I really enjoyed myself tonight.. your staff and entertainers are a class act! Thank you for your warm hospitality!
You sound like my kind of guy, do girls make good $ here?? I'm coming from NY and used to making 5 and up
Great time... Jk this place is terrible. There should be a weight limit. Surprised the platform held up so much ugly girl without collapsing. If you are a dancer and got rejected at every other club you applied to I would stop by here they got you.
Saw Lacey on BP last night. Tall beautiful Blk girl amazing body. Had a great fukking time...
are their tits covered here too?
Whatever LaGrassa. You still riding that Harley bitch?
Girls are decent, service is fine, management is very poor. Miguel or whatever his name is shouldn't be working here, as he doesn't have very good management skills!
India is now dancing at Lido Cabaret under the name Ellie. She works day shift and Lido usually has something to eat by 3 PM too. She looks as good as ever and dances real hot too!
There was a girl who danced here awhile back named india. Is she still there? She was really nice !
Is Ruby still working here? How about Envy?
Dances aren't as cheap as they are at Inner Room. Drink prices vary from waitress to waitress. Solution: get there at 6:45 PM and order 10 drinks at the lower price. You'll save a bundle. People don't know it but the girls can dance for you on the main floor and it costs half.
*yes, only $3 change. I was looking at the video to the right when I wrote this......
Mixed drinks cost $6.75. Give the waitress $10 and she returns $7 change. When she hinted a tip, I told her since she voluntarily kept the $0.25 without giving me the chance then I decided that she could keep that. Guys watch out. Keep track of how much your drinks cost. They charge differently if you go to the bar or have the waitress serve you. At 7 PM, the drinks cost a little more. In the words of this waitress, "If you don't ask for the change I'll keep it." Watch out for this waitress. I usually tip $1 for a beer and $2 for each mixed drink. This waitress could've received more if she'd let me decide how to tip.
My fav was Envy. Where did she go?
I guess David wasn't up to the task.
David are you the little boy Robin kicked to the curb?
Jersey is my favorite. Drinks are on the high side compared to other strip clubs on Cocoa Beach.
Big upgrade from last year. Laura and Danni rocked my world. Always good to see Deanna and Alli. See you all next year.
Didn't you marry her Bob?
David are you talking about Robin from New York? Short blonde Italian way back in the day?
Do you guys remember this girl named Robin at BA?
Big Party on the 28th
The whole Bonnie thing was apparently a joke.
Friday night is the night. Skip the stupid cover and get there before 7 PM. The only downside to the club is the wanna-be-thugs who come in on Sunday evening. Cat, Jersey and Alicia gave good dances.
What do you guys know about the girl Robin that use to work at BA?
The waitresses on Friday night
All the girls are so proud of Bonnie! Everyone thinks she does it all!
Who's got the nicest body with the biggest roundest hooters?
Bonnie works days and if she is busy, try Heather she is real cute and dances real nice.
Jersey cut her hair and is hotter! Cat and Alicia were really nice to me.
No India, no Brooke and I haven't seen Envy in a long time. When does Bonnie work?
Not bad, John. She looks pretty good in that outfit. How is that pussy? Is it reasonably tight?
There is a dancer who goes by Bonnie. She has fake tits and is pretty hot. She well let you touch her pretty much anywhere. She is a slut for sure. Very easy to have sex with. I did her many times over. All you have to do is show a little money. She was definitly a good f*&k. She loves to suck.
Last night one of the waitresses got into a little blue number and danced! Good stuff. I saw Jersey, Jackie and my hotty Brooke. Met a new chick named Myla. What a body!
Raise a glass and drink a toast to Bare Assets! Envy is now a blonde and dances hotter than ever. Jersey dresses the part as a sexy cowgirl who'll ride your pole and tame you. Jackie has a sexy figure and tempting tits. Ruby has the cutest outfits, the most perfectly round boobs, and almost as nice an ass as Envy or Jersey. Heather is very flirty and that sly smile is only a part of the package as she know how to dance! Brooke is my favorite. A very thin figured girl who knows how to make me feel welcome. Christmas raffle on Xmas eve. Each night (after 7 PM) and pay the cover, you can get a raffle ticket for the drawing on the 24th-must be present to win.
Saw a lot of familiar faces at the hoppin' Reunion Party last night. Nice job BA!
BUTT (and not so big in some girls cases..), a lot of girls a fucked up on that shit (choose your poison there..) so drinking might not apply. That said, most are fun, its better than Vivid now, and much closer than Cheaters or Lidos. Im only upset at the "no-love" policy(not by m'nt) that seems to be prevalent. Saw a lot of brothas getting love, but me and my wad of 50's got none? Weird.
Is that hot blonde Skye still working her magic here?
Don't Forget-Customer Appreciation Day is coming August 18th!!! _ Beer, Boobs (another name for guys who neither tip the guy in the washroom nor tip the waitress for each drink), and Bar-B-Que. _ All we're missing is a topless car wash...
Sophie did the most erotic dance for me tonite. What a fine ass!
Yep! All the girls must wear their bottoms but where they wear them is up for interpretation. Imagine going to the beach at Spring Break, and most all girls were hotties with grabbable boobs and lickable asses. Now imagine that those hotties wore their bottoms halfway down. Bare Assets had 22 of these sex kittens last Friday. They could wear their bottoms around their ankles and they'd still be "on". Envy isn't the only one with a perfect ass.
E N V Y has an ass to die for. The way she wears the bikini bottom halfway down and acts so innocent
Bolt ons or not let them get tipsy, get in the mood and start taking their clothes off. What would mgt do...probably cheer her on!
Nice selection of sex chicks. Tits for everyone! The fat ones can move the ass down to Broward or Dade but the thin, fit ones can warm their kitties on my lap all they want! I'm getting tired of the 35+ blonde chicks trying to act the part. They should do like one couple I saw and at least dress up slutty. The blonde 35+ yr olds are up in front grinding against any guy trying to get attention. Now if they came in wearing a sheer top with no bra or a g-string monokini, or even a schoolgirl outfit that hiked up to see their kitty, that wouldn't bother me. It's those jeans and blouse blondes with the bolt-on cans.
Happy Valentine's Day to Amber and Caprice; those girls rocky my world!
Where did Caprice go? I miss her sweet kisses and that hot ass of hers... Anybody?
Have you guys seen the dancer named Robin from Bare Assets?! She is hot!
WHAT! Lauren Longobardi was a stripper at BAs? Does anyone know if this the same Lauren Longobardi from Palm Bay? Wow how did I miss this!! Before or after she got in Circles of Care crazy house? I thought she's working at Matts Cashbah now..
Where did Caprice go to? She had the sweetest smile and ass!
she said she had started working in bare assetes 6 months ago!
i slept with brandi this june!! i need to talk to ur friend, really..if she was brandi!!! i dont have any wart now but it is early to say tht
i didnt have sex with brandi, if you are referring to her. since it seems everyone sleeps with her. my friend did. and if i am right. it was around November 2008... when was your encounter? now im curious.
hey, who are you? is this really true? i need to talk to you man! when he had sex with her?
so i was at bare assets last with a fellow co-worker and had a dancer give me a breakdown of where i worked and where i go to school. i was pretty impressed, not so much by the aesthetic appeal of the club or most of the girls but by the pole acrobat with short dreads and all the tats by the name of serena i think she was awesome, either way cool little place. will most likely do again
STD's? Yikes! Can't I get those from touching doorknobs? Can the moral majority please hold their campouts on some other website? Whores! Dirty home-wreckers (Oops, I think that's a burrito at Moe's)! I love going to this club 'cause the girls make me smile from ear-to-ear. Some are hot, some are classy, some are naughty and some even look a little pregnant, but they all are willing to make it seem like I'm KING of the castle while I'm there. As far as the whole "prostituting" themselves stuff, who on this site cares? Rach, if you are girl, maybe you've never had an orgasm? Try horseback riding or sitting on a washing machine. Danny, you need to find a woman who will take care of your needs-***NEWSFLASH*** Rach isn't the answer.
" the chick with the big nose, " does anyone know her name? I am intrigued to see just how big it is!
Had a great time with Caprice. What an ass! She was wearing that hot little skirt that was open in the back and that's where I caught a glimpse of her tight, smooth, sexy, curvy ass. You want a big ass to munch on? Skip Caprice and leave to me! Easy to talk to too.
Strippers are all whores!! Why are you people surprised by that? Hello... These are pathetic women who have no education/class/talent besides giving BJs.They get wasted off pills/alcohol and then sell their bodies because they have no choice but to prostitute themselves out for a meal ticket. Disgusting. Brandi, Lauren, April, the chick with the big nose and the rest of them... You get what you deserve when you mess around with low life sluts... STDs are part of the package and should be expected!
It never seems to surprise me how people get so upset over speaking the truth.. when you walk into a strip club, in a sense, you are paying for sex, whether you actually "have" sex or not... and as far as STD goes, i would hope the average intelligent individual would know that condoms barely protect against anything and as far as being abstinent, i highly doubt anyone honestly going that rout is going to be at a legal whore house.. plus we are all here on this web page are we not? so whose to say one pervert is less then the next? lets be honest... we are all one in the same.. just like strip clubs are all one in same...
*** WARNING** When a dancer here says you can touch anything during a Private dance, they don't mean "anything" in the normal sense, they mean anything that is not tits, pussy or her ass. If you want to be able to touch anything then you'll have to drive farther South to Palm Beach or Dade counties. The girls here think that you're gonna cum at the sight of her tits?
What's all the fuss about? Did she make fun of your small penis? Go to another club! Give some serious thought to STOP trying to pay for sex. As far as STD's are concerned tell your dumbskull "friend" about abstinence-He should be used to it seeing as how he hasn't been using his brain. He'd get someone pregnant and wonder how it happened. Come to think of it, you don't sound like the brightest bulb in the box either-
Lauren Longobardi... Is that "Serenity"'s real name? The petite brunette with "serenity" tattooed on the back of her neck? I may have to look her up. If my memory serves me correctly, she sure likes pills.
SERENITY = Lauren Laizelia Longobardi
probably brandi.. shes a hoe.. im pretty sure she does crack... also be aware.. im sure she has genital warts... i know this because a friend of mine was some how ( not sure how) convinced to meet her ( ugly ass) in a hotel for a cheap fuck.. few months later he had warts! wonder how? hmm.. this is why u don't sleep with prepaid whores... yuck....
We popped on in for the first time and were surprised to learn that this club doesn't allow the girls to take off their bottoms. They do remove their tops and don't wear pasties. Drinks were reasonably priced at $5.75 for a simple mixed cocktail. At around 11 PM two girls are on stage, one on each side. Met Amber, Caprice and Sable and were impressed by their sensuality. Dianna and Janet the waitresses are hot enough to dance. Each hour they have a feature (2 songs 1 drink=$25). Plenty of talent too.
Great club, hot girls!!!! This big nose chick with a nice booty kept grabbing my hammer telling me she will meet me after for a lil tip
Sorry. I previously posted incorrect info about this club when I meant to post with respect to the Bare Assets club in Holiday, FL. I have no experience with this club whatsoever. My bad.
I visited BA last Friday after a long absence. This Club previously used to have a fair sampling of attractive, young dancers. I was shocked to learn that private dances now are $40 each. No wonder there were so few people getting private dances, even when they announced their 2-4-1 "specials".
Yep, they have bare titties! Some of them are fake, and the girls' faces aren't the hottest, but you can usually find someone cute and enjoy the show. $7 cover after 8 p.m., $15 dances.
u mean ugly hoes like brandi that will go to the hotel afterwards with you??? there all hoes.. there strippers... and no one cares if there good looking.. it dark and everyone is drunk..
I have been going to BAs for years and now It is trash !! Its full of cheap hoes who suck and fuck for drugs and money ....The bartenders look better than the dancers......Anyone of them will go to the hotel after the club...
Hi im a dancer at bare assets . have been foer three years on and off .if you need info just call for basic info .but some good advice ......bare assets is the shit great girls no drama ..lots for regulars ..its like a strip club cheers it just a great time... good mixure of music and discount dances every hour on the hour
Came in last September and had a great time with a dancer named Sarah. About 5'8'', 5'9'', long wavy dark hair. Anybody know if she is still around? May be back in the area later this year. Very sweet girl.
Thanks Jerry! We'll check it out.
This is a nice club to go to alone or with other guys but not with wife or girl friend. I would recommend Lidos Cabaret for that. Which is just north of Cocoa Beach. Port Canaveral I believe.
Just wondering if this is a couples friendly club. I'd like to take my wife. We'll be visiting the area soon and where we come from there's a nice club where it's not uncommon to see a half-dozen couples or more on a Fri. or Sat. night. Looking for somewhere that that there's contact and that the girls are OK with taking good care of another lady.
Hey im in daytona for a couple of days any places that do amatuer contests please let me kno THANKX:]]
I'll be in town in a couple weeks just wondering if this is the place to go or if theres any other local clubs not far away
This club does not do amateur contests. There are several in the area that do. This is primarily a neighborhood club with a lot of regular customers and a few visiting from the nearby golf resort. It is a relaxed, clean, safe, friendly place for customers, and even the girls like it, I understand. It is well managed and the girls are very warm and friendly - low pressure, full liquor, very nice and very attractive dancers who seem to genuinely want to be there and who enjoy visiting with customers. Hello beautiful Maria! Hello India! Hello Chanelle! (and you too, manager Marty). I will come by next week when in Florida.
Just wondering if this club does amateur contests. My friends and I are looking for some fun and thought it'd be neat.
Hey guys, I heard mr Wayne is back to rock the boat. I might come back from Miss to see what is new. Your favorite check chick Angie
I went to this club its was ok. drinks was good.the club was set up nice.i wasn't looking 4 alot but still had fun.THANK YOU PLEASURE.shes a really sweet, sexy young lady.would luv to see more of her. and the way she do her thing.
i bet you are:) but you are also a monster in the face too!! yikes!!
Hi, i'm hoping for a lil info on the club...im in the army now and fresh back from iraq...i danced for 4 years, but not for the last 2...just got new boobs...im now a 36dd with a medium waist and healthy ass 27yrs old n white...i'm a monster on the pole but i refuse to be pushy and dont allow touching...looking for a spot to work for 2 weekends a month...can this place be a nice fit for me? any info would be really appreciated....club mgmt: feel free to list a good contact # if you are interested...thanks to all who offer advice -miss kelly
BA's is a hit and miss place. I've had the rockingest time of my life there and the suckiest time also. I just went to a few clubs in Baltimore and they sucked even more. Nude but apparently no contact. I'll trade topless and contact for no contact and nude any day.
"observer" When it comes to "classing up" a club it usually means you pay to park (even though you did not even park there sometimes), pay through the nose to get in, must buy 2 drinks, etc etc. When that happens it is nothing but a money sponge for the owner(s) and no fun for us. The run down "neighborhood" type club is better. They still make money and we can enjoy the time there.
Anyone going on vacation to the south anytime soon? Check us out if your just visiting or whatever. We have 5 clubs in the Miami area to accomidate you while you visit. Loved your club while I was up there, so let me return the generousity. Booby Trap!! 1-877-424-8727. Tell them JSON sent you!!
pleasure is 1 of the best dancers there she has a nice ass with real nice boobs, she gives a great dance, just enough to make u won't more I know I will diffently be looking 4 her when I go back
I have been going to this club for many years!!! They have made remarkable changes and most of the dancers are worth it. Some are worth even more! The servers are wonderfully a treat! A great place to go, REALLY! Especially if you are looking for free drinks and more than just a "private dance" or "feature"(just look for one chick named "justice"). She always seems to be the girl offering the most and accecpting the least. She's not the best dancer, but for $20.00 bucks, free drinks, a blow job and whatever else you are looking for......IT'S A GOOD DEAL. (just don't look at her with the lights on...!!) over all...great club though
This club rocks!!! The girls here are amazingly hott and nice. On any day shift during the week you can have cheep beer good dances and lots of hott women. One of the best topless clubs around
i'm comming to fla soon and i am shocked to hear topless only! WTF thats weird. whats the cash flow like? Whats the prices of the rooms and whats the cut? Whats the customers like? Do the girls do any shows suck as s&m whip cream wax anything?
Worked there one night in august. It is a nice club. Everyone was friendly. It is a topless club with class. Management seems to be great. No bullshit in the club. They offer this thing called the feature, you get 2 dances and a free drink for 20$ How cool is that? My personal favorites were alejandra and pebbles. CHECK THEM OUT!! They are SMOKEN HOT
Can anyone tell me if there is $$$$ at this club? what are the best nites to work? could girls make at least $400 per nite? how are the day shifts. what are the rules & dress code for the girls? any info will help... thanks
What are your hrs and are you open everyday.
I went to this club last week after having not been there in about a year. Its the same. Still a great club and great dancers. I went there on the day shift and the dancers were nice. But the dancer Shania just made me feel right at home. She is totally smoking hot! Cant wait to go back there again to see her on my next vacation!
Umm here is an idea. shut up and spend money to those who think their two cents matters!! hope i didnt misspell anyting wer my diconare? oh well my brain hurts now..lol blah blah blah
I'm really tired of people saying that classing up this club is not a good thing. And those that say that strippers aren't classy don't need to come into a strip club period. These dancers are adult entertainers not whores on university blvd. They are here to entertain not service you. You want a two dollar whore go to the street not to the strip club.
Well, we went back the past Friday for the feature dancer and was not disappointed. My Favorite was back, so that was cool, but there were several new girls who were pretty hot also. Did not seem much different for the laps. The wait staff was hotter than ever, OMG. Guess I'll be going now.
This place is pretty good. some dancers are less friendly than others. but, hazel is awesome!!!!!!!