Valentino's Cafe Reviews

1.8

116 Court St

Middletown, Connecticut 06457

Tommy J Bone

posted on 13 October, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Hows the AIDS treatin u 99077 ur such a homo!

99077

posted on 2 July, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.6
Quality of the Dancers
2.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
1.2

I walked in here one day and a dream came true. I was getting a lap dance and I said "I want the real thing": she unzipped me, started sucking away then sat on it a few minutes later and I popped right into her. I was in a daze........ran home to wash off. Couldn't believe it happened: always a fantasy, but never thought it could be reality. I wish I stuck around and waited until she got back on stage so I could watch my jizz drool out of her puss while she danced in front of me onstage. Mention the word "Dakota" and the other dancers will start to tell....... It's a laid back place you can still smoke: even the owner is always there smoking. The girls aren't great looking, occasionally some new talent will come in, but the girls are pretty accomodating.

spekter

posted on 30 March, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.5
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
N/A
Overall Hospitality
N/A
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
2.5
Value for Money, Drinks
2.5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

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Tommy J Bone

posted on 2 February, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

Who needs a shot of H??????

aha..

posted on 24 December, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.6
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.8
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
3.8
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
N/A

Went der coupla times but seedy both the times... strippers not more than 2 and if you go there by around 11 or 12... they are probably drunk and rolling around and u hv nothing to do...