headed to Skin cuz that's the phat ass club. They always be playin da best videos from BET so dem white bitches can shake their booties for da brothers that be hustlin. Hell yeah!
If this place was so ghetto then why did we just win best strip club of the entire westcoast???? We just won this award, so go crawl back to your phoenix clubs where there are ghetto fabulous establishments.