It's absolute sublime meeting such an authentic, enticing- adorably sexy-can't help but get a girl crush on her- AND her sweet talents* she's all but a beauteous savage.. embracing her sensuality only revels you in more, to see she's uber seductive without provoking
Hey Mike. You found me. Someone has misinformed you horribly. I am more than happy to visit with you in the club but that's as far as it goes with me. We can have fun and do dances but if you're looking for someone to take home sorry I'm not the girl for you. Sorry for the misinformation. Have a good day.
Hey I am looking for a dancer named Star. She is blonde and sometimes has a wild color in her hair, lots of tattoos, nose ring, and B maybe C Cup tits.... I am a regular and I was planning on talking to her but then she disappeared. I haven't seen her in almost 2 months! I hear she is the girl to take home if you know what I mean?
Great place, beautiful lady's and the music isn't so loud that you need ear plugs. Staff is friendly and helpful, right along with the beautiful door lady's.
Don't waste your time getting off the freeway. Go to the next big city and maybe you'll have some luck. It's the employees that ruin it. Not the girls. Well not all the girls at least. Why do the employees kill the fun and atmosphere? Customers just want to spend money and have fun and so do the girls. I left and I'll keep my money for businesses that want it.
Should of just kept driving north for about another hour and half and got to Dodge. At least they have some talented ladies.
I was in there last night for awhile. 4 Dancers, all very attractive (which is unusual for a strip club in Iowa). 2 of them were quite friendly, the other 2 were at least not bitchy. I somehow seem to end up with the unattractive, overweight strippers with tits so saggy they need cables to hold them up sitting on my lap so this was a rather pleasant experience for me.
Who is "she" from the "infrequent patron" ? Who are you talking about?
She was there this weekend. Not sure if she's a regular. I hadn't been there in 6or7 years but she was a total sweetheart and seemed "real" to boot. I would hope she's there often cause I'd go back for her alone.
The club is still a busy place but all I can do is give the girls some advice, especially the young new ones. In order to make high end cash, don't just hang out on the stairs and wait for someone to come to you. Walk around and mingle with the patrons and have a seat and interact, say hi. Yes, there will be lots of no's, but you are in sales and many no's will get a big yes in the long run. Hustle ladies. Hi Marie.
Try The Lampliter in Ottawa IL They're Hiring Dancers!
There might be a black dancer named Kayla working there....she is bad news...advice from one guy to the next, , , r better off saying away from her!!
I love Iowa, as well as the Lumberyard.I've never seen a strip club where you can bring in your own beer, that's nuts to see people walking around with cases of beer.Cover is $15.00, not too bad - about the average price for strip club admittance. Lots of good looking girls (wasn't initially sure what to expect from Iowa strippers).Lots of fun and friendly interactions with the girls, a lot of the dancers actually seemed to be having fun an chit-chatting with guests.Really cool layout, there is 3 different stages that are on different levels that are all connected. Pretty sweet trip! There is another strip club or 2 in Des Moines that I might check out next time I'm in Des Moines, but I think it would be hard to beat the good time I had here.
Why call u. For what.
I gotta say, I truly enjoyed this strip club. Three levels, very crowded, almost felt like a nightclub feel. BUT WITH BOOBIES!!!!I liked that for the lapdances they played the entire song, so you really did get your moneys worth. Yeah, there were a few girls who walked around but most were pretty busy. It might be hard to find the girl you want to dance with due to the crowds, but hey, it's still a chill place. Can't blame em for makin money.
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I guess it is a requirement now to smell fuucking like shit if u r a ripper?!?!?! What the fuck!
Stopped in lat Tuesday night. Lots of girls there, but not many "working". Sat at a table next to the stage, had a stack of $1 bills sitting on the table, tipped at the rail, and sat there alone for almost 1-1/2 hours. Apparently the dancers had lots to talk about because they would gather at the bottom of the stairs and be so involved in conversation that they weren't able to spend any of their precious time taking my money. Needless to say, I wasn't impressed. Guess I finally found strippers who don't want money.
Does Alize work regularly at LY? Didn't she work at Daisy Dooks as well?Are her private dances good (half hr and one hr booths)?
can you tell me what this amber looks like? looks size tats boob job etc? just wondering if its the same hot amber i have seen at other clubs worth the trip if it is
Stopped by for the first time in many months - I was immediately mesmerized by Naomi, who has the sort of body seen in a dream -- and knows how to work it! Worth the price of admission all by herself ...
I've worked here off and on. It has gotten worse and it's not just the fees. Dj is terrible and the manager is clueless. No he can't dj, but thinks he can. He does sound awful. One of the bouncers told me that he has the computer completely screwed up so no one can find a song, except him. He must think it makes him a hero. And "entertainer" you are right- No one knows when their set is over. Starting and stopping songs for our cue? Really? Even the customers hate it! Big Clubs I worked at before always played the same song (one of them sounded like the jepardy song) It was simple. You certainly can't understand the yelling on the microphone. It's the worst! no wonder nobody makes any money :(
Worked here one night. Very disorganized. Manager called himself- tinkles (maybe he wears diapers?) Said he has run big clubs? Really? He also dj'd. I think he needed the tip out from the girls. They certainly arn't paying him anything for his management skills. Worst dj i have ever heard. Girls didn't know when to move to the next pole. Played part of song then started another. He said that was our cue to move to the next stage... most ignorant thing i have ever heard. Nobody new when their set was over. Constant yelling on the microphone was terrible. NO money!
I'll definitely be back in to see Amber. She's gotta be the hottest one who ever graced the stage. Plus a smile to die for so if youget the chance she wwon't dissapoint
I was in last Tuesday- 2 for 1 night. It was extremely slow. Lots of girls but less than 15 customers. Felt sorry for the girls- some didn't make much that night. Slowest Tuesdsy I've seen.
Suzy is great, she parties with Deon and is lots of fun Minnesota Crane Man..if you can't find Suzy or Dawy, or Deon, Summer what a cutie
Word of advice guys if you go by yourself. If you bring beer with you, make sure you take it with you to the private dance area or the bouncer will throw it away.
Lumberyard always well worth the visit, , I work my flight schedule to fly out of DSM so I can stop in and relax Deon, Dawn...WOW..great ladies..thank you...
Just a Iowa man getting ready for farming season was in on a Tue and met a girl named Suzie, not only did she make a man feel wanted again she knew alot about farming nice to meet a girl with beauty and brains....nice conversation not only out for the $$$
Saw on their website that on Monday, there is a free VIP wristband. What is the cost of a VIP dance with the free wrist band
why are you bragging about this shit online? how stupid are you to think that you are bragging about the extras you got? and you think that is going to help you continue to receive the extras?
u r in a dream world steve o. anyone braggin the crap u r is full of it. u r in a fantasy world and wishin you could get what u r talkin about.
Im just wondering where Alona is she is the spanish girl with the boob job , she used to let me get extras in the VIP and i miss that how i could play with it while she danced for me i heard she was fired and worked at the yard in cerder rapid but i didnt see her again when i was there but when i got there but her friend said she still deos the samethings like i miss her after hours they where the best....!
hmmmm lets see Amature vs Veteran Dancers...R u kidding what guy wants to waste there money on a girl that shy and has ZERO confidence....as where a Veteran Dancer rocks your world which keeps you coming back for more....THATS A NO BRAINER....if you ask me...Get with the program Customers....
I hate to inform you guys of this, but your current Ladies' Night special is in violation of state and federal law. You might want to look into it as a couple places here in the Midwest have all ready been busted for the same thing.
Is JC still stripping I thought she quit years ago when she married that ass hole from beach she was never dancing again these girlscrcgettin up there they should really do something else they look rough .. These girls use to b nice to look at its sad to c them go down like this old strippers do something else
Sundays are the best.
Can someone tell me how the private dances are here? Is it by the song or time? Extra for VIP area? Any recommendations (I like brunettes) Thanks
Celeste came back on friday night, but she now moved and works at the North Carolina club-Daisy Dooks. Sorry!
just let your hands wander until you get told no. or just simply ask the girl when she is sitting with you at a table. usually it is touch anywhere except the "triangle" in the private dance room.
does anyone know when that hot blonde works again celeste and there was also a tall latino i liked was there about 6 months ago, if so what is there schedule i will be swinging though town
What are the rules about touching in this club. What body parts can you touch
let Jon be THE manger and life will be better off with out being ripped off by Athane girl that has ripped off many custermers on vip and yes she back agian because Antahne is fucking her for sure. which is his money maker. ripp off vip. for Jon! he know what ritht and wrong. not some one that is trying it maker a dollar like Anthane.
Remeber that guy grant thomas jordan who solicits for sex from all the dancers yeah he is crazy obsessed with me, and keeps stalking me, wow i am so flatter that you think flashing your cash around grant gets you laid, well when your that ugly it dont, you have a face so ugly not even your mother would love, you have to go make shit up to get attention its sad a what 50? or 60 ? year old goes on here and has to start drama because a stripper broke his heart awww poor grant, i feel so bad for you :( welp, i am glad your spending the time of day talking about me grant its soooooo flattering, but at the end of the day your just sad i never ever gave you a thing, and presents dont buy love, and money only buys you lap dances grant thomas jordan
I was here last year for the pork expo so I thought I would read the reviews before coming back in. Last year there was big talk about Suzy & Deon on here too. I'm a guy from Kansas so I come to places like this to see in shape above average women. Last year found both those girls & wow, not impressed!! Suzy was much older than me & I'm 39 & Deon & Suzy both weighed about what i do & I'm 175lbs! I did see a girl named jevine/javine(SP?) today was told she goes by Jenna now so I'm going to find her again. I wasn't aware her sister works w/ her but my buddy said when he was in last night he danced with her sister & they both would be there the rest of the week, So there you go Canadian, get you're wallet ready cause mine is full!
We're back for the pork expo... Hope to see the lovely sisters this week at the Lumberyard! Jenna & Sienna.. You both are worth the 12hr drive!! Fingers crossed we see you both!
sorry buddy the one with dragon tatoo that i know is different. wish i could of helped
Big boobs. other tattoos, daytime shift, stage name Monikka???
alot of girls seem to have a dragon tatoo now adays do you have more info to help you out? do u know her name where she is from or if she has other tatoos? when is last time u saw her here? big tits little tits does she give a mean private or lap dance?
There still a girl with a large dragon tattoo on her back dancing there? Can't seem to catch her working.
Met a Raelyn several weeks ago. Does she still dance at club?
Yeah Deon and Susie do awesome dances as well both very vocal....after a long divorce its what a man needs....
Deon and Susie works on tus. andn turs. Those girl are a blast in a glss. Going back to see them.
Anyone seen Susie went in on thur and she wasnt there.....Does anyone know please..
No, There is a hot JC-who used to work at Big Earl's as a hostess! She is really hot-former playboy model. But, not the same JC from the MInx-both blondes, but different dancers. Thanks!
Love this club. I have been to clubs in iowa, texas, california, japan, missouri, and virginia... none of the clubs there can even compare to the lumberyard. Maybe it's cause i'm from iowa but this place is just by far my fav it's friendly laid back and easy going. All these guys saying the girls are spoiled and bitchy are either talkin to the wrong ones or being dicks themselves. I come home this weekend for 4 weeks and i can't wait to visit this place as much as i can. By the way Lacey is the best dancer in my opinion :)
Heard a rumor that Jaycee from the Minx is now dancing here, is that true?
Not into girls just starting I'm in love with Susie....going back tonite....
Hit the Lumberyard on one of their self proclaimed Famous Amateur Contests and eventhough there were only 4 contestants, one was a blowaway winner. She came with a Supergirl Cape and rocked our socks off. Check her out next time you get a chance to see her. TULIP is her stage name. Also say hi to Ali who is a petite star.
Nice club was in last night had a dance with girl named Susie very professional aims to please left feeling good again after a long divorce.. Thanks Susie will be back to see you real soon.
to Dancer: Thank you so much for answering. There are plenty of very good looking girls there so I'm sure I will survive! :)
Sorry havent seen her for some time now.. Sorry
Can anyone tell me when JC usually works? I know there is no sest schedule but people have tendencies. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
To Doctor/Doctor Your just a hater and I'm sure this comment is from a girl from the lumberyard u just wish u looked like JC!!!
Anyone know if Nadia from the lumberyard a couple of years ago is around? Maybe dancing at another club?
looked like miss playboy jc had her "outbreak" move up on her face last wed nite.... i dont think they got a cure for it either!!
Ya Susie is one of the best!!! She's great and makes a man feel alive again, hope to see her tonite its thur, time to play cant wait!!! Miss my Susie :)
Don't spend your dollars on any minnesota skanks. They come down here expecting to make some easy money off of the Iowa farm boys. Spend your money on the Iowa girls and support the Iowa economy, not minnesota's! Tell those gopher lover's to go back where they belong!
I have heard that some Minneapolis dancers are here on weekends. Is that true and if so who are they?
Its been a few months need my fix and plan to go and spend some time with Susie tonight I go early cause shes always busy later cant wait too see her :)
Check out the Lumberyard's new Facebook Page with the manager and employee's pictures and hot pictures of some of the dancers!
As far as attractiveness check out lumberyard on the weekends-friday and saturday-late shift after 10pm! You get to touch during dances!
Will be visiting Des Moines in September - what are top couple of clubs for dancer attractiveness and contact (mutual?) during dances? Thanks in advance - Eddy
Unfortunately, that can happen. That is one reason why I make sure that we go into the VIP at the start of one song, and I keep track myself, asking after what I know was either one song or two depending on what I plan to spend. If she lies to me, I say I've had enough and we step to the counter for verification. Someone in the club keeps track and can verify the number of dances for you - but as you said, it is too late now.
A dancer screwed me over on private dances. I won't mention her stagename to not blast her on here, but it was two for ones and she said one set was over after one full song. Started at the end of one song. Second time she screwed me over before-once was over a year ago-another time she said we had three and only two. I have been going to the club for 9 years! I should have checked with the bouncer to determine how many songs we had or said something. Probably too late now.
Not sure if it is the same girl, but there is a Chloey from Kansas City that is dancing at the Minx on weekends.
....Chloey? Anyone seen her around LY lately???
Yeah Sam see Deon on those days!!
is deon still dancing on tuesdays and thursdays??
Yeah Susie's my favorite too I see her on Tues and Thur, she is so friendly and loves her job...very enjoyable gal...
Yeah seen Susie last Tue, shes still dancing Tue and Thurs...
you may check with deon on tuesday if she is stll dancing. its been awhile sense iv been in, but i know that her and susie were good friends. please post me what you find out.
Anyone seen Susie lately???
I have the answer - there aren't any.
Anybody know of any good massage parlors in DM? I'm new to town. Thanks.
Anyone know where SWEETIE is dancing now? I saw her at the Cajun Club a while back, and heard she's on the road...
Hit the Lumberyard last night and want to thank the girls for their entertainment. Roxy is a perfect dancer for any club and the Lumberyard is lucky to have her and I was lucky to see her. Lots of energy, and having fun at what she does. Thanks Roxy.
Is this hottie really dancing at Lumberyard now?!
My Tuesday experience was the opposite. My suggestion is BYOB, sit back, watch the free stage shows, and don't spend another dollar there. That's what it will take before the management will do anything about attitudes...
i think you maybe got the wrong club. there is a 'jc' at the minx, and everyone knows jaden at the minx.
when does cj usually dance? does jaden still dance there?
i heard cj is back again.how old can u not dance anymore?????
Hadn't been there for ever until i read susie was still there on tuesdays so went last night and she still remembered me after all this time. she's the best and worth every dollar i spent..
On Tuesdays first shift there is Deon and Susie, and they are a delight to watch on stage together, WOW, didn't need a private dance after watching them on stage...Such Hot girls!!!
Don't know if it's the same ladies, but there is a Deon and a Cloe at the Minx. Saw them both last week anyways
Yes Deon is still there and shes smoking HOT!!! She's my girl!!!! She's got steam coming off her if you know what I mean sizzling HOT!!! Shes a doll!!!
does deon still dance on tuesdays? she always gave a great one on one lap dance
Live out of state but will be passing through and am considering a visit, don't know anything about IA clubs, what expectations should I have about mileage / contact at this club, or similar in the Des Moines area? Guys, what clubs in DM area do you think are best for combined quality of dancers and mileage? thanks Eddy
Does Chloey still work at the Yard? Haven't seen her the last few times I've been in.
Hello all just wanna say how much i miss this place... i'm stationed okinawa japan. The clubs out here suck. 20 dollar cover and 40 dollar dances. U people back home don't know how good u really have it. The lumberyard truly is one of the best clubs around. I can't wait to come back. I miss some of the friends i've made there. Can't wait to visit again.