Worst time ever, no girls dancing, just all frikken fat cows trying to make money for the pimp ,took a cousin there to have fun but not even that we left after 10 minutes, went to goldiggers instead, they do mean business and a good time. Last time I'm coming here at city lights.
Beware of this place, it's shady. A girl gave me 2 dances, we agreed on a price, then the bouncer grabs my phone/credit cards/keys which were sitting on a table next to me and tells me I owe her $100. I tried to get my stuff back and the dude goes MMA on me, like overboard beating me down (I was drunk, admittedly, but possibly roofied because I had 4 drinks and I drink fairly regularly...??) They're a bunch of vultures in there I'm telling you, STAY AWAY!!! I filed a police report, but Im sure nothing will come of it.
If you like seeing little titties, no ass and a whole lot of stretch marks then this is the place to go. By far the worst strip club I've ever been to, seems like they hire anyone. The girls can't even dance. Not one of those girls put on a good show. Zero talent at this location. Plus they over charge for beer, 6 bucks a bottle :/
Well it's Fresno nothing special. The interior of the club is huge overcrowded with dudes and maybe about 5 dancers working so good luck getting a dance this joint could use a lot more girls since they lack entertainers. The beers they serve are ice cold though so that's a plus. Other than that it's Fresno...
It was my first time at a strip club in Fresno. Sadly I am disappointed in the girls.... but I guess that can't be helped. It was a very dark stage so it made me feel like tgey were hiding something. Overall I had a good time reguardless playing pool. Funny thing was I guessed we picked a table with 2 number thirteen balls and 2 number 1 balls.
First off I have to say that the bartenders are horrible at this place. For a Friday night there was really not that many people there, especially at the bar yet I waited almost 15 min before someone finally gave us a beer and then never even got a second beer because no one would come around to see if we wanted more. I even tried waving one of the bar tenders down and they ignored me. Ive never been to a strip club before so idk... is that normal? Because I can walk in a bar on a very busy Friday night and always get a beer no problem.I didn't have any problem with any of the girls in terms of how they look. They had a variety of women there and I actually preferred the curvy women better myself since they actually had boobs to look at. I would had rated this place a negative star though and the reason for that is because I got kicked out over the most stupidest thing everThis one girl was up on the pole and she never took her top off... wore some dress looking thing the whole time then she gets off the stage and starts trying to collect money. She comes up to me and my group looking at us and one of the guys in my group told her he wasn't giving her money because she didn't do anything. She was the only one to not take her top off. Well she kept on walking and kept looking back at us staring us down. Another girl got up on the stage and took her top off right away and my friend said, "yeah thats what I want to see at a strip club"Well the non topless stripper herd that and she got all crazy on us. Ran up to us and started cussing us out. We were just laughing about it and she kept on and on just cussing us out. So she finally left and we were like wtf just happened?? Shes going to get mad because we wanted to see her topless??? She is a stripper at a strip club.... THATS HER JOB, hahaha. Anyways I dont know what she told the bouncer but we got kicked out. So my first experience was bad and I wont be going back. I wouldnt even recommend this place to anyone unless you want to get cussed out by the strippers for not stripping, lol.
I don't even know where to begin, but I'll do my best. I often find comfort in things staying the same, but that's not the case here. It's literally the exact same place it was 13 years ago, which is the last time I went there. I'd even go so far as to say that many of the "girls" look as if they've been there just as long. My boyfriend and I are financially stable, so spending $5.50 for a Newcastle isn't a big deal for us....in fact I made the statement that at least the beer is reasonable and there's a few pool tables. We were thrown off a bit by the fact that for the first ten minutes or so there were absolutely no strippers to be found, anywhere. (And we got there right around 9pm, so it wasn't like they just opened). That was just really bizarre. No strippers in a strip club....strange concept. They eventually surfaced though. There was a cute "cow-girl" who looked promising, but proved to be disappointing in the end. She refused to take her top off (does she not know where she works?) and was so clueless during her set that she didn't realize my bf and I were sitting at the corner of the stage with a stack of bills! I thought strippers could smell a five dollar bill a mile away! Their version of "the girl next door" is so bad that if that was the case, I'd move. The choices you have here are pretty much the coked out girl with a dazed and confused look on her face or the girl that looks like she just finished off a platter of ribs at Famous Dave's....Oh, and all the strippers huddled around in a circle at the corner of the bar like it was an 8th grade dance....that's if they weren't spending their hard earned money on one of the electronic gaming machines. All in all, it was one of those times that it was so bad that it became funny.
eh, pretty greasy joint. prices are fair I guess. the pool tables and cues need some massive attention! Girls are hot on the weekends, $14.25 for a pitcher of domestic and $16 for imported. bathrooms are always disgusting and need cleaning at least twice a day. only gave 3 stars because this place is closer and less expensive than gold diggers.
This place is a DUMP!!!!!!!! I went there before a few years ago. I just visited again last month. It's the same boring place it was 2 years ago. SNORE!!!!!!! They should be embarrassed for even charging a cover. Felt like asking for my money back. Don't expect the bartender to ask u what you want to drink either. To BZ doin nothing to serve patrons unless U ask. Went to Gold diggers instead for some girl action. See my review there. Avoid this place.
I was visiting a friend in Fresno, and we decided to go out for drinks on a Friday night. We ended up driving past this place, which looked a little sketchy from the outside, but once we got inside it was very promising. My two main complaints about "adult" bars are (1) a lack of beautiful women employees and (2) disturbing crowds of guys who are taking things way too seriously. City Lights avoided both problems.The dancers were very attractive, and a few were exceptional. Paige, Charlie, Kelly, Tiffani, and Stevie all made good impressions on the stage and off. Janice gave one of the most acrobatic and exciting shows I've ever seen, and I've been to Vegas. The crowd was a good mix of men and women, old and young, with all races represented and no obvious thugs. The club's DJ was not nearly as annoying as some clubs. The cover charge is $5, and lap dances are $20. With a $17 pitcher of beer, we were both able to get out without breaking the bank.While the club is advertised as topless, it's really more of a bikini bar with a little toplessness at the end of the second dance by each dancer. If you are looking for a good time in a relaxed atmosphere, this is the place.
I went here once with a co-worker sometime around last December to blow off some steam. We were stressed out from work, worrying about our job security, people we had to watch out for, etc... This was the first and only time I've been to a strip club, so I didn't know at all what to expect. We went on a weekday night, and it happened to be amateur night. It was only a $5 cover, and the pitchers were cheap so we sat down at a table with a few.The place itself was pretty much what I expected. Nothing glamorous, just a road-house looking bar with women performing topless on the stage. They had pool tables in the front, and benches around the outside of the tables for people who wanted to throw their money away on lap dances. We had a good time, though. Both of us got smashed, drinking pitcher after pitcher. The girls (on stage) that night were pretty cute, I wasn't expecting much of a show or anything coming into the place but they performed very WELL especially considering it was "amateur" night. The waitresses and bartenders were all friendly and accomodating. Even the strippers in their off-time between dances were real cool, they came over to the table and talked with us without ever trying to push us into buying lapdances.Just when we were about to leave, (we had work the next morning, and it was already like 12:45) a group of guys sat down at the table next to us and invited us to drink with them. We didn't end up leaving 'til closing. This place gets 4 stars for all the friendly, cool people there, reasonable drinks, and low cover charge. I was expecting to see a bunch of rude drunks and horny old dudes, (well, there were the horny old men you could tell were regulars, they were the ones buying all the lapdances) but everybody there was into having a good time.Great place to get drunk with your friends and relieve stress. The place may seem kinda shady from the outside, but nobody in there wants to start a fight. I hope the place didn't close down as a previous poster suggested, I haven't been there since but I've heard Gold Diggers' is a dive next to this place, so call and make sure they're open before you take the long drive out there.
Does anyone know if a skinny dancer named Michelle still dances here? Last time I was there she was talking about dancing somewhere in the Bay area.
christina you really need to stop posting comments about yourself ( hector G) you look like a man and u are 46 years old dont you think it time for you to retiere or SSI there are other girls there are alot pretter then you.... joe
they ever git rid o the mullet wering boncer ? he was so scary i caint go back awhile
What the Hell Happened to Tawney... Is She There anymore... I say her 4 month ago in Vegas She look the best ever I forgot to ask her if she was still at lights. Does anyone know if she is still there.
What ever happen to Tessa?
I am glad to here cristina is still the hottest lady in the awful club, hope someday to run into her. still think about u, always will.
Guys and gals, I come again to sing the praises of one woman. CHRISTINA. Wow, wow, wow, is this girl looking superhot. On a scale of 1 to 10 Christina just blew the lid off that chart. 10 x 10 x 10 is still not high enough for the hottest, sexiest and most beautifuliest dancer ever. Keep up the hard work, you are simply stunning. Someday this lowly peon will sweep you away and cherish you the way you should be treated. Very special, a rare individual you are and someone who i hope i can call friend.
Hey guys ands gals, once again Christina is showing us how much of a talented woman she is not only on the stage both also in the booth. WOW what a voice. She been at it for a while and I highly recommend you all check her out. The monday day shift is where to hear her sweet voice. She knows how to get things rockin and rollin for all there.It will be a fun time for all. Do it. By the way, Christina is still the hottest, sexiest and most gorgeous dancer these eyes have ever seen. Keep rolling on girl. Christina is simply the best.
wheres cobra and thumper ?????
Sorry to disappoint you Curious George, I am me and Christina is the hottest, sexiest and most beautiful dancer at City Lights. I'm just a lucky guy who went in one night and met Christina. Don't get me wrong there are few other hotties at City Lights, but Christina is simply the best. Christina's legs are devastating. Her body is tight and her boobs are real and spectacular.Her hair is great and Christina is flat-out gorgeous. Her table dances are mind-boggling. Her shows are light-out wonderful and captivating. Am I gushing over her? Yeah, tell you what, Christina is easliy worth gushing over. I truely enjoy my visits to see her at City Lights, it is time well spent.
Is Hector G...the guy posting all these comments...gushing over Christina.... actually Christina...
Wow, 1st time to City Lights. Enjoyed myself completely.Christina, Christina, Christina. I couldn't keep my eyes off of her. On the big stage or at the bar, Christina is hot. Those boobs, OMG, so natural, so beautiful and so spectacular. The legs, if the club ever has a contest for best legs, Christina is the run-a-way winner. As I searched up and down these post, I see why Christina is so popular. Did I forget to mention Christina is the most beautiful person i've ever met. Keep smiling Christina, you have a $ 1, 000, 000 smile. That body is smokin' hot. sssssssss
I like the new set up at the club. The stage in the middle of the bar is brilliant. Two girls dancing, one on main stage and the other at the bar. Fantastic. As usual, Christina steals the show. Wow, Christina is looking super fine. Christina is the total package. Beauty, charm, hot body and intelligent. Not to mention the hottest dancer at City Lights or for that matter hottest dancer anywhere. A special thanks to Mara for her excellent job of taking care of me with drinks ( i know it's was just water but thanks ). By the way, some guys miss your Betty Paige.
Dude, the waitress that you are talking about was once a dancer there. She did the Betty Page look and pulled it off pretty good. I belive her stage name was Mara.
What the hell? I went in there because I have a serious Page fetish and the only girl even close was the damn waitress!!!!!
All of the girls except for Bella and Tia were great.. I was just in Fresno for work and thought I would stop by. The girls were very pretty and very friendly, even if you did not want a lapdance. My favorites by far were Brodie and Madison. Check it out and take time to talk to the girls you will have fun..
Sweet!!! Went to the club yesterday and saw Christina again. Can she put on a show!! He table dances are even better. Christina is clearly head and shoulder the best dancer their. She makes the experience one you'll never forget. You will want to come back for more. I do at least once a month. Happy Father's Day to all!!!! Thank you, Christina.
Hey just so everyone knows some of the city lights girls will be out at the valley rendevous in madera this sunday taking polaroids and giving out free passes Hell Ya!
I had my doubts about this club at first, but once i walked in, i got hooked and always had to come back for more. I got a few dances with various girls at first, but i must say Christina is definitely the one to get a dance from. Not only she's the hottest chick that gives the vest dances, but she is so kind and friendly and makes your time there so meaningful. I remember leaving the club and still fantasize about the whole event even for the rest of the week. I miss seeing those set of real boobies modulating back and forth like a pendulum. HOpefully once i graduate and find a decent paying job, i get to see those again.
She's back!!!!! Better than ever before, wow. Who am I talking about? Who else but Christina. Hands down, The best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. That says it all.
Simon666 I am not one to bag on any other girls at Citylights, if you prefer Mara, that's you preference. Let me say this about Christina, she is every bit of a woman. Christina is intelligent, classy, dignified, beautiful, sexy, hot and everything a man could dream of in the perfect woman. Christina is true and pure of heart. I talk about her so much, because Christina is without-a-doubt the best. From her stage show to her table dances to her attention she gives to you, trust me, there have been times after a table dance she has left me in breathless. Get a dance and you'll see what we are talking about. Watch her stage show, Christina will mezmorize you.Christina rocks!!!!
Hey buddy, cristina is all women. You obviously need to have yours eyes examined. She has a great stage performance and her lap dances, let's just say, " forget get about it". Pure perfection.
why is everyone talkin about Christina? Not impressed, like my women to look like women. The Betty Page chick Mara was SWEET. Tall, hips, ass, and a serious rack.Ended up staying way longer than I should have cuz Mara's dances rule. Walked out feelin satisfied. She said she usually only works the day shift, but that's just another excuse to call in to work I guess.
I am 25 years old. The bouncer at city lights wouldn't even let me in. I showed him my ID and he said it was fake! That huge tub of lard still wouldn't let me in after I showed him two other forms of ID. What a joke. After that I went to golddiggers and had a great time.
Hey guys, don't miss the opportunity to get a table dance from the hottest, sexiest and best dancer at City Lights. I'm talking about Christina. It had been a while since I had the chance to go to City Lights, but when I went last week, Christina was phenomenal. A buddy asked me: " Why do you spend so much time with her when we're there ". I responded: " We're talking about Christina, wouldn't you. Go get a dance from her ". He did and I could not wipe that smile of his face. So guys when I say Christina is the best, just go get a dance. You'll agree!!
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hector, u dont sound like a broken record. u r only telling what is true about the club. christina is worth the money for a table dance. she leaves your heart racing. and your manmeat pumping. her stage show just hypmotizes u. enough said spend a little or alot, to spend it with her. p. s. they were conessss.
Hey Steven. I haven't seen or even heard that Sasha still works there. However, you can never go wrong by getting a few dances from Christina. I try to go there once-a-month, and Christina keeps getting better and better each time. Christina is simply the best.
Now that you mention it havent seen Sasha there in a while. Anybody know if she still works there? Ill get some dances with Christina if you let me know.
Does Sasha still work there?
went in the club the other night and christina blew me away with that poke a dot bikini. straight smokin. had woody from the get go. keep it up or should i say keep it up for the fellas. p.s. they were coness.
To Management: Do you have a current email address that i can send promo & a credit sheet to for a feature booking in 2007?... The one on this site bounces back... Thanx, Jada
They was closed tonoite.!! I gots no thankee on this giving day!
If you are new to City Lights and want to know who the best dancer is look no further than Christina. A beautiful blonde with real breasts, bodacious body and awesome legs. The total package. I went back recently and her stage show was " lights out spectacular " She brought the house down. I was also able to get a few table dances from her " magnificent " says it all. Take my advice, do yourself a favor and ask for one table dance. Trust me you will want more, Christins is that damn good.
If you are talking about the bestest boobs at City Lights, it all begins and ends with one woman. " CHRISTINA " Her boobs are down right spectacular and their real. Take that Teri Hatcher. Christina also was the bestest, sexiest, hottest legs. Christina, you go girl. Hot damn.
Wow, met Christina today at the club. What a great person. Terrific dancer, fantastic stage show, tall, beautiful, blonde and easy to talk with. Best time I've ever has at a club. I see why she is popular. I'm glad I spent time with her. Christina's schedule for this weekend is days on Friday and Sunday and nights on Saturday.
1st time to this club. Met Christina, blonde, beautiful and what a dancer. Great stage show, best i've ever seen. Very approachable, made me feel relaxed. Gave me attention and focused on me as if we were the only ones there. Enjoyed our time together. I could not ask for a more pleasurable experience. Ten times better than any of the girls at Goldiggers.
cristina you are the best. you'll always be my private dancer.
In town over the weekend for a conference. Had to see for myself this Christina I read about. Tall, blonde, beautiful and a great body. Fantastic stage show and gives great table dances. Thanks for the recommendaion guys.
once again cristina, you are an amazing dancer. your stage performance is just the best in the club, elite. your lap dances are to die for and i just keep cuming. you only stimulate all the right places but also stimulate the mind. your conversations are the best. u are babe a licious. shwing, double shwing. p. s. they were conesss.
Once again Christina, you are amazing. To run a half-marathon shows us the athlete that you are and gives you that amazing body to do those sensuous table dances moves. Your training truely leaves you a cut above the rest and the reason why you are the class of City Lights. Keep it going both inside and outside the club, we appreciate all what you do. Your the best.
This club is poopy.... the girls are fat and have gona-herpa-syphalitis.. golddiggers is the place to go...mondays are off the hook, so are fridays and saturdays and any other day for that matter... the girls are cool and the bouncer they call diamond tony is a hot and sexy man!!! the club looks great and its soooo much better then city wipes... golddiggers would respectfully love to give city lights a reach around while they stick it in thier back door, when it comes down to it diggers rocks and city lights is well poopy
What ever happen to Tessa?Can anyone tell me.
is you the guy wat sits up front an blok me veew with yer mullet? I hops them booncers with the steeroids make you cut it. luv crissy too.
Christina, once again you leave me spechless. Every visit i make to see you becomes a special moment in my life i will never forget. Your table dances are incredible and you stage show is amazing. I feel very blessed and honored to have spent time with you at the club. I am even more proud to call you friend. You posses are rare talent that leaves men coming for more, you are true person and your soul is beautiful. I agree with that law that says every man should experience a table dance from you because it is truely paradise.
fellas if you get a chance, i suggest you get a dance from christina. she is the best dancer around. down to earth but sexy as hell. legs that go on forever. a blonde bombshell. she wont disappoint you. she handles herself with class.
Does a hispanic girl name Mariah still dance there?
Christina there are not enough words in the English language to discribe how wonderful a person, dancer and human being you are. You are clearly head and toes above the rest of the girls at City Lights. Your stage show is worthy of a "feature" performance and everything else about your is breathtaking. All the training, effort and hard work pays off into one drop-dead, sexy, hot, gorgeous beautiful WOMAN. You always leave them with what every man wants, more. There should be a law that every man at least get one table dance from you so they will know what is paradise.
I really like this club, was in there last wed, used to go in there pretty regularly but havent been there for a year and a half. Lots of new girls, was wondering if Lexus, Tessa, Miranda, Sasha, Janelle still work there, didnt see them that night. Deasha, Star, Meeka, were also great back in the day but didnt see them either.
BEWARE the waitresses, they will bum you for a tip! They will bring your drinks and stand there, staring until you figure it out and give them a tip or they'll tell you they are waiting for a tip. Go to the bar yourself.
Christina, you know who I am. I just want to say you are the epitome, the personification of what grace, class, dignity, pride and desire is all wrapped in one hot, sexy beautiful woman. You are the ultimate fantasy of every man. For those of you guys who missed the boat with her, I just feel sorry because you don't what you missed:) Christina it will be a sad day for me when you decide to hang it up for good but I will be content and happy knowing that I spent time with the best. The memories that we've made, I shall cherish for eternity. However, we still have plenty of time:) and I will continue to visit the best damn hottest sexiest drop-dead gorgeous dancer at City Lights.
Christina you are the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be. 'Nuff said.
If you're really her #1 fan, then you know where she's living it up in vegas:)
private or table dances?
Tessa...where are you?
What happened to kaylyn?
I went last week for my bachelor party. I like girls with some meat on their bones, and wondered if I'd see any there. Thank goodness I did. Kylie, you made my night: your hips go hop and they don't stop!
cuball did he hav a mullet? I thinks he migte have been on steroids ifn he beet someon up!!!! I here it makes a mullet boy mean girlz is real prety thogh. Eddie
I've been going to city lights now , a couple days out of the month, for about six months. All the girls seem really nice. I especially like Christina. What a body. What a dancer. I enjoyed her thoroughly. Plain and simple. Christina you are the best. Guys, if you have a chance, get some dances from this hottie. Time well spent.
kelly is such a goddess, and what sexy legs she has, thanks kellly
Golddiggers did a total remodel and it looks great. they have all new talented and beautiful girls also. the owner( j_m is an asshole.........chris is the coolest manager ever..
MEKA ; slant eye slute of strippers in fresno.
Can anyone tell me the names of the bartenders that work here ? Are any of the female ones good looking ?
Does anybody know anything about one of the bouncers beating the hell out of one of the customers there a few weeks back?
jesus christ! had a dance from Mara.......OK more like 10. Tall dark Betty Page thing going on with HUGE real tits. I think I'm in love.
come in on weds and thurdays! Fun nights, let me tell ya!
Took a trip to City Lights tonight and it's definitely a great place to be. Simone, Deja and Kelly were all lovely. Got a few dances from Christy (the former volleyball player) and I'll be returning for a few more. She's a gorgeous woman and a real sweetheart.
I heard Golddiggers is going under a huge remodel, and is going to do it BIG!!!!! From what I here EVERYTHING is going to be brand new and shinny
to management: do you have features and if so, who would i contact for a possible booking next year?
city lights has a website now where you can see the girls that work there. look it up.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. My personal favorite is Janelle. But theres also Kelly, and all the others. The girle here give a whole new meaning to the term "Fresno's Finest".
Go on thursday and friday nights because kiki is the sexiest girl you will ever see.
Sunshine is by far the hottest girl who works at lights. For those of u who don't know, she she's the tall hottie with the super long legs. Damn. That girl knows how to dance. I think that she works tues thru thurs nights, and sometimes a friday or saturday day shift. Check her out.
What ever happen to Tessa? Can anyone tell me? She was one of the best dancers there at Citylights.
He was tall, white, and had a very sexy voice. Does he still work there?
To: Hot4dj -News flash: there is more than one dj who works at the lights and some times they trade shifts (especially recently), so more info next time. Was he tall? short? white? hispanic?........
I went to city lights last saturday night and all the girls were hot but what i want to know is the DJ single? i dont know his name but he is so cute!!! Hes probably dating one of the girls.Someone let me know.
i work for vivid networks as a talent manager/photographer and i go to different places to see , find hot new chicks for shoots and i gotta let u guys know girls there in city lights were friendly and hot lets see if i remember phoenix, christine and i forgot other names but all of u r hot .phoenix keep smiling i like ur smile and talent.see ya.
as long as she don werin no mullet I dona care!!!!
yes, kristina is a women. :)
went to city lights for the first time, got really confused saw this one tall blonde dancer, she looks like one of those discovery sex transform (guy to woman types) i even asked the bartenders and she said shes been asked that before i think her name is christina plz if anybody knows clarify????????
I just wanted to say that phoenix is the hottest girl at city lights. And man can that girl dance or what?
missy phoniex I caint member you all. I hope you dont wear no mullet. When can you all be takin yor bottoms off like in bakersfield? Hmm doggy!!!
Happy Birthday, Tessa
I just wanna say Hi, lol. And say what is up to all the girls I work with. Im board. I was reading some stuff on here and another club I worked at. This is a cool site though I must say. HEEHEEHEE.
Do she were a mullet?
we need our fix of this sweet feature entertainer we saw in new jersey, her name is summer haze and we thought that she was the bomb.....her outfits were amazing...should definetly check her out and get her for here.
is the gurl what said mss anthony os fake wering a mullet? Just wondring cause I thoght they got rid of mullets at city lights!!
City lights is off the hook.. jenna is hella fine so is all the other dancers. jenna keep up all the fine work baby your damn good...
you people are so stupid and cant even realize when youve been scammed. regan anthony is all a fake and half her shit is so made up its not funny.shes the worst feature ive ever seen and her husband posts all the good stuff about her. shes a crap daqncer that graduated pure talent school of made up features. funny she reminds me of a collie.
Miss anthony was grrreeeettt! She even rubbed my new bald head. No mullet will ever be on me. No sir! And I didnt see her touch no mullet wearin creeps either! I caint wait for he rto come back. I watch her vido ever night!!
Regan did a hell of a job and I will come see her anytime she is there, you now have a new regular
Thank you to everyone who showed up for my appearance.. I had a great time and will be back next year... It was great... Boy you guys love your porn huh???? COOL I only seen a few mullets last weekeknd, I am in Iowa this week... There are alot of mullets here
Is there anything new or special about this club? The last time that I staopped by (months ago) there was some mention of a new interior? How are the dancers now?
I cant wait for miss Anthony to come! The best part is that she dont wear no damn mullet!! Im a savin my quarters for ya gorgos!!
Well ya see thats how the whole thing got started. I was at this here place in arkansas back in 94 an was havin a few beers when all a suden a bunch a them mullet boys crash in an start all this here ruckus!! Im a tellin you all that it was not purty at all and I still got me nightmares about that night. So's when I smell me a mullet comin around I get somethin nervous. I just wont wear me no mullet I dont care if the dancers like em or not!!
Whoooooooooo cares about mullets! relax... have a few beers... get some dances here and there.
I will be pleased to make your all acuaintance! And glad to hear you all dont have no damn mullet. You make them porno tapes? Caint wait. No damn mullet boys welcome!!
I am very excited to be in your area next week. I will be Headlining at City Lights next week for three big nights. Come on in and enjoy the shows. I have prizes and XXX movies for ya from the stage.. I can't wait to meet some of the hot girls I hear are there... And no I don't have a mullet
now this aint funny no more. That last guy is not me no no!! I'm going to goldiggers and git drunk tonight!! Clear out the mullets!! Yehah!!
Rick is the hottest stripper in Fresno!!!
Hey that lst guy is not the real eddie! Thats not funy!
I love this club, its my home base. I'm here atleast 3X a week. Too many mullets lately though.
Just make sur he cuts his mullet if he has one. No girl mullets either!!
Do they let girls come in and watch?I would like to go in with my husband
ok ok I was just in and a dencer name a tiffeny I think. Said she would only dance for me ifn I grow me a mullet!!! I tip her but she seems to like the mullet thing so maybes Im gonna do it. It coulnt hurt all that bad but Im afraid they will all think Im from clovis!! tiffeny I luvs ya baby!! Great dancer too!!
eddie, the mullet thing is great. hilarious! I have been to the city lightts a few times and found it to be nothing more than a handful of non natural meth looking white hoes, who only go topless. Mexicans come in the club with no money and think they are big papi or mr. high roller. Its not happening yo. gotta have cash to be a high rolla.
This place was great. damn, this was the best ( . )( . ) bar I been to. Im from orange county, and i thought they would be the best... well, the central valley girls arent quite as hot as the ones in OC, they are damn hot, but sorry, Orange County is Orange County. But the chicks at City Lights know how to treat a guy, and have a certain charm the barbies back home lack. I read on here some guys are worried about dudes with mullets at the bar... I didnt notice any, but then again, I didnt notice any of the guys there.... Because Its a fucking titty bar! There are half naked chicks walking around.... Do NOT be noticing mullets!!!
Question: Any feature dancer this month?
zoey, girl it is all good! I was hoping things could be cool with us. It was great to see you, I guess you were worried. no need, angel. you're still the best buddy.
What ever happen to tessa?Does she still dance there at City Lights?
I caint go back till they clear out some of them dam MULLET wering creeps!!!
if you want to have a good time, go in there and visit Jesse. she is one of the best looking girls in the strip club. she also gives a VERY GOOD lap dance. you wont be disappointed. trust me.
Why do all the guys at CL have mullets? Must be a Central Valley thing.
Does Ashley, Nikki, and Tessa still dance at City Lights?
Dont bother comming if ya'll have a mullett. I've staked out may teritorty!! They are all beeeutiful!!
I wonder if anyone can tell me which girls at City Lights are nice and which ones are mean.Also, I like to know some of their names.
I am glad you came to your senses Eddie...I told you it was a great place with good people....Keep coming and have lots of fun!!!
What are the names of the girls at Citylights?
ok no mullets so far and i have gone three times. Looks like it is a good place.
It miht be easy for you all to say to "just get over it" but i had something like an insident with a mullet wearing moron one time and it wasnt pretty so thats why i want to avoid them mullet wearers. thats why i statred going to the strip clubs in the first place. i might go check it out but if theres mullets in there im not going to stay.
You are an absolute idiot eddie. Get over it. This is a great club with great people. Get a life and stop posting stupid comments on this site.
For those aspiring to become MULLETS, a starter kit includes a NASCAR t-shirt, country music t-shirt, metallica t-shirt, 80's band t-shirt (musical taste can vary), any ball cap (John Deere, NASCAR, cheap beer, STP, hat with stupid saying, cigarette company logo, etc...), cheap jeans such as wrangler bought from K-Mart or Wal-Mart, and bad teeth. The jeans need to be broken in. Take a round can of skoal and place in back pocket for a few weeks and do not wash them to get circle. Holes in jeans also helpful. If you can find acid washed jeans they work awesome. Cheap shoes or boots need to be dirty. A true MUL always smells like ass and body odor. Good luck!
There are many types of people that come here. The only way you are going to know is to come and check it out. There are idiots everywhere. You need to learn how to filter out things that are a waste of time. If you are going to let youself be affected by your distaste for mullets then you should probably not even leave your home, ever. They are everywhere as well as many other types of derelict individuals. That is just life and how you choose to deal with it. There are plenty of nice women here who would love to spend sometime with you for a fee. That needs to be your focus when entering a establishment such as this one.
I do loves the ladies but i need to know how severe is the mullet problem in this club? Please advise before I drive down here and get pissed off by those jerks and just walk out.
Why are you so concerned with City Lights when you are a customer of GD? BTW this club prefers men w/ bald heads and money to spend on the hard working girls. Get a life and stop taking up space w/ your unarticulate comments on subjects no one cares to discuss. As mentioned earlier this IS a gentlemans club. Take your pious and sanctimonious attitude else where.
That might be so but MULLETS ruin strip clubs because they are obnoxious and stupid. They tip poorly and make a club lower class. MULLETS are loud and they also smell bad.
What does a mullet have to do with wether or not your going to check out a club or not? We do not need a description of what one is. We have all seen Joe Dirt. Okay? Your not there to check out the guys hair cut. You should be there to have fun, spend some money on a pretty girl and leave feeling like you had the time of your life. If that is what you want then you should come by. If your a moron then leave a seat open for a real man who knows what to do in a gentlemens club.
I sure the girls are fine but a MULLET is a stupid haircut that hillbillies and jerks have. It is short on top and long in the back (Billy Ray Cyrus). They usually think they are cool. Usually they are big NASCAR fans. They drink Pabst and Busch beer mostly. They usually smell. There is a documentary out called "American Mullet" which is on DVD. It shows the life of a MULLET.
It's a great club and I always have lots of fun there. I think if anyone wants to meet some really nice girls it's the best place to go. LOve Courtney and April
Is this place infested with MULLETS like most bars in Clovis? I sure hope not. If not I will give it a try.
Overall the club and entertainment rated above average. It is clean but not extravegant. Nothing plush about this warehouse converted to a bar/club. The barmaid was very pleasant but seemed rushed and it took awhile for an offer of a new drink.They could probably use additional waitress staff but that might make the drinks more pushy. A particular blonde dancer was very rude when I mentioned that I would like to finish my drink before a dance. Didnt catch her name. All in all a pleasant experience.
This is a great place to hang out. Lexus I miss you come back from AK. What the hell are the rest of these idiots posting on this site. Sounds like you both need to meet up and duke it out. This is supposed to be a comment site for the club not a verbal boxing ring for you two losers. HEY GUY'S don't let that kind of garbage keep you from checking this place out.
Is this club still owned by the same guy who owns some or one clubs in Sac?