This can be great, depending on what you're looking for. We played pool in the back and had a great time. It was quiet (we were there early, 8:30pm). Four pool tables in the back, and we haven't found that many pool tables anywhere else. Games were $1.50, and they have a change machine. Their cues could use new tips, but they functioned okay. We got our drinks quickly as well, and the bar seemed pretty standard. Perfect for pool before things get busy and crazy on Duval.
This a corporate back location with the following problems:1. The touch tunes juke box is filtered..( only certain types of music can be played) we'' know by doing this obviously your crowd is going to be (staying politically correct here, not very mixed)2. Place need to cleaned up considerable, restrooms are dirty.3. Drinks are priced higher than lots of the locations in the immediate vicinity.4. Staff are sometimes attractive (no matter how pretty attitude goes a long way).5. Last but not least .... I know comparing the Key West location to the one in Vegas isn't fair but to put that Coyote name on a business you have a reputation to uphold and their definitely not doing it.
Grim place; very poor. Bad attitude bar maid tried to rip us off and was really bullying one of the new girls
The managers are very disrespectful and need attitude adjustment twds her employees aka gingerShe should not even be allowed to manage a bar and they wonder why they get know business between 1am & 4 am
Nope, never getting sucked into this place again stone cold sober. Got 2 vodka soda doubles and paid $32. If the price wasn't bad, it was the drink that tasted like all soda. We walked across the street to Irish Kevins and paid $20 for 2 long islands. I guess I should have paid attention to the fact that one bar was slammed and the high priced one was completely empty.
Fun place, not many people participating, took a long time to get drinks, and a ton of smokers, I left feeling like an ash tray, but it was fun, we would return
Yuck.There are WAY cooler bars in Key West than this dump with the dumpy dump dump dancers. Do yourself a favor, if you're looking for a cheap beer, get one at the door TOGO (they were $2), or heck, bring a road sody from home. There are a million and one places to get a coozie, so pack one in a coozie, and enjoy that. Don't waste your time here. bad music.
The bathrooms are disgusting in the middle of the day. You expect more out of Duval St places
This place has gone down hill in the past year. It is filthy, the bathrooms are beyond disgusting, I told them two days ago and they made no changes... Will not be going back,
The owner needs to do something about the bouncers they sit on their phone all night or hire more guys, and do something about the 2 girls that has staff infection how gross is that. Your business is slowly going down the drain, the other 2 clubs are doing better than yours get off your fat ass Dave Johnson and get it together do something, ......
Yes I still work there!!
does Ronda still work days there? Tall blonde florida chick?
I stopped at the Key West bar last month (early Oct. right before Fantasy Fest) and it was just plain boring, 1 girl behind the bar serving drinks and 1 girl on top the bar attempting to dance (she really couldn't dance) and trying to get people to do body shots. I didn't bother ordering a drink, got bored to quick and had to move on.I'm happy to go into a bar and drop some cash for a good time, but these bars (CU across the country) seem to be losing energy, no wow to get people excited!
Went during Fantasy fest, wife loved the dancing on the bar.. Great place lots of fun, well run my a manger from Wisc. this week.. I'm sure it's just as good during the non fest times.. Drinks are average price, they will let you walk in with food from outside.. Lot's of room to walk around... Not for families... Stay for the water show it's pretty cool.. Girls a friendly and it's just a fun place to drink and check out the hot chicks, on and off the bar..
Ok so there we were on a Friday night. Just off the plane and checked into a hotel. My boys and I hit Duval Street for the first time to see what was up. It was after 1 AM and there didn't seem to be a lot happening on the street. So we started a slow bar crawl and ended up here. It's one of those places that looks small from the outside, but it's bigger inside. The music is cranked up LOUD and they only seem to play Rock n Roll and Country. Coyote Ugly is known for girls dancing on the bar, so yeah that's what we got. The bartenders are of course all female. They take shifts dancing on the bar and tending the bar. There might be one that is the master of ceremonies and carries a microphone singing with the music, narrating, and calling you out to come up and take a body shot. I had fun watching them. It's a good concept. Rather than just hanging out at a bar and trying to talk to your friends over the loud music, you can just sit back and let the girls entertain you.Every now and then they'd call one of us out by beckoning with a finger and saying "C'MON, BODY SHOT TIME!" I fell for it. I went up and paid $30 for a Patron body shot, where they get all provocative over each, lean my head back onto the bar, and they sensually gave me my shot with a lime chaser. Was it anything compared to a lap dance in the back room? Hmm, let me think...no. But it was fun because it was interactive. And I was already buzzing. And I was there with a bunch of dudes that were also buzzed and testosterone levels were high. Coyote ugly is one of the only bars that stays open until 4 in the morning. And you'll hear the MC yell "DRINK UP!! WE'RE PARTYING TIL 4 IN THE MORNING!!!!!"Any girl patron is welcome to get on the bar and dance. That's always fun to watch. Sometimes they KNOW what they're doing, sometimes they look awkward, and sometimes they are in an inebriated state and all modesty has flown out the window.One night a girl got up there and did the Gangnam style dance, and did it well. Just from that statement you can tell that I visited on more than one occasion. Here's another tidbit. One night we were watching this one girl dancing on the bar dressed in the daisy dukes tight t-shirt, and cowboy boots (ok, they all just about dress that way). She was a GOOD dancer. She points to me, calls me over and says "You don't remember me do you?" My mind quickly fumbled through its database trying to sift through the drunken episodes on how the hell I would know her. Then she said "I was the bartender at Bare Assets last night!" At that moment I had an epiphany and was like "DAAAAAYAAAAAAM". The previous night she was covered in black , was not dancing and showed no indication of what I was seeing at Coyote Ugly. Women sure are a mystery!Anyway, when in Key West and hanging out after hours, this is a really great place to party if your a man or woman. Make sure you're rested up and your alcohol tolerance is high.
Hi, can anyone tell me if Heather is still there this days ???
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yes ashley is still there,
Does little Ashley still work here? She was blonde curly hair, fake boobs, hard body from Ga, ? coming down soon
Does anyone know if ALyssa still works here. I spent my birthday with her last year and I'd like to do it again. She was so hot and so sweet. I would do or pay anything to be with her.
How is money in the club for dancers ? Do they hire American women ? How much is tipout.Do Si and Dave still own the club ?
I had such a great time at this club. I spent a fair amount of time with a beautiful woman from Argentina. Her stage name is Sybil (spelling?). I highly recommend spending your money on her, her company is worth every penny! If only I had a picture of her, I want to see her beautiful smile again.
does anyone know if Marilyn (Dess) is still working here?
I had such a good time Monday talking to Alisa. I did not want the night to end. She was bewitching. If she reads this please remember me because I will be back. What a birthday! If some one else would tell her about this message I would appreciate it. She is so beautiful and so authentic. Can't think of anything but her. She is a dream that I want to have again. I hope someday I will.
Any slender, petite argentinians or czecks at this club or is it all oversized women?
Helenka is awesome. Spent 2 1/2 hours with her in the champagne room. So fiesty... mmm.
I left home with Samantha (czech)the other night, She gave me the best BJ ever.Thanks girl.She looks innocent but She is definately not ppl.
Can anyone tell me if the ladies from Czech Rep., Petra the bartender, or Kathy the dancer, are still working at the club. Let me know, and I'll come down to KW and have a little Grey Goose.
Does the dancers read this. If so, Taylor thank you for the Sunday evening dance and show.
Yes, Barbara is there.
Is thier another argintina girl at teaser? Name Barbara? short long hair.
Yes they were all such a close tight knit family. And they were all so giving with each other and with all their wonderful and loving freinds everywhere on that island!
Nikita is at the Red Garter in key west. I think she wks the week nights from 9pm till close. Every now and then she wks fri.
Isabella from Argentina is amazing. Both as a dancer & as a person. I'd marry her for citizenship in a heartbeat. ~ Treat her well
Ronda was a bitch! after giving me a hard on from hell she got all pissy when I tried to suck her tits. I gotta admit though... what a ride!!
I met R!! Made in the good ol' U.S.A. Prime stuff!! tall blonde... what an a..!!
Ilived in kw for a number of years and made it into teasers truman more than a few times. The girls are the best on the island, no wait, in florida!! I was sad to see teasers truman close; bare assets is a very poor imitation! A lady named Ronda gave me the time of my life! Hi Babe!!
Hollywood is pregnant.
Does anyone know where Hollywood went....for my money she was the hottest thing at Teasers....but she hasn't been there my last two visits. She gave a great lap dance...and talked to me and my friend like real people...not "overdone" so to speak!
Downtown is OK. Not the same as it used to be on Truman. Too many Czech and Ukraine girls. Dirty Dave....I guess you can't read the rules below about criticism and using a specific name. I would wash that leg and finger. If you want to ram your fingers up a girls poody then find one that specializes in that and it will be better for everyone. It is hilarious to see these guys with no life go into a strip club (if their wives knew they would be divorced) and struggle to pull 5 or 6 $1's from the pocket for the girl entertaining them on stage but they assume they will get blown for $20 in the back room full of other people.
is she a tall white girl? thx
I spent the better part of a afternoon in teasers yesterday & found that if you pay the right girl the right money, the rule are out the window. I got yanna pussy juice all over my leg ( I can still smell it yum!) and coco let me get my fingers wet more than once. but, be watchful for the bartender Nancy. She can be a bitch. But, some of the girls know how to get around all the hurddles and are happy to "help" you for the right price. one girl (dont remember her name, but does pole & floor work) gave me the nastiest dance of them all befor the bitch nancy sat in the room & stopped me from cumming. best little ho house.....
i missed saying goodbye to heather. any idea when she'll be back at teasers?
Kitten you were the sweetest thing I think I've ever held. I would still like to "fix" what needs fixing. You damn neared came home with me but told me late that you couldn't make an excuse to the boss' wife. I didn't want what you might have thought, could have held ya forever. The kiss I gave you on your forehead was the best of them all. You made my heart melt. Would love to hear from you.
i am wondering Sasha still works there?
Gay male owners, horrible service(bartenders), and the dancers are very greedy !!!!!!!!! private dances last 2 minutes. it, s supose to last 5 minutes. (so they say) .. i timed some dances the other night and one was 2 minutes the other was 2.5 minutes. i asked the dancer whats up with the 2 minute song/dance. she told me " if i dont like go some where else". well ...i did . and i wont be going back to teasers. not to mention the bartender marie is a real bitch. would it really hurt that bad to smile or be friendly? yes
dose anyone now were holly is
Well, in my opinion this club is the best in town, i love the manager, owner, bartenders, girls, everybody there , they are the best in the world. i love you friends
Yes, Ashley had a good heart. We tend to forget that certain aspects of this life we work (and sometimes live) in are so very dangerous. One wrong place/wrong time and it's all over...and hearing about a tragic death like hers brings it all home. Be careful sisters...watch your back at all times.
Just heard about AT (Ashley).. too sad.. she will be missed.
R.I.P. Ashley(AT)...you will be missed girl
to Dave: Return a phone call every once in a while.
Does anyone know if the south american girl going by the name of valentine still working here?
Lanna From the Ukraine, I can't get you out of my head and its driving me crazy (pretty short trip). I didn't have any money, but I came back! Remember? I thought I was safely on that proverbial high road, but this club made me do a U-turn. A little teasing at Teasers and the next thing you know I want to throw it all away. Hopefully, the next club I visit will be full of fat ugly chics.
Anybody know if Nikita is anywhere in KW?
Just wanted to say thanks again to Dave and Si! I had such a blast while in Key West! The girls there were beautiful and treated me so well (Danielle!)! I hope I can come back and visit again soon! Best party club I have seen in a long time!
They used to treat girls well...then started telling everyone how ugly, fat, etc...they were... The night I quit... a guy walked out of the champagne room after 5 minutes after finding out that I wasnt a hooker( this was never discussed before we went up BTW..so he had no reason to assume)...and the club (dave in particular)kept the money for himself. Promising that if the guy didnt come back for it in 24 hrs, he'd give it to me(they were going to REFUND HIM??????) Well, the guy didnt come back for his cash, and dave decided that he deserved it more than me so he kept my money.Asshole. Bare Assets treats their girls like gold and I make 3x as much there.
What happened at the club to upset you ? Last time I dropped by, the girls were making money.I know it it hard in the dancer biz these days.In the 80's it was easy money.What changes would make it better?
Dave is an ass and Si USED to be cool until he got greedy. Too bad...I used to love this club.
dave and Si are great guys, The dancers like them.So give the club a try.
are you going to post this in EVERY club???? Just hire a damn hooker already if you are so desperate
can you get a happy ending during a private lapdance here?
Michaela left home with me.....I got herpes!Aware!!!!!!!!!!
Another good club, but very crowded when I was there on a Sat. night...
Kayla is at Bare Assets now
Does Kayla still work at this club?
Hey, does Sasha still work here?
I just want to thank Sophia...smart, beautiful girl, you made my night.Stay sweet.
Regarding watered down drinks. It doesn't just happen in this bar. What we do is for exaple order a coke and then get a shot of Captain Morgan on the side. Sip some of the coke then pour in your shot. At least you can see how much alcohol you paid for.
argentinian girls are the best ever. beautifull girls , see ya soon
I just wanted to say thanks to Kitten. My Bro and I were just walking by and deceide to stop in for a drink. Kitten, you made my day with your beautiful smile, silky dark hair and all the right curves in all the right places. Thanks for making me feel special.
Does anyone know Nikka and Sasha?
Kitty and Kitten. Sorry for the confusion. My comments were meant for the gorgeous dark haired lady I spent a lot of time with one afternoon. If you were the tall blonde lady I also met that afternoon, you were quite lovely yourself. All the gals there were very nice to me. And thanks for the comments, Kitten, they brought back fond memories. I hope I can make it back some day. Take care babe, and thanks again.
Im just wondering if this message is for Kitty or Kitten. We are two different people. I'm the tall blonde called Kitty, the brunette is kitten. If not sorry, but if it was meant for me thanks a bunch and you made my day. Kitty
This message is for Maine Man: Thank you for posting such a nice comment. I had a blast too. I hope to see you again cause you were hot and a lot of fun!!! Lots of love babe? -Kitty (a.k.a. Kitten)
Does Narda from the Chec Rep still work here?
maybe some of the girls can help me. i have been trying to get a hold of sara she used to come down from jacksonville to work there. and i have not been able to reach her since the hurricanes of 05. her voice mail is full and so is her e-mail. mellisa knows who i am johnny the ex executive chef at conch republic seafood company. will check back later for info. thanks. btw teasers is an awesome place to go.
I dropped into Teasers last week in the afternoon just after it opened. I was the only one there for a while so I got a lot of attention from the girls. They had four girls dancing at the time.I had dances from three of them. They were very friendly, not pushy at all. Great dances. I had several dances with one of the who called herself Kitty. She had a fantastic body, great smile and really seemed to enjoy the dances as much as I did. She set down and chatted with me for a while between dances. She really made my day. So thanks to all at Teasers, especially Kitty, for a great afternoon before I had to head back to the frozen North.
it really is me, Jada Deville.. i would LOVE to come back to Teasers...ANYTIME... i had such a good time there & really miss Si & Dave and all the girls... I love that club...You might want to put a bug in their ears about bringing me back and thank you for the nice comment!!!... Jada
Is this really Jada Deville who posted a few months ago ? I hope you feature here during Fantasy Fest in October !
Where is the best place to go to get a little gilr on girl action for my wife? She loves it!!! Are any of the girls available for private parties?
I second the motion on the Czech girls. They were definately fun and hot. Bring em back. Argentinian girls are hot too. I don't need the Americans. Bare Assets blows by the way. Some scary women there. Bunch of crackheads as far as I can tell.
It's sad that the dancers are putting things on here about themselves. There is no way anybody would say these things about these people, free advertising for sad broke dancers/whatever works right? funny. As if anybody would come on here and remember any girl's name and compliment them like that?? What? I'm a guy, I don't remember any of your names. Broke ass ho
to lola: You don't have a feature this week, you have a glorified housegirl with no credits & someone in BAD need of a boobjob... Has anyone even heard of Rain?... If this is what you're getting from your new agent, you should fire them and bring in the features that used to come there... Maybe Dave should return a phone call sometime.
To whom it may concern the number for Teasers downtown is 305-292-1795. We also have a feature this weekend on thursday, friday, saturday showtimes are at 10:00 p.m., 12:00a.m., 2:00 a.m.. if you are in town come and check the show out we also have beautiful girls from all over, the hours are from 12:00 p.m. to 4:00 a.m.
Wow, after being away from Key West for a while, I was hoping to see something positive about Teaser's. Too bad it's in the same shape as it started to be a year ago when new management took over. It used to be the bomb. Like it was when I left, no one spoke English and it was so hard to make money when you're competing with a bunch of hookers. Damn, I guess I'll work at the Garter when I come back.
It is not about the girls , it is the management.Before Tedy and Norm were like your friends, right now, nobody cares.No friendly atmosphere like it use to be, that is why.We don't even have a good manager.Rob left and is nobody to talk to.
Yeah this place sucks- Where did all the nice american girls go they got rid of them is what they are doing....they only want the others because there greedy and liars and cheats like them. birds of a feather flock together.
Just to let everyone know that we are open... Everyday at Noon. So come by and see us. I work day shift, its also nice cuz you get alittle more one on one time. Hope to see y'all there.
Sorry Bilge. I think it's all closed up. They don't like having customers. so they must have gone out of business.
Is this club still operating? I get no answer on the phone, and no listing from information. What gives?
just wanted to say that ashley does great pole tricks. i was mesmerized by her acrobatics. i wonder if she ever gets her hair caught while doing the tricks.
To Jeff- What's wrong with Jennifer Blaze? She had a smokin' body.
Hey Jeff, if you know the dancers could you tell me anything on Sasha and Nikka.
Jenifer Blaze-please no!
To dudealiscious-I haven't been to teasers in about a year but last year they had a girl named jennifer that u might like. I think she goes by jennifer blaze.
you'll never get the girl.
So I have a thing for very fit/athletic girls. I would be way more aroused by big abs than big tits. Tall, thin, small tits, ROCK hard body... any dancers there meet these ideals ? How about just rock hard body? I'd be super stoked if there where and what her name is , maybe a little bit about her, maybe what nights she would be there. Hoping to come check out the club in the next week or so.
I just thought I would ask again if anyone could tell me anything about Nikka and Sasha. Thanks
It is fantasy, but I want that fantasy.