Little Darlings Comments


312 Columbus Ave

San Francisco, California 94133

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nickstrip  on  Little Darlings

posted on August 14, 2015
Joined 5 years ago
65 comments posted

Big improvement since Lonny & Veronica took the reins.

XhXeXy  on  Little Darlings

posted on June 15, 2014
Joined 10 years ago
146 comments posted

My review was taken down because it contained "personal attacks". But "Little Darlings" made it personal - right there on the street. These door people try to talk you in or lure you in. This woman working at the door (on a Thursday nite) nastily yelled "Come here!" "Did you hear me? I SAID COME HERE!" I had absolutely NO intention to go inside, as I am homosexual. I had to tell her "NO" several times as I tried to pass by, but she didn't seem to recognize the meaning of the word. Her approach was awful & downright disrespectful. She then stated that I was "too feisty for being such a little person!" This woman needs to be reported & her awful behavior reprimanded.

XXXbeast  on  Little Darlings

posted on May 20, 2014
Joined 5 years ago
92 comments posted

Under new management! The new club manager has turned things around. He knows how to take care of his customers. Big Props for having Lonnie manage the club! Enjoyed myself tonight!

fritter17  on  Little Darlings

posted on April 23, 2014
Joined 7 years ago
156 comments posted

Came in on a Saturday night and paid $20 cover charge. Immediately girl grabs me by the hand and pulls me into a booth in the back.I tried to tell her that I just got there and I wanted to sit down but she wouldn't listen. She asks me how much money I have. I told her I just got there and wanted to sit down at a table first. I paid her $20 Then she gets up and says they are calling her on stage. Which was not true! I paid $20 and didn't even get a lap dance. All I did was talk to her. I have never felt so ripped off in my entire life. Don't come here! This establishment is so shady!. They shouldn't be allowed to operate. The girls are not even that attractive. They want to rip people off. Be warned!

Nathan H.  on Little Darlings

posted on April 15, 2014
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This place is a straight up rip off!!!! Be warned.. 20 bucks at the door ok.. then go inside the girls are waiting for you.. pull you in and want money right off the bat... I walked in and was takin to a room with one girl.. 60 bucks later! No lap dance... just convo and light touching... striaght up rip off.. the girls don't even have a going rate on lap dances. They wanna know how much money you have to spend!!! What kinda shit is that!!! I will never go to that place again... small.. girls are not even that hot.. straight up con... can I just come to a place and sit down first!!! Don't pull the money out of me at first!!! Do not come here!!!

Janine J.  on Little Darlings

posted on December 31, 2013
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Had a very fun girls night out here. The dancers were for the most part sweet (there was one sour one that seemed bitter that we were all having so much fun). Overall the dancers are cute, not the best on stage, but they try. The crowd is a bit stale and the co-ed bathroom thing is disgusting.

tonycluber  on  Little Darlings

posted on June 26, 2013
Joined 6 years ago
116 comments posted

Came out last night with my friends.18+ Full nudity. Girls are alright. Little bit on the thicker side but they could make their booty clap And one girl did look like a skinnier Nicki Minaj. But as soon as we walked in, I noticed how small it was. One stage with chairs lined up, like usual and like 5 booths you could sit at. Co ed bathroom was gheettoo. You walk in and immediately see 2 urinals and one women's bathroom stall literally next to them. DISGUSTING if you ask me. And strippers had low energy. Would not recommend to anyone else, and I would not personally go back.

John D.  on Little Darlings

posted on March 29, 2013
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****WARNING DO NO GO HERE**** GIRLS ROB YOU AND THEN THE BOUNCERS THROW YOU OUT!!!!Dancers lie about services grab money out of your wallet and when you complain you get tossed out by some cokehead moron.

Rob P.  on Little Darlings

posted on March 10, 2013
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I'm spoiled, I live in Vegas. How I ended up here after last call on a Thursday night, I don't know. But I wasn't impressed. At least I checked my once a year strip club box.

fuckery12  on  Little Darlings

posted on June 27, 2011
Joined 10 years ago
172 comments posted

So even though I'm a big ole' bottom queen my galfriend drunkenly forced me through the door as she felt an intense need to watch strippers while leaving a nearby bar. This was my first stripclub and I was a little nervous to be honest, as my previous image of stripclubs tended to revolve around bloated, 50-something geezers with mullets drinking Budweisers and high-5ing each other while throwing pennies at the stage.I was wrong! The bouncers weren't douches at all (actually very friendly), and they only charged me $10 and my friend nothing; I guess I thought strip clubs were extremely expensive.While I did nothing from that point on other than watch the dancers, and while the place aesthetically isn't particularly special, the 4 stars that are deserved go to one of the dancers. I don't remember her name, but OMFG she was BEAUTIFUL, had the nicest girlparts I've ever seen, but danced in a way that was so sensual, so alluring, and so hot. She moved in a way that made me even question my own sexuality. She was a dark brunette, slender but with curves, and well proportioned. She could tell instantly that I was gay, so she paid me no attention, but I noticed how much eye contact she made with other guys and she was doing her job very well by making them feel comfortable etc. This is a bizarre comparison, but you know how snakes move? That's how she dances...and spreads, and twirls, for all of you straight men, I recommend this place, because it's a lot of fun, and the women are top notch and not skanky. Esp. this chick, whoever she is!

eddyL  on  Little Darlings

posted on February 19, 2011
Joined 10 years ago
164 comments posted

Love everything about this club...helpful and friendly staff, hot girls, and always fun! Yes it is one of the smaller clubs but feels cozy rather than cramped. Great place to come after hittin' up the bars a bit. Once an hour there are 2-for-1 specials on lapdances so be sure to take advantage of that! The lapdances are where the fun's at. And yes, it is a very female/couple-friendly club [definitely a plus in my book].

larry1  on  Little Darlings

posted on February 10, 2011
Joined 9 years ago
162 comments posted

got in on a wristband from some guy hollering across the street, great service, and a wide variation of entertainers! whoohoo

richard95  on  Little Darlings

posted on October 12, 2010
Joined 10 years ago
165 comments posted

Well.. this is my first strip club experience... and I'm sure I won't be coming back. (At least not to this one)The place is dirty.. and the girls are not pretty at all.

Anonymous W.  on Little Darlings

posted on June 15, 2010
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Went there on a Friday night around 930pm with my girl. We are no strangers to strip clubs. Bought a pass to all four (Garden of Eden, Condor, Little Darlings and Roaring 20's which are all owned by same company) clubs for $50 which is a good deal. Dancers were average, not real pushy, and a few hung out and chatted and were fun to talk to. Nothing outstanding about the place or the dancers. It was average as were the dancers.

Jessica H.  on Little Darlings

posted on May 14, 2010
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This spot is pretty fun, I went for my 18 bday on monday and I got in free. Fuun times in there, the girls were cute except the last one, who was pretty much begging for a dollar. The other 3 girls before here were sweet and nice to me, and gave me a lot of attention, which I loved cause I'm a girl and I have heard that girls dont get too much attention, maybe it was because I had my stack of ones

ryan123  on  Little Darlings

posted on May 1, 2010
Joined 10 years ago
181 comments posted

Get your act together little darlings! Used to be a 5 star rating here but holy god! Emplyees, you know what I mean. I went here before and there were at least five women here that ranged from 8 1/2 - 9 1/2, they were accommodating, and genuinely kind.I went there today and there was only two 8 1/2, one only did $100 dollar dances, and the other only catered to the vip section. All others were 7s or even worse, just fat hogs that approach me from behind so I cant see what Im getting when they offer dances.Oh ya, and when I get back to the private dances, they guilt me into getting $100 dances like they are made of gold or some sheit. Even when we agreed on a $40 dance she still tries to get aditional tips before they even start. Totally ruins my experience here.

Emily T.  on Little Darlings

posted on April 11, 2010
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I'm a horrible, horrible human being. Not because I went to a strip club or because I objectified women, but because I thought these girls were ugly (outside only!).Look, I'm trying to bro it out, ya know? I wanna bust inside, throw wads of dollar bills at a stark naked woman, and maybe, just maybe, pretend like I'M A MAN. As soon as I walked into this sleaze-filled parlour I saw nothing but fug. Don't get me wrong, there were a few cute girls here and there, but on average the girls were not something to look at. $10 lap dances, cheap entrance (I only had to pay $5 - awesome!), and private rooms sound great but I'm an awkward person. I need a strip club that will cater to my awkward tendencies - ya know, women who will at least give me some amount of attention, maybe a flirtatious wink here and there, etc.. Make me feel comfortable and most importantly, wag your boobies at me PLEASE. In short, you get what you pay for. That is all.

Chris B.  on Little Darlings

posted on April 6, 2010
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I used to love this place, it can vary from time to time, the strippers filter in and out of this place like flys on shit, sometimes its dead and your the only one in there surrounded by fully nude hott strippers, i have had those kind of days, other times I have gone and been surrounded by hogs and hood rat strippers and the place was full of guys, its really a hit or mis kind of place. Check it out on like a Sunday night around 12-1 at night pretty fun and bribe the doorman dont pay more than $5 they will let you in just talk to them and tell them you have been there for $5 before and they will budge and if they dont just walk away and they will say hey stop come back and then let you in.... have fun!-Chris

Midwest  on Little Darlings

posted on December 3, 2009
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I am coming in from the Chicago in a few weeks. What is the best club in the San Francisco area to get a full contact lap dance?

Alexandria N.  on Little Darlings

posted on July 17, 2009
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Oh, and there are 2 stages. The one in the back isn't open during slow times but when it's busy it's a great place to be. Very intimate and up close, semi-private feeling.

crispino d.  on Little Darlings

posted on August 18, 2008
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I came here with a friend to see one of our high school classmates perform. I must admit she did put on a really nice show, never knew she was so flexible. ( she hardly ever particpated in P.E)She was actually the only good-looking stripper in whole place, the rest looked like some Juvenile Hall rejects trying to be America's Next Top Model. As for the place, it is small, hot, and musty, luckily I got in for free.

Maria D.  on Little Darlings

posted on June 26, 2008
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Good value if you are a girl: no cover for women (if you bring guys with you) and the dancers will defenitely molest you a little bit if you sit up front. The back room is more private and super raunchy; you can basically get a cheaper lap dance back there if you have tip money (just keep the dollars coming). Really nice variety of girls, and some of them had pretty good senses of humour about their jobs, which I liked. I'm not here to feed into some retarded fantasy that they actually want to have sex with me, so I appreciated their realism. The biggest con about this place is that there is only one bathroom and it is shared. As a female patron surrounded by sexually frustrated dudes, that was a little scary. Anyway, this place isn't nearly as terrifying as some of these other reviews make it out to be, but if you are used to the topless only clubs and their endless tease, this is a totally different experience.

Alexis C.  on Little Darlings

posted on December 28, 2007
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It's hard to give this place a fair review because I hardly remember my time here. Not because it was so long ago, but because I blacked out five minutes after arriving and randomly remember the 5 minutes before leaving. Either that, or I ran into the Haitian from Heroes and my memory got erased.My friend was turning 22, and being from Afghanistan we all felt it was necessary he experience the awesome American birthday tradition of drinking nothing but jagermeister and having big fake titties in your face. Unfortunately, he thought he'd go to hell because of it, so all of his friends got the fake boobs and I believe I drank all the liquor.At closing, everyone got kicked out but our little Afghan friend was nowhere to be found. I somehow got the doorman to let me stumble in and find him, saying that it was my friend's birthday and he is from Afghanistan and he doesn't understand our American culture. I stumbled through the empty strip club looking for him, but accidentally went into the girl's dressing room. I vaguely remember saying "oh I'm sorry, I'm looking for someone," which probably came out more like "ahshgushghaisdgudsg." I found my friend and off we went to go smoke blunts and I nearly broke my hand trying to punch through a window of a truck that was parked too close to me.Needless to say, this place is awesome. I'm only giving it 3 stars because I'm not 100% sure it was awesome because I don't remember much.I later puked on my friend's hardwood floor, but that doesn't really have anything to do with Little Darlings.

Ethan H.  on Little Darlings

posted on October 25, 2007
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I have to agree. This place felt dirty and raunchy. That can float someones boat, but not mine. And when I walked in, I felt like there was AIDS all over my face. The girls are ok. And the one that wasn't full nude was the hottest one. I was so bored after 30mins and wanted to leave. The problem was I didn't drive there, my friend did. Pros: Girls get in for free. Lap dances are cheaper hereCons: Dirty. Shady.

This Web Rock  on Little Darlings

posted on March 8, 2007
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Vickie B.  on Little Darlings

posted on October 23, 2006
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I have to say, I'm relieved to hear that I'm not the only woman to have been pulled onto the stage here- but I may be the only one who can say it happened twice. How? you might ask? Well, the first time was back when Lil Darlings was free before 6pm. We'd go, of course, after a few drinks and pass out bills. I managed to get drug on stage by one of the girls (I'm not sure if I can post names here), my shirt torn off, nipples bitten and then escorted off- only to hear the DJ announce we all got free porn. Extra star for the free porn, which while not good isn't horrifically, tear out my eyeballs bad.Second time I should've known better, but when asked by friends, I thought, well, let's see if it'll happen again- I'm sure they don't ALWAYS drag women on stage. Well, I was wrong. They do. And not just me, but my sister.So, while not terribly embarrassing (we don't embarrass easily), I must say, three naked women (2 being me) within one year is more than enough to keep it down to 2 stars. They are cheap, they don't serve alcohol (so drink plenty before) and there's an ATM with a $7 surcharge- so it's not the classiest joint. Bonus star for being near Specs.