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1823 M Street Northwest

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Re: Re: Archcomments  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on March 4, 2018
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No, I was saying Archibald's comments are written by Archibald's. I wrote it here because Archibald's would delete it. Camelot is a THE BEST club, completely professional.

Re: Archcomments  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on March 2, 2018
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I so kindly disagree , Camelot strip club is a great strip club . They have beautiful woman ,who is so so sweet and fun to talk to . The club is clean and well decorated , The bartender is funny and allways keep me laughing . Camolot is one of they top strip club in DC , Maryland and Virginia period .

Archcomments  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 18, 2017
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The ones on their stripclub page are obviously written by the club.

Camelot regular  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 17, 2017
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5star

Re: Re: Camelot  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 16, 2017
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I agree! Camelot is above the rest! You wanna good night out...stop by the lot for beautiful ladies and where the drinks keep on flowin'. There's always a packed house. Camelot is the place to be!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Camelot  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 16, 2017
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Ho ho ho.

Re: Camelot  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 16, 2017
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Camelot is the best club in dc hands down!!! Gorgeous women from the wait staff,bartenders to the beautiful and classy dancers. I'd like to call it the naked ballet. They're beautiful in their movements and I am always memorized by the beauty of the different body types and dance styles. The dancers are very friendly and very intellectual as well as loads of fun. I love coming by after work with my buddies for good drinks and better company. Love Camelot!!!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Camelot  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 16, 2017
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Lol clown....get a life stalker

Re: Re: Re: Camelot  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 15, 2017
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your != you are = you're

Re: Re: Camelot  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 13, 2017
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No your just a crazed fan. It's not that serious to be on here ALL the time bashing another club. Get a life. Go out have fun. Live a little and stop being obsessed over a Damn strip joint....jeez

Re: Camelot  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 12, 2017
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We talk about Archibalds here because they delete negative, albeit accurate comments on their page.

Camelot  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 10, 2017
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You losers need to go talk about that shithole Archibald's and the lowlifes who work there on Archibald's page here. This page isn't for complaining about the garbage that is Archies, it's for praising the heaven that is Camelot and the angels and goddesses who work there!

Re: Archibalds  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on September 10, 2017
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Archibalds brags about guest bartenders, but not their own girls.

Archibalds  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on August 21, 2017
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COVER CHARGE, drink minimum and drinks priced as if there were no cover? SHM.

Official  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on August 5, 2017
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Archisbald had ditched all public scheduling. Smoke and mirrors.

Re: Re: Archie  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 27, 2017
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Camelot is excellent with schedule. Archibald's hasn't updated any for two weeks, very arrogant.

Re: Archie  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on April 11, 2017
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They don't have their shit together enough to do Facebook on Saturday or Sunday. Eternal slacking.

Archie  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on April 6, 2017
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The only reason I go to Archibalds Facebook is because those moron's web schedule is months old. They don't bother with weekend a schedule though. Maybe no schedule anywhere will be the part of the downfall of the Mpire.

Xarchibald  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 12, 2016
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Archibalds thinks they are too good to post a current schedule. Partly because they have a bunch or girls on the schedule that got better jobs and left.

Daze  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 7, 2016
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There are some absolute stunners that work days only: Faye, Bella.

Ruby  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 2, 2016
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Is the new Ruby the one from Mpire and Good Guys?

Weedman420  on  The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 23, 2016
Joined 4 years ago
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The plus, great servers, the negative, the girls. They didn't seem like they were having fun it was almost like a chore. One was getting mad because no one was tipping which I get but it just made for a strange experience. I really like the atmosphere of this place though but it needs improvement overall.

Stagename  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 23, 2016
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What is the stage name of that Friday day shift white girl with the gigantic breasts? Trying to figure out when else I can see her there.

Pulchritudinous  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 15, 2016
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I rarely see her mentioned on this board, but not unsurprising given that most strip club "patrons" are Neanderthals, but Lolita is the most stunningly gorgeous dancer I've seen in DC. She looks like a supermodel. Youthful yet sophisticatedly beautiful unlike any other.

Dude  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on September 8, 2016
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A few years is an eternity for girls to still be at the same place.

Old regular  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on August 28, 2016
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I haven't been here for a couple years now, but used to go all the time. What happened to Lily and Chloe?

danielson  on  The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 30, 2016
Joined 2 years ago
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So from what I have been reading, DC doesn't really have strip clubs. More like go-go bars. And that's fine. A good go-go is great. The drinks are decent. My service (Kate) was pretty decent. And the dancing was fine given the limited floor space the women have to work with. After the set some women come and hang out with whom I am guessing was the biggest tipper on stage. The girls themselves are pretty hot in their own way. Ranged from sweet and thick to skinny and dangerous. It was a Tuesday night when I showed, and the place was pretty packed. On a side note, gotta figure out the trick to getting on to hang out after the set. Have not managed that on my first try, but I'll be back. That being said, it's summer and I'm pretty flush. Never go to a strip club otherwise. Unfortunately DC has instituted a midnight train curfew. So I'm outta here.

Mike  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 9, 2016
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Dayshft here is going downhill. One dancer is either always talking shit about all the other girls or nodding off like she's doped up. This place has become depressing.

J H.  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on May 9, 2016
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Normally don't write reviews, but be careful here. Pay cash only. Left my card there....they said they had it...I said I would pick it up the following day. Then found out they ran up over 6k of unwarranted charges before noon at over 15 places online. Unreal....shady humans.

Ouch  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on January 31, 2016
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Haha, some of the same names pop up on other clubs' boards too sumtimes. Sad bunch fo' sho'

LOL  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on January 27, 2016
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I figured out who some of those creepy 'omers are from Camelot's Facebook friends.

CGC  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on January 22, 2016
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Lol. 3 confirmed losers there. And eww is right. Some guys must have no life.

Mags  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on January 21, 2016
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lol kels, you mean *gross? lol. I hear ya. like stan, henry and chris. especially henry eww. creepy

Kels  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on January 21, 2016
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Some of the regulars in clubs are so goss

Ashley  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 19, 2015
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What a beautiful girl.

re: Her Name  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 18, 2015
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Real name is Ashley F., I believe.

Her Photo  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 14, 2015
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Compressed photo attached.

Watza Name  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 13, 2015
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Trying to attach once more.

Watza Name  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 13, 2015
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Trying to attach once more.

Rema Nisc  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 13, 2015
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Who remembers this girl's name?

Top 5 nighttime  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 12, 2015
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Nadia Dillon Angel Lolita Brooke

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posted on September 21, 2015
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I don't really like strip clubs in DC because of how strict the laws are. No lap dances?? You literally feel like a kid in an ice cream store trapped in a glass box....but the girls here at Camelot look sooooo much better than I thought. And the place is clean, service is good. Non-smoking atmosphere. Totally worth the visit! Lots of big boobs and firm bodies. Drinks are expensive, $9 millers, $13 for cocktails, but no cover charge. If lap dances were allowed I'd give it four stars.

Lineup  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on August 30, 2015
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I love that we see every girl dance before seeing one twice. Archibald's is not smart enough to do it, but rather delete multiple polite requests to do so.

Dancers's picture profiles  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 7, 2015
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Camelot used to have several pictures of each dancer (as a link) next to their names. They now only list the name of the dancer w/o a picture. Does anyone know why? For those of us that are not regulars, it's now impossible to know what the dancer looks like just by looking at the schedule

top 5  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 26, 2015
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Angel Faye Kat Solenne Angel

Top 5 Day Dancers?  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 17, 2015
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Carmen Dallas Kat Kristy Summer

Audrey  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 1, 2015
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Just Curious: Is Audrey (blonde waitress) married?

Top 5 night girls?  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on May 20, 2015
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Angel Lolita Soleil Dylan Michelle

Kim A.  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on April 18, 2015
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Slow service ... Waitress was rude . She kept mean mugging me white girl with the blonde hair lucky she wasnt Mean mugging the wrong person . Girls come around asking for money waiting for money like girl dance do something .the strippers most of them we're stiff dancing couldn't even dance to hip hop really !! I came here to spend $ and I couldn't find 1 stripper to throw dollars at even the guy next to me said last time he went was slow . The bathroom should be on both floors girl was in their taking number 2. Like 2 bathrooms is needed oh bring your own drinks next time because a small cheap glasss bottle was 13 dollars .. Expensive , but the strippers was hot that's why they only got 1 star

Mistercap12  on  The Camelot Showbar

posted on April 6, 2015
Joined 3 years ago
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No cover.no line at 10pm on sat night.Beers were $8 eachNo min drinksGirls were all good looking minus 1.Setup is awkward, but not as bad as other posts make it out to be.Girls come to you for tips and flirt with you.

P4P  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on March 30, 2015
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Does anyone know if there are any P4P dancers left at Camelot?

Jane  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on March 10, 2015
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Is that new Jane the one that used to work here? I'd like to see her again.

Angels  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on February 8, 2015
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Archibald's used to call all their girls angels. Now they are down to one. None compare to our Angel.

Thanks  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on January 25, 2015
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You guys do a great job with the schedule. I check on Monday and see it changing throughout the week. By the days I visit, it is accurate which we really appreciate. Some of the other clubs have no schedule or update maybe every month. Rock on.

Intown  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on January 15, 2015
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I'm so very much looking forward to going to Camelot while in DC tomorrow !!!!!!

Scramble  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on January 12, 2015
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Scramble your computer IP, get the free TOR browser.

Archsux  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on January 9, 2015
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I had a really great time at Camelot. This place has an actual Angel, not fallen arches under their big old feet Archangels. Dallas, Kat, Solenne, Vivian are here from there, wonder why?

Sven Ole  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 23, 2014
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Kat is awesome. Some of the other goddesses are Angel, Faye and Solenne. There are plenty more, I just don't know their names. You can not go wrong here. Archibald's on the other hand spends more time removing comments than working on their business.

Sven  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 22, 2014
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Spent a LOT of fun evenings at the 'Lot several years ago and making plans for a return to DC. My favorite was always Anna, but see that she has moved on. A friend suggested seeing Kat, who is often on the day schedule. Anybody spent any time with her? Any recommendations?

Arch Bald  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 16, 2014
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That place has really gone down the shitter. They could learn a lot from Camelot about on line schedule. Thanks guys.

Jet Set  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 12, 2014
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Meet yourself some new girls. Get the next one's number, don't make my mistake.

Jetstter  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 12, 2014
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Thanks for the info. Sounds like a different girl.

Jet Set  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 6, 2014
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The hair and eye color might be right. A lot of ink on the right side of her back, very fair skin.

Jet Set  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 4, 2014
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Probably not, common name, quite a distance from where she was and it's not like Camelot is the place for older girls to start anew.

Jetsetter  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 4, 2014
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The Michelle I know has blonde hair and blues eyes. Does the Michelle that works there fit that description?

jetset  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 4, 2014
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I doubt it's the same girl. Michelle at camelot is very young. I dnot think she ever worked on baltimore. These girls come and go. But come in and check her out she is a very beautiful and seductive girl.

Jet Set  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 3, 2014
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I'll look and ask, what does she look like?

igor34  on  The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 3, 2014
Joined 5 years ago
108 comments posted

Never again. You will spend an arm and a leg, but for what? Tiny stage with no chairs, not enough room for the girls to dance, pole is only about 6 feet long so they can't use it for anything either.No touching, no lap dances, no socializing with the strippers. But they will circle the tiny room holding out their garter for you to give them money for not having done much.

Jetsetter  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 2, 2014
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On Camelot's website they have a dancer by the name of Michelle listed on their schedule. I used to be a customer of hers when she worked at Night Shift years ago in Baltimore. I was told she went to the Millstream but apparently she doesn't work there anymore. I just moved back to Baltimore and I'm trying to find out where she works. If anyone can find out some information about the Michelle they have listed on Camelot's schedule and if it is the same girl it would be greatly appreciated.

Jet Set  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 2, 2014
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I don't know, not a girl who's name or story I got.

Jetsetter  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 1, 2014
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Does anyone know if the Michelle that works here is the same Michelle that worked at Night Shift and the Millstream in Baltimore?

The Staff  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on November 22, 2014
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They are exceptionally professional. Thank You.

Angel  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on November 8, 2014
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Send me an Angel Right now

Katya  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 29, 2014
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If you are on Facebook with any of the other girls, check their friends.

Katya  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 27, 2014
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I did have her number, but I lost my phone, and the rest is history.... Last time I talked to her, she was getting her "degree" from Strayer in Courthouse

Katya  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 24, 2014
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2 year advance notice and you don't have her number. Back Page perhaps.

Katya  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 20, 2014
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Yeah, Katya was at the age of "retirement", but given that Anna stayed there til her late 40s, I thought maybe Katya would be there longer. Last time I talked to her (about 2 years ago at Camelot) she said nothing about leaving. Wondering if she was forced to go, and what could she be doing now?

Katya  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 16, 2014
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I don't see her at other clubs, probably old enough to retire.

Carlos  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 9, 2014
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Guys, (sorry for the repost, but it seems like I initially put the wrong title): It's been year since I've been to Camelot. And I just noticed that the "old timers" like Katya (very tall, blonde, Russian lady) and Anna are no longer there. Does anyone know what happened to Katya? did she move to another club? (yeah, I know she was getting "old, but I'm just wondering were she is now). The last time I talked to Katya (which was probably around two years ago she gave no sign that she was leaving the industry). So, did she go to another club? any info on where she went?

Carlos  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 9, 2014
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Guys, It's been year since I've been to Camelot. And I just noticed that the "old timers" like Katya (very tall, blonde, Russian lady) and Anna are no longer there. Does anyone know what happened to Katya? did she move to another club? (yeah, I know she was getting "old, but I'm just wondering were she is now).

Sam  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on September 27, 2014
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hey you get this send me you email

Ashley  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 28, 2014
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How did they lose her to another club?

Kat  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 24, 2014
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Always cool when she is in the house.

Brohan  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 20, 2014
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Pants staying down, taking a phone video, tattered princess giving me a blow job and pops is jealous.

Got Ink  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 17, 2014
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It is a strip club, what do you expect?

bruh??  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 16, 2014
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pull your pants up, get off the phone, get a job, move out, and stop talking like a clown....how bout that!

Kristy Faye  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 10, 2014
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Two very nice additions to the club.

Hate tatts  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 28, 2014
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How old are you bruh?

Brucito  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 21, 2014
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Yes, but they brought in a tattoo less Brazilian girl, plenty of Bunda to go around the table. Camelot will never be the same.

Day Shift???  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 16, 2014
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usually strong, what happened? chicks loaded with tatts head to toe???

Angel  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 8, 2014
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Did you see that orange bottom she was wearing Friday !!!

Hottest  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on May 29, 2014
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I vote for Angel. H

mick  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on May 27, 2014
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now that ashley the bartender is no longer at the lot-who is the best looking dancer at the lot

Kiana N.  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on May 22, 2014
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Last Saturday night my friends and I left the 930 club around 1:30am and made our way to Camelot to meet up with some other friends so that we could spend the last hour or so of our night there since according to their website, their Saturday hours are 1pm - 3am. We arrived at 2 but were denied entrance. The bouncer at the door told us the the club was closed and that our party of 7 could not enter the venue. When I told him their business hours advertised on their website say they're open until 3, he told us that no one is allowed in after 2.. I looked at my watch and it was 2:03. Funny thing is we were actually there before 2, but were waiting on our friend to finish smoking his cig. We clearly had no way of knowing about this totally random policy. I thought it was really strange that a business establishment didn't want business during their hours of operation. I really didn't care about seeing strippers strip, I was more annoyed that we left the show at 930 club early to go there only because they were open late... And they actually were... But weren't at the same time. Granted, papadosio was playing a pretty weak show... Buttt we all would've obviously much preferred seeing music over nothing. And to top it off the bouncers were exceptionally rude. Sorry buddy, but if you hadn't noticed I have my own boobs and ass to look at.. For free... Whenever I want. There was really no need for the lame played out "exclusivity" act. Totally over this place and will never return.

Solene  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on May 12, 2014
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Now she is on the schedule, cool.

Maverick  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on April 25, 2014
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Went to Camelot late afternoon on Thursday, hot line-up. Great to see Summer visiting from Florida--sexier than ever with that suntan. She said that she's working this afternoon before going back. Not sure what happened to Kat but I did see Solene--she's back and looks better than ever. Ashley was hanging out in the afternoon and looked great of course-I believe she's working for a liquor distributor.

Angel  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on April 24, 2014
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That girl is exceptionally beautiful.

To Maverick  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on April 21, 2014
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What happened to Ashley, Kat and Solene?

P4P  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on April 21, 2014
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True enough that everyone is P4P at some level, but curious if any of the day dancers are more open to that as an extracurricular than others.

Maverick  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on April 16, 2014
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The hottest dancers in the afternoon are Leanna (new-hot and friendly--just found out she bartends tue and Wed) Tina (of course!), Carmen (new-- super super hot), Sami (new--BEAUTIFUL), Victoria (SMOKING hot Asian), Emily (classic beauty--very laid back), and Lexi (reserved, sultry), KIna (beatiful, classic Thai beauty--very sweet) and Natally (new, cute, friendly-beautiful butt). Had a great time with a new waitress Nikki (hot-personality plus)--great new addition to Camelot day side.

P4P  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on April 13, 2014
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Every person in the world is P4P.

day shift  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on April 10, 2014
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who are the hottest girls on the day shift. Any P4P girls?

The remodel  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on March 20, 2014
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Looks great!!!! Love the updated look. It's not the outside it's the girls and camelot has always dominated it's competition with the gorgeous array of girls they employ. Looking forward to seeing the new camelot. Great job!

Re: Talent??  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on March 13, 2014
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Are they all leaving for The Cloakroom???

Kat Girl  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on March 10, 2014
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Looks like she is gone too. :-( Any info?

The Dallas  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on March 5, 2014
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What does she look like?

Re:day shift  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on March 5, 2014
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Things change. People move On w their lives.

Day Shift???  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on March 4, 2014
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What happened to all the talent? Toni, Lousia, Jada, Yvone, etc

Miss Tfffany  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on February 23, 2014
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Anyone know if it is the beautiful brunette from not too long ago that is new on the schedule.

re:day shift  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 20, 2013
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Friday day shift was always two floors...not now. What happened??

Bandz A  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 18, 2013
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Bands a make her dance These chicks clappin' And they ain't using hands

Juleeta P.  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 18, 2013
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DO NOT GO HERE!The dancers are weak and the waittresses are RUDE.One waitress charged my card a $100, for a bill of $60. I called several times to get the matter solved and they immediately sent me to voicemail. This is a shady place lacking the talent, food, and customer service to make up for it.Do not let this be your first strip club experience like it was mine!

day shift : NO F'ING RAP MUSIC  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 17, 2013
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how much more $$ does this club want to loose???

Tina  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 4, 2013
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Does she waitress at another club?

Natasha  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 4, 2013
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back in the day when I would go to Camelot, the day shift holy trinity was Tina, Toni and Natasha. I see Tina and Toni are still on the schedule... what happened to Natasha?

Edgar  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on September 24, 2013
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Are there any P4P girls left at Camelot? Any worth the $$?

Duh  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on September 18, 2013
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I agree. It is definitely Ashley. And yes, she also dances. Definitely the hottest one by far!

Ljr  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on September 17, 2013
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Ashley the bartender is the hottest one. I think she dances to.

matt  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on September 13, 2013
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carly-long time dancer is no longer at the lot

Hottest  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on September 9, 2013
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Angel, Daisy, Kat, Solenne in alphabetical order.

joe  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on September 1, 2013
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who is the best looking dancer at this club?

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posted on August 25, 2013
Joined 5 years ago
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After living here for years and only now making a trip out here, I don't know how this place has a seedy reputation. This place has beautiful girls that are talented and no BS. You aren't being flattered excessively for your cash. You are served reasonably priced drinks. The ambiance is great. Honestly, what more were you hoping for exactly?

Paige  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on August 19, 2013
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Is she back at Camelot?

CCR Lawsuit Settles  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 16, 2013
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The word at the Crystal City Sports Pub tonight was that Billy Bayne folded & settled Katie Atkinson's Federal Court lawsuit against Billy today. Billy demanded the terms of settlement be kept confidential. Any CCR Dancers who haven't been paid minimum wage, contact your lawyers immediately. There is likely a monetary settlement out there for you too. Free money. Just have your lawyer copy the Atkinson lawsuit & file it on your behalf. Billy pussied out after all.

new AUDREY ??  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 14, 2013
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who is this dancer on the schedule? Audrey from a while back? Curvy..awsm girl?

Club still strong  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 12, 2013
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Has very good looking girls.

Brian  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 30, 2013
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Haven't been to DC in a long time. I remember Camelot being a top of the line strip club. Now it is full of girls who do too many drugs and can't even hold a conversation. I go for the tits, but when there aren't lap dances, conversation is a must.

No complaints  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 19, 2013
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If you're referring to the petite brunette she is the most beautiful girl I've seen in real life. You must be a broke ass bitch because I didn't get no attitude

Jack Daniels  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 19, 2013
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That Paige girl is arrogant and not hot enough for her attitude. Just look at her bad tit job and dwarf body. That Marisa girl looks like an alien and has alot of acne. Maybe the Camelot should be darker inside!

Jack Daniels  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 19, 2013
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That Paige girl is arrogant and not hot enough for her attitude. Just look at her bad tit job and dwarf body. That Marisa girl looks like an alien and has alot of acne. Maybe the Camelot should be darker inside!

Jack Daniels  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 19, 2013
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That Paige girl is arrogant and not hot enough for her attitude. Just look at her bad tit job and dwarf body. That Marisa girl looks like an alien and has alot of acne. Maybe the Camelot should be darker inside!

Jack Daniels  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 19, 2013
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That Paige girl is arrogant and not hot enough for her attitude. Just look at her bad tit job and dwarf body. That Marisa girl looks like an alien and has alot of acne. Maybe the Camelot should be darker inside!

Jack Daniels  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 19, 2013
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That Paige girl is arrogant and not hot enough for her attitude. Just look at her bad tit job and dwarf body. That Marisa girl looks like an alien and has alot of acne. Maybe the Camelot should be darker inside!

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posted on June 17, 2013
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Does anyone know if Kayla charges anything to accompany you on vacations? Or is shopping and travel enough? I would fly that ass anywhere she wants to go! I hear she never disappoints either!

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posted on June 16, 2013
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Heavy is definitely the right word!

Vivian fan  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 12, 2013
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Those are some nice, natural, heavy hangers.

Pay For Play  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 11, 2013
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I know for a fact that there are P4P girls at this club. Brittany, Marilyn, Vivian, Layla, Brooke and Carmen. All of them have had sex with customers. I heard it from other dancers and even straight from some of the P4P girls' mouths. Brittany is cute but no boobs. Marilyn is about the most boring girl w a horsey face you can talk to. Vivian is kind of chubby and her tits sag. Layla got some weird ass implants. Brooke needs a boob job and she's bitchy. Carmen is so dumb, but hot.

Let's see...  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on May 12, 2013
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...if this gets deleted too.

ocean city  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on February 16, 2013
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who is the best looking dancer in the club?

Best Strip club in the area  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on February 9, 2013
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Camelot has retired all the oldies that were around past their prime. A few hot new dancers. Still the best strip club in the DC/Va area.

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posted on January 19, 2013
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This place blows. As a part-time strip club connoisseur I was extremely disappointed by my entire experience. There wasn't a cover which was the only positive I can give you. I went to the stage for a dance and instead she just pulled her g-string back requesting my money. FOR WHAT?! You didn't even put your tits in my face! Drinks were overpriced which was expected and the top floor had a stricter dress code than the bottom (no jeans, hats). Oh yeah, and to top it off there are NO LAPDANCES in the D.C. area. The girls are pretty attractive but if you want my advice, just stay home and jerk it to porn. You'll have more fun. TRUST ME.

kf3515  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on December 4, 2012
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Could you remind me the name of the tall blonde russian girl in her middle 20th working there?

Marie  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 29, 2012
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There are some truly hateful comments. Go figure people who spend their free time online blogging about strippers have negative things to say. If you don't like strippers, don't go to the stripclub (they tend to hang out there...) I went to Camelot and had a great time. I talked to a bunch of girls, and they were all very different from each other. Honestly makes me wonder why I work so hard everyday for less then half the pay! If only I were so bold. Good for them.

Audrey... dancing or waitressing?  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 20, 2012
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Let's try this question again - is audrey a waitress now or is she still dancing? i can't imagine her ever being a good waitress.

Audrey... dancing or waitressing?  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 19, 2012
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Is Audrey (skinny) a waitress now or is she still dancing? I can't hard imagine her being a good waitress.

pretty sure  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 13, 2012
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where's sheena at? also nadia used to look out for us...

re.fired 2  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 1, 2012
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you are right. any stripper you will ever meet is fucked up in the head. whores who think they are not.

Re: Fired  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 1, 2012
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Strippers are fatherless whores

re.fired  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on October 1, 2012
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they all give it up to managers.they are strippers.

Re: Fired  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on September 30, 2012
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I agree with the last poster. There is definitely favoritism toward the dancers who give up to the owner or managers.

FIRED?  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on September 26, 2012
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You get fired from Camelot for 1 of 3 reasons: 1. Won't fuck nasty ass Joe- 2. Won't suck Petey- 3. Cristy felt threatened. Sorry, truth hurts...

yep  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on August 12, 2012
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not sure they both got fired........?

ciara  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on August 10, 2012
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I passed through archibalds this week and saw ciara dancing there, her friend too. Why was she fired from Camelot?

nadia  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on August 2, 2012
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i think she has at archibalds

re  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on August 2, 2012
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Skinny, cold, not so attractive you know the one

re: Audrey  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on August 1, 2012
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are we talking about skinny or curvy Audrey ?

re Audrey  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 31, 2012
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She married her sugar daddy some old russian guy she may dancd every once a while or wh3n he lives her for something younger

Drea / Adurey  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 30, 2012
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did she get married? is that why she stopped dancing? i will have to spending my $$$ on someone else........

nadia  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 26, 2012
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what happened to her?

re: Oldies  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 20, 2012
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Grandpa, you are the only one who wants to see 40/40 yo dancers. You probaly cant see anything that is not 5 feet in front of your face. Lot needs to hire hot 20 something penthouse and playboy types. Not women who can collect social security in 15 years!

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posted on July 15, 2012
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I like all the hot 50 something dancers at the lot. You guys just dont appreciate the older ladies. I am 67 and I think the late 40/50 yo dancers at the lot are hot. Anyone know if the oldies are interested in the old guys like me?

re camelot  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 9, 2012
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variety is good. but not 40 something yrolds stripping. that is crazy it is sick to see any women stripping into mid 40s. makes them look like trash.

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posted on July 9, 2012
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Agree 100%! Variety is the the key to any club.

Camelot Regular  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 9, 2012
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I've been coming to the Lot many years now. It's a great place to escape from everyday life. There are a lot of really hot new girls and still some sexy familiar faces. The key to a good strip club is variety, and this club has it!

re: Dakota fan  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 4, 2012
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Keep getting rid of the losers, and bring on the cruisers.

Dakota fan  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 2, 2012
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She will be missed! 4 sure 1 of the greats! The 20 year olds just don't do it 4 me! Good luck to Dakota. Thanks for the info.

Dakota retired from the biz  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on July 1, 2012
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get rid of the oldies and bring on some hot 20 yo

Dakota fan  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 28, 2012
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Can someone tell me if Dakota is still at Camelot? Her eyes would lock you in. We used to call her a snake charmer! Damn she is missed!

re oldies night  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 25, 2012
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you are right. its a joke to have 40 yrold girls stripping. they must be to stupid to do anything eles you dont have any business stripping at 35 yrs old. that is why so many get fucked when they get older no skills no man dont look the same anymore and nobody wants them anymore.but they are to stupid to know that they played them selfs. not the men in the long run.

Oldies Night  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 24, 2012
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I think the Lot should have an oldies night once a week. Bring back all the oldies (35-60 yo) dancers. Give them their night. Not sure why Camelot still has dancers over 35 dancing there regularly. Its sad when they walk around and ask for ones. Unless the stripclub is P4P place, +35 yo have no business stripping.

re oldies  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 20, 2012
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i hear champell ( gwen) is trying to come back. who is next beth grace anna. time for you old girls to find a life.or better yet find a man who will take care of you and not let you strip and take your money. a real man would take care of you and not let you be a stripper.

re mr  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 19, 2012
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he might not spell good. but he is right on point. the old girls are used up sluts who have messed them selfs up for down the road. wont have any skills to do anything and broke.

Re mr stupid  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 19, 2012
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Looks like you can't spell.... Soooo who's the one stupid one? Do you really think anyone will take your comment or opinion seriously when you can't even spell!?

re: previous post..."stuiped"  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 19, 2012
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hey stupid... you misspelled the word stupid (along with many others)

re.re.re oldies  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 18, 2012
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any girl stripping into late 30s to mid 40s. has some big issues daddy issues and men issues. and need mental help the only reson they would still be strippers is because they cant find a real man to take care of them. because they have know nothing but trash and thats what they date. now they are old used up strippers. they played the game to long and fucked them selfs in the long run. they dont make a nuff money at camelot to wasted there life away. they are just to stuiped to no it.

re:re:oldies  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 18, 2012
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According to you, the lot is about late 30's/40 something old dancers who can speak in full sentances? LMAO I like most customers want to see hot twenty yo hotties not borderline grannys dancing 10 years past their time. GET RID OF THE OLDIES! Katya retire yourself.

Carmella and tonya  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 17, 2012
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They are both back and WOW! Looking good!

re oldies  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 16, 2012
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you are right. she is a nasty looking pig.and still talks about coming back to camelot what a joke. old pig

re: oldies  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 16, 2012
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Saw Champell (gwen) out and about in Vienna two weeks ago. Her plastic surgeon messed her up. She looks like OctoMom. Not sure if she told her ...plastic surgeon that is who she wanted to resemble. She has whacky botox, lip implants, some weird lipo that went wrong on her face. LMAO

re oldies  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 15, 2012
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i am sure they dont want to talk to old used up sluts. when a girl wont call them ladys is still stripping at 40 anybody knows they are fucked up in the head.

re: oldies  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 15, 2012
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what do you care who works here? In case you haven't noticed, most of the customers are 40+. Do you think they want to see (or talk to) a 20 y/o skank from baltiomre loaded w/ tats and couldn't carry-on a conversation if they had to. You don't get what the Lot is about....YOU move on

re oldies  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 11, 2012
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katya has been at camelot since 94 18yrs. carly jasmine and a few more need to go to old to be strippers have hung on way to long. like anna did and a few more of them did. they all will end up old used up and washed up and wont be able to find a man. that is what you get when you date trash and strip for all them years and fuck pepole over.

Oldies...  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 11, 2012
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So the lot has been retiring the oldies slowly but surely and sending them into stripper retirement. Who left has been at the Lot the longest? Katya, I believe has been there 7 years and is approaching 40. Anyone else left?

Edgar  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 7, 2012
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Paige got a job as a waitress. Sorry to see her go. Was one of my favorites, was hoping to see about extras

John  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 7, 2012
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Paige...where you at girl!

ratings  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 6, 2012
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need to get fire all them old girls. any girl past 35 is way to old to be a stripper time to get a life or a real man. jasmine carly all need to go just like anna and champell needed to go.back to welfare they are all old and used up time from them to find out what life is all about when you get old and cant use men anymore. what comes around goes around.

Big spender  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 6, 2012
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So which girls are open to pay for play?

ya nadia left too  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 6, 2012
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all thetalent is gone

rating?  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 6, 2012
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10s eh? Why the low rating? There are only old girls past their prime, young coke whores and some medicore talent so big deal and good ridence to the ice queen who wasmt even hot to begin with

re: Audrey  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 5, 2012
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Audrey is on vacation for few weeks. Stay tuned fans of Audrey. She will return. Keep coming in to the LOT. there are still plenty of 10's at night and during the day working.

ding done the witch is......  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 5, 2012
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Drea / Audrey is off the schedule OMG...what happened??

J S.  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on June 3, 2012
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Here we go. The dancers do what they do while looking good doing it. Some are professional and others are delicate enough to say that stripping wasn't their calling. The patrons are calm and subdued partly because the bouncers are huge and will pick up any clown and toss them out which would be well worth it should they ever misbehave. If you talk to people they'll talk to you if they're not totally wasted. I liked that there was no cover charge. The only reason I went back was because my friend said he'd rather go home!!! Go home and not see naked women with bodies that are worth appreciating???!!! My GOD MAN YOU MUST NOT BE DRUNK ENOUGH YET. So it was a must that I give my friend more alcohol in front of nude ladies. And I would take any friend who would rather go home straight to Camelot on the way home of course. I'm a damn good friend.

haha  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on May 30, 2012
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That makes u a dirty slut ....no thanks

To Who  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on May 29, 2012
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Screw you loser. You wish I would talk to you. I only talk to men with class and money. Neither of which you have.

who  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on May 29, 2012
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I have been coming to camelot for yrs and dont know you.....must not be much to look at or to remember

Jane  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on May 28, 2012
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Hi I'm back at Camelot! Please come say hello!

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posted on May 6, 2012
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havn't seen brandy since she's back, so I dunno. but when's Chloe due? looks like she's been at 5 months for a yr.

LotLuvah  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on May 2, 2012
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Dude zip it, RackCity. Back in the day, Brandi gave the best under da table handj*bs in da club. Even better than Dylan' s footj*bs. Which are boss, but at least Brandi doesn't cry while she's tuggin ya junk! Welcome Back Brandi !.

RackCity13  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on May 2, 2012
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So Brandi is BACK at the Lot. It's pretty clear that Burger King has been letting her "have it her way" while she was gone. Nom nom nom nom nom... WHOPPER!

recamelot  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on May 2, 2012
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was at camelot for the first time in over a year. great to see them get some young girls. and get rid of the over the hill washed up girls in there 40s. who thought they still looked good. and could not do anything eles but take off there cloths for a living. now maybe i will start going back.