Cafe Risque Comments


17035 County Road 234

Micanopy, Florida 32667

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Re: Terry  on Cafe Risque

posted on August 18, 2018
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I think she's the one i like and def love the woman at door anyway to look them up

rhinowpb  on  Cafe Risque

posted on February 8, 2016
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This club rocks!

igor34  on  Cafe Risque

posted on January 8, 2015
Joined 5 years ago
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I stopped in for breakfast not expecting much at 10:00 am on the 23rd. The server was especially exceptional, her name was Cherry, she was very congenial and kept us a hot cup of coffee. I was very impressed with the service and the food, I had eggs and bacon, (every thing is better with bacon) the thing I enjoyed the most was Cherry's openness talking to me and who I was with. I left a good tip. They were extremely reasonable, and Cherry made my whole drive to Orlando worth every cent I spent there. I would recommend stopping to anyone, it will be on my favorite spots to stop from now on!

chris  on Cafe Risque

posted on May 12, 2014
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Just wondering when that lovely Paris is working? I love seeing here dance and she makes you feel super comfortable. Thanks for the good time Sunday.

RE: MICK!!!!  on Cafe Risque

posted on November 17, 2013
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What kind of details? im looking for a dancing job?????

Mick  on Cafe Risque

posted on September 22, 2013
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Did you ever find out what you wanted to know? Can give you A LOT of details. How would I get with you?

Nj W.  on Cafe Risque

posted on August 28, 2013
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Decent food, large menu, 3/5 girls were hot, no touching, nude on stage, topless only 30$ lapdances (not worth the price), nice staff, old building, not the best atmosphere. Mandy have the near dance out of the girls on the floor. I really enjoyed Jacky, the manager!

HELP  on Cafe Risque

posted on August 21, 2013
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How is this place?? Is it still open?? I'm moving from Chicago and looking for another dancing job in the gainseville area..any suggestions??

Michael P.  on Cafe Risque

posted on March 3, 2012
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Oh, gawd. I'm so conflicted. Where to begin? This is an out-of-the-way truck stop/cafe with naked dancing chicks. It's brightly lit, and the jukebox music the gals dance to is patron-fed so expect a few long pauses and everything coming to a screeching stop when enough songs aren't bought. I can't recommend the food since I didn't buy any, but my clothes smelled like diner steak & eggs when I went home. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty. Instantly washed the things I wore. Alright, the dancers. We're all flowers, so I'll try to be delicate. Most were large, a few were mothers of more than two children, and they seem to have all been practicing their Kegel exercises together. One of the waitresses was obviously meth'd out but she still managed to bring me bottled water in a timely fashion. I enjoy talking, and to whomever - these gals had interesting stories and all what you would guess them to be. Here's my conflict. Technically, this place should get zero stars as a whole, but I believe it should get 10 stars if someone said this place would be part of a trucker museum. Two stars is arbitrary. It should never go away, and should be kept as an oddity, or as a piece of Americana. In all my years, I've never seen anything like this anywhere in the world. As a keepsake, I bought my friend a button that says "I give private dances", and he wears it to work. Don't ask.Will I go back? No. Well, maybe if a daring friend who needs me as an excuse to go there asks me to. But, if you're reading a strip-club review, it means that you should go. Just don't touch anything. Don't order any food. And change into clean underwear afterwards, just like your mother always told you.

Denny S.  on Cafe Risque

posted on March 4, 2011
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Took my wife back to Cafe' Risque' for her birthday. It was her idea! We aren't kids and love this type entertainment. However this trip was a disappointment. Only one dancing girl with a real stripper's body. Others cute enough. But built like teeny boppers. As I wrote, we are grown ups. We prefer grown up well endowed strippers. They were short handed..or short female hot bodies.. So it was repeated acts by same little kids who weren't even exciting or entertaining. We've seen more action at the beach. Perhaps we went back too soon. Not something to do regularly. Still treated nicely and had good meal. Also,on this trip there were at least half dozen other couples there. Nice to see that for a change.

Fire-Bob  on Cafe Risque

posted on September 6, 2010
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The biggest thing I will miss about Florida is the Cafe' risque. Loved the ladies. tghe management was friendly & the food was good. I may never find my way back to the Cafe' but in my heart & my very dirty mind, I never left. The ladies all trated me well If you were ever qurious & never been, go! When you get look for Lina & or Cherry.

Stiffler  on Cafe Risque

posted on April 24, 2010
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The last time I was there, there was a really slim, cute and sexy girl named Jennifer. Is she still there? I would come back just to see her if she is there. She was adorable. I wish you guys had a website or posted pictures here because I wan to show my friends how hot she is. I'm sure it would bring in more customers.

Jason  on Cafe Risque

posted on February 23, 2010
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Are the dances here full contact?

Edwin  on Cafe Risque

posted on January 30, 2010
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Been here twice during my trips as a trucker, nice place. Enjoy the free showers as well as the food and of course the gorgeous ladies. Last time I was there enjoyed my stay with Alex...... she is gorgeous in every way, great private lap dance from her too...will go back again

Matt  on Cafe Risque

posted on July 17, 2009
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I have the same question as Bubba. People are saying that adrianna and rogue are hot but this club has no pictures. Does anyone know what they look like??? Can anyone describe them??? What is so hot about them???

Bubba  on Cafe Risque

posted on April 18, 2009
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What did Adrianna and Rogue look like? I wish this place had either a website or at least posted dancer pictures here.

Raoul Duke  on Cafe Risque

posted on May 15, 2008
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Went for college night, best girls definitely left at 11. Still mainly flat chested girls who dance decent on the poles but are disappointing in private. Monica is inked up and has meat on the bones, but she gives a better private dance than anyone else.

Dan D.  on Cafe Risque

posted on May 7, 2008
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Uh...If you're from the south, then you know. If you've ever driven down south, you have to have seen the signs. Being on tour, you do ALOT of driving. Living in a van with a bunch of dudes, you say and hear some pretty funny shit. But when you see bright yellow sign after bright yellow sign that says "WE BARE IT ALL - BREAKFAST / LUNCH / DINNER" you have no choice but to stop - Regardless of how ashamed you KNOW you'd be if ANYONE but the dudes you were in the van with ever found out. It's about time I came clean.I've been here. It's amazing. I won't say whether or not it's a good amazing or a bad amazing. Just imagine 2 eggs over easy with bacon and toast. Then imagine a Reddick, FL native bringing it out to your table completely nude. I mean naked. If that's not enough, imagine eating it while that same Reddick, FL native gives the guy next to you a lap dance. That's all I am going to say. 5 stars to this place for the signage alone. The rest is up to you...

Doop  on Cafe Risque

posted on April 27, 2008
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Went there last night for my bachlor party. The single hottest girl there was Rouge. I defently thought the $50 dance charge was well worth it.

Nathan O  on Cafe Risque

posted on February 23, 2008
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Con Job? Been to this club several times this past year. There's a dancer who just cleans the mirrors when she's on stage. At first I thought it was isolated but she did it everytime. She slowly wipes the mirrors and by the time she's finished...her set is done. And get this...she never took her clothes off and danced like the other ladies. I thought it was f**ked up considering the other dancers were working hard. She's tall with brownish blonde hair. Check it out for yourself. She's consistent!

Wtf...  on Cafe Risque

posted on February 19, 2008
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Heard that girl Adrianna was back, is that true she's smoking hot!

random soldier  on Cafe Risque

posted on February 18, 2008
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this place is a nice club and the girls are gorgous, but they are really bitchy and the place is packed with a bunch of high school kids who are just legal to come into the place, i won't be back there

Curious  on Cafe Risque

posted on November 26, 2007
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Who is the slim girl with the looong dark hair who usually wears dark rimmed glasses. She has that sexy librarian thing going on when she removes the glasses and lets her hair down. She is hot. Does anyone know her name and does anyone have a picture of her to post here???

jerry  on Cafe Risque

posted on October 2, 2007
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you gays are a asholles

Paul  on Cafe Risque

posted on September 28, 2007
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I second the criticism on private dance supervison. This one dancer gave me a lecture while the song was playing on what the rules are. I told her several times I had been there before and there was no need. She still did it. I soon realize it was con job. She uses the time to explain the rules to shorten the private dance. Look out for her. She's tall, blonde, with a big jug head. She avoids talking one on one and she asks everyone if they want a private dance. She isn't worth it.

Robert  on Cafe Risque

posted on July 8, 2007
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I was in last week and met Diamond. She is a very beautiful and nice lady. Also saw Cherry, who is always pleasant, happy and flirty. Thank you ladies for making my day a nice one.

James  on Cafe Risque

posted on June 20, 2007
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Elaina was my first laip dance ever.. and got to say she made me feel very comfortable and even extended the dance seeing the first song was realy short and it was my 21st birthday. Would make the hour drive again just to see her. :)

Bridget...  on Cafe Risque

posted on June 17, 2007
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This girl is too pretty for a disaster such as this club. Very hot...I'm thinking she's the only reason we'll go back. Anybody know when she works?

paige  on Cafe Risque

posted on June 8, 2007
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im looking to get a job here. how much are house fees and what type of clientel do you guys usually expect?

Jim  on Cafe Risque

posted on June 1, 2007
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This is the worst strip club experience i have experienced. The place is lite up so you can see how nasty the broads are. The lap dances are shit and cost a fortune and not in the class of a Tampa club. During the lap dance you have a fucking supervision like a damn prom. Drive two hours south to Tampa and hit up Pink Pony where you can actually get a happy ending.

That girl...  on Cafe Risque

posted on May 24, 2007
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Where's KC been? She used to dance weekday afternoons.

ray  on Cafe Risque

posted on May 20, 2007
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I used to live in Gainesville, and practically lived at Cafe Risque. I was in town for a visit recently, and the place is much improved. They have moved the private dance area to a new space. And I had some private dances that were GREAT! The food here is great, it is on I-75 at the Micanopy exit (look for the signs). There is a well lighted parking lot. Dancing continues until 3am I think. Thursday nights are not as busy as weekends.

G and C  on Cafe Risque

posted on April 15, 2007
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Stopped in Friday night early. 1st time there. Bizzare! I felt like I was in Denny's! The dance floor is about 25' X 4" with brass poles every 3 feet or so. 2 girls at a time dancing. There were seats at the stage, a row of tables along the wall, then booths across from the door, plus a back room with more tables. Didn't eat, but the prices looked reasonable. $8 cover, $5 w/CDL. I got 2 draft O'Douls and my tab came to $3.99. I think the minimum is something like $3.75. The girls were friendly and good looking. No touching at the dance floor. You put your $ in the garter. I didn't get a lap dance. I'll wait to go back to the Red Garter in Key West for that. Would I go back? Nah.

Shaved Bald  on Cafe Risque

posted on March 24, 2007
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Wonderful time on a Saturday morning. Got a great breakfast hand then Had an awesome dance from Clarissa! Man she is totally hot! Nice place, great girls. I'll be back!

?  on Cafe Risque

posted on March 23, 2007
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Is KC still dancing at the Cafe?

Lou  on Cafe Risque

posted on March 19, 2007
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The most beautiful girl at Cafe Risque is Desiree' she's absolutely beautiful. She works mornings. I live in Louisiana and stop by everytime I go to Gainsville.

Terry  on Cafe Risque

posted on March 18, 2007
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Elaina was the best. I got two private dances from her and I can't wait to go back and see her again.

Michelle  on Cafe Risque

posted on March 7, 2007
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I love to have RUFF SEX with black guys, and swallow there CUM:)

Casi  on Cafe Risque

posted on March 7, 2007
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I want a SEXY girl, to make out with me! No F-ING MEN.

Jeff  on Cafe Risque

posted on February 7, 2007
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Thanks again Cherry for a wonderful time. Anyone going here should spend some time with this very personable lady.

JT  on Cafe Risque

posted on February 7, 2007
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I stopped in the Cafe Risque and got a lap dance from a very attractive dancer named Alexis. It was fun. I will probably go again, though it is a drive.

Mike  on Cafe Risque

posted on December 7, 2006
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Mandy, I want to thank you for being so nice to me today:) I wish you a very merry Christmas and happy new year!! You R the BEST....Mike!!

Carl  on Cafe Risque

posted on August 25, 2006
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I was on a trip up north, and I was at a strip club called ~HY-WAY-PLAY-GROUND. It is so much nicer and the girls are alot nicer than they are in the Cafe Risque! They have free food and drinks there also................Thank You:)

kk55  on Cafe Risque

posted on August 8, 2006
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hey everyone, are girls really allowed in here? It says "everyone welcome" but you know how that goes. Can girls buy dances too? Some clubs I've been to they can, others no. looks like a fun little place, in an otherwise boring part of FL that I just moved to.

Mike  on Cafe Risque

posted on July 24, 2006
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Who ever wrote that they want to pee in my beer is fine with me....i dont drink!!!!!!!!!!

Mike  on Cafe Risque

posted on July 23, 2006
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Thank You ~MANDY~ for the info. on the Cafe coming to Waldo:)

?  on Cafe Risque

posted on July 18, 2006
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Went into Risque last month on a Thursday night and met a great looking blonde who gave a helluva dance. Only problem is I'm headed back that way and can't remember her name or when she may dance during the week. She's tall, shoulder-length blonde hair, kinda curly. Very experienced dancer...any guesses? Thanks.

Impressed  on Cafe Risque

posted on July 17, 2006
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The waitress Cameo was very attentive and joyful. She gave one of the most arousing lap dances ever recieved. She alone is reason to go, think she works later shift (was in around 10-11) the beggining of the week. Food was great, overall a very good experience. Will definately be in again to see Cameo.

mandy  on Cafe Risque

posted on June 24, 2006
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cafe risque is opening a adult toystore in will have dancers and private dancers, but no food...oh and Bridgett left she moved to Vegas

Enjoyable time  on Cafe Risque

posted on June 12, 2006
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Stopped by here on 6/11/06 while returning home from Tampa with friends. Was surprised to find that all the girls working were attractive and the food was even pretty good as well. The cost for a private dance was $30 but concidering the area don't guess it was to expensive and the friend of mine that went back said it was nice. Would stop back by here again if in the area. How can you beat it, filling but simple food and attractive naked women. Beats McDonalds. There was a $7 cover charge to get in.

Mike  on Cafe Risque

posted on March 25, 2006
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I have heard that a cafe risque is coming to Waldo Florida, is that true or false? If that is true (I love the cafe) I will be there ALOT!!!!

Bandit  on Cafe Risque

posted on March 3, 2006
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I agree with Marc; Bridgett is gorgeous! Anybody happen to know her schedule? I go through Florida quite a bit.

renee  on Cafe Risque

posted on February 5, 2006
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were bed dances done here in 2001? What all happened during a lap dance for 50 dollars in 2001? it was 50 dollars for songs 3-4 minutes long, right, in 2001? Was there any contact allowed for that in 2001?

Marc  on Cafe Risque

posted on January 20, 2006
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Stopped by last weekend and a great time. Beautiful wpmen with nice pussies....can see the lips actually split they are so close. Brigette was the hottie of the night. definitely worth the for military, saved $2! Peace MJ

BigAl  on Cafe Risque

posted on January 18, 2006
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I was in this club on MLKJr day and the service was awesome. The food was great and the private dance from Elaina was top notch. I will continue to be a patron of this club when I am in the area.

Mike  on Cafe Risque

posted on August 13, 2005
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I forgot to tell you I was in the Cafe Risque in Miconopy Florida. Could you please tell VENUS I said hello? And I will stop in to see her on Monday...08/15/05 :)!!!! Thank You!! ~Mike~

Mike Knupp  on Cafe Risque

posted on August 13, 2005
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I was in cafe risque on 08/10/05 And I have to say VENUS is the nicest looking girl, and polite girl in ever meet:)!!!! I really enjoyed talking to her!!!!!!!! She might remember me....I gave her a (Two dollar bill) She told me she will be working on Monday..08/15/05....I told her I will stop in to see and talk to her again!! VENUS is really a sweet heart!!!!! Could you please tell her I said that? By the way, my name is Mike. Thank you so much for your time! ~~~Mike~~~

spanky  on Cafe Risque

posted on February 10, 2005
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hey, what about the prices on the different dances?

dancer  on Cafe Risque

posted on February 9, 2005
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can anyone tell me any info on this club moving to ocala in 2 weeks and want to know about this club? any info would help. thanx

Happy  on Cafe Risque

posted on November 15, 2004
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I haven't been in here in a couple years because it was all tease, but stopped in for lunch and was impressed at the changes. Full Nude no alcohol, and min $3.50 food purchase after $7 cover. Dancers nice and young, except for one older one, but it was Sunday afternoon. Much improved private dances, but three options. Full nude with no contact and hands RESTRAINED (couldn't believe that one, but yep, its true they tie up your hands) Topless with best friction ever laying back on a bed, or the new one, full nude behind a one way mirror so dancer can't see you, uh, um, you know.

Man_in_yellow_hat  on Cafe Risque

posted on May 11, 2004
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To miamiguy - Sounds like you were there on the wrong night. I've been there several times and there were at least a dozen girls, although most left by 4am. And out of that dozen, at least 6 were 7+ and one was definitely a 10. A couple of the girls sat with me for a few minutes. Like any club, the dancers come and go, and I figure the management changes once in awhile. Another possibility, I know some of the dancers are students at U of F and it could be that you were there during finals week or something where the schedules were handled badly. PS. this BB software sucks.

Man  on Cafe Risque

posted on May 11, 2004
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I haven't been to this place in awhile but since nobody else here has any good info... To curious - The private dance is in a very small curtained room on a small bed, just room for you and the dancer. You take off your shoes, leave them outside the room, then lie back and keep your hands to yourself. Dancer is topless but usually wears at least 2 layers of bottom. The full nude dancing is only on the stages. At least one of the private rooms had a horizontal pole over the bed that she could brace herself. Very comfortable, good friction. Some of the girls are chatty while on your lap. Others are good at sexy eye contact.

curious george  on Cafe Risque

posted on April 4, 2004
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How was the quality of the private dance? Can you explain the setup on the private area? Thanks

miamiguy  on Cafe Risque

posted on April 2, 2004
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There's absolutely no action here unless you pay for a private dance, only one girl to service 20 truckers, she spent all her time in the back room... no floor show... expensive drinks.... but they did refund my cover charge, hoping that i would come back. there is no way in hell i would ever return.