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Classy  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 26 July, 2017
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Next time you fuck summer in the backseat at Korner House. put candles in the cup holders, she likes it classy

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: freelancer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 25 July, 2017
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When the horse is away summies play

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: freelancer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 25 July, 2017
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Keep posting Most of us that know her, believe you,

Re: Re: Re: Re: freelancer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 25 July, 2017
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Hahahahahaha omg you must the most dumbest individual in the world. Do you have a mental disorder? You seriously need help asap!

Re: Re: Re: freelancer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 25 July, 2017
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I fucked Summies at Super 8 a couple of minutes ago

Re: Re: freelancer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 23 July, 2017
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I saw Astrid at Scores a couple of months ago

Re: Re: freelancer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 22 July, 2017
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Why do you even care? Dude get over it! For some one you claim is disgusting you sure do know her whereabouts.

Re: freelancer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 22 July, 2017
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Summies is Freelancing at Korner house

Astrid?  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 21 July, 2017
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Does anyone know if she's working at another club now?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: sumsum  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 20 July, 2017
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Again, you're an absolute idiot with too much time on your hands. Fucking dumbass!!!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: sumsum  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 20 July, 2017
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For a little blow, summies sum sum B. L. O. W. S. anybody.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: sumsum  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 19 July, 2017
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You're fucking mental lmao!

Re: Re: Re: Re: sumsum  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 19 July, 2017
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For a little blow, summies sum sum loves anybody

Re: Re: Re: sumsum  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 18 July, 2017
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Love my Summies Sum Sum.

Re: Re: joe  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 17 July, 2017
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You got nothin. Go back under your rock. Hide your mommy's knickers

Re: joe  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 15 July, 2017
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Nope, but summer is, and not going anywhere

joe  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 14 July, 2017
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does anyone remember that old ass asian lady. who thought she was a dominatrix? or Farrah, with the cherry tattoo on her shoulder? they still there?

Ava  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 July, 2017
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Haven't been in the afternoon for quite a while is Ava still working here

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 July, 2017
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diamond in the rough, rough and scaly

Hotties  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 12 July, 2017
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Who are the Wednesday hotties

Re:Re: Wednesday Night  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 12 July, 2017
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Looking for that hidden gem the ones that are always talked about are 99% of the time a total letdown

Re: Wednesday Night  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 12 July, 2017
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If you want full friction grind look for further than rough and scaly summer.

Wednesday Night  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 12 July, 2017
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Thinking about coming in tonight, who works Wednesday Nights that will give you the best grind for your $$$

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 12 July, 2017
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Anyone know if you have a mental disorder?

Lmao

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 11 July, 2017
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Anyone know if summies does extras?

Lmao

Ariana  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 11 July, 2017
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Anyone know if she does extras?

Maggie  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 11 July, 2017
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Looks to have great energy, does it continue upstairs

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 11 July, 2017
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God you are a pathetic loser. I bet you hate yourself lmao! Go away loser, dig a hole and stay there.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 11 July, 2017
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Full Friction Fuck by rough and scaly.

Leave her alone  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 11 July, 2017
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From what I could tell Summer was a pretty sweet girl. So what if she dances or likes to party. Why do you care? Who made you assholes judge and jury? Leave the girl alone and move on with your lives.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 10 July, 2017
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Is rough and scaly goddess working tonight? Looking for full friction fun.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 10 July, 2017
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I'm a moron? I need to get a fucking life? You get guys hard and grind your ass on their dicks and rub your boobies all over them? You are an example of the good life? You are one step away from being a true whore. You already make guys cum for money. Isn't that being paid for sex?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 10 July, 2017
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You're a moron, shut your fucking mouth, and get a life.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 9 July, 2017
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Oh my God! No, I won't shut the fuck up again

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 9 July, 2017
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Oh my god just shut the fuck up!!!!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 8 July, 2017
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rough and scaly goddess

Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 8 July, 2017
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Korner House stinky caboose goddess

Re: Re: Re: Luna  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 8 July, 2017
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Luna is not even in the same league as sum sum. Sum sum is a true goddess

Re: Re: Luna  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 7 July, 2017
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Luna is definitely on the slender side, but she wasn't hard and bony like some skinny girls are. She was soft and bouncy. I thought her body was great and her face pretty. Her dance was full of enthusiasm. I didn't notice bad breath. I did notice an odor of marijuana, which I wasn't crazy about, but I guess that is pretty common, and could even possibly be from the room that she was in and not that she was partaking. Not that it makes a difference, but I still don't really like that smell.

Brunette  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 6 July, 2017
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Any petite but shapely blue eyed brunettes

Re: Re: Re: Re:Summies dirty bunghole  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 6 July, 2017
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Summies is famous for her dirty bunghole. Stinky Caboose

Re: Luna  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 6 July, 2017
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She's attractive in her own kind of way. A little too skinny for me. One thing I did notice though if you're going to talk to her for more than 30 seconds be sure to give her some gum because wow. Maybe she's got a cavity or something. Mouthwash is all I'm saying

Re: Re: Re: Re:Summies dirty bunghole  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 6 July, 2017
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Someone needs to have a psychiatric evealuation. Fucking retard! Go die

Re: Re: Re:Summies dirty bunghole  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 6 July, 2017
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Summies is famous for her dirty bunghole.

Stinky Caboose

Re: Re: Trouble in Paradise  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 6 July, 2017
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Why don't you lick my dirty bunghole

Re: Trouble in Paradise  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 6 July, 2017
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Loser, why don't you actually take a fifty out of your pocket and spend it when you're at this place instead of watching what other people are doing. And no one--except for you.--gives two flips who goes dancing with "Summie", so why don't you just buy a notebook, paste her pic in it, write her name in it over and over, wipe the drool off the pages, and re-live 7th grade?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Prices  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 6 July, 2017
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Just the stupid gangbangers

Trouble in Paradise  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 6 July, 2017
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Pro Boner has been in the last two nights and hasn't danced with summies or even talked to her. Wtf? Is he moving on? Spent time with different dancers upstairs.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Prices  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 5 July, 2017
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The guy grabbed my ID, looked at it for two seconds, and handed it back to me. There is no way that they "scan everyone."

Re: Re: Re: Re: Prices  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 5 July, 2017
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Why do they scan, though?

Re: Re: Re: Prices  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 5 July, 2017
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They scan everyone, but they are sneaky about it. Bouncer asks for your ID and when you give it to him the register girl distracts you and asks you for money. While you are paying he turns around and scans your ID into a box on the wall right where he sits. Honestly if you want to look at my ID that is fine. Bit, if you want to take a scan of it you better well ask and they dont. I guess they dont understand the liability of having that kind of private info.

Re: Re: Prices  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 4 July, 2017
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I want to be clear that I don't know that weekends are different. I haven't been here on a weekend for quite awhile. I was just asserting that on a Thursday night the prices were still 5 for 50, and no one scanned my ID. It might be the same thing on a Friday or Saturday. I only threw it out there as a possibility since someone posted they got scanned, and I thought that maybe it could be because they do it on weekends. I don't know that though.

Re: Prices  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 4 July, 2017
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Cool. Maybe I'll give it a try on a weekday then. Don't like the scanning thing. That really was keeping me from going.

Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 3 July, 2017
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WRONG>>> LuLu and Britney were the finest that every worked here back in the 1990's . they were both smokin hot and everyone LOVE THEM !

Prices  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 2 July, 2017
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Was here the other night and they didn't scan my ID and prices were still 5 for 50. It was a weeknight....maybe weekends are different? I don't know about that. As far as talent level, there was some talent there, but it wasn't abundant.

Luna  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 1 July, 2017
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Haven't seen shot girl Kylie, but really enjoyed shot girl Luna. She's a thin, but very soft Hispanic girl, with long black hair, and a great bounce. She seemed pretty busy all night, so I don't think I was the only one who enjoyed her. There wasn't much there on a Thursday night, but she was a real highlight.

Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 29 June, 2017
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Trailer park goddess. Eww

Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 29 June, 2017
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Sorry the only one that ever was at HB's that would qualify for the Goddess status was Hanna and she is long gone!!!!!

Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 29 June, 2017
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Forget Rachel and Kylie. Let's talk about my goddess Summies

Kylie  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 28 June, 2017
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Has anyone spent some time with her, nice breast, cute face not much of an ass looking for info

Rachel  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 28 June, 2017
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Was in Saturday and saw Rachel but was unable to go upstairs with her, has a great ass, tight little body and carries herself nicely can anyone give me more insight on her is she worth spending $$$$ on

Tallent  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 28 June, 2017
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This place needs new tallent. From Erika and Meeko to the massage girl that looks like a minion to shot girls that weight 200# and look like a man. At one point the name Heavenly Bodies described the girls here. They need to rename this place or hire some sexy women

Re: Re: Re: Brett  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 27 June, 2017
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Haven't been to the club in over 3 months, but I've never had my ID scanned. Usually they barely glance at it. Don't really like the idea of it being scanned, though, if that is the new policy.

Re: Re: Brett  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 26 June, 2017
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Guess ID scanning is not consistent. Does it bother anyone that they do that? Do all clubs do that?

Re: Brett  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 26 June, 2017
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They did not scan my id guy barely looked at it

Re: Brett  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 26 June, 2017
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Yes, they ask you to take out your ID and put it under a scanner. Boycott!

Brett  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 26 June, 2017
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I heard this club has started scanning IDs in to a computer at the door. Is that true?

Price  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 25 June, 2017
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Did they change it up to 4 dances for $50?

Re: Re: Re: Re: losers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 23 June, 2017
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Dude, just stop acting like a hyperactive 7th grader at recess, and a little more like an actual adult. It might go a long way.

Re: Re: Re: losers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 23 June, 2017
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Finally! A real man on this board! You are my fucking HERO! Do you wear a cape while stroking it, thinking of all the dick grinding whores you are fighting for?

Re: Re: losers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 20 June, 2017
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I bet that comment about customers being losers was made by The Loser himself. The girls understand the customer-dancer dynamic and generally don't make stupid comments like that unless directly provoked. The Loser needs to deflect attention from his own juvenile behavior, and calling everyone else out as a loser makes him feel better in his own distorted way.

Re: losers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 20 June, 2017
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Lmao... if we are losers you are whores, you'so much better.

losers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 20 June, 2017
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you're all losers because you have to pay us to pay attention to you!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 19 June, 2017
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look at you! eww

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 18 June, 2017
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Oh snap another clever come back by the Loser!

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 18 June, 2017
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Maybe you're the loser, ever thought about that?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 16 June, 2017
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Sumer guy is a loser cant even come up with a unique comeback.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 16 June, 2017
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Hero alert! Caped crusader is back to saving dick grinders

Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 15 June, 2017
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Loser Alert. The Summie Poster has crawled out from under his rock again.

Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 15 June, 2017
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Shhhhh. Don't tell Pro Boner. Summies is giving head in the vip

Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 June, 2017
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Again, you're a fucking loser shut up already. Do you not get that no one wants to hear your stupid ranting? Dumbass!

Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 June, 2017
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just don't tell pro boner

Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 June, 2017
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Parking lot, Korner House, Hotel , Motel, if you don't tell, then I won't tell.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 June, 2017
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I don't think that it was the same guy that was obsessed with Helen. While the Helen posts were mind-numbing and redundant, and everyone got sick of them, they generally didn't approach the level of immaturity of the "Summie" Loser's posts. The Helen posts at least seemed like they were made by an adult. An obsessive and over-bearing person, but at least an adult. The "Summie" posts seem like they are made by a 7th grader on summer vacation getting ready to be a big man in 8th grade this fall.

Re: Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 June, 2017
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I wonder if he was the same jack ass that was obsessed with Helena years ago. Eather way the guy is a metal midget.

Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 June, 2017
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The guy can't help himself. He's so insignificant in the real world, he has to find a way to be noticed by posting little kiddie stuff on this board , even those that notice him on here think that he's a complete dufus. He's bursting with immaturity and this is his only real outlet. You know what's disturbing? The next time you go to this place this imbecile might be sitting next to you drooling when "Summie" staggers by in a catatonic state.

Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 June, 2017
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God you are so fucking dumb, shut the fuck up already!!

Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 June, 2017
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Parking lot, Korner House, Hotel , Motel, if you don't tell, then I won't tell

Re: Re: WTF  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 13 June, 2017
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I know who I am - I am "Pro Boner". I was there on Saturday just to sample the new girls. I knew Summer wouldn't be there and I could have my pick. Shhh - dont tell Summer

Re: WTF  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 12 June, 2017
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Bull shit! you don't know who pro boner is? it's not the back stage 5 for 50 weirdo that was here sat

WTF  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 12 June, 2017
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I saw Pro Boner at hbs this weekend, but no Summies. He was taking other dancers upstairs. Really? Without Summies?

Red  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 10 June, 2017
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How is Red in the back? Cute

Re: Arariana  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 10 June, 2017
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She gives a decent dance dont know abiut otc.

Re: ToSummiePoster  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 9 June, 2017
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Its Super8 dickhead

Re: Arariana  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 9 June, 2017
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Ask hero. He know everything. He's so smart. He will probably protect her from doing otc. He protects weak little dick grinders. He's a REAL man

Arariana  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 8 June, 2017
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Anyone know if Arariana does OTC....

ToSummiePoster  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 8 June, 2017
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I don't know where you get this "whore defender" thing at, probably just to deflect attention from you being a schmuck. I believe that dancers are fair game for criticisms in a public forum designed for strip club reviews. I personally think Summer is a below average performer, who is slipping fast. I'm not defending her or anybody else. My problem is with two other separate issues. First, the utter immaturity of the "Summie" posts. And second, the repetitiveness of the posts. The same things have been rehashed for years now. We all get it, according to you, she goes to the Korner House or Motel 6, she likes to do coke, she takes it up the butt, snicker, snicker, snicker. Maybe it's true, maybe it isn't, but you've made your point, move on and grow up.

Re: Re: Summertime  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 8 June, 2017
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And you sound like a fucking idiot with your "summie" post. Fucking loser, I bet you you're ugly as fuck lmao!

Re: Summertime  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 8 June, 2017
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The whore defender sounds like one of summies regulars.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: CENTERFOLDS WORCESTER MA  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on 7 June, 2017
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What a REAL man! A true HERO! Keeps the strip club boards safe for all the little grinding whores. Is this how you spend your time? Protecting fragile whores from postings? Talk about needing to "get a life".

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