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Re: 2 dollars and 50 cents  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 24, 2018
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I don't know if I'd go that high for a bj from Envy. Maybe a buck and a quarter?

And that's if she licked my balls and swallowed my load.

2 dollars and 50 cents  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 24, 2018
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2.50

Re: Mike owner  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 23, 2018
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This was actually a serious question. I saw somebody said they paid 250 for a bj which is insane. I think envy is hot and I wouldn't mind doing OTC if she's down

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Wtf  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 23, 2018
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There's a difference between complaining and giving out information. The intent of this website is for men to give other men a heads up on the condition of the place they may or may not want to visit. My friends and I have been to at least five different strip clubs in the past year and I always give my opinion and that's not going to stop. So no. You shut up.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Wtf  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 23, 2018
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Then do not go, stop complaining and shut up.

Re: Re: Re: Wtf  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 23, 2018
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It took at least five years to get this bad. It's going to take at least 5 more to get better again. A waste of time going to this place anymore.

Re: Re: Wtf  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 22, 2018
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If ever there was a need for a time machine this place is it. 2 hot lithuanians in the middle stage one badass Hispanic in the backstage And1 hot Asian in the front stage. What do they have dancing there now. Ghetto in the middle and white trash at the ends. None of them in shape. What a fucking waste of location

Blackjacks  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 22, 2018
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Come see Katie Morgan at Blackjacks Gentleman's Club. For presale discounted tickets email Blackjacktixs@gmail.com for more info.

Re: Wtf  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 21, 2018
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Not a good looking girl left. They are all gone.

Wtf  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 20, 2018
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Tried heavenly bodies for the first time in a while. There's absolutely nothing heavily about any of those bodies. Holy crap and when did this place turn into a ghetto Club? You guys can have it

test  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 20, 2018
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test

Re: Mike owner  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 20, 2018
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She must be on birth control or something because she's twice the size she used to be. One night I mistook her with the new double-stuffed oreo Natasha.

Mike owner  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 19, 2018
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Her teeth tell me 12.50

Re: Mike owner  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 19, 2018
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Will Envy fuck? If so how much?

Re: Re: anonymous  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 19, 2018
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. Mary is a complete real as shit, pull no punches beauty. Tough shell but a sweetheart if you take a little time. Awesome dance.

I'm that Guy  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 19, 2018
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Top 4 Ladies to have some stupid fun at the club. Tied for number one for me Mary and Violet/Ivey/Eve . Mary is a complete real as shit, pull no princess beauty. Tough shell but a sweetheart if you take a little time. Awesome dance. Violet/Ivey/Eve a walking advertisement for confident gorgeous woman. All you need to see is her walking by it her stage work. Oh and dances are awesome. Dianna awesome lady to start off. Dances are incredible the sexual energy is in the air if your lucky. Chrissy if unbelievable pain the butt. No nonsense kind woman. I have some absolutely fun conversation with her. And dancing in back is fantastic. And shout out to my bartenders Kimmie and Jen and favorite waitresses Andi, Sue, Dawn and Lynn. To many years but if fun and stupidity on my half. Awesome Ladies thank you.

Re: anonymous  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 19, 2018
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No she does not

Michael  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 18, 2018
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Michael loves extras at Atlantis he grabs em by the pussy over there fuckin hood rat

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Rachel  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 18, 2018
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I would rate her an 8.6

Re: anonymous  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 18, 2018
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There's something about Mary

anonymous  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 18, 2018
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anyone have any info on mary? does she do anything OTC?

mike  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 18, 2018
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what days does melanie work?

Gigi.  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 18, 2018
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Shut the fuck up gigi

Re: Rachel  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 17, 2018
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Sorry Rachel, you weren't around long enough to leave an impression. Good luck over there tho. You think some of the weekdays are slow at hbs. You haven't seen slow yet. Haha

Rachel  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 17, 2018
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Yes I will be there Saturday!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 17, 2018
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Good one, the Summertime Faggot is totally a Peter Puffer, and of course by peter puffer, you mean he sucks cocks, right? Hahah what a homo!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 17, 2018
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Fucking Peter puffer

Re: Re: Re: Re: Rachel  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 17, 2018
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huge bolt on

Re: Re: Re: Rachel  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 17, 2018
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tall thin blonde

Re: Re: Rachel  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 17, 2018
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Who the fuck was Rachel? Most of these new girls have been so insignificant I haven't bothered to remember their names. Was she one of those new fat black chicks they seem to be importing by the truck load?

Re: Rachel  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 17, 2018
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Yes! Yes! Yes! I will be there on Saturday. Please confirm you are working Saturday!

Rachel  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 17, 2018
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If anyone would like to see me I'm now at the Gold Club :)

Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 17, 2018
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Some of the guys here let the Summertime Faggot have free will posting his retarded shit. I've simply decided to remind everyone that the Summertime Faggot is in fact a homosexual. And I only make this announcement in response to the Summertime Faggot's posts. The fact you get so "offended" or whatever by my post makes think you are the Summertime Faggot. So hello Summertime Faggot, I'm here to stay. Im going to respond to you after every post you queer ass mother fucker. Enjoy sucking those big black cocks when you arent getting your morbidly obese ass pounded. Summertime Faggot, you should probably just kill yourself!

reTiffany  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 17, 2018
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great looking girl that i would like to know better . . anyone had her OTC lately?

Re: Re: Envy 250 bj  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 17, 2018
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Maybe he mad $2.50 each. And he looks like rough enough to take two guys and not even feel a thing

Re: Envy 250 bj  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 17, 2018
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I hope you paid $2.50 not $250!

Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 17, 2018
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The closet fudge packer is back! You know you have been polishing your pole just wanting to be the guy at the rest area getting railed in the john. Why else would you sit around and wait for another GUY to post. YOU are the wanna be knob slobber er

Envy 250 bj  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 17, 2018
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Envy gave me the sloppiest blowjob of all time nutsac and all licked em clean.

Re: reCheri  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 16, 2018
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Cheri will do 2 hours for $500 or the whole night for $1000. She will NOT do hotels! It has to be your home so she knows it is not a police sting.

Re: Re: reMelanie  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 16, 2018
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Melanie is more of a hoe than a whore. She won't fuck customers for money but she will fuck them if she's attracted to them. at least two girls told me that she came on to their boyfriends. One of them actually cheated with Melanie. Then she stalked him for a while. She likes money but she likes young cock better. Sorry older guys.

Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 16, 2018
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YES!!! I've been waiting for the Summertime Faggot to post again. How have you been Summertime Faggot, still sucking cock for gas money in the Burger King parking lot? You've probably had a hard time sitting considering all the dick you take in your ass every night too. We all love when the Summertime Faggot posts! It's the best part of the week!

Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 16, 2018
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Gone for good or just taking a break again????? Me need her stink on me finger again.

Re: reMelanie  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 16, 2018
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I didn't say no shit to no body about fucking them out side the club. You are a fuckin lier. Shit the fuck up

reMelanie  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 13, 2018
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Anyone fucked Melanie OTC the club lately? How much? Quality? Any info appreciated. She made an offer but I thought the price was to much.

reCheri  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 13, 2018
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Anyone has Cheri OTC lately? How much? Worth the money? Thanks in advance for info.

Mike owner  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 13, 2018
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The owner blows his attorney nice little bon fire I saw behind kornerhouse last year

Re: Re: Mike owner  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 13, 2018
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When it comes to strippers I rather get a blowjob then fuck. Who knows how many drug-addicted boyfriends they fuck every week. I went out with one of the strippers a few months ago and she told me she fucked at least three drug dealers for drugs and money. I don't need to get whatever they got.

Re: Mike owner  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 12, 2018
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This one I kinda believe. That body of hers is not what it used to be. The girls gotta make her money somehow. Blow jobs are not really a big deal anyway.

Mike owner  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 12, 2018
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Envy will do otc did it w her before she's good for a lil knob slobbering until her boyfriend gets home

Re: Owner  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 12, 2018
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That's fantastic. Good for Mike. Now tell us something that will benefit the average customer.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Basics  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 12, 2018
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I've seen Melanie there on Thursdays and on the weekends. Those are usually the most popular days

Owner  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 12, 2018
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Mike gets head from avery and phoenix

Re: Re: Re: Re: Basics  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 11, 2018
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What days is Melanie there? Saw her once.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Basics  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 11, 2018
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I meant to say "wifed" her. Sorry

Re: Re: Re: Basics  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 11, 2018
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Sorry dude the chick with the tats and vampire teeth was named lilith. I say was because somebody wired her and took her away from ya'll. You can try melony she's also sexy skinny and psycho

Bauer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 11, 2018
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But in all seriousness dudes, wheres Aubrey?

Re: Re: Basics  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 11, 2018
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What happened to the skinny blonde with all the tattoos and the vampire teeth? Haven't seen her in a while.

Natasha  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 11, 2018
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You are probably half the size you used to be too.

Re: Basics  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 11, 2018
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Haven't seen a hot Latina in a while. Natasha is back but she's twice the size she used to be. Most of the shot girls are now black with the exception of a couple of blondes. Courtney and her sister usually work the weekends. They're both fun to talk to. Courtney gives good dances haven't tried her sister yet.

Re: VillageIdiot  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 10, 2018
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Whatever faggot, I'm smarter than u retard. Suck a cock.

VillageIdiot  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 10, 2018
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Just ignore the guy who calls everyone gay. He is a village idiot.

Re: Basics  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 10, 2018
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He would blow me. He's the homo, i'm just getting blown by a homo, so I'm still totally straight. that's how that works, right?

Basics  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 10, 2018
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And then they blew each other and lived happily ever after. So let's all get back to basics. Can anyone recommend a night of the week when you have more white girls and Latinas working?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: IgnorTheIdiot  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 10, 2018
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The only thing I'm going to drop is a load in your faggot mouth. Walk away homo, I'll win this fight if that's what you are bringing.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: IgnorTheIdiot  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 10, 2018
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I'm not gay. I'm not gay. Really, I'm not gay. I like to swordfight in the locker room, I get a boner watching the other guys in the shower. I stop at all the rest stops on the highway, but I'm not gay.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: IgnorTheIdiot  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 10, 2018
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Maybe you should drop it you idiot

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: IgnorTheIdiot  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 10, 2018
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I promise you, I'm a perfectly normal guy. You kind of seem like a fag though since you wont just drop this. Just an observation from someone that's not gay.

Re: Re: Re: Re: IgnorTheIdiot  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 10, 2018
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Yeah you are definitely not ok bye

Re: Re: Re: IgnorTheIdiot  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 10, 2018
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I'm pretty good actually. Just a normal guy that calls out retards on strip club forums. Nothing wrong with that.

Re: Re: IgnorTheIdiot  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 10, 2018
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Problem is you are not ok lmao

Re: IgnorTheIdiot  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 10, 2018
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I only call the Sunmertime Faggot and the sugarfaggy dot com retard gay. Everyone else is ok.

IgnorTheIdiot  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 10, 2018
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There is one guy that post here that calls everyone gay. No one know why? Just ignore the idiot.

Re: Re: Re: Re: RichGuys  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 9, 2018
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when you post stuff that's gay, I call you gay. if you want to post an ad, just be more clever about it. when you're making it totally obvious that it's an ad for sugarfaggies dot com we're going to make fun of you for begin gay and the gay homosexual website you are promoting. if you're going to post like a retard, I'm going to call you a retard, get it? now go suck a cock and post on another clubs page where we don't have to read your faggot ass comments. Weird enough for you homo?

Re: Re: Re: RichGuys  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 9, 2018
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Dude, relax. The point the guy was making is true. The best looking girls go the Sugar Daddy Type websites and the girls that are not good looking end up a strip clubs. No idea what your reference to him being gay came from? That reference was just weird?

Re: Re: RichGuys  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 9, 2018
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You can stop trying to promote the website little man. There is not a girl alive old enough to work at HB that hasn't heard about these websites already. If you really are broke then just shut the fuck up and drink your beer already. The rest of us want to hear info on the girls. You're not entertaining anybody with your dribble.

Re: RichGuys  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 9, 2018
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Rich guys aren't fags but you are. You're either a retard living in your moms basement or just advertising for sugarfaggy dot com in between sucking cocks for gas money.

RichGuys  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 9, 2018
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The rich guys that are hooking up with the hottest girls in the city are not gay. They go on Sugar Daddie to find the best looking girl they can then pay her way in life in exchange for sex. That is way out my price range. I can barely pay my rent and car payment. Wish it were me, but no complaints. I have my health and ton of good buddies. We go to HB once a week, have a few beers, lots of laughs and go to work on Monday. Life is good for us working class guys as well.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ReSara  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 8, 2018
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Haha sugar faggy. Com, that's a good one. What this guy doesn't seem to get is that most of these girls are just beginners. They are nowhere near ready to become full time prostitutes on those sites. Shit half of them wouldn't go topless on any stage. I do agree though that place needs more diversity. Too many black chicks for my taste

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ReSara  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 8, 2018
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You know you're one person talking to yourself, right? About sugarfaggy.com that's were guys go to find other guys to suck their dicks. Nothing anyone on this site wants. Take your ad to another club. This forum is for guys to birch about how how fat most of the HB strippers are, and how retarded the $20 cover is.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ReSara  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 8, 2018
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True. We are just getting what the rich guys don't want. We get the leftovers.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ReSara  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 8, 2018
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I think this has a lot to do with the decline of the quality of girls that are now working in strip clubs. All of the really hot girls are going for a rich guy on sugar daddy. Can't blame the girls for going for the big bucks. But, that just leaves us the left overs. Sara was hot. Now she is gone. Sign of the times.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ReSara  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 8, 2018
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I hear these guys are really into chocolate girls. So I recommended every chocolate girl that started at heavenly bodies in the last 12 months please apply

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: ReSara  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 8, 2018
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This is not for you or me. This is for guys that have real money.

https://sugardaddie.com/

Re: Re: Re: Re: ReSara  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 8, 2018
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Nice ad for sugarfaggies dot com

Re: Re: Re: ReSara  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 8, 2018
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We just lost Pamela Sue to a guy she met on Sugar Daddy. More rich guys out there than I would have guessed? I for sure am not one? But I did have TWO beers last night and a slice of pizza. That is all I can afford.

Re: Summertime  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 7, 2018
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Yup, and time for the Summertime Faggot to kill himself. That guy is gayer and 8 guys fucking 9 guys.

Summertime  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 7, 2018
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Summers over.

Re: Re: ReSara  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 7, 2018
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I know two former dancers that went on SUGAR DADDY . COM and found men who are more than happy to support them in exchange for sex. Becoming more and more common. Agree, Sara is super hot, but WAY WAY OUT OF MY PRICE RANGE! Broke ass poor working man.

Re: Bauer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 7, 2018
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She moved to Vegas and now works at the Rino.

Bauer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 7, 2018
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Anyone seen Aubrey lately? Usually works Thursdays and fridays. Is very fit, Has very long beautiful hair thats either blonde or red lol. Some tattoos and piercings too? Likes it kinda rough. I won't forget meeting her the first time. Went to tip her on stage and first thing she did was shove my face into her pussy.

Re: ReSara  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 6, 2018
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I ask Sara if she worked outside the club? She said she was looking for Rich Sugar Daddy for a long term relationship. She suggested I take her out for lunch and shopping afternoon then we could talk about the next step. She is WAY OUT MY PRICE RANGE! I don't have the kind of money she is looking for in a guy. If you are REALLY REALLY RICH she would be a great fuck. Me? I am looking for a $500 for two hour kind of girl.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 6, 2018
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I'm not a homosexual, but the Summertime Faggot clearly is. Tell us some more stories Summertime Faggot, they are completely believable, you douchbag cocksucker.

Re: Re: Re: Re: reMercedes  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 6, 2018
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I never fucked Mercedes but a guy I work with use to bang her all the time. He had the exact same experience. She was fine until she got into drugs. That happens with a lot of the girls. Sad.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 6, 2018
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Go swordfight your "best friend" closet fag

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 5, 2018
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since you're a fucking faggot homo, I'm a homo hater, kill yourself Summertime Faggot!

Re: Re: Re: Re: reMercedes  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 5, 2018
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You NEVER even touched Mercedes. I just talked to her and told her the shit you were saying. She has no idea who even the fuck you are!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Summer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 5, 2018
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Hey homo hater.... Think about sucking dick much? Sword fighting? Wrestling in your underwear? You are a closet fudgepacker.

ReSara  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 5, 2018
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New blonde girl named Sara just started last week. VERY young, thin hard body. Has anyone had her outside the club? How much? Thanks in advance for the good info!

Re: Re: Re: Summer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 5, 2018
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Oh yeah! The Summertime Faggot is back for his weekly retarded rant. He's never seen a vagina, but he'll come here and pretend he fingered a stripper named Summer a few times a week. Your mom should have paid the extra $25 bucks on the abortion so they killed your down syndrome ass instead of just scrambling your brains you douchebag cunt.

After all these years  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 5, 2018
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Summer has NOT aged a bit.

Re: Re: Re: reMercedes  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 4, 2018
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When I was fucking Mercedes on a regular basis there never was a fixed price. She would call and ask if she could come spend the night, if I would make her car payment? Maybe next time it was rent? It was great until she got into deep drugs. I still think Mercedes is often and would start fucking her again if she were off the drugs. She can get REALLY crazy when she gets some bad shit!

Wow  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 4, 2018
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Looks like somebody was sitting back quietly hoping somebody would bring her up. But when nobody did he said fuck it and just blew up. 1 2 3 4 5 in a row. Asking and answering his own questions. Like some kind of Tourette's.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 3, 2018
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have you ever seen shit coming out of her anus when you finger do you actually see shit in her anus or is it just the smell? A while back someone wrote she did this with but insisted on a towel afterward and she may have gotten around to it. Wanted to ask her if she does this but whimped out. I'd pay big money for this type of fun.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Summer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 3, 2018
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What does summer even look like?

Re: Re: Re: Summer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 3, 2018
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That classy girl. Summer loves the party.

Re: Re: Summer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 3, 2018
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Don't want to fuck dat bitch but she did let me finger her cavelike arsehole this week. Stinkfinger Summer does reside. fucking right she does!!! Never leave Summer!

Re: Summer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 3, 2018
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What happened? Did you finally get to fuck her?

Re: Re: Re: Choochoo  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 3, 2018
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Homophobe much? I think you are too scared to come out of the closet. I bet you liked sword fighting in the gym showers. Or wrestling in your underwear - just messing around. Thinking about it just makes you feel that special feeling in your weenie.

Summer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 3, 2018
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After all these years.

Re: Re: Re: reMercedes  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 3, 2018
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The price of an upside-down Turkish Snowcone. Same as in town.

Re: Re: reMercedes  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 3, 2018
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Once or twice a week. That's mistress territory. How much did you have to give her each time.

Re: reMercedes  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 3, 2018
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I use to fuck Mercedes once or twice a week at my home. But she got into deep drug use and went crazy on me more than once. She has great body is a terrific fuck, but can not be with a girl that is into drugs. Always new girls at HB looking to make money outside the club. The supply chain is endless.

reMercedes  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 2, 2018
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Has anyone had Mercedes outside the club? How much? Was she good? For sure she has a terrific body and great smile. She told me she was available, but said we had to talk about the price.

Re: Re: Choochoo  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 2, 2018
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Kill yourself Summertime Faggot, you already have cancer in those worthless balls of yours, probably best to end it, and save everyone the trouble when they need to decide to pull the plug after your kidneys fail. We get you've never seen a vagina, and while that is something to be ashamed of, it's nothing to be ashamed of. But seriously, death is the easiest way out of your miserable life.

Re: Choochoo  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on September 1, 2018
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Summies train

Choochoo  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 31, 2018
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Choochoo

Choochoo  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 31, 2018
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TRUMP TRAIN

FirstAmendment  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 31, 2018
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Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

No  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 31, 2018
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No

Shut up  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 31, 2018
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Silence!

Re: StandardPractice  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 31, 2018
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I agree with this dude's comment. Paying a girls house fee is not illegal.

Re: Re: Thursdays  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 31, 2018
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Dude, you are fucking hilarious. I give this comment a 20 out of 10. Xoxo a dancer not going to say who.

StandardPractice  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 30, 2018
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Buying out a girl's house fee and tipping the manager is standard practice at every strip club in the world. I have never been to a strip club anywhere that this is not done? In some clubs they even have the fee posted on the wall. No big deal. Maybe you are talking about drugs or something else? Then I could see why the club manager does not want to be involved in a drug deal.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SexTourism  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 30, 2018
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I know most of the girls that do OTC on the side. And believe me not one of them would get a manager involved. She loses her job they lose their job it's not happening. Maybe you're on the wrong website. Most of these girls are way more careful than that

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SexTourism  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 30, 2018
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Sure sure buddy, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SexTourism  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 30, 2018
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I pay the house fees and give the manager a big tip before I depart the club with one of his girls before the end of shift. Done it for years. The manager is happy, the girl is happy and I get laid.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SexTourism  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 29, 2018
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I think it's fair if you can take them home after all you're all consenting adults. But you still need to spend money at the club so they can pay their house and their fees and still have money to take home at night

FiftyFifty  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 29, 2018
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My observation it is a fifty fifty split. Half of the guys go to strip clubs just to look at the strippers. The other half only go to pick out a stripper for outside the club. It is a Win Win situation where both groups of guys are getting what the want. America is great again!

Re: Re: reMonique  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 29, 2018
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Finally got Monique to come to my place for the night. Holy Shit! That girl loves to fuck and her body is even better once you get to examine it up close. Very classy, smart and a great way to spend the night. Highly recommend!

Re: Re: Re: Re: SexTourism  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 29, 2018
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A lot of us go to strip clubs to pick out strippers to fuck outside the club. Dude, I totally understand a lot of guys just like to look at strippers. That is fine. But, the rest of us want to fuck the strippers. No right or wrong here, each guys is getting what he wants.

Re: Re: Re: SexTourism  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 29, 2018
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So why are you on this website lmao

Re: Re: SexTourism  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 28, 2018
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I have never had a lap dance. Don't understand the idea? But if it is your thing, go for it.

Re: SexTourism  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 28, 2018
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Every other month is fine to spoil yourself. But when you been married so long you need stress relief at least once a week. Preferably buy a much younger much thinner much hotter girl than your wife. It's the stress relief valve that keeps me a productive member of society. She buys all those shoes I buy all those lap dances.

SexTourism  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 28, 2018
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When the local clubs still had hot girls we stayed home. Now we fly to another country for sex tourism ever other month. We get a flight that leaves Friday at noon and come home on Monday early. Often less money than we would have spent in the past at a local club. We do this instead of going to local clubs with shit dancers and high prices for nothing. Bogota is our go to location.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Thursdays  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 28, 2018
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That's apples and oranges. I'm not talking about an "or" situation I'm talking about an "and" situation. You get to do your sexcation but you also have a place for the weekends where the girls are worth the money. Most of my friends don't want to go there anymore. You bringing a ship product you get a shit customer

Re: Re: Re: Thursdays  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 28, 2018
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If you read the other post, guys are just getting on jet plane and flying to another country for sex tourism. A local strip club can not compete with what you can get in Bangkok, Bogota or Amsterdam for the same or less money.

Re: Re: Thursdays  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 27, 2018
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I don't think management has a choice. If those are the only girls that come to apply what else are they supposed to do. Part of the problem is the customers that are coming in just come in for the cheap beer. When a hot girl sees that she doesn't stay too long. It's a problem on both ends. They need a rebuilding year at HBs. Bringing hotter girls with low house fees then guys with money will start coming in

Re: Bogota  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 27, 2018
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All of my gang went to Bogota last winter and had a blast! Awesome bodies and a full week of warm weather and constant fucking. We have our flights and hotels booked for February and can not wait. Fucking a "10" for $200 a night is total paradise.

Re: Thursdays  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 27, 2018
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I would rather see 20 hot girls and wait my turn than to see 50 farm animals come up to me one at a time. I'm fat and ugly as Sin but my wallets always full. I do my part by bringing in money you do your part by bringing in better looking girls.

Bogota  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 27, 2018
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Me and my buddies have recently added Bogota to our list of cities for sex holidays. Cheap flights, great hotels and the room service of girls is exceptional. Hot Latin girls that are perfect "10" from $200 to your room. We love Bogota!

Re: reMonique  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 27, 2018
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Monique is a great fuck. Best $500 you will ever spend. She will NOT go to a hotel, she will only fuck you at your home. Great girl and a ton of fun, besides the great body!

Thursdays  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 27, 2018
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Thursdays are still good. Lots of girls, with a few oldies and some big girls mixed in. Some nights are off, and they can be really off. Used to be you could drop in any day or night and find something you liked. Guess there are too many clubs, not enough money in it for the girls, plus it's OK now to live with your parents until they die and leave you the house.

Re: Re: Amsterdam  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 26, 2018
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In Mexico city 18 year old girls that look like Asia line up outside the nicer hotels at night. You can take one upstairs for an hour for $100 US. If you're not done for the night you can go down and pick another one. Girls like Natasha line the downtown streets selling you half hours for $30 US. You can get a round trip flights for $300. When girls at heavenly bodies tell me they'll go home with me for a grand I just laugh.

Re: Amsterdam  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 26, 2018
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Just got back from Amsterdam on a business trip. Tall thin blonde girls to your hotel for 250 Euro.

reMonique  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 26, 2018
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Has anyone had Monique outside the club? She told me she charges $500 for two hours? Fine with the price if she is a good fuck? Appreciate some honest feedback. Thanks.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Decline  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 25, 2018
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I'm not into dudes. But clearly you're the limp dick Summertime Faggot, because no one else on this site would ever side with that douchenozzle. Molesting kids and old people isn't cool asshole. Next time you're hanging yourself with your belt while jacking off to pokemon I hope you go full David Carradine, the world will be a better place. Burn in hell Summertime Faggot!!!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Decline  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 25, 2018
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Maybe you and the other one could stop sword fighting long enough to come up with something original? So - are you the pitcher or the catcher?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Decline  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 25, 2018
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I dont know what a twink is, but I agree that the guy that posts about summer is a retarded faggot that should kill himself. Maybe twink means retarded faggot? Pretty sick how he raped his own grandma. I hope he gets cancer before he ends his life.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Decline  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 25, 2018
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You really are just stupid, aren't you. Go look at your gay porno, you little twink

Re: Re: Re: Re: Decline  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 25, 2018
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he doesn't care about seeing a vagina, I never said he did, I simply said he never has. He does however LOVE cock! I guess he was raped by his dad at a young age, which is why he's so retarded. EVERYONE that know this guy hopes he kills himself, including his parents. Probably he should just do it instead of posting here, unless he's too much of a pussy.

Re: Re: Re: Decline  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 24, 2018
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If he is, as you claim, a faggot, why would he care about vagina? You are pretty fucking stupid you know

Re: Re: Decline  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 22, 2018
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Does this small limp dick faggot that lives in his mom's basement ever stop posting about summer, even for like a week? This guys never seen a real vagina I assume. Well, except that one time he molested his grandma, sick mother fucker!

Re: Decline  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 19, 2018
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No chance. Summies is going to leave and the club will close. She is the ONLY reason it is even surviving. Guys come in just for the outside chance she might look at them or maybe even dance for them!

Decline  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 16, 2018
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I do not have a life outside of here so it would suck if it does not get better. Any chance?

Hi  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 16, 2018
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Hi

Re: Re: Re: Re: Decline  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 16, 2018
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Maybe you should shut the fuck up for once. Bye

Re: Re: Re: Decline  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 16, 2018
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Also known as Put out or get out. Summies

Re: Re: Decline  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 14, 2018
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Give it up. Move on

Re: Decline  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 14, 2018
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Been going there on and off since I turned 21. It's almost 15 years now. The place has had its ups and downs but mostly up. Don't mean to go down memory lane but I've never in the past considered looking for another place until now. It's not so much about black or white but the overall quality of the dancers. The 8s and 9s have been replaced by 5s and 6s. I'm a 5 myself. Not going to pay money for average.

Decline  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 13, 2018
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When, like what year did the decline of this club begin? Is there any hope of recovery? I hate to say it but I miss when most were white, girl next door college kids.

Re: Re: Amsterdam  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 13, 2018
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Who wins in this scenario? No one, I think. The more undesirable girls that show up the less guys want to spend money. The less guys spend money the less other more attractive girls want to show up. We're already on the 8th inning of a very losing game. Nobody wins under these conditions.

Re: Amsterdam  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 13, 2018
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Yeah but here in America a high number of strippers and sex workers are thick black women. And Heavenly Bodies is finally catching up. Enjoy.

Amsterdam  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 13, 2018
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When I go to Amsterdam in the fall all of the girls are tall, blonde and fair skinned. Good value for high quality fucking.

Re: Re: redancers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 13, 2018
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I go to Bangkok twice a year as a sex tourist. Girls are Thai (obviously) and not black. Most girls in Europe seem to be Russian?

Re: redancers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 13, 2018
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If you go to Asian countries or European countries or any other countries most of the sex workers are black . So I say get used to it.

redancers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 12, 2018
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Heavenly Bodies isn't in a majority black town like Harvey, though, so it shouldn't have all black dancers. It's in Elk Grove Village which is made up of a wide variety of ethnicities. The dancer makeup should be mixed to reflect the population of the surrounding towns.

Re: Re: reNewgirls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 12, 2018
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Everyone has a different preference. If you don't like the dancers then just stop coming here.

Re: reNewgirls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 11, 2018
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"Enough" black dancers would mean 15%. That means 3 out of every 20. Last time I was there every single girl that came up to our table was black. My cousin was interested but the rest of us, not so much. He's the only one that got dances. The rest of us just drank cheap beer. Not sure that's the goal of a strip joint

reNewgirls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 11, 2018
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Maybe most of the new ones are black because someone threatened a discrimination lawsuit against Heavenly Bodies stating there aren't enough black dancers. Wouldn't surprise me at all.

Re: Re: New girls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 11, 2018
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Playpen? More like bobbys. That's where the chubby white girls and black chicks hang out. But I'm starting to see the similarities. Good luck to everyone

Re: New girls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 11, 2018
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So where did the pretty ones go? Are they doing online webcams now?

Re: New girls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 11, 2018
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Pretty rough-looking Club . Looks more like It should be in Stone Park than in Elk Grove Village. Playpen quality girls at Scores prices.

New girls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 10, 2018
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Is it just my imagination or are 90% of the new girls black. To each his own, yeah I get it. But if my choices are 30 black girls or 10 Hispanic and white girls or the door. I might I might choose the door

Chrissy  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 10, 2018
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I had an offer to hook up with her, too, but I passed because she just isn't my type. Her breasts looked ok to me, though. They don't look like slinky's in my opinion, lol.

Lisa  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 10, 2018
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I paid for her services for 2 nights to be on my private boat back in May at the beginning of summer. Let's just say that it should have been called the love boat for those nights as we had 2 nice dinners and then I had sex with her twice on both days. Total damage = $2000 but I could afford it as that's like pocket change to me. Would definitely recommend her but I like to try out new women. I take turns frequenting all the big clubs in the Chicagoland area.

reLisa  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 8, 2018
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Lisa is another girl that rents out by the day or week. She told me she had three vacations last winter. One in Tobago , one in Antigua and then in Saint Lucia. Not a bad way to make a living. I finally got to fuck her after months of begging. Now I see why she get paid the big bucks. Awesome body and very sexual. Lots of class.

Re: Re: Curious  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 7, 2018
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That's cheap she must be getting up there in age. Id take summer for sure she's much more petite? Chrissy has postpartum.

Re: Curious  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 7, 2018
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$500 per night flat rate. She also does conventions in the city.

Curious  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 6, 2018
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How much did Chrissy charge for a weekend on your boat? I guy I work with always rents a stripper for his winter vacation in Mexico. Thinking about doing it myself this winter.

Re: Re: reChrissy  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 6, 2018
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She likes to wrap that wrist band they make you wear around my dick

Re: Re: reChrissy  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 6, 2018
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QjhBKDzKcE

Re: reChrissy  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 6, 2018
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Chrissy's tits look like slinkys!!!! Girls all laugh about it.

Re: reChrissy  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 6, 2018
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Summer will take it in the can from a stranger at a rest stop. Butterface Classy summer!!!

Re: Re: reChrissy  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 6, 2018
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Dang did they send that crazy bitch home again!

Re: reChrissy  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 6, 2018
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Yup sure sure, nice try though

reChrissy  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 6, 2018
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Chrissy spent the last two night on my boat. SHE LOOKS AWESOME IN A BIKINI!!!!! Nothing makes your boat look better than a hot young stripper. She gave me a great rate for the two days and two nights. A great fuck without saying, but also a fun girl to have on your boat.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: clymidia  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 6, 2018
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Again, more and more lies. Just go away already you are so annoying!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: clymidia  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 6, 2018
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Lay off Sum trying to become an actress and her husband gave her the crabs.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: clymidia  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 6, 2018
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Do you people really have no lives? Just constantly making up shit? It is so pathetic!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: clymidia  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 6, 2018
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Yup sure she did, fuckin liar. Shut your mouth already and go kill yourself!

Re: Re: Re: Re: clymidia  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 6, 2018
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Sum Sum def gave me something a while back.

Re: Re: Re: clymidia  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 6, 2018
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Most likely all of the girls have (or have had) various STD. Crabs is the easiest to fix and will give you the least long term problems. I still love fucking strippers!

Re: Re: Yes  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 5, 2018
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But it was worth it! Lucky you she's so amazing.

Re: Yes  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 5, 2018
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Summies gave me crabs.

Yes  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 5, 2018
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Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner. At the very least you'll get crabs if you hook up with any of them. Trust me.

Re: Re: clymidia  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 5, 2018
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Does every girl that works here have an std?

Re: clymidia  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 5, 2018
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Yeah, I have had both. Matter of fact I think I have had every type of STD in the world! My doctor said these new strains are difficult to treat. I still fuck at least one or two strippers per week.

clymidia  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 5, 2018
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What about chlymidia or genital warts, has anyone had either of those? I've had both in my time and they made me shy away from sleeping with strippers even while wearing protection. The condom broke with one I was with and I thought I might become a baby daddy. Luckily she was on birth control.

reStacy  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 4, 2018
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This was the first time Stacy has had gonnorhea and she was freaking out because she was not getting better. It is a different stain of gonnorhea and it took my doctor a couple of tries before I started to recover. Stacy is also not on the mend, but it scared the crap out her. Part of working in the sex industry.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Are you kidding me  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on August 4, 2018
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Ill take a salty nipple for dinner and a Stinkfinger for dessert. Never leave summer.