The House Comments


3530 Georgia Avenue Northwest

Washington, District of Columbia 20010

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dannyboy7  on  The House

posted on March 9, 2016
Joined 3 years ago
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I had a great time. I went on a Saturday. Contrary to prior reviews (many of which seem outdated and very old), the club now has four stripper poles. The dancers were very friendly and attractive. I was very impressed with the effort and quality of their dancing (some places, the women are just... lazy). The club is mostly women of color. Similarly, the music is mostly rap, trap, etc. Really hype. Also has hookah.Cover was $20 despite saying $10 on the website, but that might have been because we were women and arrived fairly late (12:30AM). Club is 18+.

DexterRexter  on  The House

posted on September 25, 2015
Joined 3 years ago
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The House is classic. Your neighborhood bar. Plays great turn up music and always has a standard of decent looking dancers and bartenders. The House strip bar has a couples friendly and multi cultural friendly environment. All colors come together to have drinks and enjoy Ebony women

XXXbeast  on  The House

posted on August 7, 2014
Joined 4 years ago
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Very disappointed ,One this place is so overrated,Bartender was snooty,acting like she is better then the next.. Second, 14 dollars for a long island ice tea really....7 dollars for a water

smashing top seo  on The House

posted on October 26, 2013
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22wYv1 Really informative post.Really thank you! Really Cool.

take a look at it!  on The House

posted on October 25, 2013
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ee0Hf6 Looking forward to reading more. Great article. Awesome.

richard95  on  The House

posted on April 16, 2013
Joined 9 years ago
165 comments posted

I liked it! In shape dancers but pricey drinks. My BF enjoyed himself tremendously. After all he complained he wanted to make it rain and he did at the House!! Lol!

adamrod  on  The House

posted on February 21, 2012
Joined 7 years ago
163 comments posted

I'm in heaven everytime I go to this place. The girls there are sexy as hell and they leave nothing covered. The drinks are priced about right and are strong, so be careful if you are not a heavy drinker. One of the best Strip joints in D.C.

fuckery12  on  The House

posted on August 12, 2010
Joined 9 years ago
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Out here in Denver our adult entertainment is a little on the conservative side. That doesn't mean the entertainers aren't baring it all and trying there hardest. It just means they don't have the assets and or ability of the ladies in other cities I've been too. On my recent visit to D.C. a friend took me to "The House" and I must say the pleasure was all mine. I hadn't previously considered the BET Uncut perspective, but now that I hear that, I realize why I enjoyed myself so much. First the girls. They get a 10 just for being on top of there game, even without a pole in sight. They worked what they had perfectly even though they weren't all stunners. One was a bit too pierced for my taste but even she got an approving look from me because of her, shall we say, "work ethic." I was pleased overall.No lap dances or VIP rooms here guys, but the table dances are a good cheaper alternative. The reduction in stars comes from the club itself, not the ladies. Not having an ATM on site, is a bad look for a strip club. If I have to leave to get more money then I may not come back. Not to mention the inherent risk of going outside, around midnight, to an ATM that a stick up kid could steak out as an easy, consistent robbery zone. No credit card love in here either. How am I supposed to open a tab without my plastic. Once again a small price to pay for increased revenue in my opinion. Drinks where a bit on the expensive side, so be prepared for that too. Bathrooms are really clean and the decor of the club suits me just fine. Not a super high class place but still clean and comfortable. Bottom line, I'll be back if I'm in town, with a big stack of singles.

larry1  on  The House

posted on July 28, 2010
Joined 8 years ago
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Tara was on point when she said...."It's a little bit like BET Uncut in the flesh...literally."AND"Booty, booty, booty, booty rockin' everywhere."I'm not really a strip club frequenter, however I had been to enough to know this was wayyyyyyyyyy x-rated. I expected something a little more.... how do you say.... less revealing. This place had no limits, and I mean it literally. I walked in and immediately knew this was gonna be a very akward situation especially being that the only open seats were right in front of the table that the ladies were sprawled out on. If I could, I would have ran out the door but my friends wanted to come and I couldn't be the party pooper this time.With this being said, I'm sure you understood my desperate need of a cocktail. Unfortunately, this place didn't have ANY of the beer I wanted, so I gave in to Cranberry and Vodka. There was no juice in it, so kudos to that bartender!If you appreciate booty, this is DEFINITELY the place for you.

redskins lover  on The House

posted on June 1, 2009
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any woman that can bring in extra money is always welcomed. check it out sometime

M. Sanchez  on The House

posted on March 29, 2009
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Does light skinned black girl with tattoos Selina still dance at the house?

Girl  on The House

posted on February 17, 2009
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Does anyone know if they hire white girls at this club?

bambi  on The House

posted on October 14, 2008
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Hey lady?s ?I know its slow, but something you should look into is the Honey Hunt at Larry Flynt?s HUSTLER Club in Baltimore. My girlfriend was down there for it and won $2000 dollars cash. All it is an amateur night w/ no competition!!!!!!!! Easy money!!!!!!! They have it on the first Wednesday of every month, well worth the drive.. Trust me!

to nina  on The House

posted on September 1, 2008
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i seen you when i used to work at divas in west Virginia for one week. you will be fine working here the only thing is these bitches in DC don't play. their not like the bitches in west Virginia you come in there thinking your the shit like you were when i seen you in west Virginia and them DC bitches will knock your teeth out your head i know cause i was about to knock your head off your shoulders but i changed my mind and came back home to dc

Dynamite  on The House

posted on August 20, 2008
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I agree she is hot. Her ass feels fine to me and so does the coochie, when she rubs it against me when I am tipping. She has a very raunchy mounth though so dont plan on bringing her home to mom. Creams just not an actual person, fake ass, fake titties, sucked in stomach, that is way way to much!!

Dynamite is hot  on The House

posted on August 18, 2008
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but her eyes are spaced wayyyyy apart....its scary to me. And, i touched that fake ass it feels gross like a wood table. But, she is friendly. Cream is a known habitual LIAR, all the girls hate her cause she is so phony and cant keep her lies straight......

Dynamite  on The House

posted on August 6, 2008
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She is meduim complexion or maybe a little darker, 5'6", with a tattoo covering one end of her waist to the other, hair down to the shoulders. Ya, she is the one that is originally from B-More. And ya I agree she is the hottest girl at this club currently.

Dynamite  on The House

posted on August 5, 2008
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Dynamite is the hottest in this club. She has been dancing here forever, but she still looks good, she must be close to 35 though and might be time to looking at another career.

hottest?  on The House

posted on July 26, 2008
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I would say Dynamite and Jewel are at a statistical tie. If you like em super thick than Dynamite (although that ass definitely is not all her) and Jewel if you like em a little smaller. Cream is ok, but is a little heavy.

housevet  on The House

posted on July 25, 2008
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Not only is Dynamite the hottest, she(amazingly enough) is one of the nicest dancers. She has a raunchy mouth but she is very respectful if you treat her with respect. Guys need to understand this is entertainment but these girls need to get paid. Its kind of hard to have a dancer not want a tip from you unless you do some dumbshit. Besides, if you treat a dancer well she may be nicer to you than other customers. Don't trip if you tip alot to a dancer but she doesn't acknowledge you, take your tips and move to another girl. Its not that serious

cream/white girl  on The House

posted on July 24, 2008
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Ya, I agree she is hot (and ya she would be hotter if she lost 10-15 lbs.). She makes a ton of money and she stands out in that club, so some other girls are jealous. I agree though that Dynamite is the hottest currently dancing at the club!

Cream/white girl  on The House

posted on July 23, 2008
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she is nice (needs to drop a few pounds) but it seem like some of the other girls resent her....maybe it's jealousy maybe it's racial, I don't know.

hottest!  on The House

posted on July 23, 2008
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Who is the hottest dancer here? Dynamite (even with the fake ass and breats), followed by CoCo, Creme (the white girl) and the dark skin honey kinda small with sometimes blond hair sometimes black hair is also very hot, just dont know her name. As a long time regular, my all time top five would be: Red Pepper, Dallas, Wild Cherry, Milky Way and Dynamite.

Chyna?  on The House

posted on July 22, 2008
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If you want to find her, go to the Rouge off New York Ave. and ask for Shiver, she can tell you were this girl dances. Shiver dances every saturday night.

Adam  on The House

posted on July 22, 2008
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Few months back the House had a hot asian girl named Chyna used to dance here, anyone know if she is still here or where she dances?

Whose the hottest?  on The House

posted on July 20, 2008
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Question for you guys. Who is the hottest girl at this club? I have been going here for years ever since undergrad at Howard and although this club is not what it used to be, I still say it is the best club of its kind in DC area. My vote goes to Dynamite! Who would be your vote as the hottest Dancer?

I remember Dallas  on The House

posted on July 19, 2008
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I remember Dallas she was hot....that was a looooong time ago.

sonny  on The House

posted on July 19, 2008
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Does anyone know where Camille, Dallas and Cherry, are dancing now? I havent run into any of them recently and am curious to know if they are still in the game. Also, last commenter is on to something, Erica does need to start to look at another career.

I agree.  on The House

posted on July 17, 2008
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Grandma Erica go home. I hope she got rid of ALL that nasty body hair.

hmmmmmmmmm  on The House

posted on November 24, 2007
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erica u really need to stop dancing.... damn aint it been like 15years for you..... give it up u greedyass bitch

AfuglygirlnamedBOO  on The House

posted on June 17, 2007
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Never even heard of this place. Doesn't seem like too many other people have. At least going by the number of comments.

to Puerto Rican Nica  on The House

posted on June 14, 2007
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You should go to the Royal Palace if this place doesn't hire you. RP might. RP is a few blocks from Dupont Circle Metro on the Red Line. Across from Washington Hilton. 1805 Connecticut Ave, NW. One level, 2 stages. They have Brazilian dancer/s @ RP & other Latinas. Stop by at lunchtime & talk to them. Maybe fill out an application. Aren't that many strip clubs in DC. Camelot on M St downtown & Good Guys in upper Georgetown are the busiest I guess. Guys don't care what race a girl is. They care that she is pretty & sexy. Good luck. LATINAS!

??  on The House

posted on May 16, 2007
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does this club ever answer the phone. how do you get a job there??

MISS DETROIT  on The House

posted on May 10, 2007
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I'm coming 2 visit soon. do u have 2 try out? & is this a good place 2 work? it sounds like it. it's funny i've been on strip club tryin 2 check out clubs, & this is the only 1 i've come across that hasn't said anything about cracked out dancers!!! that's a good thing! oh, & is there a certain day i ned 2 come?

RE: NINA  on The House

posted on February 13, 2007
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The pretty girls make good money especially on the weekends... and the club hires women of all looks, body types and complexions (theres even been a couple of white girls that have worked here)... if that is really you in the picture, you shoud do all right here

Nina  on The House

posted on February 12, 2007
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Me and one of my girlfriends want to try something different. looking for a new spot to work at. Hows the money and does it get busy on the weekends?? Yes i to have heard you guys only hire black girls.I'm Puerto Rican and so are the other chicks that wanna go. Let us know so we dont have to drive up there. Im in the black bottoms

SXPERTISE  on The House

posted on April 15, 2006
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Is this club hiring? my semester ends in may and i am looking for a club to work in.

Mr.Black  on The House

posted on February 19, 2006
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you might make money at this club and get some action, too if you play your cards right...

big teddy  on The House

posted on December 24, 2005
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Bambi I'm new to the area where is the stardust?

to teddy  on The House

posted on December 21, 2005
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i am every where but i am still at stardust on the weekends

big teddy  on The House

posted on December 12, 2005
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Bambi.. where do you float.. are you in dc area.. ???

bambi  on The House

posted on September 16, 2005
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so they don"t have any white girls? they probably wouldn"t like me huh i think i am a lil thick cool as i don"t know what and i was working at the stardust in maryland now I am a floater

Royal Palace  on The House

posted on August 31, 2005
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What do you guys think of the Royal Palace?

sweetness  on The House

posted on June 14, 2005
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When is the best time to audition for dancing position?

bigB  on The House

posted on May 10, 2005
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Been going to this place for years!!!!!!!girls are a little stuck up but they are fat as hell and if you tip, you will be rewarded!!!!!!!great spot to hang and chill before you go to the club with the fellas!!!!!! dynamite and wild cherry are the show stoppers here so if you are new find out who they are and go to the stage they are dancing on. they are worth the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kingbeef  on The House

posted on May 7, 2005
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i love this place best looking girls in the city. still looking for starr

bootylicker  on The House

posted on December 19, 2004
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I am in love! This place is great, after I got lost in DC trying to find it. You have to be 21 to get in, no dress code or cover, and just make sure you buy a drink. a black crowd. Nothing but thick black girls with phat asses, shakin it butt naked on stage. p-poppin and everything! one thick chocolate girl put her ass right in my face and made it clap loud and hard. I was like, DAMN! I mean her ass gave a round of applause. Then she bent over, I put a dollar right in her butt crack, and she squeezed it in there, then I think she must have farted, because I gust of wind blew the dollar out of her butt as I watched it float into the air. great place, I'll be back many times.

niko  on The House

posted on November 7, 2004
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RE: Sonic havent seen her in a club in awhile in fact last time i saw her she was working in a target store in silver spring, md last year. i'm sure she has quit/been fired by now.

Kshawn  on The House

posted on October 6, 2004
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Does Anyone know if Sonic is still dancing? Petite Puerto Rican/ Black girl? She can do all the acrobatics and stuff. The club itself sucks. Very run down. A real whole in the wall. But Sonic is off the hook. If anbody has seen her lately...Pls let me know

juss wondering  on The House

posted on May 2, 2004
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there was this lady that used to dance there she was lightskinned possibly hispanic she had long ass hair and big hairy leggs i think her name was corona or something she was phat to death and i thought she was very classy and fine as hell wat ever happened to her is she still dancing

rowdy  on The House

posted on March 28, 2004
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Good selection of girls here. Some really sexy and hot girls. All sistas and latinos. Never paid a cover charge. All stage dances, no lap dances, no touching kind REALLY sucks. Girls have a little attitude but still friendly. Just the right mix. Neighborhood is a little rough but not a lot of folks hanging out front....not as intimidating as ebony inn. Best club I've been to so far here.

to frenchie  on The House

posted on March 6, 2004
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Stop hating, you know them girls look good! LOL! Is this the same Frenchie that went to Howard U of American Idol fame? If so, congratulations on ya record deal!

big balla  on The House

posted on February 1, 2004
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thisclub is cool the girls are cute i wish that they did lap dances i go to club exstacy in camp springs md to get lapdances