Bottoms Up Reviews

1.9

5655 Southwest 8th Street

Miami, Florida 33134

dj legend

posted on 8 April, 2011
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.6
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
2.5
Overall Hospitality
2.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
2.5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
2.5
Sound System and DJ
5

The only thing I can say Is we are in the process of change in a good way.Also new general manager along with experienced Djs in the adult entertainment world.Where else are you gonna go have a good time and drink Heiniken beers for 2 dollars between 4 and 7pm.NOWHERE.So stop by and we will treat you like you deseverve to be treated.

billy

posted on 26 November, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.2
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
3.8
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
3.8
Sound System and DJ
5

spanish and black girlz, very cheap compared to other clubs

Pedro

posted on 10 August, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

It sucks!!!

luis

posted on 7 April, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

a shit hole in the ground you couldnt pay me to go there

Luis

posted on 17 January, 2008
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

Had a great time

Poiyzin

posted on 17 August, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

The manager of this place is a dick!! I went to try and get a job there, the minute i walk in I see this girl with a HUGE ass and not the nice ones I mean the ones with Dimples cause they're so fat, and the girls got no boobs and looks like she might be missing some teeth... old nasty and spanish, he looks at me and says I'm too big for the club, to lose some weight and try back. I was so mad I totally forgot to point out the nasty ass bitch on the stage but whatever... got a job at Stir Crazy... much better club BY FAR!

luis

posted on 17 July, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

i worked at this club several years ago it is a shit hole in the ground the management is below standard with no regard on how to treat clietle the owner is partnered with the owner of bare nessecity and are the biggest losers in this bussiness