Went there at night 12 years ago, and thought I had gone to heaven (my kind of heaven, anyway), about 30 beautiful, totally naked girls walking around. There wasn't an ugly one in the bunch. Went there a couple of weeks ago during the day, and it couldn't have been more different - only one girl working, and nothing to write home about at that. Maybe it's still hoppin' at night, but the day shift could use a little help.
Blech. Went there a couple of days ago. Hardly anyone there. No attractive girls. Made me appreciate NYC clubs more.
are the girls allowed to walk around the club nude?
Any fitness model or bodybuilder types dancing at this club
Isnt this the stripclub that EXPLOITS each of thr DAncers who work here by making extra money off of video footage of them getting dressed in the dressing room while they get ready for work and also while they are dancing on stage by playing thisVIDEO fotage on their website for anyone to see whether the girls like it or not. Its a wonder how many grown dancers still put up with this. Very cold dry atmosphere here. How sad they use the dancers every way they can.
Cassandra, if you just happen to be dancing again at this club it serves you right. I hope you stay just as broke working here as you claimed you were working at the club in Tennessee or the club in Alabama. do not forget I will not take you back what so ever.
The review cannot be higher than a 3 simply because they don't serve alcohol. That's just me. If you don't need booze, then this place is a 4.I do commend them for not overcharging for a soda. $3 for a coke. I was expecting, like $8 or something. Kudos to the club for that.I was pleasantly surprised at the quality of the ladies. Being all nude and no alcohol, I expected a hefty dose of average. But it was quite the opposite - there were some of the most beautiful, sexy, and in-shape dancers I have ever seen. And they were not overly aggressive. Rather, they were pretty sweet. Yeah, all nude. I liked that. And it was exposed tastefully as one can get. It was, in a word, awesome. I am not a big pole-trick person, but this changed my mind - most of these girls were excellent, and used the pole to their advantage to give you a nice view of paradise. I also liked the pull-up bars at stage edge where they could hang in front of you. Again, paradise.There were a few African-American ladies who were absolutely perfect. Dances were reasonably priced, with the girls negotiating between $20-$30 per dance. You can pay less with a quantity discount. The dances I had - and I had plenty - were very good. They are nude, and your hands can wander, but just not into the nether regions. The grind was OK. I am sure they go a little easy as I imagine bare vagina on, say, jeans is not all that comfortable. The lap dance area is just a series of sofa-esque benches. Virtually no privacy. I did not care for that. You can have another guy right next to you if it's busy. And with no privacy - if you are looking for extra attention and service - forget it. You will go home very horny. If you're married, take it easy on your wife.Besides the lack of privacy, my only cons are:- there were no Asians the two nights I have been there. And I have a huge thing for Asians.- $20 cover, but I'll forgive it since the soda was so cheap.- No DJ. Juke box. Girls had to put in their own money. It often went silent. They should just it on auto and keep it flowing.Overall, I was impressed for a no alcohol venue. But it's a midpoint pit stop - have some drinks in bar elsewhere, then go here for a little while, then finish up in another "real" bar (with or without titties, you're call). Or go home and rail your spouse.
Cassandra, I am so fucking livid with you right now!
joe is a clown... But no need to bring his religion into it !
The town gives him a hard time and that's apparently why he puts no money back into this place.
I've heard about this club for years, and finally got to visit it recently. It wasn't what I was expecting but nevertheless had a good time! The format's a little odd but the girls are beautiful! It was a little like swimming with sharks with so many girls in such a small place. But yes, it does live up to its reputation. I'll be back!
Cute girls. No booze is annoying. 20$ cover. Decent dances. Much better than scores next door.
Danced from three different girls. Katie has beautiful eyes. Great contact all around. $20 cover seems a little steep. Dances are worth the $20-$25 price.
I was at Mons and did have a great time, but I am very sad, because I did not see the beautiful Aubrey.
I am looking forward to seeing some beautiful girls soon. I cannot wait! I love Mons! When will Joe put in some private booths? That's only downer about the place. The private dances are not so private. Even 2001 has a private area.
Had a good time here. It's a very pricy place but it is full nude. Didn't buy any dances just sat by main stage and threw some bills. Most of the women were gorgeous and the ones that weren't were also the most obnoxious when it came to begging for dances. I'd go back next time I'm in Tampa!
glad I got my woman out of this club and made her a truck driver's wife here in the great volunteer state of Tennessee! only in the United States of America!
I am still dreaming of Aubrey. I may be going to a conference in Orlando in Feb. I hope she will still be there. I really like this young lady. So beautiful!!
I got engaged to a woman who worked at this club in December of 2014! only in America.
My friends and I decided to go to this strip club for my birthday since the reviews mentioned it was the best one in the Tampa area. Girls are ok, place definitely needs some TLC, other than that is just Ok. I would recommend to check out another strip club specially when the cover is $20 but not worth it.
I can't believe I am even commenting on this....I was on Vacation. Went to a hotel to spend the night before traveling back home via the airport. Went out for a stroll, saw 3 "Gentleman's Clubs" on my way. Coming back, I kinda had to pinch myself not to try one. I guess the word NEUD must of made me pick this one, and I had NO regrets afterwards :)Well, actually I do have one regret...spending about $100 there lol. This place got pricy...fast! $20 to just get in, and that doesn't include the dances. I think I must have hit it on a slow night or something because I had multiple women come around me asking for dances, It was like picking and choosing between 15 different suiters, and myself realizing that I only had money for 3! :o Also spent just a few minutes with a water watching the girls on the strip bars, that was fun too!First girl I had was a tester....pretty but not my type though. That's when I realized I had to be more 'picky' with the girls I chose. The other 2 were MUCH better. More polite. They told me exact where TO touch and where NOT to touch. (Guys: Women don't mind you moving their breasts around....casually though. BUT there is NO touching below the belt if you know what I'm sayin). Songs were about 3 minutes long each. Best part was the performance. Girls naked griniding on you, you just sit back and relax ;) Sometimes a slight hold around the hips makes things a bit smoother, or so I found. As I said, ask before you do....but my girls were fine with me touching boobs (first time, so maybe they took it easy on me). Cons: It's a public place. So there is NO privacy inside the joint. As I mentioned the cost of the place (there is an ATM there but you know...fees apply so come with money BEFORE you enter). If you like Beer...there isn't any, but in all honesty, I think that is what makes this place BETTER! The last thing you want to see is a bunch of drunken dudes falling over women and having the women slap them for something stupid they did.Pro: Sexy, full blown Neud ladies. Some with the best Bodies all around Tampa Bay!! My oh my was that a fun night! :D Other side note: Best to shower before AND/Or after you come. Sadly, I didn't come knowing I was going at first, so I don't know if I got the best dance....but trust me, you need to shower afterwards, or at least I did. I think that's it. Have fun! :)
The owner of this club is a jew, Joe Redner. Jews are known for exploiting people for money. I wouldn't give a cent to this clown. He isn't a hero or champion of anyone's rights. He's a typical jew trying to make money by exploitation. It's about time Tampa shut him down.
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I used to get dances from Danny (Danielle) she was a hot little pistol when she was 18. She might be late 20's now and working in Clearwater. Any 411 ? Happy Hunting brothers. Hey joe? How about a proper bathroom so i can drop a deuce ??
My go-to spot whenever I am in Tampa. Worth checking out during off hours like early afternoons. The girls are friendly, beautiful and for the most part, not pushy. Best to have a budget because you could lose yourself here for hours and can easily spend lots of money!!
have a regular here in memphis, tennessee who used to work at this club.
What's the name of the very petite girl from Barbados? She gave me some incredible dances, thank you!!
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steve will you lick my sweet ass..?? I will make it taste like strawberries for you babe...I love u and want to have ur babies...
I am far from girlie! I do not have a problem with Steve. If he is able to get more action then more power to him. I need to step up my game then. I had about seven dances with her and tipped her pretty good. I do not know why she was really strict with me. I will find out later this year when I go back down there.
You are like girlie man! I wouldn't take that shit from Steve. She is begging him to fuck her. So, obviously she'll fuck anybody. What she wants is something more than five dances.
Maybe that was the problem. I was more out in the open instead of in the corner. Then again, maybe she just likes you more than me...lol. Hopefully I will get a chance to try again!
I'm a regular at MV and saw Aubrey just two weeks ago. Real hot and awesome boobs. I always like the dark corner seat and Aubrey liked it too. Got plenty of mileage with five dances. She grinded me first and I fondled her boobs and crotch. She sat facing me for four dances and let me suck her boobs and during the last two dances, we had several continuous deep French kisses. During the last dance I really kept pulling her hips and grinding her crotch and she did whisper 'fuck me baby'.
You are so hot you made me make some typographical errors.
Has anyone danced with Aubrey (sp?)? She looks like she is Hispanic and got some nice tits. I was trying to suck on dem thangs, but she would not let me. Is she always that strict? I would like to dance with her again, but would like to get a lilttle more for my money. I think she is super hot!! Really, really hot! Aubrey if you are reading this, just know you are my mind. I cannot wait to get s dance with you again. You are my dream girl! My ultimate fantasy! Hope to see you soon sweet heart!
Yes, she was there last night actually. Gorgeous, easily the hottest one there in my opinion.
It's been a while since I last visited Mons. The girls are pretty, but some of them look and act like they are in high school. Joe really needs to upgrade the club. Not having a private dance area is terrible. Also, the girls need to learn how to talk to customers. Some of the girls do not understand that a good conversation can go a long way toward gaining long term customers. I had several girls go three to seven songs with me and never ask me my name or say anything. The club has potential, but it is in serious need of an overall. Maybe Joe is getting too to really care about doing anything to club. Nothing about the club had changed except the girls.
Had a great time with lovely Candy with ten hot LDs in a dimly lit corner place near stage entrance. I was not shy of a handful of other customers and so was Candy. She was grinding me with her ass during the first LD and then turned to grind me with her crotch. Let me kiss and suck her boobs and we had several hot wet kisses. I took a break in between to go and cover my self in the bathroom. We were grinding each other for half hour and I gave in and leaked while sucking her breasts.
Is Cydney on coke or meth? Since she's about 80 pounds, I just thought I'd ask.
I notice most of the hot girls seems to target certain customers. I have lots of money to spend but they walk past me. So is it ok to ask girls for a dance or wait until they ask you but may never happen
Last time I was in town I missed Kristie -- gorgeous, athletic blonde. Does she still dance there? If so, when? She's still on their website as an entertainer.
watch out for new girl olga that bitch will rob you
Cover is expensive ($20).No private/back rooms. Expensive lap dances.NO ALCOHOL!!!!! :(((Sure these are the best looking "talent" in Tampa and they do fully nude here, but you could just go somewhere else that is cheaper and serves alcohol and the girls will probably look just as good.
What is the cover charge? Do they accept the free pass from this website?
This is the best strip club I have been to. For my tastes anyway. The girls are in the range of 7-9 on the looks scale and of you go in on a Saturday or Friday Night you can find just about any look you want. The place is very small so this can lead to it being crowded. The stage is in the middle and is a great place to see some girls and get an idea what you want. (Guys on a personal note if you only have 50 in you pocket this probably isn't the place for you neither is any other strip club. IT is rude not to tip.) Along the walls you have a series of seating where the girls can give you lap dances. The dances are nude and hands on. MY favorite dancer was a lady by the name of Alissa. They do have water, Red Bull and soda to drink but no alcohol that's okay as you can keep your booze in the car or pregame before going.I actually went in on a Saturday afternoon and due to a festival there were not many girls there. The management worked the phones and got some girls in to cover the time. In summation this is a really fun club you won't find sleazy stuff going on in the back here. What you will find is quality memorable lap dances in a club. I recommend bringing at least 100 dollars it will make your time more enjoyable.
Had an enjoyable time during recent visit. Top Three Girls were Candy, Jennifer, and Jamie. Candy is drop down gorgeous. Jennifer is beautiful. However, takes time to break through her attitude. Jamie is fun loving natural beauty. Treat em well.
I'll fly to Florida to get a lap dance from Allie Sin. Does she still work there?
To Big D- lot's of good looking women- good LAP DANCE contact- No liquor (same as across the street). No VIP or private areas- across the street they do. Both are on the pricey side for what you get. And both offer a strong talent pool that specialize in parting you from your cash.
Need Allie Sin Ass In Face Now. Will Pay $$$$$
how is the mileage here compared to the club across the street. flying in at the end of the month on a golf trip. thx
Any chance you will be back at Mons or are you done?
what happened to the last comment? looks like the first one posted in months and it is blank did someone delete it? how is someone from out of town suposed to get an idea as to what is happening when there are so few comments and some many years old.
This place has been consistently great for the past 15 years, except the lack of alcohol. I kept reading about the girl's personalities, wondering what that had to do with anything. They were actually great, personable, and higher class than most places. Shelly and Angel were both incredible. There are a few dancers who are quite literally contortionists. Go here, it's better than any club in Miami or Ft Lauderdale.
It's been posted on the internet that she works there. Is that old news or does she still work there?
When is the best time to hit up Mons? I don't want to go too late on Fri or Sat. What time do the night time girls go on?
I have some good memories of her. Does she still work there? Any schedule?
went on Saturday by 1pm...... A stellar turnout of 2 dancers for the first 2 hours of the day. IN ny or NJ there would be 1/2 dozen at least. But not many clients either.... Guess they were all enjoying nice weather and don't warch boobies unitl late night ?
its amazing i come here when in town.... I usually go in with some expectations of a relief and doesn't happen. No squatting is a bad rule... they do it elsewhere, why not here Joe ? The owner is a dirty clown. Why not put up a partition in the men's room by the toilet ????? Do we have to drop a deuce in front of each other. Treat us like animals and you will get the same in return. Day shift yesterday had 6 girls... 2 hot, 1 nice, 1 ok, and 2 concentration camp victims... I had the chicks that just walk around with no top on and jeans... Come on girls put on some fuckin makeup and a costume at least.... i'm off to surgery :)
god i miss that bianca chick.she gives great "after party" quality time
I'm finally checking this place out...lol! I live in Michigan but from Florida. As a dancer I like to check out the local clubs in the area I am in. This one is non-achocol, fully nude, open till 4. Got there 30 min before closing and they still charged $20 person. This was the last club of the night from club hoping. The first club where girls actually ask me for dances. So they was working. The girls for the most part was an 7-8 over all scale 1-10. No DJ girls have to play there own music from a jukebox. I didn't like the private dance area. Open with a mirror so people in the crowed canook over and see what happening in the mirror. So I didn't bother with a dance.
We went here on Saturday night. We had a good time! There were tons of girls on the dance floor rotating almost to every other song. I went to the restroom and surprise surprise there were no doors on the stalls!!!! Wth???Anyway most of the girls were quite friendly and skilled. Most of them were pretty but some others were ordinary looking. We didnn't get any lap dances, but from what I could see, the lap dances weren't very private.
This place really sucks. Go to the place across the street, 2001
I am visiting Tampa for the first time and want to know the best nude club to see pretty girls and have some lap dances. can some one give me the best place
My last erotic lap dance was with a girl named Jordan. Tall blond with may be a B cup and youthfully firm. Will never forget the 5 dances. Although it is a NO No, Jordan squatted on me rubbing her crotch as I sucked her breasts. When it was over, I was wet inside. For non believers, come and spot me on Sat. May 14th between 7pm and 8pm. If someone is having a hot and erotic LD in the dim corner, it is me. Money talks and kings walk!
Place sucks its the size of my bedroom! need new faces and the dancers can use a cheese burger or 2!
There will be a Valentine's Day party with single roses available for your favorite dancer. Bouquets will need to be pre-ordered in advance.
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Hmmm...anyone else think that Sean is full of shit? I think he must be confusing an experience here with one of the wet dreams he had the other night while living in his Mommy's house. Sean and Henry should probably just go fuck each other in the back seat of a car and get it over with. They can shit in each other's mouth and take turns licking the smelly shit off the other's asshole. I'm sure they met in a bathroom stall. Fucking fags. LOL. Keep taking it up the ass boys!!!
Henry is right. This is the best place for maximum contact. I always pick my blondes and only offer $20 and 5 for $100. I have my spot that is the corner near the dance floor. I always get to suck the girl's titties as much as I like and on at least three visits had lots of wet french kissing. I cannot forget my one visit when the blonde hottie sat on me and we fucked. Guys, don't feel shy just because the place is open. Hey they want your business, the girls want the money and you just get what you want for going there.
I was here the night of the 13th (Weds)/morning of the 14th. I had just gotten out of a long stint at the Hard Rock gambling my money away. Was in town for some business and decided to drop by to check out the scenery since my meetings weren't until the morning of the 15th. As was said in the other reviews, the cover is $20, and there is no alcohol served in the establishment.First impression upon entering, not too terribly impressed. It's a rather small venue with a single stage. However, it was packed with a fair number of attractive ladies. The ratio of dancers to patrons was about 3:2, and only about 2 pairs of fake breasts in the whole joint, which I rather enjoyed. Upon seating myself at the stage, I was immediately approached by a young lady. Not my type, and so I passed. I did this for a brief while and found myself a dancer with whom I was impressed.Received my first dance of the night from this gal and rather enjoyed myself. A little aggressive on the grinding, as seems typical for this place, but that's not for me. I was later approached by a dancer who I had only caught a brief glimpse of earlier on. Unfortunately, I'm not too clear on her name. I had thought it was one thing, and called the next day to double check and was told a name that didn't sound familiar. Both started with an "M", so that's what I'll refer to her as. Don't want to find out that I somehow accidentally obtained and posted a real name vs. a stage name.This girl: quite petite, short blond hair, and a pair of black wings tattooed down her back. Chatted for a while during the dances and between songs, I found her to be rather different than girls I'd had dance for me before. There was an intelligence and professionalism that I'd never seen before. Quite the interesting girl.On to the dance: She didn't try to turn my dick into a bunch of ground hamburger, which was great. Most importantly, she sold the fantasy, and not just the grinding away at my crotch. I mention this because while outside having a cigarette, I overheard a conversation between 2 gents along the lines of "man, they're all just a bunch of cockteases in there". Well, I'm not sure what sort of notions that those guys had in terms of nude clubs such as this, but I found myself thoroughly satisfied. In short, take the time to visit this place. It's an excellent way to close the night. And if you go with my recommendation of "M" for a dance, tell her Alan from Texas gave her the thumbs up. Probably won't remember me, but hey, it always feels good to be recognized for something, and she seems the sort who would appreciate that.Oh, and one strange thing that I'd never encountered before... This place's music was driven by a jukebox, rather than a DJ. It made for some very strange music during a couple of dances.
I visited last Friday. Business appeared to be quite slow, with only a few customers. Quite frankly, I don't fully understand it, except if you require liquor as part of your stripclub experience. In addition, if what you want out of a lapdance requires a private room, then this is not the place for you. Otherwise, IMHO, this continues to be the best stripclub in Florida (maybe, the USA) in terms of permitted contact for the quality of dancers. On Friday, many of the girls appeared to be your attractive, girl-next-door types. A word to the wise: they claim that the price of the lapdances is negotiable between the dancer and customer. So, don't fall for any $30 asking price. Just offer $20 per dance --- most will accept that price.
Do not recommend buying in at this point, the image quality is really poor, especially relative to 2001's paysite.
Hey the law is never enforced. You just have to be bold. One of these days, I am sure hook up with the best MV has on that day. Take her to my place and get it done. These are bad times, everything is slow or dying. These gals work for money.
What happened to the 6 foot city ordinance?
MONS VENUS is a JOKE.WTF is JOE REDNER on? That place USED to be a place of beautiful WOMEN, curves, hips, thighs-SEXINESS & EROTICISM. NOW, its like going in there to watch my daughter or even granddaughter get naked. Its discguting the type of women he is allowing to work there. Curves are very few and far between in there. No wonder that lace is ALWAYS dead now. Who wants to see a bunch of 10 year old looking little girls, its really sick actually and most of them are so skinny they look like theyre drug addicts. NOTHING SEXY about ANYthing thats going in that place. IF u really apprecaite the body of a REAL women, STAY AWAY from MONS VENUS!
Can anyone get the Mons' current pay site to work? I don't want to give them my money for another non-functional site.
What happened to Danny ? She was a petite hotty from Texas; worked here for many years but Have not seen her in 2-3 years ?
I agree. I really don't care who is there and who is watching or not. Hey I pay and try to get what I like. Two weeks back I had couple of dances with this new girl, long blond hair, nice legs and perky breasts with pencil eraser thick nipples. She led me to the corner most spot where an overhead light bulb was dark. She grinded me well with her ass first and then to my surprise sat on my lap facing me through next 4 dances. Managed to suck her perky breasts and nips through 4 dances. Through the fifth dance I asked for one more that she can do best. She said we can kiss and we did DFK through the dance until she broke up and said we are done.
Does Haley Young dance at any of the clubs in Tampa? in Florida? Thanks for any info.
I realize this is a juice bar but are customers allowed to bring their own liquor into the club?
Is there a girl named ashley working there usuall goes by desiree. Tall big blue eyes small titties
COUNT your dances! they ALWAYS RIP YOU OFF and start in the middle of the dance and try to count it as one.... i had a girl make out with me and let her finger her and i didn't even have to pay extra.... best club for full contact. you can grope and pinch all the titties you can.u can get away with anything here
This is the best strip club ever! I was there on a Tuesday night recently, not exactly the A-team at most clubs, but it was GREAT! And if you're one of those guys who thinks the strippers actually like you when they randomly grab parts of your body and spend a few minutes talking to you, you'll be in hog Heaven! Lest you forget, it's all about your money, so every little conversation will end the same, "How about a dance?" Cover is usually $20 and the dances are $20 to $30.The dances ARE negotiable. If you see someone you like, agree to $20 before the dance. I've never paid more than that and they will do it for $20 if you hold your ground. No separate rooms, so if you're a perv hoping for a quickie in the champagne room, you're at the wrong club! Besides, any anxiety you might have about getting a lap dance in the corner of a dark room with 50 other people hanging around disappears at first touch. And the dances are very hands on at MV.
I just read this board. You really care if other people can see you getting a dance? Who cares. It's not like it's private time with your girlfriend. As for no dj..... Good! They are just annoying at a strip club anyway. I hate how they ramble on and on. I go for the girls, not for some idiot talking.
Having been a regular at Go Go Rama in NJ, I always go to these places wearing rubber. When Jordan fucked me, I came inside the rubber. No direct contact. Only thing I did BB was sucking her breasts and nipples through 5 dances.
How easy is it to get a cab to take you home from here? Are they waiting outside?
Are you kidding me ? Had to pay $20 to get in on sunday afternoon and later found out only 3 gils were working, would never ever return back to this club. My suggestion try out 2001 oddessy across street free cover till 6 pm and if not best but better quality/number of girls.
The worst club ever. management was rude. and no options of dances for customers only a couch dance that everyone can see.and its a total free for all. no dj, no time limit on girls on how long shift are..how do you run a high class strip club like that...the worst club ever!
That dumb cunt is a dirty fucking whore. Other than the fact that she has herpes, she's a real fucking treat. I'm glad Sean enjoyed his dance. Now he can enjoy a nice case of herpes as well. Fucking hysterical.
Jordan, the day you first walked in You were like an angel that flew in on the wind When you're on stage, you command the stares As we the audience gaze at all that you bare I watch you as you go around the room While my pecker instantly grows and blooms You have a body that's without a flaw As I thump my willy and rub it raw Jordan is hot - you're damn straight No shame here as I masturbate. A poem by Ubine Jacoboff - nevermore.
No hint of a vip/cams section. Disappointing. Redner has given up on the internet audience.
I found out the best time to get here and get most is around 6pm. I was there a few weeks back and had 5 dances from Jordan, a tall blond. She picked a nice spot, darkly lit and she was all over me with her legs, thighs and nice breasts and nipples. I held her tight all through the dances and sucked her breasts and nipples all the time. In end end, I held her hip between my legs and she fucked me and I got wet.
ya'll need to check up selina she is one of the best there!!!!!
Do you realize how gay you are for asking that question? Why do you care about other guys cumming? You must be a fucking faggot. You're probably trolling highway rest stops for other fags right now, aren't you? You have your faggot mouth pressed up against some glory hole at a gas station bathroom, don't you? Keep taking it up the ass you fucking homo and do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.
havent been to tampa in years, coming down for the holidays, used to come to this club alot, wondering where the best club in Tampa is right now for mileage?
I have seen some posts here and on other SC sites from guys claiming they get off while getting dances at this place. Is that common or just guys making stuff up? I've had plenty of full friction dances over the years but have never gotten off.
thanks for the tip...NINA!!!! ha ha ha ha
Yo fellas, when you hit Mons look for a tall brunette by the name of Nina. Gorgeous with long legs and the right manuevers when giving a dance. Just awesome.
Anyone seen Tiger Woods up in this club getting some dances? I think he is going to change his name from Tiger to Cheetah!
Does Brandy still work there at Mons. If so, what times ?
girl stevie still work up @ mons V
Just in case any of you boys are interested, I can always be found in my car in the parking lot giving hand jobs for free. I know it's easy to get blue balls here so I'm more than happy to take care of you guys. For a little scratch, I'd be willing to let you piss and shit in my mouth while you finger my asshole. My ass still hasn't had a dick in it yet, but who knows what will happen in 2010. If I really like you, I'll put my hot, wet mouth on your dick. I've given up on women, because I've never been with a woman I didn't pay for. I don't know how to function in real society.
London, you know I like you Hot, soft, and gorgeous - it's all true When you're on stage with the spotlight on Urgently I need to go play with my bone When I see you in the nude You make me one horny dude With nothing on and red up top I'm jacking off and I can't stop You're very popular from these boards You dirty our minds - us nasty hords. A poem by Ubine Jaconoff - nevermore
And 2001 has a functional website with a stage cam and a backstage cam. Wish Redner wanted my money too, I would love to watch the Mons stage.
This goes back probably 5-years or more, but there was a dancer named Michele Malone who danced here. She want into soft porn and even won a Miss Nude contest. Any idea if she is still dancing here, or where she might be nowadays?
Does Allie Sin still dance here?
how can i see some of your work do you have a web site set up?
Hey...can anyone tell me when Nina dances? Lately when I visit she's only serving. I wonder if she can do both in a night?
I heard Mary Jane moved from Woodville, Miss. to Memphis and is teaching school.
Neither one of them showed up.
Somebody want to just plug the website back in? You spent all that cash redeveloping it, it's a shame to just let it sit there broken and useless.
I will be seeing two different Baby Dolls - Dallas waitresses outside the club this weekend.
Are you talking about the one who is tiny and has tattoo's? Because I went in and got dances from her one time and she looked like she was pissed the whole time. Off day?
True, there is no privacy, but when the hottest girl you've ever seen is sitting fully nude in your lap and encouraging you to run your hands over her fantastic body... well, you don't really care.
Yes, no need to lie. Vast majority of girls will agree to $20 per dance if you discuss upfront. A lot will even do 3 dances for $50 especially given the economy right now and more than a few seem to be more willing do things OTC nowadays, probably for the same economic reasons.
To the Negotiator: It's not necesaary to lie to the dancer. Just be a man. Tell her that she can dance for you if her dances are $20 each. I have only had one girl turn me down with that truthful approach, and probably 50 to 100 agreeing to dance for $20 per dance. BTW, $20 per dance is an excellent price for the dancer in this economy.
What an exciting place! Jordon is amazing. Bella is wonderful. Then there is the stunning Nickey from Connecticut... Sorry I missed the chance to dance with her. Hope to make up for it next time I am in Tampa. Thank you for brightening some dark nights...
I heard this place still has pay phones outside by the door...kind of creepy and old fasion
Not a ripoff scam. It just doesn't work anymore.
Just wondering if you pay upfront for dances or afterwards? I am thinking about negotiating the price down to $20 per dance by offering to buy multiple dances but then tell the dancer to stop after 1 or 2 of them. I'll lie and say she was too hot for me to handle lol. Unless of course the dances are amazing then I will keep my word. But if she gives me any BS about not being able to do something then I am quitting the dances early.
Katie you are amazing!! Thanks for an awesome time.
I came in to see "beautiful girls" on a sunday or monday nite a while back.. and was apalled to see a hag like manager screaming for girls to get on stage.. music stopping.. old lady yelling.. it was not sexy at all and i will tell my friends how poorly run the mons really is.
Well, they are both great -- does anyone have pics of either one? Or a way to leave thema message?
Shannon and Michelle both work during the day...both of them come in usually by 3pm
Was there this week on business...had 4 dances -- 2 were ok -- 2 were fantastic -- Thanks Shannon and Michelle! Would come back anytime for either of you! Anyone know Shannon and Michelle's dance schedule?
Stopped in twice while I was in Tampa for business... great dances from Stephanie and Hailey.. great personalities and nut pushy at all... Good thing I dont live in the area, I would be a broke man!
Bring back your website.
knows all about antibiotics because she has cheese growing in her filthy, smelly snatch. lol
Antibiotics are used for bacterial infections.
Any idea if Tiffany still works & at what times ? She was the daughter-mother combination, who also appeared in some Interviews.
For a week now. No response from Mons support. Getting discouraged. Wish they hadn't relaunched if they were just going to tease us.
It's been so slow that I've lowered my own prices for giving hand jobs in the parking lot. $5 a pop. I'm such a dirty fucking whore but I've gotta make a buck any way I can. I need the money to feed my crack baby and get antibiotics for my genital warts.
How's those $60 dances going now that SB is long gone? Is it as slow in this place as everywhere else?
Does a sexy Latina who goes by Roxy ever dance here? Half-Puerto-Rican, half-Italian, petite, kind of mature. From Chicago, but used to dance at Scarlett's.
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! "i guess your to stupid"??? ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!! i think that the reality is that "you're too stupid"!!!! ha ha ha!!! you stupid fucking illiterate whore. i can't figure out what's more pathetic, your life or your inability to write a coherent sentence. fucking hysterical. please keep replying. i almost pissed in my pants when i read your most recent reply. ha ha ha!!!! i guess they don't teach you proper english in the trailer park. ha ha ha!!!! you dumb fucking whore. why don't you just shut the fuck up and just keep on taking cocks in your mouth. dumb cunt. that's all you're good for. lol.
i guess your to stupid to read and understand. i said i do not have herpes. get a life.
Do any of you boys want to lick the crust off my scabby pussy? I promise that my frothy discharges are the tastiest thing you've ever had. I'm taking antibiotics for my disease ridden snatch but it is so smelly and rotten that I haven't had a man in a long time. If you promise to lick my cunt, then I'll let you shit on my face. That would be wonderful. I love my life as a dirty fucking whore. I'm a pathetic piece of shit with no self respect. But even though I don't have self respect, at least I have herpes. LOL.
ummmm i dont have herpes thank you very much. dont you have a life other then to keep cumming here and fake posting? doesn't it get old
And that is relevant to Mons how?
Best looking dancer I have seen is Mary Jane @ Illusions in Woodville, Miss.
I have herpes and so do many of the other girls. I won't tell you who out of professional courtesy. he he he. Some have worse than herpes.
Yes, Brother, you can catch that shit from touching it. If you get it on your hands and then touch yourself somewhere else you can get it where you touched yourself. Your mouth, your dick, even your eye. You telling me you've seen girls in there with herpes outbreaks?
Website is dead again. Well, it's up, but it's not working. No idea what's going on this time, the camera was down all weekend and on Monday everyone's subscriptions were canceled.
Herpes. I hope you can't catch that stuff from touching it by accident .....
What kind of outbreak are you talking about? Herpes? Period? What?
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the Mons women and they take my money. Most of them are HOT!! But please girls, take a few days off if your having an outbreak - it is gross. On another note: Getting a dance from a hottie right after she was on stange dancing too long getting sweaty doesn't feel all that great either.
Why are guys stupid enough to spend more than 100 to 200 at a strip club? When you get into the 300, 400, 500's, you could get an escort and actually HAVE sex instead of just a tease.
Tiffany was there tonight. Blonde night girl big natural tits. Not hit by a car ....she usally gets in at 12ish .You can always call. To the house mom best bet is to call the mons venus .
Stopped in the other night. Got some dances from Tara. Great natural boobs and very friendly.. not complaining, but was looking for a girl who works here on and off. Not sure of her name but she is tall. long blonde hair, small tat on her left ankle and is great at grinding and talking dirty. I think she works OTC. Anybody know her name or if she is still around?
Im looking to relocate and searching out a housemom position Right now Im a housemom in the detroit/ dearborn area I also run a small business as a traveling store selling dance wear, dance shoes, jewelry and other accessories. I do travel and set up in clubs and give the girls an opportunity to purchase dance wear and things at very reasonalble prices. I'm wondering who can I contact to see if I would be welcome to come to this club and let the girls see what I have to offer, I do have a few dancers that do travel with me and work the clubs im invited to for the nights im in town. Any help would be greatly appreciated Thanks Jo
Which Tiffany is it?
OMG...does anyone know what happened?
got hit by a car last night. Terrible accident.
Which Tiffany are you referring to? I think there is both a daytime and nighttime version.
is Tiffany still working @ the Mons ? does anyone know what timings, if so.
I totally agree that you're a pathetic piece of shit with no life that's never touched a woman you didn't pay for you pathetic cock sucking fag. Homos like you make me laugh. No one cares if you set foot in Tampa or if you jump off a fucking bridge. Nice to know that you care enough to respond to my insults though, you fucking queer. You should just go back to your pathetic life, trolling for other queers at highway rest stops for a quick blow job from a big fat hairy fag. Now, be a good little queer and go shove a banana up your ass and shut the fuck up. LOL. You make me laugh. Do you have any other memories of dancers from this joint that you'd like to share with us you fucking homo? LOL.
To the multi-poster dude that's been attacking everyone on this board going on months now - thought I'd seen and heard it all, but a dude with a vendetta against a strip club? Or strippers in general? ROTFLMAO. Seriously, not joking, keep it up. Hilarious stuff, thank you.
"to frank" you are right. Not sure what I was thinking. I'm logging off, canceling my internet and never setting foot in Tampa again. Thank you for showing me the way. I hope you will join me in getting a life. Because the only person lower than me, and I think you'd agree, is the person who comes to a site only to rip on someone like me. good bye, world of nude women.
Still only one camera but I didn't cancel. This is only the third month for the website, and it took them forever to get it started so maybe they're just behind schedule. What they have added is a bunch of chat feeds for individual girls, though I've never seen any of them online. I hope they're not going in this direction more than the live Mons feed direction. Chat rooms with naked girls are a dime a dozen on the Internet, but there's basically no sites broadcasting a live strip club experience.
I love sucking cock. I need some extra cash. Customer traffic is down and I think I'll need to suck cock for cash. Anyone interested? My mouth is hot and wet and I love to swallow.
My pussy has a lot of cheese and I have some frothy discharges. What does that mean?
You are the complete idiot who keeps posting and answering as different people. Now WHO needs to get a life?
It burns when I pee. What does that mean?
Hey you pathetic piece of shit. All these dumb bitches are interchangeable anyway. Does it really matter if the fucking whore you met 6 years ago is still here? I'm sure another skank with big tits can satisfy your needs. I don't know what's more pathetic, the lives these dumb sluts live or the fact that you actually remember one of these dumb whore's names. Fucking hysterical. Get a life you dumb fuck. LOL.
I'm guessing Meg, a tall, thin blonde with large natural breasts no longer works here? I think it was 2003 last trip to see her, but you never know. Even if she'd been rotated to day shift it'd be worth it.
I haven't been on here in quite some time, but after reading a couple of pages and seeing this "dancerx" chick posting...I'm appalled. Honey, if you want to defend us at the Mons, PLEASE be a little more aware of your punctuation, spelling and grammar. You're only making us look bad and giving the guys on here more of a reason to make fun. Use spell check...it works. P.S.--dayshift isn't ALL cottage chesse and has-beens...there's a few of us there that can run with the best on night shift, but not able to work those hours. :)
things are so slow I think I need to suck cock for cash. Will anyone take me up on my offer? I love cock!!! And I have no standards. I need cash, bad.
Glad to know you had fun but I have my own gig now..haven't worked for that bastard for years. Christy
Is Bella still giving the best dances in Tampa?Has Montana gotten out of the business? Any one seen Rochelle? I use to have fun with Christy Wild at Tampa Bukake.
You're not alone. I and most I know are either in the same boat or scared they're gonna be on the next boat, pretty grim up here. Night's darkest before dawn (at least so I've been told ;), so hang in there.
Are any of the Mons girls working over in Daytona this week? If so, where? Thanks
im on at nights. it is slow everywhere and hopefully i can hold on. this economy is so bad. how much worse can it get before it gets better. luckily i have a nice sitter
Yes, I'm a bit of a bookworm...sorry bout that :P But I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. Christy
And to Christy... I brought up the book b/c I thought I remembered you (and I thought it appealing). Got a couple of dances from you and thought they were pretty sexy. :)
Dancerx... I'm actually an out-of-towner who's visited Tampa several times over the last few years. And each visit had a memorable time at the Mons -- not just the dances but the women many of whom I found open to playful banter and at least in one case more sublime talk. Hope to be in Tampa again sometime soon. Are you day or night shift?
Where are you working these days?
Lee doesn't like to play, he likes to talk===no money for you!
Ya its slow everywhere, when I worked at Mons I made $300 MINIMUM every night, now I'm happy if I make that in a week lol Tia
lee: when was the last time you were in the club? how often do you visit? hi tia! business is slow. how are things going for you these days.
"vulger", "attantion", "boared"....this bitch dancerx gets funnier and funnier with every fucking post. I love it. She must either be some white trash whore that lives in a trailer park or she's a fucking illegal immigrant that paddled her way into Florida. Fucking hysterical. Hey you fucking cunt, I would love for you to keep defending your fag friend Lee and continue to post your thoughtful comments. You are fucking brilliant. You must have sucked too much dick when you were in elementary school you little fucking whore. Keep taking it up the ass you dirty fucking slut. That's all you're good for. LOL!!!
lee: don't pay attention to the nasty post here from someone on a much lower maturity level. i hope they do get an ip ban. for all you folks that stop by here to get good info on the club dont reply to the low life vulger poster here. without giving them attantion they will get boared and leave.
Cock is king and I am it's loyal subject. I would like a nice big fat cock in my pooper Better yet I would really enjoy it if one of you gentlemen could give me a nice wet Hot Karl on my face. I promise to lick you clean too. Thanks.
Who huh huh heh heh.
Anyone know of any good GED classes. Me spellng is reelly bad and I decided to do something about it. If tuiton is to expensive then I will suck dick in order to pay for it. I'm a dumb hore with no self respect so I'll pretty much do anything for a doller. I love cock.
Hey wassup people? I havent been on here for a while now because when I complained in Jan., I got banned lol How is business?
Like the little bitch that you are you cock sucking homo. ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!
Ban the IP address of this moron.
I have a hairy nut sack for you big boy. And I'd be more than happy to give you a protein shake down your throat for free.
There's nothing better than cock up my ass and balls on my chin. Those are two of my favorite things. Other than semen down my throat of course.
Isn't Lee a girl's name? Do you rub dicks for a living too? Is that why you are so defensive of the other girls here?
I love it!!!!!!!! go get em lee!
Go fuck yourself you cock sucking faggot. No one cares about anything you have to say. Fucking moron.
lol yes, I'm usually the one reading on dayshift.
And to Customer... no I am not the bitter, deranged psycho (thank god). Last few posts after the one to dancerx and the last one weren't mine, So yes, he is "talking" to himself. But no more responses from me to bitter, deranged psycho aka Momma's Boy.
Okay, kid... just to set the facts straight. You actually think I had the wherewithal to pay a dancer thousands of dollars to talk for four hours? In your dreams... literally. And I'd have paid money to see the shit-eating frown on your fat, ugly mug before the dancer who you have undoubtedly re-directed your agression against here either casually shot you down or laughed in your face. Now have fun with your women/mommy issues and your resentment in your mom's basement. -- Cheers, Lee
if you had put more time and effort into getting facts about the club before posting you wouldnt come off as just another newbie that has nothing insightful to impart to these threads.
I've never paid for the conversations.
The best part of this is the thought of some of you idiots dropping $20 every 3 minutes for conversation with a bimbo. They are there to rub your dick not to chat, moron!
Day shift, you can't be serious? Nothing but cottage cheese and gross, it is Joe's kind heart to the strippers past their prime and washed up. I would wait until night, and go see Michelle---she is one of the best!
It is so obvious we have a loser on here talking to himself.
I will be in town in a couple of weeks. Any suggestions on who are the best dayshift girls, who will give you your money's worth.