Alas, the institution known as The Rail has closed its doors... A victim of modernity, apathy, and the housing shortage... It was THE gentlemen's club in the South Bay for decades... To all the girls I loved before...
Agreed about Juliana!!! Just moved back to the area and looking for her.... do you know where she went????
So I gotta start off by saying I've been here AT LEAST 100 times. Granted, not a whole lot in the last 3 years but was just there a couple weeks ago for my brother in laws 21st birthday. First off... We walked in and the place was DEAD. Like maybe 2 customers in the whole place. But as soon as we walk in the security guard was SO RUDE!! I swear it was almost like they didn't want to have customers there at all! We told the guy it was my bro in laws 21st birthday but he didn't really seem to care. He VERY RUDELY demanded the cover charge and it felt as though he was suspicious that Birthday boys ID wasn't real or something... Annoying and SO RUDE!!!Anyways... after we got some drinks and got the birthday boy a dance on stage things got better. The girls here are always super nice and made sure to give the birthday boy lots of extra attention. We had an awesome time!!!As usual we all left broke. There was 5 of us in total. We did the math and we spent about $2000 between us. (Not that it matters, but hopefully management sees this and checks their bouncers. If it wasn't a special day and if we didn't Uber all the way to Sunnyvale we would have walked out!!)All n all, this place could use a remodel but I like it. The drinks are cold, they have pool tables, and girls are cute and fun. Now if they would just do something about their rude ass security guards they might have a more successful business and more stars...
i have to give it three stars simply because the last time i was there they had a stale old lady dancing on the stage and then a pregnant chick also and the other was looking like skeletor i mean she was pretty but extremely skinny..when people go to places like this we want to see some nice thick chicks..a little extra is fine but not exaggerated come on now.
I'm from Vegas & this place is great! Not to high on itself.... Quality $5 buck entry fee. I was not ripped off like at cheatyous (cheetahs) nearby! Definitely a travelers visit! Must see!
Went to enjoy some cocktails during the day with my buddies on the 19th of December, which was a Friday, at around 3PM. The cocktail waitress was nice and gave us our drinks in a timely manner. However, while sitting at one of the side stages and talking with one of my friends I was slapped in the back of the head by a stripper who yelled at me to turn around or leave. After I told her she assaulted me she flipped me off and cursed at me repeatedly until she left the stage after throwing her tantrum. Overall I was pretty disappointed with my experience, I've been to plenty of strip clubs but never have I been assaulted. Won't be coming back here.
Went there for lunch. Needed to get away from the computers and such. Got Turkey over mash potatoes, Went and sat out viewing the Dancers. The Turkey was OK, had better last time. But Still good. The potatoes Sucked. But All in all with the Hot dancers. I would recommend checking this place out.
I had a good time! My first time here was this last Sunday. I went with my boyfriend and we started off with drinks, playing pool and one I loosened up a bit went to check out the stages. There's some really cute girls here.....and some of these moves can teach anyone a thing or two. I didn't feel like the girls were stuck up like some of the other reviewers suggested. Just tip and treat the ladies with respect. Bar service was good and the security gaurds were super friendly. I'd definitely go back for a second visit. I enjoyed my time there. For the guys reading reviews....the girls here, again, are very attractive.
You really can't go wrong in this place. Its definitely not a top notch SoCal bikini bar but can be just as fun. If the 5 pool tables get an upgrade I will upgrade my review.
all i can say is onyx . she is gorgeous ! it was my first time at this place and she most def will see me again. love love love this place! great music great drinks and great girls !
Friday night - pre wedding, boys decide to take me to a strip club. To sum it upNot ToplessNot attractiveObnoxious DJ interrupted the song every 5 minutes to talk shit to a patron. We left after 10 minutes, and will never be back.
If you like skank dancers, an asshole bar tender, and a crap DJ this is your place. Was standing at the door just checking out the place and I see a skank dancer letting a customer cop a feel and get a peek. Nasty! Trying to be open minded I still went in. Bartender was not personable just an ASSHOLE and the DJ was a jerk seemed to be tension between the dancers and him. I'll go home if I want tension.
Okay place, music too loud. Some girls go after the older gents so if you are young and young i mean early thirties you might wanna pass
Another review update for the Brass Rail and this time I've upgraded it to 4 stars! I had my 50th birthday party at the Brass Rail and it was a great party. Ahead of the party my wife and I went in and talked to the manager Georgie who was super nice and inviting. He offered to reserve an area for us. No problem if we brought in food and cake. We had a big group coming so no cover charge. He would be there when we arrived to make sure the night shift knew what was going on. On my birthday we arrived and a section was reserved for us. The doorman was not happy about dealing with my party not being charged the cover. My wife gave him a big tip and all was well. The girls were great! I'm going against many of the other reviews in saying that they were all super attractive ranging from HOT to SUPER HOT! Some of the girls didn't give us the time of day while others joined our party and seemed to have as good a time as we were having. We developed crushes on several girls. Good times! (Hint: I found this out by accident but if you wear a cashmere sweater you get lots of cuddles.)My wife set me up with several lap dances which at first I really didn't think I would enjoy. Once I got up there it really was fun and I really did enjoy the lap dances. To make things even better most of my guests were motorcycle racers and the DJ that night is a huge MotoGP fan. We became good friends.At the end of the night we closed out our bar tab. We were buying drinks for our 20+ guests (and some of the girls) and were expecting a huge bill. It was half of what we were expecting to pay. The drink prices are reasonable.We has such a great time that we are talking about making this an annual party.
I will never go back to this place. As a female you will not get any service what so ever. We paid to get in but waited for over 1 hour to get a dam drink! We were never asked if we wanted a drink so we got up and left. The door man didnt even offer to refund us the door fee. We were looking to having a good time and of course with $$$ but our money wasnt goo enough
Who's the incredibly hot, light-skinned, Australian chick? Big ass, little waste, smallish boobs. Got a dance from her and IMO is the by far the hottest girl their. Gottamn...
1st- gonna have to try the food seems like the better experience than the dance expectations.I brought my man here for our first time to get our night started and we both had to pay a cover fee. Yikes! Then I noticed the 3 stages which the females all take turns. I did the bad girl thing and kept slippin my $ in the string of the bikini Iwhich after quite a few was finally told to stop. Oh come on can't a girl spice the night up.. after that it was pretty blah!!!I went there with the expectation to get my man a lap dance and NOPE... not allowed.. SO VERY DISAPPOINTED!! and I definitely wasn't paying for a dance which everyone else can watch so BLAH!!! We or should I say me tipped the girls we were feeling the most drank it up and well like other reviewers the girls bathroom is soooo where the juicy talk is... them dancers get pretty irritated by you NONE PAYIN MEN.. LMAO!!! which is why i tip ladies.... One dancer warned me not to leave my purse around cuz there is ALOT of shady girls up in there so VISITORS BEWARE?!?! I didn't leave my purse around but I guess I just needed to hold it tight in other words... Anyway, probably would prefer drive to Frisco for some 'REAL' fun... This is more the female dancers who don't want to take it ALL off and for the visitors who don't like to drive to see some skins... This is the spot!
First of all the place is cool, the place is just alright in terms of its location, ambiance and general decor. The staff (bartenders, security) can all be cool if you get to know them, but they are working and if your good will be treated good. The majority of the girls are average to below average. The one girl there that is worth 5 stars, and the only reason why this review got 5 stars, is the prettiest girl at the Brass Rail, Juliana. As you can see by all of the pictures that were posted Juliana is a stunner, and she is an amazing dancer. She is an amazing person as well and if you are lucky enough to get some time to talk to her, she is a fan favorite who has tons of admirers, you can have a great conversation as well. Make sure to offer to buy her a drink and make sure to tip her nicely, she is definitely worth it. Juliana, hottest girl ever, best dancer ever, make sure you tip her, she is definitely worth it. A classy classy lady, in an overall average place to spend some money.
I'm the 1%.I'm sure 99% of the people who come here come for the entertainment. What else do you think of when people mention the Brass Rail? Well, today we came here for the food. Seriously.We rolled up and the parking lot was completely empty. It was only 11:00am and ready to eat. I dont think the "entertainers" are even out of the shower yet, provided they shower before coming into work. I walked into this dark cavern of a place that's so typical of all strip joints. I saw a room with empty chairs and a brass pole, but the room was void of all forms of life (except maybe microscopic...ewww). We round the corner where the food was served and we were like the first ones there with an anxious cook behind ready to take our order. I saw the rib eye was $9.95 and didnt have to look much farther. Rib eye it is! Why? Because I still haven't satisfied my craving for a good steak.You have a choice of soup or salad plus 2 sides for that price. Really? What can be better? Well...i meant in THIS room. The steak was a decent slab of meat. Not terribly thick but very decent. It was grilled perfectly also and not dried out. All it needed was a slight shake of pepper and salt and it was inhaled with a quickness. Like a good boy, I ate all my vegetables and salad. For $10, I was content. Next time when we have more time, I wanna check out the entertainment. I doubt the girls are Spearmint Rhino or Scores-quality, but then again it's free. Saline always pairs well with red meat. I wouldn't come here in the dark. The parking lot looks hella shady and it's not in a part of town where there's good visibility. The 4 star rating is for my lunch experience only and in no way reflects the quality of the entertainment since I did not witness a single dancer in there. Where else can you get a great steak for $10? Score! Oops wrong strip joint. The Brass Rail!
This is a bikini bar! Wandered into the wrong place! Apparently there is a buffet and definitely entertainment. Didn't stay long. Awkward!
This used to be a cool place to simply hang out and chillax on a given night once in awhile with da fellas and/or clients but it really has gone down quite a lot since sometime after 2002-03 thereabouts IMO. The food is ok and the draft beer can sometimes taste far sudsier than it ought to for some reason, regardless of what's ordered. I like that they accept all major credit cards unlike most places, but that's not much to crow about if your only respite is the sudsy booze (then you might as well just hit up regular bars).
Finally went here for my first time after hearing mixed things from various people personally.Great if you like or have a fetish for bananas. There must have been 20 on stage in the half hour I was there. When I first walked in I thought, "oh, this looks alot better than I was expecting." But that ended quickly.It looked nice, wasn't dead, had a full bar so I had a drink.NO dances onstage.NO private dances.NOT ONE GIRL came up to us the whole time we were there. Which basically consisted of us watching a couple girls trying to be entertaining with bananas. Ok we get it, a banana trick or show can be cool for a bit. But where's the GIRLS dancing or coming up to us or anything else entertaining? I'm not a monkey.I gave this place 2 stars cuz it wasn't a shythole. But if you wanna go to a bar & watch chicks eat bananas go for it. I even went up trying to talk to a girl & she was completely not interested in talking with me.90% chance I won't be going back. What is there besides a bar & bananas? Nothing. Zzzzz...
They have Prime Rib.Okay, so you don't have to eat it right there with ass in your face, since they do have seating area separate from the bar/dance area. But I have seen old white dudes eating their prime rib with dollar bills spread out on the table in front of them, stageside.The food is alright. It feels like a timewarp ordering food from this place. And NO ONE ever goes here saying "Dude, I am starving, let's go eat at the Brass Rail."The girls are alright. You get what you pay for. C'mon, it's right next to a mobile home park. Don't come here expecting to bust a load in your jeans. Unless, of course you are virign to strip joints.This would be your first step into the world of dancing ladies.If you're broke, stay away from the stageside seating, and sit at a table or barstool not adjoined to a dance area.Sometimes the girls get dumb, though, once I put a dollar tip out (which is mandatory for each dance if you sit stageside) and the girl collected, got distracted by some creep who kept commenting her, and she went back to my area and demanded a tip. Couldn't be too mad at her and gave her another dollar. But it made me NEVER ever sit stageside ever again. She had no reason to get bitchy just because she can't remember a simple thing like earning a dollar.If you have a mullet, like to wear flannel shirts and/ro steel toe boots, have paint on your clothing, think having a cell phone on your belt makes you look "professional," and//or drive a buick, then this is your place.
we had a group w/ us, 4 girls and 5 gals, for their prime rib lunch special. yes, i said i went there for their meat :)prime rib w/ a glob of mash potato just like you were given in high school from the lunch lady on your plate touching my prime rib w/ salad and a drink = $9...I'll take it!!!hella old looking place w/ old men staring w/ drool at the girls clicking their heels as if it was someone nailing something to the floor w/ a hammer.it was quite an experience that we laughed as we had our dollars ready to make it rain for these girls sitting around their dance floor w/ our tray of primerib/mash potato and soda.i would never go here by myself and not sure if i would come back but i did enjoy my prime rib, the DJ music had me grooving while i sorta looked at the girls and marvel at what they can do vs. what i can do for my man. hmmm, i can do better than some of them hahaha.very interesting place and surprise it's still open.
a tribute to the long delay of reviewing this 'club'Who's a GreaT friend?! MeeE. the one who goes to support her friend on amateur night. this makes the list of the "Most Memorable Nights" where i vow never to do again.Yes. i have been to strip clubs before..where i felt comfortable. here, not so much. but i did enjoy talking to the lesbian couple =)advantages:*nice strippers/dancers*FREE for ladies *mixed crowd (males/females later in the evening)disadvantages:*horny ass guys in there that need to cool it...i get how its a bikini bar but come on, i wasn't even performing AND i dont look like a pole dancer!*not the nicest looking place*guy in the crowd that asked if i was interested in selling weed...Beware of the creep with the video camera in the back room where he was already filming a bare breasted dancer. how dare he ask me with his eyes scanning me if i wanted to bare it all for the camera where clients were watching outside!! HELL no. i rather find a sugar daddy.Employees insisting i go on stage was utterly annoying. (keep in mind i was clothed it was summer but i was wearing dress shorts at moderate length and a blue tank top.) Plus some dude who spoke Spanish was starting to scare me so my friend (who was about to perform) got a dancer to talk to him so i could evacuate. And the best part: this one black employee asked me, "do u not like chocolate"..umm i was like 'uh...i never said that..' just weird. i'm no flirt. especially not at a place like this! but hey, i got a free drink out of it and a great story to remind myself of why i wont return unless im having low self esteem and want it back by getting male attention without dancing.
Why pay a cover charge and high drink prices to watch so-so women in bikinis??? I can do see women in bikinis at the local public pool for about $4!!!
Read in the paper that 2 guys were shot dead at this place yesterday. Want to die for some PU-tang? I dont think so.
I came here after a long day at work with a co-worker to relax. We have been on Thursday, Friday and Wednesday nights. I like Thursday and Friday better but Wednesday is amateur-night and wet T-shirt contest night. Let me tell you, they're not really amateurs. They can really dance and move. I got to spray water on one of the sexy girl's white tank top. I believe her name is Angelica - she has the smile of an angel. You guys need to check her out. But I'd have to say, my favorite girl there was not a dancer but rather a waitress, which is why Thur and Fri's are better. She's blonde, wear glasses, and has really nice big you-know-whats. She's real friendly and can speak some of several languages including spanish, vietnamese and americanese. I try and tip her as best i can cause she seems to work harder than anyone else there. She's hands-off though! Don't grope her or any of the waitresses. I think you'd get kicked out. **shame,shame**
This place is hit and miss. I've had a few good experiences there and other times sucked. Good was seeing some hotties, maybe 2 - 4 ladies. Bad side was when there were only older, overweight girls, plus there's a bartender that is kinda stuck up. Older skinny guy talks to the girls more than the customers. Oh well ... If you don't go, you are not missing anything special. Besides, if you aren't going regularly, you might as well plan to go to SF or Vegas strip clubs instead ...
Ah, the good ole' BrAss Rail... what can be said that will replace the immediate image that pops in your head at the simple mention of the name? Probably not much. LoLThe Brass Rail is a fun lil sports/bikini/local bar that's clevely HIDDEN in the depths of Sunnyvale. The beer is cold and the girls are cute. There seems to be a big variety of girls so whatever your taste... you'll probably find it here. For lunch, they have a brisket buffet and at night, regular bar grub (hotdogs, nachos and cheeseburgers). I expected drink prices to be a lil higher because of the type of bar it is but, they aren't t bad. Pitchers of bud light are 12 and Sierra Nevada are 16. Well cocktails (gross) are only 5 but my Grey Goose cranberry is 8 (tastey)... totally worth it.The girls don't strip past their bikinis and no private dances are allowed so... it's best to just buy her a drink and tip her for chatting you up. What else do you come for if not a lil buzz and conversation? Haha. (I see guys who don't know this staring at tables that are full of girls... do they seriously not get it? You're at a strip club, you're supposed to generouesly tip the dancers and waitresses.) And yes... they are just talking to you for the tips, just like you only go to work for the paycheck.Definitely mapquest it before you go, even if you've been before but it's been a while. It's twisted back on the side of the hwy 237 wall. You'll think you've turned wrong and entered noman's land. It is right next to El Cerrito's Mexican Restaurant. (El Cerrito will deliver to The Brass Rail, btw.)Umm, beware of the bathroom... they're not always the cleanest.
You must be an unlikeable guy John. I have never had a problem at BR. No one has ever threatened me nor even said a discouraging word. Also as evidence, the only time a girl will even think about faking a drink is when a total creep buys it for them. So long! Bye bye! Good riddance!
With no cover charge, anyone can come in and not spend a dime. There seems to be a lot of trouble makers hanging here these days. Last time I was there a guy stepped in front of me and when I asked him to have a seat he threatened to kill me. They didn't throw him out, even though he had been in a fight with a bartender the prior year. If you buy a girl a drink, make sure you check it. Some of the girls actually pull the water instead of vodka trick. I've been aregular here since 1988 but I've had enough.
Used to go here all the time when I worked in the area. Great place to goto on a Friday night ( especially when it 's payday). If you are lookin for lap dances, this is not the place. It is more of a bar, with pool tables, tv and bikini clad dancers on 4 or 5 stages. Girls are friendly and will chat with u too.**Also, this place serves great prime rib and turkey lunch plates during the weekday lunch hours. You can have a delicous prime rib plate and watch dancers...can't beat that!
The Brass Rail is a cool place. It works similar to the clubs in Portland - cheap cover, reasonable drinks, and a crazy mix of patrons, including more women than you'd expect. The only difference you won't see any nipple or kitty. But hey, considering do see that in San Jose you'll have to pay $15 and give up the booze, I much prefer this as an option.The Brass Rail will always stick out in my mind, because I actually got asked out by a stripper here. And she was even hot! However, I figured her proposing a "date" after she got done with her shift implied activities I'd have to pay for, but as it turned out she probably was legit. Unfortunately, by the time I figured this out, she had lost interest. Sigh...oh, what could have been. Lexi, one day I shall return!
The last stop on the *non-titty* titty bar tour. This was supposedly going to be the best bikini bar that I would experience. I don't really know though because I was way to drunk before I even got there to remember anything other than:1. I didn't see titties2. there were tv screens that were supposedly showing titties but I couldn't focus my eyes to see them3. I didn't see titties
I have been to many of the places you go to. Heres a few more suggestions for you: Inner room Cabaret, cocoa beach florida (dollar for dollar my fav. in America); Club Fantasies, Prov. (2-1 full contact mon and tuesdays), Bare Assets, Holiday, Florida.
Juliana- you are so hot! If you see this, girl you could be making bank in Vegas this summer! Text me babe! mango
On my last day of work several jobs ago, the guys took me out for lunch here. On the plus side, there's no cover, and there are pool tables. On the down side, there's no nudity. You'd think people who went to a strip club would want nudity on a lunch break instead of a beer. Really, the place is just plain nasty. Sometimes you forget that Sunnyvale is, at its heart, a scummy, low-class shithole. Going to The Brass Rail makes sure you remember.
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The Rail is exactly what a stripper bar should be... low rent... Yes, the club is a bit beat up and the majority of the dancers are not Vegas-quality... So what?... I'm so sick of the "gentlemen's club" nonsense... Let's be real... The picture of a slack-jawed guy with a face full of tits or lap smothered in tush will not appear under the word "gentlemen" in the dictionary... I've visited well over 200 stripper bars in over 30 states (lots of travelling)... That includes Mitchell Bros in SF, Scores in NY, Mons Venus in Tampa, Cheaters in Providence, but I have a soft spot for the Rail... Its a clubhouse for guys... Pool tables, drinks, Plasma TV, and broads w/o gowns... It ain't heaven, but it will due for now...
Dont go there unless your really drunk. It will help the girls look good.
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There's nothing wrong with a good bikini bar. The Brass Rail is a good one. Yeah, you can see the same type of sights at the beach, but can you have them dancing in front of you? Can you sit with them & drink? Can you even walk up to a hot girl at the beach? Nope, nope & if you could, you wouldn't be going to strip clubs. Bikini bars are not high mileage clubs. They are good cheap places to get some strong drinks, see beautiful bikini babes up close & socialize with them. I've gotten many numbers from bikini bar girls & had fun with them outside the club as well. Brass Rail is great for what it is. Just because you're looking for more doesn't mean bikini bars are completely worthless.
I stop by an got me a samich and a beer tother day. had some cutie with a thong thon a thong tell me id get me a free one ifn i growed me a mullet. I caint stand no mullet luvin nuthin!! Mullets is dirty, stanky, and gots no class. Ats all i got t say.
I visited the bass rail last sat, and the only dancer with both a nice body and a great personality to follow was Summer! What a sweetheart I will be back to see her!!!!!
There is nothing more amazing to me than the fact this place remains open. Hey, the chicks try; but lets face facts, this place sucks. Lame atmosphere, bad bartending and an overall mood that just makes you want to puke. Don't take my word for it, go there yourself. Waste your 5$ per beer and leave your own review. Anyone who has ever set foot in a "Real" strip joint will not disagree with this review. Sorry for the bad review, just looking out for my fellow man.
I went there once with a bunch of women who lived in my neighborhood. I was the designated driver, hence, sobriety, which meant I was observing the on-goings of this place with a clear mind. This is basically a strip club -- yes, women strippers (don't ask why we were there, I have no clue) -- but not down to their birthday suits as they serve liquor here. The whole scene was an out of body experience for me as I watched everyone else having a seemingly good time. My husband swears that the place serves up some good food at lunch time. HAHA.
Whoever came up with the "Bikini Club/bar" idea should be shot on sight. There ARE no Lap dances, there IS no Nudity, the idea of calling these places "Strip Clubs" is absurd. You are throwing your money on girls who don't show ANYTHING you can't see at the beach. NOT worth it for someone who's used to the Dallas Strip Club scene... Very very lame.
I am coming out to Sunyvale soon - how are the LDs here - can you touch and get you get anything more. Do the girls grind you or are they air dances. What is the best strip club in the bay area
Cool place. Stopped by on Thursday night thinking I'd just grab a beer then head up to San Fran, but really liked lots of the girls there and ended up staying until close. Girls are good looking and friendly. Cover is $5 after 8 PM and beers run $4-$5. If you go on Monday or Tuesday night, no cover and lots of specials. This would be a great place to go with buddies to watch a game and have a pitcher, along with some great scenery. I'm not sure what is up with the mention of topless videos being shown. When I was there, the only thing on was SportsCenter. Maybe during the day things are different. Anyway, if you'd rather put your money in to alchohol than seeing nudity, this is a good spot.
Havent been to the Brass for a long time..I went on Monday, there is a new girl there named Veronica. Shes from Canada and very cute with an amazing body! What a sweet girl with a sweet smile. Im going back to see her.
I visited the brass rail from miami, and I saw two of the hottest and nicest model looking women I have have ever seen, sugar and summer, sooooooooooooooo gorgeous, check it out guys!!!
The cover charge for Fri and Sat. is $5 after 8pm. The atmosphere is friendly and fun. Tip Shelby and the girls especially well!
Visited about two or three months ago. Good food (sandwich) in the afternoon and very nice dancers. It's nice to be able to eat in one room and be entertained in the main area.