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104 Cleveland Avenue

Cocoa Beach, Florida 32931

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scladmin (management)  on  Lido Cabaret

posted on May 17, 2018
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DefinitelyComingBack  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 7, 2017
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Definitely coming back. This place is the jam.

rickywho2  on  Lido Cabaret

posted on September 18, 2016
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Great place to hang your hat. Nice atmosphere and beautiful women. Good drink specials too compared to the other clubs in Brevard. People are solid, especially the sweethearted manager who remembers all the VIP birthdays. The bartenders are awesome, the redheaded one is a little bit crazy but is entertaining nonetheless. I was not paid, threatened or encouraged to write this review in any way. Tell them I sent you and get a free balloon

Rob  on Lido Cabaret

posted on May 6, 2015
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Eli is gone. Where did she go?

eddie  on Lido Cabaret

posted on April 18, 2015
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do they put tape over their titties?

twitchbottom  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 6, 2015
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How's Lido these days.will be down there in a couple of weeks and look forward to making a visit. Haven't been there in a couple of years and was just wondering if it's still a great place. Let me know. would appreciate it.

Benny  on Lido Cabaret

posted on October 7, 2014
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I just found this website and it looks like someone likes Elli. I saw her dance yesterday and if you like thin even skinny chicks with fantastic asses, then Elli is for you! Gorgeous eyes and a pout that made me keep on buying dances from her.

Ellie lover  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 25, 2014
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Ellie is back!!! I popped in to Lido today and saw Ellie dancing. Also saw Island, Whisper, India and Aisha too. Ellie was so hot! guys, day shift is where Ellie is at! She dances great!

Frankie  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 23, 2014
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Dude, if you find out where she's at let me know cuz' she and I would spend dance after dance after dance-wow! Does anyone know what happened to Alliyah?

Kevin  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 21, 2014
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Yea Ellie was the only girl I wanted to dance for me. She was so sweet! I heard she went to Cheaters but then they said she isn't there now either.

Bob  on Lido Cabaret

posted on July 13, 2014
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Ellie doesn't work there anymore

Jake  on Lido Cabaret

posted on June 21, 2014
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I hadnt gone there in awhile. What happened to the prophylactic machine in the mens room? Its not there. Guess I have to BYOC. Girls are nice and attentive. There was a bigger girl there, India, who was frisky.

Partyman Paul  on Lido Cabaret

posted on June 8, 2014
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Yeah, Chelsea is cute so is Praya or something like that, both nice and thin, but Elli is the thinnest plus she has a cute pout that she does. Tiffany has a smokin hot body and will sometimes dance on Saturdays. Allyah really enjoys her job so check her out if she's in. Dances here are $20 each. If you get there between 12 noon and 1 PM each day your first drink can be a double for only $2 more. There are no champagne rooms here. Keep in mind that a girl can bump and grind for you while you sit at the bar or in one of their lounge chairs outside of the "dance area" and it will only cost $10 per song. Tip your waitress-$1 per beer, $2 per mixed drink!

Chelsea is hottt  on Lido Cabaret

posted on April 18, 2014
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Ellie is cute but loud. Try Chelsea.

Bendover Bob  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 14, 2014
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I like Ellie because she isn't chubby.

joe  on Lido Cabaret

posted on October 10, 2013
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hey party man paul... it's a full contact strip club. if you're having trouble gettin' to first base, you're not do'in it right.

joe  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 28, 2013
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Stacy works down the street at Cheaters now. Stacy said she didnt like the mgmt at lido anymore so she went to cheaters. Darcy does not dance anymore.

Partyman Paul  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 22, 2013
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How can I get to first base with that busty brunette on Sat night?

Tim  on Lido Cabaret

posted on May 10, 2013
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Lido has great looking girls there all the time. The staff are very helpful too. Go there before 19:00 and save on the dumb cover charge.

BEN  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 2, 2013
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What happened at the club last night???? there were cops everywhere. does anybody know?

Qwijibo  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 13, 2012
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I was there 2 weeks ago and had the pleasure of spending an hour or so with Kennedy. Oh My God...I'm in love! Great attitude and an amazing body. My only regret was I had to leave to catch a flight.

Peter  on Lido Cabaret

posted on March 27, 2012
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Where did all the hot girls go?

joe  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 10, 2011
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stacy is no longer there and either is darcy

Lance and Linda  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 21, 2011
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The wife and I visited the club last Saturday and Sunday night. On Sunday night we had the Amazing luck of being able to meet Trixie aka Treasure! This sweetie got the wife's motor running big time.So much in fact that she got 8 songs with her and stayed till closing. Couples if you are looking for a great time get your asses over to Lido Caberet and ask for Trixie aka Treasure. We are looking forward to our next visit!

dwaine  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 14, 2011
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very nice club an sexy ladys these ladys will show you a good tits males an femals ar welcome

mike  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 4, 2011
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Anyone know if stacy still works here? Also Darcy anyone remember her from like 7 yrs ago or so ?

Donitello  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 11, 2011
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I was in this week, twice. Very nice lively atmosphere, and lots of attentive dancers. Hot action in VIP, but not excessive. Had good times with Raelynne and Rose. Lots of other offers for company that I didn't go for.

visiting dancer  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 23, 2010
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Just wanted to let the club girls know I had a great time everyone was very sweet and helpful!! Mike the bouncer couldn't have been more of a gentleman thanks for everything! See you all again soon!

dancer  on Lido Cabaret

posted on October 19, 2010
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this club is the best club ive ever worked at but the only downfall is there are too many hires. i worked here this past weekend and there had to have been at least 60 girls working. so your best bet is to go on a week day, youll make the same amount of money and you wont have to hustle your ass off.

geoflyer247  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 16, 2010
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My buddy and I had a good time last night at the club. We decided to drive out to the coast from mickeytown to check out what the space coast had to offer. Wasn't disappointed. Girl to guy ratio was definitely in our favor. Met Joy(blonde) and Adrianna(brunette), who were gorgeous and great company. Real beauties physically and personally. Also have to say thanks to Jessica the bartender who took care of us. Good mix in types of girls, ranging from 7's to 9's. We'll be going back for sure the next time we're down from bklyn.

new girl tiffany.  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 13, 2010
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met a new girl in the club named tiffany. real sweetiepie. great body, beautiful eyes, and great fun. and the hottest dancer i've seen in a long time. great pole tricks on stage and even more fun in private. if your in the area do yourself a favor and look her up. i know i'll be back.

???????????  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 4, 2010
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My buddy took a picture of one of the dancers with his i phone. I didn't think that was allowed in strip clubs.

Dave  on Lido Cabaret

posted on July 19, 2010
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Had a good time with Sandra in April and was wondering is she's still there. Coming into town in Aug

mountaineer  on Lido Cabaret

posted on May 5, 2010
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this club looks good but is really strange inside. the bar takes up half the club and the dance room is the size of a shoe box. i was having a good time there, with a pretty girl until some bikers came in and started giving me a bad vibe, so i left. i will try again next time i am in town.

dave king  on Lido Cabaret

posted on May 2, 2010
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luckily the hot girls out number the ugly ones. there are always goin to be some that just arent attractive. but even the ugly ones get some too. daytime is the best time to come. you wouldnt expect it but there are some sexy ones there

ORLANDO MAN  on Lido Cabaret

posted on March 9, 2010
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Nice club, but i gotta ask is there a industry standard for looks inthis place? there r some pretty girls there but , there r some really ugly ones to, not trying to be mean but it kinda ruins the fantasy.

Yayuh  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 26, 2010
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Does that tattooed chick Blue still work here? What happened to her?

Rhodesman  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 25, 2010
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Got the calendar! Cover girl Angel riding the back straddeling that motorcycle is every mans dream, she is an angel. Cameron could be in my glass of Jim Beam anyday. Alia cupids nudeness is sexy, didnt reconize her though Young girls on naked twister is sexy and they all have natural tits, gotta love that. Not sure whom they are Once again Angel and her darker half Zoey always doing it up girlfriend style Motorcycle babes looking great too, tits and ass all over the place. Great calandar worth the few buck

Ramond  on Lido Cabaret

posted on October 18, 2009
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Of course there are only a few lookin girls in the calendar

Frank  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 9, 2009
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Lido's has a calendar out now for 2010. Wow, get my rocks off to that. Sexy naked strippers.

Re: Biggie  on Lido Cabaret

posted on July 22, 2009
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During the week varies, they just hired some new girls last week. They usually have about 50 girls Fri and Sat night. Call the club Fri or Sat, better luck.

Re Re: Biggie  on Lido Cabaret

posted on July 21, 2009
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That would be her. Do you know her schedule. Any info would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

Re: Biggie  on Lido Cabaret

posted on July 16, 2009
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Blonde dancer here who used to dance in NJ. Bubbly, great tits.

SugarRay  on Lido Cabaret

posted on June 21, 2009
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Nice club. Was there on a Saturday night and really enjoyed myself. I got there about midnight and had a fun time with Tripp(sp?). She is a cute and spunky brunette. Is vixen the right description for her? There was this hot Asian girl that I wanted to get dances from she had kind of a hardbody but damn if the clock already don't hit 2am and they were closing for the night.

Biggie  on Lido Cabaret

posted on June 16, 2009
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Does a girl by the name Priscilla work here. She use to work at Playhouse in Burlington, NJ and moved to this area back in Dec. Any info would be appreciated. Thank you.

dwaine  on Lido Cabaret

posted on April 12, 2009
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very nice club a dancer name blue is very sexy she likes to give privite dances you have to get one she will nock your socks off very sexy lady i will be back on jully 4 2009

.  on Lido Cabaret

posted on March 22, 2009
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hey i was wondering if this club has a housemom, Im a housemom in the detroit/ dearborn area I also run a small business as a traveling store selling dance wear, dance shoes, jewelry and other accessories. I do travel around the state and outside of the state at times and set up in clubs and give the girls an opportunity to purchase dance wear and things at very reasonalble prices. I'm wondering who can I contact to see if I would be welcome to come to this club and let the girls see what I have to offer, I do have a few dancers that do travel with me and work the clubs im invited to for the nights im in town. Any help would be greatly appreciated Thanks Jo Fantasy Nights Dance Wear

Summer  on Lido Cabaret

posted on March 16, 2009
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Stacey is still there sometimes.

dancer  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 10, 2009
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Carmen works at Diamond Club in Orlando but will occasionally come to Lidos; try Sundays between 10-2 at night

Jay  on Lido Cabaret

posted on December 5, 2008
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Does anyone know if a couple of dancers by the names of Stacey and Angel still work there. I think they were the playboy girls. It's been a couple of years since I have been there and may be in town over the holidays and wanted to see if they still worked there.

ZOE  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 12, 2008
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Thank you, friend... : )

so done with this place  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 8, 2008
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its sad that you can't make money in this place unless you let the guys grope you like a drunk prom date.

TravelinMan  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 3, 2008
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Been here a few times now and one of the best in this area. Girls are cute and fun. Day bartender on the weekends is absolutely the hottest,

a friend  on Lido Cabaret

posted on October 13, 2008
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Zoe, you are an amazing woman, a true beauty inside and out.

ZOE  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 24, 2008
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Thanks for the flattery! Yes, I am still here; and yes that is me and Cameron (and Angel!) in the ads. We are all still @ Lido's! Come see us!! (approx. 1/2pm - 7/8pm weekdays mostly...)

3D  on Lido Cabaret

posted on June 26, 2008
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You folks wouldn't happen to need a goo dj would ya? 14 years experience and willing to relocate. Any response appreciated. thanks

Haywood  on Lido Cabaret

posted on June 25, 2008
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In case any girls from the club read this - I've been in there a few times recently - middle of the day on the weekend - and nobody wanted my money. Girls - you are at work, offering a service. I had money, looking for that specific service - and ended up going down the road. Had several hundred in my pocket when I arrived, had two drinks - 30 minutes, and was not approached once. So if any girls are looking to make money, try an early shift, as the normal scheduled girls aren't hustling.

LegLover  on Lido Cabaret

posted on March 13, 2008
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Actually on the back page of the current Brevard Live Magazine, it looks like Cameron and Zoey doing an ad as Showgirls for this new Las Vegas CruiseLine out of the Port. Is that the 2 of them in the ad? They are absolutely amazing looking girls..

Micheal  on Lido Cabaret

posted on March 13, 2008
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Where has Carmen been? Someone told me she was working in Orlando? Why would she do that?!?! Does anyone know what club she's working at and if she ever comes back to Lido?

curious  on Lido Cabaret

posted on March 12, 2008
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Are the $10 dances here full contact like at the IR? What about the $20?

A Friend  on Lido Cabaret

posted on March 8, 2008
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Zoey is the tall brunette, Cameron is the tall blond, both are amazing looking.

LegLover  on Lido Cabaret

posted on March 8, 2008
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Sounds like a dancer I used to know named Zoey that worked there. 6 feet tall, incredible legs, an amazing butt , fabulous ta-ta's and almost Amazonic. Just a beautiful person. Isn't that her we are talking about?

a friend  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 28, 2008
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Cameron, is about 6 feet tall and very beautiful. She has great legs, and and amazing body. She is a true woman and a lovely lady.

LegLover  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 26, 2008
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How tall is this Cameron? With Large ta'ta's?

Jimbo  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 9, 2008
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I just went down to Lidos last month and had the greatest lap dances ever from Cameron! She is so hot! Check her out she works the day shift.

Some answers...  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 23, 2008
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Dances are $10 on the wall, and $20 in the VIP room. VIP room has couches and a more relaxed atmosphere. It's basically where the pool tables used to be.

twitchbottom  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 9, 2008
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Nice club. Last time I was there they didn't have a vip room. Is it worth the trip? Nice looking women and cold beer, what more could you ask for? Is China still working there? She had lots of class and a very fun time with her was had. Who are some other ladies to enjoy while I'm there? I'l be there sometime in Feb. Are the LD's still the same price?

Cheap Bastard  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 21, 2007
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Sure, you can pay $10 to get a "lapdance" at Inner Room, but the potential cost of the antibiotics afterwards is significant. Spend the extra $10/dance and get a better looking woman and feel like you aren't supporting a crack whore.

To Jake  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 15, 2007
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Well, you are an idiot then. Only an idiot would pay more for less. Dances here are $20 and they cut the songs short. Over at the IR they charge $10 for longer and better contact dances. Now you know why this club is about empty when the IR is jammed.

jake  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 10, 2007
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I don't know what's the fuss about dance prices and no-contact. I was completely blown away the other night. Most of these girls had the best attitudes. I had a blast. I will go back next time I'm in the area.

James  on Lido Cabaret

posted on October 11, 2007
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I had a good time at this club. The drinks are overpriced but the dances from Summer are worth it.

Mark  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 28, 2007
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Lidos is a very cool club only because of the girls. The alcohol is too expensive but the dance prices are more then reasonable. This is not a whore house. You will not get a BJ there unlike at the Inner Room. Some of the long time dancers do need to go to the retirement home but the younger then 30 girls are the best.

Prices  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 20, 2007
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This club is not in the big city nor does it have the quality of dancers that clubs in the big city do. It's in Cocoa Beach where the competetion is blowing them away with much better prices and providing much more for less. At best this is a second rate club. And yes, we did stop going here and do spend our money elsewhere. Thats why the club is about dead and very boring while the club down the street is jammed. Less customers= less $$$$= less dancers. This forum is here to post reviews and comments so live with it. Charging more for less is never a good business strategy.

TO PRICES  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 18, 2007
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Shaye, Girl I am with you! Perhaps homegirl there doesn't know that Lucinda is the hotest thing in PA when she starts running her mouth like that. There is nothing in the world worse then stupid people and while I am not a dancer, my man and I visit the clubs and if you got it, flaunt it!

bob tomas  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 15, 2007
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Visited club early evening last Sunday just because I saw it as I drove past. they had a special-- no cover night. Was please with all I found inside: friendly gals but not pushy, music good but not so loud I couldn't talk to the girls, and enuff light to enjoy looking not straining, both on and off stage. I couldn't stay long, but enjoyed the time there and would return if opportunity comes again. BT

Adam  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 15, 2007
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All this crap doesnt matter to me !! lucinda is back in pa and that is all that matters !!! haha xoxoxox

karma  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 15, 2007
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I think you should worry less about people posting their reviews and comments and more about logic. Or could it be that you are just full of BS and a shill. If you want good reviews then earn it. If you want customers then give them a reason to return and spend money. Perhaps you would care to explain why this club charges double what the better club down the street charges. Perhaps you would like to explain why this club is near empty while that other club is jammed. Perhaps you would like to explain why this club has so few dancers while that other club has so many. No, I didn't figure you would.

Whoever you maybe  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 15, 2007
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To Karma, Prices, Get Real, ect. Whoever you are get a job, your on here a hell of a lot. That must be why your bitching about prices. I have a good time at the club. I enjoy the music and the entertainment. I like the atmosphere. If you don't like the prices stay home. Go voice your opinion about the Cheaters, Inner Room, Wiggles, or Bubbles. Peace

karma  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 15, 2007
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yeah, but in the big city strip clubs charge more, duh! I hear the price of tea in China is going up again too. I know it's hard to defend greed and out of line prices but oh' well, live with it. Staying reasonable and in competition with the club down the street would have motivated us to keep spending. Raising prices and giving less motivated us to go down the street. It's simple reality. The great thing is that it's not all lost. Get on track, use some logic, and things can be better.

Shaye  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 15, 2007
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Why must some people even speak? This is for "reviews" not childish insults. Your opinion is just that, and your facts are false. Get Real, get it together...watch what you say, this town isn't that big! Remember my name.....SHAYE

karma  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 15, 2007
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karma= when greedy strip club management raises prices to double the competition and their best customers leave, go bye bye, and spend $$$$$ where they get more for less. There is only one way to bring us and our big dollars back. Lower prices to within reason and make it worth our time.

To Prices  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 15, 2007
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Must suck to be such a hater. Karma is a bitch. No one ever said you could post your comments. Than means others are entitled to theres.

Prices  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 15, 2007
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This club is not in the big city nor does it have the quality of dancers that clubs in the big city do. It's in Cocoa Beach where the competetion is blowing them away with much better prices and provides much more for less. And yes, we did stop going here and do spend our money elsewhere as many others do. Thats why the club is about dead and very boring. Less customers= less $$$$= less dancers. This forum is here to post reviews and comments so live with it.

Lucinda  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 15, 2007
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Hi! I was traveling over the last week and worked saturday night at this club. I had a great time! The table side dances are only $10! Lap dances in the VIP are $20. Theses prices are LOW compared to big city clubs I have worked in. If your complaining about the prices, don't go. I also wanted to thank Steve and the other manager for taking me in with open arms! I'm hoping to be back in Oct. See ya then! XOXO

The dim wit  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 15, 2007
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Then quit complaining and go to a different club.

Get Real  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 14, 2007
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Uh Duh! Like lets go over there where we can pay more for less because we are not cheap and love to waste money. It's called competition dim wit. The competition has it all over this club. Instead of pricing themselves in the market they priced themselves out of it. $5 per dance and maybe they might have a chance. Either that or $10 and really provide something of value, not waste our time. We were regulars but see no reason to go back. Many think the same thus the reason the club is usually dead.

Northern Guy  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 14, 2007
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It just means your cheap and expect alot for nothing.

Get Real  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 14, 2007
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So, what you are saying is that northerners are much more stupid, pathetic, and desperate than southerners. It makes no sense to me to spend more for less but you have at it, Einstein. Maybe you should pay double for everything then you can really have a good time. This forum is for reviews and comments, not cheerleading. If this was such a great club it would be packed, not empty, like it was years ago before the huge jump in prices. 100% increase, smart thinking when the competition offers much more for less. Great business minds at work.

Northern Guy  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 14, 2007
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Such name calling, I thought that this site was for mature peoples thoughts of the club and not to bash people on here. Shaye merely said she had a good time and said people should stop by and give it a try once and if you like it come on back, but if you try some place else. If you think the prices are high there you should see the prices we pay for no touch with security and cameras on you like hawks, and for the most part the drinks are expensive. The only reason for going to the club and paying that much is because we have fun at these clubs, and that is all Shaye is saying.

Get Real  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 14, 2007
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Well, then you must be an idiot. Only an idiot would pay more for less. That's why there are so few guys that go to this club. There are better clubs close by that have a much better value. I guess you would pay $6 a gallon for gas and insist it's fun rather than cross the street and get a lot more for less. Either that or you are just a cheerleader for the club. Duh! Wake up... the reason we stopped coming here is high prices, fewer dancers, and it's just not worth the money. Get Real!

Shaye  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 13, 2007
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Dear Get Real, You sound like you worked there or are a very jaded customer who has been there and didn't get what he was looking for. I merely said, I had a good time, and to some it is worth going there to check out. If Lido's isn't the place for you then don't go there, but I would recommend it. There is no need to be nasty. This site should be used for reviews from mature people not someone who is just is hating for whatever reason you may have. Again, I liked Lido's and I will be back.

Get real!  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 13, 2007
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hahahahaha! This club was ONCE a great place but they fixed that by raising prices. Dances are twice what IR charges and not nearly as good thus there are many more dancers there and better quality. Money talks and BS walks. I suggest they double the prices again, hahahahaha. Only an idiot would pay $20 for a minimal contact lap dance so they probably would pay $40 too. They can keep their overpriced dances which aren't worth $5. Maybe in fantasyland these bimbos are worth $400 an hour. What a joke!

Northerner  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 13, 2007
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This club ROCKS!!! I am a former dancer and was interested in dancing here but after I watched some of their dancer's I knew I couldn't compete....these girls and this club is where you can find true entertainment!!! Even the security guys are cool! The drink prices are cheap and you can get a table dance for $10 or even better a lap dance for $20. I would love to get a job as a waitress or bartender because even they look like they have alot of fun. You MUST stop by you won't want to leave!!!!!! Shaye

New 2 the area  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 8, 2007
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I'm new to the area and looking to dance somewhere, what can you tell me about the club

NIKO  on Lido Cabaret

posted on July 12, 2007
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Yes, there is a China still there. The club is only great because of some of the girls they have working there. There is about a handfull for both day and night that are absolutly stunning. There are even a couple of models that work there. They have a new v.i.p room which they make too hard to get into because you have to buy a bottle first, i'd rather give the girls the money but its a nice change just the same. Lidos is still number one in my book, thanks to the ladies!

stevedeeks  on Lido Cabaret

posted on July 10, 2007
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Heading to Lido's next month. Does a dancer that goes by the name China still dancing there? Nice blonde that gives great lap dances. Is it still a busy place to go to?

Get Real  on Lido Cabaret

posted on July 5, 2007
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Dance prices are way too high at $15 for minimal contact. That is 50% higher than IR prices where the dances are $10 and much better quality. 50% higher in price is not competative. Lower the price and provide better service if you want customers to return. Only an idiot would pay more for less.

Jimbo  on Lido Cabaret

posted on May 15, 2007
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This club is under new management and there has been some improvements to the appearence of the club. But i liked this club prior the new management and its still a great club to go for a beer and to see some fine looking dancers. Drink prices are reasonable 2.50 for a bottle of beer and a free shot. Also i would highly recommend the dancer fancy. She works days. She gave me some great lap dances I just wish i had more money to stay with her longer. As far as the prices of the lap dances 15 dollars is not an unreasonable amount.

Former customer  on Lido Cabaret

posted on May 12, 2007
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I stopped in this week and found it to be better than before but not great. $15 is still too much for just okay dances. Especially when IR is still $10 with much better dances and a better selection of girls. I admit they improved things but still they are way overshadowed by IR. They need to be competetive if they expect customers to return. Start by lowering the prices.

Dancer  on Lido Cabaret

posted on May 8, 2007
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If you come on the right night you be blown away with all the young college girls who are just trying to make a living in a somewhat honest way. You wont get a handjob but you will get nice conversation and a decent lapdance. To dancers who are thinking about trying this place, they have no limit on the amount of girls they hire. Its slow season until November and very difficult to make money-even for a true hustler. Cocoa Beach in general is a hard area to work. Good luck to you all!

Joe  on Lido Cabaret

posted on May 6, 2007
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I stopped in one afternoon during spring break for a beer and some fun. This place was the best years ago, unfortunately things have change. I was greeted with a warm Budweiser and a whale dancing on stage!! It was disgusting and I couldn?t finish my beer fast enough. The bartender mentioned the girls only work when they want to, so most were at the beach. Very disappointing after 1000 miles!

They went thataway..  on Lido Cabaret

posted on May 3, 2007
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After they raised the prices and made the "lap dances" non- lap minimal contact the best dancers went down the street to IR. Only an idiot would spend more for less. Now they are trying to salvage what they wrecked. Many years ago this was a great club and a lot of fun but they got smart and fixed that. At one time it was crowded, had quality dancers, and the money flowed. The current crop of dim wits brainstormed and turned it into this. Now they can live with it. I wont go back. No reason to when there is a great club right down the street where dances are $10 and a lot of fun. Byeeeeeeeeeeeee!

tomtom  on Lido Cabaret

posted on May 3, 2007
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i haven't been there in a long time and popped in the other night. and wow has this place changed. no pool tables any longer which was kinda upseting. the old ones didn't work half the time anyways so i guess its for the best. too many ghetto girls for me though. a white girl who thinks she's black even called me a "dirty ass cracka" when i told her i didn't want a dance. thats just plain rude! i did talk to one very nice young spanish lady and she made my visit more enjoyable after encountering that ghetto trash. and where did all the old lido girls go?

Nice Changes  on Lido Cabaret

posted on April 29, 2007
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Definitely has been some nice improvements in the place. New carpeting and lighting has added to the atmosphere. Now when you get a dance, it doesn't feel like everyone in the club can look over and see what's happening. Still needs a VIP room.

Michael  on Lido Cabaret

posted on April 22, 2007
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Great place! Sexy women. Lots of booty and great conversation. What else could you ask for? Plus, new management. Could be a great thing!!!

Tink  on Lido Cabaret

posted on April 12, 2007
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This man has real good taste! Night shift is always pretty interesting-

natasha  on Lido Cabaret

posted on March 22, 2007
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i work their in the day and i love it.. hot chicks good music.. awesome drinks.. come here....

OrlandoDude  on Lido Cabaret

posted on March 2, 2007
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I was in Lido on Thursday night and had the best time in years. Dances are much better. Good looking broads, some good music, still too much rap or whatever it is. Not quite what it was 12 years ago, but pretty damn good, much better than it was past couple years. My .02 worth.

annoying  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 25, 2007
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The annoying little man also posts on the IR website. This is the guy who used to date an 18 year old dancer, which for some reason made him feel important. After he spent his life savings ($11.00) she dumped him. Now he lives in his car, pretends he's from Boston and adds his comments from the library computer. Next time you see him at the library please give him a quarter and double his net worth.

Johnny P  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 24, 2007
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I'm comming to vacation in March .Is this place to go or what? I like hot young ass and I don't mind payin for a good dance.

info  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 23, 2007
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I love to go on strip club forums and call everybody annoying little man. That is my most favorite thing to do. I love to do that so much. I never thought up anything else by myself so I'm so proud of that saying. I sit on the short bus and repeat it to myself over and over... annoying little man... annoying little man.... annoying little man. See how smart I am. Watch for me posting all over... annoying little man.... annoying little man.... annoying little man. I just love saying that.

info  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 22, 2007
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The asshole posting under other peoples name is known as the Annoying Little man. If you're ever at any of the Cocoa clubs getting a lap dance and you see a single young male in the lap dance area, not getting a dance, thats him. His arousal comes from watching men getting dances and pretending he's giving the dance. His anger stems from his denial of his homosexuality. His fixation on youth is a result of his fear he won't get jiggy with a man when he gets too old.

girls  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 9, 2007
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plus lame minimal contact non lap dances with goons watching for $15. No wonder everybody is at the Inner Room where dances are much better and only $10.

girls  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 6, 2007
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Lido's girls are yummy hot. My favorites during the day would be Zoe, Angel, Maui and Camron. Nights that I have been there also have some great looking bodies such as Savannah, Pixie, Kitty, and Ryan. Music could be not so loud but overall, great club and atmosphere. Drink specials, cheaper then Inner Room and the ladies are hotter then Cheaters, what else could you ask for?

amazing  on Lido Cabaret

posted on December 19, 2006
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Laps here are $15 and $20 at Cheaters?? Why? Iner Room is $10 and better than both.

$15  on Lido Cabaret

posted on December 19, 2006
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Dances are $15 at Lidos, at least they were the last time I was there. But, even $5 would be way too much considering how lame the dances are. Years ago when dances were $5 and contact was high and there were dozens of beautiful younger dancers it was worth the price. Now it is just plain stupid, which is why the club is mostly empty. Cheaters is even worse at $20 and few dancers. Inner room is probably the best at $10 but is nothing like it once was. These clubs were once great but they went and fixed that. Now they are for the most part a total waste of time. These aging below average bimbos are not worth $300- $400 per hour. It will only get worse as their greed increases.

$10  on Lido Cabaret

posted on December 18, 2006
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Dances at Lidos are $10.00...what a shame. Thats not enough for women to take off their clothes...The management sux!!

ek  on Lido Cabaret

posted on December 17, 2006
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I'm depressed that nobody answered my post below. I'm so in need of attention and nobody will give me any. I thought up that plan so you would all pay attention to me and make me feel important. It makes me so sad that nobody responds to me. If they would just turn this place into a disco I would be so happy. I hate all that rap stuff because I'm narrowminded and stupid. I only like old boring crap from decades ago. Will somebody please make me feel important and answer me? It's not easy being an old has been who life has passed by. Please, please, please, somebody pay attention to me before I go crazy. Read that thing I wrote below about raising the prices. That is indeed my best brainstorm.

Jay  on Lido Cabaret

posted on December 14, 2006
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Have not been her in almost a year but last time I went I had a great experience. Atmosphere was great Lido's had some very beautiful girls. give em a A-

ek  on Lido Cabaret

posted on December 14, 2006
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Solution...make the cover $20 so that only people with money gets in. The house gets $10, the other $10 goes into a pool that gets paid out to the hardest working-top dancers for that night. The house makes money, the girls are motivated to make money and bonuses, and the customers are happy. Second, make a rule that hip-hop/rap is banned. Those girls who aren't happy with that will eventually get it, and won't mind waiting till the end of the night to turn on rap in their cars on their way home with a shit load of cash! Also, I don't know if this is a 21 and older club, but make it so! The reputation of Cocoa Beach will spread again and everyone will be happy.

Disco rules  on Lido Cabaret

posted on December 7, 2006
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I was at this club but they didn't play one disco song all night. No wonder the club was about empty except for those scary looking people from the other side of the tracks. I only saw three dancers and they was old and wrinkled. The other clubs in town have the younger babes that are more my type. What we need is a good disco with floor lights and a disco ball. I would even volunteer to teach everybody the hustle. Remember that...sing it... do the hustle. What a great tune that was. Let's make Wednesdays official disco night. I know that will bring the crowds in big time. Back in the 70's disco was where it was at and we can make it so again.

amazing  on Lido Cabaret

posted on December 7, 2006
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I cannot believe that someone actually posted here that if u spend a lot of money in a strip club you get "respect"? How fucked up is that!!! Just what a normal person needs is "respect" from a sex worker. BTW ppl with money have money cuz they don't pay extra for things unless they have to. As long as I get aroused by the dancer, she can call me anything she wants, as she has served her purpose.

Stay at home  on Lido Cabaret

posted on December 6, 2006
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Let's face it, you might as well stay at home like all the other guys that used to be regulars. We don't need you here anyway. We just work here for fun and don't need the money. So what if the prices and rules have chased off all the good customers. We still have a few old timers who come in and hang at the bar. They don't buy dances or tip much, but they sure try to get free feels when they can. And we also have lots of broke hip hop and rapper wannabees that come in and try to be cool dudes. Now, thats the kind of people we like in a club. Forget those profesional type guys with big money, they expect to really get something for what they spend. The oldies and hood rats don't spend anyway so they don't care about prices.

Stay at home  on Lido Cabaret

posted on December 6, 2006
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Most men are cheap, lets face it. But the men who spend money will always get taken care of and will get the most respect and have the best time. Thats what a strip club is for. Its not about being cheap and getting things for free. If you can't afford it, stay at home with your fatass wive and 5 children....

dancer  on Lido Cabaret

posted on December 5, 2006
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...... and another thing! They only cut the songs short because the customers like it that way. $15 for two minutes is cheap. You losers should tip us an extra $20 per dance just for getting close to you. So what if you spend a grand on dances with little contact. It's just money and it's meant to be spent. And don't expect us to sit and waste our time talking to you. We have to keep working to make money to support our bad habits and loser boyfriends, not to mention our illegitimate kids. It's not easy supporting all that on welfare and government programs. And it shouldn't matter that each kid has a different father either, or that they are different colors. The world owes me, my loser boyfriend, and all my kids.

psh  on Lido Cabaret

posted on December 5, 2006
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if you can't afford $15 then you need to stay your ass home. as far as music is concerned, they play a little of everything here. rock, rap, techno, even country! its up the the girl what she dances too. some nights you'll here more rap than others cause more of the girls there want to dance to it. the dances vary. all the girls dance differently. some grind more than other, some like to get close to you face, some stay far away. it all depends on who you dance with. get a fucking life douchebags.

Very True  on Lido Cabaret

posted on December 1, 2006
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Guys wonder why it is that so many dancers and other misfit girls like ghetto dwellers and hood rats. Well, here you have your answer. It's because only other low life will put up with their bad habits, behavior, attitudes, and nonsense. Looks has nothing to do with it. Even beautiful dancers have to settle for boyfriends that are goofy looking dummies with no jobs. No self respecting intelligent decent guy would tolerate the nonsense. At least not for very long. And of course the dancers know that so they gravitate to the low life crap that will accept their lifestyle and bad habits even if they are ugly and broke. Sure, they may look and act great, but they wouldn't be a dancer unless they were all messed up.

lets face it  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 30, 2006
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Most dancers aren't the type of women any normal guy would want to do anything with other than blow a load and leave. Given this simple fact would it also be true that if they truly liked u it makes u sub human as well?

Robert  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 30, 2006
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You just don't get it. I'm very cool and such a ladies man. You are just jealous because I get all the women. Dances are way too cheap at $15 for a 2 minute song. They should charge at least $50 and cut the songs to about 1 minute. I love to spend money like an idiot because I have so much of it. Besides, it's not easy to find women, at least for me. What a great thing it is that I can go in a club and for just a few thousand dollars get a real female to pretend she likes me. I'm such a ladies man I am. Money is easy to get so I don't mind spending it like a fool. What a great club this is, I think I'll run right down and get rid of this stack of $50 bills that is just taking up space.

To Robert  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 28, 2006
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If you're paying the girls more than you have to you shouldn't be giving anyone grief because only an idiot pays $20 for something they can get for $15. Heres a nove thought for ya: "maybe people have more money than you do because they don't pay more than they have to".

Wrong Again!  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 27, 2006
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Cheaters is also overpriced and has even fewer dancers than your dive. All the clubs have gone downhill since greed set in. The prices have doubled and tripled in just a few years. The dancers are making less than ever before and complain all the time. You can't hide the facts, it is what it is. If you think you can exist on tourists and broke kids then that is up to you. This is not Tampa, Daytona, or Vegas. You cannot triple the prices and at the same time take away the reason we used to spend money there. Fine, be a party dive for the broke gold tooth baggy pants crowd. You can't expect the younger more attractive dancers to stay when the money has gone away. Nobody needs it at all so live with it.

You must be a ....  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 27, 2006
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Cheaters "goon" to be hating so much. Sorry your girls are ugly. Don't hate cause you ain't Lidos

Nice try  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 26, 2006
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Hahahaha, more propaganda. Only an idiot would pay $15 for 2 minute non lap dances with little if any contact with at best below average bimbos. The goons watching is a nice touch too. You can't fool people, they will find out the truth as soon as they walk in. Your arrogance and greed is the problem. If you want customers to return then lower prices to something reasonable and provide something of value. It will continue to go downhill until you give guys a reason to return. Sooooo, play more hip hop and rap crap, raise the prices again, cut the songs even shorter and make them no contact at all. Then you can turn it into a parking lot. What a goof you are!

Robert  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 25, 2006
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Have to agree with Roger here. I am a regularand were in Lidos the other day and it was a blast. Most girls were hot. I have been in all the other clubs and Lidos does have the best girls, hands down! Dances were so far from air dances, these girls like to be close and are very frisky. Who pays a girl $15.00 for a dance? You dudes are cheap, they need to get paid atleast $20.00 per song.Think about it, if you could get that at home, you wouldn't be at the club. You pay for the service that you want. And you know you want it. Get a grip. What I am thinking here is that most of these desperate guys are looking for are hookers, I hear Inner Room has them....but could you afford to pay? probably NOT!!!! You can't even afford $15 bucks.

Take a guess...  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 23, 2006
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Go ahead, take a guess who wrote the propaganda below. Go see for yourself. The club is almost empty most of the time. It is nothing like it once was. They charge $15 for a lame non contact non lap dance. They play way too much rap and hip hop which draws the wrong crowd. There are fewer dancers than ever and most are older and larger. It was once a great club but they fixed that.

Roger Ramjet  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 22, 2006
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I don't know where some of the people who made comments on here about this club were...but they weren't at the same Lido I was at last night. The girls were plentiful and hot...yea, a few 5's or 6's but plenty of 8's and 9's. They were friendly without being pushy. Beers were $3 early, then $4. Full contact lap dances were $15. That's at least $5 less than any other place I've been in Florida. If you can't have a good time here, you can't have one anywhere. And by the way, I didn't see any gold tooth hip hop element, and they played plenty of rock.

bloop  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 21, 2006
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Are the dances $10 or $15 here? Is this place better or worse than the inner room? Moving here next month and any info would be appreciated.

A Waste of Time  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 18, 2006
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The old regulars, you know, guys with lots of money, are gone because you cater to low life gold tooth ghetto dwellers and play jungle chanting rap crap. The dorky looking baggy pants crowd are broke losers who have no money to spend. Thats why the dancers, as pathetic as they are, whine and complain about not making money. All you have left now is a few geriatrics wasting away at the bar and dim with no nothings with no money. The old regulars, professional men with money, gave up on this dive long ago. Hence, all the younger attractive dancers are gone. There is no money to be made sitting around with dopey looking slugs who don't have $$$ to buy lunch at MickeyD's. It's not like you can hide what it has turned into.

Pathetic  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 18, 2006
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Nobody cares about the old regulars....thats why they are called OLD....Out with the old and in with the New! Times change, hello! Everything changes. The only thing that matters is the cash flow. Instead of bitching like menstrating women. Actually, come into the clubs and you will quickly be put in your place. There are no thugs and ghetto life. Your just feeling pathetic that you gave some dancer all your money cause you actually thought she might like you and want to date you. Go ahead pay for your friends and sex....just pathetic!

Just a waste of time  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 7, 2006
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These clubs are all going downhill fast. They just got greedy and lost all the old regulars, you know, guys with money. That caused all the attractive younger dancers to leave so you have what it is now. Very few if any of these dancers working now could have worked in these clubs 5 or 6 years ago. 60-70 beautiful dancers was average. The clubs were full then and money flowed. That was when dances were $5 for a full song and well worth the money. It was easy to spend a couple hundred in one night. Now, it's just a waste of time.

waste  on Lido Cabaret

posted on November 7, 2006
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Florida used to have the wildest and least expensive lap dances. Now Providence Rhode Island is better. How friggen pathetic is it when uptight northeners are more fun than southerners.

Then don't complain!  on Lido Cabaret

posted on October 20, 2006
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If you want to cater to the young gold tooth baggy pants jobless crowd then just accept that you wont make money. The dancers should stop whining and moaning about the club being empty and guys not spending. Go ahead, raise the prices again and encourage more ghetto dwellers. Make more rules and hire more goons to intimidate your customers. Then wonder why higher class guys with money don't come and you can't keep the better looking higher class dancers. Just go ahead and prove us all wrong, hahahaha. Keep playing rap crap and jungle chanting. Fill the club with ghetto dwellers and we will continune to go elsewhere with our large expendable cash. Smart business people you are, thats for sure.

ex-dancer  on Lido Cabaret

posted on September 14, 2006
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This place was so much better when Eddie, Mark and Mike were running things. What happened to those days and those guys. This place used to be lots of fun. I moved and when I came back all were gone. I miss the old Lido days. What happened to Jack too?

past customer  on Lido Cabaret

posted on August 20, 2006
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this club used to be the bomb. but w/a switch in mgmt too many times after TEASERS Getting rid of all the girls the real men wanted to see, the ones who wouldnt s-f-, play w/jimmy and tony, to show one another on vidio who fkd who in the office. now all these girls are on a no re hire list, because of truley false accusations. and they all did absolutely nothing but wk, make the club what it used to be.Fred burkett bring back your girls!

chris  on Lido Cabaret

posted on July 28, 2006
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i dont know where some of these comments are coming from.Lidos dancers are the most beautiful and give the best dances. i have gone here for years and Lidos beats every other club hands down. especially cheeters

Orlando Dude  on Lido Cabaret

posted on July 11, 2006
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Still the same? or Different? You start off by saying that it is still the same as before, then you list all the ways it has changed. Make up your mind. I do agree that this place used to be legendary, but I've let go of the fact that, that place is gone.

Question  on Lido Cabaret

posted on July 7, 2006
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To Dancer: I'd probably have a better time if I knew who you were and could get a dance with you.

Dancer  on Lido Cabaret

posted on July 1, 2006
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I have worked at this club for a few years, some nights are better then others. What confuses me is how so many of the posts on this page are complaining that the girls give air dances. Legally we are all supposed to give air dances, but I don't know one girl in the club that actually does. If a girl worked at this club and gave no contact- she would make no money because every other girl in there does. On another note, the raise in the dance prices was only 5$. I'd say that 15$ for four-five minutes of pure heaven is a bargain!:) Stop by boys- I bet you'll have a good time!

Still the same!  on Lido Cabaret

posted on July 1, 2006
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It's still the same as before. They raised the prices, cut the songs short, and made the dances no contact. At one time this was the best club anywhere but they went and fixed that. The best way to ruin a club is to let greed get in the way of common sense. Probably they should raise the prices again, cut the songs even shorter, hire more fat bouncers to watch, and put the dancers behind glass. Duh!, what are they thinking?

Orlando Dude  on Lido Cabaret

posted on June 29, 2006
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I've been going to Lido for years, from back in the Teaser's days. And I think, emphasis on the word think, this place is turning around. The last couple years it's really been fairly crappy, so much so that I rarely went in. The last couple of times though it has been hit or miss instead of miss or really miss. Yes the prices have gone up, but I think that is helping keep the kids out. The girls are getting better looking, and the dances haven't been this good in a long time. They still need some more girls at times, and there are still some kids hanging out not spending money, but I hope that as the dancers start making more money, it'll have a domino effect, and everything will fall into place.

BarryTheCableGuy  on Lido Cabaret

posted on June 29, 2006
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I've stopped by several afternoons and the place is dead - 3-4 girls hanging with their boyfriends or husbands. Been to Inner Room a few times during day - but too "gangsta".

natasha  on Lido Cabaret

posted on June 27, 2006
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i work at lidos and its the best club in brevard... way better looking girls...

scotty  on Lido Cabaret

posted on June 20, 2006
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Is Paige as beutiful in person as She is in Her pics? i visit Tampa often but an tempted to drive over just for the thril of seeing Her and maybe kissing Her foot. i am serious. That lady makes me weak!

Tara's comments  on Lido Cabaret

posted on May 5, 2006
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Seen this post on several boards - ignore it, or delete it if you can.

Everythirdday  on Lido Cabaret

posted on April 26, 2006
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Ashley, are you still working? Havent seen you in a while...

To Dancer  on Lido Cabaret

posted on April 4, 2006
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From what I've seen as a patron of the Cocoa clubs, if you have to work day shift, Inner Room has more action. But Lido's has the best and busiest night action for dancers.

new dancer..  on Lido Cabaret

posted on April 4, 2006
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how much can a dancer that hustles expect to make? also, are the day shifts pretty busy?

JonB  on Lido Cabaret

posted on March 2, 2006
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Who cares about the fat bouncers. Its really about the sexy girls at stripclubs. Girls at Lidos are smokin hot. Girls at cheaters are not. Go there and see for yourself. Cheaters has no day shift. The one or two girls there for the day are annoying(heather) and have bad hygeine. Lidos day shift girls are just as hot as the night. One problem though is alot of them look a little plump in the belly, whats up wit that? Well rather be plump than crackhead skinny.

Papa Bear  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 23, 2006
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To the Guy who got kicked out Of Cheaters, I feel for you, Really, But You have your employees wrong, The " Chisled 220 lb Guy who you thought was a Bouncer, who came to your rescue, was Indeed a Bouncer, BUT ! He is a Bouncer at Lido's and was In Cheaters on his Night off, He was able to calm the situation down, since He is a PROFESSIONAL,

To: Papa Bear  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 22, 2006
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You got the story wrong. I got kicked out because I was making fun of the bouncer he must have weighed 500 pounds. He was eating a piece of chicken at the time. No actually it was a whole chicken! I asked him if he wanted some gravy with that and he got mad. Just as he was about to sit on me another bouncer saved the day. You should have seen this guy! Chizzled out of stone, he weighed about 220 and had looks fit for TV. He told the BIG guy to go eat some pizza that they got earlier. When he walked away I thanked the good looking one for saving the day. He said " its cool he is just sensitive about his weight.

To answer you ???  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 21, 2006
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As recent as a few years ago these clubs were charging $3-$5 cover, $2-$3 drinks, and $5 for real lap dances with beautiful 18-20 yr. old dancers. They played the songs full length and introduced the dancers between the songs, not over them. They also offered specials. The clubs were full of white collar executive type guys with money to spend, which they did. We had a great time and couldnt wait to go back. Thur., Fri., and Sat. the club was packed. The dancers made a lot of money. Those days are over, for everybody. Greed set in, they doubled and tripled the prices and the dances became non lap air dances with a goon watching. It's now a waste of money, boring, and nobody needs it.

Not impressed  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 21, 2006
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I went to Lido's saturday night and was not impressed at all, the drinks were weak, the waitresses were terrible, dancers were not bad but most definately not worth the money, what the hell happened? Where'd everyone go?

Papa Bear  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 21, 2006
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Ok we left Lidos and headed to Cheaters, same drink prices, they have a VIP room Good Looking dancers, NOT as Much RAP, RAP, RAP, and crowd had some kids but Mostly 30-40 yr old crowd One problem , a bouncer gave buddies a hard time, he was Mean, but Thaks to the other BIGGER Bouncer all was handled well, The Little guy should be Nicer, he lookes like someones son next to the BIG Nicer guy All said, it was a good nite and both Clubs are Ok, But Cheaters wins !

Papa Bear  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 21, 2006
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Read The reviews before my Buddies and I headed over from Orlando, Friday night. have to say It was a laugher, But we came, Lido's was the first club as you come into town, so we stopped there first LOUD Music, RAP. RAP & More RAP, except a few counrty songs for one dancer Customers all Tattooed, about 18-20 yrs old, Drinks were Ok, But EXPENSIVE, Staff Was Good, asked questions it was OK, Even had a " Dancer taken out on a stretcher, By Paramedics ? What is that about ??? Next comment on Cheaters

I'm Curious  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 21, 2006
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What did you guys (those that remember) do before lapdances were common? Those were the days when girls were actually paid to strip and men tipped them for their stage work. When and how did the switch occur and now strippers are seen as low paid prostitutes? You all seriously need to get a grip. Like I said before...if you can't afford it...don't go. Stripping does NOT equal sex. PERIOD

The Bottom Line  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 19, 2006
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The bottom line is that there is no point in wasting time and money here. The customer gets nothing in return. Wasting money on some bimbo with bad habits is not worthwhile. What made these clubs great was that they were once reasonable with their prices, the dancers were young and beautiful, and the dances were really lap dances and a lot of fun. Now... for three times the money you get nothing but aggervation, BS, and hype. What makes them think their non lap air dances are worth $15 for two minutes. These bimbos would be lucky to get a job making $6 an hour. At $5 per dance it would be overpriced since you get nothing. Maybe somebody is willing to throw money away but I'm not.

Gack  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 19, 2006
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Disgusted: Perverts pay the bills. Perverts go where the action is. Let's see if Lido's can live on tourists alone. Lido's has tatooed hos who think it's worth more than it is. Play your game but don't get mad when you get called on it.

very impressed  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 19, 2006
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Just got back from Lidos on friday. I was very impressed. The girls were more beautiful then any other club around. I used to frequent Cheaters because of the private room. But after getting a very intimate dance from a natural beauty I will not be going back to cheaters. Cheaters girls are too skinny and look like they are on drugs. Girls at Lidos and Inner room are lot hotter. Trust me, I have no reason to BS. The music is too loud but I heard a good variety, country, classic rock & alternative. Just turn it down a notch.

To abc  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 18, 2006
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Quit being a cheerleader, it's annoying. This place has nothing of value to offer. It is no better than the Orlando clubs and like them once was great. But, times have changed and like most clubs in the area they offer nothing. If you stupid enough to still waste money there it is your fault. Unless these clubs get the message that we are fed up with their greed they have no reason to change. They will increase the price again and give you less. Perhaps next they will sell you liquor in a thimble and soda in a shot glass for $20. I'm sure some dope would pay $20 or $30 for a two minute lap dance too. The time has passed for these clubs. Daytona is probably the best clubs now but expensive. At least you get something though.

south clubber  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 18, 2006
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you are right about clubs in the area..... i was just talking about the money mostly...it is not bad for what you get at lidos for 15$... you will not leave a club here with out dropping 400 or 500$...

abc  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 18, 2006
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I love Lidos. The girls are hot. The girls actually ask you if you want lap dances. I have been to cheaters several times and not one girl has ever approached me or my husband. The Inner Room is GHETTO! Lidos is not GHETTO. Iam not sure why everyone else is complaining about Lidos. It is my favorite strip club in the Cocoa area.

2 SOUTH CLUBBER  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 18, 2006
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I agree going to orlando is a complete waste of time w/ $20 dances and you stay by law 3 feet away, but where are you going down south? fort lauderdale and miami is full nude , full friction, and full liquor in some cases open til 6am and even 24 hours a day. you only have to go to the two clubs just south of lido's(cheaters and i.r.) to get a good dance. get over it lido's day is done. shut it down. l..uck f..ido's

Mr Pink  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 17, 2006
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Last comment from me, I am a Regular, I Know the staff very well, From The Bartenders, Waitress & Bouncers, when Its slow it is not hard to make conversation, Simply put, The Owners are BOZO's, cheaper than dirt, they care about thier Dollar and Nothin & No One else Dancers, and Staff have left to work at other bar where they treat people like Humans, The staff that Is left is just waiting to leave, But stays for the $$ till a opening occurs, The prices are raised with Zero concern for customer, The Place is a haven for RAP Loving Kids, if your Over 25 or even have a Job, your too educated for this place Just sit and talk to the staff, You will leave in Amazement

Mr Pink  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 17, 2006
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My night at Lidos was spent listinging to Everyone talking about how the employees are under investigation with the police. Thanks But I will pass on returning

Very True  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 17, 2006
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It seems they want the broke lower class 18-20 year old ghetto dwellers and wannabees more than the older wealthy guys. Go figure! Not only do they play the rap crap but they play it so loud you can't even talk. All that plus boring air dances with bouncers watching your every move to songs cut way short. Plus you get to pay 50% more than before and 200% more than when the dances were great and the cover and drinks were less costly. I guess this is their idea of progress. The other clubs are following in the same direction though just not as bad. Hopefully they will wake up and figure it out. I miss the days when these clubs were worth going to but it saves me money when they choose to be this way.

Mr  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 16, 2006
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Well seems like alot of people have alot of negatives comments on Lido's , Let me set it straight, First, It is Only because of The Ownership, the place went to the Bottom, The staff is miserable, Treated as I am told Like garbage by ownership.The Dancers are always looking to scam any customer of every nickle he has, All they have to do is pay teh Boouncers to Look the other way, and YOU will get the most Law Breaking Dance you ever had. The music, Is for Wanna be Gansters, If You Like RAP, Played Blasting Loud, and a 18 yr Olds crowd the is allowed to enter to make the Club look Busy, then This is the place for you,

Guess Again  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 12, 2006
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Customers are leaving in droves. There are very few customers anymore and almost none wasting money on lap dances. The place is almost empty most nights and the weekends are nothing to brag about. All we hear is whining from the dancers that they can't make money. Duh! Is it any wonder why? Only a total idiot who is desperate would waste money on air dances. I'm not even sure why they would since you get nothing for your money. They might as well sit at the stage, tip a few dollars, and save their money. It's not like they will get anything for it here except a lot of hype and BS. For what reason would anybody spend money here? They better re-think things or it will just get worse.

south clubber  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 11, 2006
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I hear everyone crying about paying 15$ for a dance.. If you were down south or even in orlando you would be paying 20$ a dance and you cant touch them!!!!!!!!!! So dont act like you nasty pervs will not be going back because you know you will... no one else is going to give you any attention...so shut up and pay the girls!!!!

No Thanks  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 11, 2006
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They must be crazy to think they can charge $15 for lame two minute dances and not lose customers. I guess $5 per minute was not enough so they had to go for more. Well, they lost All my business. Instead of spending a few hundred I spend nothing now and have no plans to return. When any business gets this arrogant and greedy it's time to walk away. I agree that at one time it was worth the trip, but not since they raised prices 50% and made the dances non contact. I can remember when the place was jammed. That was because prices were reasonable and dances were great. The money flowed and they had all the younger hotter dancers. Now it's mostly old chubby and fake dancers. Not my thing.

2Uhaters  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 7, 2006
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Anyone that is hating right now on this message board obviously works at another club near by. Most of the dancers are sexy and the dances are definatly not air dances. Maybe some of you get air dances because you stink or your being to perverted and groping too much. Its only $5.00 more, get a grip, or another job, cheap as*@@$

IUsed2Spend$200aDay  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 1, 2006
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Guys, just simply stay away completely & this place will go the way of another club on Meritt Island - as it should have when the name & owner of this place changed. & the rating went from A+ to F-. Up to that point I spent $6000 a year here. Since then $0. Do the arithmentic, owners. That don't include lost florida tourist plane fare from NY, hotels, rent a cars, taxis, etc. 4 times a year. That's how great this placed USED to be! Now I'd rather go to disney - ALONE!!! Or stay home.

Former Customer  on Lido Cabaret

posted on February 1, 2006
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The problem is they think it's worth a lot more than it really is. If they provide something of value for the right price then they wouldn't lose customers. Nobody needs it and there are better ways to spend money. I cannot the believe the nerve of these nit wits to suggest that because some other place charges more their prices are good. Especially when they choose to provide nothing in return. They seem to think that guys enjoy spending more for less. At $5 their non lap air dances would be overpriced. Where do they get off thinking they can charge $15. To expect upwards of $300-$400 an hour for nothing is just plain dumb. I miss the days when these clubs were worth visiting. Now they are a waste of time.

respond  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 31, 2006
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I am not the idiot you are. I know that the electronic pour regulators are a free pour system. However, the people pouring the drinks are so scared that they will get fired that you can not get a good drink. Price up quality Down.

Sparkles  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 30, 2006
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:) Thanks C...Y As for some other comments I have read, you can still have an excellent time at Lido's. The prices going up is something that happens eventually at every club. The club up the street charges more than we do per dance, and I doubt that girls even compare to ours. The night shift ladies have changed alot, but the day shift girls are the same as always. There are about 6 girls that look like they belong in the movies rather than the s.c.. The rest aren't too bad either. To the girl from California, it is not as easy to make money at this club as it was last year or the year before. You really have work on each person or else it just isn't worth it. A good night isn't 600-700 anymore, it is like 300 and up.

everythirdday  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 29, 2006
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Pixie...You are too cute...!!!!!

lost  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 29, 2006
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Has anyone seen or heard of Devon she worked there a few months ago

looking  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 28, 2006
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thanks very much for the response. I didn't scroll down before... a lot of whining going on here. Maybe Paige and these other people don't realize that most guys don't go to topless bars for the atmosphere, they go to get lap dances, and the dirtier the better. If you want an upscale place, open a cigar bar. all the people on this page are doing is making sure anyone who sees this site will go to one of the other clubs. Good job.again, thanks to whoever responded.

to looking  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 27, 2006
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Ha ha... dungeon. They're all dungeons- some are just better staffed. In answer to your question, the dayshift here is the same people. A lot of the nightshift quit months ago to go down to the "other club". There are still some great staff left at night... so far. My advice: stay in CA!

looking around  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 27, 2006
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as a former dancer here ( now in CA ), i wanted to find out how things were going... Sounds about the same as when I left there. And, the owners of any bar have to be cheap. This one is definitely no exception. Are the same staff there? There used to be a good bunch of bouncers and barstaff... What happened? If someone can tell me, please post a response, because they would be the only reason I would ever visit that dungeon again.

p@**&y????????????  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 26, 2006
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What does cheaters have to do with this convesation??????????the only thing that smells like P@#$y in this situation is you.............

Cheaters smells like  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 26, 2006
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Pu**y, so go down to that dump and spend $20.00 a dance for your face to smell like it too. While your there be sure to pick up a free S.T.D!

Yes  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 26, 2006
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The dump is a shadow of what it once was. They offer nothing and it's overpriced at that. That is why there are so few people in the place most times. Used to be it was always full but they fixed that by raising all the prices 2-3 times. The average guy gets maybe a 5 or 6% increase per year. They raise prices 50% then wonder why it's empty. The dances were once really lap dances at $5 and then $10. Now they are air dances for $15 with the songs cut short. There is no point in wasting money there. They have nothing to offer. It's not even worth the old prices for what it is now. Maybe they should charge $50 per dance and have the dancer behind glass with an armed guard. If it was any good I would still be a customer.

Insane!  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 26, 2006
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I can't believe they make you pay a cover at a titty bar, and the drinks are more expensive than at regular bars where you sit next to less than deodorant savvy men, unbelievable!!! who came up with this idea? Are you totally ignorant to think you're gonna get something for nothing?? Someone there musta really hurt your feelings... Like it's been said before go to a regular bar if you have such a problem with these clubs! You won't be missed.

to drinker  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 26, 2006
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you are an idiot.... the pouring system is now a free pour system..it was not before. all it does is track the liquor that goes out. They could pour the whole bottle in your glass if they wanted to. maybe she hates you. Are you cheap?? do you tip?

Playon Playa  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 26, 2006
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Get Real is a cheapa**. Come into a TittyBar, yes, that what it is a tittybar with strippers that work there for money. If you don't want to pay don't go there, go to a regular bar, not a stripclub! There are men that are cool and will spend hundreds and never cry about it. They know what the deal is..hello.....once again its a stripclub!!! The girls are there to make money, thats what stripclubs are for, they don't get paid otherwise. Stop being a cheapo and get a life......or go to Vegas, where you will never be welcome because you have no clue and no money. Its only about the MONEY!!!!!!!!!

drinker  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 24, 2006
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Im really mad, I always go into lido during the day. I see my favorite bartender and waitress. Ever since they put the electronic pour regulators on the bottles, I cant get a good drink. I asked the bartender why and she said the owners were cheap. This sends a good message to your loyal customers. Maybe i will try someplace else, so I can at least imagine that i am getting a good drink.

Get Real!  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 23, 2006
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I guess they think that giving you less for more will motivate you to spend your money there. At one time these clubs offered a great time at a good price. Now they offer very little for a high price. Their justification seems to be that, "Oh, well, some other place costs even more." Their attitude seems to be take it or leave it, so I can see why so many guys leave it. Fact is, nobody needs it. I think they need to either go back to what it once was or just charge what it's worth. I might pay a couple dollars for cover and buy a few drinks if the price was right. I might even spend $5 for a couple of their minimal contact boring non-lap dances if they had some really cute younger girls and got rid of the old, fake, and large bimbos.

Fred  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 22, 2006
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I just checked out Paige D'Winters website and she is very attractive. What days do you work @ Lido's? I would love to come and get to know you. It's refreshing to see a girl who doesn't care about her weight( Big Is Beautiful). It is nice to see a women that is real and not have huge fake boobs( I love the Flapjack look you got going on). You look like a class act. Please tell me what days or nights you work ( I love overweight, flat chested Goth chicks). I look forward to seeing you. thanks sweety

Classy  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 22, 2006
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I went into Lido's last week and had an ok time, Time being the operative word, like the amount of time to get any good service. The place wasn't very packed like it used to be and the girls seemed to have gotten alot younger. For instance Ariel and a girl I think was named Athena(?) said they were 18. I was told later that both were under 18. Something some people might find cool, I find it disqusting. Way to go lido's. If you can't get good girls , get them good and young. Thats the kind of TIME someone should be doing for hiring babies. About 10 years should do the trick.CLASSY REAL CLASSY What a JOKE

Paige D'Winter  on Lido Cabaret

posted on January 22, 2006
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Um... GENTLEMAN? Tampa costs more.