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1029 Truman Avenue

Key West, Florida 33040

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J C.  on Bare Assets

posted on May 18, 2016
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It has a great licor store super...Nice girls .. But i,m fron vegas that will explain a lot lol....

larry1  on  Bare Assets

posted on September 25, 2015
Joined 8 years ago
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Amazing Strip club. Girls are very classy and SEXY. Clean and nice atmosphere. Highly recommended for a nice strip club in Key West.

Pole Chick Girl  on Bare Assets

posted on September 18, 2015
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All dancers interested in the Pole Dancing trade in general, hit up the new FB page called POLECHICK dot com. It's a great page for the trade. Guys are welcome too.

Johnson12  on  Bare Assets

posted on August 7, 2015
Joined 4 years ago
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Alright girls with bad attitudes!!! Very clicky atmosphere, seems like the locals get all of the attention. $10 cover which is the highest in the island and is half way to a lap dance everywhere else lol

D for Melissa  on Bare Assets

posted on November 29, 2013
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Didn't get a chance to get back. Did you get your car? If you see this would love to talk sometime.

Post any name here  on Bare Assets

posted on September 12, 2013
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There are only three clubs in the Keys. It's a toss up at this point. They all have their advantages and disadvantages. I still like this club a lot, but not as much as I used to.

mandy  on Bare Assets

posted on February 17, 2013
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what are the 3 best clubs in the keys ????

dancer  on Bare Assets

posted on December 9, 2011
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Question... anyone know how much the dances are? The freelancer fees? How has the club been lately? Would like to come try it out. I Worked at Mons Venus in Tampa, Lollipops, Daytona, Been to Miami all whore houses..lol. different rules different clubs.. Thanks :)

Satisfied customer  on Bare Assets

posted on January 24, 2011
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As an industry veteran of ten years, it is my pleasure to say that I have gladly spent more money in this club in the last 4 years, than the sum of all money spent in all other clubs of any kind whatsoever, since I was legal to drink. That's a lot of clubs, and a lot of money all told--even if I was a broke artist for a lot of the time haha!. Anyway the couch deal is the best I have seen in any club in the entire nation. That is no lie. The staff will make you feel like family. Especially if you tip them hint hint.

hey hey  on Bare Assets

posted on December 9, 2009
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Anyone know how many girls working the club and is this place busy in the month of Dec Jan? Thinking about checking it out after the holidays. Thanks!

SCOTTIE DOES'NT KNOW...DON'T TELL SCOTTI  on Bare Assets

posted on November 3, 2009
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The waitstaff alone in this place is enough to give me a wicked rockhard stiffy!!

Dave  on Bare Assets

posted on October 31, 2009
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Save your money. The management is a bunch of losers.

Mario Formica  on Bare Assets

posted on May 16, 2009
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Ah, my favorite strip club in the world just keeps getting better! New girls every day. One better looking than the next. Nothing beats a relaxing night at the BA!

Joe the godfather of the BA  on Bare Assets

posted on December 19, 2008
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Violet is fabulous. The best thing about her is the fact that she is ALWAYS laughing and happy and it is NOT due to intake of artificial happymakers

Vacationer  on Bare Assets

posted on November 20, 2008
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Got love the Tall, Busty, Polish dancer, Violet. She has the best boob job I have ever seen (or felt). The club is worth a visit if you are in Key West.

Cozeh't  on Bare Assets

posted on October 13, 2008
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I am thinking of transfering from ohio to key west and i am a dancer of 7 years just wanted to know a little more about this club heard a lot of good and bad things seems to be beautiful though can anyone tell me more?

cameron  on Bare Assets

posted on September 22, 2008
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Yeah its really sad that people feel the need to talk shit about good people. The people here are all awesome and nothing is unclean about it. I love the staff here and I'm always treated really well whenever I come down. Kisses to everyone there..miss you!

dancer  on Bare Assets

posted on August 2, 2008
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Is Kayla and Athena still here?

"LOOK OUT BELOW"  on Bare Assets

posted on June 27, 2008
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There comes a time in every losers life when you have to stop trying to make yourself look good by trying to make someone else look bad.. so when other clubs in town are jealously trying to make our club look bad by writing stupid shit, it really shows how bad of a loser you really are. when in fact its you who end up looking like an ass. wake up "wow"

wow  on Bare Assets

posted on June 26, 2008
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i know for a fact most of the girls there r prostitutes so does management and a lot of drugs in tha club on a regular basis come on guys is it so hard to run a clean buisness?

thats fantastic  on Bare Assets

posted on May 8, 2008
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Good for you Girl! It's also absolutely beautiful down there! Got a lil vacation (and better yet got it paid for).

Old school  on Bare Assets

posted on May 8, 2008
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I danced there years ago. I enjoyed working there, alot of rich people that travel through, I made crazy money there. Did my own thing kept to myself, made my money and got out. Might be a small bar but the business was rolling through. I miss Key West :( I hope to visit soon..

GET A CLUE  on Bare Assets

posted on May 8, 2008
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This is to concerned and k.w vacation... its obviously the same people trying to make the club look bad. they have nothing better to do then make up shit . they probably work at one of the other clubs. most likely some skank dancer that got fired and this is their idiotic way at revenge. there is no dancer with any diseases working at bare assets and i challenge you to come on by prove me wrong. also this place looks great ! this is not vegas or miami. its the island of key west . island ... get it. duh

key west vacation  on Bare Assets

posted on March 17, 2008
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stopped in while on vacation in key west. what a dump! the girls are not attractive and the club looks like it's stuck in the 70s. there is one attractive dancer though: Bonnie. She would be an above average dancer at any club in NYC, Miami or Vegas. but in this dump of a club she is an outright goddess. She is hot and there is nothing else close to her at this hole in the wall.

Cash 4 Retirement  on Bare Assets

posted on March 17, 2008
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Why fix something that ain't broke? We just had the best president in our history and America's trajectory is straight up with more Republican rule. --- Deficits, schmeficits, our republican nominee John McCain has seen the light of republican economics and we can just keep spending way past any revenue so that we build up the deficit up to the point where taxes will just pay for the interest on the past! - The dollar and your retirement funds will be asswipe material. Who cares! Work at McWal-mart till your 85!

CONCERNED  on Bare Assets

posted on March 8, 2008
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I work for the Monroe County Board of Health... I know for a fact that There is a pending investigation on one of the girls that dances there. The Lower Keys Medical Center has 3 seperate cases of HEPITITUS C that have all been linked to one of the dancers at Bare Assets.... AS MOST OF YOU KNOW "HEP C" IS HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS!!!!! SIMPLE CONTACT CAN SPREAD THE VIRUS!!!!! Because it would be a violation of her rights we can not just come in there and stop her from dancing....SO ITS UP TO YOU.....STOP GOING TO THIS CLUB UNTIL SHE IS BROUGHT IN AND TALKED TO!!!!!!!!!!!! And hopfully she decides to do the right thing!!!!!!!!!

Northern  on Bare Assets

posted on February 10, 2008
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Hey was wondering how the club has been these days?, haven't been down there in years. How many dancers a night? Anything new going on? What time does it open and what time does the club close? I'm ready to get out of this snow bank and hit the Keys! Thanks!

Paradise  on Bare Assets

posted on February 4, 2008
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Hello Everyone!! I was thinking about coming back down to dance for alil while! Hows the money been?? What's up tori?? how you been girl?!?

KW_VISITOR_CT  on Bare Assets

posted on February 2, 2008
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Visited this club a couple nights during the week of Jan 28, 2008. Nice enough club, enjoyed my dances with Andrea and Bonnie the most but did sample a couple of "other dishes on the menu". The waitress Lara (sp?) was a lot of fun also, enhanced the experience. If I knew that Andrea would be there, I would make a trip back in a month or so.

hey guys its cameron  on Bare Assets

posted on January 5, 2008
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I'll be down there on the 17th...cant wait!! I miss you guys!!!

Lynda  on Bare Assets

posted on November 26, 2007
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Watch out for Billy B

Hey It's Cameron!  on Bare Assets

posted on October 27, 2007
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Thinking of coming down for the races...If Kelly or anyone reads this tell Marty for me would ya? Cant wait to see you guys!!

raina  on Bare Assets

posted on October 22, 2007
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if any of the dancers there read this, do you know of any cheap places to live down there??? looking to move to Key West. Also does "Pink" still work there? thanks.

Tim  on Bare Assets

posted on October 3, 2007
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Happy birthday kelly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah!  on Bare Assets

posted on September 20, 2007
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I'd like to know if there's any black and latina girls

curious  on Bare Assets

posted on September 9, 2007
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where do the pretty black and exotic girls work at?

to "customer"  on Bare Assets

posted on August 30, 2007
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Stop talking out your ass...this does NOT happen..lay off the crack

customer  on Bare Assets

posted on August 28, 2007
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I wouldn't suck a managers, or owners dick to work at any club! That's your so called audition! Don't do it sweetheart! There are better clubs close by.

Tori  on Bare Assets

posted on July 14, 2007
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Hey everyone, just writing to say I MISS YOU!!! I'm in Massachusetts now, but I'll visit the next time I'm in Florida. Big Kisses to all of the bar staff!! Miss you guys- say Hi to Dustin for me ;0) and throw in some Usher for Caff!!! MUAH!

Mel  on Bare Assets

posted on June 10, 2007
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Could a pretty plus sized girl work here? Im local and have thought about audtioning but am gun shu because i have a few extra lbs.

Tampa Pirates  on Bare Assets

posted on May 21, 2007
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We're heading down this weekend to celebrate two 40th bdays with the boys. Sounds like this is the place to be! Dan

LOCAL  on Bare Assets

posted on May 7, 2007
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Lot of the white powder in this club. Management knows and looks the other way. Just ask a dancer to hook you up with the fat guy and you're all set.

Jimmy  on Bare Assets

posted on March 16, 2007
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I was wondering if Maricel or Marivel (can't remember the name exactly) works every saturday night?? I am gonna take another trip to the keys and would like to get another lap dance from her

hey savannah  on Bare Assets

posted on February 12, 2007
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This is Cam...I'm gone already...sorry I missed you..;-(

Savannah  on Bare Assets

posted on February 11, 2007
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Hey Cam this is Savannah. I should be down to work next weekend...Hope to see you then.

Cameron  on Bare Assets

posted on November 18, 2006
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Just wanted to say Hi to Kelly(I remembered that you checked on here!!) Hope the anniversary party went well...I'm so sad I missed it! My broken toe is healing slowwlllyyy!! Miss you guys!!! kisses!

Curious...  on Bare Assets

posted on November 12, 2006
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Are there any black or latina dancers here? If so could someone please give a description? Oh, and are there any VIP/Champagne Rooms? How much?

hey bill!  on Bare Assets

posted on October 23, 2006
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It's cameron..I'll be down there Nov 5th for about a week...hope to see you!! Tell everyone I said hi and I miss them!!

bill  on Bare Assets

posted on August 30, 2006
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hey hey cameron and tori annnnd savannah missing ya all hope to see you soon

another dancer  on Bare Assets

posted on August 28, 2006
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I SECOND THAT!! Fuckwad!!

to pain:  on Bare Assets

posted on August 25, 2006
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Believe what you want...not every guy is pathetic enough to need to pay a stranger for sex. Sucks for you that you are such a loser. I'll cry for you later....fuckwad.

Pain?  on Bare Assets

posted on August 25, 2006
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Sorry, but there ARE whores here. "Dancer" and "Entertainer" are just euphanisms.

to oh the pain:  on Bare Assets

posted on August 23, 2006
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Find a hooker. The girls here are DANCERS...ENTERTAINERS...NOT whores. So sorry that you are such a loser that you cant just have fun and enjoy yourself without having a dirty whore suck you off. Go home and get your "relief"...have fun with your herpes or whatever else you catch from the hookers.

Oh the pain!  on Bare Assets

posted on August 23, 2006
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Left this place with a Smurfacious set of blue balls! So much foreplay and no relief. Where can I go for that? I am from Lawrence Kansas where relief is easy.

hey Bill  on Bare Assets

posted on August 9, 2006
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It's Cameron...heading down on Monday for a week..hope to see you!

April  on Bare Assets

posted on August 7, 2006
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Come to the keys every year and have seen the club.Is it a good place to work?What are shift hours for the dancers and how much is tip out?

jada  on Bare Assets

posted on August 2, 2006
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Does the club have features & if so, who would I contact for a booking in 2007?... Thanx, Jada

hey bill  on Bare Assets

posted on July 30, 2006
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Cameron here...awww shucks! Miss you too! Might be coming down in August...hopefully I'll see you!

bill  on Bare Assets

posted on July 26, 2006
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to all my girls here and afar missing yas especialy cam, tori, samantha, savannah

Hey Chance  on Bare Assets

posted on July 25, 2006
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What's it going to take for Brandi to come back there and work? I asked this cause you do not answer on your website.

For Steve  on Bare Assets

posted on July 19, 2006
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Nikkita is at the Red Garder, usually works on the weekends.

steve  on Bare Assets

posted on July 18, 2006
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Anybody know if Nikita is anywhere in KW?

to:me  on Bare Assets

posted on June 24, 2006
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NO honey...the girls here are dancers...not whores

me  on Bare Assets

posted on June 24, 2006
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can you get a happy ending during a private lapdance here?

To Cameron  on Bare Assets

posted on June 15, 2006
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Hey Cameron, it's John. Sorry to hear those guys were so generous with beads and so stingy with cash!...LOL...I bet that was irritating... I'm going to try and get down there Oct. 27-30th...would love to party with you if you go down there... Let me know! Take care...

To John  on Bare Assets

posted on June 13, 2006
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This is cameron....I may come down to party, but not to work. I made the HUGE mistake of working during fantasy fest on eyear ...NEVER again. I heard all the "I dont have any money ...but I have beads.." that I ever want to hear!LOL!

Attn: Cameron & Tori  on Bare Assets

posted on June 12, 2006
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Will either of you be in Key West for Fantasy Fest this year? (This is John, by the way!)

john..  on Bare Assets

posted on May 26, 2006
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Le t me know if you decide to come to ft laud... ps...nice pic...tori was right!!!

Hey Cameron  on Bare Assets

posted on May 25, 2006
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It's John...Tori thought I was hot? I'm flattered. She was very sexy as well, and that picture of you is amazing! ;) I'm going to Clearwater pretty soon, but now it looks like I'm going to have to plan a trip to Ft. Lauderdale as well. :) I attached a pic so you can put a face to my name. Later!

John..  on Bare Assets

posted on May 24, 2006
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you are so sweet..tori said she had a great tim ewith you(she also said you were hot...so I'm REALLY sorry I missed you!!) Def let me know when you are going back, or if you ever come to Ft Lauderdale! i attatched a pic so you can see who you missed!( i like to puot a face to the name if possible!)

John  on Bare Assets

posted on May 23, 2006
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Hey Cameron, yeah I'm sorry I missed you! I do plan another trip down there one of these days... Tori, you were awesome! Thanks for one of the best dances I've ever had. Both you ladies let me know if you ever travel to Atlanta...

john  on Bare Assets

posted on May 23, 2006
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forgot to put my name on that last comment! Blonde moment!! -Cameron

to john:  on Bare Assets

posted on May 22, 2006
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Heard you were asking for me...sorry I couldnt make it down last weekend. Hope you had fun anyway and maybe we'll meet up another time!

Tori  on Bare Assets

posted on May 20, 2006
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Hey just so you guys know... I left a day early so dont worry im ok. see you guys another time. hi to everyone.

maine  on Bare Assets

posted on May 2, 2006
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Was back for a visit and the girls are still great as well as the bar and waitress staff. When I was in Key West in October there was a hot little blonde named Brandi. What ever happened to her?

BabeinDaytona  on Bare Assets

posted on April 30, 2006
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My hubby and I visited the club while on our honeymoon in Key West in December. The girls didn't seem too couple-friendly. We only stayed a little while b/c the one girl I tipped on stage didnt even stop by and say hi or thanks after her set was over. We would have enjoyed our experience alot more if the girls hadnt avoided my husband and I like the plague! nice establishment, though

John  on Bare Assets

posted on April 29, 2006
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Can someone tell me what the rates are for the champagne room?

John  on Bare Assets

posted on April 25, 2006
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Hey Cameron, I hope you'll be there when I'm in town, and I'll definitely ask for you to make sure. Take care!

cameron  on Bare Assets

posted on April 24, 2006
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to john: I'm not sure if I'll be in town then, but I will try! I'd love to show you how good a dance can be!!

John  on Bare Assets

posted on April 23, 2006
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So Cameron gives a good dance, you say? I'll be in Key West around May 19th, and I plan to visit this club. Perhaps I'll see for myself. :)

RAVER666  on Bare Assets

posted on April 21, 2006
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I went in to see this MJ person i hear alot about...but i dont think she works there anymore. She found herself a sugar daddy to her bills. I wonder how much shes charging him per night. I was talking with one of the girls and they said he pays her in white powder...hhmmmm wonder what that is. well this club sucks and i dont think ill go back...nasty ass bitches all over the place.

kelly  on Bare Assets

posted on April 18, 2006
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Doing great whomever asked in March! All is well with me just busy, hope you are good too!!!

LL69  on Bare Assets

posted on April 14, 2006
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I was at this club for a couple of nights. I didnt really like what I saw from any of the girls. The highlight of the trip was the dancer "MJ" . For a hundred dollars she will let you put your fingers where the cameras cant see.... My finger still smells! you can also talk to her about after hour events if ya know w aht i mean. WORTH EVERY DOLLAR!!! The one thing i did notice.... was how much time she spends in the back room with her boss lance or pants what ever his stupid name was. All in all i would say if you want to

p.s  on Bare Assets

posted on April 5, 2006
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and kwc... why don't you try taking your clothes off for a bunch of strangers, oh yeah your to busy paying to see girls naked! get a clue.

tori  on Bare Assets

posted on April 5, 2006
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thanks chicago mike... i'm glad you had fun. cam and jaime are some funny girls to hang out with. unfortunately i have to be a big girl and get a real job to finish school so you may not see me often... maybe on my school breaks or a couple weekends? but continue to look for jaime i know she will be traveling down on a regular basis. say hi to everyone at ba for me. bye

crabman  on Bare Assets

posted on April 4, 2006
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This club ROCKS!!! I had the best time here..the staff is friendly (the waitresses rockin' out in on the floor is too funny!!!!). The girls were hot (most off them anyway) and seemed to be drinking and having fun. The one I danced with, Cameron, was a blonde, blue eyed all american girl with GREAT curves in ALL the right places. Best dance I've ever gotten..she really knows how to have fun! Cant wait to come back to Key West!!!

regular  on Bare Assets

posted on March 30, 2006
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Hey Kelly hope your doing well

Cameron  on Bare Assets

posted on March 28, 2006
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To:scuba steve thanks so much for the good review! lol! Hopefully I'll see you again soon

Scuba Steve  on Bare Assets

posted on March 27, 2006
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was there on sat night 3-25-06. Really good club and fun. There wasn't a whole lot of people for it being spring break. They had about 8 chics working 4 of the chicks where so hot. The other 4 thats a whole different story. Cameron is worth the 20 bucks for a dance. will be back soon. key west rocks

NJ Diver  on Bare Assets

posted on March 22, 2006
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I just spent two weeks in Key West and went to the club almost every night. Great bartenders (Leanna & Shannon). The girls are all very pleasant and quite attractive. Nobody hounding you for a private dance, but they're there if you want them. MJ, hope your back is feeling better.

to kwc  on Bare Assets

posted on March 1, 2006
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from mike chicago...wtf???

kwcpoa  on Bare Assets

posted on February 22, 2006
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Hey Chicago Mike, Went down there to see Cam, Tori and Jamie looked like grazing season in the North Forty. It is a decent club and you can't beat the parking especially in Key West.

Jerzey Crew  on Bare Assets

posted on February 5, 2006
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We had a good time there. Heard a couple stories about Chance from the girls when we were there. The British shot girl was cool. Dancers like to get fucked up. One girl did a bunch of shots got up on stage and fell hard as hell. I would def go back.

BEMBITA  on Bare Assets

posted on February 1, 2006
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I was over there in v.i.p. saturday and there was this one girl.... samantha was the only thing that made that whole trip from fort myers worth it!!! thank u mama. holla at yo nigga and yo bitch

from michigan  on Bare Assets

posted on February 1, 2006
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Who are the managers here, am looking for a friend from Michigan.

dancer  on Bare Assets

posted on January 23, 2006
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All the comments about Chance are hysterical!!! I've never seen him hit on any girl...no less screw them in the club. The bouncers are cool, the bartenders and waitresses are sweet and fun, the girls all get along and I have the MOST fun working here.In fact..I drive 4 hrs to work here.

Mark  on Bare Assets

posted on January 19, 2006
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Where is the best place to go to get a little gilr on girl action for my wife? She loves it!!! Are any of the girls available for private parties?

former dancer  on Bare Assets

posted on September 14, 2005
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i worked for chance and i never seen any bad things happen personally but sometimes you have to read between the lines or look behind the doors then you see what really goes on but on a good note the people there are nice and great even the management but some adjustments need to happen but the club is beautiful

Dancer  on Bare Assets

posted on September 3, 2005
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I worked at B. A. and never saw any of the stuff you people are saying about Chance having sex with all the girls.Or any of that bullshit that you people are saying, He seemed very bussiness like when he came in and i saw him 6 nights a week when i would work, Ive never seen anything bad in there at all and im as straight as they come. I used to hear bad stuff before i worked there- and i never saw anything.

Love Bare Assets  on Bare Assets

posted on August 18, 2005
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Came to key west on vacation. We found B.A. and could not get enough. The girls were hot, even the bartenders. I got a chance to meet all the management Marty, Alex, Trey, and Chance, they all made us feel right at home and made sure we had a good time, thanks guys. The bartenders and waitrasses were great, especially the english girl with the large bum. we cant wait to see everybody next year. in some of the previous comments there sounds like some girls got fired from Bare Assets well im glad you were not there you probably would have ruined my good time and i would be careful what crap you say, the management may never let you work there again.

losers  on Bare Assets

posted on August 14, 2005
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the last six comments you can be sure they were ex strippers who got fired from b.a . probably because of there age or weight or metal instability. and they all know who they are. so whatever you want to write go ahead cause you are all jokes. thats why you are at the red garter now. EVERYONE knows thats where strippers go when they cant work at any of the other clubs. THE BOTTOM OF THE BARRELL . its to bad the truth allways hurts, right skanks. YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH and thats why you are metally challeged , fat , old skanks who cant make money doing anything else. your moms must be proud.

confused??????  on Bare Assets

posted on August 13, 2005
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why did Bare Assets spend all that $$$ to knock the wall down and expand and 1/2 the club is always closed? Even on the weekends. Whats up with that? their advertising is a lie!!! Also what happened? Did it turn into a senior citizen club? I swear!!!! All the girls look over 40!!!!! Maybe 1 or 2 are in their 20's. Im done with B.A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All u who read this too should just not even waste your time and go downtown!!!!!!

I  on Bare Assets

posted on August 12, 2005
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Former, everything you mentioned I completely agree with. The pathetic wanna be manager who is just some conch who think he knows how to run a strip club. That club is only there for drug deals and molesting wasted dancers that can't defend themselves so Chance and Alex can fuck them and record it. It's all on tape ask anyone that works there. I know about 20 people right now who have said that Chance has been with at least 5girls on a couch and in the break room and getting it all on tape. Alex too. I used to be a bouncer there but keep in contact with many of the current employees.

former  on Bare Assets

posted on August 11, 2005
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Of all the clubs in Key West, Bare Assets is the lamest and cheesiest. The club may look nice on the inside, but looks are not what their dancers have - you should see some of their prettiest in the sunlight... ugh. Management is the worst I've ever seen. The so-called manager who inherited the club from his daddy tries to screw every girl in there and gets coked up every weekend. He has a big head on his shoulders but I heard a small one in his pants. If you don't agree with him 100%, you're fired. Then he ends up having to hire crack head hookers who will do anything for a buck. If that's the kind of entertainment you want, then this is the place for you. Dancers with class don't want the type of customers that go to B.A.

steve  on Bare Assets

posted on August 11, 2005
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well not all that it is cracked up to be it is a beauitfull club though just not the place i wanted to be to much things going on for any one to have a good time do downtown at least it is expected down there

Jim  on Bare Assets

posted on August 11, 2005
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Used to love bare assets!!! They had the hottest girls in town!!! Come down here a couple times a year for business, and was very disappointed the last time I was there! What happened to the variety? It must be the mgmt/bouncers. They seemed like assholes who were not knowledgable about running a business. They were not as friendly as I remember, and just felt a bad vibe from the environment. I guess I'll be at the Red Garter or Teasers next time I am in town!

Baffled  on Bare Assets

posted on August 11, 2005
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I am just baffled by the angry, petty comments people make about each other posting in Key West SCL. Other cities and states- the comments are upbeat and positive. It doesn't look good for the club itself to have ridiculous comments about mindless issues that are just nonsense. Word to the wise, make your club sound worthwhile and others will be interested. Nobody knows the people you are gossiping about and nobody cares! It just proves that you have nothing better to do with your time than say horrible things about people you probably don't even know. It's tragic, but if that is how you represent yourself on this site and life...good luck!! You'll need it with all that resentment and hate for no reason.

Dancing Bartender  on Bare Assets

posted on August 9, 2005
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Strip Club gang from Richmond getting ready to come down again for our annual visit. Wondering maybe if Rebecca is still dancing there? Anyway, we always have fun at your club and are looking forward to doing so again. Some info would be great, though.

** Logan from NJ  on Bare Assets

posted on June 21, 2005
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Coming down w/ wife. I would like to take her to her 1st club, is this an all nude club? if yes is there any topless clubs around? If we went in would she be made to feel weird? Thnak you for your answers ......

Fantasy Fest  on Bare Assets

posted on June 10, 2005
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When is Fantasy Fest 2005?

lil nip  on Bare Assets

posted on June 7, 2005
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dearest big fish, glad you guys had a great time at the club! sorry you had to go home, but the world of brinker needed you back. take care and I am sure I will see you guys soon!

tasty spanish-lime  on Bare Assets

posted on June 3, 2005
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Anyone who has been to Bare Assets knows that it's a great club. I have been there on many occasions i have bought bottles to host private partys for my pals in the vip sectoin { The Big Red couch} IF you been there you know what i am talking about. what other club can you go to and have 3 girls on stage. I think that's the biggest stage i have ever sat at, it has 3 different poles. I think when i am in town again I, ll probally hang at 1 of the 2 different bars, had a great time at the blue lounge bar, but maybe i'll hang out with locals at the red bar, man! everyone there is fun to drink and share stories with

Big Fish  on Bare Assets

posted on June 2, 2005
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Spent weekend in Keys fishing and partying. Bare Assets was great 3 of 4 nights we were there. Kelly was a kick ass bartender and whoever wrote the comment on her weight probably got dissed by her. She's a cutie. The little blond waitress was tough also. i was hoping she would jump on stage!

lil nip  on Bare Assets

posted on May 31, 2005
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Thanks SD! Not necessary, but I do thank you and my best friend!

Sugardaddy  on Bare Assets

posted on May 30, 2005
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I think I've found, what I consider, the perfect place and that place is Bare Assets in Key West.For one thing, they have, what I consider, the most perfect dancer I've ever had the pleasure of being in contact with. From the top of her beautiful head to the tips of her perfect toes, she is a goddess. My favorite employee, however, is not a dancer but a particular bartender. Her outer beauty is only matched, and slightly exceeded, by her inner beauty. I adore her and I think that not only is Bare Assets lucky to have her but Key West as well. Hey, TravelingMan, you don't know what you're missing!

Luv my job at BA  on Bare Assets

posted on May 29, 2005
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We have a great place a good time is what U make it. Sure If U want a girl to jack U off or just plain fuck U out of money then Teasers is your place and trust me if that is U do me a favor and head to Duvall. I am a bartender and we always have fun and try our best to make everyone happy!! The drinks are always stiff and your "lower area could be to" If U want good fun and a comfortable atmosphere without being hounded for a dance before a drink is served well... Don't be so quick to judge and compare everyone has different tastes and we try to cater to all. Also just like most men, ladies come in all shapes and sizes. You come in when you're in town and if I am behind the bar I will do my best to make sure you have a good time!!!!!!!!

Uber Dude-a-Ramma  on Bare Assets

posted on May 24, 2005
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k, maybe if YOU ate more cottage cheese u wouldn't look so much like cottage cheese. Pack that in ur pipe and smoke it ! lol

really?  on Bare Assets

posted on May 24, 2005
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You would know, you're the one who eats it, not me!

dream on  on Bare Assets

posted on May 22, 2005
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yeah rock hard like cottage cheese gone bad ! lol

dave  on Bare Assets

posted on May 22, 2005
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how is bussiness in the keys this time of year?

dud-alicious  on Bare Assets

posted on May 22, 2005
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SO sorry we didn't get the chance to meet :o( I would have crushed you with my rock hard ass!!!!

way dude-a-lishious  on Bare Assets

posted on May 21, 2005
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Yeah thanks for the tip camel toe. I've been all up and down ur shamefully lame little dumps and not found a hardbody chick yet. Ur probably one of the many I saw there needin to get off the crack and get out to the gym. Or there was that one, ( ok there were a lot more than one but who's countin ?), that looked addicted to doughnuts instead, either way ya MAYBE should consider getting in a little shape b4 getting on stage with that body. :-)

hey dudenotsolicious  on Bare Assets

posted on May 19, 2005
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Well excuuuuuse us! Do us a favor and keep your ranting to yourself. We think you need to get up off your ass and scout the clubs out yourself! We understand this is a valuable resource okay! AND we all know how to use a computer you loser. Go find your small tittie, big ab, hard bodied boy....oops I mean girl!

Dude-a-lishious  on Bare Assets

posted on May 13, 2005
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Wow I can't believe no one from the club has written a single thing here in weeks !!! Whats wrong here ? Nobody in the club knows how to use a computer ? Here's a tip for ANYBODY from Bare assets ... this site is a valuable resourse that you don't seem to use AT ALL. Get with it , PPL do check this stuff out.

California visitor  on Bare Assets

posted on May 2, 2005
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If the girls weren't half bad, what was wrong with the club? What made you leave?

Dude-a-lishious  on Bare Assets

posted on May 1, 2005
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So I have a thing for very fit/athletic girls. I would be way more aroused by big abs than big tits. Tall, thin, small tits, ROCK hard body... any dancers there meet these ideals ? How about just rock hard body? I'd be super stoked if there where and what her name is , maybe a little bit about her, maybe what nights she would be there. Hoping to come check out the club in the next week or so.

just visited from CA  on Bare Assets

posted on April 30, 2005
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went to this club and had to leave. worst nudey bar in the keys. i am used to getting lots of dances, but once i saw everyone in that bar last week, i had to get out. no reason to stay. girls wern't half bad. went back with friends and they hated on that place to. wouldnt waste time o $$ there. went to the places on the main st and stayed all night. if you have $ go to the other girl clubs on the main st.

travelingman  on Bare Assets

posted on February 28, 2005
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Is kelly still bartending at the club???? Is she still gaining weight or has she leveled off???? she is such a pretty woman

onmyway  on Bare Assets

posted on February 16, 2005
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hows this club doing thistime of year?

Answer  on Bare Assets

posted on January 29, 2005
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The answer to your questions are listed on the page prior to this comment page. The entire club profile is there for you.

Question  on Bare Assets

posted on January 28, 2005
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I will be coming down from the snowy north for a couple of weeks. Haven't been in this club since last year. What are the dance prices now., any other info would be appreciated , thks

well said  on Bare Assets

posted on December 25, 2004
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I agree dumbass. Her life is none of your concern. I also see you have posted asking about her on other club sites in KW over the last year. CREEPY. Can you imagine if all of us dancers started sharing our customers personal info with their co-workers and family/friends....don't kiss and tell...or worse, don't STALK

Hey stalker...  on Bare Assets

posted on December 24, 2004
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GET A LIFE!!! If Nadia is no longer dancing, why or how is it any of your business if she is married or not? You have no right inquiring about this person's life.

Hey Smartass  on Bare Assets

posted on December 24, 2004
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Is Nadia still with her husband, if you know Nadia you will know what I'm refering to

hello dumbass  on Bare Assets

posted on December 23, 2004
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you don't remember me? I am your cousin smartass...

sorry  on Bare Assets

posted on December 23, 2004
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thanks for the Nadi update and who may you be ...smartass

it's nadia dumbass  on Bare Assets

posted on December 22, 2004
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and she is happily retired ...

looking 4 Nardia  on Bare Assets

posted on December 21, 2004
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Does anyone know if Nardia still works at this club .. THANKS

Hi sam and gen  on Bare Assets

posted on December 20, 2004
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS - has the club facelift boomed business? be well hope 2 c u soon - frankie "pants"

customer@both clubs  on Bare Assets

posted on December 7, 2004
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there is no way you made over 700 each working at the red garter!!!!!! theres no money even in town right now because of the holidays and you know a local did nt spend that kind of money in there. so your either full of shit or your private dances are one step away from prostitution which means you probably wont be working in keywest much longer. also at bare assets a new girl goes on stage every 4-5 minutes. nothing wrong with that. besides if you know what your doing and know what customers like you will (should)know we like a little conversation instead of being dragged in and out of the private danceroom.so get over yourselves and maybe you should stay where you are!!!

2 traveling dancers  on Bare Assets

posted on December 3, 2004
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My friend and I worked there for one night. The club's ok - impossible to make any $$ they put you on stage twice an hour practically!! Every time we tried to do private dances we had to go right back up on stage and make a couple of dollars. We were so mad we left!! then we went to The Red Garter and made over 700 each. So we will only work there when we visit. Don't waste your time at this place, we went onstage non stop and had no time for any dances. That sucked! Forget that! I dance to make money not waste time on stage for no reason.

Judge  on Bare Assets

posted on December 3, 2004
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Just went in Bare Assets last Tuesday, and I haven't been in there for a year. Wow! what a difference a year makes! That place has changed and I will only go there when I visit Key West. The club is twice the size, lots of glass, mirrors, large stages, nice atmosphere and is so much nicer than I anticipated. I am from NY and friends had told me of how nice it is and they weren't kidding. Beautiful girls and the nicest dancers I had met all week. I will be back everytime. Only wish they accepted American Express!!

bachelor party  on Bare Assets

posted on November 30, 2004
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my friends said " if there is one place we are going tonight , it's Bare Assets". well .. they were exactly right! they had a big night planned all over the island .we arrived at Bare Assests and we could not believe how well the place was renovated. it was huge ! they added another stage and that spinning pole was awesome. they had many hot girls and we used the v.i.p section which came in very handy. the staff treated us very well and assisted us with anything we needed. we had so much fun we never left and stayed there the whole night. the next day at lunch we all laughed and shared stories from last night and realized that we needed to pay the check and head back toBareAssests for more.

every year  on Bare Assets

posted on November 29, 2004
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My friends and i come to K.W every year to fish. When we're not fshing , we're in the stripclub.The Upstairs Lounge used to be the best place to go.Great staff and the girls we unbelievable.When we came back last yr we found out our favorite place was taken over by Teasers, a local competitor.Well after immediately noticing the staff change(for the worse) and low quality of girls we we're i search of another club real fast.I mean, i dont even think these girls spoke english except "private dance dollars". It was pretty obvious this place just when to shit !!! We started asking the locals where to go and everyone kept saying the same thing..BARE ASSETS. The place was fantastic.c'ya nxt year girls

THE MAN  on Bare Assets

posted on November 28, 2004
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Bare Assets is by far the best club on the island. If you don't like the owners then you must be a friend of SI's. And if you are, then that doesn't say much about you. Go to BA's and have fun or go to Teasers and not.

KeyWest-Night Person  on Bare Assets

posted on November 18, 2004
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Just had a another great w/e with Sam, Gen., and Sunshine. What a trifecta. Girls are not only beautiful but fun to be with. This is definitely the place to be in KW.

frank  on Bare Assets

posted on November 16, 2004
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Well Sam u know how u can get another trouser ride :))) I'd still like to have ur email address if u want me to. so tell me about the expansion. say hi to genieve kisses

Hey Frankie baby!  on Bare Assets

posted on November 15, 2004
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Come on back Frank! please wear those expensive pants for me again! Fahgettaboutit!

frank  on Bare Assets

posted on November 14, 2004
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WOW maybe couches:)-) I'll be back for sure SAMantha hold on i am cuming!! U also Genieve. sam the email address was ng. miss u guys

Bare Assets  on Bare Assets

posted on November 14, 2004
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This week we are expanding to 4000 square feet! The only club in town with 2 stages, 3 lovely ladies on stage and champagne rooms! We also have added an exclusive executive lounge area. Come party with us in Key West!

TJ  on Bare Assets

posted on November 9, 2004
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Where is Brandy? Did she leave already? She was hotttt!

frank  on Bare Assets

posted on October 29, 2004
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More - I was there 3 more times some commennts 1 - Samantha thanks for justifing my $$ pants purchase. they're yours whenever you want to take them off me. U R so HOT and sweet. 2 - this place is so gr8 the bartenders - waitresses are hot sexy and so so nice - they made me feel like home. 3- dancers - CJ - Melody mmmmm mmmmmm goood. and my two visiting sweeties Tiara and Brandy u are both treasures gr8 bodies and hot dancers. But tiara won my hot a natural red haired vixen. if I had a million dollars i get 50, 00 lap dances with you. This is the BEST small club i've experienced. and i have 38 years on the job. kisses to all my ladies there and Genieve is a sweetie a true nice lady muah

frank  on Bare Assets

posted on October 25, 2004
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so real hotties. i spent hours with Samantha and Genieve they are HOT give great lap dances and most of all great to talk to. Both are bright and have gr8 senses of humor. Sam is certainly a maych for most men she is funny and fast. Ill B BACK.

Northerner  on Bare Assets

posted on October 19, 2004
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I have been visiting the stripclubs in Key West for years, and now I enjoy BA more than the other two clubs. BA is a fun and energetic stripclub. All of the staff is just great! My opinion - Teasers is boring there is no energy in that place, it's always dull and a huge waste of time. There's too many restrictions and the girls are just pissy. The Red Garter is annoying, it's too small, uncomfortable and I have never liked that place. Every time I go to BA I have a super time! Whatever people are saying about the owners is stupid, sounds like some people need to get a life. They are just repeating heresay and gossip that they have no business in anyway.

Huh?  on Bare Assets

posted on October 11, 2004
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Somebody help me out here. Why all the negative comments about the owners? How much interaction do you actually have with them? And why? The girls are hot and the atmosphere is great! I don't get it...I have been to tons of strip clubs and don't care who owns the place..I am there for the girls and a good time.

lovely  on Bare Assets

posted on October 10, 2004
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Where do the road girls stay when they work? Is Key west still nude and full contact. NO extras in the lap dance room ? Want a clean money making club. Most of Florida is worthless when it comes to making money.

BOB FROM MIAMI  on Bare Assets

posted on October 9, 2004
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Went to the club last night. it was like a party atmosphere. there were some girls from out of town they are coming here on a regular basic. about 6 of them. i danced with zoey and kimberely wow. havent been to the other clubs are they better?

visiting from north  on Bare Assets

posted on October 2, 2004
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i was hoping it got better when i heard teasers moved downtown....same owners, scumbags, and still the worst club on the island...go to teasers or the red garter, and have fun

KW-NP  on Bare Assets

posted on October 1, 2004
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Another great night at B.A. The woman are great to be with and fun to play with.Whats even better is the parking spaces that are always open in front of the place, couldn't find that before.

G&C  on Bare Assets

posted on September 30, 2004
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Stopped in last Saturday night. Couldn't get a seat at the stage for the 2 of us. They need to expand so more people can sit and tip the girls. The girls did put on a good show, though. Next time we might go their earlier in the night. Oh, no cover for my lady. Thanks BA! $3 for me.

dancer patron  on Bare Assets

posted on September 20, 2004
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New management and carpeting in Bare Assets, great girls, too - but the owners are STILL scumbags.

KW-Night Person  on Bare Assets

posted on September 2, 2004
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Surprise, Surprise. I went here to check things out and they have cleaned up their act. The place seems cleaner, not musty smelling, and the woman are a lot of the old teasers group from next door. I also noticed more of the old locals here than the teasers downtown. Its starting to remind me of how T was years ago. I am difinitely coming back here because the girls are way better than before(3 months), and I actually had a good time with some of the Hot Women their.

lynn  on Bare Assets

posted on August 17, 2004
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How can they compete when mg is bad here at bare? Maybe they should open a club somewhere else and get new mg.

to lynn  on Bare Assets

posted on August 11, 2004
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to compete against each other

lynn  on Bare Assets

posted on August 9, 2004
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Why is this club so bad? Why would anyone put 2 clubs side by side?

PrivateDancer  on Bare Assets

posted on July 30, 2004
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Well... I take back what I said earlier about this club. The management is horrible and so is the money - and the place is really dirty in more ways than one. (I was new to all of this so I was pretty naive.) I haven't been in since I quit, but I hear from the guys it's getting really bad. I wish I'd listened to other people sooner - I'd have been better off. After working at the best club on the island (Teasers Downtown), I finally realized that. I was told I'd make in one night at Teasers what I could make in a week at Bare Assets. And I was told the truth!

PrivateDancer  on Bare Assets

posted on May 13, 2004
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Hi Guys! I see alot of negative comments about Bare Assets. I think the girls come and go in all of these places in Key West. I must say that it has gotten better - there are a lot of hotties there now, especially on weekends. I should know - I work there!

lovely  on Bare Assets

posted on April 28, 2004
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I heard this club is on it's way out, legal problems, few dancers, no money.

Dan the Man  on Bare Assets

posted on April 21, 2004
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Hey Tampa Resident - if you want good contact in Pasco try Whispers. I have found it to be the best north of Tampa. Somebody please comment on mileage at Bare Assets in KW - I will be there 4/30-5/3. I always hit Teasers but I need to know if I should try BA as well.

Tampa resident  on Bare Assets

posted on April 10, 2004
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Is this BA different than the one in Holiday? There are several bad comments about that club. I am going to Key West in three weeks for just the weekend with a few friends. If this is the same as the Holiday club we'll pass. Can the girls touch you? There is no personal contact in your club in Holiday, but there is at the other clubs. What's the deal here? How far do the girls go? Are you allowed to touch them or are your hands "tied"? At you other club the girls won't even kiss you if you tip big, the girls at the other clubs kiss you very intensely if you tip $20.00, at BA you get a thank you!

local  on Bare Assets

posted on March 6, 2004
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probably the friendliest club on island, girls are much nicer than teasers.....less girls here, and not as many hotties, but there are a few really smokin girls here....carissa, siren, and sativa are in my opinion the hottest, and all the bartenders are smokin also.....waitresses look damn good too, and are friendly..(and will flash you if you ask)....

T HINGS CHANGED.....  on Bare Assets

posted on February 12, 2004
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I was at this club 6 months ago, and i won't lie, it was pretty bad......i went back last week, and i gotta admit, the girls have improved, (i think a few are from next door at teasers)...and the d.j. is also from teasers......big improvemant, and i hope it gets even better!!!....i was ther for 3 hours, had a blast, never went into teasers....i'm gonna revisit bare assetts as soon as i can...