Port Hole Pub Reviews

3.4

501 Sample Road

Pompano Beach, Florida 33064

Darnell

posted on 27 July, 2017
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

The dancer rating is 5 because they all want to please, though some need to be reminded that it's a gentlemen's club, not a club built to celebrate their existence (Diva). Club hospitality is a 5 because all staff are friendly and they don't pull back the curtain when getting a private dance. Dancer variety is a 5 because although most all the dancers are African-American but there are fat ones, skinny ones, pregnant ones and even some with sexually-transmitted diseases. Drinks value is a 5 because if the dancer I like is getting hammered, then she'll give me more mileage during the 2 for $25 special promotion. Club atmosphere gets a 5 because this Porthole Pub was renovated in 2006 or so and still looks up-to-date. Private dances are really whatever you want at the price point you agree upon. Just keep in mind one thing, if you actually cum for some reason and she happily cleans you up, be extra sure she's not putting some of you up inside her, getting pregnant and then coming after you. If that same girls asks your phone#, don't give it to her. Go in when there is no cover charge (before 8PM). Hats off to the DJ for playing great music and having 2-for-1's often. Busy hands are usually at work on the far side of the bar. On really slow nights I've had exiting and obviously drunk dancers proposition me in the parking lot. Most all of the dancers inside will give you their phone number for a rendezvous outside of the club. The back, back room costs too much for what you get. Seriously, meet the girl at a nearby motel or her apartment and you'll have way more fun no house fees! Soleol is gone, but Temptation is there. Get her drinking and after 4 White Russians go do a 2-for-$25 and see what happens...Who knows....it might actually be a 2-for-$25 deal instead of the $85 she insisted on before. Wish Porthole Pub had a no-pimp rule and then there'd be more room for customers. Excepting their stockings

Updatefromoutoftowner

posted on 30 May, 2017
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.3
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
2.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
0.5
Value for Money, Drinks
0.5
Value for Money, Food
0.5
OVerall Atmosphere
3.5
Sound System and DJ
5

Monica thinks she's all that and prices have gone up. Chanel might be negotiated but Soleil is the best value even though prices have gone up all around. Justice, Charleze, Scarlett, Angel, are all a waste of time. Get specifics of what will happen behind the curtain BEFORE you go back there! Give the girl a lot of drinks or find one at the end of day shift 6-8 PM who drank too much and she'll usually give you more mileage. Variety of dancers 11 black/island girls vs. 1 white chick.

marilysweett

posted on 8 February, 2017
Joined 6 months ago
2 reviews posted
Overall Rating3.7
Quality of the Dancers
4
Private Dances, Value for Money
4
Overall Hospitality
4
Guest to Dancer Ratio
4
Variety of Dancers
3.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
3.5
Value for Money, Drinks
3.5
Value for Money, Food
3.5
OVerall Atmosphere
3.5
Sound System and DJ
3.5

Great time! Chanel, Monica and Soleil are eager to please as was Linda. DJ was awesome spinning popular music as the crowd changed in the late evening. Girls were friendly and didn't mind a little chit chat before asking for a dance. In the back the dancing was very nice and the girls were really good dancers. I spend several hours with Linda and she was a good conversationalist, so was Soleil too. Cover at 8 of $10 is unnecessary as this should just be a weekend thing. Parking has improved in the Brazilian Plaza and seems safer than it has been over the years. Drink prices are exorbitantly high for a cocktail. Theirs are $14 for a margarita when it should be half that. It's a shame that the girls don't even get credit for your buying them such high-priced drinks. Word of caution: If you remain in the back (dancing area) to talk after you're "done", the club will charge you per song no matter what you are doing. EXIT THE DANCING AREA AS SOON AS YOU ARE FINISHED so as to reduce misunderstandings.

Wetkitty2

posted on 24 January, 2017
Joined 7 months ago
4 reviews posted
Overall Rating4.0
Quality of the Dancers
3.5
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.5
Overall Hospitality
3.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.5
Variety of Dancers
3.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
4.5
Value for Money, Drinks
4.5
Value for Money, Food
4
OVerall Atmosphere
4.5
Sound System and DJ
4.5

These guys always give the girls hard time so I am not ever going to work here again.

RichyLou

posted on 22 January, 2017
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.8
Quality of the Dancers
3
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.5
Overall Hospitality
3.5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
4
Variety of Dancers
4
Value for Money, Cover Charge
4
Value for Money, Drinks
4
Value for Money, Food
4
OVerall Atmosphere
4
Sound System and DJ
3.5

Let me know about this Chanel. Does she work the dayshift or night shift? I would like to have a good experience with her.

Vladmir

posted on 5 January, 2017
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.4
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
0.5
Value for Money, Drinks
3.5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

Great time! Chanel, Monica and Soleil are eager to please as was Linda. DJ was awesome spinning popular music as the crowd changed in the late evening. Girls were friendly and didn't mind a little chit chat before asking for a dance. In the back the dancing was very nice and the girls were really good dancers. I spend several hours with Linda and she was a good conversationalist, so was Soleil too. Cover at 8 of $10 is unnecessary as this should just be a weekend thing. Parking has improved in the Brazilian Plaza and seems safer than it has been over the years. Drink prices are exorbitantly high for a cocktail. Theirs are $14 for a margarita when it should be half that. It's a shame that the girls don't even get credit for your buying them such high-priced drinks. Word of caution: If you remain in the back (dancing area) to talk after you're "done", the club will charge you per song no matter what you are doing. EXIT THE DANCING AREA AS SOON AS YOU ARE FINISHED so as to reduce misunderstandings.

Jessie L.

posted on 27 June, 2016
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating3.0
Quality of the Dancers
3
Private Dances, Value for Money
3
Overall Hospitality
3
Guest to Dancer Ratio
4
Variety of Dancers
3.5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
4
Value for Money, Drinks
2
Value for Money, Food
1.5
OVerall Atmosphere
3.5
Sound System and DJ
2.5

Always have fun at the porthole it's more of a corner bar atmosphere by day lots of regulars didn't pay much attention to the girls they kinda do their own thing don't over harass you if you are with friends at the bar. The girls that are friends with the regulars though def will come hang out and drink play the bar games joke around . It's a fun place if you just want to hang with some loose broads if your looking for more of a gentleman's club experience might not be you cup of t

regular

posted on 23 February, 2009
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

a landmark in broward

Teddy

posted on 13 June, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

Drugs whores and more drugs? yeah cops will be there verrrrrrrrry soooooon, did a lap dance and there was a drug needle next to me

Frank

posted on 8 June, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating2.3
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
5

No comment for this review

Blowjob Bob

posted on 7 June, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating5.0
Quality of the Dancers
5
Private Dances, Value for Money
5
Overall Hospitality
5
Guest to Dancer Ratio
5
Variety of Dancers
5
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
5
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

The best place in Broward to get a bj

joegirl

posted on 11 April, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.3
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
2.5

the girls there are theifs and nothing but trash. hold on to your wallets and anything else they can steal from you. diseased infested skanks not worth the time or energy. you can get better girls at a trailer park.

c

posted on 4 April, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

No comment for this review

too good

posted on 4 April, 2007
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating1.2
Quality of the Dancers
1.2
Private Dances, Value for Money
1.2
Overall Hospitality
1.2
Guest to Dancer Ratio
1.2
Variety of Dancers
1.2
Value for Money, Cover Charge
1.2
Value for Money, Drinks
1.2
Value for Money, Food
1.2
OVerall Atmosphere
1.2
Sound System and DJ
1.2

disease infested club

scott

posted on 28 November, 2006
This review was posted anonymously

Overall Rating4.5
Quality of the Dancers
3.8
Private Dances, Value for Money
3.8
Overall Hospitality
3.8
Guest to Dancer Ratio
3.8
Variety of Dancers
3.8
Value for Money, Cover Charge
5
Value for Money, Drinks
5
Value for Money, Food
N/A
OVerall Atmosphere
5
Sound System and DJ
5

best club in so.florida

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