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1029 Truman Ave

Key West, Florida 33040

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Joe  on Bare Assets

posted on March 11, 2012
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Is this club still open?

Ernest  on Bare Assets

posted on January 21, 2011
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Vanessa is my choice. Unbelievable private dances. Not to leave out her large chocolate breast. Go see for yourself what I mean. But U better hurry cause she leaves Sunday 23rd. See U Saturday nite @ Teasers.

ALEXANDRA!!!!  on Bare Assets

posted on August 25, 2008
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Well baby i dont know about returning emails or phone calls but i only have to talk about me, cant say anything about no one, for me they are really nice, , , and good people, , , i dont know about you, they treat people good that is why everyone come back there, , , , god bless you, , , , , , kisses

haha  on Bare Assets

posted on August 7, 2008
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if the management is the best, why can't they return emails or phone calls?... thanx Dave.

ALEXANDRA.......  on Bare Assets

posted on August 7, 2008
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Well like always i had say, this club is the best, the owners, manager, boucers, girls thay all good person, i dance there and i think is the best one in florida...key west teases have good workers, they are the best, , , love you guys, , , coming back sometimes this year, , , , , god bless you all, , , , please people stop talking bad about his club if you dont know this is the best club here, i never saw drugs, or solicitation or nothing and i worked there for a long time...this is the best club ever, i recomended 900%...god bless you all.

lisa  on Bare Assets

posted on February 23, 2008
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I danced in the late 80's and 90's when money was good.I worked in the northern farm areas of the country.Small towns that only hired 2-3 dancers a week and they paid us $400-$500 for 6 nights of dancing.Plus tips, that we made on stage.The business has turned sour.Most clubs charge dancers a fee for the privelege of dancing in their clubs.In the old days dancers dated after work and kept all the money.Now many clubs have turned into brothels.Private lap dance rooms with locking doors, where more than dancing goes on and the club owner gets a cut.Dancers get busted, but club owners rarely do.It is a hard world to survive in, so anything above min wage is a plus.I perfer canada or Europe where sex and nudity are legal.

AA  on Bare Assets

posted on July 13, 2006
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This place was great. Lanna, from the Ukraine, was the best dancer and really made me/us feel grreat. The "Japanese" girl, I think she is korean, was great, but tried to charge too much for the dance(s).

me  on Bare Assets

posted on June 24, 2006
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can you get a happy ending during a private lapdance here?

DAKOTA-RUMRUNNERS  on Bare Assets

posted on May 23, 2006
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I used to work at The Upstarez Rumrunners and all I have to say is that was the best club that Key West EVER had... Yeah Teasers is prettier (dancers and all) But the Upstarez had personality and anyone who has been there would agree

NJ  on Bare Assets

posted on May 12, 2006
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Does Isabella or Jordan still work here?

Chicago men  on Bare Assets

posted on February 4, 2006
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If you guys really are into making money. Make the most of your assets. Realize that first and foremost that we are there because we want a fantasy. If hte one thing that you can remember is that it is not about you it is about the guest then all the money it will be yours. Make the guy be happy. You can do absolutely nothing for this. Try it. Laugh all the way to the bank.

Baffled  on Bare Assets

posted on August 11, 2005
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I am just baffled by the angry, petty comments people make about each other posting in Key West SCL. Other cities and states- the comments are upbeat and positive. It doesn't look good for the club itself to have ridiculous comments about mindless issues that are just nonsense. Word to the wise, make your club sound worthwhile and others will be interested. Nobody knows the people you are gossiping about and nobody cares! It just proves that you have nothing better to do with your time than say horrible things about people you probably don't even know. It's tragic, but if that is how you represent yourself on this site and life...good luck!! You'll need it with all that resentment and hate for no reason.

So Sorry  on Bare Assets

posted on May 15, 2005
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This was my favorite club to work at. Not only is Key West a great place, but everyone was great to work with. It is so sad that this club is not here anymore.

TO GOT LAID:  on Bare Assets

posted on May 4, 2005
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Maybe you got lucky catching one hooker as you said but the rest are not. i wish you provide her name so the others who want the same as you can refer to her. p.s. watch for undercover cops ....solicitation is ilegal.

got laid  on Bare Assets

posted on April 30, 2005
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When I was at this Teaser's I got laid everytime I asked. Trust that all these hookers will go back to your room with you/ just tell them what you will paydoesn't have to be that much. We have all done it. They all do it. Just ask. They will. They only make nothin dancing in these bars, advice to those who want it get it!

modest?  on Bare Assets

posted on March 19, 2005
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I was here last year on vacation around this time of year. That place was so funny. Small, crowded, (spring break) and dumpy lookin. There was one DECENT grl in the bar and she was even kinda thick. I got a dance from her and left right after. I never had a dancer flat out grab my hand and put it on here goodies. Not in a lap dance anyway..i look at it this way, and think about it guys, if she doin it to you, you can BET shes doin it to everyone else!

Ha Ha  on Bare Assets

posted on February 18, 2005
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The girls weren't hot, the lighting was great!

to no lie  on Bare Assets

posted on January 14, 2005
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Teasers on Truman was great because the girls were hot, the lap dances were great, and again, the lap dances were great .... with good contact; it was probably one of the best in the entire country ! despite its small size now it looks like since it's closed, Bare Assets has reaped the benefits; sounds like the other Teasers with all the different rules there and too many girls is not that good

NO LIE !  on Bare Assets

posted on December 19, 2004
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the only reason teasers on truman was any good is cause it was small and if they only had a handfull of girls and a few customers it looked busy. im sure the place made good money considering the rent was cheap, the girls paid to work there and the owners(D.J) girlfriend(MARIE)was ripping people off by watering down drinks or overcharging tourists.believe me its true. its kind of a running joke at the new teasers downtown. now that they are on duval st. its a different ballgame. i hear they are turning the downstairs into a t-shirt shop. yeah keywest needs another t-shirt store. i bet the downstairs employees dont know there about to loose their jobs. well out-of-your-league and over-your-head boyz!

lovely  on Bare Assets

posted on September 17, 2004
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I have heard , some of the teaser girls are dancing at bare assetts. Is this because there isn't enough room for all the girls at teasers?In Tampa dancing is a joke.If you aren't doing extras in the clubs, you don't make money.I danced for 20 years in the northern states and in the 80's it was a good business. Pay was $500 a week, plus $100-$150 a night in tips.No tipout to clubs.Now with to many dancers out there, we pay the bars to work for them.It will get to the point that there won't be enough money to go around.Would any girl be stupid enough to dance if all she took home after tipout was $20 a night ? Yes, some dancers are doing that now.Get smart! Book into clubs in North and South Dakota that still pay their dancers.

Teaserfan  on Bare Assets

posted on August 24, 2004
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Yeah..it's too bad that the other one closed, but as long as Cameron keeps coming down, I'll keep going to whatever club she's at! She's the hottest dancer I've ever seen..and the most fun!

to out of town  on Bare Assets

posted on August 17, 2004
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difference is this Teasers is closed and the other Teasers is pretty good but not as good as this one was when it was open and Bare Assets sucks! and Red Garter is pretty good

lovely  on Bare Assets

posted on August 17, 2004
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I talked to someone from the bar. I guess they wanted to keep the closing secret at the time.The club business has gone sour everywhere.It is time to get a real job and leave the crap behind.Good luck to those that stick with it.

Traveler  on Bare Assets

posted on August 16, 2004
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I come down to Key West a couple times a yr., and Teasers is by far the best place on the island to go and have a good time.

Out of Town  on Bare Assets

posted on August 15, 2004
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I've read the posts for Teaser's and Bare Assets. What's the difference between the two? I plan to be in KW in the fall.

wow  on Bare Assets

posted on August 14, 2004
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Man ! a little hard on the poor girl ??

Hello Lovely  on Bare Assets

posted on August 13, 2004
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Perhaps you should read the threads for both Teaser's and Teaser's DT. Teaser's lost it's appeal for a legal battle with BA next door that they had lost. This has been ongoing for YEARS. I went back and read your posts, you seem to be a wealth of mis-information. on 6/27 you said Teaser's wasn't for sale, when in fact it is. You said Teaser's wasn't closing, and it did. You said KW was the only place you could make money in FL on 5/3 THEN you asked how to get a job there. Do you repeat and forward statements as fact before checking them out or what? And just for funs sake, were you dancing 20 years ago and that's why you know so much about shift pay back in the day?

lovely  on Bare Assets

posted on August 13, 2004
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Why did they close the bar?

see you on Duval  on Bare Assets

posted on August 12, 2004
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Hope to see everyone at the Duval Street location of Teaser's now that the Truman Teaser's is closed.

Masked Marvel  on Bare Assets

posted on August 11, 2004
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this marks the end of an era; it's a shame

Willy Nelson  on Bare Assets

posted on August 10, 2004
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Turn out the lights...the party's over:( Off to Duval Street we go....

just a guy  on Bare Assets

posted on August 8, 2004
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my wife and i plan on visiting teasers on truman when we vacation in key west and i was wondering if they charge double if i get a lap dance for my wife and watch. also, do the girls here mind dancing for women? any help is appreciated.

babyrae  on Bare Assets

posted on July 29, 2004
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Yes, The building and property at 1029 Truman Ave are for sale..but not the business. The owners have decided instead of having two good clubs, they will combine the friendly staff, hot women, and party environment of both Teasers to create one really Great club...visit, see for yourself, and party hard.....

KW Local  on Bare Assets

posted on May 26, 2004
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This club is a good one...Pretty, friendly girls. The more they know you, the better it gets. The staff is terrific and always pleasant. The bartender, Jill is reason enough to frequent this club. What a babe...too bad she doesn't dance...Lot's of girls come down from Miami and Tampa(especially in the winter, early spring and during special events) to dance here and at the Teasers on Duval(also a good spot). The only drawback is that sometimes, particularly on weeknights, there are too few girls. But for the most part, a good time will be had by all....If you like the "asian look, " then check out Camille-- she is VERY distracting-lol....doesn't get much better than her.

Masked Marvel  on Bare Assets

posted on May 11, 2004
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pretty funny, Md person ... pretty funny oh, Teasers' fans ... found out it's not closing... even if they sell the building, they'll just all switch to the Teasers downtown section

Vivian  on Bare Assets

posted on May 11, 2004
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Masked marvel, I'll be moving back to Fla. at the end of May. I can't wait to see you here.

Masked Marvel  on Bare Assets

posted on May 11, 2004
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Whuuuuuuuuuuuut ????? Teaser's is gonna close !!!!! ????

key wester  on Bare Assets

posted on May 10, 2004
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Hey Lovely, did masked marvel mention the building is for sale on Truman? Do your homework before you re-locate.

Masked Marvel  on Bare Assets

posted on May 9, 2004
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Lovely, you should at least try it out :)

key wester  on Bare Assets

posted on May 7, 2004
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Lovely, read my post under Teaser's Downtown.

lovely  on Bare Assets

posted on April 28, 2004
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I checked it out, great club. I heard the dancers make $500 a night, is this true? I want to work 1 week a month, dayshift.How do I get hired there?

Ron from NH  on Bare Assets

posted on March 9, 2004
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Just left ket west on sat am and i was really impressed with this establishment! first went to the duval st location and was wowed by the girls there! jessica...the most beautiful stripper i have ever laid my hands on...woo hoo!!!! had a great time there and my only regret is not being able to return on friday night. both the duval st and thr truman st clubs were superb and the quality of the night shift girls was awesome at truman! i was at the duval locale during the day and it was also superb! i'll be back as soon as i can! (which probably won;t be too soon! thank you teasers!!!

visitor form n.y.  on Bare Assets

posted on March 6, 2004
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not the same as it was, unfortunatly....some of their better girls now work next door at bare assetts...so does one of their d.j.'s...actually had more fun at b.a., even though they had less girls.......teasers better step it up some, cause it aint what it used to be!!!

masked marvel  on Bare Assets

posted on February 13, 2004
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I remember the dancers during the dayshift on Thursdays/Fridays being almost as hot as the nightshift girls, and you got to talk more perhaps to the dayshift girls ... if Ariana from a year ago is still there (day or night shift), (she's Polynesian), I highly recommend her, as well as a quite healthy (but not over-healthy) white girl with very big, natural breasts (dayshift) from a year ago (can't remember name)

Masked Marvel  on Bare Assets

posted on February 13, 2004
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was here about a year ago ... this club very well might be thee best ever !!! or in my top 2 or 3 of any in the country I've been too including this town, Miami, Vegas, New Orleans, Philly, and Charlotte

Scott  on Bare Assets

posted on January 22, 2004
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I was at Treasers early Jan 04 and it was great. No cover, drinks weren't to bad, music wasn't too loud and a good crowd. The 10 dancers were were great and not affaid to show everything. The dancer Nikita was super fine and had 5 lap dances with her. She know how to satisfy. I'll be back!!!!!