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2412 Wisconsin Avenue Northwest

Washington, District of Columbia 20007

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Joey  on JP

posted on November 3, 2016
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Why are you directing people to your facebook and ultimately your daughter?

Joeys from jps. To Danny g.  on JP

posted on September 27, 2016
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Hey it's joey. Look me up on Facebook. Joanne cottone.

That Girl  on JP

posted on December 11, 2014
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Answer: Heaven. Remember Jamie or Soleil?

Joe  on JP

posted on December 9, 2014
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she looks like some hot pussy, I remember her, I think her name was Ashley...??

Con Test  on JP

posted on December 9, 2014
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Who can name this former dancer?

Curious George  on JP

posted on July 18, 2014
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Sadly, JP's is now closed. According to NBC Washington, the club was evicted on July 17, 2014 from their Wisconsin Avenue site because of a failure to pay rent.

THE CLUB  on JP

posted on July 17, 2014
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They are evicted as of today. Non payment of rent.

Who will buy?  on JP

posted on June 10, 2014
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It will be interesting to see who winds up with this club. Makes the most sense for another owner to buy it as the licesnse can only remain with the current premises.

Schedule  on JP

posted on December 14, 2013
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Looks like it is gone.

Mr. Entertainment  on JP

posted on November 18, 2013
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A shame this place has never really taken off. The girls were flat out unattractive on average for months. Now they've added some slightly more attractive dancers but a number of them I recognize have been fired for cause from other clubs. Not the company I want to be keeping. Obviously, a lot of money was put into the redesign and reconstruction of the old JP's. But the interior is disappointing, particularly now that another "revived" club has reopened recently and is very plush and with a classy look. I'd like to see this club succeed. Increased local competition actually benefits all local clubs, the dancers, and the customers.

CCR Lawsuit Settles  on JP

posted on July 16, 2013
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The word at the Crystal City Sports Pub tonight was that Billy Bayne folded & settled Katie Atkinson's Federal Court lawsuit against Billy today. Billy demanded the terms of settlement be kept confidential. Any CCR Dancers who haven't been paid minimum wage, contact your lawyers immediately. There is likely a monetary settlement out there for you too. Free money. Just have your lawyer copy the Atkinson lawsuit & file it on your behalf. Billy pussied out after all.

Imminent  on JP

posted on May 29, 2013
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Washington Post says ths place will reopen soon. Find the article--some strange political process worth reading about.. Personally , I don't thinik the slightly more sex-oriented tone will work. More community opposition is inevitable against all strip clubs in DC. We'll see. Hope the club succeed as I liked the old JP's

roger  on JP

posted on May 21, 2013
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Herd the sports junkies talkken about jp, gonna have private table dances and private rooms

an-X  on JP

posted on June 5, 2012
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Happy Birthday Jelly Bean

Danny G  on JP

posted on February 11, 2012
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Looking for some of the girls from jps. Especially joey bobbi nikki ally

Native New Yorker  on JP

posted on October 2, 2011
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Is this place gonna reopen again? I hope so. It's been since late 2007. I hope it opens up again soon.

dancer  on JP

posted on April 28, 2011
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when is this place opening back up? alot of girls want to know

Danny G  on JP

posted on January 14, 2011
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YEah it would be a good idea for him to have the old dancers back. i would love to catch up with joey and jade again

old timer  on JP

posted on December 2, 2010
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any news on the re-opening ... location and when?

Former dancer ('98)  on JP

posted on November 11, 2010
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I think Mike should invite all the old school dancers to the re-opening! I would love to catch up with everyone and show my support :D

Nikki  on JP

posted on September 16, 2010
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Talked to Michael this week. He is hoping for a Dec 2010 opening. We shall see! So far the building is coming along and looks great!

brownie  on JP

posted on June 6, 2010
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did this place really open up again? I'm looking to get an audition here.

Watchful Wally  on JP

posted on April 23, 2010
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Man, this place is the bomb. Can't believe what they have done. And the girls are just smoking. Can't wait to go back. Well done, Michael, well done!

guess who  on JP

posted on August 17, 2009
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Jp's will be reopening probably march 2010, it will take that long to put up the building and do the build out. I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!

jessica  on JP

posted on July 16, 2009
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when is jp's going to be reopening?

Dust Man  on JP

posted on July 15, 2009
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This place is now dust.

bambi  on JP

posted on October 14, 2008
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Hey lady?s ?I know its slow, but something you should look into is the Honey Hunt at Larry Flynt?s HUSTLER Club in Baltimore. My girlfriend was down there for it and won $2000 dollars cash. All it is an amateur night w/ no competition!!!!!!!! Easy money!!!!!!! They have it on the first Wednesday of every month, well worth the drive.. Trust me!

The Roof Is On Fire  on JP

posted on September 14, 2008
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The party's over. Closed down. Padlock on door. Go across the street to Good Guys where you can pay $6.75 for a Coke. Such a deal. Did see a blonde with a nice ass yesterday.

re: Joe  on JP

posted on June 25, 2008
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sorry everyone has a limp dick. maybe it is you.

Joe  on JP

posted on June 25, 2008
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it's too bad Bob Dole isn't running again, then you could truly vote for a limp dick mother humper instead of a black man. Oh wait you can vote for yourself and have the same effect

Minority Rule?  on JP

posted on June 24, 2008
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Barack Obama = A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

RIP  on JP

posted on June 20, 2008
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Stick a fork in this joint. It's DONE.

Mattie  on JP

posted on May 7, 2008
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Where are you little chica?

My name is Eva Spice  on JP

posted on April 26, 2008
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Whoever deleted my comment YOU evidently was one of who I was talking about and for real its a website n u deleted me...lmfao sorry ass people cant handle the truth...STOP TRICKIN!!! anyways for those of you who understand what we do is entertainment more power to you!!!!!!!!!!!!! New home is Good Guys... internet thugs are funny by the way LMFAO!!!!

Vann  on JP

posted on March 19, 2008
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Oasis is a thin black woman. She worked the day shift.

Vann  on JP

posted on March 18, 2008
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What did Oasis look like?

Vann  on JP

posted on March 13, 2008
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Anyone no where Oasis, from the day shift is dancing?

to JP's Kitty  on JP

posted on February 26, 2008
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You obviously weren't working the day shift.

Anyone Know  on JP

posted on February 25, 2008
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What's the deal with this club? Are they planning to rebuild or is it still too soon to tell. Just curious because I used to hang out a lot back in the old days and I hope that this club can once again be a fun neighborhood hangout!

Roxy  on JP

posted on February 11, 2008
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Hey y'all, I'm dancing Thursday and Saturday nights at the Ritz in Baltimore now. Come party with me!

Andrew  on JP

posted on February 8, 2008
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Anyone know where jamie ended up at?

JP's Kitty  on JP

posted on February 3, 2008
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Im sorry to hear that a lot of you sick bastards find something like someones job catching on fire is funny... When is the last time that any of you been to JP's... Since I've been workin there, i've been dancing with nothing but beautiful girls.. Yeah some of there boobs were fake but they were still beautiful... You guys are never satisfied... I wonder what you look like..

Chica  on JP

posted on February 3, 2008
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Think Chica goes by Mattie at Archibald's now. A few of the better ones from JPs went there as well after the fire. Who really cares about the rest? Sorry to hear so many friendly people lost jobs, but the place was sliding like so many comments before me.

re: Chica  on JP

posted on January 26, 2008
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Chica is a bartender at Archibalds.

AJ  on JP

posted on January 26, 2008
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Just moved back the the area to see that my old favorite place had a fire? That sucks, but from some of these comments it looks like it might not have been my favorite any more. I do have one question for old regulars. Anyone remember Chica? She worked at Choo Choo's in Waldorf for a several years and then was at JP's for a few that I know of. I would love to see her again! If this place is going to be closed for awhile, maybe one of the girls should post where everyone landed so people can find their favorites.

The Master Plan  on JP

posted on January 23, 2008
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Step 1 - Collect maximum insurance and income replacement benefits. Step 2 - Get much pity/hero love. Step 3 - Sell liquor and business license to Hustler or Scores. Step 4 - Ride off into the sunset on my new tricked-out ATV. "ahuh, ahuh, after the 2nd kick, I didn't think I would get out". Oscar winning performance...

Good Points  on JP

posted on January 22, 2008
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Good points "sorry but'. Re-read your comments out loud...Mike you didn't....Mike....

Sorry but...  on JP

posted on January 22, 2008
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Sorry to all the girls who won't be going to work there fore a while until it reopens, IF it reopens. But really, the fire is probably the best thing that could have happened to this place. JPs has been sliding downhill at an incredible pace for the past year or two. Maybe a big infusion of insurance money will get the owner enough to hire some better looking girls. He's been blowing money redecorating, messing up the old two-stage setup, and basically putting lipstick on a pig. Guys go to strip clubs to see hot naked girls- and they don't care if they are dancing on a $5, 000 stage or an old orange crate. Without hot girls, JPs has been doomed for long before the fire.

Brasspoleshop.com  on JP

posted on January 22, 2008
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Girls sorry to here about your club. Come in and get some new outfits on us! 1 per dancer plz, Hope it helps. Your friends at Brasspoleshop

Devil's Arcade  on JP

posted on January 22, 2008
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JP's was smoking last night! Glad that no one got hurt.

I loves my pals @SCL  on JP

posted on January 6, 2008
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NOT. what happened to all of our comments, pencil neck geeks?

why discriminate  on JP

posted on November 29, 2007
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Why do whites and latinos get no respect in here, I mean if it costs $7.00 for a coke then you should be kissing my ass for even stepping foot in here.

Ace  on JP

posted on November 28, 2007
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Is Roxy still dancing here?

stay away  on JP

posted on November 27, 2007
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too many drugged out hood chicks. what happened to this place?

Big Nips  on JP

posted on November 24, 2007
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Are you serious? They're that big? Day-um. She should be in the circus. Or she should set up shop in her car in the parking lot next to JP's & charge guys $5 to peek at 'em.

gross women  on JP

posted on November 22, 2007
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all of the girls are ghetto ugly or old

guaranteed  on JP

posted on November 21, 2007
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Not to be rude, but have you ever seen a pencil erasure that you would describe as having its own zip code? What we are taking about would be better described as magnum bottle corks, top shelf roman candles, or peacekeeper missles. George of the jungle could safely swing from one to the other. Wild horses could be securely corralled. Stocks in glass-eye manufacturers have been steadily rising. We are talking extraordinary.

microphone check  on JP

posted on November 20, 2007
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big nipples eh? like pencil erasers? hmm... might have to check 'em out. any good looking YOUNG girls here or is that asking too much. some clubs think lonely, pathetic, horny men will stare at any old woman. WE WILL NOT!!!!!!

Is it opened sun?  on JP

posted on November 18, 2007
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Jeez should I go here or the church on Sunday I cant decide?

Really Huge Nipples  on JP

posted on November 18, 2007
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I've seen that girl. Her nips need their own zip code. No way that any description could do them justice. On a seperate note, is the bartender Joy pregnant?

Black & Gold  on JP

posted on November 14, 2007
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"Asian woman with big nipples"? Sounds interesting. Does she have a pretty pussy? Are her tits fake? Hope she isn't one of those hard Thai chicks with stretch marks around her lips. Does this joint serve food without pubic hair?

aaron brokevich  on JP

posted on November 12, 2007
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Who is that asian woman with big nipples that gets up on the bar table and is hot as hell!

Titanic?  on JP

posted on November 11, 2007
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Will JP's be around this time next year? They need a decent chunck of money coming in since I don't think their rent/overhead is cheap. Must lose customers to Good Guys.

sad to see  on JP

posted on November 9, 2007
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jp's is a sinking ship! depressing, sad&ugly...waitress on work release ? managers complete morons, theresa was the only reason left to come in, now you have nothing!

Time for a new stage  on JP

posted on November 9, 2007
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This place needs to get rid of the funky, drug addict, ghetto hoochies with a million tats. Hire some good looking light-skinned black chicks with nice big (real) tits & high/tight asses. Fugly don't do it for me. Not when I'm paying $6-7 for a drink. I invite all hoochies everywhere to EAT ME.

ANOTHER REVIEW  on JP

posted on November 8, 2007
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I used to go to this place a lot before it sucked like it does now. On a good night you could get one of the strippers to play with your dick under the table. On a bad night, the only thing that got sucked dry was your wallet. The place was loaded with old dudes (average age: approximately 150) who used to tip $20 just to have strippers sit with them and smell their farts. You would walk in at 4 pm and the old fuckers had EVERY stripper in the club sitting with them sucking down vodka faster than a Dyson vacuum. I never scored with any of the strippers because I'm not a drug dealer. Shit, Zoe retired? I miss her Hitler moustache.

I make more $ ha ha  on JP

posted on November 2, 2007
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I am a gigalo and I make more money than all you hoes, my asking price is $750 an hr.

Burp Me  on JP

posted on October 29, 2007
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Why do they bother rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic?Just a waste of money. Who's running this place? The girls stay the same. Place could have a concrete floor & if the girls were young, sexy, busty, pretty & hot, you would have customers streaming through the door. You could serve beer in dixie cups for all they would care.

comments  on JP

posted on October 24, 2007
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These comments are funny as hell especially the ones on here and the ones on the Royal Palace sections.

New Design?  on JP

posted on October 23, 2007
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The new design as you call it, sounds like the way they used to have the stage set up before they moved it next to the bar. I will have to come in and check it out and see what they have done now. Hopefully, it will be a change for the good this time.

new design  on JP

posted on October 22, 2007
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Whats up with the new design? I almost tripped when I came in here, and the stage is now on the other side of the room, WTF?????

A Black Mans Opinion  on JP

posted on October 19, 2007
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I dated (more like fucked) a couple of Jew girls when I was younger, the only thing that I had a problem with was the kissing.... her big nose would always get in the way.

you wish  on JP

posted on October 19, 2007
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you sound very bitter, old man. I can assure you that zoe would never stoop to your level, but I will, how's that hand treating you? p.s. karma's a bitch

Retired?  on JP

posted on October 17, 2007
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Zoe is "retired"? WTF does that mean? Is she 65 years old? I never knew that choosing to stop working at JPs and buying a house with a husband constitutes being "retired". All it means is that she'll have to [a]rely on her old man to support her or [b] find a job at another club or [c] get a McJob. "Retired" my ass.

black girls  on JP

posted on October 15, 2007
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are they usually the easiest to get into bed or back of your car?

Jewish pussy=HAWT  on JP

posted on October 12, 2007
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It can be. You gotta get 'em young. Big tits, fat asses. Bouncing up & down on your bad thing. They're often smart. So lines that may work on black gurls won't work on them. You have to try harder. But when you stick your pussy in & it's tight, you'll know it's right.

silentobserver  on JP

posted on October 10, 2007
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I know what JP'S stands for Jewish Pussy, cuz that white girl that works there only dances to Madonna.

Z  on JP

posted on October 9, 2007
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Well, that's good news for Zoe....Sad for JPs customers.

Zoe gone?  on JP

posted on October 8, 2007
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Yes, Zoe has retired, bought a house with her husband, and left the DC area.

JP  on JP

posted on October 6, 2007
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Jackass Proprietor Jigaboo Parade Justa Pisshole Jacked-Up Pigs Jilted Patrons Jaded Prostitutes Jumping Pickles

pervertedoldman  on JP

posted on September 29, 2007
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What does JP stand for? JUST PUSSY???

Iknowwhatyouredoing!  on JP

posted on September 29, 2007
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Demi Moore is sexy. What's she doing with that punk Ashton? Any women like her here? Any good-looking white or latina tail? I like a nice round ass. I like 'em to smell good. I like a tight pussy. Your mother used to have a tight pussy. She's got stretch marks around her mouth your mom.

favmovies  on JP

posted on September 23, 2007
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Strippers on tv are better especially Demi Moore in Striptease and Chris Farley in B.Hills Ninja. If chris farley were alive he'd make all those dancers tetire cuz no one would look at them and they would be looking at him.

stay outta Southeast  on JP

posted on September 22, 2007
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Interested in who works weekends during the day. not into night. that's when the joint is too full of drunken, horny bastards. place stinks of testosterone. makes me ill. lemme know if there is any young white or latina ass that might remotely be considered an "8" working weekends before it gets dark. thanks a lot. i appreciate it. i haven't stuck my dick in a nice piece of trim in a long time. i think i'm going crazy. maybe i'm already there. _______________*________________*

Zoe?  on JP

posted on September 21, 2007
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Does she go by the name "Bucket Head"? Blonde plumper?

Z  on JP

posted on September 19, 2007
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Please don't tell me that Zoe has left JPs...She hasn't been around much lately. If she is gone, that would mean the end of JPs as we know it!

go to rehab  on JP

posted on September 19, 2007
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any young, good looking sexy poon dancers work here on Sat day shift? Preferably not black. Or if they're black, let them be mullatoes/light-skinned non-ghetto black girls. From Caribbean. Not into ghetto fabulous. Red hair. Gold tooth/teeth. 25 tats. Nails out to here. 4 bastard kids by 4 different felons. :-(

Abbie Normal  on JP

posted on September 18, 2007
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Halina is back dancing days. Those of you who know who she is know this makes a dayshift worthwhile again. Been in twice since she came back. Had fun both times.

Daddy  on JP

posted on September 7, 2007
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I never hear that. I wish I did. I wish it was much longer & thicker. Any legitimate way to do that? Moving on. How does this place stay open with Good Guys right across the street? Every time I have been here on a Saturday (before the nite shift) it always seems so dead. Two drink minimum, right? Any good looking brunettes with REAL, I know call me crazy, REAL TITS? thx.

uriah heep  on JP

posted on September 6, 2007
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"strung out"? dancers do drugs? no way! get out of here.

not true  on JP

posted on September 4, 2007
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Shes not pregnant, she left cuz she's strung out.

RG  on JP

posted on September 3, 2007
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Caitlin got pregnant? That's a darn shame. She was great.

Caitlin got pregnant  on JP

posted on August 31, 2007
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by a recently released felon named Tyrell G.

HC  on JP

posted on August 30, 2007
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Caitlin is missed...Where is she?

Luscious Lilly  on JP

posted on August 28, 2007
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Nice nibbling today. I love your face. -R-R

DEEP PURPLE 4EVER  on JP

posted on August 26, 2007
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they should have a massage parlour right next to JP's. don't want men getting all worked up. never leave a man hanging. men rule. please us or die!!!

God hates fugly  on JP

posted on August 23, 2007
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Is she tall with or without her stripper heels? Big tits?

men  on JP

posted on August 22, 2007
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jps rock i meet the tallest stipper u will every see sexy as hell go check her out

re Candy  on JP

posted on August 19, 2007
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Is this waitress Candy a blonde? Did she used to have her hair in braids? Used to dance? If that's the same one, she's hot. I haven't been here for a while. She used to work Friday day shift.

Barhopper  on JP

posted on August 18, 2007
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I met a waitress named Candy last saturday night. Sweet face, huge jugs :) She was a waitress upstairs.

to old timer  on JP

posted on August 9, 2007
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Jolene is retired, she works a couple days a week at her man's business and she is "hotter" than ever. Spoiled, tight and looking good. She said she is doing lots of Yoga and day spas. Justine is working in Adams Morgan and living in Adams Morgan lookin fly, lovin her life as well. The two of them go to Kavannahs a couple times a month for pizza and Keno, saw them couple weeks ago. They ain't missing this dive from the looks of it!

keep yourself alive  on JP

posted on August 5, 2007
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when do latinas usually lose their virginity? I like pink tacos.

men dig pretty girls  on JP

posted on August 3, 2007
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all women should be young, sexy & beautiful. forever. don't get old & ugly. men won't pay attention to you. you'll end up living alone talking to your cat every night shovelling Twinkies & ice cream into your face to dull the pain. don't be afraid of the penis. give up the booty freely. who are you saving it for? Prince William ain't gonna be calling you cell. spread your legs. bend over. open your mouth. jerk the guy's gherkin. you don't want a lot of horny, frustrated men walking around do you?

jessica  on JP

posted on July 31, 2007
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well thats me and i work the night shift at jp's and i know some of the lady's are a little less then perfect looking to say the least however there are a lot of girls that are really cute fun and well just great looking and i would like to include myself in that. if you don't believe me i work tues threw friday night come in and take a look. and good guys isn't all its cracked up to be. love you all mwah xoxoox

2 drink minimum...  on JP

posted on July 25, 2007
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So I have to pay for 2 drinks at once when I come in & sit down? How this place has stayed open for as long as it has with Good Guys right across this street is beyond me. Rent can't be cheap for JP's owner unless maybe he owns the building.

Cal  on JP

posted on July 21, 2007
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"what is the compelling reason to go to JP's instead of Good Guys?" One word: Zoe

John  on JP

posted on July 20, 2007
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Yes I got a new phone and I don't have his number anymore. I just wanted to know what clubs he goes to now.

Two Drink Minimum?  on JP

posted on July 19, 2007
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HAS to be the dumbest fucking idea ever invented for this club. It worked fine for YEARS with no minimum; had lots of customers AND strippers who drank like fish. The people who want this club to go out of business must be very excited now because this move will guarantee that it happens. This club just became living proof that stripclub owners are RETARDS.

If dancers are hot..  on JP

posted on July 19, 2007
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they can dance on milk crates for all the customers care.

Howard  on JP

posted on July 19, 2007
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Roxey why do you always stay upstairs and not talk to the customers. See you in September.

to HEIDIFLEISSISHOT  on JP

posted on July 18, 2007
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"what is the compelling reason to go to JP's instead of Good Guys?" There is none. Good Guys has better dancers, better food, same beer. Good Guys opens on time and has dancers on the stage when they open. JPs opens around 11 if people show up, and is lucky if a dancer staggers on stage by 12:30. Save your time and money and walk across the street. JPs has been a craphole since they started fucking around with their stage setup.

re: John  on JP

posted on July 18, 2007
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Yes, I have talked to him. Are you trying to get in touch with him?

old-timer  on JP

posted on July 17, 2007
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anyone ever hear from Jolene or Justine and what are they up to?

Flyinmysoup  on JP

posted on July 13, 2007
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Do they serve food here?

HEIDIFLEISSISHOT  on JP

posted on July 10, 2007
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what is the compelling reason to go to JP's instead of Good Guys?

WhoKilledJP's?  on JP

posted on July 6, 2007
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Anyone know? Almost time to rearrange the place isn't it... :-)

Whatever happened to  on JP

posted on July 5, 2007
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Candy? Pretty, sexy blonde. Day Waitress mostly. Used to be a dancer. Hair was in braids at one time. That looked good on her. I had a crush on her. (I was in lusted.) She was polite.

I'm bored  on JP

posted on July 3, 2007
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I'm Chairman of the Bored. Help me. Yawn. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Thank God Scooter didn't get any jail time. Good ole Bush.

SWEETHOMEVIRGINIA  on JP

posted on July 1, 2007
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People that run places/businesses/organizations are often clueless re what's important to the customers. Safeway tells their employees to say thank you & the customer's name when giving them the receipt. I don't care whether or not they say "Thank you, Mr. Watson." "Sir" is fine. I care about the prices & long lines at the cashier. Metro/WMATA in its infinite insanity is going to have music at the stations. Who the hell cares about that? I want the trains to run on time & not be jam-packed like a sardine can. Don't worry about stupid, meaningless, silly, stuff. Worry about what your customers care about. If you don't know, find out. HAPPY JULY 4TH.

manager=idiot  on JP

posted on June 29, 2007
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Just because you're in charge doesn't mean you know what the hell you're doing. I think you need as many stages as will work in the space you have. Good Guy's with their 3 stages. 2 stages downstairs & 1 upstairs makes sense for JP's. When will they learn? Or do they enjoy wasting money? Can't be doing that well that they can afford to do that. Makes as much sense as remodelling the men's room. Maybe that's next.

girls?  on JP

posted on June 28, 2007
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are there any hot blondes that dance here?

Danny  on JP

posted on June 27, 2007
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The owner of this club is a shit head who has no business sense at all. The place was OK when they had the 2 stages down stairs, and then they tore them down, and for no good reason put up that one long stupid stage that everyone hated. I have not been to JP?s in a long time, what have they done to the stage now?

I'm bored.  on JP

posted on June 26, 2007
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Everything bores me. Especially strip clubs & skanky dancers.

Milo  on JP

posted on June 25, 2007
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Does Cinnamon still work here? Brunette. Nice legs. Nice hoo ha.

OnceMoreWithFeeling  on JP

posted on June 23, 2007
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Why do they feel the need to redesign the place so often? I remember when they had that long stage downstairs. Ages ago. Then it was gone. Seems a waste of money to do it. Guys don't care about that. Owner needs to find someone who knows what he's doing to run this place. Soeone with half a brain. Any black girls who look like Beyonce dance here?

wayaboveallofyou  on JP

posted on June 23, 2007
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losers. all of you. fucking losers. jesus christ. get a life. get a real job. rednecks. ho's. assholes. desperate sad losers.

9 Months  on JP

posted on June 22, 2007
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That's how long it takes a black woman to make a turd. just thought you'd like to know. this place needs to put up a sign two that says "two drink minimum." otherwise you're just setting yourself up for endless arguments/hassle with customers. it ain't like you're charging $2.00 for a drink. let people know up front. don't wait til after they've ordered their first drink to tell them. have a blessed year

re Leah  on JP

posted on June 20, 2007
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Leah was a brunette when she worked at JP's & Arlington Grille in Rosslyn before it closed maybe 10 years ago? (It was near the Metro.) Leah looked good as a brunette. Why be just another blonde? Leah's ass was wider than most white girl's asses. Probably will have to watch it as she gets older. Tendency to "saddlebag" I think. She was a tad aloof but that's what made her interesting to me. I gave her my lame rap & of course she only gave me the minimum small talk. It's not the same one who is at CCR. The "Leah" at CCR who also has a nice ass is a different girl.

About Leah  on JP

posted on June 20, 2007
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Are you're talking about blond Lillianna/Leah (about 5ft2 with a great booty) who also worked at Good Guys a few years ago? If yes, she now dances at Crystal City.

Former  on JP

posted on June 19, 2007
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This place has SO gone down hill in the last 6-8 months. They need to learn that the stage is not as important as who is dancing on top of it. The've changed stages/configurations twice now, but the quality of the dancers- especially day time, has dropped like a rock. RP is sleazy, but at least they have enough dancers to fill their schedule. I used to be a big fan of the more intimate, small club atmoshphere at JPs, but the current management seems to be intent on driving it into the ground. 1) gets some new fresh dancers, 2) stop wasting money on a fancy stage if you got nothing to put on it. If you're looking for hot dancers, just go across the street to GG until JP's manages to pull out of its nose dive.

Worksucksthebig1  on JP

posted on June 19, 2007
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Used to be a brunette dancer by the name of Leah that worked here. Nice generous sexy ass. Not much in the titty dept but definitely a nice ass. Used to work at Arlington Grille in Rosslyn before it closed down & became a restaurant for the Vietcong. Anyone know what happened to her? Two drink minimum at this place now, eh? Hmm... I wonder when JP's is gonna go under.

BabySnooks  on JP

posted on June 17, 2007
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smart customers make 1 drink last til they have seen several girls. they don't see anything they like & they leave. I guess JP's doesn't like that. thanks for the tip. another reason to go to Good Guys right across the street. this will just help to kill JP's biz. word gets around fast. you can't screw customers for long. it all comes back to bite you on the ass big time.

dont go to this club  on JP

posted on June 16, 2007
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Ok, I went here last week and they were rude to me. They wanted me to buy two drinks right away and when I said I will buy one later the bouncer came up to me and told me I had to buy another drink or leave. Just because no one goes here doesnt mean they get to take advantage of the customers that do come here. Dont waste your money on a private dance either cuz you dont get to touch and the song is over before you know it.

Killallthejunkies  on JP

posted on June 14, 2007
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Does this joint serve food? sandwitches, hammyburgers, etc? how clean is the kitchen? i don't wanna get sick. any babes here? that don't have tattoos/piercings/fake tits/fake tan/fake lips? the younger the girl the better. i like a nice, high, tight, peachy ass that you can bounce a quarter off of. not into fugly. got enough of that where i work. don't need to pay to see it. ********************************************************************

BluePeter  on JP

posted on June 11, 2007
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Every strip club has its own unique charm. It's difficult to compare one to another. (If anyone has a girlfriend/wife who wants to get pregnant & you ain't got what it takes in that dept, let me know by posting here. I got buckets of my pearl jam in my basement. Air conditioned. Fridges. Don't worry. All on the up & up.)

PrivateDancer  on JP

posted on June 8, 2007
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Better than Royal Palace? Hmm... not sure about that. I would say Good Guys is better than RP & they're right across the street from JP's.

post your pics girls  on JP

posted on June 8, 2007
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Hey I've heard this place is better than Royal Palace. Can the girls that work there put their pics up, I am interested in the private dance with the best looking dancer in here.

Misogyny  on JP

posted on June 7, 2007
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Why is it "great"? It's got alcohol & average women. Big whoop. It's ok. It doesn't deserve to be called "great." Unless you're easily pleased, laddie.

JesusSucksToo  on JP

posted on June 5, 2007
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Hey so that is for your last comment. Anyways this place is great, if they had places like this in the middle east those guys wouldnt be blowing themselves up. I love to go upstairs here for $20 and get a private dance, but it sucks cuz they dont do anything they wouldnt do downstairs. It just feels like you are doing something naughty but you arent really doing anything bad. Thanks Sandra and the hot brunette.

ProphetMohammedsucks  on JP

posted on June 3, 2007
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"Honor" of "Strip Club DJ of the Week"? Oh, puh-leeeze. Any hot busty young babes work JP's on Sat days? The younger the better. Women don't age well.

PingPongLeeMaoChi  on JP

posted on June 1, 2007
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For 50 dollar you can screw my whole family!!!!

Shattered  on JP

posted on May 31, 2007
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No More Fuglies. I Beg You. Have Mercy Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

makingtea@theBBC  on JP

posted on May 29, 2007
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I don't ever wanna come back here.

whentheleveebreaks  on JP

posted on May 28, 2007
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Royal Palace does have some hard-looking, rough Black chicks. Tattoos look so hideous. The older a woman gets, the worse they look. I like young girls from the Caribbean & Brazil. Most women don't age well. Especially with the lifestyles these girls lead.

Spell check  on JP

posted on May 28, 2007
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Ace honey, it's extremely. ;) -RXY

Ace  on JP

posted on May 27, 2007
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There is Roxy but she is extremly stuck up.

question  on JP

posted on May 27, 2007
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any good black girls there? not fat, tatted up, dried up bitches like royal palace?

jps vs good guys  on JP

posted on May 26, 2007
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would the best girls of Good Guys beat the best of JP's? where would you rather spend a Saturday night?

the hottest girls  on JP

posted on May 25, 2007
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the best looking girls at jp's are shell, zoe jessica. bitzy, and thats about it! those are the girls you want to take a second and talk to.

stupidbabymamas  on JP

posted on May 25, 2007
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Good Guys must kill this place business-wise. They must take away a lot of their potential customers being right across the street. Anyone prefer going to JP's rather than Good Guys? I guess it comes down to who has the better-looking women. Booze is always the same.

re RXY  on JP

posted on May 23, 2007
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Are you a good-looking, tattoo-free, white girl, preferably brunette, with big breasts that you were born with & that weren't given to you by Dow Corning? Maybe that's too much to ask... SIGH.

RXY  on JP

posted on May 22, 2007
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Yes, I'm still at JP's! I'm usually there on the weekends.

Brew  on JP

posted on May 21, 2007
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Trust me, it is not Dakota.

Wolfowitz  on JP

posted on May 20, 2007
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which dancer has the tightest pussy?

MonkeyStink  on JP

posted on May 18, 2007
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Most dancers have issues. They're dysfunctional. Screwed up. This is not a normal, healthy thing for a woman to do. But who cares. I don't wanna marry 'em. I just wanna see some nookie & big ole titties! Gimme the names of the hotties that dance here. Are there any or is it the usual garden variety of tramp?

looking4ahotvirgin  on JP

posted on May 17, 2007
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don't you have to be on something to be able to take your clothes off & stick your ass in the face of some old fart? or do you just have to be a slut?

jessica  on JP

posted on May 12, 2007
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who is this new jessica she is so beautiful

Zima  on JP

posted on May 11, 2007
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Is Roxey stil at the club?

RXY  on JP

posted on May 10, 2007
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I work at JP's and I'm definitely not a druggie or alcoholic. Believe it or not, but most of the dancers that I've meet at JP's are substance free. BTW, the dancer that was injured a few days ago is doing better. As far as I know, she's taking a few days off to recover.

Stupid Girlz  on JP

posted on May 8, 2007
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Sex & babies. That's all you need women for. They don't even cook & clean these days.

Jabba The Hutt  on JP

posted on May 2, 2007
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Paper cut? Carpet burn? Stretched lips?

Hey just a question  on JP

posted on May 1, 2007
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Wondering if anyone can tell me about one of the lady's that was hurt recently? She had an accident Sat.

Does size matter?  on JP

posted on April 28, 2007
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Websites with spelling & grammar errors. You see it all the time. Big & small businesses. English is not the strong suit of most Americans. This place is ok. Has three stages. Two downstairs & one upstairs. At least that was the layout last time I was here. Naked girls. Alcohol. Food? Do they still serve food? Woo hoo!

from SexyNerd  on JP

posted on April 25, 2007
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On the JP's website, one of your albums/galleries is labeled "Hotest Girls". "Hottest" has two "T"s. Please fix it. It makes you look a little dumpy. Just lookin' out for you man...... Oh yeah, and of course, I was also lookin at the women in the album. Some real babes in there. Definitely not lots...but some.

girls gotta party  on JP

posted on April 21, 2007
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that's what young women live for. all kinds of fun stuff can happen to a girl when she's drunk/stoned/high. most of these dancers are "wild & crazy" party girls. they usually fit a certain type. it's not natural or normal for a woman to want to take her clothes off in front of strangers & get groped by them, jerking off customers, etc. you have got to be in pretty desperate financial straits to put up with that. or you're such a slut that it's all in a day's work to you. you've done so much sexual stuff with so many men that after a while it doesn't matter. what's another hairy finger in your baby hole? have a most blessed day.

Judas  on JP

posted on April 20, 2007
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What do you think alcohol is, dancer?

dancer  on JP

posted on April 18, 2007
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i work at a differnt club in maryland and i can tell you i don't do drugs!!!! i may drink alot but i can say i don't party that hard!

Badfinger  on JP

posted on April 15, 2007
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How many dancers/strippers are NOT hooked on drugs?

jessifer  on JP

posted on April 15, 2007
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is she on drugs or just wacked out cracked out meth whore or junkie

Anything For Money  on JP

posted on April 6, 2007
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Wanna screw up your life, ladies? Be an escort. Easy money takes its toll on you. Stay away from the hustlers, pimps, wannabe playas, drug dealers & scam artists. Last time I was here this place didn't impress me. Ain't been back in a while. There was a brunette white chick that used to dance here. Not much in the tit dept but a nice fat & wide ass. Kinda quiet at least to me. Used to dance at the old Arlington Grille in Rosslyn area. I'm not into the hard, used, black hoochie mommas/ghetto fabulous types with every tattoo in the book & piercings galore. I think I'm getting older. It doesn't do it for me anymore. Been there, done that. Maybe I need to get married...just kidding. :-)

Past Jps Customer  on JP

posted on April 3, 2007
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This place is a graveyard now. The great girls are gone, now just whores and drug dealers everywhere. You might have 2 half decent girls a shift on a good day or night. Music Sucks! Food Sucks! Owner Sucks! Never see me again, ever!

Gotabustyteenager?  on JP

posted on March 22, 2007
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JP's has an excellent 401k plan. Fine health & dental. Dancers & staff are well taken care of. Owner really believes in that. He could hide all his money in a Swiss bank account but he doesn't. No drugs allowed here. No Sir. No Madame. Anyone spreading lies about drugs at JP's is mistaken. Owner is a Mormon. His wife is a nurse. They have 5 dogs & 3 cats. I left $150 on the table & went across the street to beat up my girflfriend. When I came back, it wasn't there!!!!!!!!!!!! UNBELIEVABLE. Burp.

Fugly Females Fartin  on JP

posted on March 17, 2007
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I ain't been here in a while. Some hard-looking sistahs. I think the "chef" masturbates in the food. My fettucine alfredo looked a little too creamy if you receive my meaning. Better off going across the street to Good Guys. Maybe If they expanded Good Guys, made it bigger, then this place might go out of business. I think I'm bored with strip clubs. Getting older. Can't be bothered anymore. So much porn on the Internet.

JohnBoy  on JP

posted on March 17, 2007
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I'm a white male and I LOVE the Black Girls!

johnny b  on JP

posted on March 10, 2007
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the money is awful the girls are washed up this is where strippers go to die

Dancer  on JP

posted on March 6, 2007
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How's the money here? I'm a Baltimore dancer looking for a change of scene, and I heard money was easier to make in Washington.

Tony From Michigan  on JP

posted on March 4, 2007
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This Is Tony From East Jordan, Michigan: Can Any One Please Tell Me If Their Is A Dancer There Having A Birthday Next April 10th ? And Is Their A Dancer There By The Name Of Chris Wilson or Christine Wilson Dancing There Or Has Danced There ? Thank You

John  on JP

posted on March 2, 2007
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Does Lolita still work here? If so, what days or nights is she usually working? Thanks.

jessica  on JP

posted on February 28, 2007
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oops sorry!!!! just changed it!!!

just curious  on JP

posted on February 28, 2007
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Jessica/Rachel: why send us to your myspace page when it's set to private?

website  on JP

posted on February 27, 2007
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I realize that the JP's website is perpetually "under construction, " but could somebody at least try to keep the schedule updated? It's still for December 4! I might stop by once every... hmmm... few months if I knew who was working!

past customer  on JP

posted on February 22, 2007
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This owner is insane. The club is going to go out of business soon I hope. open something worht wild. This joint ain't changed. Drugs, hookers, you name it. My money was taken right off of my table by one of these triffling whores Thursday night. I will never return.

Nexus  on JP

posted on February 20, 2007
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Do you know where all the girls from Nexus went?

jp's  on JP

posted on February 19, 2007
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The reason I was asking is Ryan that used to work at Nexus is a friend of mine and she spells her name Ryann with 2 N's so I just thought is was strange you were signing her name. Would you like for me to tell him you you really are?

Ryan  on JP

posted on February 19, 2007
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Does it matter? he is a friend of mine and I lost his number . He used to see me at Nexus. And now that it is closed. I was wondering where he goes now.

jp's  on JP

posted on February 17, 2007
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Ryan, why? Did you need to get in touch with him. I can let him know you are looking for him.

Ryan  on JP

posted on February 17, 2007
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Well I was just wondering what club he usually goes to now. Since Nexus is closed.

jp  on JP

posted on February 16, 2007
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Ryan yes I know him. Where you trying to get in touch with him?

manofmeans  on JP

posted on February 13, 2007
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This place still sucks! Full of whores snd dealers, even with the new decorating you cannot hide the ugliness. The girls ain't worth the price of the drinks and the owner is a pompas ass wipe! I was offered coke 3 times in 20 minutes and had 2 rather unattractive chicks offer me a little extra, if you know what I mean! Still a fucking hole! The good days are OVER!

to the real loser  on JP

posted on January 22, 2007
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Why are you talking? No one cares what you think. So go snort your drugs

RE Robyn  on JP

posted on December 16, 2006
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Yes its the same Robyn from Archibalds, she works wed.thurs, and friday nights.

Passing by...  on JP

posted on December 12, 2006
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I was passing through, and stopped here, a slim, striking, acrobatic blonde named Nicole danced here, I haven't seen her in a while, does anyone know where she went?

Rihanna...  on JP

posted on December 12, 2006
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Is Rihanna on the schedule at JP's the same Rihanna who used to dance at Camelot?

Ben  on JP

posted on December 7, 2006
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IS Robin who used to be at Archibalds Here? If so What nites?

withheld  on JP

posted on December 5, 2006
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this club is looking much better! i haven't been in since june of last summer, and i must say the girls are way hotter. nice job! the last time i was in they were looking pretty bad. i will be coming back again.

Old Man  on JP

posted on December 4, 2006
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Where has Linda and Jolene gone...that is where I will go. Where are they?

hanging out.....  on JP

posted on December 3, 2006
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This is by far the worst club in DC and possibly the enitre US of the ones that I have visited. The owner is a complete jerk with absolutely no business sense at all! Please do us all a favor and sell to someone that will actually care about the club and it's employees.

Visitor  on JP

posted on November 30, 2006
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Does anyone know where Sascha, from Nexus, is now dancing?

BarHopper  on JP

posted on November 16, 2006
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A fat waitress ripped me off for 20 bucks upstairs. Wonder if it the one without a neck? Count your change guys...

TravelinGuy  on JP

posted on November 9, 2006
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For those who miss Mya, she's now at Good Guys.