Club Madonna Comments

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1527 Washington Avenue

Miami Beach, Florida 33139

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Monica V.  on Club Madonna

posted on 5 October, 2015
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Out of all the strip clubs I've visited, Club Madonna was the worst. And this was in Miami Beach! With all the beautiful women throughout this area, I had higher expectations, but I know better now. If bored and uninterested dancers with a lame crowd are your thing, then definitely go here. I didn't find any of the dancers attractive. Most were old looking and except for one, they all danced without any energy if they even danced at all. The single bathroom was disgusting.

timmykilla  on  Club Madonna

posted on 27 September, 2015
Joined 2 years ago
67 comments posted

Lackadaisical dancing by over the hill or overweight dancers. Take a Lyft or Uber to other nearby cities as this is the only club of its kind in South Beach. Seriously though...don't fall for the taxi sign ads that run amok in South Beach and go somewhere else...anywhere else.

Mistercap12  on  Club Madonna

posted on 27 September, 2015
Joined 2 years ago
59 comments posted

This place sucks. None alcoholic beer and over priced dances. They charged me 25 just to get a dance then asked for another 100. And bitched when I didn't tip

rogerrab2  on  Club Madonna

posted on 26 April, 2015
Joined 4 years ago
100 comments posted

This place is terrible. Besides the fact that is says I checked in twice. I didn't, we only stayed 10 min after getting our "non alcoholic" drinks that they call low alcohol. Don't waste your time or the cover charge.

igor34  on  Club Madonna

posted on 30 November, 2013
Joined 4 years ago
108 comments posted

Worst strip club ever, really expensive admission , they only sell beer (cheap one ) , wine ( even cheaper) and champagne ..... Low music , every girl in that club was like in slow motion , and I don't wanna say they're ugly , but they are . Sadly, they look wasted. I was expecting more from that strip club.

Ya  on Club Madonna

posted on 18 March, 2012
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It's a rinky dink strip club in South Beach. Take it for what it is. At least they speak English. If you want to see 100 quality dancers, in a big, badass strip club, go to Tootsies in Miami gardens.

my opinion  on Club Madonna

posted on 18 March, 2012
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dont waste your time or money. this place is one of worst clubs i have ever been to

igor  on Club Madonna

posted on 24 July, 2011
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This place steals your money. One dancer is part owner her name is Cassandra. She arranges sex for hire and is a pump. She also can find you good cocaine and alcohol after her partner Leroy leaves the club at night......beware of this dangerous and unlawful operation.

Psycho A Go-Go  on Club Madonna

posted on 13 June, 2011
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I've never been in this place. They always have these cheap looking dancers, hanging around the front entrance. Just from walking past, I get the feel that this place is shady as hell.

Upgrade  on Club Madonna

posted on 17 June, 2010
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Take it from someone who use to manage the place. Its a tourist trap not a strip club. High prices, snobby dancers and horrible money hungry atmos..As long as you see it as a tourist locale youre going to be ok. But if you measure it against anyother strip club youre going to lose your ruler.

HELP!  on Club Madonna

posted on 5 April, 2010
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ok this is the only 18 and over club i can find in miami but the comments below me say it sucks but they are old comments so i need a update is this club still a piece of shit or has it gotta better? please help? and is it expensive?

beemdublew@aol  on Club Madonna

posted on 18 December, 2009
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hey wisconsingirl , dont worry as long as theyr horny dudes like me , you will make money

wisconsindancer  on Club Madonna

posted on 8 December, 2009
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hey, can a dancer in this area or have worked here recently tell me about whats goin on in the club. how much is the tipout and is is worth the trip out there. how is the clientel in thisclub. any info would help.

AssnTits5  on  Club Madonna

posted on 28 August, 2009
Joined 8 years ago
171 comments posted

By far the worst strip club I've ever experienced.Club Madonna seems appealing from the outside.. which is how they lure their customers in. Total false advertisement. Perhaps if there was any other form of alcoholic substance my mind would have faked a good time. I had to rely on 6 glasses of white zinfandel. White Zinfandel. The dancers were beastly, and the few attractive ones were stuck up. I prefer Scarlett's and Solid Gold over this place anyday. One girl stood there lifelessly staring into an ultimate mist of A.D.D. while hardly clutching onto the pole. At one point I wanted to throw something at her to ensure she was still breathing. The next girl (I kid you not) walked on stage, kneeled down, and started texting on her phone throughout the WHOLE two songs. Even stopping to actually answer a phone call. I would have been better off sitting at home with a cold beer watching Real Sex or some cheesy softcore porn movie.So, yes.. it is really THAT bad.

Mark  on Club Madonna

posted on 18 May, 2008
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The interior of the club is impressive. The girls were no more than average looking with plenty of ugly ones. The girls will offer to fuck after work, which is how the make their money.

South Beach  on Club Madonna

posted on 24 January, 2008
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Overall not a bad club. Tuesday night is ladies night!

hello  on Club Madonna

posted on 15 November, 2007
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good time here love the club. the best

IL grlz...  on Club Madonna

posted on 11 November, 2007
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do you host ameture night? if so, details plz...

felixlover  on Club Madonna

posted on 18 October, 2007
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I wanted to know if Cassandra was still working there. She was smoking.

visiting Miamia  on Club Madonna

posted on 3 September, 2007
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Saddly disappointed by the experience went on a friday evening and the place was dead. Very second rate girls with limited interaction.

Cat and Amber  on Club Madonna

posted on 14 March, 2007
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I saw a comercial on tv advertising your club the two ladies Cat and Amber are they a mother and daughter team? They look alike and they look like mother and daughter.

ex  on Club Madonna

posted on 29 November, 2006
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I used to dance at this club and word to the wise: any club that does not offer alcohol has low class women and five times the price since they're not making money in liquor. to dancers: this club is disgusting. went home sick to my stomach with what went on. women leaving with 4-$6, 000 because they're escorts that bring clients. Champagne room covered in dry spooge and bouncer told me first night to fuck customers or i wouldn't make money. to customers: the champagne room is $300 where you get sparkling cider in a plastic cup and some nasty fat prostitute will charge you for all your worth just to suck your dick. it's nasty and degrades all strippers everywhere. if you wanna cheap fuck, get an escort.

kasandra~~~  on Club Madonna

posted on 22 November, 2006
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she is so hot and only 200$ per 40min you must be satisfied

So?  on Club Madonna

posted on 24 August, 2006
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What nights does Madonna work?

LMAO  on Club Madonna

posted on 1 August, 2006
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That sounds like a great club , , there is sex in the champagne room

the truth  on Club Madonna

posted on 15 May, 2006
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club madonna is the worst club i have ever worked at. they've cleaned up the club a little but before that you could get whatever u wanted from some of the girls. so scandelous and dirty......doin half price champagne rooms that included extras. after closing most of the time i would see used condoms layin on the floor, at least they were using protection.

this place  on Club Madonna

posted on 26 March, 2006
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This place is not nearly as bad as many of the posts on here make it seem like .. Trust me ... I was at a 3-night bachelor party in South Beach and the Miami area last weekend ... yes, Solid Gold, Scarlett's, and Thee DollHouse are a bit better, maybe even quite a bit, but trust me if you're drunk, Madonna's is plenty good enough :), The lap dances are great if you get the right girls ... Get the girl from the Czech Republic ! Unfortunately, I do not remember her name, but get her !!

same place ??  on Club Madonna

posted on 12 March, 2006
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Is this the same place that was called Vegas South Beach Cabaret about 4 years ago ??? I know it was on Washington Ave. and every girl seemed to be from Argentina, not that I'm complaining

want2worknystate  on Club Madonna

posted on 27 February, 2006
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i work in ny want to know about ur club give me info good and bad wb soon dancers and customers.

To MIA  on Club Madonna

posted on 22 February, 2006
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Are you saying Club Madonna ain't classy no more?

MIA  on Club Madonna

posted on 20 February, 2006
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Club ok i use to work there.now i work in a better classy club

the truth  on Club Madonna

posted on 16 February, 2006
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ok, what is the deal here? many have said that absolutely nothing goes on here, especially in the private room. lately, a couple of comments have said otherwise. somebody hand out some facts!!

bigdock  on Club Madonna

posted on 27 December, 2005
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I got my cock slobbed on for $20 at this place. The bitches are horny as shit. Also anything does go in the private rooms...

Andy  on Club Madonna

posted on 22 December, 2005
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It was my worst exp. in any strip club ever. Club looks very nice.But all the girls are completely trash.I did not see these kind of girls in whole south beach. They look like sex slaves from South America.DO NOT WASTE $20 cover.

Benz  on Club Madonna

posted on 2 September, 2005
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The reason they bleed you for $45 is because is in Miami Beach(south beach), you can go to other clubs and get more bang for your bucks.Almost everything in that area is expensive not to mention the attitude of some of the people that work in that area.

jerry  on Club Madonna

posted on 28 August, 2005
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Special thanks to ----for the (exxxtra special) champagne dance last night. I love this place!

hot picture  on Club Madonna

posted on 16 August, 2005
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was she a dancer in this club?

Use to go  on Club Madonna

posted on 18 June, 2005
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Not a bad looking club, usually not bad looking girls (even on weekdays). However, the price is not worth it. First off it is in South Beach, so you have to park in a garage most of the time (pay to park), the dances are $25 and most of the girls really don't give u a good dance. They don't even try to let you sit so u can "feel" the dance. There is no booze for those who go to these places to drink. One good thing, thought the girls may be persistant about you getting a dance from them, they don't walk around the club looking for tips. Been to alot of clubs where they do that...hate that...this club is not like that.

rutabaga22  on Club Madonna

posted on 10 March, 2005
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Don't bother. I thought there would be decent SC's within walking distance of South Beach because there are so many hot women there, but I was wrong. Just bite the bullet, get in your car, and drive to Tootsie's. At least you will have a good time.

not my first time  on Club Madonna

posted on 12 February, 2005
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all in all this club is a good place. what's wrong with the place? no booze for sure and the dances are a bit expensive oh and the girls are as pushy as I have seen but... the girls are hot, you don't waste your money on over-priced booze and once you go upstairs, the girls are fun. So, after my first time at this club, i will go back. When I think about what I usually spend at a club - 50 on booze and 150 on dances, i walked our spending less and having as much fun. Go.

rip off alert  on Club Madonna

posted on 1 February, 2005
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simply put, too costly, and get some girls who speak english. even broken english would have worked. yuk.

Jack Daniels  on Club Madonna

posted on 5 January, 2005
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The Good: Club Madonna has alot of gogeous girls. The bad: very expensive. 20 cover. These clowns cant get a liquer license. Not sure if you can even byob. dancers are extremely pushy to get you into VIP, where you can grope them some. Big deal. They should be happy with lap dances, but they are not.

Trust me..Part 1  on Club Madonna

posted on 19 December, 2004
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Stay away from this rip-off joint. $20 to get in. $40 for a lap dance. and guess what for VIP - $300 and this for something that is not at all different from what you get on the regular lap dance. The girls are snooty and only after your money. Heck, I dont mind spending $$ if its worth it...but paying thru your nose to get ripped-off. And imagine..I was asked for an additional $100 after I got inside VIP...ha ha.

StripFan  on Club Madonna

posted on 13 December, 2004
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Total crap. 20 bucks to get in, still no alcohol. Pushy ugly bitches won't take no for an answer. Their guts bigger than their tits, and most have big bad boob jobs anyway. If even half of them fullfilled their promises on what they do in the VIP then they wouldn't be able to walk. Though most do stagger quite a bit.Give this one a miss and take the drive to Tootsie's or Scarlett's.

streetbikeguy  on Club Madonna

posted on 17 October, 2004
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I went to club madonna in late 2003. All in all the club was pretty good compared to the clubs here in massachucetts. Alcohol would be nice at the club. The dancers coming up to you every two minutes for a dance got annoying... They won't NO for an answer. But hell, 25 bucks for a dance to suck on their tits, play with their tits or ass, that helped a little.

LatinJigga  on Club Madonna

posted on 27 September, 2004
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This Club was great on Friday Night, beautiful women all over, and if anyone goes there, make sure u get da right treatment from Pamela, she's a great girl.

shitty club  on Club Madonna

posted on 26 May, 2004
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first of all barely any parking, $20 cover, no alcohol only artificial shit, ladies just hustle you for money and so does the club, i payed 275 on "VIP"(if you can call it VIP) more like VUP(Very Unimportant Person. this place is crap!

atlboy  on Club Madonna

posted on 2 April, 2004
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Forget it. Its a ripoff joint

dancer  on Club Madonna

posted on 29 March, 2004
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what kinda money can be made here?

art  on Club Madonna

posted on 23 March, 2004
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liquor license was denied again due to proximity to the elementary school.

Canadian dancer  on Club Madonna

posted on 25 February, 2004
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I heard that this club was finally getting a liquor license. If this is true, when? and will this club get busier?

local  on Club Madonna

posted on 11 February, 2004
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out of town girl, don't bother here, you should hit up tootsies if you're lookin to make some real cash

out of town girl  on Club Madonna

posted on 11 February, 2004
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i am going to be in sobe for i minute and was looking for a nice club to work at...i looked over the website and am sure that i would meet the club standards.. what is a night like here if someone could take a couple mins and lte me know......thanx

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