Uncle Paulie's Inc Comments

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2N030 Mildred Avenue

Glen Ellyn, Illinois 60137

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No cars  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on December 11, 2016
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Is this place open anymore. Have been working in the area

Re: Salespro  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 7, 2016
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I went in the bathroom and somebody had taken a shit on the floor.

What a bunch of assholes.

IndustrialStrip  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on June 14, 2016
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$10 Full Friction, Full Contact Lap Dances Every Thursday staring June 30th. Don't waste your $$$ on AIR in Illinois. Industrialstrip.com

ReUncleJimmy  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 20, 2016
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MS-13 controlled territory is suicidal to go through! Once, a school bus somewhere in Central America was shot up by MS-13 gang members. More than a dozen innocent children were killed and several more were injured.

Uncle Jimmy  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on February 4, 2016
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Hey everyone I am the new manager of Uncle Paulie's and what they are saying here is not true MS-13 controlled territory is very safe and very organised and that is why we are successful. We make sure our customers get what they need and they can party down in a safe environment. So if u ever in the area come on in for a few drinks you wont be sorry.

Re; venus  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on February 4, 2016
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Seriously! Atlantis? The MS-13 owned club that will rob customers and shoot them themselves!? Man! I think Chicagoland ought to be placed on a No-Go list for strip clubs! Dancers inviting unsuspecting customers to the clubs in that huge, mammoth war zone east of Illinois 50/Cicero Avenue, where they can get sprayed, in broad daylight, by AK-47 fire from wanted cop killers who have even gunned down armed SWAT officers and have the entire FBI and Homeland Security on their tails! People flaming and bashing the clubs that sit in the safe neighborhoods, even the two that don't throw customers out for getting handsy.

Re; Amana  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on February 3, 2016
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No way!!! Hammond is a horribly violent town, as is Munster, Gary, Dyer, Whiting, Merrillville, and everywhere in between! That ENTIRE area between Illinois 50/Cicero Avenue and I-65 in Indiana is ALL dangerous, high crime area! Also, there are LOTS of FULL CONTACT lap dances right over at Blackjacks in Elgin!

Any worthwhile dancers?  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 30, 2015
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I haven't stopped into this place in ages. Are there any dancers worth getting a dance from or any dancers here anymore at all?

Amana  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 30, 2015
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Come see me and 30+ other dancers this weekend at the FULL LIQUOR Industrial Strip in Hammond. 3 Full Friction, Full Contact Dances for $60 beats the hell out of the lame dances in Illinois!! Smokers Lounge too! Open till 3am.

Venus  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 16, 2015
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Come visit me at Atlantis. $30 friendly nude dances😜😘😑 I'll be there Money oct19, Thursday oct22 & Friday oct23. 3pm till 10😘😘😘😘😘 -Venus

re: Melvin  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 1, 2015
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Ask for your sister, Melanie. She gives a great bareback bj.

Melvin  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 1, 2015
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I enjoy blowjobs. Who do I ask for and how much are they. Thankyou

Lampliter  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 3, 2015
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Try The Lampliter in Ottawa IL They're Hiring Dancers!

Col. Fagin  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on March 25, 2015
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"Lap dances" at Uncle Paulies are a true definition of "air dance"!

Facebook man  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on March 8, 2014
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Apparently, while touching is totally prohibited at Uncle Paulie's, this place loves to delete posts from their Facebook fan page that warn future/new customers about the "no touching" policy. The only possible reason; according to them (the owners and staff of Uncle Paulie's), touching is a Federal Felony in the entire United States of America, straight from Capitol Hill in Washington, DC. Also according to them, touching during lap dances is punishable by 90 years minimum to life in prison, as well as a requirement to register as a sex offender every 15 days, for all involved.

re:jake  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 30, 2013
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What bartenders were fired? I heard nothing of this before?

Joe  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 9, 2012
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Has anyone seen a brunette named Vegas that used to dance at Paulies? She was there around Christmas and I was hoping she turned up somewhere else in Chicagoland

harryharry  on  Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 27, 2012
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When I was first dragged into this establishment over a year ago, my friends said to me; "You are going to love this place." They know me too well. I walked in and I thought; "What a shithole!" Then I turned and glanced at the pole on this tiny stage and it didn't touch the ceiling. I LOVE UNCLE PAULIES. Never ever a dull moment here, the girls are great, the regulars are awesome, and I love the staff. Every once in awhile they have decent beer in stock like Guinness, Abita, Newcastle, etc.

Stevo  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 24, 2012
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The Bitch at stockholms in geneva, her name is lisa, just got that yesterday, and the dumb bitch comes out and tells you with pride that she likes it up the ass. I remember she had a kid, probably the only tight hole. anybody remember her?

stevo  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 22, 2012
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hey, i see one of the old dancers bartending at a place in Geneva during the day, Stockholms, can't remember her name, dark hair, curly, in her 40's, not to bad, if youre out that way

Jake  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on March 12, 2012
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Hey guys Paulie finally fired the whole staff dancers an bartenders an has already hired some chicks I stopped in there Friday an they had a fresh new vibe going on with 4 new faces gotta say it's about time they cleaned house had a blast will be coming back this Friday for some more fun......Good Job Paulie

Salespro  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 13, 2012
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Was in here last week. There was an incredibly hot redhead dancing, thin, tall, nice boobs, didn't get her name, would have loved to have gotten a private dance from her. She did one for a regular, and it looked amazing. She was hot, hot, hot!

HIGH HEELS SALOON  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on November 10, 2011
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***attention ladies*** every tuesday night, high heels saloon will be holding our weekly amateur night contest! the contest is open to all female contestants over the age of 18 (bring i.d. - proof of age required) come on out and try to win that ca$h prize! call the club for directions and info: (815)498-4494 come on out! it's always a good time at high heels saloon! we are also taking applications, at this time, for dancers, bartenders, and waitresses. it's excellent part-time money, ladies! come and work in our clean, safe environment

re gils  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on November 3, 2011
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I think this is where retired strippers go to.really sad

Rob  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on February 4, 2011
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Don't waste your money - air dances by plain Jane.

Waldo  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 3, 2011
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I've never had a bad time here. It's a great, comfortable, local bar with "benefits." It's definitely not your normal "strip club", but it's certainly not a place to bitch about. I like it here. Nice, real girls, great bartenders, and decent clientel you don't mind sitting next to and having a conversation with, That's more than you can say about most places. I've been away for a couple of years; glad to be back.

Salespro  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 3, 2011
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Hey what happened to Kimmie? She was one of the best to ever grace the pole at Uncle Paulie's...anyone know anything? How about Harley? She was back last year, but she's gone again too....

ashamed  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on December 29, 2010
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gave it another shot. still fat sloppy pigs. if the new girlsare from all stars then that place has gone down the shitter also.

dadddy  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on December 22, 2010
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Some new hottie's at Uncle Paulie's from Allstars. The best of the regular girls are still there as well. The whole place has great new vibe................ give it a try.

ashamed  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on November 24, 2010
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I can't believe I set foot in this shit hole. I am embarrassed that I ever walked in the door. ANY place that has ANY females, not just strip clubs, has to have better looking girls than this place. Absolutely gross girls here. Stay away unless fat ugly drunk slobs are what you're into.

re- potential dancer  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 18, 2010
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Why don't you just give Paulie's a chance if you're hot? They can use an upgrade of the t&a there and you'll make decent money by default because I can barely look at the dancers there right now much less get dances from them.

potential dancer  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 18, 2010
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after reading such reviews on Uncle Paulie's I have to say I'm disguisted that ya'll openly talking about BJ's and such.. distasteful low class suckers ya'll are.. why would you allow yourself to subcome to STI's not to mention possiblity of AIDs ??? Thought I'd like to audition and try this place out because its closer but on second thought I'll stick to my drive and sanity at High Heels.. SUCH A BETTER ATMOSPHERE CLEARLY!!! Stop in and ask for Farrah :)

info please  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 13, 2010
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What kind of dances do they do here, and how much do they charge ?? Is it the same deal as the Manheim bars - cock grinds for $10 per song ?

maxxy1  on  Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 23, 2010
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This review is easy. This place is a shithole. It wants to be a shithole and it perfects it. This place is the hole in the wall biker bar that the town doesn't want there and the old ladies drive quickly by. There is a stripper pole here that doesn't even touch the ceiling. The place is awesome. If you want to live like a dirty biker this is the place to go.I like dirty bikers so I use that term with the greatest of endearments.

Fan  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 5, 2010
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Why do people keep knocking this place? It's awsume ! The beers are cold, the bartenders hot and lost of the girls are very nice.......... and some are very attractive. Give the place a chance.....you'll like it!

noneya  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on February 26, 2010
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if the girls here shit all over the floor, it wud actually be an improvement. I thought I needed to see a doctor just from walking in this place. Some of these sommenst are right on. The girls are hideous. The "manager" just sits there and drinks with some fat dudes at one end of the bar. The girls do offer sex for money. Hell, I was pretty drunk one night and some girl offered me a ride home. I took the ride and then she tried to get money out of me for a blow job. I told her "fuck no, not with that peanut butter colored smile of yours"

Jerry  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on February 24, 2010
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I've been to this place 3 times. All I can say is I would rather get lucky at Cosley's petting zoo than here. ABSOLUTELY gross girls on all 3 occasions. What a fuckin' joke.

re: Me  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on February 4, 2010
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From the tone of some of the posts here just be happy that the girl didn't take a shit on you!

Me  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on February 4, 2010
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Stopped in today finding this bar by accident. After watching this cute petite girl on stage she ask me if I wanted a dance. So of course I said yes. Once she started I put my hands out to touch her and she said touching wasnt aloud. All I got was an air dance. What a bummer that was. I have been to other bars and have had great lap dances. This was a joke. Does this place give or certain girls give a real lap dance?

re:re:re: Morty  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on February 2, 2010
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Fuck. . . . if it was that much of an emergency why not just shit on the floor of the club? Nobody would notice it in that fucking pig sty.

re- Morty  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 31, 2010
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That's not true. If he felt it coming out and he was 5+ feet away from the toilet then what was he going to do?

re:re: Morty  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 31, 2010
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I know that it was probably an emergency but if you are pulling your pants down to shit it aint that hard to aim into the toilet. The difference between shitting on the floor and shitting in the toilet is a split second. The bathroom isn't that big. Show some decency.

grossed out  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 31, 2010
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even with the shit on the floor it was still cleaner than the pigs that inhabit this place. all the girls are fucking gross deseased whores. everyone would be well advised to steer clear of this absolute shit hole. lots of drugs, gambling, and prostitution here. any law enforcement agencies reading this should just bust this place. it serves no purpose other thanillegal activities. if the health dept reads they could use it as a before picture in the books.

re- Morty  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 28, 2010
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Maybe he couldn't make it to the toilet so he crapped on the floor rather crapping in his pants. Did you ever think of that?

Helmut  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 27, 2010
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Morty, I was trying to shit in the bowl but I was fucked up and missed. Sorry bro.

Morty  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 14, 2010
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I walked into that bathroom and stepped in shit. To the loser who took the shit why not get the damn turn in the bowl, you asshole.

outraged  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on December 19, 2009
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after what I saw going on in this place last night, I am personally planning on contacting the DEA. It's so overt that it's ridiculus. And the girls are constantly asking to go home with you for the right price. STAY AWAY people. One of the girls told me that this place is sonehow tied to a gambling sting going on at some other strip club...and this was the first time i'd ever been there. Overall: the police WILL become more obvious here soon. complete group of low life customers. The girls are not worth a dollar a song and they know it. That's why that's all they ask for.

Jeff  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on November 18, 2009
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Dirty, sloppy looking whores. I wasn't even done with my first over priced beer when some f-ugly fat ass bitch with shit breath asked me if I was interested in some "after work" fun. It was disgusting being in this place. How the hell is it open?

Re: Secretly yours...  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on November 5, 2009
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On North ave. (rt.64) about 1/4 mile west of 355. North side of the street in a small stripmall. Look for the tattoo parlor.

Info  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on November 5, 2009
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Can anybody tell me where Seceretly Yours is located exactly ? Is it a lap dance bar or a massage parlor or what ?

Retired Dancer  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on November 4, 2009
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I danced at many of the clubs in Illinois and Indiana. Some skanky, some nice, so I auditioned at this club. I felt dirty just walking in an walked right out. I've never done that with any other club.

re: Secretly Yours  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 14, 2009
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Been to both places. The girls at SY are 100000% better looking. The girls at Uncle Paulie's are nasty, skanky, whores. But SY will cost about $100 for absolutely nothing. The girls at Uncle Paulies have raised their price to $20 for a bj. If you're lucky you can find one of them that is down on her luck and a couple drinks later you can take her home. WEAR A CONDOM!!!! These girls are very nasty.

Secretely Yours  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 30, 2009
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Stopped by Uncle Paulie's in the afternoon and there was one girl. Nothing much to look at so left. As I was driving on the main highway UPs is on, I came across Secretely Yours. I stopped in and was offered $80 to have my way with the girl. I said no and the price went down to $60. I left, but it made me wonder that Secretely Yours is like. The girl at SY was way better than the UP girl! Any feedback?

richard95  on  Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 20, 2009
Joined 9 years ago
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This is a scary bar and I am surprised Dupage county has this borderline strip bar. They have like four monitors behind the bar surveiling the place and that makers me wonder about the place. The place is full of tesosterone dangerous types ogeling the dancers on stage. I don't think nudity is allowed but one time I saw a topless girl. many bikers come here with their gang biker jackets. The building looks like an original building when North Avenue was a country road. I always marvel at this place as i expect it to be torn down everytime I drive by it. It is surviving the developers eyes somehow and is a unique bar even without the go go underwear and bra dancers.

right on  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 16, 2009
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Been reading some comments on here so I decided to go. WOW! most comments are right on the money. Cheap whores!! Ugly, but ten bones for a blow job is still a great deal. And yes in the lot, in brode day light!! TEN DOLLARS!!!!! Awesome.

WTF???  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 29, 2009
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should be re-named uncle paulies petting zoo. i felt like i should wear a condom just to be in this fucking dump. i read some comments about the girls being hookers and giving hummers. well no way would any one of those pigs ever be allowed to touch me. i would rather be stuck on that river in deliverence than ever walk into this arm pit of a bar again. i think i need a tetanus shot.

re: cassie  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on July 31, 2009
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not sure about one step, but this cassie is short, dark hair, nice baody, and will do a line off you johnson. also the amber from this hole has an ad on craigslist. says she's young and hot niether of which is true, but she is cheap.

Cassie?  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on July 26, 2009
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Is the Cassie you mentioned the same girl who worked at one step? What does she look like? If it's her, she's a pretty cool person.. I was at UP's a while back and it was pretty bad. About as appealing as a clogged toilet. A couple clicks below the old pirate's cove. No better than a sewer. A place doesn't have to be that way.

?  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on July 26, 2009
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Saw this place was havin a sale of some kind in the lot, so i stopped to see whats up. The same girl who offered the bj in the lot was the one runnin the sale. I could tell she recognized me but she wouldn't even give me the time of day. I'm sure i wasn't the first or last one to get that offer.

??  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on July 23, 2009
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i've been going to this place for over 15 years on and off and i like it for a couple reasons: the girls are way below par as far as strippers go, therefore a 15 dollar hummer in the lot is a gimmie. you mentioned a lot of specific names here, that's not very cool, but since you did you may as well know about half of them have blown me. a few times in the lot, once on the roof. there's historicaly been very low self esteem amongts the "herd: at paulies. think what you want, but the place IS a drug haven. period. I dont kno anyone else that posted comments here, but they're damn accurate, there will come a time when it gets busted, so again, using the girls names here was uncool.

sorta new guy  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on July 21, 2009
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Loved it had a great time not sure what they are talking about with the drugs stuff and ugly chicks hell the hotties are cassie amber glitter sunny harley raven kimmie who knows obviously anyone can write what they want on here with out having to justify anything cause as far as the drugs in the parking lot theres always people in the lot it to small for that stuff any way love this place keep rockin

Tommy  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on July 17, 2009
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This place rocks had a blast last night the broads are cool some hot some not but at least they are fun had a blast thanks

grossed out  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on July 17, 2009
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went into this shit hole last night. some disgusting fat bitches "dancin" there. ones mouh and teeth were so gross that i actually threw up a little in my mouth when she offered my a blow job for 15 dollars. don't get me wrong i'd take a slob job any day, but i wouldn't let her touch me in she paid me 150 bucks. and don't get me started on the bathroom.... on a scale of 1 - 10 this rat hole is -1000000. i'm calling the health dept today. place and people should be condemned.

jimmy  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on June 25, 2009
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place is infested with sloppy looking whores. I did get a bl*w j*b for 20 bucks in the lot though. some fat coke whore needed the cash.

?  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 14, 2009
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was there monday afternoon some slut with bad teeth and a huge ass wouldn't leave me alone. kept asking me if i could get her some coke in trade for a hummer in her car. lace is for low lifes.

RE: stay away  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 29, 2009
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The bathroom may violate every health code there is, but alcohol, prostitution and drugs is what this place is all about.

Stay away!  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 28, 2009
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The bathroom at the local gas station is cleaner than this place.

annonomous  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 14, 2009
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Ce careful at this place. Wouldn't be shocked 2 hear it gets busted for drugs. Bad news at dis place. girls dealing in the lot. right in the open.

?????  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on March 14, 2009
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I used to work at this dump. I didn't fit in with the other girls because I refused to do drugs wit em. The main offender there is eve. She told me she quit this place b4 cuz on coke. well she brought it back. seriously avoid this place.

Michael  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on March 12, 2009
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I would 100% avoid this place for a couple of reasons. 1 they sell coke there and it's the girls doing the dealing. I'll go back and get names and post on here. 2. A couple of weeks ago this guy started to be an ass to another guy saying how he knows the owner and the owner will do whatever he tells him to...blah blah. Well the bartender (some old broad) asks the guy minding his business to leave. He got pissed cause he was ignoring the first dude, but he was drunk. So she called some big bald guy in and kicked out the guy that was drunk not the guy starting all the crap. Seems real "clicky". And the dancers are all either old, ugly or fat. Or all of the above.

oasis sports bar in melrose park  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on February 18, 2009
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im a long time fan of uncle paulys. but i was in the new bar oasis in melrose park. the place was great the girls were hot. it located 110 N. 25th ave melrose park. between lake and st charles rd. tiffany from playpen bartending their. becca from one step. they wear these referee uniforms and they look hot!!! check it out!!!

Summer  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on February 1, 2009
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Anybody remember her curly dark hair kinda goofy bout 40ish heard shes bartending somewhere out west used to go to the local pool with her just wonderin

curious  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 26, 2008
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are you hiring at all for management?how many girls work a night?when are you open?i am gettin ready to leave the club im at, and go elsewhere.is this place worth it?please let me know.thanks.

Jen?  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 23, 2008
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I heard that she works at crazy rock near joliet. AND I heard that she got hotter. Has anyone else heard or seen her?

victor  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 21, 2008
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This place has nothing but pigs "dancing". All they do is get drunk every day, and get fatter. Every once in a while there is a hottie, but they either go somewhere else or just get fat. This is the place strippers go when they should retire

jonny  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 28, 2008
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Awesome place feel like your at home in your basement not a high glass strip club, its down to earth really laid back.....i had a blast

teabag  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on July 15, 2008
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Is this still the dumpiest strip club on the planet?

guy  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on July 14, 2008
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how are the dances here? is there full contact or air dances?

Jen?  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 13, 2008
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Whatever happened to that hot Italian girl Jen? She was the sexiest one this dump ever had! If anyone knows would love to find out.

M E 5 *6*0NOW  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 6, 2008
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Come see me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N E W BLOND HOTTIE  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 6, 2008
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Cume see me tuesday night. all real, no joke, it's me~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~kate ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

long time customer  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 2, 2008
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dixie is at heavenly bodies, go see her she puts on a hell of a show. it's great to see the tricks she does on a real pole not a six foot piece of pipe on a box.

Jacob J.  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on March 18, 2008
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Find it facing south about a block East of the corner of Bloomingdale Rd and Rt 64. Look for a dark, dingy, roadhouse with an old style sign out front and free muddy parking spaces. A skank sign that reads " UnclePauliesbar.com"Girls, Girls, Girls" "Cold beer" " Bikers and babes"Yeah fucking right. There was one biker, had the whole outfit and shit. Minus the cycle. He must've rode in on his old model Dodge Intrepid 4 door sedan. I guess its a suburban titty bar want to be. Topless. They have a pole for the 1-2 dancers SAID available. There was one when we stopped in. Friendly, just not very good at dancing. I could've had a beer with a Victoria Secrets catalog for a better time. The beer was not cold, it was luke warm. The beer that's refrigerated is crap and the decent beer is kept in buckets of water, which may have at one time been ice. PBR, Old style, Budweiser and a few Corona are what you can find. Full bar, somewhat. I expected cheap beer being that customer census is soo fucking low and seedy. (Easy to find other local bars with low priced beer) $4.75 a beer. Shots and cocktails $6-7. Topless dances are $10. Find a bowling and golf game, 50 cents + to play. Two pool tables. Music is on an Internet Jukebox, which usually has credits in it. But you need the permission of the dancer on duty, if you request songs.The staff all female was friendly. Bartender was damn cute, but, she looked at us with that, "you're not from around here look" As if, because we're not, she expects a much bigger tip. The customers are mostly of the douche bag sort. Cheap asses that buy a beer and tip the .25 cents change they receive. The kind of guys that would encroach on you while you had a topless dance, so they could get a free fill. Maybe they don't get the dance because her boyfriend is there. Oh yeah and he said out loud, "better not ask her for a dance. " "She's my girl" I'm thinking.. Not me man.. looks like she brushes her teeth with peanut butter and gets pedicures from a blind dog. Not to mention her lingerie looks as if she's worn it while wrestling in the mud.It was a sausage party. Most keep their heads down, few are the loud mouth variety. And driving past.. I thought it would be fun. LoL.Btw, the website isn't vaild.

Big Dog  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on February 24, 2008
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Great time stopped in twice this week had a blast the new chicks are pretty f--ing hot see soon

Fred  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on February 8, 2008
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I think it's a great place to come to in the western burbs.. girls are very friendly.. the bartenders and the ladies are all nice looking.. the drinks are priced good for being a dance club.. No cover..

where's the talent??  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on February 1, 2008
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last four or five times i've been here, i've wanted to cry in my beer. there hasn't been a pretty or talented girl working here in quite a while. hell, you can't even have a converation with these girls. does anybody know where DIXIE is? i heard she stopped dancing for a while but then i heard rumors she was at atlantis. i went there, asked for her, she wasn't there and i was lucky to leave wih my wallet. that place is scarey and the girls are disgusting and desperate. putting a gown on a woman does not give her class

?????  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on November 6, 2007
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new girl angel she very hott and sexy... thank god she came to us, i would spend so much money on her...... i recommend her

DANCER  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on November 5, 2007
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How would an exotic brunette with natural 40 ds and a great personality who loves to work hard do at this club?????

pissed off customer  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 16, 2007
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so when i woke up wednesday morning, i realized i had been screwed. i spent half the night talking to a very young looking brunette with big doe eyes and a tribal tramp stamp. she took all my money, not earned it- stole it. she was supposed to meet me at a hotel nearby but i backed out. seriously, i thought she was cool at first but why do all young hot strippers have to hound me for coke? do i look like a damn drug dealer? get off it bitch and stop stealing cuz you're gonna end up looking 40 at 25 with a hell of an expensive habit. who will want you then?

chic  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 6, 2007
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alright you guys. damn it, why do you have to be like this? let's get a table and the waitress will get the beers.

chic  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 5, 2007
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i think they went over to allstars together, but maybe not they were on the road can't remember where i lost them. do you listen to ldn?

former customer  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 5, 2007
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Whatever happened to "Harley". She worked here, then she worked at Pirate's Cove and then came back to Paulie's...anyone know? Also what about Tamryn & Kennedy from a couple of years ago? Thanks

Buddy  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 4, 2007
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Hey stopped by to say whats up had a blast on friday love this bar it rocks all ways have a good time here thanks

haha  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 4, 2007
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yeah trashy bikers love this place. if your not a over the hill, over weight, obnoxious biker this place isin't for you.

Wifi  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on July 25, 2007
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Worn out, hard old barflies for dancers. One girl was cute...with blond Shirley Temple curls and a European accent. Nothing but old bikers here. There is no stage with pole...more like a box with a big pipe sticking out of it.

JOLIPPY!!!  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on July 13, 2007
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Man, that Holly chick is SMOKIN'!!! I wanna bite that ass of hers!!! Yummy!!! LOL, love ya girl!!! See ya 4 Carlos's birthday run!!! Clearly, I'm the designated music bitch or something... Kisses!!!

Questions  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on July 9, 2007
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How much money do these girls walk home with? How much are house fees? How many girls work here? How busy is it here? Thank you!!

Colorado Bob  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on June 20, 2007
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Any Pirates Cove regulars from around 10 yrs ago posting here and hanging out at Paulie's now? I used to work for AA at O'Hare and was a regular at PC.

Pole Dancer  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on June 19, 2007
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Does Paulies have a stage with a pole, or just private dances?

Dude  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 31, 2007
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Hey, Iw as here Tuesday 5/29 on a whim a buddy and me we decided to stop in. Met and chatted with Faith and Carmen. Great gals. Faith is a quite striking, and a real cool person all around. Girls here will talk to you and interact dance or no dance. Faith, was great to hang with you !!! Can't wait to do so again.

Rick  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 24, 2007
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20 bucks for a topless dance??? Not at this dump, no way am i paying that!

DaNcEr  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 11, 2007
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In regards to "Ohboy s" comment yes dances are $10 or bikini and $20 for topless....but keep in mind that the music in the bar is played from a jukebox so you get the WHOLE song (average of 3 and a half to 5 minutes) , , , , as apposed to other clubs where dances run 20-30 for topless or nude but you got the DJ cutting your song at around 2min 30 sec. Just an FYI

Bret  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 11, 2007
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Check out the new hotties........smokeing...........good job Paulie

OhBoy  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on March 28, 2007
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Stopped last week. Pretty good selection of pretty women, BUT dances are $10 and topless$20! Way out of line. Not a bad place for an after work drink, but if your looking for a good time head East.

jeff  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on February 17, 2007
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what happened to dixie? i've known her for years, i guess she finally went to a real club. does anybody know where she is now? i lost her for a while when pc closed, so if anybody knows i'd be happy to hear it!

potential customer  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on February 2, 2007
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Bikini club? What does this entail? I'm guessing there are local anti-nudity ordinances to be satisfied, but this can mean different things in different places. Are all the dancers in bikinis or can they wear other things? Are pasties enough? Are pantyhose required? Is alcohol served? Thanks in advance, -A potential customer

Ze heil  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on December 17, 2006
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I wouldnt even take a piss in this joint. It looks like a bomb shelter. Salute

Been there  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on December 4, 2006
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Okay...so I've been reading through these posts and I know I haven't been there for a while but those old posts bring back memories of Sabre and Taryn. Unless I missed one, here's what I heard about Sabre, obviously she was dating Matt and she hooked up with Carlos which explains why Sabre was gone and so was Carlos all of a sudden. And the only thing I can say to people who don't believe me is you have to respond to my post with something that shows me you know Sabre....aka her real name (or to keep her privacy....the first letter of her real name). That's all

sambo  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on November 2, 2006
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this place blows so bad, it should advertise as a fuckin hurricane.

lauren hill  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 26, 2006
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my favorite playmate

frankie  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 23, 2006
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place so dirty ratts drive around in 4x4 remote control cars, roaches have on plastic booties on their feet to keep from dirty, and you have to wipe your feet before getting into your car.to new customers please bring bio terrorist gas mask, for your safety,

MMMMMMM........  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 4, 2006
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I was on your website and mmmmm Jeff S from Ideal ride your hot and i would do things to you you wouldnt know what to do

Re:Iraq Boys  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on July 25, 2006
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My suggestion dont come here go to Diamonds its funner better looking girls and its cheaper. (byob onle hard liq) Its only about 15 min from here in west chicago

Billy  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on July 13, 2006
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I don't know what those guys are bitching about was in Paulies on Saturday had four pretty hot chicks and one smokin bartender had a great time will be back with more friends this week. B+ on the girls C on the building

nasty ass  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 24, 2006
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yuck! I will never be back!

re quick question  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 12, 2006
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it can hold 30 but the 5 fatasses that hang out (live)there take up all the space also there is only about 4 girls and only 1 that is even worth talking to you would probably have more fun at a funeral than here. uncle paulie will give you a reach around free of charge because he is a jack off

Just a question  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 6, 2006
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Can this club handle about 30 customers? Im planning a night out for my boys coming home from Iraq! Thanks for any info!

hey radkon  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 5, 2006
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is you a faggot? what is with the dumbshit images? Can i stick that can up your fuckin ass sideways? Where is the quote? I think it may have gone something like this ''Go fuck yourself pussy" Keep us all updated on your 2 dollar beer sprees

to carlos  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 27, 2006
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awww, i'm disappointed, no response???

to carlos  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 21, 2006
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just wanted to say hi. oh yeah, one quick question, find any other bellyrings in your bed?

Radkon  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 12, 2006
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The Dancers: Was only able to catch 2 of the ladies perform. First was an asian girl on the stage very attractive and seductive and then a blonde white girl who was very flexible and deffinately making men wish they had a chance. Both of them very beautiful. They were very good dancers and deffinately performed well. At the end of the dances they walk the room asking for donations. Very understandable as no guys walked up to even thorw a dollar down. I will recommend all of you to check this place out for the girls first off. They were deffinately very attractive ladies.

Radkon  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 12, 2006
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Atmosphere: Deffinately feels like a biker bar. You walk in and if you aren't a biker you are not sure if you are welcome there. But being in a lot of fights lately at the local bars Iand being in places your average 22 year old white suburbanite shouldnt be I didnt seem to care. The ladies seemed to be stuck at a table with 3 guys being obnoxiously loud so they did not work the room at all this evening it seemed. So I have no review on private dances. Decided to ask a customer on personal experience and was told, and I qoute

Radkon  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 12, 2006
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This is all I can say really as thats all I experienced. I am a writer for an automotive magazine so I hope you all understand I am trying to write with no objectives to influence you all. Just trying to give a real review. If you want more reviews from me let me know. Will possibly try this bar again earlier tomorrow if work lets out early again. For all those thinking to check this place out....Deffinatley worth checking out but show up early! Last call is called so early you almost feel unwelcome! So realize last call there is almost 45 min before closing even when customers are there.

tim  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on March 9, 2006
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im looking for a close place to watch the big 12 tournament all day.. does this place have any tvs or anything? thanks.. or does anyone know a good sports bar around here that would carry espnU?

irish one  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on March 8, 2006
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i went in a couple of weeks ago and thought it was pretty cool especially dixie does anyone know what nights she works or even the weekend cause she was amazing

question 2  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 30, 2006
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ok, then another question for you. I'm not from the area, what other clubs are nearby, and are they any good? I'd appreciate it!

the InFAMOUS  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 30, 2006
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i live a couple blocks away from this place and finally went to it. to check it out and it was a total waste of time. i'm sorry but its true i've been to other clubs and i'd say go somewhere else.

questions  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 27, 2006
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I'll be in the area during early Feb, and was just wondering (since i didn't see it in a quick scan of the site) about a few things. 1) What (if any) is cover out there? 2) What time do they open/close? Any answers would be appreciated!

theman  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 20, 2006
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what happened to all the hot girls?

steve  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on December 29, 2005
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how just left and i had a good time been comin here for a while now alot of new girls hired lately good job matt fresh meat some pretty hot ones too cant wait for sat. bbq c ya

KTL  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 3, 2005
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Haven't been in the the area since beginning of the year, stopped at paulies and found that kennedy, terrin nor lexi were dancering there anymore. anyinfo on where any or all three are dancing now. they were three fun girls.

Big Tom  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 17, 2005
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Sabre - what magazines? Would love to check out the pictures!

what a difference  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 16, 2005
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ok, I just have to say one thing. Where are all the girls?? Went to Blackjacks a week ago and heard some people at the bar talking about Uncle Paulie's. So I went to check it out and was totally revolted. Never will I be back.

wndr  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 10, 2005
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does anyone know if kennedy is dancing elsewhere?

I saw earlier on  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on June 9, 2005
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here a mentioning of a "whore house" what is it called? Anyone else been there?

big daddy  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on June 7, 2005
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wheres star???she still up there didnt see her the last few times i was there.

Harley  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 24, 2005
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My kind of place! Cold beer, pretty ladies, and good attitudes.

FAT DEIGO  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 23, 2005
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I am a UP regular and I gotta say, it is a cool place if you just wanna kick back and relax. The girls there are nice but half of them cause more drama than a blockbuster movie. other than that and the donations after each dance it is alright. It is even better when Carlos and Matt are there, then the place turns into a comedy club. so hello to Hailey, Starr, Jen, Cody, Faith, Wicca, and any other girls that I forgot to mention. And shout out to matt, carlos, big matt, and of course Uncle Paulie.

Idiot  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 11, 2005
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Swandog your a stroke, or your faith yourself, she is one of the biggest powder chicks there and she is a snitch. She is nothing speical and she is flatter than a man. buy some tits you dirty cok* head

Marshmellow  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 28, 2005
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Just east of there are Jack Shacks

info  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 27, 2005
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its a whore house bro

help please  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 26, 2005
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Does anybody know what the place east down north avenue is. It says secretly yours in neon in the front, and the side says vixens. I was working when I drove past, is this a strip club, lap dance bar, or adult book store? Thanks guys

gman  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 23, 2005
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always pass by but never went in.....do girls dance?...on stage?...lap dance.....? whats the deal?

Swandog  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 9, 2005
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Had ocassion to stop for the first time in a great while. Met Faith. Wow! Need O2 to recover! Nice! As always, good times here!

Stunning Greg  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 6, 2005
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Any idea if Terrin is working anywhere else? She was pretty smokin!

insider  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 4, 2005
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to T&L .......yes they quit

T&L  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on April 3, 2005
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They were cheap and they were fun!!

T&L  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on March 24, 2005
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I heard Terrin & Lexi quit. Any info on what they're doin now?

UP regular  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on March 10, 2005
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Sometimes I feel I may be a regular fixture here @ Paulie's, but recently ventured in to see Kathy @ PC. Wow!! She's quite the dancer! rumor has it she no longer works there..... any chance of getting her to work @ Paulies? She'd make a great asset and possibly make a bigger name for my favorite hangout.

bill  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 20, 2005
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i was just there today kennedy didn't go anywhere and damn that faith chick is smokin hot best i have ever seen at paulies

Dennis  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 19, 2005
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I understand that Kennedy has gone on to bigger and better things. Best of luck to her.

Come On In!  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 10, 2005
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you will do fine here, be safe and clean and you will do fine..

angel  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on January 6, 2005
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to anystrippers that work here is this place worth working at? I am a indepentant white blue eyed 130lbs and 5'7 well rounded would I do good here?

SABRE  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on December 12, 2004
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Just wanted to come here and say hi to lexi, starr, mandi, mila, kennedy, and the other girls i know. hope all is going well with work and in life. i miss you all and hope to see some of you sooner then later!! drop me a line and we'll see where it takes us. love ya guys!!!!!!

Wheels  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on November 16, 2004
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After driving by this place umpteen times I stopped in. The place was a little nicer inside than I had anticipated. The girls were more attractive than your average housewife, but the girl?s looks were nothing to get excited about. However I will say the girls I talked to were friendly. Uncle Paulie?s is more of a neighborhood bar with semi attractive girls that dance than a strip club. This is a great place to play pool, bullshit, etc? If you are looking for crazy out of control strip club action I suggest going someplace else.

Puppylove  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on November 5, 2004
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dreamgirl: You sure get me going! I feel very alive with u. 2 bad there is no touching here, cuz I sure would like to hug and hold u. When u were sad the other night i wanted to rush over to comfort u. It was hard not 2, but i didn't know if that would cause u problems. I know I don't get to see u much. But i like when u dance and when we shoot the bull. Sometimes it is hard to talk to someone in a bar like this cuz everyone knows everyone else and u can't always say what u want. Sometimes that is good too. I hope to see u soon. drop me a line anytime, i will find it. ;o)) Milla: hi hope u are well! ochen hora-show!!

Sabre  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on November 2, 2004
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To Carlitos: Call me Darn-it!!!!!!! Luv u, bye.

FROM CARLOS  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on November 1, 2004
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Diddo to what saber said...hi, saber

Sabre  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on November 1, 2004
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To tip: don't be an asshole. people write what they want to and i have no control over it so chill out with the whole not worth mentioning shit. that's rude and ignorant. i think managment should leave this site to the customers and stop trying to shut them up. and to all who wanna talk about me, please do it on the one step beyond site. people at this bar apparently can't handle me being talked about. and to whoever wanted to know if matt and i were getting back together, no. we're friends and that's it. to management: i don't talk shit about your bar or any of the girls so please just skip comments you don't like and leave my name out of your mouths! thank's.

Tip:  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 31, 2004
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If we are not talking about you, maybe you're not worth mentioning.

To Matt  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 27, 2004
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Do you still talk to Saber and if so how is she? Are the two of you working things out yet? I hope so. You two were the best. If not, why? You two are perfect for eachother. Sabre I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you if all is not well.

f pc  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 20, 2004
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I use to go to pc but started going to uncle paulis to check out the new dancers not bad alot better than what pcs had lately and yes they have pool tables

eve  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on October 18, 2004
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just one question are there any pool tables at this place?

Melrose  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 30, 2004
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Yes, Saber is dancing at one of the clubs in Melrose Park.

wondering  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 28, 2004
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has anyone heard from saber yet and is she dancing anywhere else yet?

Party Was Great!!  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 19, 2004
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I just want to say that Matt and Carlos Threw a monster party at Paulies the other Night. I will be back for sure...........

John  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 17, 2004
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Stopped into Paulie's the other night. Still the same old laid back neighborhood bar. Sorry to see Saber gone though. Cute girls and moderately priced alcohol. I hope this place is still around when my son's older.

JOKE!!!!  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 16, 2004
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This is all a joke, their just dancers. Paulies and every other club will do ok with out saber, terrin, and any other girl. so if you think your something then im sorry you cant see reality....

TO FUNNY AND OTHERS:  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 14, 2004
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Sabre was a fun, outgoing girl who has alot going for her. She just needs to realize that. And yes she was a little annoying at times, but what girl there isn't. It's not nice to come on here and make fun of a girl who really did nothing wrong to anybody. Yes, get alcohol in her and she becomes brutally honest, but that's not the worst quality someone could have. Everyone seems to forget that she did good as well. I remember seeing an argument about the girls smoking pot and Sabre never gave names. So listen, let's take it easy on the slandering towards Sabre and all the current Paulie's girls. Paulie's is till one of my fav places to go and I wanna keep it that way. Matt, keep up the good work and say hi to Sabre for us!

Funny?  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 14, 2004
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If Saber was so loved. How is it that only 3 or 4 people at the MOST have mentioned her at the Bar. That is something you Saber lovers need to think about!!!!

SHHHHH  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 11, 2004
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I was just wondering when paulie or matt was finally gonna fire taryn. her dancing is the same after 4 years and she really needs to take a bartending class or two. her time is played out. can we get some more new girls please?

duble truble  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on September 3, 2004
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no way, did they really? too bad man. to customer and friend: keep us informed. saber was awesome. are there any new girls that look like her or taryn?

WHAT  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 31, 2004
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I heard that saber and matt split. that's horrible! i thought they would outlast us all. well, i hope they work things out and know that they have "the real thing".

to customer & friend  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 29, 2004
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thanks for the update, is Sabre workin anywhere? Also, about Taryn, why is she never there when I show up???

customer and friend  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 27, 2004
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here's an update on SABRE for those of you who care: she said she misses the bar and the customers because they were like family for so long, but she's doing just fine. she hopes to see alot of the customers in the future and sends her best wishes to everyone. oh, and she sends a big sabre kiss too! and to the lik'n taryn guy: terrin is always there. and yeah she's a cute lil thing.

Likn' Taryn  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 24, 2004
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Just wondering if someone can tell me when Taryn works? Also, an update on Sabre would be nice. I know some of you don't care about that Sabre is gone, that is OK. Boards like this are for those of us that do.

Regular  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 23, 2004
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I was just wondering if anyone has seen Sabre. If so, can you tell us how she's been? Thank's!

SABRE  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 20, 2004
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I'm not sure who removed my comment, but that was mean!

Captain Curtis  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 17, 2004
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What's the new girl's story?

not fine  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 14, 2004
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lexi is a hot, sweet heart kind of girl. we never said she wasn't. taryn used to be hot, now she's all dried up. i mean, who wants to listen to some drunk beg for money. we pass people like her up on the side of the road everyday. it sounds like the bar owners are getting mad because their ex-star girl is gone and there are alot of unhappy customers. paulie: as long as you keep carlos and matt around, you won't need the headaches. (i mean dancers!)

STOP!!!  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 13, 2004
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Ok. all Sabers friends stop she is gone....If you dont like it stay out...Teryn and lexi will be fine....

Upset Customer  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 12, 2004
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When all Paulie's has is a bunch of fat and annorexic girls working, you'd better bet allot of us are pissed that the best girl is gone. Why in the world did she get fired in the first place?

Just aTid bit  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 12, 2004
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Let saber go, she is gone... put it to bed already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have you seen her  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 11, 2004
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it's about time saber left paulies. does anyone know where she's working yet and is anyone still in contact with her? she's got allot of fans and i'm the biggest. saber, you are beautiful and should be in vegas and not at uncle paulies. keep in touch.

TRUTH MY ASS  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 9, 2004
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To truth and truth: it sounds like you two are in grammar school. who are you guys anyways?

SABRE  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 9, 2004
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Wow. and i just came on this website to see how the bar was doing! thanks guys but it was my time to move on. as for where i will be working, i will keep you all posted. i hope all the friends i made at paulie's will continue to keep in touch and if not, it's probably better that way. muahh!!!!!!!!!

Crazy Jim  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 9, 2004
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Why is Sabre no longer at UP's? That's a bummer. She was super hot! I wonder where she'll end up working?

your kiddin  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 8, 2004
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Sabre gone, what is that guy friggin crazy. She was one of 2 cuties in his stable. Her and Taryn. Don't tell me Taryn is gone too! Last time I was there Kennedy was around (funny but not so much to look at) with one of the two tall chubby blondes (with no tits) and some geek girl trying to pass for a stripper. No hotties, no business. Sabre: if you are looking for a side job, look me up ;)

the MAD hatter  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 7, 2004
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Both of you sound like idiots. you don't like the club, shut up!!! i have been going to paulie's for some time now. it looks like shit, but is a fun place to hang out. i do have a complaint though. i think it was something like a year ago a dancer named saber started. man was this girl hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not only was she the hottest lil thing i've ever seen, she was the coolest person as well. for some reason she was fired. does anyone know why? if anyone knows what club she is working at i'd love to know and to paulie, bring saber back!!!!!!!! if you're smart. you'd keep her around too. she will make a name for herself and you wouldn't wanna kick yourself in the ass, now would you ???

Truth  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 6, 2004
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Come and get me, ass. You going to beat up a girl? Your little online threats are very pathetic. Get lost, creep.

Truth  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 5, 2004
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Dear answer, You sound real tough sittin behind a screen. Wonder how tough you really are. Care to find out?

The Real Truth  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 3, 2004
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To the previous poster that has attempted to hijack my handle. Get your own nickname. "The Truth" is taken and I do not appreciate you using it to spread your hate.

The truth  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 3, 2004
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Someone is lying to all of you. I would be embarassed to make that right hand turn off of North Ave. and worried of what the other motorists may think of me patronizing this dump. If you make a left instead, you can get a really great hotdog and fries. No humiliation. Shocking that it is still around, it's even a downgrade from that shithole Pirates Cove in Bloomingdale. Couldn't pay me to walk in here. As for you, girlie, the guy who says he thinks he saw you doesn't know you from a hole in the wall. Why? Because that was management that posted the last post.

Regular  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on August 3, 2004
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You bet girls are welcome. I think i saw you not bad yourself. I have been going to Paulies for a long time and love the people everyone is kind and considerate. Matt is the boss and Carlos is his right hand man. Christina is gone but Lexi is smokin i will agree. I love the changes that have been made its all for the better. And keep up the specials (Miller Lite) You got to see Kelly too she is awesome. Great job guys keep it up

Sara  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on July 29, 2004
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Stopped by with my boyfried the other night the girls where hot had a good time even got a lap dance but i was wondering why there are not more girls at Paulies i mean i go to alot of clubs and always see a hand full of women with thier men, does Paulies have something against that or is it cool. I felt well received but just though i would ask

"The shame of G. E."  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 31, 2004
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Read the T-shirts guys "The shame of Glen Ellen!" It's unincorporated Glen Ellen. Also, if you leave it as Glendale Heights, Mapquest can't find address. As for the bartenders vs. dancers, most of them dance as well. Ask them their schedule. (Kelly only does half-time of Bears games.) lol

Dennis  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 29, 2004
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Went for the first time on 5/25. No, its not your standard club, but had a terrific time and met some very nice people. Very laid back. Kennedy, I'll keep in touch. We have too many mutual friends.

Big Pony  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 27, 2004
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Stopped in a couple days ago had a pretty good time. The girls where pretty cool and the bartender was ok. I give this place an 8. It's not hard to find it's right on North ave. across from portillios. Had a good time keep up the good work.

Jack Hoph  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 25, 2004
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It's a straight up s**thole. How's that for elaboration?

Interested  on Uncle Paulie's Inc

posted on May 25, 2004
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Can you elaborate on what you're talking about? Sounds interesting.