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1805 Connecticut Avenue Northwest

Washington, District of Columbia 20009

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Johnson12  on  Royal Palace

posted on August 1, 2015
Joined 4 years ago
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June is a jovial personality. This place has a great location. Some of the dancers are pretty decent. Lola can be unpleasant though. The three stars are primarily for the fact that this place needs major renovations. The tiki bar looks like it is about to collapse. No place can hold a candle to Camelot.

Dick Registers  on Royal Palace

posted on October 11, 2014
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This place remodeled and it looks super nice inside. They now have a HUGE stage in the corner of the room, so you can see the girls from anywhere in the club. The ladies are nice, not wild, which is nice. They look a lot better than a couple years ago, big improvement in selection, owners! Owners are a dream, mom and pop, they will take care of you for sure.

igor34  on  Royal Palace

posted on September 3, 2014
Joined 5 years ago
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Not absolutely terrible, but almost there. My friends and I stopped in here after hanging out in Adams Morgan (we saw the bad reviews and figured "Why not?") I'm not a strip club connoisseur, but this place kind of creeped me out. Bright lights. Seedy individuals (normal.) One main stage. It felt like something out of bad movie. Also, one of my friends managed to get flicked off by one of the dancers who demanded some dollars. Strong-armed tactic I tell you...lolStay clear of this place. +1 star for free cover. Spent $35 for four beers.....

harryharry  on  Royal Palace

posted on April 24, 2014
Joined 9 years ago
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Royal Palace... not the worst but not the best. This was my birthday weekend and I wanted to see some girls but didn't want to go to a place that was packed with rowdy dudes. We passed RP on our way to dinner. After dinner we decided since we had parked on the street very close to RP we'd give it try. The no cover also helped my decision. We went in, got drinks and sat down. There were about 10 to 15 other people in there. The first girl on stage was very pretty. The second girl was also. The third was older but had great t and a. Her dancing was so terrible, I felt bad for her. The fourth girl appeared to be pregnant smh. The fifth, sixth and seventh girls were good dancers. The eighth dancer was good but only wanted to dance to certain songs. The dj played all types of music, from Rhianna to Guns N' Roses to some Spanish slow songs. Overall I had a good time, Royal Palace is a decent place to go to if you're on a budget.

Franklyn  on  Royal Palace

posted on August 18, 2013
Joined 8 years ago
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Depressing

CCR Lawsuit Settles  on Royal Palace

posted on July 16, 2013
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The word at the Crystal City Sports Pub tonight was that Billy Bayne folded & settled Katie Atkinson's Federal Court lawsuit against Billy today. Billy demanded the terms of settlement be kept confidential. Any CCR Dancers who haven't been paid minimum wage, contact your lawyers immediately. There is likely a monetary settlement out there for you too. Free money. Just have your lawyer copy the Atkinson lawsuit & file it on your behalf. Billy pussied out after all.

Johnnyboy123  on  Royal Palace

posted on February 23, 2013
Joined 8 years ago
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Got rid of happy hour, which by itself wasn't enough to warrant the drop in stars.I've gone there several times and the girls were always friendly and talkative(usually there on Mondays), but this time all of a sudden the owner was pushing buying drinks for the girls.I ended up spending $30 in the span of 30 minutes on two drinks for the girl I was talking to, while she was cute it just seemed like the owners were heavily pushing expensive drinks all of a sudden.The vibe has gone from a great place to get a drink and giving away water to desperate for cash. I guess strip clubs aren't immune to the economy sucking.Bring back the happy hour and stop forcing us to pay for overpriced drinks for the girls.

Emily M.  on Royal Palace

posted on February 6, 2013
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Newly remodeled, looks great. However the dancers are either old, anorexic, not attractive, dance for one man and do not address the audience, demand your dollars, can't dance, look like they are on drugs and/or drunk and quite frankly not worth my time. This used to be my go to spot but not anymore. The waitresses are completely incompetent...I think I'll pass.

mitchelwisse  on Royal Palace

posted on September 4, 2012
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JustinWells  on Royal Palace

posted on September 2, 2012
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Johnny  on Royal Palace

posted on January 23, 2012
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This place is so gross all the girls are fat and nasty especially the Asian girl with the chewed up vag

guyslippy  on Royal Palace

posted on February 18, 2011
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would love to bang ginger..she is so real. hooked up with dancer there in the past... 40 bucks and you get a hj in the corner booth. but she doesnt seem like that

gib000  on Royal Palace

posted on November 11, 2010
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This one of my favorite cubs. Most week days it isn't crowded but they have a great happy hour deal on drinks tuesday to friday and friendly dancers. I usually go once a month.

a friend  on Royal Palace

posted on April 3, 2010
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James, the doorman, is coming back this week! Yeah, the club had some nasty girls, but things are improving now. I was there last Friday and I saw a bunch of cute girls.

hector22  on Royal Palace

posted on December 30, 2009
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To Old Timer- Almost everything has changed except for the owners. James is long gone as are most of the dancers you mentioned. Honey was at Good Guys for awhile. About the only old timer dancer I know who is there is Angel; I always liked her. The old free-wheeling fun atmosphere is gone. Many rules now. Poles have been moved from the corners of the stages to the center to limit close up action. Efforts to make the place more upscale have just made it more dreary. They got into liquor license trouble a while ago, so I guess the figured they had to change to stay open. Much less reason to go there now.

Bupkiss  on Royal Palace

posted on December 28, 2009
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Worst club I've ever been in. Filthy envrionment.--filthy as in dirty and germy. Dancers are the dregs of the industry. Take your pick from among the old, fat, ugly, and possibly disease-ridden. And the whole place is a scam....fake "champagne"....cheating waitresses....a classic clip joint out of noir literatiure.

old timer  on Royal Palace

posted on December 23, 2009
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How is everyone here. It has been awhile since I have made the trip downtown, 7 years, but it is time to revisit. Here are a few questions, Is James the doorman/announcer guy still there? Are the owners the same, Ana and Husband (Jun?). Is boliviano (LaPaz) still behind the bar, is ana (waitress) still there (I think she use to dance there about 10-15 years ago). How about the dancers....Honey, Michelle, Prussia, Lexy, Victoria, Sexy, Ivy, I am sure some have retired. Has anything changed?

OG  on Royal Palace

posted on October 26, 2009
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So Sexxy been there? She still come once in a while? How can i catch her there???? She used to be the best.......

Right  on Royal Palace

posted on October 23, 2009
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No one believes Sexy got into law school

Sexy status  on Royal Palace

posted on October 15, 2009
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Unless Sexy bombs law school you'll likely never see her again. Maybe if they hadn't shut this place down they could afford to upgrade metro from all the liquour tax revenues.

OG  on Royal Palace

posted on October 13, 2009
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has sexxy or russia ever come back yet???

Edgar  on Royal Palace

posted on September 18, 2009
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I used to be a regular during the good old days at the RP but haven't been there in a while. Are there any girls there left worth seeing? Has the crackdown on extracurriculars suceeded in eliminating any fun, or are there any girls left who are open to offers?

Rohan P.  on Royal Palace

posted on September 17, 2009
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A fun prank to play if you work in an office with lots of Interns: Tell them you know of a great Chinese Restaurant called Royal Palace in the Dupont Circle neighborhood. In fact, it's right down the street from the Real World house! That will really pique their interest. But they like to keep a low profile and maintain exclusivity, so they keep the place pretty boarded up. Arrange to meet them at 8,...go to Russia House, order a martini and await an angry, but hilarious phone call at 8:05.

Toner  on Royal Palace

posted on September 13, 2009
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Has anyone see that new girl. Man she is hot and nice too. This is the type of ladies that R P needs to bring it back to the good old days.

Rodger the Dodger  on Royal Palace

posted on June 23, 2009
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Well, well Star is gonna. Doing $20.00 tricks finally caught up with her. Look for her up at the Dancing Crab.

James the Man  on Royal Palace

posted on May 3, 2009
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Wow went back last week and Star is still there. The last Brazilian. I guess the others are rich or preggo or both. I sa a couple of her ex customers and they are still pissed she is there. STAY AWAY her boyfriend is a thief and a liar and you will be set up and robbed. This guy was telling me the other night that she came to his place and he was robbed a few days later. LOOK OUT!

john  on Royal Palace

posted on March 30, 2009
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anyone know anything about platinum?

ewww  on Royal Palace

posted on March 25, 2009
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the girls here are horrible! they are all ugly and fat. they dont know how to dance. they just look awful. i was the only person in there for over 2 hours. this place is done for. it will either get shut down or just go straight out of business.

shut down  on Royal Palace

posted on March 16, 2009
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damn this place is going to be shut down in a matter of months. sad. it used to be a fun place to go. then june fired all of the pretty girls that knew how to dance and just let anyone and there mother dance i guess. gross

Used-to Go Here  on Royal Palace

posted on February 25, 2009
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Watch your change and cash on the bar! Both bartenders are rip-off artists. Beware! Stay away. You have been warned.

stripclublover  on Royal Palace

posted on January 17, 2009
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I've been to this club a few times. The girls are average at best, most of them want to hustle you out of drinks, money, and just feed you bs. The place is small, the dancers keep having to stop to pay the jukebox with their own money to keep the music on, most of them have minimal dance skills. Watch out for your money at the bar, they will short change you whenever they can.

No fun  on Royal Palace

posted on December 20, 2008
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This place is more regulated than the New York Stock Exchange. Sexy's gone. Alexy's gone. Jasmine's gone. Selena's gone. All the sexcitement is gone. I think Alexy is at the Showcase now.

jasmine  on Royal Palace

posted on December 3, 2008
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i must see jasmine where the fuck is she?

jasmine  on Royal Palace

posted on December 2, 2008
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is my mami jasmine coming back?

olddavey  on Royal Palace

posted on November 26, 2008
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Is the club open Wednesday and Thursday? I can not tell from msg? I am driving up from Springfield.

Old Timer  on Royal Palace

posted on November 21, 2008
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Yes the club seems like it is on the way down. It is good to see some of the girls happy! We enjoyed watching the waitreess STAR performing well for the crowd as she was French Kissing the Australian Boy tonight. Wow for only $20.00 a pop. I can't wait to see what I can get for $100.00. Folks have to watch this show. It is better than the dancers.

RipOff Palace  on Royal Palace

posted on November 20, 2008
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RP is hurting so bad for customers that the bartenders have resorted to stealing money. Twice the other night I was short-changed by two different bartenders. They have lost my business. I will never go back.

James the Man  on Royal Palace

posted on November 20, 2008
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I agree with the guy below. Check out Star the waitress. She is pretty and pretty easy. Why not spend just $50.00 on her instead of paying the others. She says she needs money and is broke. She returns any favor and has a nice racing stripe that she likes stroked.

Curious George  on Royal Palace

posted on November 19, 2008
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Damn... Is it the waitress or the dancers, worth check'n out at this joint? I don't wanna mess up the flow for everyone else (please inform of the proper $ spending etiquette), but... How much for a decent HJ (please include waitress/dancer names) at the Palace? I'll be visiting this friday... Thanx in advance!

Long time patron  on Royal Palace

posted on November 4, 2008
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Stay away from Star - she is s rip off artist and a scammer. She has also had her boyfriend threaten people from the club. She is nothing but trouble and a liar. Hopefully the owners will see that soon.

Old Davey  on Royal Palace

posted on November 2, 2008
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Guys you are going with the wrong flow here. Instead of the dancer go for the "hot brazilian waitress". She goes by Star, is hot and is desperate for $$$$. She broke up with that fat tub she was leading and will do anything for $$$. Last week she was getting fingered down that little racing stripe she has for only $20.00 a pop. We have heard from a couple of guys she has joined the pocket pool line now and for $50.00 you can have a very sex brazilian "release" your tension.

RE: DANNIELLE  on Royal Palace

posted on November 1, 2008
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She is bartending at Archibald's Monday and Tuesday during the day shift

slim  on Royal Palace

posted on October 30, 2008
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Does anyone kno what happened to the waitress Daniele?

RonMac  on Royal Palace

posted on October 21, 2008
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DC sounds like you have a plan for Alexandria. Maybe it will work. Who should we zero in on then for fun?

DC  on Royal Palace

posted on October 19, 2008
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Whats all the hype/fuss about Alexandra. No big deal. not very attractive; no tittalating conversation; boobs not great. and aand a bit stuck up. There are many others who are much more interesting. Heres a thought- leave her alone for a few nights and see if her attitude improves. In other words ignore the bitch.

RonMac  on Royal Palace

posted on October 19, 2008
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Well Traveller sounds like you had some unplesant times with Alexandra and expensive too. I have had the same experience but I did get a little boob feel at a very expensive price when all is taken into consideration. Anyone else do better than that???

traveller  on Royal Palace

posted on October 17, 2008
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hha, yea Alexandra is one of the worst gold diggers. she flirts for huge tips, buys herself pricey drinks, and when she takes off shes given you absolutely nothing worthwhile in return. even the level of convo was the trite BS you would have with an ex girl friend or ex wife. has anyone gotten anything worth while from a dancer in this club in the past year???

bambi  on Royal Palace

posted on October 14, 2008
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Hey lady?s ?I know its slow, but something you should look into is the Honey Hunt at Larry Flynt?s HUSTLER Club in Baltimore. My girlfriend was down there for it and won $2000 dollars cash. All it is an amateur night w/ no competition!!!!!!!! Easy money!!!!!!! They have it on the first Wednesday of every month, well worth the drive.. Trust me!

RonMac  on Royal Palace

posted on October 14, 2008
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Well Old Timer I am sorry to hear that. I guess I am gullible enough to think otherwise. Thanks for setting me straight. Can you tell me more?

Old Timer  on Royal Palace

posted on October 13, 2008
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A;exandra is definitely "like that, " I know from personal experience.

MC  on Royal Palace

posted on October 5, 2008
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Stopped by the the palace and notices that the SEXY MAMI of Jasmine was no where to be found??? Where is my CHICA SEXY????

RonMac  on Royal Palace

posted on October 3, 2008
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I think you are correct about most of the girls but do you think Alexandra is like that? She seems so above that.

andy  on Royal Palace

posted on September 15, 2008
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Jessica is so sexy....................

paul  on Royal Palace

posted on September 10, 2008
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face it - they are all lying whores out to make a buck. waitress, dancers and skanks. they are here to suck men dry emotionally, financially and spiritually. they all have sad stories but drive great cars.

Don't get hustled  on Royal Palace

posted on September 8, 2008
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Stay away from this new dancer Tatiana. She is just out to play u for a quick buck. She takes your tip, guzzles your drink, all within about a minute, and then moves on, back to a black guy. Complete BS. The new waitresses are rude stuck up Cs. Reality check ur a waitress in dive strip club. This place blows. Should be boarded up.

rodger the dodger  on Royal Palace

posted on September 6, 2008
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bad news brazilians are starting to leave. where is Lauren with that great ass?? Others where bitchy Thursday. And where is Star? Did anyone try her out yet? How much $$$ to ride that ?

Stripper Sex  on Royal Palace

posted on September 6, 2008
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Thanks girls. What a night! You gotta admit that we exceeded our expectations. I'm a little sore this morning, but it's gonna rain all day so my bones won't be straying too far from my crib. Thanks Royal Palace, your girls are da bomb!!!!

Rodger the Dodger  on Royal Palace

posted on August 11, 2008
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WOW Leah and Lauren are hot. I saw them both last week. Lauren in not very good at speakinb but makes up for it with a hot little body. Star is almost as hot as these guys and she flirts more. Let's have a party and invite them all to see who swallows the most.

Brendan  on Royal Palace

posted on July 26, 2008
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Not sure but she is hot. Another Brazilian! Most of the rest of them can be bought. Sweeeeeet!

old davey  on Royal Palace

posted on July 13, 2008
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Is it true the waitress Star is available for $$. I saw her twice last week and she is as hot as any of the dancers. Anyone hit it?

false advertisement  on Royal Palace

posted on July 8, 2008
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The outside says food and fun, and that is wrong, there is no food here, what are you supposed to munch on some pussy that is in your face, you get kicked out for touching them let alone eating them out.

In your face....NOT!  on Royal Palace

posted on July 7, 2008
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Was at The Good Guys and girls put that pootang right in your face (no pink mind you) but they don't even do that at Royal Pain anymore or esle that short bald black guy is on them like a mad hornet. This site has vomit inducing pics.

Adam  on Royal Palace

posted on July 2, 2008
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Anyone know where Chyna is dancing now, talking bout the taller asian one with the thicker body with the nice rack. Spotted her at the House a few times earlier this year, don't think she is there any longer.

What's Up?  on Royal Palace

posted on June 20, 2008
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I know this place has gone tame and lame, but do they at least still try to over-charge you for drinks? I mean, all the nostalgia associated with this place will vanish if they start charging a consistent price for booze.

David Mc L...  on Royal Palace

posted on June 5, 2008
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Leah and Lauren, the Brazilians sisters.... the best now.... Check it out guys....

Where are they now  on Royal Palace

posted on June 2, 2008
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What happened to that hot latina milf Jasmine. Does Platinum work in the eveneing? She's a bombshell.

Outta town  on Royal Palace

posted on June 1, 2008
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I happened to be in DC for a few days while the Palace was closed in May and I'll be back soon. Anyone been there since they reopened? Any changes? Any new rules?

Washington DC Sucks  on Royal Palace

posted on May 20, 2008
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Why is the ABC coming down on some mom and pop operation. It will just lead to some big chain strip club with pull moving into dc at some point. U can invest in strip clubs through the stock market now. DC is becoming a boring nanny state. Unless you're a perfectly well adjusted individual with a bunch of normal well adjusted Georgetown friends to hang out with DC does not want you. THey just want the cocktail party and college crowds. I need to move to move.

marco  on Royal Palace

posted on May 11, 2008
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so the place is closed down for two weeks huh damn i am going to miss jess and sky

Riceman  on Royal Palace

posted on March 19, 2008
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You are right the place has tamed down. Not as much fun as it use to be. I was chasing the dancer Alexandria for awhile but never caught her. She is a bit older and more mature but has a great body. Give me some feed back men, what is she like and what is she willing to do????

hector22  on Royal Palace

posted on March 18, 2008
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I agree that the place has lost some of it's "flavor" and is tamer now. Too bad.

Save your $ and time  on Royal Palace

posted on March 18, 2008
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Over zealous bouncers. Ladies have to sit exactly perpendicular to customer. Worse than Good Guys. Poor over priced drinks. Saw one waitress using customer?s beer to cool back of her neck before walking to table. Nothing like some neck salt...yummy. Tip hungry dancers...who can blame them. All the hot women seem to have left. The few that are left are hoarded by one or two customers with money. Can't look at dancer cross eyed without bouncer getting up in your face. Meanwhile they let their friends do what ever they want. Reverse racism is the order here. If you're white definitely steer clear of this place. Some dancers here just put on a constant hustle...and it's like....Christ can you give it a rest for two f'ing minutes.

Randy  on Royal Palace

posted on March 17, 2008
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I can't believe that someone isn't talking about which of the dancers are having sex or giving HJs. Is this place dead???

Nina is my cousin  on Royal Palace

posted on March 12, 2008
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Nina is my cousin her father's name is chuck her mothers name is nina too.

Persia  on Royal Palace

posted on March 6, 2008
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Hey everyone! Long time no see. I hope everything is going good down at the RP and the girls are making big money. Is it true that Honey is back? Shout out to Honey and Sexy and Russia if they're still there and all the other girls, too! I want to stop by one day! Shout out to Jason and Joel too! Be good everyone! (But not too good.)

Bandido  on Royal Palace

posted on March 4, 2008
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Mylan was offered a part in the reality TV series "Flavor of Love" but she did not sign any contract because her family did not want her to go to LA. What a shame.

Milan audition  on Royal Palace

posted on February 24, 2008
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did anyone see Milan on the "Flava of Love 3" auditions on VH1? It was her. Google the DC auditions for the show.

elvis  on Royal Palace

posted on February 24, 2008
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is anyone getting any action at this place from the dancers these days?

Madeson and Mylan  on Royal Palace

posted on February 23, 2008
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I like these dark skinned lovlies more than most. Maybe its the nice tight bum, or that pink lining. Madeson does not appear to like dick, but Mylan certainly does, especially the vanilla ones. Go for it and get sum.

jessica  on Royal Palace

posted on February 23, 2008
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hope everyone is doing well i miss you all so much!!!!! i hope everyone making money i will be back in like 1 months love you all so much!!!!!! hope everyone had a fab new years!!!!

Fucked Upstairs  on Royal Palace

posted on February 17, 2008
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I think that it is pretty fucked up that Honey can still dance & sell her wares even after getting HIV. That is just wrong.

Worship The Penis  on Royal Palace

posted on February 10, 2008
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So Natalie will just find another strip club to work at.

Selena?  on Royal Palace

posted on February 9, 2008
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Is Selena still dancing here?

Mr. S  on Royal Palace

posted on February 9, 2008
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Looks like this site is back up. Is Alexandra still around? I have a thing for her and that stately body. What is her story?

Anna & Nina  on Royal Palace

posted on February 7, 2008
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Haven't seen them for awhile. They still around?

Bud Light  on Royal Palace

posted on January 31, 2008
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Yes, Natalie is no longer at the Royal Palace, but she may be back in a few months. The club is trying to get its liquor license renewed and has been inspected by ABC recently. The ABC cited the club for some violations and a few dancers were let go as a result. The violations were a bunch of bull, but the club had to appear responsive to the ABC. For the same reason, the club got rid of the table cloths - it made it to easy to hide the underneath-the-table activities of most of the dancers. It seems the days of enjoying a relaxing drink with a dancer at the Royal Palace are gone.

Slut Lover  on Royal Palace

posted on January 28, 2008
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What's the story on Milan and Madeson? Are they for sale? Both have hot bodies.

night hawk  on Royal Palace

posted on January 26, 2008
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I heard Natalie got busted. Anyone know the story?

Dubious Honor!  on Royal Palace

posted on January 22, 2008
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With JP's out of action for a while, maybe permanently, the ol' Royal Palace is no longer the second sleaziest strip club in town! Congratz! (Yes, Natalie will work there until she's 82. Luckily, most of her body is plastic so she'll age well.)

night walker  on Royal Palace

posted on January 21, 2008
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Does Natalie still work at this club?

Customer cums first  on Royal Palace

posted on January 6, 2008
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What happened to this site? What have they done to all of our comments? I bet they will never be "reposted in the near future." They have been erased by the SCL weasels. Unhappy New Year to all.

rules  on Royal Palace

posted on January 6, 2008
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do they still have all those draconian rules?

Dingleberry  on Royal Palace

posted on January 5, 2008
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It's about time this site came back!

I want Nina's number  on Royal Palace

posted on November 29, 2007
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I want to play video games with Nina, does anyone have her number?

mmm  on Royal Palace

posted on November 29, 2007
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Alexandra is still there and going strong. No one can seem to find out if she does anything inside or outside the club...or they won't tell. Bet she would cost a bundle.

Live+die by the gun  on Royal Palace

posted on November 29, 2007
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These girls should have a sticker on their ass to tell you if they provide "relief" to men outside the club. Red means they don't. Green means they do. That way no one has to ask. Does James the bouncer/doorman still work here? What about Alexandra? I may have to start stalking her. I wonder if she likes to smoke sausage. Maybe you have to be a rich man.

Down with the Swirl  on Royal Palace

posted on November 25, 2007
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What's the scoop on Milan and Madeson? Do they provide any service outside the club? They have awesome bodies!

only women bleed  on Royal Palace

posted on November 24, 2007
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walk in this clip joint with your eyes open. these girls are experienced veterans at teasing men & sucking all the cash out of your wallet. better yet. don't even come here. stay away!

seven seas of rhye  on Royal Palace

posted on November 22, 2007
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gabriel will be born with horns, red eyes & a tail. i had a dream last nite.

jessica  on Royal Palace

posted on November 22, 2007
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happy turkey day!! and only two more months until i have gabriel!!!!

Mr. Mister  on Royal Palace

posted on November 20, 2007
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I don't miss this place. Keep an eye on your wallet. Pay with cash. Never a credit card. Keep your ATM card at home. Always count your change. They're happy to rip off those who are drunk or who aren't paying attention. Don't let the fake titties & pink tacos blind u to what's going on. Have a blessed Thanksgiving. Stick with the white meat.

do this next time  on Royal Palace

posted on November 18, 2007
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Next time you go in there wipe your shity ass on a dollar bill and make the stripper eat a shitty dollar bill, then ask her do u want a fresh one now?

dumb strippers  on Royal Palace

posted on November 18, 2007
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Im surprised at how dumb some strippers are, because one time I gave a stripper a dollar and she was complaining that it wasnt a fresh dollar bill, fuck I should have just threw a roll of quarters at her dumb illiterate ass.

???  on Royal Palace

posted on November 15, 2007
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What is the name of former waitress Sue's niece. Is she dancing at the RP this Friday. What can $20 under the table get me and how often do I need to feed her $s.

to Jessica  on Royal Palace

posted on November 15, 2007
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I think you're a sexy whore. How many $$

JESSICA  on Royal Palace

posted on November 15, 2007
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If you think we are all ugly whores then why do you come in??? go to camelot or good guys.

mmm  on Royal Palace

posted on November 14, 2007
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Yes I would give Alexandra a second look. She is a classy girl and has more poise than the others even though she is older.

Carlito  on Royal Palace

posted on November 14, 2007
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What percentage of the girls who dance here would be considered beautiful? 1%? Less than 1%? Would you give any of them a second look with their clothes on in a regular bar/nightclub?

xyz  on Royal Palace

posted on November 12, 2007
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dick is free, easy pickins, anytime and anyplace to MOST females, growup. That is your insecurity with knowing you can be manipulated. You think U call the shots, Never, so face it asshole

NeverTeaseMen  on Royal Palace

posted on November 9, 2007
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Sometimes you do wonder whose dick you have to suck to get a waitress to come over & ask you what you want. "Dishonest"? Yeah. I think I have been screwed once or twice. I wouldn't give them my credit card if I were you. Drink prices are pretty much standard for D.C. strip clubs. They charge what guys will pay. Don't expect $2 Buds in a strip club. Crystal City Restaurant in Arlington is about the cheapest re cost of beer but then the girls ain't nekkid. Sometimes men need to see nookie & nipples. We're funny that way. Pasties & g-string look stupid & silly & don't do anything for even the hottest babe. But that's Virginia. This place is out to stick it to you more than most. Watch you back & your wallet!

STILL ANOTHER REVIEW  on Royal Palace

posted on November 8, 2007
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This is the lower intestine of stripclubs. The strippers are old, the service is horrible and dishonest, and the prices for drinks are outrageous. The good thing is that some strippers here will fuck you if you offer them money instead of blow. As long as you dont mind them being older than your mother.You have to get their attention quick or some landscaper with his paycheck for the month in his dirty hand or a state department lawyer who wouldnt know a good-looking woman if she sucked his dick on M Street and makes too much money for his own good will beat you to them.

PREMIUM DICK  on Royal Palace

posted on November 8, 2007
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What do I get for $35? High-speed internet? The only time I think about women is when I'm horny. I don't need them for anything else. Other than sex, what are women good for? Anyone know. I guess they're good for popping out babies. Especially these Hispanic baby machines. They're breeding faster than rats. Even rats are saying, "Dag, gurl. Tie dem tubes!"

DICKS RULE  on Royal Palace

posted on November 7, 2007
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Pussy is cheap dick is more expensive, a cheap ho will do it for a dollar but a dick is worth much more than a dirty dollar.

MenREZ2pleeze  on Royal Palace

posted on November 5, 2007
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So when will women start pleasing us?

Playa  on Royal Palace

posted on November 4, 2007
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who gives the best hand jobs these days?

Shit Happens  on Royal Palace

posted on November 3, 2007
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She takes all her clothes off & lays down on the tables & lets every swinging dick in the place stick it in her.

WGAS  on Royal Palace

posted on November 2, 2007
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WhO gIvEs A sHiT !! !! !!

information  on Royal Palace

posted on November 1, 2007
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I met a dancer in another club who says she is the niece of Sue the former dancer and waitress. This girl told me she works at the RP on Friday afternoon. Can anyone tell me what her price range and what she might do at the tables in the back. Are the girls hot here now or just the losers who can never work at Camelot or Archibalds.

TheCowsMilkAintFree  on Royal Palace

posted on November 1, 2007
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Haven't been here in a long time. I assume James the bouncer/doorman/comedian/hustler/ladies man/playa still works here. Any good looking dancers on Sundays? Young girls. Not ones that are filing for Social Security. Or that should be wearing paper bags over their heads. Do they give you a bowl of pretzels? I like a nice bowl of pretzels or mixed nuts.

I Dismember Mama  on Royal Palace

posted on October 31, 2007
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what would these girls do for a living if there were no strip clubs? or escort services. or massage parlors. or street corners.

Do it dude  on Royal Palace

posted on October 29, 2007
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Videotape it. Make sure you kill everyone. Then set fire to it.

thinking about it  on Royal Palace

posted on October 27, 2007
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Im thinking about rolling up in this club with my AK47 to finish off u punks, and Im bringing my posse with me. RIP suckers

Inside Alexandra  on Royal Palace

posted on October 27, 2007
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Her pussy looks nice. Last time I was there. She has a nice pale body. That laugh of hers teases the horny bastards. "I got something you want. You ain't got enuf money to get it. Tee hee hee." Anal would be fun. Especially if she didn't want it. Hearing her cry & scream. That would make my day. I can't get off unless the girl is in pain. If you got n ex-gf that you want to get back on tell me where she lives & her ph #. By the time I'm thru with her, she won't ever want to have sex with men again. I go by "WHITE BOY."

stripper poles  on Royal Palace

posted on October 22, 2007
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If someone took a black light into this club it would show so many germs on the pole, on the floor, on the tables, and all you pimps and drug dealers need a new place to hang out.

Melson  on Royal Palace

posted on October 22, 2007
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I would like to do more the just examine her. She has the greatest natural tits in the club, in fact they may be the only ones. She can really turn guys on. Does anyone know if she is available in or out of the club. You know under the table stuff, etc. What about outside.

Lexie or Alexy  on Royal Palace

posted on October 19, 2007
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Are we talking about the same girl?

Libel not slander.  on Royal Palace

posted on October 15, 2007
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Slander is spoken. I wish I was a gynecologist so I could examine Alexandra thoroughly.

re Daysia  on Royal Palace

posted on October 14, 2007
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does she still dance here or is she doing hard time on Rikker's?

Fat Frog From Fargo  on Royal Palace

posted on October 12, 2007
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Joint is closed on Mondays. Opens 11:30am during the week. Opens 3pm on weekends. One thing I know for sure: dancers should not be allowed to reproduce. Stupid, silly, skanky sluts should be sterilized. Stat!

Nicole  on Royal Palace

posted on October 10, 2007
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I am visiting the D.C area and am interested in working. Does any know how the schedualing works. Any info. would be great, thanks

Nacho  on Royal Palace

posted on October 9, 2007
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What big guy? Didn't know Stacey was pregnant? Not by him I hope.

whatdidIsee  on Royal Palace

posted on October 7, 2007
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The big guy is back. Does that tell us that Stacey is returning? Come one what is the scoop - she had her baby and is coming back to us? Love those tits and I bet they are full now.

used2lvherhad2kilher  on Royal Palace

posted on October 5, 2007
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How many of the women that dance her would u like to spend any significant time with? beyond the time it takes u to give them a cum facial. their collective iq is less than that of a squirrel. they're nothing but sex objects/toys/playthings for men. very few women are known for their brain power. men rule. women suck. shut up & blow me, bitches/cunts/whores.. then u can grab me a beer from the fridge on your way out the door. eat shit & die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ********************************************************************

Marshall  on Royal Palace

posted on October 4, 2007
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You are probably right Lemme. However, she is hot and it would be a pleasure to play with her. Since I am in her age group she appeals to me. Does anyone know does she have special guys in the club she sits with?

Yeahthatsright  on Royal Palace

posted on October 2, 2007
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I agree everyone that goes there should just stay at home and jerk off or have sex with the wife if you have one.

BORE ME DOLLFACE  on Royal Palace

posted on October 2, 2007
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stay out of strip clubs. they're a waste of your time & money.

lemmegetthisstraight  on Royal Palace

posted on September 30, 2007
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a dancer got in a fight with another dancer??? whaaaaa-----???? you need to run that by me again so I can try to understand it. all the money they make after overhead, employee wages, rent, etc, goes to a triad in Hong Kong. if you start asking for more info on that, you'll be sorry. i think alexandra likes to tease men to get as much money as possible out of them. not sure she would even grab your johnson. there used to be a black bitch with a nice fat ass that didn't mind grabbing your johnson. i don't think alexandra would put herself in the category of that kind of hoochie.

RE: CHYNA  on Royal Palace

posted on September 30, 2007
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Chyna got fired. Don't know the details but apparently it was because of a dust up with another dancer. If anybody knows more, fill in the blanks.

who is the owner??  on Royal Palace

posted on September 29, 2007
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Is that chinese guy the owner or he just manages the place? Who is the real owner and where does all their money go to?

Marshall  on Royal Palace

posted on September 29, 2007
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Thanks for the input Tiny. Sounds like you are a fan of hers. My real question is, has anyone felt or taped her? Does she grab onto your johnson under the table ? What does it cost? What if you take her outside the club? Anyone done that. I would like too.

TinyTimIsSoMoney$$$$  on Royal Palace

posted on September 29, 2007
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Alexandra? She gets off on the power. The sexual power. Well preserved for her age. Got to be pushing 45, no? RP veteran. Be working here when she gets her Social Security check. May be a ball buster. I like her pale body. She's sexy. Be fun to finger her. She can blow me. Afterwards, I'll give her a Handi Wipe. She better swallow. I mean, it's not battery acid. She was pals with Nicolette. Someone take a photo with a camera phone & post it. Close up of her legs spread wide.

New York Joe  on Royal Palace

posted on September 28, 2007
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Is Chyna still working there?

Marshall  on Royal Palace

posted on September 26, 2007
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Anyone know anything about Alexandria? Good, bad?

uglyassstrippers  on Royal Palace

posted on September 23, 2007
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Strippers look better on cable tv and in porn videos, the fuglies at RP look like the devil's demons.

Fat Slob  on Royal Palace

posted on September 21, 2007
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What if the baby is stillborn? Will she still come back then? THX

re: Lexy  on Royal Palace

posted on September 21, 2007
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Yeah, she comes close to having everything you want, but she won't be back until after her baby arrives.

doesntexist  on Royal Palace

posted on September 21, 2007
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There is no such woman, you can only find one like that in heaven. The closest to that at Royal Palace is Lexy.

pervert69  on Royal Palace

posted on September 21, 2007
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I love women with huge racks, small waists, and a great personality.

tramp stamp  on Royal Palace

posted on September 20, 2007
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Is the dancer with the most tats, the biggest hoochie? does that mean she'll do anything after the club has closed for the night?

T.C.  on Royal Palace

posted on September 17, 2007
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Any good-looking, sexy hotties work Sundays? Any race is ok.

Grover  on Royal Palace

posted on September 16, 2007
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if you don't like dealing with horny men, become a lesbian or get a sex change operation

misogyny aint pretty  on Royal Palace

posted on September 14, 2007
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women have only a short period of time when they look as hot as they're ever gonna look in their life. then, before they know it, everything starts to sag & wrinkle. cellulite on thighs. face ain't as pretty as it used to be. starts to harden. the smart ones get out of the game before that happens. or they get a degree while they dance here. daysia still work here? any good looking girls with dark hair & big tits/nice round ass? no fake tits. fuck that shit.

hector22  on Royal Palace

posted on September 14, 2007
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I miss seeing Mercedes too, but she really has moved on out of the business and is feeling rejuvenated. Glad to see that. Dealing with horny old bastards like us can wear out the mind and spirit after awhile for some girls. Wish her luck.

Pox  on Royal Palace

posted on September 14, 2007
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TEN YEARS AGO.. in strip clubs years that is a millenium.. you have loss your street cred.. what the fuck took you so long to post this bullshit.. you might be a child molester and got the pox from one of your 10 year old dates

POX  on Royal Palace

posted on September 14, 2007
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I found out after I had it that most people get it as children. But I definitely got it. Not fun. I got it in my 30's. After much thought, I figured out it that I probably got it from a white dancer from RP. This is maybe 10 years ago. I don't think she was here too long. When I would go up to tip her, she had a habit of pulling my head down to her chest. At the time, I didn't think anything of it. I can't say 100% that it was her. Maybe I got it from someone on the subway or bus. I know that as soon as I told my supervisor, he didn't waste any time telling me to see a doctor & go home.

Chciken Pox  on Royal Palace

posted on September 13, 2007
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Most people have had this before they're adults

herpes / chicken pox  on Royal Palace

posted on September 13, 2007
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which dancer gave it to you.. did you report it to the dc health dept. ? even though the palace does not sell food there are some standards for public places.. also the palace is supposed to be non cantact.by law.. .... figure it out

IT WAS CHICKENPOX  on Royal Palace

posted on September 13, 2007
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I'm being serious. So now I hate all dancers. They must pay. I am praying to Satan that they become sterile & wake up one day looking like the Elephant Man. I bet their tips would dry up then.

Chicken Pox  on Royal Palace

posted on September 12, 2007
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That is not chicken pox it is herpes

K---------  on Royal Palace

posted on September 12, 2007
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Stay away from here. I got chickenpox from a dancer. Not fun.

discompanyluvsmisery  on Royal Palace

posted on September 6, 2007
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How long has James the doorman/ID checker/comedian worked here? 20 years? I like girls with real C or D Cup tits, a nice ass but not one that looks like it should be in the circus, long sexy legs & a purty mouth. Minimum hoochie qualities. But I guess it's tough to find that. A certain type of girl wants to take her clothes off & spread her legs in front of men. Stick her ass in their face. Let them grope her for a few bucks. Anyone know what happened to "Mona" who worked here about three years ago? Light-skinned chick. Wore a seashell bikini.

Hello Gorgeous  on Royal Palace

posted on September 5, 2007
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Define "gorgeous." Is that a 9 or a 10? Would she be "gorgeous" if you had a girlfriend or weren't incredibly horny?

fan  on Royal Palace

posted on September 4, 2007
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when does selena work? i havent seen her in months. she is GORGEOUS.

John Long  on Royal Palace

posted on September 2, 2007
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Hi I'm a long time client of RP and I think they have a nice group of ladies. Its not as sleezy as some of the guys say. My favorite of all time is Selena. The Doorman named Mike is hilarious & I never seen a group of waitresses that look so homely.... I love them but they aren't much to look at....The girls here come and go but usually return in time.

Sad  on Royal Palace

posted on September 1, 2007
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Mercedes needs to come back and get naked again

gag the bitch  on Royal Palace

posted on September 1, 2007
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if you have a problem getting groped by strangers then RP is not the place for you. you're better off trying Camelot where bouncers walk by every 2 1/2 minutes.

the  on Royal Palace

posted on August 31, 2007
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nothing but the creme de la creme of Washington, D.C., gurl. big spenders who think nothing of tipping a dancer $250. they will probably invite you back to their penthouse suite for champagne, lobster, filet mignon & caviar.

olddavey  on Royal Palace

posted on August 31, 2007
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I still talk with Mercedees. She is doing well and is out of the business. STINKING SHAME. She is frigging hot!!!

Mercedes?  on Royal Palace

posted on August 29, 2007
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Anyone ever see mercedes dancing anywhere or hear rumors?

curious  on Royal Palace

posted on August 28, 2007
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looking for a new place to work...how's the money here? What type of clientele?

Daysia still here?  on Royal Palace

posted on August 28, 2007
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Or is she gone? Another skank bites the dust.

Royale Palais  on Royal Palace

posted on August 26, 2007
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what's the quality of the tail on Sundays like? any hot young stuff? not into fugly. it doesn't do anything for me. does Alexandra dance Sundays? what's her usual schedule by the way. anyone know? must be getting close to retiring. maybe the money is too good. i think she's good at lightening the wallets of stupid drunken, horny men.

Tequila?  on Royal Palace

posted on August 25, 2007
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Why don't u ask her, big boy? Good luck. Kathy the dancer still here? Thought she was going to leave the biz once she got her house paid off.

Zig Zag Man  on Royal Palace

posted on August 25, 2007
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Any one have any info on Tequila. Does she do ?extras? ?

Daddy  on Royal Palace

posted on August 23, 2007
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Stop messing with these goddamn skanks. Go to a regular bar. D.C. has tons of them. Pick up a real woman. Dancers see you & they see an ATM. You're just a sucker helping them pay their bills.

stop gettin pregnant  on Royal Palace

posted on August 21, 2007
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birth control. condoms. birth control. condoms. we have enough unwanted kids running wild & causing trouble without the fruit of your loins being added to the mix. a penis in a condom is gonna feel the same to you, girlfriend. c-o-n-d-o-m-s. pharmacies carry them. supermarkets too. don't be shy. they say women are as smart as men. prove it.

Feel sorry for baby  on Royal Palace

posted on August 19, 2007
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Having one of these dancers as your mother. No thanks. Yeah, money is what these broads worship. They don't care what they have to do just so long as they get paid. Folding money. If you wanted to pay them to have their pussy munched on by a German shepherd they would do it. Blow a midget. Love to! Jerk off a horse? Fine! Where is Black Beauty? $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Big Teddy  on Royal Palace

posted on August 19, 2007
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Lexie is knocked up.. if she was smart she would never reeturn to the palace.. but she is not smart and she is very greedy so she will be back.. tits down to her ankles and pussy big enough for your foot

re Daysia  on Royal Palace

posted on August 18, 2007
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what's the latest? is she in jail? is she coming back to RP?

Don't Fear The Penis  on Royal Palace

posted on August 17, 2007
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Maybe she's in rehab. Or doing a stint in jail for running a meth lab out of her apartment. Or having an abortion. Or driving to California to find her biological father.

Alexy  on Royal Palace

posted on August 16, 2007
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Anyone know what happened to Alexy? I was told tonight that she will be away "for a while".

Never a dull moment  on Royal Palace

posted on August 15, 2007
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in a strip club. Lots of drama 24-7. Women....ya gotta luv 'em.

Stay single  on Royal Palace

posted on August 14, 2007
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They've all been hit a "couple times"... :-)

Sexy  on Royal Palace

posted on August 14, 2007
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Damn, Sexy has a fiance? I know someone who hit that a couple times.

re daysia  on Royal Palace

posted on August 13, 2007
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Really? U serious? Wow. I would never have thought her capable of doing that. Jesus. Hope you're not pulling my leg.

Deja  on Royal Palace

posted on August 12, 2007
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U didn't hear she stabbed her sister cathy. That hoe is crazy. She stabbed her with a broken bottle... Then got arrested.And June tried to keep the club open by mopping up the blood.

Daysia  on Royal Palace

posted on August 12, 2007
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Don't expect Daysia to be at the RP. Rumor is she stabbed her sister who danced there as well, Cathy, at RP. That's the story I heard.

me so horny  on Royal Palace

posted on August 5, 2007
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latinas can be hot. but you gotta get 'em young. they get pregnant & have kids so early. one of them "cultural" things. Does "Daysia" still work here? Not sure how to spell her "stage name." Petite brunette with a nice, cute fugure.

Mrs. Godzilla  on Royal Palace

posted on August 4, 2007
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"provide housing" means you'll be living in the club owner's house.

what means "horny"?  on Royal Palace

posted on August 3, 2007
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white creamy stuff came out of my dick this morning. made a stain on the sheets. i had a dream about my next door neighbour. she has juicy big melons. likes to wear short shorts & wash her car. i think she sees me watching her through my blinds.

3 holes No waiting  on Royal Palace

posted on August 1, 2007
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"fresh new talent" is what strip clubs need. nothing is worse than seeing the same tired crew of hoochies shaking their saggy titties & flat, pimply, full-of-cellulite asses. they should have a room in the back with a concrete floor where customers can negotiate sex acts with strippers. hose it down when it's all over. men are horny pig dogs. we need instant access to cheap & easy sex. we ain't got time to mess around.

theciscokid  on Royal Palace

posted on August 1, 2007
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Guess your right for everyone that goes out there will be one more bimbo with a sad story to tell right behind her to fleece any guy who gives them the time of day. Donna is sweet (guess she only works at night) also some new dancers. Went by today for a few minutes. Place is getting some nice, new, fresh talent.

Patch Adams  on Royal Palace

posted on July 28, 2007
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When you want raunch & sleaze, come to the Royal Palace. Other strip clubs in D.C. can't compete in that area. The girls here know what they are. They don't strut around with their nose in the air like their poop don't stink.

dancers R people too  on Royal Palace

posted on July 26, 2007
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we really shouldn't be so hard on them. they're just trying to make a living like the rest of us. sure they have issues. but don't we all? life is short.

SE rat patrol  on Royal Palace

posted on July 26, 2007
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does the filipino waitress still work here? the one that would get in your face about tips. pretty hard looking. not easy on the eye. all women should be born beautiful. who needs fugly? there is a lot of preggo porn on the web. sometimes a woman with a bun in the oven can be sexy. haven't stuck my penis in a chick's mouth for a while. which dancer has the best lips/mouth/throat here?

My water done broke!  on Royal Palace

posted on July 25, 2007
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Men rule. We have money. We spend it. We stop coming here. You go back to stocking shelves at Wal-Mart at 3am. Want me to go over that again? I don't mind.

stupid guys  on Royal Palace

posted on July 24, 2007
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damn you guys are dumb. angel or stacey aint pregnant. who made up that shit, just cuz lexi preggo I guess suddenly every girl that aint here left to have a baby. dumb asses. an why you guys worried about it crapping on women who get pregnant. must be mad they aint here so you can give them all your money loserz!!! someones seems mad as shit about being the girls that get pregnant. did the wifey leave you for another man? usually its girlsz on here trashin, but damn something crawled up somones ass. maybe wifey can't get pregnant and you wish somones baby was yours. we come here to work and fuck you if you don't wanna come here cuz of it don't come ugly face chump.

newbies and old dogs  on Royal Palace

posted on July 22, 2007
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Best hottie in the joint by far is Sexy. Russia not so much. Previous comments you men are idiots if you date a girl in here. Fuck, who cares who pops out the babies. If you worried about it that's a no brainer. Your fault if were you taken for dumb. Learn the rules of stripclubs. Come see pussy tip the tight pussies enjoy a drink or two than go home. Newbies or old dog don't expect to pick up a woman here. If they are here they most like don't want to get into it with you so go to H20 and pick up a ho their. Still lots of pretty pink to enjoy.

curiouscomewenesdae  on Royal Palace

posted on July 22, 2007
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whats with you cicso. don't know about stacey or donna an why do you care who has a baby or not. not like its your baby so why all the drama? did somone rob you or you had a bad time at the place? There is still the same number of girls dancin at the club. come on down wenesday and check the place out lots of beautiful girls to see and ill make you perky

Women Are Stupid  on Royal Palace

posted on July 22, 2007
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Not all. But most. They're self-destructive too. They love to screw up their lives. Enjoy drama, tears, problems, being in debt. Pick the worst possible men to be their bf's. You see it all the time. They will say anything to get more money out of the suckers who believe their sob stories. You wanna give 'em all your money, go ahead. Just expect to get the raw end of the deal every time. You will be used & squeezed dry. We need some kind of new disease that makes women sterile. Unable to have babies. Too many idiot whores getting pregnant & popping out idiot babies.