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Re: Rachel  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 26 May, 2017
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Glad you asked about Rachel. Last time I was here I had a set with her and it was pretty darn enjoyable. The jury is still out on her for me, but I definitely want to try her again. Very athletic, firm body and nice personality.

Rachel  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 26 May, 2017
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Any thoughts on Rachel? Looks like she could be a fun time

Re: Nero  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 25 May, 2017
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What girls do take out.? What's the going price?

Nero  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 24 May, 2017
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Any South American girls working here

Re: Nice  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 24 May, 2017
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The owner of this place has himself protected 100 different ways since the tax issue. I there was a lawsuit trust me no body is getting shit, he would probably just close doors change name and reopen.

Nice  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 24 May, 2017
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I'm told Club -O has a class action law suit filed by their dancers because they were fined while working there ! It's a good thing this club never fined any dancers !

Re: Summertime  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 23 May, 2017
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I don't think that many people are "hating" on Summer. Actually, most people really couldn't care less about her one way or another. If people find her attractive and a good dancer, that's wonderful. If other guys think that she's burned out and past any prime that she might have had, that's wonderful too. If it wasn't for a couple of really bad dorks, most of the forum really would never give Summer even a second thought. The "hate" is directed at the poster(s) who write non-stop childish comments about her. Those posters lead a really pathetic life.

Summertime  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 23 May, 2017
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It's Summer time every season of the year as far as I'm concerned, even Winter. She is that hot and you haters are just jealous.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: BrokeAssSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 23 May, 2017
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She's cheaper at Korner House

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: BrokeAssSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 23 May, 2017
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2 for 19,99 plus processing and handling

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: BrokeAssSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 22 May, 2017
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You need help idiot honestly, fucking stop

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: BrokeAssSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 22 May, 2017
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5 for $39.99 Hand job included

Blackhawk Biker  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 22 May, 2017
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I love my blackhawk jersey and I love my bike. Asshole

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: BrokeAssSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 22 May, 2017
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No kidding. I thought the same thing. There's a couple posters who can't wait to crawl out from under a rock like slimy bugs to snicker about Summer. I kinda hope it's just the same guy who's responsible, because if it's multiple guys, it's even more disturbing. I'd hate to believe there are that many guys that are that creepy. I sometimes wonder if the "Summie" poster is the same guy who used to wear a Blackhawks jersey and ride his bike to the club. I know, at least, that's the vision I have for this moron when he makes another inane post.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: BrokeAssSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 22 May, 2017
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Just shut the fuck already, my god

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: BrokeAssSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 22 May, 2017
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Handjob for $20 more

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: BrokeAssSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 22 May, 2017
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summer sale 5 for $35 obo

Re: Vixxxen now goes by Lexxxi  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 22 May, 2017
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Vixen (Lexxi) dances weren't very good when i got some from her in the past. i'd pass on her- she's hot, but her dances not so much.

Re: Vixxxen now goes by Lexxxi  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 22 May, 2017
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Nice self post..... Summer!

Vixxxen now goes by Lexxxi  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 22 May, 2017
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There used to be a gorgeous thin Double D Latina covered in tattoos who went by Vixxxen. She just came back and goes by Lexxxi. Best dances I've ever gotten! I'm so happy she's back and she works night shifts! Only hottest one there! Can't wait to see her again! Check her out fellas!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 21 May, 2017
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Leaving, where else would she go? No one would hire her as a stripper.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 21 May, 2017
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Thanks for the update.I know Renee was talking of leaving.Not many of the dancers I like there anymore

paul  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 19 May, 2017
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does Kiara still work there ?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 18 May, 2017
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Some weight you must be kidding. She has to weigh well over 200#

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 18 May, 2017
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Eat shit asshole

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 18 May, 2017
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The guy that asked about Rene.... sorry, man, I know a lot of posters on this board are embarrassing, especially that idiot who gets off typing "Summie" and then snickers about her like a drooling moron. It's hard to get any discussion about anyone else going when such half-brained losers need to desperately find some way to get the attention they can't get in real life. Anyways, I haven't seen Rene in awhile. I remember only dancing with her one time, and she was very nice and a good dancer. As some people have mentioned in a rude way, she has put on some weight (at least the last time that I saw her which was a while ago), but if that don't bother you, she's a pretty good dance.

Ride Summies Ride  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 18 May, 2017
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Summie will do ANYTHING to ride the white horse

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 18 May, 2017
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I hope she is gone. So fat and nasty.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 18 May, 2017
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Why so negative? Its a strip club get a couple of beers and dance's and enjoy yourself.I happen to like Renee and just asked if anyone know's if she is still there?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: BrokeAssSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 18 May, 2017
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Anal for 2 lines

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: BrokeAssSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 18 May, 2017
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100 for a line of coke

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: BrokeAssSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 18 May, 2017
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summer sale 5 for $40 OBO

Re: Re: Re: Re: BrokeAssSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 17 May, 2017
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At least you admit you have no balls.

Re: Re: Re: BrokeAssSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 17 May, 2017
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You're absolutely right, man. There's no way that I would have the balls to post drivel that would expose how immature I am like you do. If I was so unlucky to be that much of a schmuck, you're right, I wouldn't have the balls to so blatantly publicly expose my inability to act like an adult. I'd at least keep it to myself.

Re: Re: BrokeAssSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 17 May, 2017
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Fuck you. You were thinking the exact same thing. I just had the balls to post it. You worthless motherfucker.

Re: BrokeAssSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 17 May, 2017
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Aw c'mon. Those half-literate, junior high level posts are made by some guy who is embarrassingly immature. If the club wanted "publicity" for one of their dancers, surely they could find someone who was a better poster than that juvenile. And surely the would publicize a better dancer than the one this moron drools over like a 7th grader in love for the first time.

BrokeAssSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 17 May, 2017
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clearly strip club publicity is working for summer

lmao

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Why?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 16 May, 2017
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Well said, the guys an idiot

Re: Re: Re: Re: Why?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 16 May, 2017
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Seriously dude, are you really an adult? Do they check your ID when you show up at this place? Do you still have acne, braces, and peach fuzz on your chin? Or did you just get dropped on your head at an early age that retarded your maturity function?

Re: Re: Re: Why?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 16 May, 2017
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Why are we talking about FAT Rene when we could be talking about the scrumptious Summie Sum Sum.. scrum scrum sum sum... yum...... She is sooooo fucking hot. You are a fudgepacking homo if you don't agree. Faggot

Re: Re: Why?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 14 May, 2017
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Rene is so fat you should consider yourself lucky if you had a dance and were not suffocated.

Re: Re: Re: Re: ReSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 14 May, 2017
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Here goes the same geek rambling on about Summer, who no one else wants to hear about. You've already said the same things over and over. Its boring. Some other people have been making an effort to turn the forum into a place where patrons can write reviews and discuss the club instead of a place full of juvenile rants. We don't need geeks writing like a teen-ager who is discovering girls for the first time. Grow up, man. C'mon.

Re: Re: Re: ReSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 14 May, 2017
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Love summer she's so pretty and sexy

Pro Bonner and 5 for 50 child molester looking mother fucker

Re: Why?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 14 May, 2017
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Renee dances are much better then 95% of the dancers there.Turnover is much to high.Never know what kind of dance you will get with the new dancers

Kylie  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 May, 2017
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Any thoughts on Kylie the new shot girl?

Re: Re: Why?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 May, 2017
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Economy not like it was earlier this decade. Suburban white girls don't have to strip or sell shots anymore. Easier to get normal jobs. Maybe? But then again the 90s were way better.

Re: Why?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 May, 2017
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That's a good question. I think part of it might be the high house fees the dancers have to pay. They can do better at a different club. I'd also be interested in other theories.

Why?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 May, 2017
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Why is this place continuously going downhill in talent? What happened to all the white girls and Eastern European girls? Quality has never been worse.

Re: saxon77  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 May, 2017
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Lets talk about what a fat pig Rene is and how glad we would be if she never came back

Where is Astrid?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 May, 2017
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I haven't seen her in a while, does she still work here?

saxon77  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 May, 2017
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Does Renee still work at HB? Have not seen her the last 2 times I was there?

Re: Re: ReSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 12 May, 2017
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I have a good compromise. Let's just stop talking about Summer, period. No love, no hate. Just nothing. It would be refreshing to hear about some other girls instead of the same old Summer, time after boring time.

Re: Re: Re: ReSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 12 May, 2017
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is this what ur looking for ??

Re: Re: ReSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 12 May, 2017
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We know you do Bonner you and that other 5 for 50, child molester looking motherfu____er

Re: ReSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 12 May, 2017
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Ummm are you out of your fucking minds? Love summer!!! Honestly you guys need to lay off her just because there's like two of you who are just hating. Losers!!!!!!!

ReSummer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 12 May, 2017
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Enough with this shrek looking Bish

Re: Free pass  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 12 May, 2017
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I'll pass on your pass. You should be paying customers to come here.

Free pass  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 11 May, 2017
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Pass

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Downhill  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 11 May, 2017
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Wow you people need serious help. Those one or two haters need lives asap

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Downhill  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 11 May, 2017
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does she smell like BO or does she smell like a rotten fish market?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Downhill  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 11 May, 2017
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She must not like me either. Her dances are bad and she smells

Re: Re: Re: Re: Downhill  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 11 May, 2017
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Like she gives a shit what you think lmao. You're a lame customer complaining about a strip club? Get a fucking life!

Re: Re: Re: Downhill  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 11 May, 2017
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Shove it with the tired "you have too much time on your hands" insult to anyone who actually writes a paragraph about something. This probably coming from one of the two or three creeps who has "enough time" to continually post about has-been Summer over and over on this forum. Just because you might be so challenged to but a couple of coherent sentences together that it takes up a lot of time for you, doesn't mean everyone else faces that same challenge. As far as dancing with Summer goes, she used to come up to me all the time to ask for dances ( before she went in this semi-comatose state that she's in now, she used to actually work the room) and only stopped coming after being rejected a few times. If she hated dancing with me, it wasn't as much as I hated dancing with her.

Re: Re: Downhill  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 11 May, 2017
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You have way too much time on you're hands loser! Maybe summer didn't dance well because she might have not liked you either. Love summer and always will!

Re: Downhill  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 11 May, 2017
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Everyone's opinions and tastes are different. In my opinion, Summer was a cute girl 10 years ago, but her hard living has declined her looks severely. Even when she was cute, she wasn't a great dancer. Now she is below even an average dancer at this club. Asia is on the slender side. But she is really pretty, with smooth dark skin, and a nice booty for a slender body. She is also a way more enthusiastic and able dancer than Summer ever was. When I had dances with Summer years ago (I wouldn't even want dances from her now) I always was almost glad that they were over because they just were nothing special. When I have dances with Asia, when the set is over, I want another set. If you had dances with Asia and they were "just alright", I'm not sure what you want in a dance or maybe she just didn't like you.

Re: Downhill  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 11 May, 2017
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Free pass

Downhill  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 10 May, 2017
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I think what they were saying is that if Asia and Summer are the only girls people talk about here that the place has really gone downhill. They're decent, but not worthy of all the attention on this site. How about some recommendations on some top talent!

Re: Sad  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 10 May, 2017
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Nice self-post Summie Sum Sum

Re: Re: Sad  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 10 May, 2017
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summer and Ava,, summer and Miss Universe, summer Princess Diana?

Re: Sad  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 10 May, 2017
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Summer and Asia? Haha nice try summer

Sad  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 9 May, 2017
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If Summer and Asia are the best this place has to offer that's what is really scary.

Re: SummerRegulars  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 9 May, 2017
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Scarier than you? I don't think so lmao

SummerRegulars  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 9 May, 2017
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She attracts some scary looking peeps

SKYBOX  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 8 May, 2017
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did the owner decide to close down Skybox for good or is it true he plans to move it and reopen ???

Mommy s basement  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 8 May, 2017
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Mommy s basement? Like summer?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sumsum  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 8 May, 2017
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Crazzy, then your mommy wanted her dirty panties back. Go back to the basement and pretend some more. Fucking moron.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sumsum  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 8 May, 2017
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Haha yeah right, good try though lying about something that never happened fucking idiot!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sumsum  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 8 May, 2017
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Crazzy, she stopped by my table randomly and grinded the fuck out of me for 4 or 5 sets. Honestly I lost track after the first 10 songs. I tried to finger her but she wasnt having it. Maybe I will come back and see if i get more action this week.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sumsum  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 8 May, 2017
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Consider yourself lucky that you didn't waste any of your money on Summer. You would have been disappointed beyond your wildest dreams

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sumsum  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 8 May, 2017
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Stopped in the other day had a couple $60 sets with Asia no complaints there. I still want to get some dances from Summer, but I never heard her name called to the stage. Any other recomondations besides Asia, maybe someone with a little nicer ass and can work thar ass. I feel like finding out when Summer works is like a Snipe hunt.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sumsum  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 7 May, 2017
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One of two?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Sumsum  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 7 May, 2017
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She sure does so Why are you talking about her? Are you one of her regulars?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Sumsum  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 7 May, 2017
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She looks deplorable

Re: Re: Re: Sumsum  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 7 May, 2017
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Let s talk about somebody relevant.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: four chins  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 6 May, 2017
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Come on guys when does she normally work? I have to see what all the talk is about. Is she going to be there tonight? Hopefully she will let my hands roam a little if I tip well.

Re: Re: Astrid  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 6 May, 2017
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Fuck you !!! She's not a cunt, she was one of the best things about the club. I miss her, and I'm sure other regulars of hers miss her as well.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: four chins  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 6 May, 2017
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Umm yeah no she's not. She's actually an amazing and beautiful girl.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: four chins  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 6 May, 2017
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Who cares? summer is the piece of human trash

The End

Let s talk about somebody relevant or stfu

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: four chins  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 5 May, 2017
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Thanks for the Asia tip I may come in and do a room or two with her if she is as hot as you say. I still have no idea when Summer works. I dont understand all the BS about her skin does she have leprosy or some shit. Sounds like she is cute and can be naughty I just wana check her out beacuse there is so much about her on this board.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: four chins  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 5 May, 2017
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I've only been there once in 2017, and it was late March. The turnover is so high in this place you never know who's still gonna be around. For what its worth, Summer was there and she looked as I described in the previous post. One girl I would recommend as the best is Asia. She usually, at least in my experiences, doesn't get there until 10. She is what Summer was 10 years ago, but prettier and smoother. And her dances are way better. She's not Asian, by the way, she's Hispanic. I have no idea if she serves up "extras", if that's what you're looking for, but I've never felt bad spending a 50 on Asia. I'd rank her in my top 3 of all time here, although I don't go as far back as the 90s when people say the talent was off the charts.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: four chins  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 5 May, 2017
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Thanks for the info. It is only $50, I can afford the chance at that price. When does she work? I want to check it out for myself. If I don't like her any recommendations of other girls worth dropping some money on?

Re: Re: Re: Re: four chins  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 5 May, 2017
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The guy who wants to see "what the big deal is" about Summer. The bad news is that you're not going find out what it is because there really isn't any big deal other than a couple losers (can you imagine what the dudes look like?) who have nothing else going on in their lives but making inane posts about a dancer at a strip club. Ten years ago, Summer might've turned your head. She turned mine. But her dances were mediocre and her skin was rough like sandpaper and I lost interest in her quick. Now she has aged badly. Her body has lost its tightness. Her eyes are glazed over. She looks like she hates the world, and probably does. I would imagine some guys have paid some attention to her only for a rep of maybe doing more than dance in the club. But even so, there are still many better choices on any given night, even in a club whose talent is declining severely. You can spend a 50 if you want, but chances are you'll wish you would have spent it on someone else.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: four chins  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 4 May, 2017
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How about learn to write sentences correctly dumbass

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: four chins  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 4 May, 2017
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Get a life of a stripper make your money and get out in 3-5 years

Don't be sexy like summer!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: four chins  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 4 May, 2017
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Ok stupid, get a life :)

Re: Re: Re: Re: four chins  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 3 May, 2017
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Summers double chin beer belly schedule same for the past 14 years

mon thr 9 till Korner House

She's too pretty to work weekends

Re: Meg  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 3 May, 2017
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Meg this isn't fucking Backpage go post your bullshit ad there.

Meg  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 3 May, 2017
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(828) 767-3235 contact me for house calls. parties, and I can also host on weekdays while my kids are in school.

Re: Re: Re: four chins  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 3 May, 2017
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When does summer work I have to go and see what the big deal is and get some dances.

Re: Re: four chins  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 2 May, 2017
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You fucking homo

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