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4020 West New Haven Avenue

Melbourne, Florida 32904

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Niko  on Bare Assets

posted on March 10, 2018
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I really enjoyed myself tonight.. your staff and entertainers are a class act! Thank you for your warm hospitality!

Re: Doc  on Bare Assets

posted on April 4, 2017
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You sound like my kind of guy, do girls make good $ here?? I'm coming from NY and used to making 5 and up

Franklyn  on  Bare Assets

posted on September 11, 2016
Joined 8 years ago
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Great time... Jk this place is terrible. There should be a weight limit. Surprised the platform held up so much ugly girl without collapsing. If you are a dancer and got rejected at every other club you applied to I would stop by here they got you.

Dark knight.  on Bare Assets

posted on February 1, 2016
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Saw Lacey on BP last night. Tall beautiful Blk girl amazing body. Had a great fukking time...

Dark knight.  on Bare Assets

posted on February 1, 2016
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Saw Lacey on BP last night. Tall beautiful Blk girl amazing body. Had a great fukking time...

Eeedddiieee  on Bare Assets

posted on April 18, 2015
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are their tits covered here too?

David  on Bare Assets

posted on April 16, 2015
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Whatever LaGrassa. You still riding that Harley bitch?

Joe S.  on Bare Assets

posted on April 2, 2015
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Girls are decent, service is fine, management is very poor. Miguel or whatever his name is shouldn't be working here, as he doesn't have very good management skills!

To Paul  on Bare Assets

posted on September 25, 2014
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India is now dancing at Lido Cabaret under the name Ellie. She works day shift and Lido usually has something to eat by 3 PM too. She looks as good as ever and dances real hot too!

Paul  on Bare Assets

posted on September 21, 2014
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There was a girl who danced here awhile back named india. Is she still there? She was really nice !

Paul  on Bare Assets

posted on September 21, 2014
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Is Ruby still working here? How about Envy?

Bill  on Bare Assets

posted on June 21, 2014
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Dances aren't as cheap as they are at Inner Room. Drink prices vary from waitress to waitress. Solution: get there at 6:45 PM and order 10 drinks at the lower price. You'll save a bundle. People don't know it but the girls can dance for you on the main floor and it costs half.

Too Much Chango  on Bare Assets

posted on June 14, 2014
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*yes, only $3 change. I was looking at the video to the right when I wrote this......

Presto Chango  on Bare Assets

posted on June 14, 2014
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Mixed drinks cost $6.75. Give the waitress $10 and she returns $7 change. When she hinted a tip, I told her since she voluntarily kept the $0.25 without giving me the chance then I decided that she could keep that. Guys watch out. Keep track of how much your drinks cost. They charge differently if you go to the bar or have the waitress serve you. At 7 PM, the drinks cost a little more. In the words of this waitress, "If you don't ask for the change I'll keep it." Watch out for this waitress. I usually tip $1 for a beer and $2 for each mixed drink. This waitress could've received more if she'd let me decide how to tip.

Partyman Paul  on Bare Assets

posted on June 8, 2014
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My fav was Envy. Where did she go?

Richie  on Bare Assets

posted on May 4, 2014
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I guess David wasn't up to the task.

Jerry  on Bare Assets

posted on April 26, 2014
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David are you the little boy Robin kicked to the curb?

Dudley Wright  on Bare Assets

posted on April 18, 2014
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Jersey is my favorite. Drinks are on the high side compared to other strip clubs on Cocoa Beach.

Sp  on Bare Assets

posted on March 15, 2014
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Big upgrade from last year. Laura and Danni rocked my world. Always good to see Deanna and Alli. See you all next year.

Tom D  on Bare Assets

posted on February 27, 2014
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Didn't you marry her Bob?

Jake  on Bare Assets

posted on February 22, 2014
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David are you talking about Robin from New York? Short blonde Italian way back in the day?

David  on Bare Assets

posted on December 7, 2013
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Do you guys remember this girl named Robin at BA?

Partyman Paul  on Bare Assets

posted on September 22, 2013
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Big Party on the 28th

Ed  on Bare Assets

posted on September 12, 2013
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The whole Bonnie thing was apparently a joke.

Tim  on Bare Assets

posted on May 10, 2013
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Friday night is the night. Skip the stupid cover and get there before 7 PM. The only downside to the club is the wanna-be-thugs who come in on Sunday evening. Cat, Jersey and Alicia gave good dances.

Bob Z  on Bare Assets

posted on March 24, 2013
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What do you guys know about the girl Robin that use to work at BA?

DirtyThirty  on Bare Assets

posted on February 15, 2013
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The waitresses on Friday night

Goodday Mate  on Bare Assets

posted on February 12, 2013
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All the girls are so proud of Bonnie! Everyone thinks she does it all!

HandsonHarry  on Bare Assets

posted on February 5, 2013
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Who's got the nicest body with the biggest roundest hooters?

Dudleydidher  on Bare Assets

posted on February 2, 2013
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Bonnie works days and if she is busy, try Heather she is real cute and dances real nice.

Bill  on Bare Assets

posted on February 1, 2013
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Jersey cut her hair and is hotter! Cat and Alicia were really nice to me.

Ed  on Bare Assets

posted on January 26, 2013
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No India, no Brooke and I haven't seen Envy in a long time. When does Bonnie work?

re: John  on Bare Assets

posted on January 17, 2013
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Not bad, John. She looks pretty good in that outfit. How is that pussy? Is it reasonably tight?

John  on Bare Assets

posted on January 17, 2013
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There is a dancer who goes by Bonnie. She has fake tits and is pretty hot. She well let you touch her pretty much anywhere. She is a slut for sure. Very easy to have sex with. I did her many times over. All you have to do is show a little money. She was definitly a good f*&k. She loves to suck.

WhiskeyGin&Brandy  on Bare Assets

posted on December 11, 2012
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Last night one of the waitresses got into a little blue number and danced! Good stuff. I saw Jersey, Jackie and my hotty Brooke. Met a new chick named Myla. What a body!

Tim  on Bare Assets

posted on December 6, 2012
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Raise a glass and drink a toast to Bare Assets! Envy is now a blonde and dances hotter than ever. Jersey dresses the part as a sexy cowgirl who'll ride your pole and tame you. Jackie has a sexy figure and tempting tits. Ruby has the cutest outfits, the most perfectly round boobs, and almost as nice an ass as Envy or Jersey. Heather is very flirty and that sly smile is only a part of the package as she know how to dance! Brooke is my favorite. A very thin figured girl who knows how to make me feel welcome. Christmas raffle on Xmas eve. Each night (after 7 PM) and pay the cover, you can get a raffle ticket for the drawing on the 24th-must be present to win.

Charlie  on Bare Assets

posted on November 22, 2012
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Saw a lot of familiar faces at the hoppin' Reunion Party last night. Nice job BA!

Doc  on Bare Assets

posted on October 20, 2012
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BUTT (and not so big in some girls cases..), a lot of girls a fucked up on that shit (choose your poison there..) so drinking might not apply. That said, most are fun, its better than Vivid now, and much closer than Cheaters or Lidos. Im only upset at the "no-love" policy(not by m'nt) that seems to be prevalent. Saw a lot of brothas getting love, but me and my wad of 50's got none? Weird.

Heads up  on Bare Assets

posted on September 1, 2012
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Is that hot blonde Skye still working her magic here?

Larry  on Bare Assets

posted on July 30, 2012
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Don't Forget-Customer Appreciation Day is coming August 18th!!! _ Beer, Boobs (another name for guys who neither tip the guy in the washroom nor tip the waitress for each drink), and Bar-B-Que. _ All we're missing is a topless car wash...

Steve  on Bare Assets

posted on July 14, 2012
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Sophie did the most erotic dance for me tonite. What a fine ass!

Brevard Bob  on Bare Assets

posted on May 4, 2012
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Yep! All the girls must wear their bottoms but where they wear them is up for interpretation. Imagine going to the beach at Spring Break, and most all girls were hotties with grabbable boobs and lickable asses. Now imagine that those hotties wore their bottoms halfway down. Bare Assets had 22 of these sex kittens last Friday. They could wear their bottoms around their ankles and they'd still be "on". Envy isn't the only one with a perfect ass.

Al  on Bare Assets

posted on April 29, 2012
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E N V Y has an ass to die for. The way she wears the bikini bottom halfway down and acts so innocent

Jake  on Bare Assets

posted on April 20, 2012
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Bolt ons or not let them get tipsy, get in the mood and start taking their clothes off. What would mgt do...probably cheer her on!

Mako  on Bare Assets

posted on April 16, 2012
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Nice selection of sex chicks. Tits for everyone! The fat ones can move the ass down to Broward or Dade but the thin, fit ones can warm their kitties on my lap all they want! I'm getting tired of the 35+ blonde chicks trying to act the part. They should do like one couple I saw and at least dress up slutty. The blonde 35+ yr olds are up in front grinding against any guy trying to get attention. Now if they came in wearing a sheer top with no bra or a g-string monokini, or even a schoolgirl outfit that hiked up to see their kitty, that wouldn't bother me. It's those jeans and blouse blondes with the bolt-on cans.

Mark  on Bare Assets

posted on February 14, 2012
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Happy Valentine's Day to Amber and Caprice; those girls rocky my world!

Col Charles  on Bare Assets

posted on January 27, 2012
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Where did Caprice go? I miss her sweet kisses and that hot ass of hers... Anybody?

David  on Bare Assets

posted on November 5, 2011
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Have you guys seen the dancer named Robin from Bare Assets?! She is hot!

sp  on Bare Assets

posted on October 3, 2011
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WHAT! Lauren Longobardi was a stripper at BAs? Does anyone know if this the same Lauren Longobardi from Palm Bay? Wow how did I miss this!! Before or after she got in Circles of Care crazy house? I thought she's working at Matts Cashbah now..

Mark  on Bare Assets

posted on August 6, 2011
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Where did Caprice go to? She had the sweetest smile and ass!

craig  on Bare Assets

posted on July 25, 2011
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she said she had started working in bare assetes 6 months ago!

craig  on Bare Assets

posted on July 20, 2011
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i slept with brandi this june!! i need to talk to ur friend, really..if she was brandi!!! i dont have any wart now but it is early to say tht

joe  on Bare Assets

posted on July 14, 2011
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i didnt have sex with brandi, if you are referring to her. since it seems everyone sleeps with her. my friend did. and if i am right. it was around November 2008... when was your encounter? now im curious.

craig  on Bare Assets

posted on July 8, 2011
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hey, who are you? is this really true? i need to talk to you man! when he had sex with her?

curly  on Bare Assets

posted on July 6, 2011
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so i was at bare assets last with a fellow co-worker and had a dancer give me a breakdown of where i worked and where i go to school. i was pretty impressed, not so much by the aesthetic appeal of the club or most of the girls but by the pole acrobat with short dreads and all the tats by the name of serena i think she was awesome, either way cool little place. will most likely do again

Rach-n-Danny  on Bare Assets

posted on June 17, 2011
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STD's? Yikes! Can't I get those from touching doorknobs? Can the moral majority please hold their campouts on some other website? Whores! Dirty home-wreckers (Oops, I think that's a burrito at Moe's)! I love going to this club 'cause the girls make me smile from ear-to-ear. Some are hot, some are classy, some are naughty and some even look a little pregnant, but they all are willing to make it seem like I'm KING of the castle while I'm there. As far as the whole "prostituting" themselves stuff, who on this site cares? Rach, if you are girl, maybe you've never had an orgasm? Try horseback riding or sitting on a washing machine. Danny, you need to find a woman who will take care of your needs-***NEWSFLASH*** Rach isn't the answer.

wow  on Bare Assets

posted on June 16, 2011
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" the chick with the big nose, " does anyone know her name? I am intrigued to see just how big it is!

Bj lover  on Bare Assets

posted on June 15, 2011
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Had a great time with Caprice. What an ass! She was wearing that hot little skirt that was open in the back and that's where I caught a glimpse of her tight, smooth, sexy, curvy ass. You want a big ass to munch on? Skip Caprice and leave to me! Easy to talk to too.

Rach  on Bare Assets

posted on June 14, 2011
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Strippers are all whores!! Why are you people surprised by that? Hello... These are pathetic women who have no education/class/talent besides giving BJs.They get wasted off pills/alcohol and then sell their bodies because they have no choice but to prostitute themselves out for a meal ticket. Disgusting. Brandi, Lauren, April, the chick with the big nose and the rest of them... You get what you deserve when you mess around with low life sluts... STDs are part of the package and should be expected!

Danny  on Bare Assets

posted on June 3, 2011
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It never seems to surprise me how people get so upset over speaking the truth.. when you walk into a strip club, in a sense, you are paying for sex, whether you actually "have" sex or not... and as far as STD goes, i would hope the average intelligent individual would know that condoms barely protect against anything and as far as being abstinent, i highly doubt anyone honestly going that rout is going to be at a legal whore house.. plus we are all here on this web page are we not? so whose to say one pervert is less then the next? lets be honest... we are all one in the same.. just like strip clubs are all one in same...

Jim  on Bare Assets

posted on May 22, 2011
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*** WARNING** When a dancer here says you can touch anything during a Private dance, they don't mean "anything" in the normal sense, they mean anything that is not tits, pussy or her ass. If you want to be able to touch anything then you'll have to drive farther South to Palm Beach or Dade counties. The girls here think that you're gonna cum at the sight of her tits?

Frank  on Bare Assets

posted on May 1, 2011
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What's all the fuss about? Did she make fun of your small penis? Go to another club! Give some serious thought to STOP trying to pay for sex. As far as STD's are concerned tell your dumbskull "friend" about abstinence-He should be used to it seeing as how he hasn't been using his brain. He'd get someone pregnant and wonder how it happened. Come to think of it, you don't sound like the brightest bulb in the box either-

Will64  on Bare Assets

posted on April 29, 2011
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Lauren Longobardi... Is that "Serenity"'s real name? The petite brunette with "serenity" tattooed on the back of her neck? I may have to look her up. If my memory serves me correctly, she sure likes pills.

Dan  on Bare Assets

posted on April 24, 2011
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SERENITY = Lauren Laizelia Longobardi

joe  on Bare Assets

posted on April 3, 2011
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probably brandi.. shes a hoe.. im pretty sure she does crack... also be aware.. im sure she has genital warts... i know this because a friend of mine was some how ( not sure how) convinced to meet her ( ugly ass) in a hotel for a cheap fuck.. few months later he had warts! wonder how? hmm.. this is why u don't sleep with prepaid whores... yuck....

Jim-n-Tina  on Bare Assets

posted on March 30, 2011
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We popped on in for the first time and were surprised to learn that this club doesn't allow the girls to take off their bottoms. They do remove their tops and don't wear pasties. Drinks were reasonably priced at $5.75 for a simple mixed cocktail. At around 11 PM two girls are on stage, one on each side. Met Amber, Caprice and Sable and were impressed by their sensuality. Dianna and Janet the waitresses are hot enough to dance. Each hour they have a feature (2 songs 1 drink=$25). Plenty of talent too.

$$$$  on Bare Assets

posted on January 9, 2011
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Great club, hot girls!!!! This big nose chick with a nice booty kept grabbing my hammer telling me she will meet me after for a lil tip

Henry  on Bare Assets

posted on October 18, 2010
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Sorry. I previously posted incorrect info about this club when I meant to post with respect to the Bare Assets club in Holiday, FL. I have no experience with this club whatsoever. My bad.

Henry  on Bare Assets

posted on October 12, 2010
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I visited BA last Friday after a long absence. This Club previously used to have a fair sampling of attractive, young dancers. I was shocked to learn that private dances now are $40 each. No wonder there were so few people getting private dances, even when they announced their 2-4-1 "specials".

maxxy1  on  Bare Assets

posted on September 29, 2010
Joined 9 years ago
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Yep, they have bare titties! Some of them are fake, and the girls' faces aren't the hottest, but you can usually find someone cute and enjoy the show. $7 cover after 8 p.m., $15 dances.

unknown  on Bare Assets

posted on August 8, 2009
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u mean ugly hoes like brandi that will go to the hotel afterwards with you??? there all hoes.. there strippers... and no one cares if there good looking.. it dark and everyone is drunk..

Mr.Real  on Bare Assets

posted on July 25, 2009
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I have been going to BAs for years and now It is trash !! Its full of cheap hoes who suck and fuck for drugs and money ....The bartenders look better than the dancers......Anyone of them will go to the hotel after the club...

ANNIE-KANDHI  on Bare Assets

posted on July 19, 2009
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Hi im a dancer at bare assets . have been foer three years on and off .if you need info just call for basic info .but some good advice ......bare assets is the shit great girls no drama ..lots for regulars ..its like a strip club cheers it just a great time... good mixure of music and discount dances every hour on the hour

g  on Bare Assets

posted on May 14, 2009
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Came in last September and had a great time with a dancer named Sarah. About 5'8'', 5'9'', long wavy dark hair. Anybody know if she is still around? May be back in the area later this year. Very sweet girl.

Couples friendly?  on Bare Assets

posted on March 27, 2009
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Thanks Jerry! We'll check it out.

Jerry  on Bare Assets

posted on March 27, 2009
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This is a nice club to go to alone or with other guys but not with wife or girl friend. I would recommend Lidos Cabaret for that. Which is just north of Cocoa Beach. Port Canaveral I believe.

Couples friendly?  on Bare Assets

posted on March 12, 2009
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Just wondering if this is a couples friendly club. I'd like to take my wife. We'll be visiting the area soon and where we come from there's a nice club where it's not uncommon to see a half-dozen couples or more on a Fri. or Sat. night. Looking for somewhere that that there's contact and that the girls are OK with taking good care of another lady.

Briana  on Bare Assets

posted on March 1, 2009
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Hey im in daytona for a couple of days any places that do amatuer contests please let me kno THANKX:]]

Travler  on Bare Assets

posted on February 18, 2009
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I'll be in town in a couple weeks just wondering if this is the place to go or if theres any other local clubs not far away

Big Guy  on Bare Assets

posted on February 17, 2009
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This club does not do amateur contests. There are several in the area that do. This is primarily a neighborhood club with a lot of regular customers and a few visiting from the nearby golf resort. It is a relaxed, clean, safe, friendly place for customers, and even the girls like it, I understand. It is well managed and the girls are very warm and friendly - low pressure, full liquor, very nice and very attractive dancers who seem to genuinely want to be there and who enjoy visiting with customers. Hello beautiful Maria! Hello India! Hello Chanelle! (and you too, manager Marty). I will come by next week when in Florida.

Josey  on Bare Assets

posted on February 2, 2009
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Just wondering if this club does amateur contests. My friends and I are looking for some fun and thought it'd be neat.

Angie  on Bare Assets

posted on August 13, 2008
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Hey guys, I heard mr Wayne is back to rock the boat. I might come back from Miss to see what is new. Your favorite check chick Angie

john  on Bare Assets

posted on July 1, 2008
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I went to this club its was ok. drinks was good.the club was set up nice.i wasn't looking 4 alot but still had fun.THANK YOU PLEASURE.shes a really sweet, sexy young lady.would luv to see more of her. and the way she do her thing.

monster on the pole  on Bare Assets

posted on June 8, 2008
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i bet you are:) but you are also a monster in the face too!! yikes!!

dancer seekin work  on Bare Assets

posted on June 7, 2008
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Hi, i'm hoping for a lil info on the club...im in the army now and fresh back from iraq...i danced for 4 years, but not for the last 2...just got new boobs...im now a 36dd with a medium waist and healthy ass 27yrs old n white...i'm a monster on the pole but i refuse to be pushy and dont allow touching...looking for a spot to work for 2 weekends a month...can this place be a nice fit for me? any info would be really appreciated....club mgmt: feel free to list a good contact # if you are interested...thanks to all who offer advice -miss kelly

Javelin  on Bare Assets

posted on June 6, 2008
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BA's is a hit and miss place. I've had the rockingest time of my life there and the suckiest time also. I just went to a few clubs in Baltimore and they sucked even more. Nude but apparently no contact. I'll trade topless and contact for no contact and nude any day.

Unknown Atlanta  on Bare Assets

posted on March 12, 2008
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"observer" When it comes to "classing up" a club it usually means you pay to park (even though you did not even park there sometimes), pay through the nose to get in, must buy 2 drinks, etc etc. When that happens it is nothing but a money sponge for the owner(s) and no fun for us. The run down "neighborhood" type club is better. They still make money and we can enjoy the time there.

J S O N  on Bare Assets

posted on February 5, 2008
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Anyone going on vacation to the south anytime soon? Check us out if your just visiting or whatever. We have 5 clubs in the Miami area to accomidate you while you visit. Loved your club while I was up there, so let me return the generousity. Booby Trap!! 1-877-424-8727. Tell them JSON sent you!!

tralver 483  on Bare Assets

posted on November 22, 2007
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pleasure is 1 of the best dancers there she has a nice ass with real nice boobs, she gives a great dance, just enough to make u won't more I know I will diffently be looking 4 her when I go back

john doe  on Bare Assets

posted on October 15, 2007
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I have been going to this club for many years!!! They have made remarkable changes and most of the dancers are worth it. Some are worth even more! The servers are wonderfully a treat! A great place to go, REALLY! Especially if you are looking for free drinks and more than just a "private dance" or "feature"(just look for one chick named "justice"). She always seems to be the girl offering the most and accecpting the least. She's not the best dancer, but for $20.00 bucks, free drinks, a blow job and whatever else you are looking for......IT'S A GOOD DEAL. (just don't look at her with the lights on...!!) over all...great club though

sexy  on Bare Assets

posted on October 3, 2007
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This club rocks!!! The girls here are amazingly hott and nice. On any day shift during the week you can have cheep beer good dances and lots of hott women. One of the best topless clubs around

WVA  on Bare Assets

posted on September 28, 2007
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i'm comming to fla soon and i am shocked to hear topless only! WTF thats weird. whats the cash flow like? Whats the prices of the rooms and whats the cut? Whats the customers like? Do the girls do any shows suck as s&m whip cream wax anything?

VISITING DANCER  on Bare Assets

posted on August 14, 2007
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Worked there one night in august. It is a nice club. Everyone was friendly. It is a topless club with class. Management seems to be great. No bullshit in the club. They offer this thing called the feature, you get 2 dances and a free drink for 20$ How cool is that? My personal favorites were alejandra and pebbles. CHECK THEM OUT!! They are SMOKEN HOT

NEW DANCER IN TOWN  on Bare Assets

posted on July 9, 2007
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Can anyone tell me if there is $$$$ at this club? what are the best nites to work? could girls make at least $400 per nite? how are the day shifts. what are the rules & dress code for the girls? any info will help... thanks

Info Needed  on Bare Assets

posted on July 7, 2007
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What are your hrs and are you open everyday.

Jimbo  on Bare Assets

posted on May 15, 2007
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I went to this club last week after having not been there in about a year. Its the same. Still a great club and great dancers. I went there on the day shift and the dancers were nice. But the dancer Shania just made me feel right at home. She is totally smoking hot! Cant wait to go back there again to see her on my next vacation!

OH PLEASE  on Bare Assets

posted on April 4, 2007
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Umm here is an idea. shut up and spend money to those who think their two cents matters!! hope i didnt misspell anyting wer my diconare? oh well my brain hurts now..lol blah blah blah

observer  on Bare Assets

posted on April 2, 2007
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I'm really tired of people saying that classing up this club is not a good thing. And those that say that strippers aren't classy don't need to come into a strip club period. These dancers are adult entertainers not whores on university blvd. They are here to entertain not service you. You want a two dollar whore go to the street not to the strip club.

Javelin  on Bare Assets

posted on March 26, 2007
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Well, we went back the past Friday for the feature dancer and was not disappointed. My Favorite was back, so that was cool, but there were several new girls who were pretty hot also. Did not seem much different for the laps. The wait staff was hotter than ever, OMG. Guess I'll be going now.

Mr. Alabama  on Bare Assets

posted on March 18, 2007
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This place is pretty good. some dancers are less friendly than others. but, hazel is awesome!!!!!!!

Dancers  on Bare Assets

posted on March 17, 2007
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What happened to Sassy? She was the hottest and had a fun attitude. If the mgmt. reads bring her back!

UnknownAtlanta  on Bare Assets

posted on March 10, 2007
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Hell, if I wanted just to look I would get a playboy playmate video. This "classing up" crap is for the birds. I give it a year before it returns to normal.

Me  on Bare Assets

posted on February 22, 2007
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How is the day shift?

Bostonian  on Bare Assets

posted on February 21, 2007
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Hahahahahaha.... I bet you love my post below about classy strip clubs. That is an original brainstorm by me. Listen up, there is nothing classier than a bimbo with bad habits who takes off her clothes and showes her privates to men for money. What is wrong with you people? Treat these bimbos with the respect they deserve. Yes, guys go to strip clubs because they are classy. And we go to Hooters for the food. And we read Playboy for the creative writing. We all know that strippers are high class. These clubs are just classy entertainment, hahahahahahaha! I'm glad I thought this one up. I'm such an entertaining old Bostonian. I should be a stand-up comic. High class stripper... I love that one... hahahahahaha!

mae west knew-  on Bare Assets

posted on February 10, 2007
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you mean the law is being inforced?a little flirting and alot of smiling go along way- please excuse the sarcastic humor, at least the bosten golfer hasnt taken over this site like he has inner rooms. once upon a time, a long time ago-i saw gowns, i saw professional dancers, i saw suits, i met astronaunts, no not the one with the diaper, and they were only allowed to touch the side of your hips, well since i was a baby;i had to be baited somehow, i just wanted a job. Now iwouldnt think of dancing on this beach, im afraid i might catch something. brevard needs class to be brought back to the name of a human being that has an occupation called stripping, dancing, professional intertainer. then mabey the suits will come back-

Back again  on Bare Assets

posted on February 5, 2007
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Hay, can anybody tell me where annie is, hope shes alright she was alot of fun and dam gook looking

observer  on Bare Assets

posted on February 3, 2007
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Well i guess some people can't handle change !! Well to damn bad! Bare Assets needed a change it's about damn time someone realized it and is doing something about it. They have always set the standard in brevard now we will see if the other clubs can catch up.This county needs a leader in Adult Entertainment.I think BA's will come out on top. Classy is better than trashy anytime !!!!

GET OVER IT  on Bare Assets

posted on February 2, 2007
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Its about time for a change!!! class is a good thing if u want 2 see a girl on all fours rent a porn. lets see if the girls can dance without bouncing their azzez up and down for a whole song. get rid of these wantabe gangsters yoyoyo homey word to yo mammas.

javelin  on Bare Assets

posted on February 1, 2007
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I have info from a long time BA's dancer that she has been let go along with many other dancers. New rules are dancers may not sit on laps, dancers may not touch custies, dancers may not touch themselves. She told me they are trying to upscale the place. Hello, it is Melbourne folks. Good luck.

ah dancer  on Bare Assets

posted on January 27, 2007
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You wanna make $500.00 ah night you will be lucky if you make $300.00 on ah friday and saterday! GOOD LUCK

javelin  on Bare Assets

posted on January 26, 2007
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Wondering: Can't comment on the tip out, but I think it is under 50. 3-500 a night is not likely, maybe on Fri and Sat if you bring it. You gotta sell it. It is topless only, and only medium mileage.

question  on Bare Assets

posted on December 20, 2006
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I live in the land of the full contact lap dance (providence rhode island) and I was wondering about the contact level here and whether this place was worth going to. How does the contact level compare to the Daytona clubs? The inner room? Lido? Thanks for any info.

Customer  on Bare Assets

posted on December 11, 2006
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You can have much better time here than anywere elise

Hank Hill  on Bare Assets

posted on December 11, 2006
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How does this place compare to the Cocoa clubs?

ME  on Bare Assets

posted on December 10, 2006
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Danneil is also a fine looking lady and fun to be around, If she was single i would like to treat her to the time of her life

Customer  on Bare Assets

posted on December 8, 2006
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Kandi you are by far the best .Your so fine and I realy enjoy talking to you .Thier just a few that can realy make a cents. Dam girl I realy dig you as a good Freind.You realy should be in playboy!!!!!!

justice  on Bare Assets

posted on December 4, 2006
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annie you crazy bitch i love you!!!!!

DWAINE  on Bare Assets

posted on November 4, 2006
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Please post pictures of your dancers thanks

annie-kandi  on Bare Assets

posted on October 30, 2006
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just want too say hi too all my girls and boys at ba's. luv u guys hi crazy bob and too all you haters ride out quit haten and dont hate us cause u aint us and we probley make your paycheck in one or two days haten mofos

Customer  on Bare Assets

posted on September 12, 2006
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Correction Micky is the best bartender and Jessica is the hottest waitress, blond, brains and body with a great personality.Every one that works here will make you feel welcome, its like a cheers with dancers.

DO THE DANCERS  on Bare Assets

posted on September 5, 2006
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Make good money here?? i was wondering if they consistently can make 300 a night here?? i travel around and am looking for a new home club...

Customer  on Bare Assets

posted on September 4, 2006
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Mickey and Michell are the bar keep i have met so far, and annie, Lisa and Amber are the best dancers with real personality and Iam sure there are others my favorits to talk, to drink with, and get dances with.This is by far the BEST in Brevard County......

Customer  on Bare Assets

posted on August 1, 2006
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I have owned my own club in the four times i have been here my stay has been a real pleaser , the staff are very nice and talkitive, Unlike other clubs that were stuck up and very unpersonable.If this club was for sale it would be on the top of the list.Diamound in the ruff, A true money maker with my ideas

Kevin  on Bare Assets

posted on June 19, 2006
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Whatevere happened to a beautiful european dancer named Pilar? She was pale and thin with short dark hair. Would love to see her again.

Donna T  on Bare Assets

posted on May 13, 2006
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my husband and i were there about a year ago..i was just wondering if Patricia and her sister still danced there. They were czeck i believe.

TO WASTE OF GAS  on Bare Assets

posted on May 7, 2006
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Sorry i would be upset to if saw my momma working there

NYguest  on Bare Assets

posted on May 5, 2006
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Went in afternoon 5-4-6..Had fun. Not too smokey.Girls, girls, girls.Gotta love um...

waste of gas  on Bare Assets

posted on April 18, 2006
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I was in Bare Assets friday night and it looked like they went to US1 and picked up the skankiest women they could find and put them in heels. What is up with that?

QUESTION  on Bare Assets

posted on April 14, 2006
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Is this club for sale? Heard that it was.

Justice  on Bare Assets

posted on April 11, 2006
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Justice is Hott!! Go check her out she is there on Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday

looking4PLEASURE  on Bare Assets

posted on April 11, 2006
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i came to bare assets from the north.their drinks was overprice.waitress was rude.she looked like she was about 40(maybe a dancer that got to old with fake tits).their vip room was little with cams.not much contact.most girls was cracked out or just plan ugly.Icame across a nice little country girl.cute and sexy that made my night better(PLEASURE was her name)PLEASURE come over and sat down didn't ask for a dance or a tip.unlike the other.she was real nice and a lady.She was from N.C.and had a nice lil A##.i got a couple dances from pleasure.she really know how to shake that A##.and was the best thing to walk on the stage.So guy if you go there look for PLEASURE she'll make your night a whole lot better.I fell in love.

INFO  on Bare Assets

posted on April 10, 2006
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3-10 girls on dayshift. $2.00 domestic beers and single shot wells from noon till five then its $3.00 from five till eight. dances are $20.00 in the vip and $10.00 on the floor. free cover at the door till seven.night shift will call discounts on drinks and dances.

drink specials?  on Bare Assets

posted on April 3, 2006
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what are the days like at this place, are there alot of girls and happy hours? i am gonna be stopping in during the day next week and was wondering when happy hour was?

Ricky  on Bare Assets

posted on March 23, 2006
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Marissa is a super hot nice girl

some help please  on Bare Assets

posted on March 2, 2006
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i am also a new dancer to florida, can anyone tell me the money potential at this club for a hard worker, also what the rule are?

great club.  on Bare Assets

posted on March 1, 2006
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I checked out this club and really appreciated all the girls. they all seem to have their own style. i will be back, and with alot of cash!!!!!!

goyankees06  on Bare Assets

posted on February 23, 2006
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What's this club like? I am coming for a visit with some friends. Is th crowd pretty laid back? the girls hot? Are the days worth checking out?

pro  on Bare Assets

posted on February 23, 2006
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this club is starting to get better they are making a lot of changes (4 the better) even though drinks are exspencive they run drink specials alot! they have gotten some really hot girls working there now! days and nights! 2$ beers till 3:00 and 2-4-1 shots all the time! even the bar staff if fine!

thanks for the info  on Bare Assets

posted on February 19, 2006
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i definitely hustle, i just need to make 400- 500 a night, is that possible if you hustle alot. i just want to visit a few weeks, does your club have a schedule?

DANCING 4 HOW LONG?  on Bare Assets

posted on February 8, 2006
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The money depends on you if hustle? yes? then you will make it. if you sit on your a$$ then dont expect to make anything. this advice goes for any other club you want to at in the future.

ga. dancer  on Bare Assets

posted on February 4, 2006
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i was just wondering how busy this club gets, i would love to try it but i have to make a certain amount of money with my traveling expenses. can anyone please help me out? thanks, hope to see you all soon!!!

C.B.  on Bare Assets

posted on February 4, 2006
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My bad the bartender and waitress are also very hot and good company, But he was asking about the dance, s the dancers give

LEFT OUT  on Bare Assets

posted on January 31, 2006
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All the hype about the dancers is great but what about the bartenders and waitresses?????

CRAZY BOB  on Bare Assets

posted on January 26, 2006
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Hay these girls you don't need to touch they are hot, hot, hot

new to the area  on Bare Assets

posted on January 26, 2006
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is there any contact in this club?

CRAZY BOB  on Bare Assets

posted on January 22, 2006
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Hay had a chance to stop in talked to two girls and seen about ten total all very good looking .Would rate a 10 every body freindly and proffesional if the girls had talked little longer and got to know me they may have some good cash in fact i would have made their night alone.

CRAZY BOB  on Bare Assets

posted on January 20, 2006
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Hay what's happening at this club just moved here from the big "Detroit" .worked the clubs back home and realy miss my old freinds, the industry makes us differant and alot of times people can"t relate stereo types us and for most part they are wrong.

guy  on Bare Assets

posted on January 20, 2006
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Had a great time at this club. Once again I fell in love with a German girl. BEWARE OF THE BALL BUSTING BLOND B#%* WITH THE BELT. She hit this grooms bare ass so hard it pissed me off, and I was just watching. His ass will be welted long after the honeymoon. Wonder what the wife will think.

sad  on Bare Assets

posted on January 20, 2006
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While traveling down the coast, my friend and I stopped at a bunch of strip clubs. This club stood out as being one of the best. The manager, waitresses, and dancers were clean and friendly. During specials you could get two dances, and a drink for $20, if you were patient. We weren't. Spent a fair amount of money enjoying the ladies, and getting a bit drunk. Hotels near by. With 30yrs experience, I recomend this club.

whatever  on Bare Assets

posted on December 14, 2005
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this guy has no clue what he is talking about, why would he come back if it sucked that bad?

LMAO  on Bare Assets

posted on December 13, 2005
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Wow dwaine are you sure you spelled your name right? doo da doo

dwaine  on Bare Assets

posted on December 11, 2005
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this place sucks everyone tould me to come here i came in late about 10.30 the club was packed inever seen so many drunks in one place before i cound noy even get a drink, even the dancers didnt even come by like i was in visable an when i did get a drink you gugs were closing ieven paid fore a shirt dident even get it this was in may 20005. iwii be back in december 30 20005 please treart late customers beeter thanks

august entertainment  on Bare Assets

posted on February 10, 2005
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just wanted to say hello to all my friends.

just to say hi  on Bare Assets

posted on January 19, 2005
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I worked at this club for one night back during the summer last year. It was a little slow the night I worked but it was on a Sunday. I just wanted to say hi to everyone... Keep up the good work. Friendly staff too

A Happy Boy  on Bare Assets

posted on January 5, 2005
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Went in a year ago with my wife and her best friend. It was her best friends birthday so I bought a "treatment" for her. The management and girls were excellent!. They got her on stage, stripped her down to nothing and spanked her with my belt. Then about 5 girls took turns giving her a special dance right on stage in front of the entire club!.The club gets an A+ for being good sports and getting into the whole thing!

gotakeahike in NY  on Bare Assets

posted on December 30, 2004
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Hey Sheena, where have you been? Your e-mail address doesn't work and I haven't heard from you. Went to see you in October, but you were not there. Anyone seen her?

Johnfromnewyork  on Bare Assets

posted on December 6, 2004
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Well, we know "facts" didn't get any that night. Hi, Brittany. Hope you're happy and doing well. See you next time I'm down there.

paige  on Bare Assets

posted on November 13, 2004
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if dumb girls dont stop writing stuff about me im going to flip!!!write about yourself leave me out!!

faithfull customer  on Bare Assets

posted on November 12, 2004
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i go into BA on a regular basis and i have to say it is one of the better clubs in brevard at least its not like goddess and have all fat and nasty girls, and yeah they may have cameras in the back but that is because we are not there to have sex and plus it is for the girls protection too.why is it such a big deal to have cameras back there it isnt like your gonna get laid.there are very nice looking girls there my personal favorites include Amber and Paige during dayshift and Gina during the night shift, so go check them out and remember always tip well!!!

Hey faktz  on Bare Assets

posted on November 11, 2004
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Im a striper and im so not wat u sade im. stripers arwer very smarte peeple. I downt understand whi peeple allways thinke we arwer stoopid. wee arwer the doktors and loyers of the world.So take that stupid stereotypical propaganda that you jealous non pootang getting mo fo's throw at us and stick it where your thumb was last night! loser

Facts  on Bare Assets

posted on November 11, 2004
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The nationwide results are in. Strippers on average are almost as smart as door knobs but below the intellingence of your average rock. Strippers rated as about as useful as tits on a bull. Strippers overall have an honesty rating well below that of your average gypsy or priest. Strippers are slightly less desirable than fresh road kill. Strippers are respected almost as much as large alley rats. Results show that strippers save or invest aproximatly 0% of their net earnings. As parents strippers rated above only drug dealers and child molesters. So, there you have it, the facts are in. The margin of error is zero. Multiply 0x365 and you have the annual stripper worth index. Add a nice pair of tits and a tight ass and strippers have value.

baseball slut  on Bare Assets

posted on November 9, 2004
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Yo "p" wat up !!??!! well you see i have to cause the managers are all taken. lol besides i make sooooo much money. dont tell me you forgot how much you made that one night? maybe we should double up again you dirty little s1ut.i would like to make another porn with you that was so great!!!! are you jelous cause we dont spend as much time as we did together?i knew you always loved me and i cant fight my feelings for you anymore!!!!!! i love you "p"! i love you soooo much. let me strap one on and make love to you. xoxoxoxoxoxo

Hey  on Bare Assets

posted on November 9, 2004
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Does Darek the dork still work here?

Rating  on Bare Assets

posted on November 6, 2004
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I would rate this club a solid -1. Cover and drinks are way too expensive. The club is small and confining. The quality of dancers is well below average. VIP dances are overpriced and no contact. The VIP room is small, uncomfortable, and behind glass. There are cameras in the VIP also. This club has none of the benefits or reasons to go to a strip club. Flush your money down the toilet, stay home, and go to bed early.

"P"  on Bare Assets

posted on November 4, 2004
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Right on Biotch power to strippers!!!!!!!lol And hey you dirty baseball slut, What up "G" stop screwing the customers lol

BA DANCER  on Bare Assets

posted on October 29, 2004
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Im a typical stripper. I smoke cigarettes because it's cool. I drink a lot because thats what strippers do and I got other really bad habits that cost a lot of money. My priority in life is getting more tatoos and piercings. My kids, all three, are by different fathers. I get confused which one was by which father. I basically make money by taking advantage of stupid pathetic lonely guys. I spend all the money on tatoos, piercings, and bad habits. I support my man because he's a real loser too. Thank you people for paying taxes to support my kids. I couldn't live my lifestyle without you. A thank you to the dumb losers who cant get women and throw money at me. Forget it, I have standards you know.

me  on Bare Assets

posted on October 29, 2004
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wow i think we are all just a little bit smarter now!! thanks, you are soooo great. i can throw away all my didgital clocks now oh wait did i spell that wrong?has anyone seen my baseball?i like monkeys i think they make funny sounds. oh no i think i just missed the short bus. lol

BA Dancer  on Bare Assets

posted on October 27, 2004
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I start work when the little hand is on the 7 and I go home when the little hand is on the 2. It's day when I start and night when I go home so I guess I work the day/night shift.

other BA dancer  on Bare Assets

posted on October 27, 2004
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wow are you dayshift or night shift retard

WAAAAAAAAAAA  on Bare Assets

posted on October 22, 2004
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No thats ok keep your little pocket change you need it more than us. besides i dont have time to deal with a smuck like you and your one dollar when i can sit on my ass all night with my customers and get paid without showing anything!!!!!!

To RaRaRa  on Bare Assets

posted on October 21, 2004
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Be quiet, spread your legs, and bounce your tits. That's worth a dollar, maybe!

Rocco  on Bare Assets

posted on October 21, 2004
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All I heard from dancers here is pissing and moaning about management and that they don't make money. What do they expect? This dump is overpriced. The VIP dances are in a tiny glass room with cameras. (((Smile, you'r on spy cam))) The dances are no contact for $15. They should just charge $50 per dance. Never seen a dancer here that I would touch anyway. If there was no cover and drinks were $1 then I might go back.

Thank you !  on Bare Assets

posted on October 21, 2004
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Just now I have to try and figure a reason to visit. Pay a cover, buy overpriced drinks, and be harassed by old nasty bitches for tips. Shitty lap dances that they video. For what reason would anybody go here?

Bullshit  on Bare Assets

posted on October 3, 2004
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You must be the new doormat, I mean doorman. They never had young attractive dancers at this dive. Usually only about 3 or 4 nasty old fat worn out bitches that harass the hell out of you for tips. Dances are an expensive $15 and they put you in a glass room like a fishbowl. Ask the dancers about the cameras watching your every move. No wonder there is no contact and usually no cars in the lot. At least be honest and quit being a cheerleader.

Mitchy  on Bare Assets

posted on October 2, 2004
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Went to Bare Assets for first time, and I enjoyed it. I don't what everybody is complaining about. I went on a Friday night and all the dancers were young and hot. The dancers were attractive and friendly but not pushy. The bad side, the bar is too crowded and too much white trash people. Definitely thumbs up.

RE: Hailey  on Bare Assets

posted on September 28, 2004
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Does anybody remember a small blonde named Hailey that worked here a few years ago. I saw her at another club a while later but lost track. Just curious, anybody know?

Vince  on Bare Assets

posted on August 15, 2004
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What happened to this club? I thought it was a pretty good club before. It sure seems to have gone downhill fast. Anybody know? What happened to the pretty girls that used to work here?

ME  on Bare Assets

posted on June 7, 2004
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been to this club both shifts and i would have to say day shift is the time to go!!! paige amber and gina are great, very beautiful girls and alot better than the so called'' international show girls'' on the night shift personaly one of them needs to loose alot of weight but that is just my opinion also night shift is very pushy you cant relax when you have a dancer asking you for a dance every five minutes!!!!!!

Sheena Fan  on Bare Assets

posted on May 29, 2004
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Hi everybody who miss her, she is in Europe for holiday. She will be back in October.

SMART GUY  on Bare Assets

posted on May 7, 2004
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Was in the club during a day shift last week and let me tell you about the girls.....who ever said that they are not hotttt as hell you are wrong! especially gina....sexy woman, who holds hereself like a lady, she was hanging with her friends paige and amber, very nice girls....check out the club sometime!!! an ask for gina!

david n chris  on Bare Assets

posted on April 8, 2004
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We went in there on a dayshift and who ever yu are that sayss nothing over a 4 on dayshift, your lying to yourslef.we were there a week ago and sat with amber and paige and let us tell you they are well beyond a 4. weve learned that if you tip the girls right they can be the most awesome company.

formerbuttqueen  on Bare Assets

posted on April 2, 2004
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Do it in the butt. thats the only advice i can give you all

coming back!!!  on Bare Assets

posted on March 25, 2004
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hi, i have not been there in a couple of years and am coming back in a couple weeks.. has bare assets changed much?? i had a great time last time...

Orlandoguy35  on Bare Assets

posted on January 23, 2004
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I visited here on a slow Tuesday Afternoon. The girls were all truly gorgeous, nice, and very friendly. No contact due to the laws, but it is a fun, friendly place to enjoy some very fine entertainment.

cmichigan  on Bare Assets

posted on January 20, 2004
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very dissapointed. Des does not work here! only down for vacation. both her and her cousin were hot! but Des has my love. Guess ill stick with passion and lydia(sad face)

JZ  on Bare Assets

posted on January 18, 2004
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I went to this club on a Sunday night and was pretty disappointed. The girls wear latex on their nipples and the dances are very little contact. I had Amberee dance for me, she told me local LE was cracking down. A couple of nice looking girls, but most were pretty heavy.