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ReReno  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 15, 2019
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Believe it or not, Warren was born a woman and she has never been a man. She's the type of ball-busting feminist that we should all be wary of, though. She makes Hillary Clinton look like a Republican.

Re: no  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 15, 2019
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Warren is NOT a woman. She is a transgender Native American Indian.

no  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 15, 2019
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Please, no. If that feminist Warren becomes President then a lot of men are doomed. There are enough feminist women as it is. I know that one day we'll have a female President, I just don't want a feminist.

contd  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 14, 2019
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Come on, lets see a little free porn here on the Heavenly Bodies board. Was the chick hot?

impossible  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 14, 2019
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Was there a video posted that was deleted?

ReReTrumpvsBooker  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 14, 2019
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My prediction is that Elizabeth Warren will be the Democratic nominee and she will beat Trump to become the first female President of the U.S. Not because she is that great but because a lot of people hate Trump that much.

Re: impossible  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 14, 2019
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RU fucking the girl or the camera... I'm confused, LMAO

Re: TrumpvsBooker  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 14, 2019
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Biden will run against Trump, not Booker, we already had our Obama experiment for EIGHT years... what's he doing now besides getting very rich...

Booker has lots of skeletons in his closet..... per my buds back east

Rexinfinityblacks  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 14, 2019
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It's common knowledge that a good number of blacks try to impregnate as many white women as they can and they don't stick around to be fathers to any kids they create.

In addition to "Once you go black, we don't want you back", there should be another saying that goes "Once you go black, you start smokin that crack" because the truth is that's what tends to happen.

Re: Re: Rex5blacks  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 14, 2019
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Research by Harvard School of Demographics show the same trend.

Re: Rex5blacks  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 14, 2019
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Your research is based on too small of a sample size. A few phone pics from a few random strippers proves nothing

ReRedomination  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 14, 2019
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Forget mushrooms, put some jalapeno's or giadinara on there.

Re: domination  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 14, 2019
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Mushroom pizza. Lots of mushrooms.

domination  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 13, 2019
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I dominated one, too, the other day in the restroom. I think it's the pizza.

Re: Re: shit  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 13, 2019
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That shit made the front page of the SHIT NEWSPAPER. (Washington Post)

Re: shit  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 12, 2019
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that was you? that thing could have plugged the sewer lines of the whole city. what are you, Godzilla?

Rex5blacks  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 12, 2019
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I'm the guy who made the post that a good number of women become single mothers. How do I know? Well I got to know a good number of dancers over the years and a good number shared their baby mama drama. Some showed me pics of their biracial kid on their cellphones. Are blacks the only ones who leave women as single mothers? No, but they account for a higher percentage per their population than whites and others.

Re: Re: Re: ReReblacks  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 12, 2019
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Fake News!

Re: Re: ReReblacks  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 12, 2019
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University of Michigan Research Department shows the number to be 87%

Re: ReReblacks  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 11, 2019
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how do you know those statistics?

ReReblacks  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 11, 2019
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Once a lot of them go black, they often end up as drug addicts and/or single mothers. In fact, a lot of single mother strippers were impregnated by black guys.

Re: blacks  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 11, 2019
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once they go black they ain't never coming back

shit  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 10, 2019
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Speaking of shit, I dropped a deuce that wouldn't flush down the shitter last time I was there.

Re: Re: ReSoObvious  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 10, 2019
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is it worse to start shit here or to drop shit in the club?

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Raul  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 10, 2019
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Miss Piggy is the better dancer and better in the back room.

Re: ReSoObvious  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 10, 2019
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That's what trolls like you do dude, pretend to start shit just to see if that sparks any other reactions. It's super childish, and lame, but of thats what you jack off too, keep doing it I guess.

Fat chicks  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 10, 2019
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Who is Ms. Piggy? That can't be her name there. I haven't seen any girls that weigh close to that.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Raul  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 9, 2019
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Bertha is fatter, but Miss Piggy is a better dancer.

ReSoObvious  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 9, 2019
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I've never posted on the Polekatz board at all so try again. Also, just because a couple of comments for the same club might only be spaced 2-3 comments apart in the "recent comments" column doesn't mean that it's the same person posting both comments. It could just be a coincidence that the posts are made by 2 different people at almost the same time. A person would have to be insane or have a severe dual personality disorder to be the same person posting polar opposite views.

Re: Re: Re: Raul  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 9, 2019
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Who is better? Miss Piggy or Bertha?

SoObvious  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 8, 2019
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it's just so obvious that you're the same guy, you post here and polekatz, and sometimes you mix the places up. I post on both boards too. it's so boring to read your stupid shit, when you've clearly never ever ever ever been to a strip club before. I'll honestly pay for you to go in some night, and buy your drinks all night, if you just come up with something that sounds 2% real. i can't take reading this retarded shit that is exactly the same every single day. have a real experience and post about it. it will feel amazing, I promise you

Re: Re: Raul  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 8, 2019
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Bertha is now at 320 lbs of total bliss.

Re: Raul  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 8, 2019
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Miss Piggy, Bertha and Bonnie are all real and all well over 300 lbs. These three are hugely popular and you will have to wait for your turn. When it is your turn you will be smashed in heavenly fat. Sexiest three women in the city.

Raul  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 8, 2019
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I'm seriously into bigger women. Is the Miss Piggy that was discussed real or was she bogus too?

ReRewrong  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 8, 2019
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Yeah, they're all virgins. They've never smoked pot, never snorted coke, never popped pills, never had sex for money. They're all pure and innocent. The bad girls are found in churches and synagogues.

Re: wrong  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 8, 2019
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That all of the dancers must be virgins is true. Yes, all of the dancers teach Sunday school. None of the dancers would ever smoke or use alcohol. The rest of the comments about the dancers are false.

wrong  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 8, 2019
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Some of the posts about dancers are true but yeah, you should take a lot of what is posted on this site with a grain of salt. For example, if you have an hour drive to HB don't drive all the way there just because someone on this board said that a dancer works that day. There's a good chance that it's false information.

As for the dancers, I think that virgin nuns would have a big problem stripping because it goes against their morals.

OneHundreadPercent  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 8, 2019
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One hundred percent of all post are fake. Nothing on this site is true. It is just for fun and everyone that reads this stuff knows it is crap. None of the girls or guys mentioned are real. They are all fake and do not exist in the real world. All girls are virgins is a good example. So keep posting and enjoy the fiction, it is all for fun!

Re: virginity  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 8, 2019
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All the dancers at HB are virgins. HB only hires virgins. Very strict club. The reason the club is closed on Sunday morning is so the girls can teach Sunday school.

blacks  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 7, 2019
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Any brainwashed 18 year old white male of European heritage that is thinking about black men's cocks is most likely doing so because of the media. But those of us who aren't brainwashed like myself mostly just laugh at a lot of black men and if you have game like me, you can even get black pussy. A lot of brainwashed white women are overrated and have princess mentalities anyway.

virginity  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 7, 2019
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I think that some of the guys that come into the club are a lot older than 18 year old virgins. They could very well be 40 year old virgins.

liars  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 7, 2019
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The other posters on this board are liars, too. They made it seem like there are just very overweight chicks at HB now but I was there the other night and found some fit women that I bought dances from.

ReReliars  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 7, 2019
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It's "replied" not "replayed." Learn how to spell and then come back to this board to post.

Re: liars  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 7, 2019
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I'm positive that both guys that replayed to you are both the same 18 year old virgin that is wondering why he thinks so much about black guys cocks.

liars  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 7, 2019
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The 2 guys who responded to my Simone post are both liars. You wanna know how I know? It's because "Simone" doesn't exist, at least there isn't a Simone at Heavenly Bodies. Never was unless I guessed correctly that one was there. I just created that Simone post to see what type of responses I would get. It was kind of like fishing, casting my line into a body of water full of sharks.

Re: yes  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 6, 2019
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She worked last night at Scores. Gives a great blow job.

yes  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 6, 2019
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Yes, that's the one exactly. I think that you should hurry up and go to Scores to see her before she leaves to go elsewhere again.

ReReSimone  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 6, 2019
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Hopefully it's the one that I'm asking about but it could be a different one. Does she have red hair and a tattoo of a heart that is broken in half on the upper left side of her back?

Re: Simone  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 6, 2019
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She now works at Scores.

Simone  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 5, 2019
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Does a thicker, African-American dancer named Simone work here anymore? I saw her twice a couple months ago and bought dances from her but haven't seen her again since. She said that she would give me her number once we got to know each other better.

re  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 4, 2019
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If it hasn't happened by now, it won't ever happen. Looks like you won't be coming back.

potholes  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 4, 2019
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I'll only return again if/when they patch up the crater-sized potholes in the parking lot. They have been there for ages and there's no excuse to not have them patched.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Last night  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 4, 2019
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Sorry, that was a typo, I meant to say yawns at the moron.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Last night  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 4, 2019
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More yawns

Re: Re: Re: Re: Last night  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 4, 2019
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Huge success! The club is doing better than ever. Guys love Big Fat Jewish Black Girls. They is what we want and they delivered. Profits are the highest ever. Still a few skinny white girls with bolt on boobs, but thank God they are few.

Re: Re: Re: Last night  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 4, 2019
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This club used to be the best bargain for the money back in the day. Hot girls, good amount of contact, cheap drinks, and you were not scared to park your car outside. They start hiring hot girls again consistently I'll have to consider coming by more often. The place is really convenient, I'd rather see it succed.

Re: Re: Last night  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 3, 2019
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Yawn

Re: Last night  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 3, 2019
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Last night was special. At least six girls that weigh in at over 250 lbs. Two are over 300 lbs. Yes, the club is trying hard to get more and more big fat girls. That is what the customers want, and they are trying to please.

Last night  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 3, 2019
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Haven't been going for a while. Went in last night and saw at least 5 or 6 hot new girls. They probably want last. But it's good to see that Heavenly bodies is finally trying

Re: Re: ReLongTimeRegular  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 2, 2019
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Spoken like someone that's never been to Heavenly Bodies

Re: ReLongTimeRegular  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 2, 2019
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The strippers do not give a shit who they fuck in the back rooms. It is all about having the cash to pay them. You pay and they will play.

Not a troll  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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Dont mind me, just the same unoriginal douchebag pretending to be 12 different guys, but I definitely go to the club all the time, fuck the girls, pay for low quality camera footage, vote for Cory Booker, could kick the bouncers ass, love fat girls, fucking the DJ. Yawn, at least make an effort to write like different fags. To easy spot your troll ass. You'll get it sometime

ReLongTimeRegular  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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Do you have to be able to get in really well with the dancers and know them for awhile to fuck them in the back room? Does it take awhile or do you think it's based on attraction?

LongTimeRegular  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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We regulars have been complaining about the quality of the cameras in the rooms for years. Management just does not listen to our request. Buying a few high quality cameras is chump change for the club and would do a lot to make us customers happy. I want to have my session recorded and be able to replay when I get home.

TrumpvsBooker  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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If the 2020 election ends up being Trump vs. Booker, who would you people vote for? I have to hear Booker talk a bit first to see where he stands on issues but my vote might actually go to Booker now that Trump's wall promise seems to have gone by the wayside.

ReReimpossible  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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Are you a club employee or just a regular guy? If you're a club employee then I can believe it but if you're a regular guy I think you're dreaming.

contd  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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Staying on the subject of blacks, I'm far from a Democrat but to be honest, I was pretty stoked when I heard that Cory Booker is throwing his hat into the race for the Democratic party in the 2020 election. Why am I a little excited? It's because this country has never had a bald President before in it's history. Wouldn't that be something. A President who is both bald and black, well mixed race. People have questioned his sexuality, too, but he's 100% straight.

Re: impossible  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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We all fuck girls in the back rooms all the time. That is not a problem. The problem with the cameras is the POOR QUALITY. You pay to have your session recorded and when you get home you can not even recognize your own butt. They need to install at least a few high quality cameras. We pay big bucks to fuck the girls in the rooms. High quality cameras just do not cost that much.

BlackHistoryMonth  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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Today is the first day of black history month. Whoopee, let's have a party with some fried chicken and watermelon for dessert. As if they aren't celebrated enough in the media nowadays. There, now you idiots can add me to your troll list.

impossible  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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It's impossible to fuck any girls in the club because of the camera's unless you're one of the club employees doing it after hours.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Most retarded troll  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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You forgot the catholic priest troll. he's new but probably the same as the miss piggy guy

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Most retarded troll  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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I really hate the guys that say they fuck every girl, we haven't had any in a while because of the other trolls but they drive me crazy when they totally make shit up like fucking in the rooms covered by cameras just shows they have never been there

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Most retarded troll  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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Gay jew lol

Re: Re: Re: Re: Most retarded troll  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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The summertime faggot troll use to be pretty bad but he doesn't post much now the fat girl and bouncer trolls I think are the same person because they are both really really lame I vote for the gay jew

Re: Re: Re: Most retarded troll  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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Yeah, I'm a vote for number 2. Hahah I guess he's also a piece of shit. A retarded troll piece of shit that is gay for Jewish black cocks haha

Re: Re: Most retarded troll  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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The small dick closet jew who's gay for black cock is definitely the most retarded troll. If you are able to follow any of his logic, you'll see he is actually retarded

Re: Most retarded troll  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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It's a tough call, the small dick closeted gay troll goes on these long, super boring rants that I just end up ignoring. The troll that loves fat girls post are really really dumb. The DJ fucker troll I think died. Summertime faggot doesnt post much because that one guy rips on him immediately. The guy that got his ass kicked by the bouncers was pretty lame too. My vote would be for fat girl troll is most retarded

Most retarded troll  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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So which troll do you think is the most retarded? Her are your choices. 1. Troll that claims to love fat girls. 2. Small hands and small dick troll that thinks Jews, blacks and gays are out to get him. 3. The Summertime Faggot. 4. Troll that got his ass kicked by a bouncer and now claims mall cops are better. 5. Troll that has sex with the DJ. 6. The Troll that says he's fucked every hot stripper there.

Re  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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What I would like more is if the girls would add on even more weight. Why stop at 300 lbs? They should shoot for 400 lbs and I've suggested it before but I don't think that sumo mud wrestling once a month would be a bad idea. I'm sure there would be a pretty good turnout and it would be something unique and different that other clubs don't have.

Re: Re: VladimirPoontang  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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Miss Piggy had four pizzas delivered to the club. She ate all four before she would give me a dance. Love Miss Piggy. She works hard to keep her weight over 300 lbs.

Re: VladimirPoontang  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on February 1, 2019
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I think the girls get to eat and drink for free. So house is like a cover charge to them.

ReRescouts  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 31, 2019
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Some of those girls look like they would fit right in on some of those "hogs" Washington Redskins offensive lines of the 80's. They look like they could have blocked for John Riggins or protected Doug Williams' blindside in 1988 when the Skins won the Super Bowl.

Re: scouts  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 31, 2019
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Lots of girls over 300 lbs that would look great on the offensive line of any NFL team.

scouts  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 31, 2019
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I heard there were some NFL football scouts on hand the other night to possibly offer some of the girls tryouts and contracts. The bigger ones (270 and up) are being looked at as possible offensive or defensive linewomen while girls who weigh less are being looked at as possible linebackers or safeties. The women around 6' are being looked at as possible quarterbacks depending on their arm strength. If Heavenly Bodies management can't match the contracts being offered, I heard that some of the ladies will leave to pursue NFL careers.

ReReVladimirPoontag  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 31, 2019
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Bertha weighs about 230 but she is mostly big-boned. Had a dance from her the other night expecting to have big love handles to grip onto during the dance but to my surprise, they weren't that big and she was actually pretty solid. The Bears should think about signing her for their defense. I'm sure she would make a great outside linebacker.

Re: VladimirPoontang  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 31, 2019
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Mary Ann is by far the lightest by weight at 220 lbs. But, she is all muscle and does that female body building shit. I like the pure fat girls. Lots of girls over 250 lbs and some over 300 lbs. I love this club and the big fat girls.

VladimirPoontang  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 31, 2019
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Are there ANY dancers who weigh less than 175 lbs that work here anymore?

ReMax  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 31, 2019
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Max, Maxine or whatever he/she calls herself looks like she can grip a basketball with one hand.

FatJewishBlackGirls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 31, 2019
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Most of the girls @ HB are Huge Big Fat Jewish Black Girls. There are a few Huge Big Fat Catholic Black Girls, but not that many. Yes, both Rabbi and Priest are often found in the back rooms. Lots of praying going on inside the club.

Re: Re: Hot white girls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 31, 2019
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That would be Max/Maxine. He/she had a really good sex change a few years ago. Look at the size of his/her hands. Really friendly and a great dancer.

Re: Hot white girls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 30, 2019
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There is one hot white girl with huge boobs who is only there on the weekends

Re: name  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 30, 2019
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what about Samuel Suckazz?

name  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 30, 2019
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My name is Samuel Suckclitz not to be confused with Samuel Suckdicz.

Rabbi  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 30, 2019
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I have been a Jewish Rabbi for over ten years. I, too, love going to strip clubs and fucking strippers in the back rooms. A lot of other Jewish Rabbi's prefer young boys and some as a ritual even suck baby penises. That is also wrong. We should all stay with fucking strippers.

CatholicPriest  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 30, 2019
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I have been a Catholic Priest for over ten years. I love going to strip clubs and fucking strippers in the back rooms. A lot of other Catholic Priest prefer young boys. That is wrong. We should all stay with fucking strippers.

Re  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 30, 2019
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Just because I'm Catholic doesn't mean that I can't still enjoy sex (with women). But I'm surprised that you told me to go find a nun instead of a male of some sort. I don't need to go to strip clubs anymore, though, because strip clubs are mainly for losers anyway. I wouldn't even try to approach many of the women working in the clubs now to buy them a drink at a regular bar. So just go ahead and keep putting the overweight women who don't take care of themselves, on a pedestal. Knock yourselves out. I can care less anymore.

lol  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 30, 2019
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You're discussing religion on a strip club board of all places. Strip clubs aren't the place to go if you're a practicing Catholic as you say you are. Find yourself a nice nun.

joke  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 30, 2019
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For many years now, Catholic white men (I'm Catholic) especially have been treated like a joke/bad guys by Jews, blacks etc and have been pushed that way to the masses including a lot of women. I can't wait until the tables are turned and what is happening out there right now is only the tip of the iceberg in terms of people seeing who the true jokes are. I can't be the only Catholic tired of reading about bullshit sex abuse stories about Catholic priests etc. Why don't we ever hear about Jewish rabbi's and what they do to little boys? Oh, I forgot. Jews are all nice, innocent people who don't do anything wrong and white Catholics are all such terrible people.

hands  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 30, 2019
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Just had to add one last comment for the last fag who posted and any other true fags who read this board. Jews and others also seem to like to make a big deal about a man's hands. As if men with smaller hands are inferior and must automatically be smaller below the belt or better at sex than men with bigger hands, which is false. Yet another lame attempt to get women to be with other men, mainly blacks, instead of men like myself. The abuse just never ends, does it. I know you people expect me to be cowering in fear but instead I just laugh because I know that you people who think you're real funny now, will get what's coming to you. It's already happening.

ReRenames  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 30, 2019
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Hey, the feeling is mutual except that the real fags are you and your kind.

Re: names  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 29, 2019
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I can honestly say I hope you die out. Or just kill yourself, that seems easier for a fag like you.

sex  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 29, 2019
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If you're going to say that men like myself can't be with white women anymore, that's one thing. But to basically try to dictate that we need to be gay and try to make it so that we can't be with women of ANY ethnicity, anymore? Is that supposed to be my "punishment", really? As if I haven't been punished enough in my life. And then people still have the nerve to try to call us "racists" though I like women in all ethnicities? (who are the true bigots?) Heh, you liberals really have the nerve.

dicks  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 29, 2019
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What cracks me up probably the most is how lowlife men and lowlife women like to go around trying to say that men like myself have small dicks likely hoping that we can't have sex with any woman anymore. (I still find a way). Yeah, all white, Eastern European men have small dicks. Sure we do. And we're just "hideous-looking", too. Sure we are. That's why a lot of women don't want us. It can't be because of the media repeatedly shoving black men down the public's throat and constantly showing them next to European-looking women....nah. It can't be because of the repeated commercials constantly showing men with blue eyes as buffoons/fools/fags....nah. It's because our dicks are just so, so small. Yeah, that's the reason.

sexuality  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 29, 2019
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Lamers like some (many?) of the people who post on this board or read this board can keep calling men like myself faggots or whatever you like to say that we are but that doesn't make it so. That's what you need to understand. As the old saying goes, opinions are like assholes in that everyone has one but I don't give a shit what anyone thinks. I'll be damned if anyone is going to make me gay against my will. Good luck with that.

Trump  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 29, 2019
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A lot of non-whites appear to be united in their hatred for Donald Trump (at the encouragement of Jews) and if I had a dollar for every hateful look that I've been getting from a good number of those people, I would be a rich man. In reality, Trump only mainly hates non-white illegal immigrants and the liberals who support them and so do I. The dirty looks don't faze me at all though because I'm not a scared, coward like a lot of other white men seem to be these days. I specialize in trash talk and I can go toe to toe with anyone regardless of ethnicity. Of course I can't go around fighting everyone that I can't stand (which is many people, these days) because I don't feel like being locked up. Even though a lot of people seem to be copying how I dress likely hoping that I can't have a life, trying to make me gay or whatever their lame reasoning is, I still always find a way.

women  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 29, 2019
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And we all know that a good number of Jews, blacks, Mexicans and others like to do their best to take advantage of/target women of Eastern European heritage. They/you go out of your way to be overly nice to them knowing that women in your heritages won't give Eastern European men the time of day. Men like myself are all treated as "evil" or bad guys to them following the lame media's narrative. It's been that way for many years only now it's probably 10x worse. We're apparently all supposed to be gay or turn gay now while we watch women in our heritages get fucked by other men though I haven't and never will get the memo. I'll always be straight and I know how to stifle many of the men that I mentioned with my unique fashion sense.

names  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 29, 2019
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A good indicator as to whether a man is a white Jew or white European is our last name and of course Jews look at that. They always have. Notice how you rarely ever see any male business owners etc with German or Ukrainian last names. They do their best to hold us down, keep us poor and even better, they try to use blacks and their other lowlife henchmen to try to kill us off. I'm one of the last of a dying breed.

ReReReHotwhitegirls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 29, 2019
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Correction, you're a white JEW who likes women who weigh over 250 lbs. A lowlife kike. Unfortunately a lot of idiots can't tell the difference between white Jews and white European men. That's what Jews want. They want us all to be lumped in together but white European men especially Eastern European men always get the short end of the stick.

Re: Re: Re: Hot white girls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 29, 2019
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Black Israelites, or like Ethiopian Jews?

Re: Re: Hot white girls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 29, 2019
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I am White Guy that loves Big Fat Jewish Black Girls. I have not use for skinny white girls. If possible I get a dancer that weighs over 250 lbs.

Re: Hot white girls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 29, 2019
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That's pretty much it. I like all flavors as long as they're hot. Not enough money in it for them. Water seeks a new level.

Hot white girls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 28, 2019
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I long for the days when this place was full of non-ghetto girls. I'll just list some descriptions here: bubbly, outgoing, college-aged, party girl, nice body, fun, talkative, blonde, brunette, cheerleader-type, all-American suburban white girl. Even the Eastern European types are gone. Is this place just content making house fees off of scary, ghetto, trashy, black/Hispanic girls? Who knows? Maybe they figured that's more profitable than actually trying to satisfy the average customer. The girls are basically the customers. Paying to work at the club. While the guys are left unsatisfied. Does that kind of sum it up?

Re: Re: Re: Hot white girls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 28, 2019
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The club still has a few pretty white girls although they're mostly mudsharks. More than 50% of the dancers and shot girls are black now. You have some Hispanics too, plus 1 hot Asian. But overall at least 80% are out of shape. I used to go there all the time. I go less and less now. But a lot of the other clubs are experiencing the same problems. Mostly I just hookup with former dancers who won't go back there.

Re: Re: Hot white girls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 28, 2019
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Are they Black Israelites, or like Ethiopian Jews? Or just converts?

Re: Hot white girls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 28, 2019
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No. You will hate the club. All they have now are Super Fat Jewish Black Girls. Now that is what myself and a lot of other guys love. If you want skinny white girls with bolt on boobs this is NOT your club. If you like Super Fat Jewish Black Girls this is the club for you.

Hot white girls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 27, 2019
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Stopped coming in a few years ago once it became clear that the club was going in the wrong direction. Back then, every once in awhile you would see cute suburban white girls, mostly starting out as shot girls. That used to give me hope that it would turn around eventually. Based on the comments, it seems like every girl here, including dancers, shot girls, waitresses are all the black, ghetto, fat type. Am I wrong? Should I give this club another chance?

Re: Rex4bouncers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 27, 2019
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I have proof you suck cocks. My sister is friends with the guy you've been blowing, you freaking homo. You're the gayest guy here, all the guys at Temple said so today.

Rex4bouncers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 27, 2019
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You have to be a Jew. I've never sucked a cock or taken it in the ass in my life but I'm sure you people know all about faggot behavior.

Re: Re: ReBouncers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 27, 2019
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Mall Cops have to pass a background check. That eliminated 99% of the bouncer class.

Re: Re: ReBouncers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 27, 2019
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Haha what a fag. Keep sucking those cocks. I don't know a single bouncer there but I'm positive they could beat your pussy ass

Re: ReBouncers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 27, 2019
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Most bouncers have not and can not pass the GED. If they could they would be Mall Cops making more money with benefits.

ps  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 26, 2019
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Any man's dick looks small if you place it next to many of the super-fat asses of the dancers working now. They would even make Mandingo or John Holmes' dicks look small.

ReBouncers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 26, 2019
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Bouncer jobs are for losers who only have a GED. Get an education and maybe you can do something a little better than bouncing guys with tiny peckers.

Re: MallCops  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 26, 2019
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I've never read more posts from a whinier little butthurt bitch. They must have really beat your ass for you to anonymously talk so much shift about them. Go suck a cock faggot

MallCops  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 26, 2019
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Mall Cops receive much higher pay than strip club bouncers. They also receive training, have nice uniforms and get excellent health insurance. A mall cop is three steps up from a strip club bouncer.

Re: Re: Re: MinimumWage  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 26, 2019
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I checked glass door for faggot troll and they get paid in cum sprayed on their faces

Re: Re: MinimumWage  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 26, 2019
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They would make more if they could qualify to the Mall Cops.

Re: MinimumWage  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 26, 2019
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I never knew they only got minimum wage. Checked at glass door and you correct. Most bouncers have brain damage.

Re: MinimumWage  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 26, 2019
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it's pretty dumb to be a troll for free just because you got caught pulling out your tiny pecker. at least come up with something entertaining and realistic to troll about. Like the time you started fucking another guy in the ass and then you told the guy that he's the one gay because he's the one taking it, you're just giving it. Turns out you are both gay. See, that was totally realistic trolling because everyone that reads your posts know you're a little faggot.

MinimumWage  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 26, 2019
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Bouncers @ HB are paid minimum wage plus tips from the strippers. You would have to be really, really dumb to let someone beat your brains in for minimum wage.

Re: bouncer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 25, 2019
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so clearly you're a little douche that was caught touching or pulling your dick out or whatever, the bouncers came in and stopped you, maybe tossed you out, so now you're going to come here and call all the bouncers pussies, and say they all got their asses kicked and are scared. Just call them pussies troll, don't make up shit that none of us believe. why are so many dudes on this site faggot trolls?

bouncer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 25, 2019
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All bouncers should at least be very muscular if not over 6' tall as well. I've travelled to a good number of cities and some of the bouncers I've seen look pathetic/like pushovers. Some had beer guts and looked like they would be more interested in drinking on the job than kicking knuckleheads out.

Re: Re: Bouncers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 25, 2019
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Way to many dudes out there with special forces training and PTSD. Why would you let someone kick your brains in for minimum wage? That is why you see so many would be bouncers hiding in the girls dressing room.

Re: Bouncers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 25, 2019
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if a bouncer sees its gonna get too rough, he's gonna bounce

Bouncers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 25, 2019
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Bouncers these days are afraid of their own shadow. Low pay and they never know who they are dealing with on a giving night. When confronted they go and hide. Good idea.

Re: 390  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 25, 2019
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Much scarier than a dwarf that knows Kung Fu. A former Marine who is drunk and has really bad PTSD. Lucky he did not kill the bouncer. If you just stand up and get in the bouncers face, maybe a nice big shove they will go hide in the closet. Don't blame them for hiding. The odds are against them. A bouncer that does this night after night will get his ass kicked by someone who was trained in the military. Just simple numbers.

390  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 24, 2019
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Let me guess, the bouncer there was beaten up by a dwarf who knows kung fu.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: answer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 24, 2019
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same thing happened at 390

Re: Re: Re: Re: answer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 24, 2019
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I wasn't there but remember hearing about the bouncer getting the shit beat out of him by a guy half his size. Was over a year ago at least.

lol  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 24, 2019
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Yeah, right. Like that really happened.

Re: Re: Re: answer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 24, 2019
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Last year I was @ HB when a bouncer tried to rough up some little guy and told him to leave. The little guy knew all kinds of crazy martial arts shit and totally kicked the ass of the bouncer in about one minute. Broken nose, broken legs and for sure internal injuries. The little dude told the bouncer to "never ever mess with the Marines". Since then the bouncers are just afraid. You just never know who is a former Marine. They called the cops but nothing came of it. I think the cops sort of respected the little Marine dude, plus they all hate the bouncers.

Re: Re: answer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 23, 2019
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No idea what you would have to do to get kicked out? Two weeks ago a big dude was jerking off in front of girl. The bouncer came up and ask him to stop. The big dude told the bouncer to fuck off and kept stroking until he blew his load. If that won't get you escorted to the door I have not idea what will? Of all of the things I worry about in life being booted from HB is not on the table.

Re: answer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 23, 2019
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If you get escorted out of the club just go to one of the other 100 plus clubs in the area. Nothing special about this club except they have the fattest girls. There are some big fat girls at other clubs. They lose money when you go to another club. Their loss, not yours.

Re: ReReearlyyears  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 22, 2019
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they have one bigger than The Fridge. they call her the Walk-in Freezer.

answer  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 21, 2019
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If you still can't follow the rules after a warning, you get kicked out. It's that simple.

Concerned  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 21, 2019
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Serious question. Have any of you noticed a significant increase in the last couple of years in the number of customers being escorted out? Have the bouncers become more strict about every little thing? A guy sitting at the table next to me said he was once kicked out for having his hands on the girls hips to encourage her to grind harder on him. No grabbing boobs or ass or sucking on tits. Nothing. Having his hands on her hips seems like normal activity. Has there been some policy change? Are we supposed to sit there with our hands to our sides now? Just a confused customer. I have noticed long-time regulars, not just idiots and pervs being kicked out. I have been a customer for over 10 years and the bouncers have never been like this before the last couple of years. This is more troubling than the decrease in talent and makes me worry that I would get kicked out for nothing on some random day.

Fat chicks  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 20, 2019
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If i go in there and dont see any big girls im going to be pissed. Variety is the spice of life friends.

ReReearlyyears  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 20, 2019
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I agree that it's become ridiculous. Some of those dancers look like they would command a double team if they played on the Bears defensive line.

Re: earlyyears  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 19, 2019
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yeah we don't want this to be Heavyweight Bodies

earlyyears  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 19, 2019
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H.B's had the finest dancers the in the first 5 years it was opened ... In the last 8 years the quality of fine perfect 10 dancers started to fall off FAST at all of the strip clubs ! The fastest way to get rid of the old - fat - rude and ghetto dancers is to STOP buying dances and drinks for them = they cant pay house and they LEAVE !

Re: clarification  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 19, 2019
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HB's problems can be easily solved...just start running those wonderful radio ads again...."HEAVENLY BODIES"

clarification  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 18, 2019
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Nobody is saying that all of the dancers need to look like super models. But most if not all of the dancers should be in at least decent shape. I don't think that's too much to ask but maybe it is these days. Maybe HB mainly has overweight women now because it's trying to attract a mostly black clientele. Not sure why but management is going to do what they want.

re  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 18, 2019
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I highly doubt that's the reason because I'm sure there are plenty of fit women of all ethnicities looking to make extra cash. I know exactly what's going on and it's sad that a lot of other people still seem to be so clueless. Hopefully people wake up before it's too late.

or  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 17, 2019
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Instead of being an anti-Semitic prick, did you ever stop to think that maybe fit women don't want to dance at Heavenly Bodies anymore? Ever think of that?

reMarco  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 17, 2019
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Yeah, you can thank Jews for that.

Re: Marco  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 17, 2019
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Lol

Marco  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 16, 2019
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I remember the good old days when there were a ton of fit dancers to pick from. Now the "i" in the middle of the "f" and "t" has changed to an "a."

Re: Re: Re: Re: Astrid  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 15, 2019
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That's a shame. I miss the the way her body felt grinding against mine. She would stick her nipple in my mouth, and lightly bite my earlobe. Once you got her worked up, she really got into it, and it was so much fun. Great body, pretty face, cool girl. I miss her. I wish I had the chance to spend time with her again.

NahFool  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 15, 2019
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Does Dianna still work here? Who's worth spending time with here?

Re: Re: Re: Astrid  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 13, 2019
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Not that I know of

Re: Re: Astrid  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 13, 2019
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Yeah, but what happened to her? Is she working somewhere else?

Re: Astrid  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 13, 2019
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Astrid has been gone for over a year

Astrid  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 13, 2019
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What ever happened to this woman ? She was great.

faggot  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 12, 2019
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Sounds like Summertime faggot likes black dicks in his ass.

relax  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 12, 2019
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Relax, boys. Stop the bickering. There's enough of Miss Piggy to go around for men of all ethnicities. She doesn't discriminate. Big, medium, small, she likes them all. So just take a number and wait your turn just like you do at a deli counter.

lol  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 12, 2019
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All I posted was that I bet the brown ones are their favorites, too. I was giving you and your boys a compliment so calm down, my nigga.

Re: Rex6Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 11, 2019
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That summertime faggot be one crazy gay mothafucka

MissPiggy  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 11, 2019
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My buddies and I want to run a train on Miss Piggy. Does she do that or does she just do 1 on 1's?

Rex6Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 11, 2019
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I bet the brown ones are their favorites, too.

Re: Rex5Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 10, 2019
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yes, I am very much happy supplying collectable buttplugs to dancers!

message  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 10, 2019
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the message that you're trying to send is that any man who doesn't like very overweight women must be gay, am I right?

Rex5Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 10, 2019
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Yeah, I bet you store it "in the closet" so to speak. It's ok, it's 2019 and it's ok to come out as gay. You don't need to be bashful.

Re: ReReReSummies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 10, 2019
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I am a buttplug-in-ass connoisseur, when I find one that looks to be an objet d'art, I purchase it for my collection and ask a dancer to store it

ReReReSummies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 10, 2019
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It sounds like you're very familiar with butt plugs that resemble pine cones. Have you sat on one yourself?

Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 9, 2019
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meanwhile you typed that sitting on a buttplug that looks like a pinecone

Re: Hall  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 9, 2019
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Leza,she worked there 4 or 5 years ago

Bill  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 7, 2019
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I love the big girls.

Re: Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 7, 2019
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Dude - I think you are in love

SkinnyGirls  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 6, 2019
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Yes, there are still a few skinny girls with bolt on boobs working at the club. They do not seem to be very popular with the regulars. The FAT GIRLS seem to be getting all t he attention.

Re: Hall  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 5, 2019
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Hanna was the best dancer that ever worked there by far!

dancers  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 5, 2019
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Are there any dancers other than the big ones left or is it just big girls now?

Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 5, 2019
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YES!!!! I've been waiting for the Summertime Faggot to return! I thought you died from your some small cock disease or something but you're still alive and just as gay as ever. And playing nice with the fattie douche retard none the less. Oh Summertime Faggot, you're still the gayest troll on this board!

Re: Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 5, 2019
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Yes, she has put on a lot of weight to compete with the big girls. The big girls are getting all the room money.

Room  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 5, 2019
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You need to get a room with Miss Piggy. It will be the best money you have ever spent. You will blow your load in 15 minutes or less. Miss Piggy is 300 lbs of pure sex.

Hall  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 5, 2019
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If Heavenly Bodies had a dancer Hall of Fame, who would you put in there? The criteria is that any dancer who makes it had to be a dancer at HB for at least 5 years.

reSummies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 5, 2019
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Summer is STILL there? I guess that she is the crafty veteran of the dancers. She should be a shoo-in for the Heavenly Bodies Hall of Fame.

Summies  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 5, 2019
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Is it me or is she trying to compete with the bigger girls? Layoff the big macs

Re: seriously  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 5, 2019
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She is 300 lbs of real woman. Yes, she is beyond real and the most popular girl in the club by far.

Asia  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 4, 2019
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Has anyone seen Asia ???

seriously  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 4, 2019
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Is this Miss Piggy for real or are you guys just playing?

Re: Re: Re  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 4, 2019
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that really would be piggy

Re: Re  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 4, 2019
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She can eat prune seeds out of your ass

Re  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 3, 2019
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She prefers cash. She can buy whatever she wants with cash including food.

Rex4  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 3, 2019
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Can I give her donuts as compensation or does it have to be cash?

ReReRe  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 3, 2019
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I wasn't talking about having sex. I just want to make out with her.

Re: Re  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 3, 2019
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Miss Piggy will not do a car date or a motel for fear that is a police set up. She will go to your home and spend the night. It will be the best night of your life. Just make sure you have a lot of food available. Miss Piggy like to eat . . fuck . . and then eat some more.

Re  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 3, 2019
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Does Miss Piggy do car dates? Or would I have to take her to a motel?

Re: Concerned  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 3, 2019
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What I have noticed is a lot of guys paying a "house fee" and leaving the club with a girl that they will no doubt fuck later. The bouncers will actually walk the guy and the girl to his car. No doubt big money. This seems to be more and more common in a lot of strip clubs in the city.

Concerned  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 2, 2019
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Serious question. Have any of you noticed a significant increase in the last couple of years in the number of customers being escorted out? Have the bouncers become more strict about every little thing? A guy sitting at the table next to me said he was once kicked out for having his hands on the girls hips to encourage her to grind harder on him. No grabbing boobs or ass or sucking on tits. Nothing. Having his hands on her hips seems like normal activity. Has there been some policy change? Are we supposed to sit there with our hands to our sides now? Just a confused customer. I have noticed long-time regulars, not just idiots and pervs being kicked out. I have been a customer for over 10 years and the bouncers have never been like this before the last couple of years. This is more troubling than the decrease in talent and makes me worry that I would get kicked out for nothing on some random day.

reMark  on Heavenly Bodies

posted on January 2, 2019
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Stop in, I'm sure you'll find at least one to your liking.