The drinks were strong which was about the only thing that was really good here. The girls weren't very talented performers and very few of them were all that social. I should know how to rate a dancer. I use to dance myself. Come for the drinks, but not for the girls.
Its the worst place that you could ever go for..We went there with a group of 15 people and we payed 10$ cover charge. The bouncer told us to drink at least minimum and then the bartender yelled at us passing racist comments..I mean seriously its the worst place to go.. I recommend everybody to never go to this place and ruin their night.
I highly recommend not to go here. The bartender was very rude. She used inappropriate language. DON'T GO. They totally ruined the party.
Nasty place! Nasty girls! Specially a girl name Alena(also seen escorting ads on this girl) so do they hire escorts? ... Poor quaintly in dancers. I guess this is where you go if you can't afford a nice strip club. Will not repeat .
Came here twice this year for the first time, venue is small, but nice looking girls of all races and types. My friends and I would come back.
Divey and not fully nude but a few of the girls were intriguing...nothing to rave about but a fine place to se some girls and waste some time and money...
First review of 2015 and it kicks off with... a strip club? a bar? somewhere in between? definitely more strip club than bar. I hate strip clubs. It makes zero sense for me to spend money to get blue balled but Man Jose can bring out extreme measures. In the last three weeks, I've gone twice for group occasions - first on a Monday and then on a Friday. The Monday I went closer to 1 than midnight - no cover charge, two drinks each, not crowded at all, girls were alright. Got a lap dance as place was closing and basically the lights were on and the 12 straggler dudes all watched me and were pointing (I could see em through the mirrors)... even in the "private" parts of a strip club with a girl on me, all I see are dudes. On Friday, $5 cover charge, probably three drinks each, super crowded, hotter girls (at least one super hot one - i think). No lapdances cause I don't want to become that guy and also was having substantially less fun the second go around. I'm a fan - I think it is good entertainment and a good deal. For sure it seems like there are a good amount of "regulars" and I don't have any plans on becoming one. But for guy occasions - and San Jose only has guy occasions - bring the singles in rubberbands (or like 20 of them is probably enough) and enjoy the hard work on stage.3.5/4 stars.
I don't remember much from the night I stumbled into Sporty's Bikini Bar. I do remember that the cover was kind of spensy and that the girls dancing were in really good shape (which I awkwardly/drunkenly made sure to repeat to them over and over again -- "omg you are so fit"). My friend and I sort of dragged our boyfriends in against their wishes, and they awkwardly stood and watched the olympics that were on the TV and we sat near the stripper poles to catch all the action. We were already pretty tipsy when we walked in so we didn't partake in the bar, but the dancing was fun to watch. I will probably never be drunk enough to go back in there but I would recommend it for a boys night out, or a pit stop for a bachelor party that's staying local.
Shot shot shot shot shot everybody!!!! Fun sports / bikini / friendly / awesome bar!!! Thought I was walking into a normal bar and was delightfully surprised to see some go go dancers with bikinis! They flirt with the creepers it's all good if you want to pay them for a lap dance you can but no pressure I didn't I just enjoyed the view and the alcohol!
Hi my name is Michael. I came in one night after work to grab a beer and just hang out. I wasn't looking for a lap dance, just maybe a quick talk, and watch the girls dance and do their thing on the pole. I was gracefully approached by this dancer named yezmeen. I hope I am saying her name correctly? she was unbelievably gorgeous, middle eastern decent, friendly, very personable, very intelligent, I could tell! she introduced herself, we had a nice talk, after 15 or 20 min went by, she then asked me for a lap dance, I said "hell yes", she was very professional, sweet, asked questions like "are you ok?" "do you need anything?", the lap dance costs min 20$, not bad. You aren't allowed to touch the girls there, its one of their policies. I highly recommend you go down to sportys and ask for yezmeen! she is wonderful, personable, and an amazing dancer!
I was hanging with a few friends and co-workers in downtown San Jose. Some dive bar. Least to say we we're bored and needed a new venue. Something new and exciting is what we wanted. We decided to head out to Sportys. When we got there I was greeted by the bartender right away. She poured my beverage with a smile. Good start to a fantastic evening. The girls are nice and very easy on the eyes. The bouncers are hands off but you know they are there. And the overall vibe was awesome. We were glad we came.I would recommend it to anyone looking for a fun time that is a bit out of the ordinary. Go check out Sporty's and say hi to Mark the bouncer. Sporty's a place you will always have a "sporty" good time.
4.5 to be true!Kinda steep, 10 bucks cover, 12 for a McCallan's, 8 for a Jim Bean. I think its expensive (although my years in PA might bias me), 4 bucks for the ATM fees! Still, worth it. Meet Raya!Anyway, special mention for this girl Raya. OMFG She is absolutely beautiful, not to mention talented. They all are, to be fair but Raya was just something else. Enough to make me want to go back next week!
The time I went, it felt kind of dead
Friendly place everyone is awesome and treats everyone with respect!
This place is a hit or miss sometimes. I recommend coming here during the weekend, especially if your a girl. The weekdays are filled with horny guys waiting for the ladies to dance. At least on the weekends you have TNT BBQ (if your lucky) there. Great BBQ BTW, and other girls there not counting the dancers. As months go by Sporty's have been hiring better looking dancers, but those new ones are really not socialable towards women. Like a lot of strip clubs (this is not a strip club, just girls in bikini's dancing for you) the dancers dogg you if your a girl in their territory. Shout out to my girl Roxanne :D
Beautiful, sweet, outgoing, talented, happy, ladies for all! Let me just start off clarifying that this bikini bar is not your typical bikini bar! There is an awesome full bar (NO RESTAURANT OR FOOD SERVICE, BUT ARE WELCOMED TO BRING IN FOOD) Happy hour is as follows: (Mon-Fri, 4-6 pm, all draft beer and domestic bottled beer(ex: bud, bud light, coors, coors light, MGD) all $3.00NOTE: There is a ONE DRINK MINIMUM per customer.This establishment does observe a cover charge after 7pm. Please inquire further depending on which day you wish to visit :)The vibe is very laid back and sexy and fun!You will find that is very easy to strike up a conversation with the beautiful ladies, and could be challenged with a fierce sexy pool game!The security staff is accommodating, professional, well rounded, and just down right cool! The bartenders are there to accommodate all! Be patient for at times they are the only one tending bar, making change, and keeping the party going! They are friendly, knowledgeable, and charismatic! The prices are extremely fair, and the drinks are strong and your money's worth! NOTE: This is a CASH ONLY BAR....NO TABS, CREDIT CARDS, IOU'S, LAYAWAY, DRINK AND DASH, NO DISCOUNTS, MY FRIEND KNOWS A FRIEND THAT KNOWS THE OWNERS COUSIN 5th RELATIVE..There are T.V.'s for your OTHER viewing enjoyment as well as the dancers, bartenders, and security staff :)All in all, it is one big family:) There is an abundance of return/regular customers, and once you get to experience the fun, you will understand why! :)I urge you , if you are in the area, to check this place out! And I hope that this was useful!
Love this bar.crazy good time and Hot girls
old ugly blonde chick went around asking and nagging for tips after she danced. ruined my experiencetried to make me feel bad for only giving her $2 too.stupid . she aint even good at dancing and shes old.
I've been here a lot of times and it's always fun. I usually go with my friends and it's always a blast. Maybe because we always have a good time no matter where we are.The girls there are very friendly and fun to talk to. Ya they're there to shake there ass and get tipped for it (like a strip club), but you actually can have a fun conversation with them. The place is small (that's why there's one star taken off), but enough room for us to sit, drink, and watch the show. The staff is cool too. Security isn't a bunch of big guys mugging you and the bar staff are pretty fast. I enjoy coming here and will always bring new ppl to this place.
This was a super random experience.. came in and if you didn't look to the left it looks like another neighborhood dive bar. But then there are the dancing girls... I didn't like that I had to pay a cover no matter if it was now or not. The girl are OK not bad but the lighting is also complimentary. Like i said i didn't really come for the girls... great value drinks, cool bartenders, good music.. all guys except our group
Sporty's was a great way to spend my Dirty-30!!! I didn't really know what to expect as this was my first "bikini bar"... Not that I had never been to a strip club, but I didn't know if the bikinis would come off, or just how revealing these bikinis would be. Well..... The bikinis never came off, but they didn't really need to as they were VERY revealing! For anybody wondering, this is a "bikini bar" modeled after your general strip club. It's a small place where EVERY seat in the house is a good seat. Full bar with a great view and friendly staff. The club is pretty small, so hope you don't mind being close to other people, and the atmosphere is a little "darker" than how it looks in the pics..... But overall, it was a perfectly fine place to hang out for a few hours.The girls were hot, sexy and fun to be around. Although most girls are friendly at every strip club you go to, it seemed the Sporty's girls were actually enjoying talking to their guests, and at the same time enjoyable to talk to. No pressure, they let you know they give private dances but left it at that. My wife and I went with another couple and we all had a ton of fun at Sporty's. One dancer even took a special liking to my friends wife, and we got a bit of special treatment from her.The one mistake we made this night was leaving Sporty's at midnight to go down the way to Cheetahs. While Cheetahs was "nice" and is a full nude strip club, we were having TONS MORE fun while at Sporty's. The drinks, the friendly girls and the overall feeling that we weren't just there to see strippers. We were there having a good time with some friends and the 98% naked women all over the place was just an added bonus. I may find myself at Sporty's again, even if it is 1+ hrs away for me.
This place has a great beer selection and really has great dancers. They also have friendly staff and lots of space. Bathrooms are dirty, but so is every other strip club in the Bay Area! Over all strong drinks, hot dancers and great people. Asian nights on Friday are the best!!!!
My buddy turned 21 and we thought it'd be fun to just do all kinds of crazy crap that week. So we go to Sporty's and we thought it'd be one of those grungy gross places you see in the movies. The girls who work there are really beautiful and they hire a really diverse array of women and you should be able to find one you like.Took my girlfriend here the same night, and she thinks it's really fun too!Drinks are cheap, tipping dancers is surprisingly cheap too. If you come on a weekday you'd be surprised how much a couple of dollars is appreciated. Be respectful, drink up, loosen up, you should honestly be able to kill 3 hours for 20 bucks in case you've had one of those godawful days. So far I think of it as a bar, a bikini bar second. I wouldn't mind casually brining my other friends here and omitting the fact that it's a BB. The atmosphere is pretty diverse. The doorman keeps all the douches out and he's a pretty cool guy. Props to Skylar too. She's just awesome. She and a couple of the other girls who are guaranteed to be there at any given time are probably the reason I have yet to go to a full-nude place.Knock yourselves out guys!
It was my first time going to this bar, and man it was a blast!!!! the people were great the girls were really awesome and very nice. One pool table was freaking awesome lol. Anyways i never met any one in a bar where every single person were very nice. I would come back here again
First of all, I do not usually go to these types of places. I took a client here and the customer is always right. This place was suprisingly nice and beatiful atmosphere.
Believe it or not.. i got tricked in walking into Sporty's. Came with some guy friends from work. They told me we were headed for beers at this local sports bar before heading to our destination, and after many distractions, next thing i knew, i was handing over my ID and walking in. Looked to my right, and BOOM! there is hot girl in a bikini, look to my left and BOOM!! there is another one on stage doing flips. I was shocked at first but it was fun. I was there with three of my close friends, two which are married, so i felt just fine. The place in not raunchy and the girls aren't too wild but they still get job done. They are very nice, but again they are working for their $$$. I heard that the quality of girls depends on the day of the week. So for a friday, there were a few good acts. Probably not the best place for a date, but for an all guys night, go for it!
It's placed in the back of a small plaza but their sign isn't hard to miss. for more help its kind of near the han kook market and by the KFCThe coolest yet creepiest thing i saw there was this old man who had himself positioned by the stage with his bottle of vitamin D milk. I really had no idea how to feel. I actually saw him get at least 2 private dances. Well the dances aren't that private. Its near the pool table. They have a short partition so you can see the guy's shoulders and head and of course more of the girl. Whether they have more private areas i'm not sure. I came here on a friday night so the girls that came on stage were pretty and they danced well with some pole tricks here and there. The counters are close by the stage so you get a lot of up close action (so long as you have those dollar bills hanging out of course). There's a pool table and tvs if you're the shy type and would rather stare at the girls through your peripherals. The place like other people have described is a bit small. Which is a reason why i took it a notch down. But considering i was supposed to be there on what i would think is a busy night, it wasn't too crazy packed. The drinks were good, the prices sorry i'm not so sure because i didn't pay. I definitely think it's a place to try out if you're down :)
I thought my 100th review would be a Michelin star establishment. Boy, was I waaaaaay off.I've lived 2 minutes from this place for almost 3 years now and OH MAN, HAVE I BEEN MISSING OUT.A pool table, TVs for sports, pretty cheap drinks, well stocked bar... what more could you hope for? Oh yeah, how about attractive and scantily clad females gyrating around?!? 3 out of 6 'dancers' were definitely high on the 'hotness' scale for these kinds of places (whatever that means).Went on a Thursday night and I was simply amazed. I don't think I'll be coming back anytime soon (just not my thing), but it is great to know the option is always there!Spongebob awesomeness: Always remember to tip your bartenders! (and dancers) well!
Went here with 4 other friends last night and we were very disappointed. I was thinking this place would be bigger than it actually was. The place was small... A small stage for the dancer, a bar spread that holds around 15 seats, 1 pool table. and a 3 seat "private" lap dance area. Paid the 5 dollar cover charge for everybody... So it was like 25 bucks lost for me to be disappointed, haha. FMLWe left within 15 minutes of staying here.
This is a super casual place. It's actually in a strip mall. Finally a strip club in a strip mall. It was meant to be.Actually there is some stripping off of clothing at Sporty's but there is no nudity. Neither is there touching. If this sounds like your idea of a strip club then this is the place for you.In all honesty it is mildly fun and entertaining and some of the girls are fairly hot, some less than hot.There is one tiny stage. Dancers dance and afterwards busk around the bar to get tips so you don't have to sit around the stage. Kinda odd.There is a small bench seating area where you get a dance. A dance where you are not touched in any way. God, whose idea was this place?Anyway the drinks are good here. You could do worse.Took some business friends here. It's a good place to take some friends out to show them a good time. Cant feel too guilty about air dances from a girl in a bikini can you?Dances are often 20$ per.
For a laid back place to watch some sports (I would suggest after work), Sporty's is a great place. The place is a bit hidden within this plaza, but it's not too far from the freeway which is a plus.I've seen everything from SportsCenter, Hockey Games, Basketball Games, Football Games, MMA and more being played on their flat screen TVs. The place is a bit small but always has a good vibe. The bartenders are always friendly at Sporty's as well as the bouncers working the door. Be sure to buy any ladies a drink. They spend so much time dancing, you know they're thirsty. =D If you get a chance, be sure to check out Nikki and say hello.Remember..... only cash! Hit the ATM before you relax!
Post Valentine's Day dinner what should we do? Drinks at Sporty's Bikini Bar of course!Hula hoop girl is talented, cute and helmet clad. Between songs as she slings her tote bag over her shoulder she is nonchalant, blase and showing minimal interest to the old men and baggy jeans wearing youngins'. With her own style and quirky show she is definitely the highlight of Sporty's making it a little less dreary and adding the perfect amount of kitsch to the otherwise average and slightly depressing strip mall bikini bar.
I went on thanksgiving day, how hilarious, right? A good amount of the girls are ultra cute, very friendly, and amazing with a pole or all by themselves. I've seen things here that do not exist in some of the full nude strip clubs I've been to.There were a lot of customers that night, but there were probably like 4 girls on rotation. 90% of them were cute and work hard for that money.I'm assuming that their raised drink prices are due to the fact that it costs quite little to get in.I thought it was a good place to just burn some time and money if you're close-by.
Going to Sporty's is like living inside of a T-Pain discography. Here it's all about beer and bikinis. The whole staff is good looking especially the BARTENDERS and, for the lack of a better word, the STRIPPERS, i mean dancers. . Most of them are nice, and love to interact w/ the clientele. SHAWTYS can GET LOOSE, LOW, move theri bodies like a CYCLONE. If I ask CAN I BUY U A DRANK, they'll usually take up the offer. Any guy could get SPRUNG or even FALL IN LOVE with them. But in all seriousness, this is a quality establishment. It is fairly small, but clean. Very chill yet fun atmosphere. It is the perfect place to roll through w/ the homies. And don't sleep on the drink specials. I got plastered off of pitchers of sierra nevada one random afternoon,.
This is where I like to go with my husband and have a few good strong cocktails, Music is always pumping everyone is having a good time:)Girls are really nice and the bartenders are really sweet.
Easy to miss off of El Camino but I think it's good fun here in the south bay. The girls were friendly and sweet. Amy (red head) has the most energetic dance! Better than the rest of the Bikini bars in our area.