If you don't find this cat a home by Friday, i am calling the Dept of health !!!! you should be ashamed of yourself, and anybody who let this happen.... Put down the crack pipe and set that pussy free!!
I drove in from Diego with my girl to work here, club was beautiful .... thought this would be a great time.. Some guy took us to the office where it smelled like cat piss and out of nowhere the cat came out and attacked me ..WTF!! Aren't there some kind of laws against this?
WTF !!! how long are you going to keep this cat in the office?? the smell almost knocked me out ... isn't there some sort of animal cruelty law to prevent this... NASTY!!
This used to be a favorite spot for lots of dove hunters. Now it is a shit hole. 5 bucks for a beer? No AC? It's like they are trying to run this place into the ground on purpose. No way in hell we are going back!
I know what you mean. went back after a long time and ended up sweating through my jeans. This place has gone to shit. How can anyone sit and enjoy these girls when it is 100 degrees inside. The bartender, MIke was sweating all over the drinks and denied that it was hot when asked to boost the ac. Personally, I think the ac is broken and the owner is too cheap to get it fixed. Someone should call the labor board and report these assholes.
"Old friend" and "Zac" if you ever read this and facebook is still available you can try "Simone" or Lisa Pena i would enjoy hearing from you..
Hi! I am flattered someone remembered me after a few years! I am still in Phoenix and doing well.
Was there around the end of Oct. I had a great time. The girls were hot as hell so were there lap dances. I will be back.
wow.no shit tried it fri lunch.we ate as fast as we could.it was so friggin hot and stunk like dirty ass.didnt even bother with saturday lunch. went back sat night F ing hot.girls where pretty and friendly.but they where all covered in sweat, as where we again. i found the manager asked him to turn on the AC. he said yes he would.one hour later not a thing came out of the vent over our heads. i asked a dancer ithink her name was coco to take me to manager again. i told him hes a liar and that he didnt do shit. F this place.yuma with no AC is right. feel bad for dancers.
wow.another dove season in yuma.stopped comming to platinum years ago when they raised beer prices specialy for the hunters.thaught we would try again.friday lunch not prime rib maybe some kind of roast.but girls where very pretty and nice .waitress same. she was great.all the girls where covered in sweat. we just got in from desert now we are sweating in platinum.i asked can someone turn on the a/c? the girls said no the owner refuses to, we suffer every night also.what a clown. he's bartending with sweat all over his face.hes dressed like a homless person scooping ice with his hands after wiping his sweaty body. 4.75 a beer at noon in yuma with no a/c.you guys are lucky to ever see a sandiego customer again. what a joke .get a new owner.
So as i was saying a few nights ago, my husband and I went in for some drinks. I took a picture of the chair he was sitting in and not to my surprise, well you can see for yourself. Fucking gross. It looks like a mixture of booze, sweat, cum and vomit....Who the hell would run an establishment like this. Gentlemans Club my ASS!!! The whore houses in mexico are better run and more managed than this place. Dont even get me started about the A/C, this place needs to be burned, quarantined, hazmat scrubbed and then concreted over. Worse place ever.
What the F%$k are you for real????? was here tdy from texas, and it was hot as balls in this jack shack..... Why would you not have a/c in this place ? Thats like people living in the desert bitchin about wheres the watter!!!! Next time ill stay out in the field and sit by a camp fire.. F ing ASS CLOWNS!@($+
My husband and I went in and the place was a wreck!!! Super dirty!!! Took a picture of a chair they all looked so nasty !!! Hopefully I dont get A rash of some sort. Wish my phone would let me upload the pic super gross
First time... last time!!!!
Nice club, great staff and great looking girls! I cant believe they dont have air condition gosshhh come on its fucking Yuma!!!
No matter what i do , this rash between my legs will not go away... Went to the doctor, and he said i got some type of bacteria from damp wet cloth. then i remembered working in this sweet shop in no air conditioning. The guy i was dancing for was sweeting , i was sweeting, and everyone in the place was sweeting. Guess i ll say in san diego ...
Dude what is up with this place??? I was here Friday night after ingot of shift fora beer and some entertainment , it was so F ing hit and I was sweating so much I thought I had pissed my pants. Next time , I think I'll just stay on base and watch Internet porn. Buy some air conditioners . Fu*k!!
Please some one tell the assclown that runs this palce to buy some A/C units.. If i wanted to feel like iwas in an oven, i woud go and lay out on the runway at the air station.. ASSCLOWN!!!!!
Fuck this place, it's hot as fuck, the strippers stink, literally, the building stinks, again literally. Driving in there almost feels as though I've gone off road, the parking lot is horrible, the front door person was rude. The whole atmosphere is just waaay off. I'm waiting for the cops to come raid the place. The men's restroom, don't even get me started. On top of it, not that as a man I'm complaining, the girls are way too whorish. Half of them look like they're on crack.. I pray for the day this place burns to the ground. - kosher-
Im here now it's hot as fuuuuuuckkk!! Smells horrible too!!!
Webt there a few Fridays ago. Yuma was Having a rain storm. The while building was humid as hell! And it smelt like ass on a 19 week old dead dog sprayed by a skunk!!! The bathroom floor was covered in moisture from the rain it was extremely slippery and my shoes were sticking to the carpet everywhere I walked. The girl were pretty well some of them and they were nice but they were busy fanning themselves because it was it was so nasty inside I asked the manager to turn down the air but all he said he could do was apologize. Get some a.c for Christ sake!!! It's fuckin Yuma!
Love the club, only complaint is you should install a 2 way mirror in front of your DJ, last thing I want to see is a dude when watching girls on stage
WTF does this place have A/C or what????? Was here saturday night, and i had to go outside to cool off!!!! If you come here, you better bring a block of ice with you...
Cadin (Sorry if I spelled that wrong) is smokin' hot and she knows how to make you keep begging for more! She has an awesome personality and very cool to talk to.... Sorry I have to work so much while I am here, or I would be spending more time with her!
just got several dances from Sophia.......she is wonderful, a very pretty lady....
Hey Girls, I just want to say "Thanks". None of you asks for the crap you get from uys who are just "A-holes". I really like all of you and want the best for you. I'll be back in about a month. Looking forward to it.
Hi there. I am an exotic dancer from Phoenix. I currently dance at Bourbon Street Circus in Phoenix. Was very curious about your neck of the woods. How's business?? Would it be worth my time to come down for the day?? What's the tip out and all that?? Thanks!
is the best looking woman ever!! Wow, she is also very wealthy!
oh sorry ...how could I leave my girl next door...without a face...I'm sorry my love...You told me you love me...I love you too....here I want to make you famous......hope to see you r feel you soon my blondie.
I've been coming here for a few years and things are real slow right now. But there are still some great dancers that will take care of you. Stop in and see Vanessa, Sophia or Parris. They will do you right. Don't forget about the shooter girls (Devan) and the waiteress. If you take care of them they will make sure that you are taken care of.
Been there done that and been kicked out a number of times. Old farts like to have fun too but this club only sees green and nothing else which is what they are there to do. The only good dancers left are Candice & Rachel (The tall one). these girls have been real nice too me all the time.They give the best dances at the club. I know longer go to the club because of the drama and BS. God bless you two girls for being they for me.
you mean stinky??? tell that cunt that even though she is "latina" she still needs to wash that smelly ass twat!!!
is the best. She has the best hair and the best body and the best musi c and the most outifts of any dancer is Arizona. Wow she is the best dancer platnum ever ever ever!!!
Ok as much as I would like to belive that the "Girls Next Door" are going to be there, I don't think so. As much as I like the club, why would they be in Yuma or at the Platinum ? Sorry This has to be BULL SHIT !!!!!!
Hello all--don't forget that all three of the stars of the "Girls Next Door" reality show on E will be feature dancing here Friday May 30 and Saturday May 31. Dont forget to bring cash for tips and autographs! Get ready to meet your favorite Playmate!
Mandy should model? Yeah maybe if some company comes up with some new way to hide the bigesst forehead in history of man! Thats okay though, shes easy enough to make up for that... you can get her to get down with you even if her man friend is watching while he works there. I would know, I did it in the VIP! What can I say, Im a hell of a swinger!
Wow!! I went in their last sat and all i got to say is the girl Lilly from SD is the hottest one in there, shes got the nicest tits and curves in all the right places... shes prolly one of the only dancers in their to suppport themselves thru college and not their drug habit. The dances were so sensual and seductive... Very nice. Start hiring more girls like her and less black girls and i am sure the club would bring in more customers
I'm seeking a dancer who visits from SD named "Nevaeh". Saw here at Platinum nearly a year ago. She was great to hang out with and incredibly sexy dancer. Nevaeh, if you are out there, let me know when you will be back around, or where you are dancing now!
hey its cool, every one is entitled to thier own opinions. Im sorry that you and other feel that way. Kinda wierd though, that you are the one being mean to me for no reason. While I, remain calm. I worked my ass off before i went into surgery and needed some time off to recoup. Ill be back soon. Maybe I just had a bad adittude from exhaustion. Either way, Its too bad you feel that way. I dont feel much has changed except for some bigger shirts. HEE HEE
Nope not phil. Who ever that is. hey true that if I got a new car I would be proud and show it a little but it wouldn't change who I was. You use to be one of the cool girl but the tits they changed you girl. Not just the way you looked either. The way you act! I have asked other "local regulars" kinda makes us sad we spent oney on you before the tits. We thought between your personality and your looks you where hot then. Now you are a statistic. Bigger tits - Bigger Bitchier attitude. Hope it does where off girl. For your money sake.
Hey, what girl wouldnt be rockin the NEW titties.. I dont act bitchy to any one that didnt do something to deserve it. Im sure this is probably Phil who wrote this, he being the only person that I personally have a problem with. If not, well, sorry if I offended you, but wouldnt you be excited if you got a new car.(well my boobs are my new car) Dont worry. Im sure the newness will go away. And as for my coolness factor, hmmmmm i didnt think a material item changed ones personality. muah
This club is so awful now. All of the girls that where cool to hang with and to look at are gone. The only on left is victoria. And what about all this young girls? I mean sure it is an easy lay every time you go in but come on. My buddy got something from Mandy! Not a suprise. Her and Cat sleep with anything that has an extra ten dollars! So for a cheap easy lay with a fat dumb blonde or a cracked out bag of bones hey this place is great. For a real show go to vegas! The girls that made the club are gone. Oh and Kara, just because you have boobs now doesn't mean you can turn your cool personality into a raging bitch on a tit high!
give Yuma a try. You can catch the 3:10 to Yuma Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.
Every club has drama, put a bunch of girls together and it's inevitable. I had a friend that used to dj here, and he said the money was ok here. Now girls, what are the house fees? Curious if it's worth a 3 hour to Yuma. Vegas has been slower than molasses.
Anybody know whats up with Oceana? Still in town, working? Tell her to give mike a call.
Nice lipliner in your pic. Very Mexican looking. Nice saggy tits too, why dont you f*ck someone and get yourself a lift and a tit job?? Oh wait...you are a cheap fucking meth addicted slut.
Candy come and suck my dick again ......too bad you are gone .....where did you go? i miss you
Fyi honestly i don't have enough time nor energy to waste on writing negative things about people inside the strip club. you haven't worked up enough energy for that yet sorry. what you do is your buisness and has nothing to do with me. i sure in the hell wouldn't want anyone airing my dirty laundry over this fucked up website thats for sure. so maybe you should look around you cause obviously i'm not the only person who dislikes you! **kisses**
Well, since the last time I read all this drama about platinum I had to go and check it out to see the fuss was about. To my surprise the place is not too bad...yeah, I seen some ugly ones...i wouldn't even give a second look...But, I also seen 2 beauties that caught my eye for sure. She goes by Rachel. It's like love at first sight w/ this one. The other one is Sophia. this one is on fire. These two didn't have my flame burned out. Gorgeous ladies that carry themselves well. I will be going back without a doubt to see these two again. JS
Uumm, i wonder who typed this shit........about me? leelee aka - snagatooth aka saggy tatas......anyways to everyone out there. i don't do that! i good girl! haha love, me "bitches"
so just so you all know I got a dance from Idalis and that nasty bitch stuck her finger inside herself and put it in my mouth thinking that it was sexy... yeah well i got the fucking clap from that whore! watch it guys you don't know whos crawling with what out there!
james what you said is true!! she does look like an alien, maybe even sloth from the movie goonies!! bad ass mutha fucka- i think i know of the girl you talking about, she had crotch rott!! she wasnt really worth the money either!!
mandy is not hot. she has a huge protruding alien head!
Fuck, I miss Alex the midget stripper!
I hit up platinum caberet about a month or so ago. I was in there for about 2 minutes before this hot ass black/Latin chick (can't remember her name) asked me if I wanted a dance. I asked her what the deal on the VIP room was. She said $120 for 3 songs. She said it was worth it. So I said ok. We went back and she said for another $100 we could do whatever. I was all for it. So I nailed her, told her I had to run to the ATM for the dinero, she said to clean up in the bathroom and she'd meet me out there, I headed to the bathroom, and out the front door. It's not illegal if you don't pay. BAM! I'll bet she was PISSED! I did it again!
im seriously embarrassed to work here. oh please, gods from above, bring something better to my life then working at this discrace of a club.
This place is the best little whorehouse in this town. I'm a happy motherfucker. I get my money's worth.
lol.thats hillarious..RA....!!!!!!!! we all know who wrote that comment if u want me to hook u up...BRING SUM MONEY!! remember we R JUST striP!!!!!!!!...whatevet biatch do u really think im gonna get mad cause f that...LOL at least u took the time to post this....YEAH i'LL give u a discount COME in!!!.......dont hate....JOIN IN!!!....how does my pussy taste biATCH U KNOW u tasteD now u R talkin SHit HMMM i love it peace............out........
mandy's the hottest...you should model.
This message is for Victoria the veneluelan chick...hook a brother up again!! I will be out there sometime soon. I miss that handjob and I wanna go downtown again :P Girl, can I at least get a discount?....I'm not just a one time customer. :) Pretty please? This is Chubby Ray from Cherry Valley...I hope u remember me. :) I miss you girl.
my, my, my, does this place have some drama........just so happened to read the reviews below.
I go to this club alot and let me tell you something. These san d girls you are wanting to come back are a nightmare. They stold my buddies wallet and they have realness to them. They will come long enought to steal your money and lie to you and then laugh at you later. At least the everyday girls are nice! They may not do the deeds that these cali girls do but hey they will hang out and drink and make the time fun for the money not take the money and run.
what an idiot.. talking to the confused guy. Why would some dancers talk shit about themselves? And by the way, dancers are people too.. not just "strippers" Some, very few, are actually kinda normal. Its not fair of you too put any one down for what they do for work.. a trash man, macdonald's worker, or even your shitty job. Thanks.. and the next time you come in.. bring money!!
well i dont really like oceana but if she says it wasnt her which i doubt it it has to be rachel cause she actually acts like her shit dont stink and with that bitchy attitude....but it couldve also been kara cause she lost weight and lost her gut.....or maybe victoria which i dont think she is ugly but got an attitude problem too who knows thay are all strippers anyway.
I just wanted to say that whoever thinks that it was me that posted that bad comment up about the girls if you check the date i was in the hospital having the baby on that day its her birthday hellooo there is no way that i could have posted it if i have to ill even bring in a hospital bracelet to to prove to you that it wasnt me. I love the club and all the girls there to risk my reputation by talking crap about someone else from the club.
oceana everybody knows is you talkin shit....talkin about kara losin her gut she gave it to you hehehe.....you look like a gremlin so go back to your cage!! are you sure you gave birth it looks that you still have a little creature inside you.....bye
Dont be jealous... hee hee hee. That takes skill
Where are my San Diego girls?! I?m tired of going in and being disappointed. Time to vent!!! Kara lost her gut...now has no butt...please stop shaking your deflated ass it?s making me sick! Sofia needs Zoloft and all the crazy pills out there. The waitress that flashes her black pepperoni nipples?please stop you are DISCUSTING! Rachel?stuck up bitch walking around thinking your shit don?t stink. Talking about shit, Tatum, your breath stank, smells like you ate some shit! Raquel, hey drunkie, are you pregnant? Top notch hooker Victoria has one ugly face I think Coco?s her mom. Nasty bitches!!!!! DIEGO GIRLS COME BACK please!!!
I just went yesterday and it was quite an enjoyable experience. Rachel was super friendly and had an amazing voice. My only complaint was not with the club but some of its patrons. There were quite a few marines there and one even attempted to steal my phone off of the table while my buddy was talking to a waitress. That and they kept commentating on the lapdance i was receiving. Oh how I wish I made more money so that i could spend more at this place.
the club really sounds lame but to let you all know the san diego girls were just there and there on monday threw wednesday and some of them just went back their on friday how would i know? im from san diego and my ex goes there all the time to dance.
Actually, there's also no Jasmine, Foxy, Justice or Racheal either. Some of these girls left to go to Texas, I hear its really rockin out there but these women are still in town, working at the "other club". Apparently the owner is a real jerk with a capital "A" and has been letting girls go for stupid reasons. Other girls are just sick of the owner and left. San diego girls will be back when the season kicks back in. The owner ruined relationships with the local girls, too bad, not so smart!! Now Topper's is receiving the gorgeous girls from Platinums, ...go see them over there, Topper's is more laid back and fun anyway.
What happened to this club? No Deja, Honey, Foxy, Kara, Chastity, and no San Diego girls. This place has really gone to shit. Not even a bathroom attendant. This place sucks. Why is this. I don't understand.
A mom, cool! Really wish her the best. Thanks for the update. =)
Oceana is an amazing entertainer, that's for sure, however, she's trying her hand at motherhood, ...she's due in August. She's relaxing the rest of her pregnancy and then who knows after that.
I was working a job in Yuma last augest and went here almost everyday after work, and there was an amazing dancer here named Osheana(or Oceana, not sure). I was wondering if she was still there or if anyone knew where she went to.
David...is that u posting as LIAR! ??? Holy shit dude, , , had i known she was as fucked up as she was u could have had her!!!
yeah PARIS thats why U asked for $1000 cause you were gonna get "evicted" and left town and didnt pay back and u used it to support ur loser DJ, , , , , , and i can name other amounts if u want me to......hope people in colorado read this...
Hey Honey, Lee Lee, Foxy, Deja, and anyone else I forgot, whats up? Just checkin on u guys...and you were right, you cant make a hoe a housewife!!! LOL
Chyna, Thank you. I hope San Diego has been nice this week for you.
Yuma could definetely use another club. One with some class. I have heard of alot of interest but nobody can actually back it up. The only 2 clubs in town could both use some serious help in thier own way. Im sure clients and employee's both could use a better change. You would almost be destined for success considering the reputations of the clubs that are already here are not that great. Good Luck!
Traveling to Yuma for a couple of days and checking out the strip clubs. Two are listed, are there any more? If Yuma is strong enough to support another club...who knows.
hee hee hee.. this thing is funny!! Keep writing people.. your entertaining me!!
Does anyone know if "The Gallery" in Winterhaven is still open or what the phone number is? Thanks!
To those who were bitchin.... i am a smart bitch, I dont have 1000 kids, my ex is great, and owing everyone money?? THATS funny, I was there damn near every single night for a year working. Probably posted by some stupid kid that spent way to much money and left with an unsatisfied hard on, and I can name a few. So if its you, go cry, get over it, get a life. Its a strip club, not a whore house. Blake did move to colorado, so did I. I am doing my thing and he is doing his. Hope all of the girls that I left are doing great........
Hey, I'm looking for Lilly. I heard she is the drunkest stripper around and she does special favors for customers who give her some extra money. Like this guy in Missouri, some college teacher, and then a couple of places in Maryland. I think one was Kaos and some shithole is Dundalk. I just want to see her plastered on stage. Have heard great things.
Nice club, good music, beautiful woman, what eles can I ask for. Got a grib of dances with this little Asian cutie with the fat ass name Gee. She made my night, she's the best dancer there. I'll be back soon.
I believe the "local" person so "politely concerned" with DJ Blake and Paris is probably the husband/soon-to-be-ex-husband of Paris. For the safety and welfare for these two, I would suggest that if anyone does know something, please do not be stupid and think you're giving information to just someone concerned. I have been in a situation similar to this and when dealing with an unstable spouse who is trying to be vindictive is not a safe situation to be in. Some endings to these types of stories are fatal!! This is not DJ Blake or Paris, by the way.
This was my first experience in this club...... & this fucking saggy titty stripper bitch...."leelee" jumped me from the stage! like a lion!! because, i didn't want to look at that ghetto booty hopping ass! bitch, i rather burn all my money again then donate it to you..... word of advice to all fools that go in: don't sit front stage if you are not going to look....because you will get attacked & scratched.....by: a stripper, a 50 year old dike that hits like a bitch, & skinny black fool that thinks he's hard.
Check out the girls that come from san diego. They are all hot. The one asian with all the tattoos looks hard but is beautiful and sweet. About the only one that won't rip you off and gives great dances. They even get better in the vip.
nice looking place for Yuma but very poorly run this place needs some work in the friendly department. Very stuck up atmosphere don't really recommend this place to anyone.
$5.00 for a damn beer??? And to top it off i get the pleasure of having an asshole with an attitude serve it to me!!! Makes me really want to come back. Other than the over priced drinks, and the dancers who seemed like they couldn't care less whether they worked or not it was fine...translation, IT SUCKED.
Let me tell you all of you girls are awesome, but there is something i didn't like. Most of the girls that i got dances from were complaining about the management and owner. I just wanted to have a good time, but listening to all the stories about owners and manager it was depressing, but by taking care of them they forgot about it. Who ever is the manger or owner these girls deserve a lot for working so hard, platimum has so many beautiful girls inside and out, and of course some really cold ones that could be making more money, but thats the way they are, but over all i loved it. Just don't make the girls mad and make them talk shit about the place the work at.... go platimum!!!!!!!!!
Why do stippers think their shit don't stink? I know it's part of the game to lie about yourself, but damn these girls will tell you ANYTHING for money..and some do a whole lot more for 10 bucks. Don't they know that no one cares that they get a finger show or their dick sucked or what kind of freaky shit the girls do because in the end they are nothing but whores. But hey girls whatever makes you your money since you obviously have no real talent or brains, go for it!!!!!!!
Foxy is the hottest!!! I would luv to do some thangs to her fo sho! She has the best lips on the planet (i'm talkin' bout the ones on her face...)
question? has anyone ever seen dejas real hair?how old is the knew shooter girl? recently i have been thinking does this club have a weight requirment?lee lee been there did that fuck that wasnt all that. victoria looks ten time better without her boob job why dont you let rachel borrow them for her ass. foxy gained a lot of weight did she stop doing drugs? besides all of that the club is great, and i always have a good time.
first i would like to say the club is beautiful. second i got a dance from cheri and she showed me her pussy for only ten dollors. third paris needs a cheese burger.fourth sadie needs to get off speed. fifth alana smells like a citris garden.six honey has great tits no ass.and is sophia ever going to take a bath and comb her hair.
If you come in here with the right mind set you can have a realy good time. It's not Phoenix, San Diego or Vegas. It's YUMA ! Enjoy it! The girls work hard (most of the time) ! They have a job to do. Keep us drunk, horny guys entertained. For the most part they do a good job. Cheri, Sadie & Isabell you rock !
To all who think LeeLee is the hottest....you gotta be kidding me. She has the saggest tits I have ever seen looking like a banana boat!! She is the fakest person I think in there. She doesn't remember telling me things about the other girls because when I went back she told me something different. I wanted to keep feeding her some tic tacs or atleast give her some gum when she talks...smells like she had skunk for dinner...