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1823 M Street Northwest

Washington, District of Columbia 20036

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Archcomments  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 18 October, 2017
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The ones on their stripclub page are obviously written by the club.

Camelot regular  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 17 October, 2017
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5star

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posted on 16 October, 2017
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I agree! Camelot is above the rest! You wanna good night out...stop by the lot for beautiful ladies and where the drinks keep on flowin'. There's always a packed house. Camelot is the place to be!

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posted on 16 October, 2017
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Ho ho ho.

Re: Camelot  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 16 October, 2017
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Camelot is the best club in dc hands down!!! Gorgeous women from the wait staff,bartenders to the beautiful and classy dancers. I'd like to call it the naked ballet. They're beautiful in their movements and I am always memorized by the beauty of the different body types and dance styles. The dancers are very friendly and very intellectual as well as loads of fun. I love coming by after work with my buddies for good drinks and better company. Love Camelot!!!

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posted on 16 October, 2017
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Lol clown....get a life stalker

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posted on 15 October, 2017
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your != you are = you're

Re: Re: Camelot  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 13 October, 2017
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No your just a crazed fan. It's not that serious to be on here ALL the time bashing another club. Get a life. Go out have fun. Live a little and stop being obsessed over a Damn strip joint....jeez

Re: Camelot  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 12 October, 2017
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We talk about Archibalds here because they delete negative, albeit accurate comments on their page.

Camelot  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 10 October, 2017
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You losers need to go talk about that shithole Archibald's and the lowlifes who work there on Archibald's page here. This page isn't for complaining about the garbage that is Archies, it's for praising the heaven that is Camelot and the angels and goddesses who work there!

Re: Archibalds  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 10 September, 2017
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Archibalds brags about guest bartenders, but not their own girls.

Archibalds  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 21 August, 2017
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COVER CHARGE, drink minimum and drinks priced as if there were no cover? SHM.

Official  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 5 August, 2017
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Archisbald had ditched all public scheduling. Smoke and mirrors.

Re: Re: Archie  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 27 June, 2017
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Camelot is excellent with schedule. Archibald's hasn't updated any for two weeks, very arrogant.

Re: Archie  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 11 April, 2017
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They don't have their shit together enough to do Facebook on Saturday or Sunday. Eternal slacking.

Archie  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 6 April, 2017
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The only reason I go to Archibalds Facebook is because those moron's web schedule is months old. They don't bother with weekend a schedule though. Maybe no schedule anywhere will be the part of the downfall of the Mpire.

Xarchibald  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 12 December, 2016
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Archibalds thinks they are too good to post a current schedule. Partly because they have a bunch or girls on the schedule that got better jobs and left.

Daze  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 7 December, 2016
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There are some absolute stunners that work days only: Faye, Bella.

Ruby  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 2 December, 2016
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Is the new Ruby the one from Mpire and Good Guys?

Weedman420  on  The Camelot Showbar

posted on 23 October, 2016
Joined 4 years ago
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The plus, great servers, the negative, the girls. They didn't seem like they were having fun it was almost like a chore. One was getting mad because no one was tipping which I get but it just made for a strange experience. I really like the atmosphere of this place though but it needs improvement overall.

Stagename  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 23 October, 2016
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What is the stage name of that Friday day shift white girl with the gigantic breasts? Trying to figure out when else I can see her there.

Pulchritudinous  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 15 October, 2016
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I rarely see her mentioned on this board, but not unsurprising given that most strip club "patrons" are Neanderthals, but Lolita is the most stunningly gorgeous dancer I've seen in DC. She looks like a supermodel. Youthful yet sophisticatedly beautiful unlike any other.

Dude  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 8 September, 2016
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A few years is an eternity for girls to still be at the same place.

Old regular  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 28 August, 2016
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I haven't been here for a couple years now, but used to go all the time. What happened to Lily and Chloe?

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posted on 30 July, 2016
Joined 2 years ago
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So from what I have been reading, DC doesn't really have strip clubs. More like go-go bars. And that's fine. A good go-go is great. The drinks are decent. My service (Kate) was pretty decent. And the dancing was fine given the limited floor space the women have to work with. After the set some women come and hang out with whom I am guessing was the biggest tipper on stage. The girls themselves are pretty hot in their own way. Ranged from sweet and thick to skinny and dangerous. It was a Tuesday night when I showed, and the place was pretty packed. On a side note, gotta figure out the trick to getting on to hang out after the set. Have not managed that on my first try, but I'll be back. That being said, it's summer and I'm pretty flush. Never go to a strip club otherwise. Unfortunately DC has instituted a midnight train curfew. So I'm outta here.

Mike  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 9 June, 2016
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Dayshft here is going downhill. One dancer is either always talking shit about all the other girls or nodding off like she's doped up. This place has become depressing.

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posted on 9 May, 2016
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Normally don't write reviews, but be careful here. Pay cash only. Left my card there....they said they had it...I said I would pick it up the following day. Then found out they ran up over 6k of unwarranted charges before noon at over 15 places online. Unreal....shady humans.

Ouch  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 31 January, 2016
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Haha, some of the same names pop up on other clubs' boards too sumtimes. Sad bunch fo' sho'

LOL  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 27 January, 2016
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I figured out who some of those creepy 'omers are from Camelot's Facebook friends.

CGC  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 22 January, 2016
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Lol. 3 confirmed losers there. And eww is right. Some guys must have no life.

Mags  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 21 January, 2016
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lol kels, you mean *gross? lol. I hear ya. like stan, henry and chris. especially henry eww. creepy

Kels  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 21 January, 2016
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Some of the regulars in clubs are so goss

Ashley  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 19 October, 2015
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What a beautiful girl.

re: Her Name  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 18 October, 2015
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Real name is Ashley F., I believe.

Her Photo  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 14 October, 2015
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Compressed photo attached.

Watza Name  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 13 October, 2015
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Trying to attach once more.

Watza Name  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 13 October, 2015
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Trying to attach once more.

Rema Nisc  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 13 October, 2015
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Who remembers this girl's name?

Top 5 nighttime  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 12 October, 2015
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Nadia Dillon Angel Lolita Brooke

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posted on 21 September, 2015
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I don't really like strip clubs in DC because of how strict the laws are. No lap dances?? You literally feel like a kid in an ice cream store trapped in a glass box....but the girls here at Camelot look sooooo much better than I thought. And the place is clean, service is good. Non-smoking atmosphere. Totally worth the visit! Lots of big boobs and firm bodies. Drinks are expensive, $9 millers, $13 for cocktails, but no cover charge. If lap dances were allowed I'd give it four stars.

Lineup  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 30 August, 2015
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I love that we see every girl dance before seeing one twice. Archibald's is not smart enough to do it, but rather delete multiple polite requests to do so.

Dancers's picture profiles  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 7 July, 2015
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Camelot used to have several pictures of each dancer (as a link) next to their names. They now only list the name of the dancer w/o a picture. Does anyone know why? For those of us that are not regulars, it's now impossible to know what the dancer looks like just by looking at the schedule

top 5  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 26 June, 2015
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Angel Faye Kat Solenne Angel

Top 5 Day Dancers?  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 17 June, 2015
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Carmen Dallas Kat Kristy Summer

Audrey  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 1 June, 2015
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Just Curious: Is Audrey (blonde waitress) married?

Top 5 night girls?  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 20 May, 2015
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Angel Lolita Soleil Dylan Michelle

Kim A.  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 18 April, 2015
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Slow service ... Waitress was rude . She kept mean mugging me white girl with the blonde hair lucky she wasnt Mean mugging the wrong person . Girls come around asking for money waiting for money like girl dance do something .the strippers most of them we're stiff dancing couldn't even dance to hip hop really !! I came here to spend $ and I couldn't find 1 stripper to throw dollars at even the guy next to me said last time he went was slow . The bathroom should be on both floors girl was in their taking number 2. Like 2 bathrooms is needed oh bring your own drinks next time because a small cheap glasss bottle was 13 dollars .. Expensive , but the strippers was hot that's why they only got 1 star

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posted on 6 April, 2015
Joined 3 years ago
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No cover.no line at 10pm on sat night.Beers were $8 eachNo min drinksGirls were all good looking minus 1.Setup is awkward, but not as bad as other posts make it out to be.Girls come to you for tips and flirt with you.

P4P  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 30 March, 2015
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Does anyone know if there are any P4P dancers left at Camelot?

Jane  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 10 March, 2015
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Is that new Jane the one that used to work here? I'd like to see her again.

Angels  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 8 February, 2015
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Archibald's used to call all their girls angels. Now they are down to one. None compare to our Angel.

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posted on 25 January, 2015
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You guys do a great job with the schedule. I check on Monday and see it changing throughout the week. By the days I visit, it is accurate which we really appreciate. Some of the other clubs have no schedule or update maybe every month. Rock on.

Intown  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 15 January, 2015
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I'm so very much looking forward to going to Camelot while in DC tomorrow !!!!!!

Scramble  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 12 January, 2015
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Archsux  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 9 January, 2015
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I had a really great time at Camelot. This place has an actual Angel, not fallen arches under their big old feet Archangels. Dallas, Kat, Solenne, Vivian are here from there, wonder why?

Sven Ole  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 23 December, 2014
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Kat is awesome. Some of the other goddesses are Angel, Faye and Solenne. There are plenty more, I just don't know their names. You can not go wrong here. Archibald's on the other hand spends more time removing comments than working on their business.

Sven  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 22 December, 2014
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Spent a LOT of fun evenings at the 'Lot several years ago and making plans for a return to DC. My favorite was always Anna, but see that she has moved on. A friend suggested seeing Kat, who is often on the day schedule. Anybody spent any time with her? Any recommendations?

Arch Bald  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 16 December, 2014
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That place has really gone down the shitter. They could learn a lot from Camelot about on line schedule. Thanks guys.

Jet Set  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 12 December, 2014
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Meet yourself some new girls. Get the next one's number, don't make my mistake.

Jetstter  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 12 December, 2014
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Thanks for the info. Sounds like a different girl.

Jet Set  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 6 December, 2014
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The hair and eye color might be right. A lot of ink on the right side of her back, very fair skin.

Jet Set  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 4 December, 2014
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Probably not, common name, quite a distance from where she was and it's not like Camelot is the place for older girls to start anew.

Jetsetter  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 4 December, 2014
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The Michelle I know has blonde hair and blues eyes. Does the Michelle that works there fit that description?

jetset  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 4 December, 2014
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I doubt it's the same girl. Michelle at camelot is very young. I dnot think she ever worked on baltimore. These girls come and go. But come in and check her out she is a very beautiful and seductive girl.

Jet Set  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 3 December, 2014
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I'll look and ask, what does she look like?

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posted on 3 December, 2014
Joined 4 years ago
108 comments posted

Never again. You will spend an arm and a leg, but for what? Tiny stage with no chairs, not enough room for the girls to dance, pole is only about 6 feet long so they can't use it for anything either.No touching, no lap dances, no socializing with the strippers. But they will circle the tiny room holding out their garter for you to give them money for not having done much.

Jetsetter  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 2 December, 2014
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On Camelot's website they have a dancer by the name of Michelle listed on their schedule. I used to be a customer of hers when she worked at Night Shift years ago in Baltimore. I was told she went to the Millstream but apparently she doesn't work there anymore. I just moved back to Baltimore and I'm trying to find out where she works. If anyone can find out some information about the Michelle they have listed on Camelot's schedule and if it is the same girl it would be greatly appreciated.

Jet Set  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 2 December, 2014
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I don't know, not a girl who's name or story I got.

Jetsetter  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 1 December, 2014
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Does anyone know if the Michelle that works here is the same Michelle that worked at Night Shift and the Millstream in Baltimore?

The Staff  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 22 November, 2014
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They are exceptionally professional. Thank You.

Angel  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 8 November, 2014
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Send me an Angel Right now

Katya  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 29 October, 2014
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If you are on Facebook with any of the other girls, check their friends.

Katya  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 27 October, 2014
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I did have her number, but I lost my phone, and the rest is history.... Last time I talked to her, she was getting her "degree" from Strayer in Courthouse

Katya  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 24 October, 2014
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2 year advance notice and you don't have her number. Back Page perhaps.

Katya  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 20 October, 2014
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Yeah, Katya was at the age of "retirement", but given that Anna stayed there til her late 40s, I thought maybe Katya would be there longer. Last time I talked to her (about 2 years ago at Camelot) she said nothing about leaving. Wondering if she was forced to go, and what could she be doing now?

Katya  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 16 October, 2014
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I don't see her at other clubs, probably old enough to retire.

Carlos  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 9 October, 2014
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Guys, (sorry for the repost, but it seems like I initially put the wrong title): It's been year since I've been to Camelot. And I just noticed that the "old timers" like Katya (very tall, blonde, Russian lady) and Anna are no longer there. Does anyone know what happened to Katya? did she move to another club? (yeah, I know she was getting "old, but I'm just wondering were she is now). The last time I talked to Katya (which was probably around two years ago she gave no sign that she was leaving the industry). So, did she go to another club? any info on where she went?

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posted on 9 October, 2014
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Guys, It's been year since I've been to Camelot. And I just noticed that the "old timers" like Katya (very tall, blonde, Russian lady) and Anna are no longer there. Does anyone know what happened to Katya? did she move to another club? (yeah, I know she was getting "old, but I'm just wondering were she is now).

Sam  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 27 September, 2014
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hey you get this send me you email

Ashley  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 28 July, 2014
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How did they lose her to another club?

Kat  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 24 July, 2014
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Always cool when she is in the house.

Brohan  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 20 July, 2014
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Pants staying down, taking a phone video, tattered princess giving me a blow job and pops is jealous.

Got Ink  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 17 July, 2014
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It is a strip club, what do you expect?

bruh??  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 16 July, 2014
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pull your pants up, get off the phone, get a job, move out, and stop talking like a clown....how bout that!

Kristy Faye  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 10 July, 2014
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Two very nice additions to the club.

Hate tatts  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 28 June, 2014
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How old are you bruh?

Brucito  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 21 June, 2014
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Yes, but they brought in a tattoo less Brazilian girl, plenty of Bunda to go around the table. Camelot will never be the same.

Day Shift???  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 16 June, 2014
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usually strong, what happened? chicks loaded with tatts head to toe???

Angel  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 8 June, 2014
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Did you see that orange bottom she was wearing Friday !!!

Hottest  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 29 May, 2014
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I vote for Angel. H

mick  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 27 May, 2014
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now that ashley the bartender is no longer at the lot-who is the best looking dancer at the lot

Kiana N.  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 22 May, 2014
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Last Saturday night my friends and I left the 930 club around 1:30am and made our way to Camelot to meet up with some other friends so that we could spend the last hour or so of our night there since according to their website, their Saturday hours are 1pm - 3am. We arrived at 2 but were denied entrance. The bouncer at the door told us the the club was closed and that our party of 7 could not enter the venue. When I told him their business hours advertised on their website say they're open until 3, he told us that no one is allowed in after 2.. I looked at my watch and it was 2:03. Funny thing is we were actually there before 2, but were waiting on our friend to finish smoking his cig. We clearly had no way of knowing about this totally random policy. I thought it was really strange that a business establishment didn't want business during their hours of operation. I really didn't care about seeing strippers strip, I was more annoyed that we left the show at 930 club early to go there only because they were open late... And they actually were... But weren't at the same time. Granted, papadosio was playing a pretty weak show... Buttt we all would've obviously much preferred seeing music over nothing. And to top it off the bouncers were exceptionally rude. Sorry buddy, but if you hadn't noticed I have my own boobs and ass to look at.. For free... Whenever I want. There was really no need for the lame played out "exclusivity" act. Totally over this place and will never return.

Solene  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 12 May, 2014
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Now she is on the schedule, cool.

Maverick  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 25 April, 2014
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Went to Camelot late afternoon on Thursday, hot line-up. Great to see Summer visiting from Florida--sexier than ever with that suntan. She said that she's working this afternoon before going back. Not sure what happened to Kat but I did see Solene--she's back and looks better than ever. Ashley was hanging out in the afternoon and looked great of course-I believe she's working for a liquor distributor.

Angel  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 24 April, 2014
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That girl is exceptionally beautiful.

To Maverick  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 21 April, 2014
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What happened to Ashley, Kat and Solene?

P4P  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 21 April, 2014
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True enough that everyone is P4P at some level, but curious if any of the day dancers are more open to that as an extracurricular than others.

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posted on 16 April, 2014
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The hottest dancers in the afternoon are Leanna (new-hot and friendly--just found out she bartends tue and Wed) Tina (of course!), Carmen (new-- super super hot), Sami (new--BEAUTIFUL), Victoria (SMOKING hot Asian), Emily (classic beauty--very laid back), and Lexi (reserved, sultry), KIna (beatiful, classic Thai beauty--very sweet) and Natally (new, cute, friendly-beautiful butt). Had a great time with a new waitress Nikki (hot-personality plus)--great new addition to Camelot day side.

P4P  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 13 April, 2014
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Every person in the world is P4P.

day shift  on The Camelot Showbar

posted on 10 April, 2014
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who are the hottest girls on the day shift. Any P4P girls?

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