Kitchen Cafe Comments

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3573 Berlin Tpke

Newington, Connecticut 06111

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re dancer  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on September 6, 2015
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The entire property was leveled. There is a Starbucks and a few other places there now.

Dancer  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on September 5, 2015
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I see conflicting comments here. Does this club exist anymore or was it demolished? I was wondering what the house and DJ fees were to work here for day and night shifts. Trying to find a new club soon and picking based on safety and the most reasonable fees.

Round and Round  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on January 26, 2013
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I love this place . I love to drink and drive all around get someump to eat... go back to club drink some more... then take another ride around.. its fun! i usually will cum her and get loaded on gin and tonics. then i drive around town.. around and around and around i go.. i usually will drive around with a hoe in car its more fun and also someone to talk to. but anyway.. i mostly like to drink..

re Jack  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on January 24, 2013
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Hope you are joking! Building has been leveled!

Jack meihoff  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on January 24, 2013
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Had a great time with Amber last night! Great lap dances, if you get a chance, get a backrub from destiny, I'll be back, Drinks are good and place is not too crowded.

R.I.P. Kitchen Cafe  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on November 15, 2012
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The building has been demolished. End of story.

Kahoot reg  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on May 2, 2012
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Tori just got fired here, great body, anyone see her, post where she is now.

re me  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on April 3, 2012
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Been there once in last few months, and it was very sad. Centerfolds is nice, unless that is where you are getting the drama. Stars, way out in Plainfield, is really, really nice. Very new, VERY clean, very nice staff. My new fave club.

me  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on March 28, 2012
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Hi! I am looking for a new club. Can not stand the place I am at now. DRAMA QUEENS! I was wondering if anyone can tell me about the club. I passed by it but havn't gotten a chance to go in. Thanks guys and have fun!!

re patron= eddie santos  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on January 22, 2012
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kitchen cafe is a very nice club and is not closing down, yes business is off, but not just at kitchen cafe its in all clubs truout the northeast.i know this because iam in just about every club in conn as i sell outfits to the dancers.this site is here to get info on dancers and for people that dont know where to go. .last patron want to have a good time?next time you go to kitchen cafe eat some good food tip the hard working girls and the bartenders, be nice and you well see a return.

Rosa  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on September 9, 2011
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Speaking of Rosa she is cute and doesnt drink either but I dont ever really see her when I go in. Someone says she works Days but I havent seen her there either. Any intel on this cutie is well deserved. She is Latina and about 5'2 nice tits and tight ass...for the chubby chasers

Nfamous  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on August 13, 2011
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Place is becoming a Hood dealer spot. Sux to go here anymore. The hottest thing about the place is Rosa

bartender ... mmhmm  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on April 28, 2011
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I want the hot tiny bartender back from a few weeks ago ... so fucking hot.

Rich  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on April 25, 2011
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This club needs a lot of work. It seems as though these ladies are being worked to death. I came in only two girls on Saturday night that I saw. The food is good. The drinks are a little over priced as with the cover. This could be a good place if there were more to look at.

nasty  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on April 24, 2011
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why are you looking for the HIV

HA HA  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on April 22, 2011
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That place is dead. The only place that is any fun is Maguires...

also a patron  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on April 22, 2011
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Its about time Management is doing something about all the dancers that want to do nothing but ask for drinks, sit around and complain and start trouble- For a long time this place was run poorly, It looks like it is changing for the good, how can this place be racist with black guys working there- This place will be back on their feet, Finally the trouble makers are gone- I will be back-

get a clue-  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on April 22, 2011
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the Kitchen Cafe is not even close to closing, I was down there last night and had a great time- they may have had only a few girls working but they were very friendly and DID Not try to hit me up for drinks, or my money, they finally made some smart decsions by getting rid of some very poor so called dancers, This club is anything but racist, You sound like you may be one of the girls they got rid of, - if your gonna post information, make sure you know what you are talking about first, I plan on returning, I had a great time-

PATRON  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on April 21, 2011
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The kitchen cafe is getting ready to close down... There are almost no dancers. Very few clientel. New management has left this business dead in the water. There will be no recovery. It is not worth going to this club. It has been upkept terribly. The fault is management. It is worse because of the new racist manager. I recommend people to go anywhere but there.

Somewhere Else  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on April 17, 2011
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This place has gone way down hill. Go to Centrfolds. It's just a few miles down the road and is a gold mind! Great girls, HOT HOT bartenders which doesn;t hurt either.

haha  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on April 17, 2011
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Nothing can save this place. It is headed for a major lawsuit with mangers threatening dancers with bottles and illegally strip searching them. Also, do you really want to go to this club where dancers steal money from the clientel. Not only that drinks are sky high. Lame 80s music play all night that make people walk out. Do you really think you can save something like that? There is a list. Poor abusive management, contracted addicts stealing from customers, over priced drinks, and terrible music choices. Every action is to push customers and a good experience away.

Where did the hot bartender go?  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on April 15, 2011
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where did the hot bartender go? Very petite with long black hair and green eyes. was behind the bar a few weeks ago. She could have saved this shit show.

Worst Club Ever  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on April 10, 2011
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All these chicks are either with their supplier or some BF takin up all their time. Rarely any of them on the pole. They all take breaks at the same time so they can smoke/snort coke together. Even worse on Sundays

TORI  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on February 13, 2011
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Anyone see TORI? Beautiful, bigguns, long straight hair? Help much appreciated would love to stop and see her. Heard she might be at this place-- if so, probably the best thing that ever happened to this bar.

??  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on February 13, 2011
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how are the bartenders they tend to be the hottest in the clubs anyway.

Sammy  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on December 2, 2010
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What day does sammy work anyone know?

Nation  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on November 4, 2010
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Hey all. I'm on maternaty leave right now but I WILL be back at the end of December rocking out Sundays. To all of you who had a bad time here in the past I hope you'll come through on Sundays to see me. I'll change your mind about this club. Can't wait to get back to work, and back on that pole. Come in for a show and we'll turn this place around together. So come cellebrate you hangover from Saturday night with me and Robin (our awsome bartender) on Sunday day and we'll see if we can get things looking up for you. lol

Don't waste your gas  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on November 2, 2010
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This club is a total bust. There's never any girls there and they wont hire black girls during the day because the manager is racist. Only a few old guys who hang out by the bar all day. Most of them look like they're ready to die, hope they take this place with them. Really poor managment. It's the only club in CT that doesn't do specails, promos, or features. There are too many other clubs near by to waste your time here. Try Centerfolds, Hollywood, Kahoots, Gold Club, or just about any other club in CT. Just don't go here. You WILL be disappointed.

Grundle  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on September 26, 2010
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Dj Grundle is Deejaying October 9th Saturday at Kitchen Cafe 3573 Berlin Tpke Newington, CT ? + Booby basket ball contest (win a free Lap Dance) + T-shirt body paint contest (Win a body autographed T-shirt) + Win shots

TORI  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on September 13, 2010
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Does Tori still work here?

Agree!  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on August 26, 2010
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Place sux, prices suck and no dancers to speak of. Go 5mins away to Centerfolds! May be small inside but always a great time, good dancers, lots of dancers and sexy bartenders.

Oberver  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on August 17, 2010
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The problem with this place in the management. HAlf the bartenders have attitudes and the bouncers who make less than minimum wage think they're hotter sh-t than the dancers. The club has potential to do better. Get rid of the problem employees.

Jamie  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on July 25, 2010
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I stopped in a couple of weeks ago on a Sunday night & there were no dancers there at all. I don't get that. The bartender was named Jamie. She is absolutely the most beautiful & sexiest girl I have ever seen in my life. I'm going back just to see her.

I totally agree...  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on July 15, 2010
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And this used to be a great place to come to. I stopped by there last week for the first time in about a year and was totally unimpressed. The quality of the dancers has gone way downhill, the nude alcohol-free side totally sucks, and the place is just downright depressing. Get some hot girls in there, be reasonable about your prices, and give guys a reason to stop there!

Naughty then Nice  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on July 14, 2010
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Used to work at this club and it's a total waste of time. They are so desperate for girls they'll hire anyone. Day girls are either too big or too old to be stripping. Night girls are just there to pay for their habbits. Most of the time there are few or no girls working at all, especially days. When girls are there, they are usually too drunk to dance, and not much to look at. There aren't even many guys at this club. Mostly old regulars that sit at the bar looking for free therapy from anyone (girl or customer) who will lend an ear. There's no money for the girls and nothing to look at for the guys. I don't even know how they call thenselves a strip club. It's pathetic.

Tory  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on July 8, 2010
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What's this Tory look like and when does she work ?

J  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on July 1, 2010
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This club is awesome. Double the money you can get a mean hand job from Tory. She also do house calls mid shift. Just come in and ask her for a real lap dance.

johnny  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on May 26, 2010
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check out kahoots in vernon its under new management time clock is gone and club has been renovated

Sexy Stripper  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on April 26, 2010
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Girls beware of a white male around 5 10 5 11 short dark brown hair a little salt n pepper on side burns. He has hazel, green or blue eyes. He is chubby with moles on his face and ears. He is aggressive and he has STD's Im sure of it. He has a military tattoo on his right arm. He goes by Dave, Doug or MIke. He thinks he is the man. Came in and I am just spreading the word. He is gross. I think he is a cop or fireman. He will charm you but gets aggressive.

curious  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on April 21, 2010
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anyone know a girl by the name of carmen that works at the Kitchen

saturn  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on March 15, 2010
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she no longer works there

bob  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on March 8, 2010
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anyone ever hear of a girl name luv????

Roxy  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on January 6, 2010
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does Roxy still work here? she came from the Gold Club.

Great  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on December 19, 2009
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This club was fun! Most dancers are really good looking here! Guys and I stopped in after work, and found the dancers friendly and good looking. Bartender was so so, in attitude & looks dept. We will be back. LAP DANCES ARE 4Stars

Really Sucks!  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on November 18, 2009
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Better off at Gold Club or Centerfolds which is right down the street.

zzzzzzzzzz..........  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on November 14, 2009
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ah thanks, but I meant the Kitchen side during the daytime. Wanted to have a few beers and was curious if there was any decent dancers worth stopping in to check out on a rainy day. Theres no bouncers during the day are there?

Just did it  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on November 5, 2009
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This place is lame. Dancers are rude and average looking. Bar staff has attitude as do the bouncers. You're better off at the Gold Club.

zzzzzzzzzz.........  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on October 30, 2009
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thought of stopping in here for a few beers during the day last week, but looking at this site.......is there anything worth stopping for?

DonnyBrasco  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on September 17, 2009
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They used to have a girl working here who is a total psycho - she goes by the stage name Gigi....management and customers need to be careful of her

Spell Check People!  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on February 17, 2009
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When you post something defaming another club, make sure you spell the words correctly! LOL!!! Otherwise, your credibility goes right down the toilet. I've been to both clubs. Centerfolds is great, nice atmosphere and I happen to like the diversity. Kitchen is great when I want to overspend and be underwhelmed.

this is for "fly boy"  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on February 6, 2009
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if you want to dance with nasty ass imigrents then go to centerfolds but if you want some nice american girls go to the kitchen. i dont know why you people rather help out them other then your own people. stupid!!!!!!!!! stupid!!!!!!!!!!

James  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on January 15, 2009
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Actually, this place gets me so horny that I'd like to take one of you boys out on a date. Any of you boys want your cock sucked by a man? I'd love to do it!!! I'll give you my mouth if you give me your ass!!!

James  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on November 2, 2008
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I get alot of milage from these crack heads... I am definetly going back. A couple of drinks and everyone is hot!!!

Dougie  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on October 31, 2008
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I used to work there running the dayshift i miss all my girls hope everyone is doing good!!!

Jay  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on October 1, 2008
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The place has recently picked up some decent chicks. However, the unprofessional behavior of dancers and employees is something to be desired. Management obviously has some major issues to allow such an atmosphere.

Flyboy (Steve)  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on September 11, 2008
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Covercharge is retarded to see these crackhead girls dance. get some meat on your bones stop runnin lines in the back. fuck all the bouncers there, buncha power tripping cock blocks. this place is horrible don't waist the gas, drive the extra 5 minutes to centerfolds that place is the shit. p.s. $35 cover for nude, $5 drinks but they only have water and redbull, $40 lapdance that lasts about 2 minutes max. rip off! rip off! rip off! rip off! rip off! rip off! rip off! rip off! rip off! rip off!

Scam job ...  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on September 6, 2008
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This place is a total rip off ... $40 for a nude lap dance, 3 minutes my azz .... they want a $115 for the private room. Give the dancer a extra 20 for more time, she calls it a tip ... Watch out for the chick with the cheery tat on her back, bad news 1

re. college..  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on September 1, 2008
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No I was refering to two blonde college girls who were working here last spring..always danced together...one had short hair and a six pack the other had long hair and huge tits. would go visit them every friday. Anyone kno if they still dance//where they are??

garbage!  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on August 27, 2008
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The lot was FULL so I figured this must be a good club? Boy, was I wrong! Girls are either ENORMOUS or EMACIATED and i think a few might have been 16 years old. The cars are due to Mcguires sportsbar next door....don't be fooled.

Sammy  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on August 22, 2008
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Yes there is a sammy working here. Small frame PR maybe with freckles

sammy  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on August 10, 2008
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havent been here in a while, is sammy still working here?

Dissapointed  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on July 26, 2008
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The girls here are not worth $25 for a topless dance...let alone $35 for a nude. This club is trying to charge the same as Gold Club, when most of their girls look like they should be working the corner. Brought some clients in here and had to seek out elsewhere because a place like this isn't going to seal a deal with clients. The girls were rude, complained about lack of money in the establishment, and a few smelled foul. I will not be back..

KENT  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on July 6, 2008
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They maybe down the road at gentleman's

college  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on June 28, 2008
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Kent, are you speaking about college girls that were there in 2006? If so I know who you mean...

kent  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on June 21, 2008
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what happened to those 2 college girls that used to be there every friday?

Jolene  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on June 6, 2008
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Met Jolene on Thursday. Shorter and alittle thick..but nice rack. Says she works thursdays. what is the deal with the vip here...I heard something like $100 for 15 mins....$200 for 30 mins....does that sound right ? if so, who is work going back there with?

Cysco  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on June 4, 2008
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Whosname -say hi to Bianca for me

whosname  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on June 1, 2008
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If it werent for the Cafe, Id have to travel to New York to c the ultimate dancer. Bianca has a new home! Away from Guido the drunken wanna be mobster( Mario), Nd his right hand manwhore.Shes better than Ive ever seen her, HOT HOT HOT!!!!!

SurferD  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on March 11, 2008
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Had lunch there on Monday 3/10/08. Pretty good sandwich. 3 girls working it was very slow. There was a very cute one named Sammy. Short blonde hair with glasses. Smartest dancer ever! She's a writer and has 2 kids and has it together from what I saw. Gave a nice nude LD too. Thanks Sammy.

New Girl  on Kitchen Cafe

posted on February 14, 2008
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Got tipped of that a new skanny looking girl might be working here now. Skinny...blonde hair small tits...only thing that might stand out is she works the pole(s) prety good...if you knowwhat I mean.