That's too funny if they're scary you must have not had enough to drink yet that's when a beautiful coyote
Worst place ever!!!!!!! Service I mean! Worst service in the world who lets their low class workers ever put there hands on a customer. This place is begging for a lawsuit. Don't ever go there. He mangers need to do a better job at hiring people instead of stupid thugs. This place has no class.
The girls are a train wreck... but you have to feel bad for them. It's almost like seeing a homeless person by your car and you have a bunch of change. You want to help them out but they aren't doing anything to get the money and they look like hell. I used to live by this spot so I made it in a few times to have a beer and not have to drive... so I can say it's not fair to say all the ladies are wrecks. Most are though... there are some chick's that used to be hot maybe one that would be hot if she lost some weight and then the chick that is kinda hot but is probably gay (best/worst lap dance ever)... this place shouldn't be your main event but if you have a messed up sense of humor like me you may get a laugh out of it.
Paid the club a visit for first time yesterday. The girls that I saw were not so bad, but always room for improvement. One girl had skin pigmentation and looks like a cow with all of her spots and another lady looked entirely too old to be working. I did however meet a nice girl from the mid west. She by far is the best thing going for the place. She has it all. The beauty and the brains and needless to say she has an awesome rack on her. I don't live in the area but I do know in my future travels I will most def be back to visit Tegan. I really enjoyed her company and look forward to spending more time with her.
Haven't been here for a while but does anyone knows if Natacha still works at Bare? She was awesome looking and keeped me company while we had drinks. She was friendly and wasn't pushy for anything.
If I'm not mistaking you're talking about Tegan. She is bombshell. I originally met her at the Pink Pony a few months back and we have kept in touch since. I contacted her a few weeks back at she informed me that she was now working at Bare. I decided to pay her a visit a couple of weeks ago and I was really impressed. Not only did i see Tegan, I also met another lovely lady as well. I really had a great time. Needless to say I paid a 2nd visit the next day and I came across another long time "friend"....I shall be back!!!
Went in there after business encounter today. Was a bit disappointed being they only had ONE decent looking chick . I believe she goes by the name Tigger. Very attractive and educated girl. The rest were either too old to be dancing or too over weight. The place itself was not so bad (nice and clean) however they need an upgrade on dancers BAD! With that being said..until that happens I will take my money elsewhere.
went there yesterday and the only thing they had going was some brunette bombshell from illinois....
Anybody know if a tall beautiful Russian came down from Philly last year to this club? Used to go by "Nikita", mid-twenties, long auburn hair, great face and body and has a very slightly crooked front tooth
My first strip club experience. I remember leaving my friends' house that night at about midnight and feeling really, really and depressed. I think we were watching the documentary American Movie, but I doubt that had anything to do with the depression. Anyway, Bare Necessity was right around the corner from their house and I had just turned 21, so I wandered in. Immediately I met up with an acquaintance who was a dancer there. She was going by the name of China, and to be honest I can't remember her real name. She was just someone I saw at punk and ska shows. Really beautiful girl with a great body. Anyway, she made the whole "first strip club experience" a friendly one. She introduced me to the girls and they sat around me while I drank down the two-drink minimum. I chose white russians as my drinks. I'd never really drank before and I was a big fan of the Big Lebowski, so fuck it. I ordered the two white russians and they were delicious. I understood why The Dude drank them all the time. Anyway, I watched a few girls dance and I got lap dances from a couple of girls. They were beautiful and lap dances by their very nature are a lot of fun. The whole experience rang up to about $60. Two drinks and my first two lap dances.A lot of people make comments about the ugliness of the girls at this place and maybe I can agree to point but over my few return visits I saw at least a couple of really good looking women each time I went.
those this place still suck or has it gotta better? i wanna go to a strip club for 18th b-day so please help me out here
im looking for gary brown and his girlfriend sin. does anyone have any info?
After reading Dan's update and Pete's review, I had to check this place out for myself. We arrived here at about 12:30 on Saturday night, there was ample parking, a $5 cover, and maybe 10 guys in the place if that. For the most part, it was empty. I grabbed a beer, headed to the restroom to tinkle after the drive here from Lincoln Rd. and the attendant in there was sound asleep. I did my thing, washed my hands, walked out and he was still asleep. No joke. The ladies here weren't the worst I'd seen, but definitely weren't the best, either. You know when you get the Victoria Secret-type catalogs and you see a photo of some hot little number all dressed up in a French maid's costume, and in really small print it says "available in plus sizes up to 3 XL" and you wonder what that would look like? Well, you'll find out here. There is a long, oval bar with seating all the way around it with an island in the middle for the ladies to dance, the compulsory stripper poles and some contraption with a set of handle bars hanging from the ceiling that the ladies can grab onto and twirl around. There is also a small stage to the side of the bar with another pole on it, but no one used it on this night. They also had a glass-walled shower with a high-flow nozzle and a light at the top to illuminate the action, but I never saw it in use, either. I saw a group of 3 guys sitting at a few tables off to the side. The older guy just looked at me, grinned slightly and shook his head back and forth. Turns out the 2 guys with him just recently turned 21 and he brought them here for their first "gentleman's club" experience. Lucky them. If you should pay for a visit to the "private room", the lady will take you in, and the bartender will put a chair in front of the entrance in lieu of a door. Classy! I had a couple of beers, saw 3 or 4 ladies dance and tipped each one as they walked around after their dances to collect some bills (since the action is in the middle of the bar, you can't reach them to tip them while they're "on"). I went back into the restroom before leaving. Buddy the attendant? Yeah, still sleeping away. He did jerk awake as I was washing my hands this time. In summary, not the worst place I've seen, at least it didn't have that headdy smell of old 1970's dirty sex in the air like some strip joints. No one was rude to me on this night, but the bartenders weren't overly friendly, either. The ladies seemed nice and are just trying to earn some bucks, but if I was there lookin' for luv, I probably woulda moved on sooner than I did.
I have never done a review of this poor joint because I was embarrassed to say I had been there. I have never seen more stretch marks or hairy arm pits in all of my life, nor do I like dancers my own age. As Dan said the lighting is good, but that is not a positive! Just say no.
This Strip club is one of the cheaper ones in town and you are mostlikely to spend more money here then in others but some of thestrippers are rud and ugly but there is plenty of good looking ones andnice ones also. The place is empty most of the time during the weekspecialy after midnight and that makes this place good because if itsovercrowed your are less likely to get attention and feel akward. Mostdrinks are over priced like a beer for $4.50 or a water for $4.50 thatis expensive but what can u expect from a strip club.
The only reason this place deserves two stars is the environment. There are never really that many people, which is a plus. Also, the lighting is very good as well as the seating. I feel comfortable there. But, alot of the strippers and bartenders are very mean people. There's no other way to put it, they're just mean and rude. Others are surprisingly nice and easy to talk to. But, the incredible rudeness and pure evil of some of the employees makes this place not desireable to go to. You literally can be minding your own business and just ask a simple question and get a rude response. I don't know much about these types of places, so I don't know if that's a ubiquitous quality, but I can only speak from my few experiences at this one. There are alot of nice people there, but just try to avoid saying much to the bartenders because they tend to be very unhappy people and one stripper called Amber is probably the most psychotic person I have ever seen so stay away from her. There is no cover if you are over 21 but they make you buy a $4.50 beer at the very least and if you finish it too quickly, they may ask you to buy something else if they're feeling mean. After every dance, a stripper will come up to you and pretty much coerce you to tip them so bring lots of 1s. Some of them will understand if you ran out of 1s but others will simply lose their mind if they hear such a thing.
This place was ok. Went there the other day with my girlfriend and had a pretty decent time. We went to one of the VIP rooms with one of the strippers and had a threesome. My girl and I had this stripper begging for more. Probably be going back whenever my girlfriend is up to doing a threesome again.
Haven't been here for a while, can anyone tell me if a stripper by the name of Sin and Bubbles still works here?
This place has gotten from average to the worst place I've been to. If I were to take over this place or be in pretty much in control of this place, I'll get rid of Steve and Carmen and make it into a good place.
pay a lot of money to get in. The people there are mean. the place is so small my dick take up half the club. The girl are ugly and there was like only 4 girls there. I don't think this place is a strip club I thing it's a bar with 1 girl dancing.
This is the most fucked up place I've been to. The cunts that works there thinks that people that goes there are rich by asking for outrageous money to fuck and the management thinks that everybody is out to rip them off because they seem like if they were up to something. I could get quit a few hookers off the street for the money that I was asked for to fuck.
I was in here for five minutes when this woman old enough to be my mother and with cigar breath wanted to fuck me in the room to the side for an outrageous amount. That's when I bounced without even finishing my beer. Never gain.
This is the most fucked up place I've been. People who runs this place is bunch of losers has been. They don't care about you unless you practically give them your wallet.
What a rip off!!! what your bill guys! they stick you up with huge tips and the price of the everything is twice as high. younger guys are a target, if you complain about a charge they bounce you off and stick you up with a hundreds of dollars u didnt spend on your credit card, a fuc...dump!
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concerned citizen is my hero, geez, what the hell is going in there? its like a walking into someone elses vision of how not to run a club....congratulations staff.....you have exceeded my expectaions in what a bad club should be. i really went in there to have a good time, i really did......after visiting some bars i came across this site. found the comments interesting. I want to go to bar and relax with a decent price drink, maybe a lovlely lady or 2, is that wrong........man guys get youre act together, secret is.......pretty girls......good drink prices...... nice staff.....oh oh now everyone knows.
This club sucked really bad. There was $5 cover and the beers were a little cheaper than at other clubs, but the girls were horrible. There was only one hot one and she would hardly dance. There was really nasty, fat, crossed eyed bitch that was scary as hell. And the worst was that she would not leave the customers alone, even after they told her to get away. Not going back.
Hands down! If you want the worst experience in town this is the place to go. The girls are the worst, beyond 2nd class or some 3rd world country. The place looks like a bombed out bar in downtown baghdad. The only good thing is you get a little bit cheaper beer.Thats it! Do not go there!
Isnt worth going if your under 21, over priced and the girls arent all that either
To the owners if a girl by the name mari velez from pa adutions don't hire her..trouble making , drama girl whom sells drugs as well...word to the wise
Has a Latin girl using the name Roxie ever danced here? Half-Puerto-Rican, half-Italian, petite, slight accent. From Chicago originally, but had been living near Tampa. Used to dance at Scarlett's in Hallandale.
What happened to those 2 HOT LATINA's (Nikki and her little sister)... Talk about nice TIGHT BODIES... Holy Shit they are HOTTTTT.... Haven't seen them in a couple of weeks.... Hope they come back...