Bare Assets North Comments

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1406 U.S. 19

Holiday, Florida 34691

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Harrison69  on  Bare Assets North

posted on January 17, 2015
Joined 6 years ago
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Boo crappy dancers crappy staff, and high drink prices watch out for security, and strippers they will steal ur wallet happened to my husband had to to beat a girl down to get his wallet back did not get the money back but at least got the credit cards and IDs back

mpowr  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 24, 2012
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the place looks better after the renovations but somehow isn't as cool as it used to be. private rooms are too small. Does anyone know if trinity still works there

happy customer  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 20, 2011
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Was in here a couple weekends ago and got a few private dances from "Frankie" and let me tell you, full contact dance doesn't even begin to describe it. WELL WORTH THE MONEY. Never got off so hard in my life.

Alex  on Bare Assets North

posted on June 15, 2011
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First time at the club weekend. This girl looking like a new mom with nice boobs and stretch marks got me to have an LD with her. We got really hot at the private booth and ended having couple of LD with her. My suspicion was true, she had a baby recently and I could smell and taste white stuff from her nipples. Never sucked the mammies that latctate.

Chandra  on Bare Assets North

posted on April 2, 2011
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Was at the club last night. Fantastic. Had couple of LD with this hot girl in the cubicle. She was a firecracker and the LD was a riot. Never had such a passionate and sexy LD in years. She was totally free and uninhibited and I had a great time enjoying her lovely body. In end we had a "nice" kiss that lasted on my tongue for a long time.

Tito  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 7, 2011
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When are you guys gonna have a reality kings night with Riley , Kenna , Shanelle , Tarah more pornstars work at this club then i have ever been to

money money  on Bare Assets North

posted on January 9, 2011
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Can anyone tell me about mercedes???? Thinking about getting a dance from her. she can work it on stage but she looks a little like a bitch

How good?  on Bare Assets North

posted on January 9, 2011
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i was wondering about getting a dance from her too! is she a giver? does she let you get a little tickle in if you know what i mean?

justincredible  on Bare Assets North

posted on January 2, 2011
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why ru blowing him how do you no, what the hell he did wink wink , quir

The Golfer  on Bare Assets North

posted on December 11, 2010
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The club was remodeled about a year ago, but they are continually raising the prices and some of the best girls left - Sindy, Maria, etc. Sky is still there and she is a great person and fun to be around, and Marty seems to weed out the druggies, but the club is not as much fun as it used to be. I think they are trying too hard to make extra money now with the economy in the tank - its not the time to raise prices, dude. But maybe you'll figure it out.

louisville  on Bare Assets North

posted on October 29, 2010
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what happened to brass flamingo? anyone?

Henry  on Bare Assets North

posted on October 13, 2010
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Be Careful. After a long absence, I visited BA on Friday, 10/8. When they announced 2-4-1 dances, I decided to go for it. They had a fellow collecting as you went to the alpdance cubicles. He wanted $40, explaining that the lapdances at BA are $40 each. Shocking.

Tony  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 2, 2010
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What happened to you guys? In town for business and golf over the weekend. Was expecting to see same quality dayshift as a few months ago. Wow! Only a couple girls and only one was attractive, and she was there on Sunday. We left both days and went to a different club. Guys, please fix this. That was awful. Was embarrased to bring my customers there.

Might know same person  on Bare Assets North

posted on May 21, 2010
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Give me a few more ways to tell if it is the same candy

Big Guy  on Bare Assets North

posted on May 15, 2010
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Went there a few times last week - was great. Hunter is awesome, there was a very memorable redhead and a tall part asian girl with a rocking face and body who I didn't get a chance to meet. Highly recommend Hunter and this place.

BA Dancer  on Bare Assets North

posted on May 10, 2010
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If nobody spoke to you its probably because you didnt make eye contact or smile or tip. Especially if you sit by stage and gawk and dont tip. Thats the only way you could avoid being approached for a dance. Am assuming you stayed for at least a half hour also.

Jason  on Bare Assets North

posted on April 4, 2010
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I agree with Don. I went in and wanted a lap dance and none of the girls would even ask.

?  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 20, 2010
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think u were in wrong club 2day i saw lotsa girls talking 2 evrybdy clientele was bikers and golfers

Don  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 20, 2010
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The place is small and run down. The girls sit around with their friends and get drunk they don't even ask if you want a dance. The clientele is mostly jacked guidos. It's more of a local bar then a strip club.

Legalize It  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 14, 2010
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This club isn't too bad, except they changed the lighting and it's way too dark inside now. I think the girls looked good, but I'm not sure.

MNViking  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 5, 2010
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Don't know what happened to the club, still a few really hot girls on day shift, Jillian, Shell, Brie, Rachel, Skyy to name a few, but the new cows that have just been hired??? Yuck! What are you doing to this club? Please have some standards. These new girls are not attractive, and are just plain skeezers. Let's get some real talent back to BA, please!

JimmyB  on Bare Assets North

posted on November 30, 2009
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Went in on Saturday during dayshift, read the comments before I headed in, saw that Jillian was working. Got a couple of dances with her and spent some time with her. That was great. I was in a couple weeks before, and hung with a girl named Shell. She was younger, but she was also great. I recomend this clubs dayshift to everyone.

MNViking  on Bare Assets North

posted on November 26, 2009
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Was back in town, had to stop in to see Jillian again. Had another great time, The dayshift is simply hot. Glad I get to FL a lot on business.

Dr. Ed  on Bare Assets North

posted on November 19, 2009
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I met Jillian when she first started at BA dayshift. Only girl I talk to there. She is great.

MNViking  on Bare Assets North

posted on November 18, 2009
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Was in last Tuesday and had a great time. Mst of the girls were really friendly. Spent my time with a girl named Jillian. She was great. Beautiful and fun. Great dances. I will be back to see her when I'm back in town.

choices?  on Bare Assets North

posted on October 20, 2009
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emperor's is the better club hands down. don't waste your time or money here.

ld choices?  on Bare Assets North

posted on October 4, 2009
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emperors or bare assests for full contact lap dances? any response is appreciated. txs.

Legalize It  on Bare Assets North

posted on October 4, 2009
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Does Janessa still work at B.A? When?

st louis  on Bare Assets North

posted on October 4, 2009
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anyone know if the girl that looks like janice dickenson is still there and what her name is?

ct visitor  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 27, 2009
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going 2 b in Tarpon area next month 4 a week. any recommendations 4 girls and how r the private dances? txs.

dale  on Bare Assets North

posted on July 28, 2009
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does anyone know what days/nights Alexa is working? She's the curvy brunette with the very nice smile. She was very nice to me the couple of times I've been in.

Well!  on Bare Assets North

posted on June 23, 2009
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I see all the Lollipops comments have been deleted! Does that mean that something is getting done or will be done? Any info? Big Mike? Anyone?

g  on Bare Assets North

posted on June 4, 2009
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Came in last September and had a great time with a dancer named Sarah. About 5'8'', 5'9'', long wavy dark hair. Anybody know if she is still around? May be back in the area later this year. Very sweet girl.

Super Dave  on Bare Assets North

posted on April 30, 2009
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Does Rayzelle still work at BA?

upstate new yorker  on Bare Assets North

posted on April 19, 2009
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what is the name of the really hot canadien who wears the chaps? wondering if she ever works in Ontario? She has a great bum! I met her on a golf trip

MonkeyFace  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 2, 2009
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I bet u guys would tell Alix lakehurst she needs to lose 20lbs. Thanks for the Gumball & the money.

Big Guy  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 2, 2009
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This is an excellent club that does not rip you off. If you want hookers, go down to Drew Park. If you want a good time with good looking girls that seem to love being naked, this is the place to be. Drink service may be a bit slow, but it is not like other clubs that push drinks on you. And the girls are not pushy either. You can have a great time here for a lot less $ than other clubs. Maria, India, Chanel, all are great company and give great dances on the day shift.

prices  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 1, 2009
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what is it with these lap dance prices?

Matt Suarez  on Bare Assets North

posted on November 27, 2008
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Mercedes Gives a great a Private dance I reccomend it She can shake that perfect Booty for Days.... Get a dance U will be pleased.

Mercedes?  on Bare Assets North

posted on November 26, 2008
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Can anyone give some feedback on her private dances? She damn sure can move on stage! Thanks.

Michelle?  on Bare Assets North

posted on October 28, 2008
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Anyone seen her at BA lately? Been a while...

Doesn't Matter  on Bare Assets North

posted on October 17, 2008
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Congrats on the great win! Another year on top, keep up the great work guys.

Bo  on Bare Assets North

posted on October 3, 2008
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Dropped by Tuesday night. Had a few dances from Cookie....then went VIP...great dances!! Worth the $ shes a little spinner blonde, great rack! will be back..

VK  on Bare Assets North

posted on October 2, 2008
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Does this club have private booth for Lap Dances ? if so, what is the difference between that & VIP Room . Thanks.

Chris  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 28, 2008
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Yeah where is Caroline I have'nt seen her in forever. She was my FAV Waitress??

BA Fan  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 24, 2008
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Who can tell me what happened to Caroline, the bartender? Thanks!

Bam  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 24, 2008
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The dayshift mananger is rude to the girls and customers...Stop being mean...

George  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 23, 2008
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Does Jordan still dance here? or does she work some place else?

marj  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 12, 2008
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brandi n kitty freaking sexy

amy(alyssa)  on Bare Assets North

posted on July 17, 2008
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just wanted to say hi to John Smith and dj Tom.Hope all is well! i miss u guys so much.i need to come see your new place soon!

Carl  on Bare Assets North

posted on July 9, 2008
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The first time I was there was yesterday and it was a good time to tell you the truth. I met this little 5' tall girl with a strange name. I think it was Vadalia with long hair down to her waist. Wow!!! she was hot as fire on a August day. I'll be back to find that one again.

antiDJ  on Bare Assets North

posted on June 24, 2008
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Went in last saturday night. Lots of hot chicks working, almost half the clientele were hotties as well(kinda strange but in a good way). Almost wondered if all the ex-drew park lingerie models from Tampa were hanging out there looking for "dates"?

Terry  on Bare Assets North

posted on April 28, 2008
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I came in today for a drink and met Debbie your new bartender. I loved her very nice and smoking hot. Hope we can see more of her on dayshift!!!

Dancer  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 18, 2008
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How this club is it?Big or Small same at the Mons Venus or big like Deja Vu and is it busy and dirty......THANKS

Tony  on Bare Assets North

posted on November 1, 2007
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Visited BA last Saturday and had a great time w/ SARA. Very Friendly and def the best dancer!!

rick  on Bare Assets North

posted on October 25, 2007
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This is a rockin club. all the drinking and beautiful girls you can stand. In fucken credible

Customer  on Bare Assets North

posted on October 11, 2007
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Congrats on winning Nude Club of the Year for the 3rd straight year. You continue to be the best club in the area.

Big Daddy  on Bare Assets North

posted on October 9, 2007
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Has anyone seen Cookie lately? i have not seen here the last couple of times in the club. Does she still work there? If so, what nights? Thanks

Johnnie W.  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 16, 2007
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Does Rachel (not Rayzelle) still work there? What days? I haven't seen her in a couple months. She's Asian.

Surfer joe  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 15, 2007
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Shout out !!! From out of town and stopped in BA .... Waz there for dayshift Had a GREAT TIME the girls were all friendly ----page // kristen // alley We'll have to make BA a regular stop ---DAYSHIFT ROCK'S ---- THE BARTENDER HAS A REALLY NICE RACK ..... WANNA SAY THANKS TO DAVE YOUR DOING A GREAT JOB !! know that they all miss you @ POP"S

Ryan  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 13, 2007
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Has anyone had a VIP with Ryan? Girl is thick!

wondering  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 10, 2007
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How much are topless dances? How much are nude dances? How much is the VIP and how private is it? Thanks for the info.

kevin2  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 9, 2007
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What nights do Baaby and Donna work...hot!!!...thx

Big Jilm  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 7, 2007
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I was there last night and so were both Stevie and Chanell (though the Chanell there was not a blonde)

Chanelle?  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 22, 2007
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I heard that Chanelle, a gorgeous blond that once danced at Mons, now works at BA? Can anyone confirm what nights she usually works. Thanks.

biggin  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 22, 2007
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yea milanya still works there every sat night

Traveler  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 16, 2007
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Is there a girl named Milania (or something like that) still working there. Tall, brunette, fake knockers, pretty face. Anyone know?

Likes Blondes  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 7, 2007
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Whatever happened to Julia and Steevi? Those girls were hot!

Big boy  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 1, 2007
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What happend to Chanel, she hasnt been in the last couple times I was in there? She is so hot and classy!

Kenna?  on Bare Assets North

posted on July 7, 2007
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I think that was her name...SMOKIN' HOT brunette. Has anyone had a dance from her?

Mischa...  on Bare Assets North

posted on July 4, 2007
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Met her about a week ago..the girl is a stunner with an awesome persoanlity! Anyone know if she works on Saturdays?

Me  on Bare Assets North

posted on July 4, 2007
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Can you smoke in this club? I know many other clubs in the area are no smoking,

Cookies with Milk  on Bare Assets North

posted on June 10, 2007
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Had a few topless dances with Cookie this weekend....good grindage...easy to talk to...has anyone done a VIP with her? If so...how was it? Any good mileage? Thanks

Jim from C.R.  on Bare Assets North

posted on June 4, 2007
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whatever happened to chloe? i know she had a baby but thought she was coming back soon and that was a while ago, any info?

RINI  on Bare Assets North

posted on May 21, 2007
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Wheres brandi|? i miss her sexy asss

John  on Bare Assets North

posted on May 7, 2007
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Does Tara still works here? and what's her schedule? Thnx

Angelette  on Bare Assets North

posted on May 6, 2007
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Hello I moved from michigan to FLORIDA Im a entertainer have been now for 6 yrs wondering how the client average here is is there Money what is the average you make here .?

kevin  on Bare Assets North

posted on April 8, 2007
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Glad to find you here on the site Maria, Maria Fuel right? I hope it's you. I had great time with you last Thursday. You where so busy, I was about to give up:p but it was well worth the wait for you! Prettiest girl i've seen in the club for the past 3 years I've been coming in. PLEASE keep me updated with your schedule so I can see more of that beautiful face and sexy body of yours. Just thinking about looking at those ASSets (no pun intended get it bareassets ha ha ha ha! See I have a sense of humor too, just like you told me I did :) but yes! yummmmmalicious!

Sam  on Bare Assets North

posted on April 1, 2007
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Was there this Friday nite, danced with a hottie named Tessa. Anyone know what her usual nights at BA are? Thx

Rafti  on Bare Assets North

posted on April 1, 2007
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No worries, ma ema ligaki mperdemenos :) ... like most men...In Washington now. Tha melisome soon...kita yia an epta, mithen, tria exchange....ditto on Thursday night..not enough time :( na se kala.

Maria  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 31, 2007
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Rafti- Hilia sugnomh gia extes, something happened tha sou eksigiso otan ta poume. Den mporousa na se vro na sou po:( Afise to noumero sou sto minima sto til. mou otan mporeis. Btw, I enjoyed the time we spent Thrusday. Hopefully, I'll see you tomorrow night (Sat) at the club:) filakia

Raftis  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 27, 2007
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See you Thursday..kai exo alla iddeas ama ehis kefi :) yia Paraskevi & Sabbato ...tha sou ta po Thursday.....Ti les ...po, po, po Maria :)

Maria  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 27, 2007
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Rafti I will *definitely* be there Thursday! So be on the look out for me:) I hope you had a good Greek Independence day yourself, Filia that ta poume real soon:) P.S This time trust *me* I *will* be there just incase the Dj from that last Friday makes a mistake again like last time where he acted like I didn't even exist or work there when you asked him about me. We almost missed each other because of it:( If you don't see me right away, I might be in the back getting ready or just busy in the VIP but trust me I'll make time for you;)

Rafti  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 25, 2007
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Maria ...I'll DEFINATELY be at BA on Thursday night (29th) around 11:30. Rolling into Tampa around 10PM...planning to close the place down but ONLY if you are there !!! Pes mou pou tha se vro eki koukla :) PS Happy Elliniki Independence Day

BORED AND POOR  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 25, 2007
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Man i hear nothing but good things about this club mabey one day i'll make down there but till then i will stick to good old lollipops

Maria  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 21, 2007
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Rafti- I'm so glad you had fun the last time you came:) Can't wait to see you again. Perasame oraia!! Have a safe trip down me ton koumbaro, don't speed too much on the harley, I want you here in one piece:P I'll be in on Fri the 30th and Sat the 31st, possibly Thursday the 29th too but let me know which days you will be in for sure so I know. Euxomai na pernas kala mexri pou tha ta poume:)

Raftis  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 21, 2007
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Po, po, po Maria pou ese :)...are you working Friday the 30th ?

Raftis  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 13, 2007
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I thought computers were bi-lingual ;) That's "doulia" and "Paraskevi"...see you soon Maria !

Raftis  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 13, 2007
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Yiasou Maria, I'll be in Tampa the 29th, 30th and 31st:) When are you working? Look for a "xryso paketo" yia esena at ??????? this ????????? ...self explanatory ;)

Da 1  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 11, 2007
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Is there a dancer there names Alyssa? i think i seen her a couple weeks ago but not sure if shes a regular girl there

customer  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 8, 2007
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Candy and channel are working at the brass flamingo in port richey on rt.# 19. they are both hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ed from phlly  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 8, 2007
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Candy about 30 blond and used to work at bliss

Spanker69  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 6, 2007
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Is this an all nude club? also what is door fee and what is typical lap dance fee? Are there private rooms and do girls allow you to roam everywhere but, say, the kitty?

Re: Ed From Philly  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 5, 2007
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Hey what does this Candy look like. I knew a Candy that danced in Tampa and wondered if it was the same girl. Age, Hair Color Height? Thanks

Raftis  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 5, 2007
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Maria you are an exotic, VERY sexy, classic Elliniki beauty..... I'm glad I was able to see you Friday ;) Bad news is I lost my CP :(.....I tried to catch up with you on Sunday at BA to reconnect. But I missed you...I'll be on a Harley road trip to Tarpon with my best friend (koumbaro) in about 4 weeks. Back in DC now. Maybe we can talk then. I'll keep you posted. Be good to your adelfaki. Na se kala!

Raftis  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 4, 2007
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Koukla......are you working Kyriaki...tonight...might still be here :)

ED from philly  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 3, 2007
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is Candi working days or nites will be in the area 19th -24th hope to see her

Casperinlkld  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 3, 2007
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Does anybody know if Sammi, or Samantha still works here? If she does could anybody, tell me when she works. I remember her from the Tanga and Bare and she is suck a hottie.

To Tex  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 26, 2007
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Go back to YS where you belong annoying little man.

Tex  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 23, 2007
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Lower you price of a nude dance and I will come back. $40 is too high. Ybor Strip is $20 a nude dance. Very nice.

Maria  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 18, 2007
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I'll be in 2nd thru 4th. Have a safe trip down Rafti:) I'll see you then..;)

Raftis  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 15, 2007
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In town 1st thru 4th...Maria are you working any of those nights???...Yia

Manager  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 12, 2007
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Haily an chenelle both work several nights a week c you there

The Donger  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 11, 2007
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Does Chloe still dance at this club. Hot redhead, real cool. Picture attached. Any help would be great.

Joe Gibbs  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 6, 2007
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What about Haley and Chanel?

Bare Manager  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 5, 2007
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Yes deja and rayzelle both still work here and are in all the time never miss fridays

Deja  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 5, 2007
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Is Deja still working here? If so, which nights?

Super Dave  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 5, 2007
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Does Rayzelle still work at BA?

joe  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 2, 2007
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is haley still working there?

Super Dan  on Bare Assets North

posted on December 20, 2006
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Sup folks, planning a trip with my boys to the club this weekend, anyone know if Rayzelle, Kara, or Cookie are working this weekend?

Pay to dance  on Bare Assets North

posted on December 18, 2006
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Yes pay her to dance becasue she rocks

customer bill  on Bare Assets North

posted on December 18, 2006
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what ever happened to chloe? anyone know if she works somewhere else? retire? thanks

depressed buc fan  on Bare Assets North

posted on December 14, 2006
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Anybody got a review on the vip with cookie? she's a little hottie..was wondering about how she is.... she was pretty tied up when i was in .... but would love a go

Fast eddie  on Bare Assets North

posted on December 10, 2006
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does a hot lady named CANDY still work there

To BobbyK  on Bare Assets North

posted on December 2, 2006
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Oh man Bob hit the nail in the head! I stopped by in there tonight just out of curiosity after hearing from some buddies that where there last week that there is an Angelina Jolie look a like dancing there. Spotted her right away... her name is Maria, she actually looks better than Angelina Jolie with a hint of exoticness, and her dances are so sexy. I would pay that girl to just look at her insanely beautiful face all night (ofcourse her body is perfection too). Going there again tomorrow night just to see her. I'm in love!

BobbyK  on Bare Assets North

posted on December 1, 2006
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~MARIA MARIA~ I can't get that beauty out of my mind. I thought she might have been some sort of feature. I've been coming in since Bare was a sister club with Flash, but Maria is by far thee most beautiful and classy girl I've ever seen in all the years. A five star lady for sure. Dances were provocative, yet clean. Let's put it this way, I wouldn't have to worry if my wife found out I was going. Very smart girl to match those Angelina Jolie-esque looks. A breath of fresh air from all the flakes. I've been making the trek to Mons for the past 6 months, but Miss Jolie, I mean Maria has brought me home ;p

Pimp Master 69er  on Bare Assets North

posted on November 30, 2006
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All I gotta say is that Bare Asses(tt) is well worth spending a weeks pay in 2 hours.

Florida Orange  on Bare Assets North

posted on November 29, 2006
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Was thinking of going to celebrate my birthday. Would I get any special onstage dances for that?

please  on Bare Assets North

posted on November 16, 2006
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If topless dances are $20. how much are nude dances? Also, how much is a 1/2 hour in the champagne room or private area?? Gonna be here over xmas and need someplace to hide from relatives.

casperinlkld  on Bare Assets North

posted on November 5, 2006
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Does Tanga Sammi still work here? If not does anyone know where she is working?

Moneyman  on Bare Assets North

posted on October 29, 2006
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Any 411 on alana? Miss seeing her around.

Chris  on Bare Assets North

posted on October 25, 2006
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Was there on Sunday night. Part of the "Philly crew". We all had a blast. One of the best clubs we have been to. Whenever the next time I'm in Tampa, I will definitely be stopping by. I would suggest everyone else do the same.

Poker Player Putter  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 15, 2006
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Trinity....Fiona is correct about the potential you have. It does seem to me that you have a great time doing what you are doing. But, the flattery from that 9/4 post is right on the mark. Any guys who haven't had the VIP private dance treatment with you, are playing for second. Back to her point...your look, body, smile, personality, all add up to big bucks in the big business of babes in print. I do think highly of Clearwater Beach, at least...maybe not as highly of Clearwater....not your city anyway, is it? I'll be back in FLA, from a long trip, by the end of september, and you would be a welcome sight.

fiona s  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 4, 2006
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confidential to trinity aka anna: you could be making thousands of dollars doing playboy college girl stuff. get paid to travel and get out of slummy clearwater!!! please, girl, ive been there, try out and youll see, youll def make it, and you could be a nude model for thousands... your so much better than that, and little "tori" can defintiley benefit.... love, and take care girly---ex bare assets dancer.

SeXxXy PaSSion  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 4, 2006
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Come see me @ Bare Assets Wed-Sat Nights after 9

Alyssa And Yolanda  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 24, 2006
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Wanted to say hi to Starr.Miss you lots!!Hope all is well.Miss hanging out bullshitting all night long.Get my new number from Trinity or yo.luv ya girl!!!

Bo Bo  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 15, 2006
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Fun club..wiatress and bartender are HOTTIES!!! also, Cookie is a blast!!

To wonder  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 7, 2006
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i was not sure of her name but there is a really tall blonde that has a killer body and personality...gotta be your girl..still there last i saw (about 3 weeks ago..)

Wonder  on Bare Assets North

posted on July 25, 2006
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Does the lovely CJ still dance here? Gorgeous tall blonde with a great personlity.

Customer Question  on Bare Assets North

posted on July 25, 2006
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Is it true the cover charge has changed and the price of 30 minute VIP's??? Just curious..thanks

curious george  on Bare Assets North

posted on July 24, 2006
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anyone had a VIP with Cookie? she has attitude! i got some dances but was wondering about the experiance in VIP...

To Jersey from Foxy'  on Bare Assets North

posted on July 13, 2006
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just looked your picture up. you aren't pretty enough to work at bare asssets! sorry hun! oh and they do havew a web site

vip is $200  on Bare Assets North

posted on July 9, 2006
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vip is $200 for 30min

Whitedog  on Bare Assets North

posted on July 9, 2006
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VIP is $100 for 30 minutes. Great/Full contact but since they removed the curtains from the booths not AS great as it used to be. You can get the same level of contact from the public lap dance area. This IS the best club in three counties. Ladies are generally smokin', have a great attitude, and management is available but not difficult.

YOYO  on Bare Assets North

posted on July 3, 2006
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Does haley still work there?

VIPS  on Bare Assets North

posted on July 2, 2006
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Tampa Bill...i think the VIP's are $180 for 30 mins......damn good contact though./....

Cookie Dance????  on Bare Assets North

posted on July 1, 2006
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Had some topless dances from cookie thursday night....want to take her VIP...anyone had that experiance? contact? close the deal? Thanks

Tampa Bill  on Bare Assets North

posted on June 28, 2006
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I'm looking at coming on down to the club next week from Cocoa Beach. I've only been to Brass Flamingo, how much is a half-hour in the VIP room and how is the contact? Went to BF and I had a good VIP dance for 15 minutes but it felt short for $140.

Alannah???  on Bare Assets North

posted on June 24, 2006
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Anybody know if she is still dancing? Haven't seen her at BA in a while...

Kyle  on Bare Assets North

posted on June 9, 2006
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I just came to say happy birthday to Deja! the big 26!!!! you go girl! everyone buy her a shot!

Bobby Shaddoe  on Bare Assets North

posted on June 4, 2006
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I was in fairly recently, and it's a very cool place, what is very cool is that there is always a very healthy supply of girls around, and no one is left out there alone with no company or no one to watch perform. there are plenty of lovely ladies here, one in particular I spent some time with is a lovely woman named Brigitte. might stop in again, who knows?

MO BETTA  on Bare Assets North

posted on June 4, 2006
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Club need more black dancers been in 3 times and have only seen 2. One big tittied and loud and the other thin and kind of exotic. They need more to make this a Mo Betta club.

skibum  on Bare Assets North

posted on June 1, 2006
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Was here Sunday afternoon. Not a lot of girls but they were btter than the saturday night crew. had topless dances with 2 dancers and the contact level (no one else in room) was stunning. Never ever had a btter strip club experience in my 30 years of going.

casperinlkld  on Bare Assets North

posted on May 30, 2006
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Does Sami still work here? Also, I was wondering if anybody knows where a blonde that danced at the Tanga works? If anybody can tell me when and where Sami and Candy works I would apperciate it. Both are two of my all time favorites.

Putting Pro  on Bare Assets North

posted on May 23, 2006
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To Trinity....if you read this message board, post the days/nights that you will be at the club....met you last week and I was enchanted....stopped by a couple times since (one time I called ahead and got a "yes" that you were there) and you were not there either time....if I know you're in, I'll make time to get there.

L  on Bare Assets North

posted on May 19, 2006
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I'm female and a regular customer who wants to remain anonymous. I am really impressed with the club. The website also rocks. Wow!

Food Dude  on Bare Assets North

posted on May 10, 2006
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Was there about 3 weeks ago and I never thought the area would have such a great place! The girls were all gorgeous and very nice. Every was polite and well mannered, quite a tribute to the Owner and Managers. Was really an upscale establishment, Thanks to all that made it a great night!

tyler  on Bare Assets North

posted on May 3, 2006
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satine still work there?

Bo  on Bare Assets North

posted on April 19, 2006
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Just wanted to give props to COOKIE!! The BEST at BA's! She has a body to die for and is cool to talk with too...brains and tits....whata combo!!

Justin  on Bare Assets North

posted on April 18, 2006
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Where are my hot Rayzel or Cara? I want to talk to them.

Cust.  on Bare Assets North

posted on April 17, 2006
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Hey what ever happened to Taylor? Anyone know if she'll be back or where to find her??

Love the sign in...  on Bare Assets North

posted on April 1, 2006
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I am proud to sign the "I am not offended" sheet on the way in. Beat the bastards with there own rules! Great job guys!! So, does Alanah still work there? Couple of my favs say she hasn't been there in a while. Is she gone for good? Too bad for me!

lucifer  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 31, 2006
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aww thanks bud your the best ~ mwahaha

Jeff  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 25, 2006
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Wasup satan happy birthday hope its a great one see ya soon love me and the rest of us

crissy  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 24, 2006
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remember me the girl who drove the candy apple red ford falcon??hey, guys just wnted to say hello and sorry I missed you guys on my 21st B-day !! i couldnt make it cause I'm about 8 months preg. its a boy !! but hey wilie, rayzell, cara, long island, sean, big mike, both jeffs, chris, jen, oh yeah and tell the dog father that I miss his hot dogs so much and nothing compares to his hot dogs by far!! I miss you all so much and hope to vist ya this summer !!

James  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 23, 2006
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Hi folks, love the club, thought I post here. Been going there a year now. haven't been there in a while work is hell! I miss the ladies, especially Rayzelle. Damn both her and her Sister are so damn hott. lol they can mess with your head. I can't wait to go back.........

lucifer  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 21, 2006
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LOL ahh i'm caught! haha ;D

drew  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 20, 2006
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lucifer, i think it was you, im assuming you're satine from reading your other posts. i dont know i thought i saw the girl who calls herself satine friday night, but i couldn't tell if you were drunk, only saw her like once. just giving you a hard time.

lucifer  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 20, 2006
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drew?? you sure it was me?? lol uh- ohh hahaa but i never drink (usually) It's rare that I have more than 2 drinks but Friday was the exception LOL . I usually hold my own!

Drew  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 20, 2006
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Cool a little BA mini-board! Lucifer, i thought i saw you friday, you did look drunk!

lucifer  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 20, 2006
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hey justin , i think they do sometimes. Ill tell them that your looking for them :D

Justin  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 18, 2006
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Lucifer are you a dancer at BA? If so, do Care or Rayzel never come on here? I wish they would, haha.

lucifer  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 18, 2006
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wow i was drunk last night..... please tell me i didnt do anything silly!!!!!!! greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat hahaha

Token  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 16, 2006
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Made the trip from N Tampa on an afternoon during the week just to see the place. At first, wasnt impressed but by 2:00pm the dancers started hustling some and taking off more clothes. Soon there were about 12 dancers, all 7-9s and mostly 8s. Tipped dancer on stage that i liked, slender, very flexible and exotic looking; after set over she came and thanked me and said would be back. When they announced a 2-4-1 she came and got me. She took me to the back rooms (3 walls) and gave me 2 totally nude, sensual laps for $20 (i tipped her 20 too). I felt like she gave me a very good deal as most seemed to be headed to the front more open (didnt seem very private) long couch area. Worth the trip--will b back.

Justin  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 15, 2006
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Well I went to BA for the 2nd time lastnight. I got to hang with Clare who is as hot as her sister Rayzel, who I hung with the 1st time I went. I love those 2 girls. They are too damn hot. Do any dancers read the comments? I hope so. Do they ever work the same days together? And do you guys have any pics of them on any sites? That would generate more interest for ur club I think. Thanks.

dancer s  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 6, 2006
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yeah she does, she was in miami a little bit, but I saw her about 2 weeks ago at bare

Angel  on Bare Assets North

posted on March 5, 2006
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What happened to Alanah? She still work there?

lucifer  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 24, 2006
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thanks for walking me to my car! :D (and cheering me up! :D)

kobe  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 19, 2006
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this club rocks!!!!!!

ITALpIMP ..  on Bare Assets North

posted on February 2, 2006
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Nice club .... billy is sexy as ever... look for her !!!!!!!

Legalize It  on Bare Assets North

posted on January 29, 2006
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I went to this place recently. I can describe it in 1 word: excellent ! Plenty of hot ladies.

lucifer  on Bare Assets North

posted on January 26, 2006
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hey big jeff and lil jeff i'll be there fri and sat.. sorry i havent been around ive had a busy 2 weeks. i know you mUST MISS MEE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH haha lol --satan aka satine

lucifer  on Bare Assets North

posted on January 16, 2006
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i think i want to dance to spice girls next week... if you wannabemyloverrrrrrrryougotta get with my friendssss :D :D

Can't get enough  on Bare Assets North

posted on January 15, 2006
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There's a new Girl by the name of Starr. Very hot and sweet! If you go there that's who oyu need to see.

lucifer  on Bare Assets North

posted on January 13, 2006
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to lil j- ::CHOKE:: omg i almost choked laughing on my chicken mcnugget :D that was too funny 3 -------dancer s

lil j  on Bare Assets North

posted on January 12, 2006
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satan be nice or You'll be jammin to celine dion every night.

lucifer  on Bare Assets North

posted on January 11, 2006
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hee hee i knew you'd read that :D --- s

satine aka satan  on Bare Assets North

posted on January 11, 2006
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wow jeff is the COOOOOLEST man wahaaaaa :) hes like the best DJ in *like* the whole *like* world *like* WAHHAA :D ok im being silly :P love ya

JD  on Bare Assets North

posted on January 3, 2006
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Hey can someone tell me what days hot Rayzel works and what is the phone number just so I can make sure and call to make sure she is there the day I go. Thanks.

Doug  on Bare Assets North

posted on December 24, 2005
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Emily is a sweetheart: great attitude, cute smile, and sexy. Too bad she?s heading up north. I missed my opportunity. Good luck on your next venture.

And the problem is??  on Bare Assets North

posted on December 21, 2005
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Sounds like good news for Bare Assets...Lol...

Government  on Bare Assets North

posted on December 19, 2005
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Mons and most Tampa strip clubs will be shut down soon with the new proposed Hillsborough laws where everyone will need a license, can't touch ANYWHERE/ANYPLACE, and Radical Right Wingers thumpin Bibles outside the doors. If you are a fan or customer of strip clubs you need to protest and stop these politicians from harrassing and wasting tax payers dollars.

SEXY LATINA  on Bare Assets North

posted on December 17, 2005
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I've heard not so great things about this club.........if the girls there can make over a grand on weekends, i would love 2 work there , , , i work at mons now and it's becoming slow as hell, , so many new girls not enough guys!!!lol...i might go check out u guys!!(bareassets) but i would need 2 make over 500 a night, , , , see ya soon!

ed1  on Bare Assets North

posted on December 16, 2005
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Thinking about a first time trip there this weekend. How's the VIP dances as compared to Yborstrip and 7seas and such.

Steve  on Bare Assets North

posted on December 13, 2005
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Thanks for the reply back. I agree with you one that. To all the lovley ladies that dance there you do a awsome job, I think your great!!!!!!!!!

dancer s  on Bare Assets North

posted on December 13, 2005
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her name is cloe, and she is beautiful.....not only can she dance, she is absolutley exotic and you can see her sexuality in her moves. i can't stop watching her, and I work here LOL!!!! shes one of a kind

Amy  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 16, 2005
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Hey guys. Haven't been in this week because I had the flu and didn't want to get anyone sick. I'll be in next week though! Hopefully starting tomorrow if I feel better. 3 Amy

Fatima  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 2, 2005
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Hey guys, this Fatima (Brazilian), I'll be back and see you all next week at Bare Assets.

skibum  on Bare Assets North

posted on September 1, 2005
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I was at BA during the 4th of JULY week and will be back down in October. I had a blast. I thought the women were hot and the staff was friendly. The lap dances were great, but maybe I am wierd because I am just looking to fondle a pretty girl and not out seeking prostitutes. There was more than enough contact for me and I found that if you got multiple dances the dancers gave you a price break.

to dj kidd  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 31, 2005
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Hailey is out 4awhile cause she got her tata's done :-)

dj kidd  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 30, 2005
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Does Hailey still work here? Just wondering... used to work with her at Foxy's in Tampa

JD  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 23, 2005
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I also would love to know if Rayzell works this week and also can I have the BA phone number so I can call and check to make sure Rayzell will be there when I go. THanks.

Brandon Customer  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 22, 2005
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Just wondering if Trinity, Alanah n Rayzell were working this week maybe all on the same night That would be good ??

To Customer  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 18, 2005
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fatima is Still with us but i dont have her schedule on hand!, Alanah still works with us, GREAT girl. her schedule for the week is as follows: tues, wed, thurs, SUN. we put out the schedules on a weekly basis, so monday you can give us a call or stop in to get your favorite entertainers schedule!

To JD:  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 17, 2005
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yes the entertainers do have set schedules. Rayzelle is scheduled tues-sun this week, SO COME IN!!!!!!!

somona  on Bare Assets North

posted on August 17, 2005
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any one know if somona is still dancing there ? saw her about 3 weeks ago - thx in advance

Whitedog  on Bare Assets North

posted on June 22, 2005
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No question, This is the best club in any of the three counties and one of the best in Florida. The girls are hot AND friendly. Full Bar and the management keeps everyone happy. Best $20 lap dances anywhere, full contact, and as long as you're a gentleman the girls are great. The $100 back room is even better. I never feel rushed there. I'm glad I live 45 minutes away. Otherwise I'd have mortgaged the house and I'd be living in the street by now. Quick note to the conservative Christian Holier than thou, I don't try to close down your house of worship, stay away from mine!

morningside guy  on Bare Assets North

posted on June 22, 2005
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hey pgh this club is better than mons and it serves alcohol

skibum  on Bare Assets North

posted on June 22, 2005
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Am going to be in this area and I was wondering what the contact level is like in this club? Is it worth driving up from Tampa or is mons venus still my best bet?

Lil Jeff  on Bare Assets North

posted on June 11, 2005
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I saw jordan on thursday night when I was at the atrium she seemed to be doing great and is not dancing anywhere so thats all I know