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2226 Kingshighway

East Saint Louis, Illinois 62204

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Re: Re: Pastaman  on Wise Guys

posted on August 31, 2018
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Agree about Vegas. She was at Centreville and the same way. It was worth taking a shot in the private area when you got more time but now they're throwing you out in 15 minutes. $200 to dancer and house for 15 minutes when you can have a hotter girl at Pt's, Hustler, and Scarlett's from $230-270 for 30 minutes in a suite? I don't go there anymore.

Re: Pastaman  on Wise Guys

posted on August 22, 2018
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Totally relate to this comment. She is bat-shit crazy is a good looking body. She thinks guys owe her everything and takes full advantage.

Pastaman  on Wise Guys

posted on August 13, 2018
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Went in last Thursday.. Got ripped off by Vegas, who agreed to everything for a price, but right after she took the cash she changed everything and wanted to upsell for extras. I think this is standard procedure at this place. Good looking gals but I don't like getting ripped off and conned. Will not go back.

Glen  on Wise Guys

posted on July 29, 2018
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I went here last Sunday and there were several attractive ladies working. (Much better than the other couple of times that I have been there.) I was quite surprised by the quality of the ladies...I wonder how long they will last.

Re: Re: Nathan  on Wise Guys

posted on April 19, 2018
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Do u know of a dancer named Aubrey I think she is currently working at CRC late 30s early 40s I'd say

Re: Nathan  on Wise Guys

posted on April 14, 2018
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Sounds like every dancer I know at this club. Fuck and suck for $100 plus $50 to the pimp behind the bar. What do you expect?

Nathan  on Wise Guys

posted on April 12, 2018
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Beware!! Don't go the dancer, Michelle or Elizabeth. She is creative liar. She only cares about money. Don't believe her when she said "I love you". She tried to influence you for free money. She has four kids. She spent money on her tattoos not her kids' needs. She is totally selfish. Iris my warning to guys. Have fun yourself.

Lexy  on Wise Guys

posted on April 6, 2018
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Bartender/manager, whatever she is, she's bat shit crazy.

Horney  on Wise Guys

posted on July 25, 2017
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Looking 4 candy young hot wiseguys?

Lola  on Wise Guys

posted on June 4, 2017
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Does she work here?

Joke  on Wise Guys

posted on May 7, 2017
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This place is sad..rarely do they even dance on stage..thry sit around tslking and drinking and smoking.they are barely average. Aviod and save your money

Lola  on Wise Guys

posted on March 31, 2017
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Any info?

Talia  on Wise Guys

posted on August 9, 2016
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Is she still working here?

ReKaci  on Wise Guys

posted on April 29, 2016
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If this Kaci is working at ANY of the clubs in East St. Louis, Washington Park, Sauget, or anywhere west of Route 157 south of I-55, she ain't worth your life or time! That entire area is endless, nonstop war zone without a single quiet pocket at all.

kaci?  on Wise Guys

posted on April 20, 2016
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Anyone know what club kaci is working at now?

joker  on Wise Guys

posted on March 15, 2016
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Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"

Col. Fagin  on  Wise Guys

posted on March 15, 2016
Joined 3 years ago
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Any person who has ever set wheel or foot within East St. Louis highly deserves a shirt that says "I Survived East St. Louis."

Patrisha  on Wise Guys

posted on March 9, 2016
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There use to be a black girl with a great ass, very pretty short hair, about 5'7". Was fantastic in VIP rooms name Patrisha. Any ideal what happened to her or what club she works?

stuff  on Wise Guys

posted on March 1, 2016
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Anyone know if Myah still works there?

Sadie  on Wise Guys

posted on February 26, 2016
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Had a good time at Wise Guys. Sadie was an unexpected surprise and a pleasure to be around. I'll come back again soon!

Smokey's back  on Wise Guys

posted on February 24, 2016
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Yay! Smokeybear is back to take us all on another trip to Crazytown! Personally I'm glad -- the Craziness Quotient has been way too low on this board for a while.

smokeybear  on Wise Guys

posted on February 24, 2016
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Don't you know!? Washington Park is a WAR ZONE!!! It's about as bad as Baghdad, Iraq! Nowhere else in America will you hear/see AK-47s going off every 5 minutes, innocent motorists getting shot up in broad daylight until they stall out and burst into flames, and yes, even possible homemade IEDs blowing even vehicles as large as a 15-passenger van right off the road and into the drainage ditch! Even New Orleans, which has one of the highest homicide rates nationwide, is a walk in the park compared to both Washington Park and East St. Louis!

Taylor  on Wise Guys

posted on February 17, 2016
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Letting everyone know im working at c mowes mon wed thurs noon to close come have a drink and some fun with me hope to see some familiar faces

re Michelle  on Wise Guys

posted on February 15, 2016
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Michelle strikes me as a cold fish. I've showered her with stage tips and chatted her up and she's never shown the least interest. Maybe it's just me -- hope you have better luck than I did.

Feedback  on Wise Guys

posted on February 10, 2016
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Any feedback on Kaci or Michelle?

just do it  on Wise Guys

posted on February 4, 2016
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I want to bitch slap some of u faggots with my big dick

re Cecelia  on Wise Guys

posted on February 4, 2016
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"Cecelia! You're down on your knees, you're begging me please to come soon."

Cecelia  on Wise Guys

posted on February 2, 2016
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Same stripper that was with the east st louis police department?

Cecelia  on Wise Guys

posted on February 2, 2016
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Same stripper that was with the east st louis police department?

cecelia  on Wise Guys

posted on February 2, 2016
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saw cecelia yesterday, looks good.. still a lot of fun

Smokeybear knows what's up  on Wise Guys

posted on January 25, 2016
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By the way, Smokester, you're essentially correct about what goes on in the VIP room: disrobing, massaging the "thing" (tee-hee), touching her all over. Hell, you can probably even video the encounter for an extra fee. However, you're quite wrong about the cost -- it's a bit more than $10 for three hours, except when rent is due -- and the danger. Visits to Washington Park, especially in daylight but even at night, just aren't that dangerous.

re VIP room prices  on Wise Guys

posted on January 25, 2016
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Smokeybear, I assume you've been hibernating for a while. We've missed your wacky paranoia on this website. Welcome back -- now shut the f* up!

aexy lexi  on Wise Guys

posted on January 24, 2016
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Just wanted to let everyone know Talia is back at wise guys...her off days are Tuesdays and Thursdays

Re; VIP room prices  on Wise Guys

posted on January 24, 2016
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I don't care if the VIP costs a total of $10 for even 3 hours (180 minutes)! Yes, even if the VIP involved her completely disrobing you absolutely naked, touching/massaging your thing, you touching her everywhere, without a single square inch of her being off limits, and in fact, I don't even care if you were allowed to even videotape the whole thing! The club is still far too unsafe and is still absolutely not worth your life at all! Not by a long shot!

re Cecilia  on Wise Guys

posted on January 10, 2016
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I suspect that she still has a lot of tattoos . . . and is still a lot of fun somewhere!

cecelia  on Wise Guys

posted on January 7, 2016
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Where is cecelia.. she used to have a lot of tattoos.. and a lot of fun

bid d  on Wise Guys

posted on December 30, 2015
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Any one ever get dances from Dallas? Any reviews

VIP room prices  on Wise Guys

posted on December 12, 2015
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On a recent weekday afternoon I paid $50 to the house and $100 to the dancer for 15 minutes in the VIP room, including a BBBJ. For that much money I think I should get 30 minutes.

VIP room prices  on Wise Guys

posted on December 12, 2015
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On a recent weekday afternoon I paid $50 to the house and $100 to the dancer for 15 minutes in the VIP room, including a BBBJ. For that much money I think I should get 30 minutes.

bob  on Wise Guys

posted on December 4, 2015
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Hey sammi. Which one is cici?

Private Room  on Wise Guys

posted on December 3, 2015
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What's the price for the private room and how much time do you have? 15 or 30 minutes?

Bad neighborhood warning  on Wise Guys

posted on November 16, 2015
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Pipe dreamer! Even in broad daylight, people get shot, murdered, robbed, car jacked, and assaulted every day at Wise Guys!

Bad neighborhood warning  on Wise Guys

posted on November 16, 2015
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Pipe dreamer! Even in broad daylight, people get shot, murdered, robbed, car jacked, and assaulted every day at Wise Guys!

sexy lexi  on Wise Guys

posted on November 14, 2015
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I am retired.I'm very flattered tho. Lol Definitely come check out cici

to sexy lexi  on Wise Guys

posted on November 13, 2015
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Thanks, Lexi! I'll look for CiCi the next time I'm at Wise Guys in a couple of weeks -- though you should really think about doing a VIP room with me ;) . . . Bill

sexy lexi  on Wise Guys

posted on November 13, 2015
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Your thinking of Cici...Talia no longer works for wise guys

one satisfied guy  on Wise Guys

posted on November 9, 2015
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That's probably her name....got a great smile, and she WAS fun in the VIP.

to satisfied  on Wise Guys

posted on November 8, 2015
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Was her name Talia by any chance? She's blonde and beautiful and looks like she would be fun in VIP.

one satisfied guy  on Wise Guys

posted on November 5, 2015
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I was in there this past Wednesday and had a great time with one of the dancers, a young blond with blue eyes. Can't recall the name, i was having THAT good a time. 4 girls there, and all were game for a good time! I'm coming back as soon as i can, plan to sample them all.

re Bad neighborhood  on Wise Guys

posted on October 28, 2015
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Of course Wise Guys is in a bad neighborhood. Strip clubs are almost always located in places like Washington Park or Harvey and not in places like Ladue or Glencoe. Nevertheless, *everything* you wrote about Wise Guys was a LIE! No one *ever* gets shot or murdered there, and the only robbery that ever occurs is when a customer doesn't get the service he paid for in the VIP room.

Bad neighborhood warning  on Wise Guys

posted on October 28, 2015
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Wise Guys Pleasure Palace is totally unsafe, sits in a war zone of a bad neighborhood, and should be avoided at all costs. When a neighborhood becomes a war zone like Washington Park is, the only sensible thing for any place of business to do is move out of there! It is WRONG to deliberately lure especially innocent people into a war zone of a bad neighborhood where they are guaranteed to get robbed, shot, murdered, or worse.

Bad neighborhood warning  on Wise Guys

posted on September 25, 2015
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So in other words, safety in America has become a Capital Felony!

To Little Dick Troll  on Wise Guys

posted on September 24, 2015
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Why don't you find a corner and go play with your little dick. If you don't know how ask your mother, that is if you can get her off the East St Louis street corner long enough to teach you.

damn  on Wise Guys

posted on September 24, 2015
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Damn, will you a-holes stay on-topic

RE: Bad Neighborhood Warning Person  on Wise Guys

posted on September 24, 2015
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We have your location based on your IP address and reported you to the authorities. Have a nice day.

Bad neighborhood warning  on Wise Guys

posted on September 24, 2015
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You just wait! You won't be calling me a troll anymore when you get blown right off the road in East St. Louis or Washington Park by an IED or blasted by AK-47 fire in Chicago's south suburbs area east of Illinois 50/Cicero Avenue! By then, it will likely be too late, as criminals in both those areas don't let their victims live especially so they can call the police. Criminals in both those areas MURDER their victims and THEN they rob and car jack them.

9 MM  on Wise Guys

posted on September 24, 2015
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Love this club. You can shoot some dude in the parking lot and no one cares. Call the police ? Might as well write them a letter,

Re; ha!  on Wise Guys

posted on September 24, 2015
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They most certainly do have AK-47s and Molotov Cocktails! They don't buy AK-47s and ammunition in Washington park! They STEAL them! Through gun shop ROBBERIES! Also, Molotov Cocktails and IEDs are home made devices, not purchased at any store. Plus, the criminals are rich, through their robberies, thefts, fraud, car jackings; they have MASSIVE amounts of STOLEN wealth which they use to make themselves more dangerous! And as long as innocent people continue to go into this war zone known as East St. Louis/Washington Park and become more victims of the war zone, the felons who prowl those streets IN BROAD DAYLIGHT will continue to feed off our wealth.

Show us your girls!  on Wise Guys

posted on September 23, 2015
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Not too often -- maybe once every month or two. I remember on the day I met you, I was sitting with Star and tipped you ten bucks to show me your tits. You did -- money well spent! I'll be at Wise Guys in a couple of weeks on a Monday or Tuesday afternoon, but unfortunately I don't think you work then. See you sometime . . . Professor Bill

sexy lexi  on Wise Guys

posted on September 22, 2015
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I tried to upload a pic of my girls guess it didn't work!!!! Do u come in often????

to Sexy Lexi  on Wise Guys

posted on September 22, 2015
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"These are some of my girls" -- what do you mean? "i can honestly say she wasn't anything special" -- actually I found Mallory attractive, but you're HOT!

sexy lexi  on Wise Guys

posted on September 21, 2015
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These are some of my girls

sexy lexi  on Wise Guys

posted on September 21, 2015
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I actually ain't the new bartender i have been there a long time but i was gone having a baby that's why mallory was there....and thanks i can honestly say she wasn't anything special...❤💋❤💋

sexy lexi  on Wise Guys

posted on September 21, 2015
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I actually ain't the new bartender i have been there a long time but i was gone having a baby that's why mallory was there....and thanks i can honestly say she wasn't anything special...❤💋❤💋

To HA  on Wise Guys

posted on September 21, 2015
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I agree, ignore the individual with the little dick and maybe he will go away and play with himself as no one else will play with him.

to HA!  on Wise Guys

posted on September 20, 2015
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After reading Mr. AK-47's posts for years on SCL pages for various ESL and Chicago-area clubs, I've come to the conclusion that he isn't crazy -- he's a troll. Don't feed trolls -- it just encourages them.

HA!  on Wise Guys

posted on September 20, 2015
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People in Washington Park are too poor to afford AK-47's, molotov cocktails, ammunition, and IED's.

Bad neighborhood warning  on Wise Guys

posted on September 20, 2015
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Wise Guys Pleasure Palace is actually Wise Guys Temple of Doom! AK-47s go off every 5-10 minutes in the area, rounds often rip right through the walls causing injury and sometimes even death to people inside the club. People get AK-47d and then robbed in the parking lot in broad daylight! People get AK-47d driving through the area, and even a few IEDs hurled at passing cars can not be ruled out! EVERY single square foot of both Washington Park and East St. Louis is a World War I battlefield of a bad neighborhood!

to Bob and Sexy Lexi  on Wise Guys

posted on September 16, 2015
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Thanks to both of you for the clarification. It just goes to show, for the umpteenth time, that you can't believe everything (or much of anything, for that matter) that you read on the Internet, especially on this lowlife website. Lexi, you're definitely hot, a *huge* upgrade from Mallory!

Bob  on Wise Guys

posted on September 15, 2015
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I can definitely say Lexi doesNOT do VIPs I'm a regular here I watch her turn down VIPs all the time. Hell I've even tried!!! I must say she's definitely hottttt....

sexy lexi  on Wise Guys

posted on September 15, 2015
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I work wed/Sunday and I DONT do VIPs nor do I fuck or suck....Thanks!!!!

re Lexi  on Wise Guys

posted on September 4, 2015
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Yeah, I wanna know the same thing. What days do she works? (LMFAO) On Monday and Tuesday afternoon the bartender was Adam, a dude. WTF?

B1gcotton  on Wise Guys

posted on September 4, 2015
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What days do lexi the bsrtender works?? Thanks

Follow-up to WhereIsEverybody  on Wise Guys

posted on September 1, 2015
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When I was at Wise Guys yesterday between 5 and 6, there were six dancers: Shy, Ariel, McKinley, Talia, Amyra, and one other whose name I forget. One of these ladies entertained me *very* well in the VIP room. These things change, but right now Wise Guys is my favorite dive bar in Washington Park. Blondie's, C-Mowe's, and Cheeks are in a bit of a slump, while Dollie's keeps doing what it does -- never great but always dependable :)

Re: Lexi the hot new bartender  on Wise Guys

posted on August 28, 2015
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Oh man, she'll suck your cock like a hoover. And slip her an extra $10 and she'll lick your balls till they don't smell anymore.

Re: Lexi the hot new bartender  on Wise Guys

posted on August 28, 2015
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Oh man, slip her $10 and she'll lick your balls till they don't smell anymore.

WhereIsEverybody  on Wise Guys

posted on August 28, 2015
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8/28 Drove by Cheeks and Wise guys about 5pm . Didnt look like they were open.

Fun in the afternoon  on Wise Guys

posted on August 26, 2015
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I'm planning a trip to WP next Monday and Tuesday afternoon. Does Star or Skyler still work here? Is Lexi, the hot new bartender, really down with VIP fun? Hope so!

Re: Share  on Wise Guys

posted on August 3, 2015
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Yeah, the bartender Lexi is the best of all the girls. Take her to the VIP for a nice fuck and suck.

Lampliter  on Wise Guys

posted on August 3, 2015
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Try The Lampliter in Ottawa IL They're Hiring Dancers!

Share  on Wise Guys

posted on August 2, 2015
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Alright, time to share whose the best and who is the con artists. Thinking about stopping by to check it out again. Any recommendations?

Wiseguys vs Cheeks  on Wise Guys

posted on July 30, 2015
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I guess it depends on the dancers and your negotiating skills. There both at the bottom when it comes to strip clubs in the metro area.

Wise Guys vs Cheeks  on Wise Guys

posted on July 20, 2015
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I've been to both several times in the afternoon. Which one is best has no hard and fast answer, as strip club quality is quite cyclical. On my visits to WP this year I have greatly preferred Wise Guys, where I have always found at least one attractive dancer who will take me where I want to go in the VIP room.

to free country?  on Wise Guys

posted on July 20, 2015
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Calm down. I don't disagree with you. I did, after all, write "a more or less free country". This country is much less free than it used to be but much more free than it will be.

Re; Wiseguys vs Cheeks  on Wise Guys

posted on July 20, 2015
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Neither is safer than the other! Both have shootings and shootouts every day and night, even in broad daylight!

Wiseguys vs Cheeks  on Wise Guys

posted on July 20, 2015
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Let us discuss what this site is designed to do...stripper club info. Who has a better daytime selection during weekdays? Cheeks or Wiseguys? Whoe has a better private area?

free country?  on Wise Guys

posted on July 18, 2015
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You are so wrong this country is only free if you identify yourself as democrstic liberal . Other thrn that the media and all others will attempt to f discredit you and beliefs that don't fit the liberal agenda

to Smokey  on Wise Guys

posted on July 16, 2015
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I don't think you're a troll -- I think you're so obsessed with allegedly murderous rates of crime and violence in South Chicago that you're near, if not over, the edge of insanity. And just as you are free to voice your paranoia, we are free to call you out for it. We do live in a more or less free country, after all.

Smokey  on Wise Guys

posted on July 15, 2015
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One thing I hate is being called a troll! This is supposed to be America, not North Korea! And in America, everyone has every right to warn other people about extreme high crime areas!

Smokey IS a real kook  on Wise Guys

posted on July 14, 2015
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I know trolls, and Smokeybear isn't a troll. He's obsessed to the point of paranoia with crime and violence in ghetto areas like South Chicago and East St Louis. He claims that there is no racial element to his rants, but I'm not so sure.

Demo  on Wise Guys

posted on July 14, 2015
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Smokeybear. Troll level: Good enough obviously. Are you guys dense? This guy is the very definition of a troll. How long you noobs been on the Internet?

to Smokey  on Wise Guys

posted on July 13, 2015
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You're clearly insane . . . and a fearful little man. No adult should be as obsessed with "crime & violence" and as oppressed with fear as you. Just listen to yourself: "I was terrified that we were going to get blown up by an IED!" You can't be serious!

Not a Lunatic  on Wise Guys

posted on July 13, 2015
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East St. Louis reminded me literally of images of Berlin right after World War II. Every other house all boarded up and looking on the verge of collapse, paint peeling off every wall, homes gutted by fires, one that looked like a meth lab that blew up, a school building on 13th Street and Bond Avenue that looked like a tornado hit it, whole parcels of land that even looked like the aftermath of Hurricane Andrew in Homestead, Florida.

Not a Lunatic  on Wise Guys

posted on July 13, 2015
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Look. My parents and I once got lost while going to a conference just west of St. Louis, and we ended up in East St. Louis! I was terrified that we were going to get blown up by an IED! I seriously imagined the next day's local newspaper with an article titled; "Shattered and burned remains of lost tourists discovered on half-mile stretch of 10th Street in East St. Louis. They should have listened to the Map King."

Smokey  on Wise Guys

posted on July 13, 2015
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From the way another war zone club, Atlantis Gentlemen's Club in Ford Heights, Illinois, always keeps banning me and banning me, I can not doubt anymore that Atlantis is owned and run by the MS-13 gang and probably has an owner with a rap sheet that likely includes AK-47 attack on an occupied school bus resulting in injuries and fatalities, AK-47 and Molotov Cocktail attack on a full daycare center resulting in deaths and injuries, manslaughter, homicide, firearm attack on a police officer, who knows! There's no other possible explanation! Atlantis even banned me in the beginning when I nicely mentioned that the area that club sits in is unsafe.

to Smokeybear  on Wise Guys

posted on July 8, 2015
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Smokey, Smokey, Smokey . . . When you post such drivel as this: "Washington Park is an all-out war zone! It's about as bad as Baghdad! People get AK-47'd and AR-15'd and especially Molotov Cocktailed IN BROAD DAYLIGHT in Washington Park!" is it any wonder that everyone on SCL thinks you're mentally ill?

RE: Lunatic  on Wise Guys

posted on July 8, 2015
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There is a lunatic on the fringe. Maybe he thinks he's in Syria warring with ISIS.

Re; to Baja  on Wise Guys

posted on July 8, 2015
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Get the devil OUT OF THAT WAR ZONE!!!!! Go somewhere safer! Washington Park is an all-out war zone! It's about as bad as Baghdad! People get AK-47'd and AR-15'd and especially Molotov Cocktailed IN BROAD DAYLIGHT in Washington Park! I wouldn't even want my worst enemy to go visit Washington Park, it's that bad!

Fun in the afternoon  on Wise Guys

posted on May 10, 2015
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Are there any dancers here on day shift who are as oriented to customer service as Ivory, London, and Skyler from a year or two ago?

re Kami  on Wise Guys

posted on May 4, 2015
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Does a Kami work here? Is she the same as the Kami at Dollie's? Who else will brighten a guy's weekday afternoon?

Good times in Washington Park  on Wise Guys

posted on March 25, 2015
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I'm looking for a level of customer service similar to that provided so enthusiastically by Harley at Blondie's, Cara at Cheeks, or Skyler (among others) at Wise Guys. Any recommendations?

Bajanita  on Wise Guys

posted on March 8, 2015
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I only work Fri-Sat-Sun I'll be there tonight...

to Skyler  on Wise Guys

posted on February 23, 2015
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Hey! Will you be there on Wednesday or Thursday afternoon? I'll be in town and hope to see you . . . Bill

to Baja  on Wise Guys

posted on February 11, 2015
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When do you work? I thought Wise Guys was open only on days! I spent excellent VIP time with London one weekday afternoon last spring and with Rose (whom I called Rosie) one Saturday afternoon last summer. Sure would like to see them again!

Bajanita  on Wise Guys

posted on February 10, 2015
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And about a Rosie and London. I've never heard/seen them....unless they work days

Bajanita  on Wise Guys

posted on February 10, 2015
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My name means little Bajan (I'm Bajan, and I'm short lol) but my dance name is Baja (not pronounced baha) Lol. Some of the girls I mentioned are newer, but the gentlemen seem to love them!!!

Best WP venue for Billy Joel music  on Wise Guys

posted on February 2, 2015
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Wise Guys has overtaken Blondie's, Cheeks, and C-Mowe's to become the best place in Washington Park to hear the world-famous music of Billy Joel, especially if you prefer it not to be translated from the original French.

re London and Ivory  on Wise Guys

posted on January 28, 2015
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I'd like to know what happened to London, too -- she showed me a *really* good time one afternoon last year. In a similar vein: what ever became of Ivory, another fun girl on days?

KD  on Wise Guys

posted on January 27, 2015
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Whatever happened to London? Is she still there? I'll be coming into town here soon and was thinking of seeing her. But haven't read any posts on her...

Another great visit  on Wise Guys

posted on January 15, 2015
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I am loving the afternoon re-opening of Wise Guys! I was there from about 5 to 7 (closing time!) today. Sat with Michelle for a long time but ended up getting some excellent VIP time with the cute and vivacious Star, a black temptress with the voice of an angel. Skyler and Beauty were also working -- I think *any* of the four would be fun in the VIP room. I know Skyler and Star are!

to Michelle  on Wise Guys

posted on January 11, 2015
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Are you working on Wednesday or Thursday afternoon this week? I'll be in WP late Wed p.m. and early Thu p.m. and hope to see you . . . Bill

to Michelle (update)  on Wise Guys

posted on January 2, 2015
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Your admirers would appreciate it if you would post your schedule here each week. I now expect to be in WP early in the evening on Wed 1/14 and early in the afternoon on Thu 1/15 and hope to spend some time with you then. . . Bill

to Michelle  on Wise Guys

posted on January 1, 2015
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We met on 12/20, the day of your Christmas party (though I had already made arrangements with another dancer). I may be in your area next Thursday afternoon/evening and would like to spend some time with you. What days will you be working next week? . . . Bill

Best day girls in Washington Park  on Wise Guys

posted on December 24, 2014
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These are one man's opinion. Your additions and corrections are welcome and can help to make everyone's afternoons in WP as pleasurable as possible. Blondie's -- Harley, Fantasy Cheeks -- ? (where is Cara?) C-Mowe's -- Taylor, Willow Dollie's -- Autumn, Shy Wise Guys -- Skyler, Michelle

Great visit today  on Wise Guys

posted on December 20, 2014
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The last several times I drove past Wise Guys in the afternoon there were no cars at all, but this afternoon I stopped in around 1:15 for an hour and a half and had a great time. For some of that time I was the only customer; by the time I left, two other older white guys had bellied up to the bar. Besides the hot blonde bartender, whose name I didn't catch (sorry!), there were 4 dancers: TC, Michelle, Skyler, and a black girl named Candy. I enjoyed some excellent private time in the VIP room with Skyler and look forward to future fun with her and probably Michelle and TC. Don't know about Candy yet. Gentlemen, afternoon fun at Wise Guys is back!

Have Wise Guys and Cheeks switched again  on Wise Guys

posted on December 19, 2014
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Yesterday afternoon at about 4:30 Cheeks was closed but Wise Guys was open! I went in, saw two girls were working, and left again. The bartender said they're closed on Friday afternoon and will have their Christmas party on Saturday. Is Wise Guys now open and Cheeks closed in the afternoon?

to Bajanita  on Wise Guys

posted on December 12, 2014
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Thanks for the Wise Guys update. How did you get your unusual name? I'm assuming it's a stripper name :) I've met Michelle but don't know recognize any of the other names you mentioned. Do London and Rosie still dance there? I remember them from earlier this year, when the club was still open in the afternoon. I'm thinking about stopping in on Thursday evening.

Bajanita  on Wise Guys

posted on December 8, 2014
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Yeah Ariel, the bartender...no Ariaana working at Wise Guys though, sorry fellas. It is kind of a hit or miss there sometimes. For instance, I only work Saturday and Sunday, half the time I don't even know the girls who've been working there "forever ". But other than myself, Myah, t-t, and Michelle, are always there for a great time!

Bajanita  on Wise Guys

posted on December 8, 2014
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I currently work at Wise Guys...yeah only open nights

WP visitor  on Wise Guys

posted on November 22, 2014
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The few times I've visited this club were in the afternoon, my preferred time of day in this sketchy little town. Now when I drive past in daylight on my way to some other club, Wise Guys is always closed. Is it open only at night now? What girls provide the most satisfying, least covered experience in the VIP room? You know what I mean: like Cara at Cheeks or Harley at Blondie's!

taylor  on Wise Guys

posted on October 15, 2014
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Hi gentlemen just wanted to let everyone know that im having my birthday party today at c mowes. Come have a drink with.me. and maybe some backroom fun. Hope to see some familiar faces at c mowes today.

Arianna  on Wise Guys

posted on September 17, 2014
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Yes, can you please post your schedule. I loved the time we had when you were at Hollywood's and I'm sure it would be better here.

arianna  on Wise Guys

posted on September 16, 2014
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arrianna if u still work here /i know you check these boards.why not post here when ur working .i know you have following many will come

re Arianna  on Wise Guys

posted on September 15, 2014
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Arianna was working at Wise Guys when I was there on 8/20. Haven't been back since then.

Arianna  on Wise Guys

posted on September 15, 2014
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If anyone has info if she actually works here. I went there thinking she was there and turned out to be a girl named Arial. I was bummed so I would hope that someone would know where she works.

Afternoon fun in Washington Park  on Wise Guys

posted on September 13, 2014
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Best day girls in VIP: Cheeks -- Cara Blondie's -- Harley Dollie's -- Shy, Autumn C-Mowe's -- Taylor Wise Guys -- London, Michelle Additions and changes to this list are encouraged!

arianna  on Wise Guys

posted on September 13, 2014
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whats are schedule here .i am sure shes real flakey and does not show up much .but any info would be good days or nights times etc

for daytime fun  on Wise Guys

posted on September 12, 2014
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You should check out taylor at c mowes lots of fun and very sexy she is big at the top and skinny with long black hair. I believe she works days mon wed fri

RE: Arianna  on Wise Guys

posted on September 9, 2014
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She did work at Hollywood's but don't know about PT Sports. Yes she is either Puerto Rican or Mexican I guess. She is petite.

airianna  on Wise Guys

posted on September 8, 2014
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is this the same dancer from holywood and PT sports? she short an puerto rican

Looking for Arianna  on Wise Guys

posted on September 7, 2014
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Can anyone tell me if where I can find her or if she works there?

Afternoon delight  on Wise Guys

posted on August 24, 2014
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I was at the club briefly on Wed. afternoon. Michelle was there along with Arianna (?) and two others that I didn't know. I moved on and might have come back except that they were closing at 7! This place is more hit and miss than Dollie's or Cheeks, which are almost always hits -- this day at Wise Guys was more of a miss.

Afternoon delight  on Wise Guys

posted on August 18, 2014
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Does anyone know if TC, Michelle, or Ivory will be working at Wise Guys on Wednesday?

Sat. afternoon in WP  on Wise Guys

posted on July 13, 2014
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After abortive visits to Blondie's and Cheeks, my third stop of the day at Wise Guys was much more satisfying. Four girls were working -- Rosy, Michelle, and two others whose names I didn't catch -- and some VIP time with Rosy and her spectacular natural DDs was just what I needed.

TC  on Wise Guys

posted on June 5, 2014
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Is this the same TC that used to be bartender? Was at Cheeks for a short time and went by Babe at Miss Kittys? If so, what days does she work.

to KD  on Wise Guys

posted on May 16, 2014
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Thanks for the 411, man. I visited Wise Guys recently and, based on your recommendation, spent some quality time with London. She may be a little on the "thick" side (as am I, for that matter), but she certainly knows what she's doing in the VIP room! The only other dancer working that afternoon was Kay, but she was drunk as a skunk and was sent home early, after which it was just me and London!

KD  on Wise Guys

posted on May 13, 2014
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London, Michelle and TC are usually the best.

Fun seeker  on Wise Guys

posted on April 30, 2014
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So who's best in VIP at Wise Guys in the afternoon? I've been there twice and haven't found anyone yet that I want to spend private time with. Maybe I was there at the wrong times or overlooked some diamond in the rough.

Daytime fun in WP  on Wise Guys

posted on April 22, 2014
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Best day girls in VIP: Cheeks -- Cara Blondie's -- Harley (soon . . . probably) Dollie's -- Shy, Autumn C-Mowe's -- ? Wise Guys -- ? Additions and changes to this list are encouraged!

Ariel  on Wise Guys

posted on April 20, 2014
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Whatever happened to that new Cheeks dancer named Ariel? I'm not talkin about the bartender who's also called Ariel. Did she move to some other club or just quit dancin for a while

Occasional visitor  on Wise Guys

posted on April 19, 2014
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I visited Washington Park on Wed. and Thurs. afternoons. Here's a summary of my experience: Thurs: about 5 dancers (4 white, 1 black) early in the afternoon. Had a great time in VIP with Cara, a brunette MILF type with big fake tits. Fri: Started at Wise Guys early in the p.m. 7-8 girls, all but one white -- but the music was excessively loud hip-hop. Yuk! Moved on after one beer to Dollie's. Much better music, about 12 dancers (10 white, 2 black). Great cubicle time with Autumn, who is a *lot* of fun!

Occasional visitor  on Wise Guys

posted on April 19, 2014
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Wow -- what a contrast between the last two posts! To previous poster: I may be a "dump F__K", but at least I can spell "dumb" and "then", two lengthy words that seem to exceed your ability. Seriously, if you have nothing useful or even interesting to say in response to an inquiry, just STFU. To Texas: Thank you for your useful reply. See my next post for a summary of my recent visit to WP.

Occasional Visitor  on Wise Guys

posted on April 16, 2014
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Hey Asshole - if you've been to those places than why do you need recommendations. Pull your head out of your ass what a dump F__K you are

Texas  on Wise Guys

posted on April 16, 2014
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I do not have a specific name for you as the ladies tend to rotate around. I have always had good luck at Wise Guys.

Occasional visitor  on Wise Guys

posted on April 16, 2014
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I post on this board all the time, often providing answers to others' inquiries. I have been to Hollywood Show Club, Dollie's, and Cheeks multiple times and C-Mowe's, Wise Guys, and Blondie's once each. Now I'm trying to find recommendations on where to spend limited time later this week. Mind your own business.

To Occasional Visitor  on Wise Guys

posted on April 15, 2014
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You have posted on several different locations. Don't you think you should visit these places yourself rather than attempt to gain free information without contributing to the board.

Occasional visitor  on Wise Guys

posted on April 14, 2014
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Hoping to visit later this week. Who's good in VIP in the afternoon?

na  on Wise Guys

posted on March 14, 2014
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Unique works at cheeks

CARA  on Wise Guys

posted on March 6, 2014
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Im back after th e recent death of my mother. I am working today. Harley is with me. Come visit cara today!!!!!!

Unique  on Wise Guys

posted on February 11, 2014
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Is unique working here or at cheeks? Haven't seen her lately.

Unique??  on Wise Guys

posted on January 9, 2014
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Is this the one that worked at Dollies? Young, slender, tattoos around both thighs?

Unique??  on Wise Guys

posted on January 1, 2014
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Is this the same Unique that worked at Dollie's quite a long time ago?

Unique  on Wise Guys

posted on December 31, 2013
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Unique is alive and well and dancing at Cheeks.

U  on Wise Guys

posted on December 28, 2013
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Unique has passed away.

Dr Phil  on Wise Guys

posted on November 18, 2013
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Does anyone Know where Ariana, Unique, or Eva are

Day Dancers  on Wise Guys

posted on November 12, 2013
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Who is usually here on Thursdays around lunch? Any info?

who cares nasty cherry  on Wise Guys

posted on November 10, 2013
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This is a nasty cheap whore house you can walk in the door and get fucked on stage for free just find high cherry who might need learn to lay off the drugs then maybe she would respect her self just alittle to maybe make some money doing and be careful cause she don't know what condoms are either

Happy Guy & Crystal  on Wise Guys

posted on November 6, 2013
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Crystal is no longer in the business, momming and going to school.

TC and Crystal  on Wise Guys

posted on November 4, 2013
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Anyone know if TC is still working at Cheeks or any other club? Last time I saw her was at Miss Kitty's. How about Crystal too, anyone know anything about her?

Tuesday  on Wise Guys

posted on October 21, 2013
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Are there any thin girls working this Tuesday around noon or 1?

Paige  on Wise Guys

posted on October 15, 2013
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What does Paige look like?

Re: Arianna  on Wise Guys

posted on October 13, 2013
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Is that Arianna from Hollywood?

adrianna  on Wise Guys

posted on October 11, 2013
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Is she the same Adrianna that worked at Cheeks last year?

Day Girls  on Wise Guys

posted on October 7, 2013
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Are there any skinny girls that work days? I have nothing against fuller size; but, was wondering about thin day girls.

re:candi  on Wise Guys

posted on October 5, 2013
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What does Paige look like?

re: candi  on Wise Guys

posted on October 5, 2013
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What does look like?

candi  on Wise Guys

posted on October 3, 2013
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Hi I'm candi one of the day shift girls for wise guys we are now open 12-7 We have cherry, Paige, Ariel, adrianna, nicki, Hollywood and of course me candi

UPDATE  on Wise Guys

posted on September 24, 2013
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You gentleman and regulars need to support your girls.

CARA  on Wise Guys

posted on September 18, 2013
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Hi guys! Cara's home working at cheeks today. Dont have a schedule but will keep everyone posted! Please come in today and support your fav girls!

Dayshift girls  on Wise Guys

posted on September 18, 2013
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There are several girls working days: Cara, Crystal, Harley, Bella, Kim, Tawny just to name a few.

BootyHunter  on Wise Guys

posted on September 4, 2013
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Who is working this Saturday Day???

Dayshift  on Wise Guys

posted on August 4, 2013
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Currently Wise Guys is closed until 7pm daily and all the day girls are across the street at Cheeks. Cara, Harley, Crystal, Sasha B, Morgan, Peaches, Bella, Sasha, Honey, Kim are all over at Cheeks. Check out Cheeks page for further updates and schedules.

BigBootyHunter  on Wise Guys

posted on August 3, 2013
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Cara, missing your updates... What going on?

BigBootyHunter  on Wise Guys

posted on July 24, 2013
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er body quit over there???

BigBootyHunter  on Wise Guys

posted on July 21, 2013
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Haven't seen any updates in a bit... Can you post the girls schedules???

news  on Wise Guys

posted on July 9, 2013
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T3x3LP Awesome article.Much thanks again. Really Cool.

CARA  on Wise Guys

posted on June 28, 2013
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Currently day shift at wiseguys is closed due to remodel. Please visit your fav wiseguys gals over on day shift at cheeks you will find Harley Cara Crystal. Sasha morgan there. Please swing by cheeks and support your favorite girls. Tell your friends why you have so much fun. See you there.

CARA  on Wise Guys

posted on June 25, 2013
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Hello and happy tuesday. Come support your fav day girls. I dont know exactly who will be dancing today. I do know that CARA and HARLEY will be in today to work everybodys fav shift. 12-7 pm. So come have some drinks and get some wild dances from your fav day girls. Dont forget to tip your bartender TABBY. See you all there.

CARA  on Wise Guys

posted on June 22, 2013
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That was sasha. hi everyone. please come and support your fav girls. i know its harley and cara. come play with us. i dont know who else will be there. but harley and cara are super wild and fun

CARA  on Wise Guys

posted on June 22, 2013
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That was sasha. hi everyone. please come and support your fav girls. i know its harley and cara. come play with us. i dont know who else will be there. but harley and cara are super wild and fun

CARA  on Wise Guys

posted on June 22, 2013
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That was sasha. hi everyone. please come and support your fav girls. i know its harley and cara. come play with us. i dont know who else will be there. but harley and cara are super wild and fun

Bob-RepairMan  on Wise Guys

posted on June 22, 2013
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Who was the thick black girl that was in there Friday Day???

CARA  on Wise Guys

posted on June 21, 2013
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Hello patrons. happy friday. today i will be working cheeks day shift from 1:30-7pm. come on in and play with cara, crystal, harley and sasha. the most exciting dancers on day shift. we love to party and get sexy wild.

CARA  on Wise Guys

posted on June 21, 2013
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Hello patrons. happy friday. today i will be working cheeks day shift from 1:30-7pm. come on in and play with cara, crystal, harley and sasha. the most exciting dancers on day shift. we love to party and get sexy wild.

CARA  on Wise Guys

posted on June 20, 2013
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Hello and good thursday to you all. I will be working cheeks day shift today from 12-7.

CARA  on Wise Guys

posted on June 19, 2013
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Hi everybody. I apologize I missed yesterday and will be missing today again. Please come visit and play with me on thursday from 12 to 7 and friday from 1:30 to 7. In the meantime wr have great girls over at cheeks during the day.HARLEY AND CRYSTAL AND SASHA. And ho have a cocktail with Tabby the best bartender around.

cara  on Wise Guys

posted on June 17, 2013
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Come and party with the 5 most fun girls around. HARLEY. CARA. CRYSTAL. SASHA. and TABBY.

Harley  on Wise Guys

posted on June 16, 2013
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Just to let everyone know that for now Wise Guys will be closed for day shift but the day shift girls will be working at Cheek's. Tabby and Kyle are still the ones in charge just at Cheeks on day shift instead of at Wise Guys for now. This is until further notice. But all your Wise Guys Girls will still be working. Harley, Cara, Crystal, Sasha and a few Cheeks girls as well. Will be open 7 days a week opening at 12 noon each day. Stop by and check everyone out!

cara  on Wise Guys

posted on June 16, 2013
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Happy fathers day! Cheeks will open at noon today and it will be a good time for all of you men. Come play with cara and crystal and drink up with kyle and tabby.

cara  on Wise Guys

posted on June 15, 2013
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We are open fathers day!!!! Cheeks is open. Wiseguys closed but your fav girls from wiseguys are working cheeks now. So happy fathers day. I (cara) am working 12 -7 at cheeks so come party with our beautiful fun day girls.

cara  on Wise Guys

posted on June 15, 2013
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Hi everyone. My schedule is monday 1:30 to 7 Tuesday 12 to 7 Wed 1:30 to 7 Thurs 12 to 7 Sometimes work friday saturday and sunday as well. I will post when I will not be working. Today (sat) I am not working. Sunday is fathers day so I dont know if we are open yet. So everyone please come out and play when I am working. We have the most fun day girls between Harley. Sasha. Crystal and me Cara.

Gator  on Wise Guys

posted on June 13, 2013
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Cara u there Friday afternoon after 5?

cara  on Wise Guys

posted on June 13, 2013
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Hi guys! Come on down and have some extreme fun with. Cara Harley crystal and sasha. Great times for all.

cara  on Wise Guys

posted on June 12, 2013
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Hi everyone. Come see me cara and our other fun gorgeous girls harley crystal sasha and tabby!

Taylor  on Wise Guys

posted on June 6, 2013
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Hi everyone just letting everyone know i work at c mowes now. Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.2 till ten. Come have a drink with me an have some fun.

Re: Morgan  on Wise Guys

posted on May 29, 2013
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what days does morgan work this week?

Tabbys Girls  on Wise Guys

posted on May 27, 2013
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That's Cara, Harley, Crystal, Sasha and Morgan. Work just about every day. Come out and see the girls! Tabby is there Sun thru Thurs and Kyle is there Fri and Sat with Tabbys girls. Drink specials daily!

Harley  on Wise Guys

posted on May 3, 2013
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I'm back at Wise Guys at least four days a week. My regular schedule is Tues, Wed, Fri and Sat but work Mondays or/Thurs too. There are lots of fun girls every day and cold beer. Come on out and stop in for a fun time!

rj  on Wise Guys

posted on March 31, 2013
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If u have never met Morgan from this club, I suggest u go see her. She's full of personality and is the total package all wrapped up in one. She is worth every penny. I will definitely be back to this club to see her.

Harley  on Wise Guys

posted on March 28, 2013
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Just wanted to let my friends know that I'm working tomorrow (Fri) and sat this week ans normally I work Tues, wed, thurs, fri and sat. Hope to see some some familiar faces this week or real soon.